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<b>F R A S I E R (10x16)
- <i>Fraternal Schwinns</i> -

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Gosh, it's been such fun talking

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about psycho-pharmacological solutions 
to maladaptive personality traits

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that I can't believe the three hours 
is almost gone.

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Up next is the news 
followed by...

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Oh, but Roz is reminding me 
that next Saturday

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is the first annual 
KACL AIDS Bike-A-Thon.

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It's bound to be an afternoon 
of family, fun, and lots of surprises,

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so dust off your "velocipedes" 
and I'll see you there.

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Great pitch, Doc.  So, uh, 
what are the surprises?

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Well, first and foremost:  
I am not going.

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-But you just told them you'd see 
them there.  -Yes, Roz, I'm merely 
getting the rubes into the tent.

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I will gladly give my money, but 
spending the afternoon riding bicycles

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-...with a bunch of hooligans is not 
my idea of fun. -It's just kids 
and families.

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Yes, well so was the KACL family 
picnic at the zoo,

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until those urchins jostled me 
into the orangutan grove.

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Let me tell you: 
orangutans are not

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the playful gentlemen of the trees 
the nature shows claim.

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-Hello.
-Hey, Julia.

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-You're goin' to the Bike-A-Thon, right?  
-Oh, don't embarrass her, Kenny.

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I mean, it's gotta be tough, finding 
a comfortable bike seat when you're 
such a tight-ass.

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This from a woman who "peddles" 
her ass all over town.

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All right, stalemate.  Well done, 
well done.  Keep moving, come on.

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-So, Bike-A-Thon, you're in, right?
-Nah, I can't be bothered, I'll just 
send a check.

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Oh, cheese and rice, 
what's wrong with you people?

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Relax, Kenny, I'm just pulling 
your leg.  How can I not go?

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This is funding AIDS research, 
for God's sake.

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I know you think I'm heartless 
and self centered,

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-...but at least give me credit 
for being human.  -Well, Frasier's 
not goin'.

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What?  Kenny, come on!

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I was pulling your leg too!

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I tell you what, we should have a fund 
raiser for your sense of humor.

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All right, I'll see you there.

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-You're pathetic.
-I know.

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Hold it!

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-Cora.  Hi.
-Marty.

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-Visiting your son?
-Yes.

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Cora, I'm sorry, but I gotta ask you. 
What happened?

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I thought we had a pretty nice thing, 
but then you stopped returning 
my calls.

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-Why don't you ask your other 
girlfriend?  -What other 
girlfriend?

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That bizarre English lady 
who told me to leave you alone.

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Because she was in the British Secret 
Service and had a license to kill.

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Here's your stop.

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Oh, geez, that was Daphne's mother.  
She had a thing for me,

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but it was never mutual.

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Did she show you a badge?  
Always ask to see a badge.

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I knew she wasn't a secret agent.

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But she was pretty convincing 
about the two of you.

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Oh, Cora, I'm so sorry.  
It's not true.

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I'm sorry too.  
I should have asked about her.

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Well, hey, it's cleared up now.

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Maybe we could pick up 
where we left off.

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Or skip ahead, 
your choice.

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-That would've been nice, but I've 
been seeing someone lately.  -Oh, sure, 
of course you have.  Stupid of me.

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But I'm very glad to see you again.  
Please give Eddie my love.

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Oh, yeah.  
He'll be sorry he missed you.

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He liked your ankles.

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Oh, sorry for the hold up, guys.  
Ah, listen, I think it's best 
if we take separate cars

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to the flower show.  See, later, 
I have to go buy a bicycle.

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-For whom?
-Well, for me.

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I've been dragooned into riding 
for the KACL AIDS Bike-A-Thon.

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Poor devil, spending the day 
on a bike.  I don't envy you.

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Niles, why don't we enter 
the Bike-A-Thon?

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You had to see that coming.

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We can all go to the shop together, 
after the flower show.

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-Sure, why not. -Oh, you two would 
look so cute on matching bicycles.

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-I guess it would be a kick, 
eh Frasier?  -Not you two, ya nit!  
You and Daphne.

