1 00:00:00,126 --> 00:00:02,837 Hey, punch me in the stomach. 2 00:00:02,847 --> 00:00:03,474 What ? 3 00:00:03,484 --> 00:00:05,273 Real quick -- Jab, jab. Not too hard. 4 00:00:05,283 --> 00:00:06,931 Just enough to cause a little internal bleeding. 5 00:00:06,961 --> 00:00:08,133 That sounds pretty hard. 6 00:00:08,143 --> 00:00:09,155 Yeah, true. 7 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,697 Plus, internal bleeding is internal, which means it can't be proven. 8 00:00:12,707 --> 00:00:15,067 And unless my mother sees blood, there's no way she's gonna let you 9 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:16,351 take me to the hospital. You're right. 10 00:00:16,385 --> 00:00:18,460 You're gonna have to punch me in the face. Real quick, jab, jab. 11 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,266 I am not going to punch you in the face. 12 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,743 Why? I'll heal. 13 00:00:21,752 --> 00:00:23,908 And I'd much rather spend the night in the germy emergency room 14 00:00:23,939 --> 00:00:26,553 getting 8 to 10 stitches than go in there for dinner. 15 00:00:26,566 --> 00:00:28,332 Plus, it'll give me a really groovy scar. 16 00:00:28,346 --> 00:00:30,320 - I've always wanted a groovy scar. - Mom. 17 00:00:30,337 --> 00:00:32,021 What? It'd be such a great conversation piece. 18 00:00:32,058 --> 00:00:33,410 "Where did you get that groovy scar?" 19 00:00:33,446 --> 00:00:36,000 "Oh, my daughter dropkicked me for no apparent reason." 20 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:36,940 She's totally psycho. 21 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:38,242 Oh, so now I'm dropkicking you? 22 00:00:38,257 --> 00:00:40,421 Giving you options. You didn't like the whole jab, jab thing. 23 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:42,622 We haven't had dinner with them in three weeks. 24 00:00:42,638 --> 00:00:43,923 Suck it up. We're going in. 25 00:00:43,936 --> 00:00:45,633 Hey, you didn't make it through the last dinner, which means 26 00:00:45,665 --> 00:00:48,202 technically, you've had four weeks, which means you owe me one. 27 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,651 - I stayed for cocktail hour. - That's the best part. 28 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:52,260 I can't help that it's at the beginning. 29 00:00:52,276 --> 00:00:54,162 Okay, fine, then you stay through dessert, 30 00:00:54,177 --> 00:00:56,051 and I'll leave early to go spend time with Logan. 31 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:57,882 - Oh, I miss Logan. - Yeah, me too. 32 00:00:57,896 --> 00:00:59,973 Let's talk about him for four or five hours. 33 00:00:59,988 --> 00:01:01,941 - We're going inside. - No! Gonna be horrible. 34 00:01:01,955 --> 00:01:03,042 They're always horrible. 35 00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:06,040 No, it's gonna be horribler because of the whole Luke thing. 36 00:01:06,056 --> 00:01:08,701 Doesn't your mom already kind of know because of the house debacle? 37 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:10,800 No, she suspects, but she doesn't know know. 38 00:01:10,817 --> 00:01:11,851 I'm gonna have to tell them. 39 00:01:11,887 --> 00:01:14,811 Well, just tell them real quick, like ripping a band-aid off. 40 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:17,491 Like ripping a band-aid off that's been superglued, stapled, 41 00:01:17,505 --> 00:01:19,130 and surgically embedded in my arm. 44 00:01:24,157 --> 00:01:25,712 I don't know how they're gonna come at me, you know. 45 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:28,123 I know they're gonna come at me, but I don't know how. 46 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:30,742 I mean, it could be guilt, pity, anger, contempt. 47 00:01:30,755 --> 00:01:31,842 They have so many options. 48 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:34,501 In all likelihood, it will be a combination of all of those. 49 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:36,251 I don't want the whole night to be about Luke. 50 00:01:36,288 --> 00:01:37,733 It won't be. Don't worry. 51 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:40,341 Just put it out there, and then when they attack you, 52 00:01:40,357 --> 00:01:42,511 whatever angle they're coming from, I will deflect. 53 00:01:42,525 --> 00:01:44,282 - How will you deflect? - Well, I don't know. 54 00:01:44,286 --> 00:01:46,180 Maybe I will talk about Bangalore. 55 00:01:46,197 --> 00:01:47,742 You know a lot about Bangalore? 56 00:01:47,757 --> 00:01:50,280 Don't you? Bangalore? Outsourcing? 57 00:01:50,296 --> 00:01:52,223 You know, when you call customer service, you're almost always talking 58 00:01:52,258 --> 00:01:54,800 to some nice dude in India who speaks perfect english. 59 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:55,911 Don't you read Time magazine? 60 00:01:55,947 --> 00:01:57,623 It doesn't seem like a rich subject area. 61 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,221 - Yeah. - No! Uhh! 62 00:01:59,236 --> 00:02:02,190 Oh, I know. You tell them you're converting to judaism, 63 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,470 and that will throw the friday-night-dinner thing in jeopardy. 64 00:02:04,508 --> 00:02:06,103 There you go. 65 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:08,580 Hello. 66 00:02:08,598 --> 00:02:10,000 - Hi. - Hello. 67 00:02:10,018 --> 00:02:12,422 Come in. May I take your coats? 68 00:02:12,495 --> 00:02:15,170 Well, okay. Here you go. 69 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,642 - That's a pretty dress. - Thank you. 70 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:19,170 Oh. 71 00:02:19,188 --> 00:02:21,320 - You okay there? - I'm fine. 72 00:02:21,335 --> 00:02:22,472 Right this way. 73 00:02:22,486 --> 00:02:23,841 - Weird. - So weird. 74 00:02:23,857 --> 00:02:25,181 - It's a child, right? - Pretty sure. 75 00:02:25,218 --> 00:02:27,370 Maybe mom has run out of adults who will work for her. 76 00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:29,421 Hi, mom. Hi, dad. 77 00:02:29,436 --> 00:02:31,130 Good evening, Rory. Lorelai. 78 00:02:31,146 --> 00:02:32,571 Hi, grandma. Hi, grandpa. 79 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:35,691 Well done, Charlotte. C.C. guest couldn't have done it better herself. 80 00:02:35,707 --> 00:02:37,302 Thank you, Mrs. Gilmore. 81 00:02:37,317 --> 00:02:41,362 Lorelai, Rory, allow me to introduce Charlotte Courtwright. 82 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:44,073 Charlotte, this is Lorelai Gilmore and Rory Gilmore, 83 00:02:44,086 --> 00:02:45,620 my granddaughter and her mother. 84 00:02:45,637 --> 00:02:46,703 It's a pleasure to meet you. 85 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:48,361 Oh, a pleasure. 