1
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I'll have the blueberry pancakes,
couple of scrambled eggs...

2
00:00:09,993 --> 00:00:11,017
...and a side of sausage.

3
00:00:11,194 --> 00:00:13,788
Good choice. And for the lady?

4
00:00:15,899 --> 00:00:17,992
No food, just a cup of hot tea
with lemon.

5
00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:21,626
Oh, are we slimming down
for the swimsuit competition?

6
00:00:22,372 --> 00:00:24,033
You realize I carry a gun, right?

7
00:00:24,207 --> 00:00:27,370
I am from Africa. The dogs have guns.

8
00:00:28,978 --> 00:00:30,536
[COUGHS]

9
00:00:30,714 --> 00:00:34,013
-You're not getting a cold, are you?
-No, I'm fine. Just no appetite.

10
00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:35,378
No, you're getting sick.

11
00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:37,816
-That's the reason there.
-What are you talking about?

12
00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:40,148
Putting your dirty fingers
in your mouth.

13
00:00:40,323 --> 00:00:42,553
Counting your teeth,
playing with your tongue.

14
00:00:43,326 --> 00:00:45,692
Hey, I wash my hands
at least three times a day.

15
00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:49,229
Well, that's very upsetting, because
you pee at least five times a day.

16
00:00:50,433 --> 00:00:54,028
That's because I drink the proper amount
of fluids for a man my size.

17
00:00:54,204 --> 00:00:55,501
Pardon me for hydrating.

18
00:00:55,672 --> 00:00:58,800
Come on, you're sweating
like a hooker in a church.

19
00:00:59,242 --> 00:01:01,608
A fully hydrated, 300-pound hooker.

20
00:01:02,378 --> 00:01:04,369
This isn't sweat, it's condensation.

21
00:01:04,547 --> 00:01:09,541
It's cold outside, it's warm inside, which
causes me to become a little dewy.

22
00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,246
Why are you being a martyr?

23
00:01:11,421 --> 00:01:13,719
It's not like there's gonna be
some kind of crime wave.

24
00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,586
It's not like we can do anything
about it if there was.

25
00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,460
For the last time, I am not sick.

26
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[SNEEZES]

27
00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:24,256
Now, where you gonna put that?

28
00:01:25,735 --> 00:01:29,899
-I mean, it ain't just gonna go away.
-There's nothing to put away.

29
00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,767
Did you just wipe that sneeze
on your pant leg?

30
00:01:34,744 --> 00:01:36,268
No.

31
00:01:37,046 --> 00:01:38,070
Yes, you did.

32
00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:40,944
Now, go to the bathroom
and wipe the snot off your hands.

33
00:01:41,117 --> 00:01:43,915
Fine. You know,
you're a real nag sometimes.

34
00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:46,453
Well, it's about time
for pee number three anyway.

35
00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:48,455
Quit counting my pees.

36
00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:49,649
[SlGHS]

37
00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,056
If only I could. Don't even get me
started about his belly button.

38
00:01:53,496 --> 00:01:56,363
He digs into that thing
like there's money at the bottom.

39
00:02:16,319 --> 00:02:18,480
How were things
at the mortuary today, pumpkin?

40
00:02:18,655 --> 00:02:19,849
Pretty quiet.

41
00:02:20,023 --> 00:02:21,650
Holiday suicide season is over...

42
00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:25,625
...so we're back to just old people
and slow pedestrians.

43
00:02:27,163 --> 00:02:30,655
Well, don't despair. Valentine's Day
is right around the corner.

44
00:02:31,835 --> 00:02:34,065
Yeah, jilted lover season.

45
00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,330
Always good
for a couple of bridge jumpers...

46
00:02:36,506 --> 00:02:39,373
...or someone taking a lonely bath
with a blow dryer.

47
00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,642
It's almost impossible
to get their hair to stay down.

48
00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:47,574
Hello.

49
00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,548
-Whoa, fancy.
-Va-va-voom.

50
00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,985
-Thank you.
-You look beautiful.

51
00:02:54,157 --> 00:02:58,560
I better. This dress is the reason my car
won't have snow tires on it this year.

52
00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,490
Well, fashion first, safety second.

53
00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:02,756
[VlCTORlA CHUCKLES]

54
00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,593
So, what's the occasion, Mol?

