1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,271 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,511 There are many safe and ethnically diverse neighbourhoods in Pittsburgh. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,239 - Shane, who are you talking to? - Dad. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,718 I need to rent your empty house. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,756 We need a grow house. Can you deal with that? 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,513 Hello, Eve Meriweather, education coordinator, 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,034 Absolute Truth Ministries campus. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,588 The wrath of Doug. It's coming. 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,150 What kind of man tears a cross off the roof of a church? 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,397 An impressive one, I'm guessing. That's a big fucking cross. 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,517 I read an article in the paper about this cross of theirs that got stolen. 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,874 I think I just found it. 13 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,869 - You got a call. - From who? 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,032 Roy Till. He's with the DEA. 15 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,759 - I have questions. - You do? 16 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,910 Our business arrangement's not gonna work out. 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,989 And why's that? 18 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,469 My customers don't seem to like your product. 19 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,879 That's a shame. 20 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,394 Three guys on motorcycles pulled me out of the car. 21 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,074 They said they're coming after you, after all of us. 22 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,673 So what do you want from me? 23 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,320 What kind of protection would I get for half of everything? 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,755 Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me. 25 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,752 When they go down, they go down hard. 26 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:07,829 Fine. 27 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,390 The fire started in their grow field. Someone torched it. 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,233 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 29 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,949 Good morning. After a long night battling darkness, treacherous conditions, 30 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,359 and high walls of flame, 31 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,035 fire-fighters still do not have this searing blaze under control. 32 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,793 The west end of the charter school is gone. 33 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,997 We're trying to save the worship hall now, but we're just not equipped... 34 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,433 Oi vey! 35 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,671 Almost 300 acres and several homes have burned, 36 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,594 and with Santa Ana winds blowing strong and tinder-dry conditions, 37 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,796 this fire shows no signs of weakness. 38 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,316 They say arson is a sexual crime. 39 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,871 Couldn't you have just rubbed one out? 40 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,235 - You did this? - Of course not. 41 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,038 You took care of the bikers, didn't you? 44 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,153 Not my fault. 45 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,350 - You're a gangster. - Shut up. 46 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,429 I'm proud of you. 47 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,078 - Don't be. - Don't be. 48 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,311 Well, what's our next move? 49 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,356 Don't even fucking say Pittsburgh, OK? 50 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,829 We've had enough of that shit. Just deal like the rest of us. 51 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,273 - Pittsburgh. - Dipshit. 52 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,158 - Dad! - OK, enough, everybody. 53 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,956 Time to pack up. We're leaving. Take only what's really important, OK? 54 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,954 Everybody, go! 55 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,308 Fire-fighters continue to lose ground in Majestic 56 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,630 despite the efforts of several local agencies. 57 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,245 We take you there live for an update. 58 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,272 Everything we couldn't get into the van we wrapped in trash bags, 59 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,157 which we sunk to the bottom of the pool. 60 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,635 Because we figure the pool can't burn, right? 61 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,676 Now we're just praying 62 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,274 the water doesn't get into the bags and destroy the Bowflex. 63 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,749 I am sorry to interrupt. We have just received word 64 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,991 that the evacuation of lower Majestic is now mandatory. 65 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,756 I repeat, there is now a mandatory call for evacuation in lower Majestic. 66 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,276 Fire-fighters are going door-to-door telling people to get out immediately 67 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,114 as this insatiable conflagration continues to rage. 68 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,433 Hello? Hello? 69 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,671 Hello? Firemen? 70 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,553 Hello? You're blocking my driveway. I can't pull my car out. 71 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,039 We can't move the truck now. 72 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,999 We asked for a voluntary evacuation of this area hours ago. 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,514 Well, how am I supposed to evacuate with your truck parked in front of my fucking driveway? 74 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,718 There are shuttle buses running to the evacuation centre every two blocks, ma'am. 75 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,314 I just finished loading up the car. 76 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,712 Come on, it'll take you two seconds, and I'll be on my merry way. 77 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,712 - Please? - OK. Got it? 78 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,951 All residents are required to leave their homes now. 79 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,828 - This is a mandatory evacuation. - You spiteful, fucking piece of shit. 80 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,517 What if this was your house? All of your things. 81 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,718 I live in a shitty apartment. My ex-wife has all the good stuff, so I wouldn't give a shit. 82 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,234 But you're welcome that I'm risking my life and lungs 83 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,869 trying to save your home, your hybrid, and all your crap. 84 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,358 You know what? Fair enough. 85 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,789 You know, I don't need any of this. 86 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,033 - I'm going to the shuttle! - Good for you. 87 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,154 Here's my phone number. Call me. 88 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,396 A few drinks, some angry sex. 89 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,553 Here I go. 90 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,758 OK, we need to be leaving. I smell smoke. 