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-You!
-Hello.

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I just had a very interesting 
discussion with Cora Winston.

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Seems someone claiming to be 
my girlfriend scared her off.

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-Oh dear.  Is she the woman 
from the bookstore?   -No.

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The bookstore?!

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-Mum, is this true?  -Well, I'm sure 
I don't know what Marty's talking about,

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-...but it was probably back when we 
were an item.  -We were NEVER an item!

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-Now I would like for you to leave.
-Now Dad, calm down.

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I'm sure you can talk this over 
with Cora and have a good laugh 
afterwards.

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Ha-ha!  Very funny.  Now that she's 
practically married to this guy.

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-Oh, Martin, I'm sorry.  I guess 
I didn't realize...  -Apology 
not accepted.

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-You went too far, we are no longer 
speaking.  -Marty...

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No, no, Mrs. Moon.  
Mrs. Moon... shut up.

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Uh, Dad, we're leaving now.  We're 
going over to the flower show

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and after that we're going to 
a sporting goods store to buy 
a couple of bikes.

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Nice try, Fras, 
but I'm too mad to laugh.

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This one has good lines.  
You have any without this bar here?

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You mean girl's bikes.  
Sure.

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Good.  'Cause my wife's a girl 
and she'll need one of those.

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Nice.  Maybe I'll go see 
how she's doing.

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Niles, we can't stall much longer. 
I mean, one seems as good as the next.

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-Is there anything else we need? 
-Hmm, let me see.  Oh, yes, I know.

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We need to know HOW TO RIDE THEM!

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-Shh!  We will learn.
-Oh, as easy as that?

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Look at these machines, Frasier.  
These are BICYCLES!

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There is nothing between you and 
the ground but the ground itself.

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Yes!  And if a child of FOUR 
can ride one, then so can we.

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That's what we said 
when we were six!

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If Daphne finds out, 
she'll probably...

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-Metal spokes.  I like that.
-I should buy the horn separately.

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That was close.

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Niles, I am not going to look 
like an idiot at that Bike-A-Thon.

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Tonight, 
I am going to a parking lot

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and come hell or high water, 
I am going to master cycling.

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-You're welcome to join me. 
-I guess I could sneak out.

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-Perhaps it's time to slay 
the dragon.  -That's the stuff, 
brother.

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Call me crazy, 
but I like a bouncy tire.

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Two bouncy tires 
and a... taut chain.

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That's good ridin'.

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Where did you learn all that?  
That was really good.

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Just a matter of confidence, Niles.

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All a matter of confidence, 
he says.

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Yes, well perhaps two people 
who don't know how to ride bikes

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shouldn't try to teach each other.

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-A good teacher doesn't yell at his 
student.  -Nor does a good teacher 
throw a stick at his student!

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-I thought it would make you try 
harder. -Oh, you're going to make 
a hell of a dad!

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-Oh, what are we going to do? 
-Let's not panic.  We still have 
two days before the Bike-A-Thon.

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Surely the library has shelves 
devoted to this topic.

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I don't have time for that!  
Daphne wants to go biking 
tomorrow afternoon.

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-Well, then you're just going to have 
to tell her that you don't know 
how to ride.  -I can't! It's too late!

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If I was going to do that, I should 
have done it at the bike store.

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But NOOO!  You, YOU said 
we could teach ourselves!

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-You said no one would be the wiser!
-Niles...  

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-"Two bouncy tires and a taut chain," 
you said!   -Niles...

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And now look!  My spokes are bent, 
my pants are stuck,

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-...and there's blood on the headlight, 
and blood everywhere...

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Niles, that wasn't your fault.

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That jogger should have been 
wearing a reflective vest.

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Come on.  Come and sit down.
I'm going to get you a nice sherry.

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-Hi, Frasier.
-Oh, hi Roz.

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-You're welcome to join me and Niles.
-Oh, I can't.

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I'm on my way to meet Alice 
and her sitter.

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-Alice wants to practice riding 
her bicycle for Saturday. -Really?

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Mm-hm, she loves it.  I mean, she had 
that bike one day before she made me

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take her training wheels off.