86 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:49,132 Hi. 87 00:02:49,147 --> 00:02:52,310 Charlotte's grandparents, Arthur and Beverly, are dear friends of ours. 88 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:55,761 In fact, it was the Courtwrights who put us up for membership at blackledge. 89 00:02:55,777 --> 00:02:56,811 Isn't that right, Richard? 90 00:02:56,816 --> 00:02:58,732 Indeed it is, although I have a feeling 91 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,991 Arthur did that just so he could humiliate me on the links every sunday. 92 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:03,480 Hell of a golfer, your grandfather. 93 00:03:03,496 --> 00:03:06,692 Yes, he used to be scratch, but now he's a 3. 94 00:03:06,705 --> 00:03:08,851 You know, "Charlotte's web" is one of my favorite books. 95 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:10,760 Spiders talking to pigs. What could be better then that? 96 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:12,412 Can I offer anyone a cocktail? 97 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:14,933 Uh... okay. Sure. Is that legal? 98 00:03:14,947 --> 00:03:16,731 She'll have a martini with a twist. 99 00:03:16,747 --> 00:03:18,262 Scotch on the rocks for Richard. 100 00:03:18,277 --> 00:03:19,770 "G" and "T" for me. Rory? 101 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:21,342 Just a club soda, please. 102 00:03:21,357 --> 00:03:23,922 Would you like that straight up or on the rocks? 103 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,030 Straight up. Thanks. 104 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:29,731 You're never too young to learn to make a martini. 105 00:03:29,745 --> 00:03:30,951 Who is that? 106 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,562 I told you. 107 00:03:32,575 --> 00:03:35,042 It's the Courtwrights' granddaughter, Charlotte. 108 00:03:35,056 --> 00:03:37,060 Why is she taking our coats and pouring us drinks? 109 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:38,692 Did you win her in a poker game? 110 00:03:38,707 --> 00:03:41,513 Your mother has been dragooned by her colleagues at the D.A.R. 111 00:03:41,528 --> 00:03:44,361 to lend her expertise to this year's summer cotillion. 112 00:03:44,377 --> 00:03:46,203 It's been quite a responsibility. 113 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:49,481 But Eliza Appleton insisted that there was simply no one she knew 114 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,192 who was better suited to preparing these girls for society living. 115 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:53,581 I could hardly say no. 116 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:54,273 Here we are. 117 00:03:54,288 --> 00:03:56,721 - Oh. Thank you, Charlotte. - Thank you. 118 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,293 - Martini straight up. - Oh. Thanks. 119 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:00,233 Thank you. 120 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:02,540 So, nothing for you? You driving tonight? 121 00:04:02,558 --> 00:04:04,653 Oh, Lorelai, I'm only 10. 122 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:07,832 In any case, Charlotte missed last week's session on table manners, 123 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,643 so we've decided to make tonight's dinner a makeup class. 124 00:04:10,657 --> 00:04:13,071 I'm awfully sorry about that, Mrs. Gilmore. 125 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:16,631 My grandparents took me to a Count Basie tribute at Tanglewood. 126 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,802 Charlotte, you might have noticed that the ice cubes in my glass 127 00:04:18,837 --> 00:04:20,002 have already melted. 128 00:04:20,017 --> 00:04:23,232 There's a whole ice bucket up there. There's no need to be so stingy. 129 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:24,781 I'm sorry. 130 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:28,102 For future reference. It's obvious too late now. 131 00:04:28,717 --> 00:04:31,272 This is your chance. Get out while you still can. 132 00:04:31,285 --> 00:04:33,532 I can show you all the good escape routes. 133 00:04:33,548 --> 00:04:37,190 Mrs. Gilmore warned me you'd be full of smart remarks. 134 00:05:32,137 --> 00:05:35,030 Now, tonight we'll be dining with service à la russe, 135 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:37,252 which has nothing to do with russians -- thank god -- 136 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:40,302 because in my experience, their table manners are nothing to emulate. 137 00:05:40,316 --> 00:05:44,062 All it means is that the servers will be passing each course in turn 138 00:05:44,075 --> 00:05:46,172 instead of plopping all the food on the table at once, 139 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:47,891 like some mukluk picnic. 140 00:05:47,908 --> 00:05:50,532 Now, it is the duty of the gentleman to help a lady to her seat. 141 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:52,052 - Richard, would you? - It is my pleasure. 142 00:05:52,087 --> 00:05:53,060 We can seat ourselves. 143 00:05:53,075 --> 00:05:56,560 Yeah, seating us is more of a privilege, not a duty. 144 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,446 Now, immediately upon sitting, 145 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,173 one should place one's napkin in one's lap. 146 00:06:01,182 --> 00:06:03,258 And, mind you, no need for a flourish. 147 00:06:03,269 --> 00:06:06,822 The ability to use a napkin is nothing to brag about. 148 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:08,642 The table looks beautiful, grandma. 149 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:09,590 Well, thank you, Rory. 150 00:06:09,608 --> 00:06:11,010 What's with all the forks? 151 00:06:11,026 --> 00:06:13,062 Every piece of silverware has a purpose. 152 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:16,492 You simply work from the outermost utensil in towards your plate. 153 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:18,013 Can you name each of these forks? 154 00:06:18,026 --> 00:06:20,492 Each one of these forks is gonna take 20 minutes. 155 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,160 And then the fish fork, 156 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,141 and then the entrée fork, 157 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:26,820 and then -- is this the dessert? 158 00:06:26,838 --> 00:06:29,283 Oh, wait -- it's for the roast course, isn't it? 159 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:31,121 Exactly. Very good, Charlotte. 160 00:06:31,138 --> 00:06:32,940 Hey, you're gonna wow them at your cotillion. 161 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:34,403 Did you ever attend a cotillion? 162 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:37,353 No, I haven't, actually, but I had a coming-out party. 163 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:39,173 And I totally supported her decision. 