91 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,115 Damn, Heylia, you get nervous around a barbecue. 92 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,031 Just let me pack a few more plants. 93 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,556 Look, we done most of what we can do. House burns down, we start again. 94 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,995 House still standing, we go back to work in a few days. 95 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,870 Oh, no. I'm getting too old for this shit. Growing here and running there. 96 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,951 Fuck it. I'm going legit. 97 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,993 - Now what the fuck are you talking about? - I'm opening up a club. 98 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,431 Heylia's Compassionate Care. 99 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,595 - What? I still got my connections. - You gonna buy from me? 100 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,716 So long as I don't know where you growing it, 101 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,155 and I don't have to see your fucking girlfriend. 102 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,280 - She's not my girlfriend. - Fine. 103 00:06:15,315 --> 00:06:17,510 Your cock-charming fuck buddy. 104 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,878 I'm done fighting it, cos I know you gonna do what you gonna do. 105 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,758 I'm simply asking that you keep it out my face, 106 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,628 and I hope she make a decent turkey cos she ain't coming to my house for Thanksgiving. 107 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,633 Now, look at that timing. There you go. 108 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,719 Residents in northern Majestic have been ordered to evacuate 109 00:06:37,754 --> 00:06:41,159 and voluntary evacuations are in effect for lower Majestic 110 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,556 and the area formerly known as Agrestic Township. 111 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,030 All evacuees are welcome here to the Summer Canyon Recreation Centre. 112 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,588 Dan, back to you in the studio. 113 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,309 All right, that's it, guys. Let's get back as soon as we can. 114 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,797 Careful. This is my dad, not a washing machine. 115 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,871 - I'm fine, honey. - No, you're not. 116 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,076 You were banging around in there like a pinball. 117 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,277 Were you trying to hit every pothole, or do you just suck at your job? 118 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,033 It's been a long night. She's tired, cranky. 119 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,033 Dad, you need to stop being such a pussy. I'm not always gonna be around. 120 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,235 Here we go. 121 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,719 I'm ready. 122 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,836 - What's that? - My turtles. 123 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,275 - You have turtles? - Franco and Warhol. 124 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,833 - How long have you had turtles? - I won them last year at a carnival. 125 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,629 Turtles. How did I not know you had turtles... for a year? 126 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,240 No, honey. No waffle maker. We don't need it. 127 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:40,757 Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates. 128 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,628 - Daddy's earthquake box. - He reminded me about it this morning. 129 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,318 Well, tell him thanks. 130 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,072 He doesn't want to leave the house, Mom. 131 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,789 It's a good thing he can't catch fire, but we can. Does he understand that? 132 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,757 I'm not leaving if he's not leaving. 133 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:04,355 - Shane, this has gone far enough, really. - I'm not leaving. 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,991 Judah? Listen... 135 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,638 Judah, listen to me. 136 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,156 No, it's my turn to talk. Can I talk, please? Thank you. 137 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:26,311 Kindly tell our son that he needs to leave, because his safety is more important 138 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,632 than hanging out with you in this prefab shitbox you loved so well. 139 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,790 You both need to let it go. 140 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,559 No, my hair's the same. OK, I stopped straightening it. 141 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,029 All right, are you gonna tell him? Fine. 142 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,594 Shane, 143 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,230 your father wants you to go. 144 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,434 I'll start loading the car. 145 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:54,280 The evacuation centre, captive audience, high anxiety level. 146 00:08:54,315 --> 00:08:56,794 Where there's smoke, there's smoke. 147 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,792 We need to stop off and get my seedlings at the grow house. 148 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,713 - No. - I'm not leaving without my work. 149 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,069 Fine, I'll go and get it. You guys take the van and go to the rec centre. 150 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,390 I'll meet you there. Start loading. 151 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,030 - Did you know Shane had turtles? - Franco and Warhol. 152 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,951 Right. Go. 153 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,439 Live at the scene here, 154 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,433 mandatory evacuations of areas of Majestic... 155 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,398 Look at that! It's right behind the golf course. 156 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,951 OK, team, we're in a giant room full of unhappy people with lots of cash. 157 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,952 So, let's take their cash and make them happy, OK? 158 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,519 On my count. One, two, three. 159 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,919 - Break! - Break! 160 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:57,231 We're live outside the evacuation centre. The parking lot is full of... 161 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,076 - Your phone broken? - Sorry about that. 162 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,993 I was trying to get as much out as I could before I lock up. 163 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,595 It's nuts out there. Couldn't even drive over here. 164 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,874 I had to park and sneak under the barricade. 165 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,520 - Should you even be here? - I was sent. 166 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,239 Got to rescue the magical Silas strain. 167 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,914 Plus, I hear there's a fire barrelling towards this house. 168 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,391 I was wondering if there's anything I could take with me. 169 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,711 Heylia took a bunch of it, but grab what you can. 170 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,112 Dole it out as slow as you can, 171 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,509 because I think that's gonna be it for a while. 172 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,068 - Wildfire. - Guillermo fire. 173 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,875 No shit? 174 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,794 I don't think he meant for it to spread. He was burning out the bikers. 