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Tell me,

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does she ever find that she feels 
as though her feet are frozen 
to the pedals?

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Stuck in a confused, arrhythmic 
battle between forward and reverse,

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until finally, with no locomotive 
momentum whatsoever, she keels over 
like a felled tree?

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I don't think so.

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Well good, good.  Because... 
that's a real thing that happens 
to some kids.

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-Hey, Frasier.
-Oh, hello Daphne, Mrs. Moon.

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-I'm afraid I have some bad news.
-What is it?

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Someone stole our new bikes.

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My God, are you sure?

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Can I get a refill? 
That's terrible.

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You know, that's curious.  Niles, 
didn't that salesman say

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-...that nothing could break those 
titanium locks?  -You're right.

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I must not have locked them properly. 
Foolish Niles.

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You know, I spotted a couple of bikes 
in the storage room, behind the furnace.

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-Perhaps you could borrow those.
-No, I don't think so.

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The theft has soured me 
on the whole bike experience.

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And what were you doing 
behind the furnace anyway?

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Drinking.

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-Hello Daphne, Niles, Frasier.
-Hello, Martin.

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How are the three of you doin'?  

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-Mind if I join you?
-Sure.

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Oh, you're not still angry at me, 
are you?

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Coffee, please.

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-Hi.  -Hey, Roz.
-Wow, everybody's here today.

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Yeah, grab a seat, I'd love to have 
a lady sit next to me.

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Thanks, I can't.  
I'm on my way to the park.

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I just got a call from the babysitter. 
Alice did a wheelie!

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-Well, I'll see you guys later.
-That's great, Roz.  Bye-bye.

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Well, someone's raising 
a real little showoff.

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-Now, now, not everyone was meant 
to ride a bike.  -What's that mean?

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Well, I'm just saying my boys 
are good at other things. 

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Indoor things.

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Oh, no.

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-You don't mean... -Yes, Daphne.  
Frasier doesn't know 
how to ride a bike.

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-Well, neither do you! -Frasier!
-Well, she was bound to find out!

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-We never learned.  
-I tried teachin' 'em,

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but I had to take them to the hospital 
so many times, social services started 
sniffin' around.

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-All these years, it's been 
our secret shame.   -Yes.

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And it hasn't been easy concealing it, 
either.  People are always saying 
in conversation:

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"It's just like riding a bike."

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I can smile, and nod.

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But I only understand it in theory.

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We tried to teach ourselves 
last night.

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Oh, can you imagine a sadder 
tableaux:  two grown men

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trying to gain mastery over a child's 
toy and failing miserably.

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Even more pathetic: a grown man 
faking the theft of his 
and his wife's bicycles.

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I disgust myself.

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-I'm so sorry, Daphne. 
-Niles, you've no need to apologize.

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-Lots of people don't know 
how to ride.  -Really?  -No.

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It doesn't matter.  I can take you 
to the park and teach you.  
I'll teach you both.

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-Really, Daphne?   -Yes.
-Daphne, I adore you.

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No, seriously.  Who?

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Thank you, Daphne.

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You know, I'm afraid my bike 
may be too damaged to ride.

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So we'll borrow one 
from someone in the building.

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I promise you, you two are going 
to learn how to ride bikes.

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You're a good wife, Daphne.  
And I'll bet you were a good daughter

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when your mother was alive.

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.

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-Helmet.
-Check.

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-Pads.
-Check.

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-Cup.
-Check.

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All right.  Now remember:  keep 
your eyes open and pedal quickly.

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I just want to get an idea of 
your individual skill levels.

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All right, everyone ready?  
And...go!

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Okay, good start.

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Now, let's try again, 
but this time further apart.

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-Okay.  I think this is going 
to be all right.  
-Yes, this isn't so bad.

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All right.  And...go!

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Yes, very good.

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It's that damned sycamore!  
It's got a magnetic hold on me.

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That's because you keep focusing 
on it.  Whatever you do, put it 
out of your mind.

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-The more you think about it, 
the worse it gets.  
-You're a cloud,

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scudding across a clear blue sky.