164 00:06:39,186 --> 00:06:41,121 She shouldn't have to hide her love for women. 165 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,451 Lorelai, there's nothing funny about being a lesbian. 166 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:45,243 I'm sure you'll have fun at your cotillion. 167 00:06:45,258 --> 00:06:47,250 I'm very much looking forward to it. 168 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:50,221 Oh, don't get too excited. Cotillions are not fun parties. 169 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:54,251 They're boring rituals to train a whole new generation of snobs. 170 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:55,711 And how exactly would you know? 171 00:06:55,726 --> 00:06:57,700 Lorelai never actually attended a cotillion. 172 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,731 You don't have to jump off the Empire State Building to know it's gonna hurt. 173 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,133 Um, this looks delicious, Mrs. Gilmore. 174 00:07:03,147 --> 00:07:05,310 It's just a simple potage au cresson. 175 00:07:05,327 --> 00:07:07,421 I thought you were gonna rip off the band-aid. 176 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:10,032 The kid threw me off. I'm looking for an opening. I'll find it. 177 00:07:10,045 --> 00:07:12,430 ...to ladle the broth away from our bodies. 178 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:14,963 Rory, how has the summer been treating you so far? 179 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,270 It's treating me very well so far, thank you. 180 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:19,772 Are you relaxing in preparation for your senior year? 181 00:07:19,785 --> 00:07:21,350 Well, I've been doing some part-time work. 182 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,910 Paris opened this business, a tutoring business, 183 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:26,292 and it prepares people for the S.A.T.s. 184 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:28,780 It's kind of like the princeton review but meaner. 185 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,322 Sounds very enterprising. 186 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:31,981 And what about your social calendar? 187 00:07:31,998 --> 00:07:34,110 Do you have anything particularly exciting planned? 188 00:07:34,127 --> 00:07:36,962 Not really. Logan's in London, so... 189 00:07:36,976 --> 00:07:39,833 Logan is Rory's boyfriend. He's a Huntzberger. 190 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:41,752 How is Logan enjoying London? 191 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:44,061 I think he likes it. He's working a lot 192 00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:47,073 and meeting different department heads, getting situated, 193 00:07:47,085 --> 00:07:48,792 learning to talk british, you know. 194 00:07:48,805 --> 00:07:51,852 Lorelai, how's summer with you? Anything new? 195 00:07:51,866 --> 00:07:55,602 Um... we planted some pansies at the Dragonfly, 196 00:07:55,617 --> 00:07:57,602 in the back there. They look good. 197 00:07:57,615 --> 00:08:02,222 And, um, I finally bought a new dvd player. 198 00:08:02,238 --> 00:08:04,191 And... 199 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:06,683 Luke and I broke up. 200 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,653 Did you? That's too bad. 201 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,562 Now, Charlotte, when the conversation lags, 202 00:08:16,575 --> 00:08:19,783 a good guest ought to be prepared to introduce a new topic. 203 00:08:19,797 --> 00:08:22,400 Keep it light -- no politics, no religion. 204 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:23,630 My little trick? 205 00:08:23,648 --> 00:08:25,032 Just think of things that you've read 206 00:08:25,068 --> 00:08:27,552 in the middle three sections of the sunday New York Times -- 207 00:08:27,568 --> 00:08:29,793 Travel, arts & leisure, sunday styles -- 208 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:31,673 And forget the rest of the paper exists. 209 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,443 Look, it's all right. 210 00:08:33,455 --> 00:08:35,642 - What is? - We can talk about the breakup. 211 00:08:35,657 --> 00:08:37,901 I'm sure you have thoughts on the subject, 212 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,501 and why don't we get it all out in the open now 213 00:08:40,516 --> 00:08:42,773 so we can move on with our lives? 214 00:08:42,787 --> 00:08:44,120 I've moved on. 215 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:46,262 Richard, anything you'd like to add? 216 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,163 I can't think of a thing. 217 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:49,763 All right, then. 218 00:08:49,777 --> 00:08:51,632 Isn't it interesting how they're renovating 219 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,721 so many of the old paradores in Spain? 220 00:08:53,737 --> 00:08:56,220 It's funny you should mention that because last week at the club, 221 00:08:56,257 --> 00:08:58,151 Chick Walsh told me that he and Mary 222 00:08:58,168 --> 00:09:01,060 stayed at this extraordinary old castle near Madrid. 223 00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:03,413 Where was it? Um, uh, Lerma. 224 00:09:03,427 --> 00:09:05,041 Lerma? How nice. 225 00:09:05,057 --> 00:09:07,243 Excuse me. Uh, what's going on? 226 00:09:07,258 --> 00:09:08,983 Why are we talking about Lerma? 227 00:09:08,998 --> 00:09:11,120 - It's a town in Spain. - Yes, I understand geography, 228 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:13,553 but why are you avoiding the subject of my breakup? 229 00:09:13,576 --> 00:09:16,522 Honestly, Lorelai, I see no point in continuing this conversation. 230 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:19,390 We couldn't possibly say anything right, so why say anything at all? 231 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:20,520 That's not true. 232 00:09:20,537 --> 00:09:21,732 It absolutely is. 233 00:09:21,748 --> 00:09:23,351 You could say something. You could try. 234 00:09:23,365 --> 00:09:24,971 You could say, "I'm sorry, Lorelai. 235 00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:26,563 This must be a very hard time for you." 236 00:09:26,578 --> 00:09:28,300 Well, I am sorry, Lorelai. 237 00:09:28,315 --> 00:09:30,133 I'm sure this is a very hard time for you. 238 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,310 That's it? That's all? 239 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:33,032 I just said what you said to say. 240 00:09:33,045 --> 00:09:35,202 You don't have anything of your own to add? 241 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:37,053 I'm sure whatever Luke did -- 242 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:39,323 See? It's so interesting, because you blame it on him, 243 00:09:39,336 --> 00:09:40,602 and you don't even know the whole story. 