175 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,350 That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil... 176 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,634 fire. 177 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,757 "Fire. Fire on the mountain." 178 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,555 Huh? 179 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,472 Grateful Dead. 180 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,398 Can you make a turkey? 181 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,596 Can I make a turkey? Where did that come from? 182 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,955 Just answer the question. 183 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,759 I can buy a turkey. 184 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,355 Heylia makes these deep-fried turkeys. 185 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,229 - Unbelievable. - Yeah. 186 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,350 Can't really see myself deep-frying. I'm more of a bake and broil kind of girl. 187 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,280 Microwaves. Think I could fit a turkey in the microwave? 188 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:31,430 You'd have to have a pretty big microwave. 189 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,476 Or a pretty small turkey. 190 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,473 Nancy. 191 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,956 What are you gonna do 192 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,597 if it all burns down? 193 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,874 Your house, your suburb. 194 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,988 Well... 195 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,234 Well... 196 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,033 I guess... 197 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,677 I guess I'd have to go. 198 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,638 Cookies! Would you like to buy some cookies? 199 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,039 Drink up. 200 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,077 So, what's our next move, Nance? 201 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:30,075 I thought I'd get some cheese. They're making fondue at Cot 14. 202 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:35,029 No, not that. The business, our friend Mary Jane. 203 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,271 Why don't we see how the fire goes and then we can regroup? 204 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:42,035 Well, don't forget that I am in the group when we regroup. 205 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,953 Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group. 206 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:49,156 - She's got a great ass, your mom. - Don't be gross. 207 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,438 I was just kidding. 208 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,708 Isabelle, 209 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,831 are you really a lesbian? 210 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,635 Do you really talk to your dead father? 211 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,433 - I got to go to the bathroom. - Go. 212 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,393 Agrestic... Shit, Majestic police! Hello! Anyone here? 213 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,948 Holy shit. Hello? Anyone here? 214 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,555 You really got to clear out now. The fire's up the block and it's moving fast. 215 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,595 Holy shit. 216 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,240 I think they shot Peckers of the Caribbean here. 217 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,108 OK, the fire just took out the Olive Garden. Come on, guys, we really got to go. 218 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,995 Franco, like the Spanish dictator? 219 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,834 Franco, like Franco Harris, the Steelers hall of fame football player. 220 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,388 Honey, I know where you're going with this. 221 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,233 We are never going to move to Pittsburgh. 222 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,392 Mommy hates the cold. 223 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,153 If you still feel this strongly about it in five years, 224 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,838 you can apply to Carnegie Mellon. 225 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,038 "And he doth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come from heaven..." 226 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,430 - Creepy. - What about Tampa? 227 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,078 I got to go. 228 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,630 "And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, 229 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,870 "which hath power over these plagues." 230 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,393 - Amen! - Amen! 231 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,435 Stand up. 232 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,512 Raise your hands high and pray for him! 233 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,790 Everybody, come on. All together now. 234 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,836 - So, it's not your house? - No. No. 235 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,554 That house belongs to Celia. Celia Hodes. H-O-D-E-S. 236 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,518 Then, why is it in the name of a company that you own? 237 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,910 Well, because my company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia. 238 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,357 Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff? 239 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,716 Because she was my lover, and it was good. 240 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,957 And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house, 241 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,556 but I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. 242 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,792 The power of passion makes you do crazy things... Captain Till, is it? 243 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,075 OK, so, you buy her a house, 244 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,595 and I assume you're fucking her in said house, 245 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,319 she of the magical house-earning pussy. 246 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,550 Did you not notice the many marijuana plants 247 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,278 that were growing in her living room? 248 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,918 Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, 249 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,912 so she must have started growing it right after that. 250 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,513 You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. 251 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,318 She's a very complicated woman. 252 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:51,235 Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a Porsche? 253 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,634 May I go now, Captain Till? My work here is finished. 254 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,157 I'm due in Colorado Springs in three days, and it's time for me to hit the road. 255 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,236 Leave a number where I can reach you. 256 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,872 - Will do. - Go. 257 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,518 I just got a call from Guillermo, and I need to go meet him. 258 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,953 No. 259 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,112 Nancy, no. Just stay here. 260 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,749 Stay here with me and the kids. Get your toes done, sell some weed. 261 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,389 - I hear there's fondue at Cot 14. - It was just a cheese plate. 262 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,915 You need to stop hanging out with bad people. 263 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,118 - The man set a town on fire. - All the more reason not to piss him off. 264 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,034 We just need to talk, Guillermo and me. I'll be back soon. 265 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,475 Do you have some sort of a plan? 266 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,639 I'm working on it. Work in progress. I got to get going. 