55
00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,201
My boyfriend is taking me
to see La Boheme tonight.

56
00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:11,534
Oh, so you finally suckered him
into taking you to the opera, huh?

57
00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,733
Does he know
that Elmer Fudd's not in it?

58
00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,243
He's actually being
really sweet about it.

59
00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:22,077
Although I'm sure that the opera is the
last place in the world he wants to go.

60
00:03:22,252 --> 00:03:25,016
Which means you're finally dating
a straight man.

61
00:03:25,588 --> 00:03:26,612
[SlGHS]

62
00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:27,847
About time, right?

63
00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:31,425
Hey, you kiss enough fairies,
one of them is bound to turn into a frog.

64
00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,355
Amen.

65
00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:38,065
[VOMlTS]

66
00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:41,060
[GRUNTS]

67
00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:42,864
Okay, I'm fine.

68
00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:46,406
I'll be fine. Mike Biggs does not get sick.

69
00:03:47,176 --> 00:03:48,575
[DOORBELL RlNGS]

70
00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:50,474
[EXHALES THEN GROANS]

71
00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,916
Oh, brain freeze, brain freeze.

72
00:03:57,086 --> 00:03:59,247
Son of a bitch!

73
00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:03,320
-Hello.
-Hey.

74
00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,984
Wow, you look gorgeous.

75
00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:07,253
Oh, thank you.

76
00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:09,091
You're not so bad yourself
there, mister.

77
00:04:09,265 --> 00:04:11,495
-Yeah, 2-for-1 sale at the suit store.
-Oh.

78
00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:14,261
Saving the other one for St. Patty's Day.
You know why?

79
00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:17,504
-Because it's green?
-Bingo.

80
00:04:29,485 --> 00:04:31,282
[MOLLY GlGGLES]

81
00:04:31,454 --> 00:04:34,082
-So how long is this thing?
-About three hours.

82
00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:37,784
Three hours? Wow, they really give you
your money's worth.

83
00:04:37,961 --> 00:04:39,087
Yeah.

84
00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:41,822
Hey, is that men's room downstairs
the closest bathroom?

85
00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,933
-I think so. Why?
-Oh, just like to get the lay of the land.

86
00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:48,036
I like to be aware of my surroundings.
It's my cop instincts.

87
00:04:48,237 --> 00:04:51,331
I need to know where to run, where to
hide, and I need to know where to pee.

88
00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:52,633
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]

89
00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:56,306
-So, what's this opera about?
-It's about a poet named Rodolfo.

90
00:04:56,479 --> 00:04:59,277
He falls in love with a seamstress
named Mimi. Oh.

91
00:04:59,449 --> 00:05:01,883
Okay, I'm a fan already.

92
00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,518
Now, Mimi is kind of a flirt...

93
00:05:03,686 --> 00:05:06,883
...but Rodolfo can't break up with her
because she's ill. Oh.

94
00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:10,514
I see. And it takes three hours
for her to croak, huh?

95
00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,021
No chance she could drop early,
like at a boxing match.

96
00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:17,656
Look, I realize this is not your thing...

97
00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:20,359
...but if you give it half a chance,
you'll enjoy it.

98
00:05:20,536 --> 00:05:23,801
I trust you. I've come to appreciate
things you've introduced me to.

99
00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:25,998
White wine, documentaries,
clean sheets.

100
00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:27,199
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]

101
00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:28,503
I think you'll like this.

102
00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:31,374
You don't have to understand ltalian
to follow the story.

103
00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:33,742
-Oh, it's in a foreign language.
-Hmm.

104
00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,884
That's a nice bonus.

105
00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:41,179
-Oh, mm-hm.
-And three hours from now.

106
00:05:41,357 --> 00:05:43,985
[ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG
DRAMATlC MUSlC]

107
00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:52,930
[MAN SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN]

108
00:05:59,242 --> 00:06:02,905
God, where's John Wilkes Booth
when you need him?

109
00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:08,582
[CHORUS SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN]

110
00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:14,552
-Are you enjoying it?
-Oh, it's magical.

111
00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:17,693
[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

112
00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:22,854
Sorry, just two corn dogs fighting
for kennel space. Ha, ha.