244 00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:41,233 Mom... 245 00:09:41,246 --> 00:09:42,492 I knew we couldn't talk about this. 246 00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:44,093 I should have claimed I had laryngitis. 247 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,810 Lorelai, your mother is simply expressing our regrets 248 00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:48,543 that you've ended your relationship with Luke. 249 00:09:48,578 --> 00:09:50,302 I hardly see how that's offensive. 250 00:09:50,316 --> 00:09:52,053 Fine. 251 00:09:52,648 --> 00:09:55,511 Only that's not true. You never liked Luke. 252 00:09:55,526 --> 00:09:58,152 You never showed him anything but total contempt. 253 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,590 That's not true. I played golf with Luke. 254 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:01,411 Once. 255 00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:03,152 We were planning on buying the two of you a house. 256 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:06,230 Doesn't the fact that we were willing to spend an enormous amount of money 257 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:08,102 on a wedding present count for anything? 258 00:10:08,115 --> 00:10:09,071 So, that's what you're mad about? 259 00:10:09,105 --> 00:10:11,352 You're mad about the enormous amount of money you might have wasted? 260 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:11,981 Mom! 261 00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:13,341 That's not what I was saying. 262 00:10:13,358 --> 00:10:14,503 Well, you implied it. 263 00:10:14,518 --> 00:10:17,241 - Lorelai, this-- - Bangalore! Bangalore! 264 00:10:17,258 --> 00:10:18,971 Bangalore. 265 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:29,460 - Hi. - Morning, Ace. 266 00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:30,193 Thanks. 267 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,442 How's your day going? 268 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:34,360 My day hasn't started yet. How was your yesterday? 269 00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:36,202 I'm still sleepy. 270 00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:37,621 I can let you go back to sleep. 271 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,550 No, no, I'm up. 272 00:10:39,615 --> 00:10:40,802 I'm up. 273 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,421 What happened yesterday? 274 00:10:42,437 --> 00:10:44,240 My yesterday or your yesterday? 275 00:10:44,257 --> 00:10:45,060 Either one. 276 00:10:45,075 --> 00:10:47,441 Let's see... I had a scone for breakfast -- 277 00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:50,453 not as dry as monday's, but I still think there's room for improvement. 278 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:53,172 And then I went into a meeting with about 18 different department heads, 279 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,810 all of whom I believe are named Nigel, 280 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,440 and that meeting lasted for about nine hours. 281 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,853 Was it a cranberry scone? 282 00:10:58,867 --> 00:10:59,870 Blueberry. 283 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:01,281 Those are my favorite kind. 284 00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,060 Your turn. 285 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,760 Well, I'm tutoring this new kid, Benji. 286 00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:08,401 And, oh, it was really funny because he kept misusing this word. 287 00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,772 I don't remember what word it was, but it'll come to me. 288 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:13,403 Anyway, he kept misusing it, and I didn't want to correct him 289 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,142 'cause I didn't want him to feel embarrassed. 290 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:17,081 But then he messed up on the work sheet, 291 00:11:17,098 --> 00:11:20,702 and then he realized all by himself that he had misused the word. 292 00:11:20,715 --> 00:11:23,400 I guess it wasn't funny "ha ha." 293 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,881 It was more funny "you had to be there." 294 00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:27,343 That's okay. 295 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:29,453 Are you working? 296 00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:30,923 Just I.M.'ing. 297 00:11:32,636 --> 00:11:33,900 If you have to go -- 298 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,851 No, I just have to let my assistant know I'm on the phone with you 299 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:37,282 so I'll be 2 minutes late to the meeting. 300 00:11:37,315 --> 00:11:38,821 I don't want you to be late for your meeting. 301 00:11:38,856 --> 00:11:40,573 It's no problem. I don't mind. 302 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:43,500 Well, now I feel like I have really to come up with something great to talk about. 303 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,970 No pressure. 304 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,020 - What? - Nothing. 305 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:49,400 Now you really do have to go. 306 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,280 Well, yeah. 307 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,621 "Philanthropic." 308 00:11:52,635 --> 00:11:53,512 What? 309 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:56,111 Philanthropic, that was the word that Benji kept misusing. 310 00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:57,381 He kept saying "philantropic." 311 00:11:57,395 --> 00:11:58,831 He thought it meant "tropical." It was funny. 312 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:01,110 - I'll call you tonight. - My tonight or your tonight? 313 00:12:01,127 --> 00:12:02,320 Got to go, Ace. 314 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,072 Okay. Bye. 315 00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,951 Are you enjoying your breakfast? 316 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:21,801 I don't know if I like pop-tarts. 317 00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,530 Did you fall on your head while you were sleeping? 318 00:12:23,565 --> 00:12:25,922 I don't know. Do I like this? Is this something I like? 319 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:27,290 So, you fell on your head, and now you have 320 00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:29,592 some kind of very specific amnesia. Is that it? 321 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:33,240 I mean, last night I was dreading mom and dad's reaction to the breakup, right? 