267 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,069 They found the cross! It's in a house in Majestic. 268 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,878 We have to save it! 269 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,590 - Majestic's on fire. - Jesus will protect us. 270 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,591 Jesus will protect us! 271 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,839 - Jesus does not make you flame-retardant. - I have to go. 272 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,069 Hallelujah! Praise God! 273 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,676 This was not what I had in mind. 274 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,957 Act of God, baby. Fire's part of nature. 275 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,118 Act of stupidity. 276 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,391 Those are people's homes. 277 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,278 FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott. 278 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,751 They're gonna get room service for two months, premium cable. 279 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,233 Then they'll come back, see it all built up bigger, brighter. 280 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,397 And then God's gonna burn it down again, 281 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,029 cos they don't belong here in the first place. 282 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,793 And the whole thing starts over. 283 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,997 - It's the circle of life. - Hakuna matata. 284 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,834 - My house is about to burn to the ground. - You got insurance? 285 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,751 My weed is about to burn to the ground. 286 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,798 My customer base is about to burn to the ground. 287 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,075 For that, I don't have insurance. 288 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:03,280 Couldn't get them to offer me a drug-dealer loss-of-product policy. 289 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,238 - Then, it's a sign. - A sign? 290 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,637 That it's time to move on. 291 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,432 That you don't belong here. This is not your home. 292 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,478 - What happened to the bikers? - They moving on, too. 293 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,113 But I don't think your paths are gonna cross. 294 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,072 What am I gonna do? 295 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:30,396 You're white. You're smart, pretty. 296 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:35,838 Yeah, I'll think of something, huh? Fuck you! That's my entire life. All that. 297 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:41,233 Entire life. Come on. This is one tiny valley. 298 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,959 Over the hill, there's another one just like it. 299 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,952 Then another hill and another valley. 300 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,636 And it goes like that, just over and over, all the way south to Mexico. 301 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,351 You're facing west. 302 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,952 See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south. 303 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,513 - You be my navigator. - Hand off the ass. 304 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,229 And thank you for the muscle. 305 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,918 Sorry I can't pay you. It's not my fault, is it? 306 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,029 - I bring a lot of mota across the border. - Yeah. 307 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,117 I'm not selling for you. I'm nobody's bitch anymore. 308 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,114 We'd take you off the sales floor. That's for the little people. 309 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,599 Navigator. 310 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,875 I get stuck in traffic a lot. 311 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,952 Traffic? 312 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,076 Which one is your house? 313 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,639 That one. 314 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,352 No, it's that one? 315 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,280 I don't know. It's over there somewhere. 316 00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:50,077 Maybe the fire won't get there. 317 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,711 You could stay here forever. 318 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,508 Got to go. 319 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,789 We now go live to Majestic for an update. 320 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,236 - A group chanting "Jesus will protect us"... - Check it out. 321 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,757 ...forced their way into the burning house in an attempt to rescue the Majestic cross. 322 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:45,118 Now those members are being treated in hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation. 323 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,397 Can you tell us why you ran into a burning house? 324 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,277 The Lord told us to go. 325 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,798 OK, I'm over her. 326 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,110 Hodes? Celia Hodes? 327 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,954 If Celia Hodes is in the room, could you please raise your hand? 328 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,996 Hodes? Celia Hodes? 329 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,916 I think they're calling you. Is there some kind of raffle I didn't get in on? 330 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,355 - I hate it when I miss out! - I don't think so. 331 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,556 Well, raise your hand. See what they want. 332 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,915 Here! She's right here! 333 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,911 - Celia Hodes? - Yeah? 334 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,353 Nancy Botwin. 335 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,632 Sorry, ma'am. This whole area's been evacuated. 336 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,793 I know. I live here. I evacuated. It's just my house is right there. Please? 337 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,952 Ma'am, the fire's ripping through the canyon behind your house. 338 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,031 - It's not safe. - I know. Look. 339 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,035 My husband's ashes are in there. Please, I forgot my husband's ashes. 340 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:59,272 Let me go in there. My house is right there. I'm begging you. Please. 341 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,635 - You live right there? - Yeah, that's my house right there. 342 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,315 Two minutes. I'm counting. Go. 343 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,870 Andy, get the kids ready to go. I'm coming back. 344 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,996 It's time to hit the road. 345 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,430 No, now, Andy! Do it! 346 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,355 Well, then, don't make me yell. 347 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,593 All right. See you soon. 348 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,834 Judah, 349 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,717 if you're still here, 350 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,354 I tried. 351 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,474 Hey! Where are the ashes? 352 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,232 Oh, er... 353 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,233 I forgot that we buried him. 354 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,073 Thanks, though. Gotta go.