113
00:06:29,405 --> 00:06:32,897
[WOMAN SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN]

114
00:06:39,082 --> 00:06:42,245
[MAN SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN]

115
00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:51,155
[ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG
UPBEAT MUSlC]

116
00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:00,269
[CHORUS SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN]

117
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,738
[ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG
MAJESTlC MUSlC]

118
00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:16,748
Bravo, bravissimo.

119
00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:18,750
I know, and we're just at intermission.

120
00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:20,855
-What? There's more?
-Yeah.

121
00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:23,787
Oh, my God, you're drenched in sweat.

122
00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,929
Well, what did you expect?
I'm a fat guy in a wool suit.

123
00:07:27,096 --> 00:07:31,260
-You have a fever.
-You bet I do. Opera fever, whoo.

124
00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:33,800
No, sir, you're sick.
We need to get you in bed.

125
00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:38,172
Okay, but I still get credit
for the full three hours, right?

126
00:07:42,645 --> 00:07:44,476
[COUGHlNG]

127
00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:50,016
Are you sure you're okay to drive?

128
00:07:50,186 --> 00:07:53,678
I'm fine. Although I am a little miffed
you dragged me out of the opera...

129
00:07:53,856 --> 00:07:55,687
...before I could see how it ended.

130
00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:58,122
Guess I'll just have to buy the book.

131
00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:02,186
Look, I appreciate
that you're strong like bull...

132
00:08:02,365 --> 00:08:05,459
...but you should spend the night
at my place so I can take care of you.

133
00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,068
There's nothing to take care of.

134
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:10,467
I just need to go home, get a good
night's sleep, and I'll be fit as a fiddle.

135
00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,335
[SNEEZES]

136
00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:22,208
Here's a million-dollar idea.
Windshield wipers on the inside.

137
00:08:23,719 --> 00:08:25,084
[MOLLY GROANS]

138
00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:36,590
Okay, just help me zip up my fly,
tuck in my shirt, and we're good to go.

139
00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:40,730
I don't see that working out for you.

140
00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:45,905
-You're staying home today.
-No, Mike Biggs does not miss work.

141
00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:49,272
And Carl McMillan doesn't ride
with a man holding a throw-up bucket.

142
00:08:49,979 --> 00:08:52,038
Allow me this one eccentricity.

143
00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:55,048
It'll be fine. Just drive slow,
avoid the speed bumps.

144
00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:58,710
If we have to chase down any perps
on foot, you may have to go it alone.

145
00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:02,422
So I won't be able to count on your
lightning speed and cat-like reflexes?

146
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,692
I'm gonna get ahold of Molly,
have her take care of you.

147
00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:09,228
I don't want her to see me sweaty
and out of breath.

148
00:09:09,398 --> 00:09:11,059
She'll never wanna have sex with me.

149
00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:15,534
If she hasn't seen you sweaty and out
of breath, I'm sure you haven't had sex.

150
00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:20,602
-Please don't call her. I'm begging you.
-Somebody's gotta take care of you.

151
00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:24,542
Hey, I am a grown man, I'm perfectly
capable of taking care of myself.

152
00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:27,911
-It's your mother.
-Mom, I don't feel so good.

153
00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:35,584
[MlKE COUGHlNG]

154
00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:38,819
I can't believe you don't own
a hot-water bottle.

155
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,590
You young people think you can cure
everything with a pill or a shot of dope.

156
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,392
Drink that.

157
00:09:46,769 --> 00:09:48,896
-Oh, that burns.
-Of course it burns.

158
00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:50,732
It's whiskey and cayenne pepper.

159
00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:53,772
You don't coddle flu germs.

160
00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:56,912
You wanna torch their village
and behead their elders.

161
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,616
Here, use Jim
as your hot-water bottle for now.

162
00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:05,777
But whatever you do,
don't roll over on the little fella.

163
00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:09,755
I rescued him from the pound,
but I ain't digging him out of your fanny.

164
00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:12,791
-What is that stuff?
-Mentholatum.

165
00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:16,454
It'll help bring the lung oysters
to the surface.

166
00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:19,965
-So where's your little lady friend at?
-She's probably at work.

167
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,535
Oh, that's convenient.

168
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,834
Drags you out honky-tonking all night,
gets you sick as a dog...

169
00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:31,640
...then leaves me with the thankless task
of slathering up your big, stinky feet.

170
00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:35,640
-I didn't ask you to do this.
-You didn't ask me to give birth to you.