322 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,162 Right. Dread, dread. I remember. 323 00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:37,530 Then they didn't react -- not one bit. 324 00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:39,623 It's almost like the absence of their reaction was worse 325 00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:41,651 than any freak-out they could have had. 326 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:42,722 Okay. Sure. 327 00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:44,582 Then I thought, "why? 328 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,700 Why do I care if they freak out? I mean, what do I get out of it?" 329 00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,850 And then I thought, "maybe their freak-outs 330 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,182 are like some kind of compass for me, you know, 331 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:55,421 like, I know I'm doing what I want to do if it freaks them out." 332 00:12:55,437 --> 00:12:57,833 And then I thought, "what if I don't want to do 333 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,862 what I want to do because I want to do it, 334 00:12:59,877 --> 00:13:01,940 but because they don't want me to?" 335 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:02,672 Huh? 336 00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:04,883 I mean, what if I don't like what I like because I like it, 337 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:06,700 but because my mother doesn't like it 338 00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:08,011 and doesn't want me to like it? 339 00:13:08,027 --> 00:13:11,440 What if I don't actually like the music that I like 340 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,240 or the movies or the clothes or the men? 341 00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:16,573 What if I don't like what I seem to like? 342 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:19,071 - Ah, hence the pop-tart. - Yes. Hence. 343 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,243 I can remember the first time I had a pop-tart. 344 00:13:21,256 --> 00:13:23,042 It was at my friend Erica Catcha's house, 345 00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:24,610 and she said, "do you want a pop-tart?" 346 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,843 And I knew my mother would recoil 347 00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:28,492 at the very idea of me having a pop-tart. 348 00:13:28,498 --> 00:13:31,182 I could just picture her. "A pop-tart?!" 349 00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:32,763 And so, I had one. 350 00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:35,592 And I opened the little silver wrapper, 351 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,110 and I took a bite, 352 00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:40,020 and I thought nothing had ever tasted so good. 353 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:43,700 I thought it tasted like freedom. 354 00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:46,151 It tasted like I was my own person. 355 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,831 The pop-tart tasted like freedom 356 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:51,150 and rebellion and independence. 357 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,582 Wow. That's some pop-tart. What flavor was that? 358 00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:56,852 But now I think I don't know if I like pop-tarts. 359 00:13:56,865 --> 00:13:58,290 What if I don't like pop-tarts? 360 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,561 Would I like pop-tarts 361 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,262 if Richard and Emily had served me pop-tarts on a silver platter 362 00:14:02,277 --> 00:14:04,511 and demanded I eat every bite? I don't know. 363 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:06,131 Hey, where are all the pop-tarts? 364 00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,263 I've been experimenting. 365 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,422 You ate all the pop-tarts? 366 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:10,551 If it makes you feel any better, I don't know if I like them! 367 00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:12,670 Well, I hope you didn't eat all the froot loops. 368 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,031 Hey, how was last night's conversation? 369 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,220 - Eh. - Eh-eh? 370 00:14:17,236 --> 00:14:19,391 It's just these transatlantic phone calls. 371 00:14:19,406 --> 00:14:21,303 I don't know if it's the "trans" or the "atlantic" 372 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,022 or the fact that it's 2:00 in the morning, 373 00:14:23,038 --> 00:14:24,933 but Helen Keller and Stephen Hawking 374 00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:26,680 could have a more connected conversation. 375 00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:27,750 Helen Keller's dead. 376 00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,320 Yeah, well, even dead, she could do better. 377 00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,662 It's just so awkward and pausy. 378 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,282 And I feel like the more I try to connect, 379 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:35,850 the more disconnected I feel. 380 00:14:35,865 --> 00:14:37,563 And I just feel like I'm working so hard, 381 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:39,871 but maybe I shouldn't be having to work so hard. 382 00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:42,341 And then I feel self-conscious, but I shouldn't feel self-conscious, 383 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,510 so then I feel self-conscious about that. 384 00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:46,400 I don't know, maybe it's just the salt in the ocean. 385 00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,351 It corrodes conversations or something. 386 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,532 Yeah. It sounds like the salt. 387 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,741 - Hey! - I like pop-tarts. 388 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:02,571 Here you go, ladies. 389 00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:04,580 It's the ceilings. They're vaulted now, aren't they? 390 00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:05,761 The ceilings aren't vaulted. 391 00:15:05,776 --> 00:15:07,032 I got it, it's the curly fries. 