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I'm a cloud.

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00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,700
You're a cloud.  
A cloud...

210
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,290
I AM a cloud!  I'm flying!  
Look, I'm riding a bike.

211
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,900
I heard ya.  
I'm comin'.

212
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,470
Hello.

213
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,400
Oh, geez!

214
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,770
Look.  I'm sorry.  I'm still ticked.  
I'm not proud of it,

215
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:22,270
but I have to do the right thing 
and that means hold this grudge.

216
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,200
Ah!  You're talking to me.  
I knew you would.

217
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:32,700
-Oh, you're here to see Marty?
-Actually, I think not.

218
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,510
Look, no.  This isn't 
what it looks like.

219
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,320
I'm here to apologize.

220
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:42,200
But since he's not talking to me, 
I guess I can say me piece to you.

221
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,400
Now, first of all, don't be scared. 
I'm not a secret agent

222
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,700
and I don't have a license to kill.

223
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,800
Back when I said all that to you, 
I wasn't really in me right mind, 
anyway.

224
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,450
I mean, I'd just separated 
from me husband and...

225
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,680
well, maybe I hoped Marty would be 
some kind of...

226
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knight in shining armor.

227
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:09,400
-But we were never a couple, though.
-It was a pretty rotten thing 
you did.

228
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,600
Yes, I know, dear, just awful.

229
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,200
In me defense, 
I've done much worse.

230
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,400
And besides, between you and 
the girl at the bookstore,

231
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,060
I liked you better.

232
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,100
Sonovabitch!

233
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,500
-Cora!  Hi, come on in.
-Hi.

234
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:40,650
-I ran into a friend of yours.
-Oh, she's no friend of mine.

235
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,200
Well, she had some nice things 
to say about you.

236
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,880
Maybe we could talk about it 
at dinner tomorrow.

237
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,100
-I thought you were seeing someone.
-I don't see him here.

238
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:55,950
-I guess not.  Pick you up at seven?
-Seven it is.

239
00:17:56,930 --> 00:18:01,500
-So...who's this girl from 
the bookstore?  -See you tomorrow.

240
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,430
.

241
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:14,840
Never thought I'd see the day.  
This is really somethin'.

242
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,350
-Thanks Dad.  -That's right. 
You faced your fears and you bested 
them.  -Yeah, thanks to you.

243
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,900
And who knows?  Maybe this will just 
be the beginning.  There are 
still mountains to conquer.

244
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:27,200
-The diving board, for instance. 
-Or cartwheels.

245
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,910
-Be careful out there, Son.
-I will, Dad.  Thanks.

246
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,010
-I guess I better go take my place, 
huh?  -Okay.

247
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,880
-Kenny, Julia.
-Hey, Doc.
-Hi.

248
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,320
-So, have a good ride.
-Not gonna happen.

249
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:45,050
These shorts are already bunchin' me 
somethin' fierce.  Excuse me.

250
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:50,000
-Pretty exciting.
-Thrilling. 

251
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,980
You don't mind if we don't ride 
together, do you?  I like to go 
at my own pace.

252
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:57,550
No, not at all.  You don't have 
to feel like you have to keep up.

253
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:03,550
-Right.  Well, what do you say 
we make it interesting? 
-What did you have in mind?

254
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,710
-Last one across the finish line 
doubles the other's pledges.
-You're on.

255
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:12,800
And I look forward to watching you 
write that big fat check.

256
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,290
Frasier!  Remember: keep your eye 
on the road and don't fixate on 
anything you can crash into.

257
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,290
-Right!
-Good luck!

258
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:28,150
Boy, I hope I can steer around 
that big mailbox right there.  

259
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,370
Ciao!

260
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,740
-Frasier?
-Are you okay?

261
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:49,500
-I'll be all right. Why don't you 
guys go ahead. I'll catch up to you.
-Okay.

262
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,900
Oh, lord.  Pardon me.

263
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,540
Beep beep! Oh, gosh, no.  

264
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,670
Oh, dear God!

265
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(Based on Croatian subtitles
by <slowrun>
and the transcript from twiztv.com.
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