171
00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:38,013
But that's what a mother does.

172
00:10:38,187 --> 00:10:41,213
Split me open like a walnut.

173
00:10:42,358 --> 00:10:44,724
You've mentioned it a couple times
over the years.

174
00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:47,725
Just quoting the doctor.
Said he never saw anything like it.

175
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:50,660
You had chest hair and a front tooth.

176
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:54,492
I've seen the pictures.

177
00:10:55,037 --> 00:10:57,369
It was like nursing a beaver.

178
00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:04,145
All right, I'm gonna put some towels in
the oven and crank up the thermostat...

179
00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:05,905
...so we can sweat the crud out of you.

180
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,174
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

181
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,840
I'll get it. You stay put.

182
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,145
Oh, and if you gotta break wind...

183
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,346
...Iift the covers and at least give
poor Jim a fighting chance.

184
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:16,184
Okay.

185
00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:19,684
[COUGHS THEN FARTS]

186
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,523
Oops.

187
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:25,890
Sorry, Jim.

188
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,233
-Mrs. Biggs.
-Mike can't come out. He's sick.

189
00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:36,844
I--

190
00:11:37,012 --> 00:11:40,038
That's why I'm here. Been trying to call,
but there's been no answer.

191
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:43,185
Yeah, I had to unplug the phone
because you kept waking him up.

192
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,684
Oh, well, can I just poke my head in
and say hello?

193
00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:47,846
-He's asleep.
MlKE: Mom?

194
00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:49,615
You happy? You woke him up again.

195
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:53,753
-Excuse me, I'm just gonna say hi.
-Well, keep it short.

196
00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:56,921
He's in no shape for dirty dancing
or a shoes-on quickie.

197
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,134
-Mike.
-There's my girl.

198
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:06,035
If I'd known you were this sick, I never
would've made you go to the opera.

199
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:09,735
Made me?
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

200
00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:11,311
Right?

201
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:15,711
Opera, huh? I can't even get him
to take me to the lce Capades.

202
00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:18,911
I had to go with a woman from church
that I hate.

203
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,120
What can I do?
Can I make you something to eat?

204
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,727
Ha, that'd be a fool's errand.
I made him chicken noodle soup.

205
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:29,296
The broth came out one end,
the noodles came out the other.

206
00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:32,127
-Mom, please.
-What? She's a grown woman.

207
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,394
She knows you poop and vomit.

208
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:37,428
Well, she certainly does now.

209
00:12:38,307 --> 00:12:40,571
We should probably let him get
some sleep.

210
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:43,610
-Yeah, okay. Love you.
-I love you too.

211
00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:46,748
Yeah, yeah, everybody loves everybody.

212
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,608
Listen, uh, Mrs. Biggs.

213
00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:52,845
I appreciate you getting here so quickly,
but I can take over now.

214
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,683
Really? Ready to wipe
the dried snot off his nose...

215
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,655
...take his temperature the baby way?

216
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:02,294
Or the normal,
grown-up person way, yeah.

217
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,661
I think I can handle it.

218
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,663
All right, suit yourself.

219
00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:10,965
You better run out to the pharmacy
and get a few things before I go.

220
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,540
-All right, like what?
-Well, I made a list.

221
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,142
He didn't have anything here.

222
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:19,008
He was using coffee filters
for toilet paper.

223
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,513
I don't know what he was using
for coffee filters.

224
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,321
Luckily, I keep Pepto and whiskey
in my purse.

225
00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,950
Wart cream and corn pads?

226
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:31,319
Those are for me. My little vanities.

227
00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:32,518
I'll reimburse you.

228
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:36,355
No, please, my treat.
Thank you for holding down the fort.

229
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,159
Oh, thanks. You're so sweet.

230
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,699
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]

231
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,465
Sweet, but gullible.

232
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,836
Mikey, get your snow boots on.
We're bugging out.

233
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,674
Where are we going, Mom?

234
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Where I should've taken you
in the first place.

235
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:58,175
Oh, no, not the lce Capades.

236
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:04,357
PEGGY:
I'm putting citronella in the humidifier.

237
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:07,155
Citronella? Isn't that
for killing mosquitoes?

238
00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,524
Hey, bugs are bugs.

239
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:12,064
[DOORBELL RlNGS]

240
00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:16,704
Help me understand.