392 00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:09,430 You never used to have curly fries here before, did you, Luke? 393 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:10,942 Always had curly fries. 394 00:15:10,955 --> 00:15:13,250 I'm telling you, something's different about the place. 395 00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:16,003 Nothing. Nothing has changed. It's exactly the same. 396 00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:17,581 He must have done something to the windows 397 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,060 'cause the light is much better now. 398 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:21,453 Yeah, it's a lot less gloomy than it used to be. 399 00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:23,311 An identical level of gloom, people. 400 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,403 I got it. You got new chairs. 401 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,421 I knew my butt felt more comfortable. 402 00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:29,280 Yeah, your butt feels exactly the same, Babette. 403 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:32,812 Now, would you two can it? I didn't change a damn thing. 404 00:15:35,747 --> 00:15:38,141 - Hey, Rory. - Hi, Luke. 405 00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,602 How's it going? 406 00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:42,100 Good. I'm good. And you? 407 00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:43,010 Doing good. 408 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,792 Glad to hear that. 409 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,732 Congratulations on the reopening. 410 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:50,092 Oh, yeah, thanks. Back to normal, I guess. 411 00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:51,600 - New hat? - Yeah. 412 00:15:51,887 --> 00:15:54,693 So, I didn't think you were gonna make it back this summer. 413 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,922 Oh, I wasn't, but then I did. 414 00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:00,181 - Things change. - Yeah. 415 00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:02,953 So, you want a table? 416 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:06,732 No, I think I'll just take some coffee and a muffin to go, if you have it. 417 00:16:06,746 --> 00:16:08,630 - I have it. - It's the curtains! 418 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:10,092 Yeah, those curtains have always been here. 419 00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:12,393 I know. I'm just saying you used to have more curtains. 420 00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:14,592 No, I never had more curtains. 421 00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,412 - Hi. - Lane, hey, come over here. 422 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:22,892 Hey. So? How did it go? 423 00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:24,540 Was it hard? Did he freak out? 424 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:25,713 What are you talking about? 425 00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,942 Zach... and the pregnancy. 426 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,962 Oh. That. I haven't told him yet. 427 00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:30,852 Really? 428 00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:33,372 Yeah, I was, but now I'm thinking I'm gonna wait. 429 00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:35,342 Okay. For how long? 430 00:16:35,358 --> 00:16:36,882 I don't know. A couple years? 431 00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:37,633 Lane! 432 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:39,692 I'm gonna tell him eventually, just not yet. 433 00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:42,422 Besides, a lot of people wait a full 12 weeks 434 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,790 before they tell anyone they're pregnant. 435 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,012 Not the husband. 436 00:16:45,027 --> 00:16:48,023 I just need a little more time to adjust, you know? 437 00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:51,270 I kind of want to process this by myself a little longer. 438 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,463 You can wait as long as you want. 439 00:16:53,475 --> 00:16:55,511 You can wait until the baby comes out and have her tell him. 440 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,090 - Her? - Or him. 441 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:59,122 It could be a him? Oh, god, I'm not ready for a him! 442 00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:01,350 - Maybe it'll be a her. - Who's ready for a her?! 443 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:04,743 You are. And Zach is. You guys can do this. 444 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,971 Hey, you want to tell him? 445 00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:08,193 One coffee. One muffin. 446 00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:10,312 One employee sitting at a table. 447 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:11,403 Sorry, Luke. 448 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,523 - Thanks, Luke. See you later. - See you later. 449 00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:16,211 - New mugs! - Hey! Same mugs. 450 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,561 Wow. Somebody's all fancy-pants. 451 00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:23,440 I've never seen your hair up like that. 452 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,432 I'm just trying out a new look, seeing if I like it, 453 00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:27,202 serving no master but myself. 454 00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,910 Are you gonna try pigtails, too? Because that's kind of my thing. 455 00:17:29,927 --> 00:17:31,132 It's freeing, really. 456 00:17:31,145 --> 00:17:34,563 I never realized how my mother influenced my every decision, 457 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,382 even decisions that don't seem like decisions, 458 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,563 like tying my shoes. 459 00:17:37,576 --> 00:17:40,071 I mean, I've always been a fan of the bunny ears, you know? 460 00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:42,832 And this morning I decided not to bunny-ear, 461 00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:43,750 and you know what happened? 462 00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:44,380 No. 463 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,512 Turns out bunny ears take a lot longer than the regular way. 464 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,221 I saved like three seconds this morning. 465 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,032 What does your mother have to do with bunny ears? 466 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,632 My mother is everywhere -- 467 00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:54,682 in my shoes, in my clothes, in my food. 468 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,143 - Your mother is here. - In my Inn. 469 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,250 What do you mean? What are you talking about? Why is my mother here? 470 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,963 She's here to taste the menu for the tea. 471 00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,653 Why doesn't she know what I'm talking about? 472 00:18:02,688 --> 00:18:03,542 What tea? 473 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,142 I thought you were going to tell her. 474 00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:05,892 What tea? 475 00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:07,350 I was going to tell her. 476 00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,182 Then I considered what it would be like if I did not tell her, 477 00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,162 and I thought it might be more fun. 478 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,880 - I was right. - What tea? 479 00:18:13,898 --> 00:18:15,943 Lorelai, do you normally keep your guests waiting like that? 480 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,790 It's very rude. Hello, Sookie. 481 00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:19,760 Hi, Mrs. Gilmore. Welcome. 482 00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,221 What tea? 483 00:18:21,236 --> 00:18:22,823 There's no need to shout, Lorelai. 484 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,990 I'm bringing the girls here friday for afternoon tea 485 00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,471 as part of their etiquette training. 486 00:18:26,486 --> 00:18:27,962 Here? Why are you bringing them here? 487 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,501 Actually, I was going to take them into the city 488 00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,063 for high tea at the Pierre. 489 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,492 But the maître d' at the Pierre apparently believes 490 00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:37,153 that proper high tea includes club sandwiches and a juice bar, 491 00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:40,073 and I simply couldn't subject these impressionable young girls 492 00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,771 to such tasteless effrontery. 493 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,422 Do they even have tea at a cotillion? 494 00:18:43,435 --> 00:18:44,693 Don't be absurd. 495 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,651 As long as I have them under my wing, I feel that it is my duty 496 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:50,802 to offer them as much of my expertise as possible. 497 00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:53,203 Last week we went to the symphony 498 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,382 and the hopper exhibit at the Met. 499 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:58,530 This week it's high tea and "Rigoletto" at Lincoln Center. 500 00:18:58,546 --> 00:18:59,790 Have you done that thing where they walk around 501 00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:02,041 with books on their heads? That's always a good one. 502 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,773 Sookie, these are simply divine. 503 00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:06,431 It's the lemon zest. It makes all the difference. 504 00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:09,333 Although, we definitely shouldn't serve the spinach quiche. 505 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,710 Some of the girls have braces, and their mothers would never forgive me 506 00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:14,500 if they spent the evening with hideous green smiles. 507 00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:18,222 Perhaps shrimp salad or a more traditional cream cheese and cucumber 508 00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:19,272 would be more appropriate? 509 00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:21,020 Yum. Cucumber. 510 00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:23,383 Is that peanut butter and jelly? 511 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,680 Yes. I just thought since the girls were only 10 512 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,493 that they'd enjoy it more than the smoked-salmon sandwiches. 513 00:19:28,505 --> 00:19:30,271 They're 10. They're not animals. 514 00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:33,840 This is a proper tea, Sookie. I'm not interested in circus food. 515 00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:35,372 Stings, don't it? 516 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,962 I'd like to see the room we'll be using. If the lighting isn't right, 517 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:39,572 we may have to make some adjustments. 518 00:19:39,585 --> 00:19:41,392 Right this way. 519 00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:44,611 I like your hair like that, Lorelai. 520 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:51,921 It's a good sentence, but you want to make sure 521 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,522 never to end with a preposition. 522 00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:54,862 If she ended the sentence with a preposition, 523 00:19:54,897 --> 00:19:56,522 how could it have been a good sentence? 524 00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:57,870 Sounds like a terrible sentence. 525 00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,112 - Oh, I just-- - You were just coddling her, 526 00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:00,891 that's what you were just doing. You want to prop her up on your knee 527 00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,720 and burp her, too, maybe buy her a pony? 528 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,441 I'm not paying you to make her feel better about her incompetence. 529 00:20:05,457 --> 00:20:07,091 If she can't construct a proper sentence, 530 00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:09,433 how is she gonna pass the essay section of the S.A.T.? 531 00:20:09,446 --> 00:20:10,502 - Well -- - That was rhetorical! 532 00:20:10,535 --> 00:20:12,061 Carry on. 533 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:15,880 Why don't you go slower, Dalton? 534 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,970 'Cause you haven't been on the same page for the last 20 minutes or anything. 