241
00:14:16,872 --> 00:14:19,568
I called an audible.
I can take better care of him here.

242
00:14:19,742 --> 00:14:22,370
Oh, and you couldn't leave a note
or make a phone call?

243
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:25,036
Try dialing a phone
when you're loading 300 pounds...

244
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,273
...of clammy dead weight into a car.

245
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:31,510
Listen, that's my boyfriend in there. I'm
the one who's gonna take care of him.

246
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:34,383
Well, he may be your boyfriend,
but he's my son.

247
00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:37,355
I've nursed him through croup,
measles, broken bones...

248
00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:41,189
...and sat with him in the bathroom
while he tried to pass a G.I. Joe head.

249
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,898
So don't think
you're gonna march in there...

250
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:49,231
...and brush aside 35 years of mothering.

251
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:52,601
You know what? You're right.

252
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,800
And you've done an amazing job.

253
00:14:54,977 --> 00:15:00,609
He's a sweet, wonderful man, and
I realize that's mostly because of you.

254
00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:05,153
Well, wasn't easy.
His dad was never around.

255
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:09,417
I understand. You had to be both mother
and father to him.

256
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:12,425
And the results speak for themselves.

257
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,823
Well, thank you very much.

258
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,830
No, thank you.

259
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,934
Tell him to call me when he feels better.

260
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:24,266
Hang on.

261
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,803
You drove all the way over, might
as well come in and have a cup of tea.

262
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,945
-Are you sure it's okay?
-Yeah.

263
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,915
Got the wart cream and corn pads?

264
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,309
Yeah, it's in there.

265
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:38,851
You're all set for a night on the town
with open-toed shoes.

266
00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:43,091
Cute. But for the record, I'm not a whore.

267
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,584
Come on in.

268
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,622
Mikey, your little girlfriend's here,
but she can't stay long.

269
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,597
-Hi, honey.
MOLLY: Hi, sweetie.

270
00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:56,795
Lay off the grab-ass.
He's still on the mend.

271
00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,964
I'll try and control myself.

272
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,873
You wanna go for a ride in the car?

273
00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:13,516
What kind of lunatic loads a sick man
into a car and kidnaps him?

274
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:19,791
I mean, I'm doing it to make a point,
but your mother, she's just crazy.

275
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:24,128
Where are we going?
I'm not wearing pants.

276
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:30,739
That witch doctor
was feeding you whiskey.

277
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,568
What's next,
putting leeches on your neck?

278
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,568
I mean, I haven't raised a child,
but I'm a teacher.

279
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:39,680
I work with children every day,
and they're just like you.

280
00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:42,316
Touching stuff,
putting their fingers in their mouth.

281
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:45,715
You're still running a fever.
I'm gonna get you some aspirin.

282
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,788
Fingers!

283
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,154
[DOOR OPENS]

284
00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:53,226
Don't ask any questions,
just get in the car.

285
00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:01,359
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]

286
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:04,165
[CAR ENGlNE STARTS]

287
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,863
Damn it.

288
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,209
[TlRES SCREECH]

289
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:15,248
This isn't over, Peggy Biggs!
I know where you live!

290
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:18,716
You better sleep with one eye open,
old woman!

291
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,946
Your dog hates you!

292
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,323
She doesn't know
who she's messing with, Mikey.

293
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,969
I'm not some toothless rube
at the county fair...

294
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,901
...getting lured
into the hoochie-coochie tent.

295
00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:39,973
Thinks she can walk into my house...

296
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,633
...and steal my boy
right out from under my nose.

297
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:46,770
She caught me when my guard
was down. That'll never happen again.

298
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:48,416
We're gonna stop by Home Depot.

299
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:51,485
I'm getting some utility rope
and cowbells.

300
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,749
She walks within 3 feet of my perimeter
and I'll know it.

301
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,658
Mom, I really don't feel so good.

302
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,320
Worse come to worst, we can hole you
up in your Uncle Ray's fishing cabin.

303
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,161
I have to put chains on the tires
to get to it, but...

304
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:12,103
...just let little missy try and find you in
the backwoods of Appleton, Wisconsin.

305
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:13,969
[SNEEZES]

306
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:18,876
Oh, now that's clearing up very nicely.
I do believe you're on the mend.

307
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:50,268
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