535 00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:22,053 Okay, "doctor is to hospital as, 536 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:23,831 "'A,' sports fan is to stadium, 537 00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:25,282 'B,' ice is to freezer, 538 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:26,860 'C' professor is to college, 539 00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:28,711 or, 'D,' criminal is to jail?" 540 00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:31,290 Um, "A," sports fan is to stadium? 541 00:20:31,308 --> 00:20:34,082 It's actually "C," professor is to college. 542 00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,380 When you're doing this kind of analogy, 543 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,023 you have to be a little more specific 544 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,243 than just filling in the blank with "is found in." 545 00:20:39,256 --> 00:20:40,783 A doctor works in a hospital, 546 00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:43,151 just as a professor works in a college. 547 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,221 Make sense? 548 00:20:44,238 --> 00:20:45,211 You're really smart. 549 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,582 Thanks. That's very sweet, Eric. 550 00:20:46,597 --> 00:20:48,050 And you're just as smart. I promise. 551 00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:49,400 Are you kidding me with this? 552 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,480 That's it! Pencils down. That means you, Casanova. 553 00:20:51,498 --> 00:20:53,313 Time is up! Everyone out. 554 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,190 Unless your parents want to start paying for overtime, 555 00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:57,360 which for many of you might be a good idea. 556 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,540 Not so fast, employees. 557 00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:01,550 Today's work was shoddy at best. 558 00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:03,900 Between the overt coddling and the inappropriate flirting, 559 00:21:03,915 --> 00:21:05,660 I feel like I'm running a bordello. 560 00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:08,442 Gilmore, do you see any of my students falling in love with me? 561 00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:10,420 No. And you know why? Because you don't fall in love 562 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,451 with people that make you want to crap your pants. 563 00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,152 I want to see terror in their eyes! 564 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:17,262 Fear is a great motivator, people. Use it. 565 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,180 What are you standing around here for? Go! 566 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,722 Dismissed. 567 00:21:22,778 --> 00:21:24,102 Okay, I'm not your boss anymore. 568 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,500 We can do five minutes of friend time. 569 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,950 I appreciate the offer, but I have to make a phone call, so... 570 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,242 - Logan? - Yep. 571 00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,193 How's that going? 572 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,292 It's good, you know? It's fine. 573 00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:33,881 - So, it's awful? - No. 574 00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:36,520 Because you downgraded from good to fine in under two seconds, 575 00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:37,730 so I figured I'd cut to the chase. 576 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:40,861 Not awful. It's just hard because of the distance. 577 00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:42,713 Uh-huh. How's the sex? 578 00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:45,712 Um, well, seeing as he's in London and I'm here, 579 00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:47,671 the sex is pretty much nonexistent. 580 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:49,891 You've got a phone. Use it. 581 00:21:49,906 --> 00:21:51,891 What? You mean... 582 00:21:52,488 --> 00:21:53,543 I can't do that. 583 00:21:53,558 --> 00:21:54,932 I talk to my mother on that phone. 584 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,373 Okay, what about texting? 585 00:21:56,385 --> 00:21:57,833 No. No, thank you. 586 00:21:57,847 --> 00:21:59,723 Why not? You say stuff when you're together, don't you? 587 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:01,053 Yeah. I guess. Sometimes. 588 00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:03,241 So, text it. Texting is great. 589 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,003 And you can do it while you're doing other things. 590 00:22:05,037 --> 00:22:06,440 Doyle and I are doing it right now. 591 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,813 What? 592 00:22:08,716 --> 00:22:09,960 Oh, my god! 593 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:11,553 Don't worry. This is advanced. 594 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:13,833 Right now, all you're looking to do is create some intimacy. 595 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:14,850 Stick to the basics. 596 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,202 I don't have any basics. 597 00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:17,100 Write what you know. 598 00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:18,771 Thanks, Paris. I'll figure something out. 599 00:22:18,787 --> 00:22:20,142 Doyle thinks it's a great idea. 600 00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:21,641 Okay, can you not talk about me on that thing 601 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,280 when you're doing that with him? 602 00:22:23,295 --> 00:22:24,201 Sorry. 603 00:22:24,215 --> 00:22:25,631 Jeez. 604 00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:31,962 I'm telling you, man, she's totally avoiding me. 605 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,923 She won't even talk to me. She'll barely look at me. 606 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,673 It's over. She's divorcing me. 607 00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:37,351 I'll admit it, it's not the best marriage I've seen, 608 00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:38,890 although I only have my parents to compare it to, 609 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,113 and they're unusually happy. 610 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,851 We were happy once, and then that stupid honeymoon happened. 611 00:22:42,868 --> 00:22:45,282 And ever since we came home, it's like she's a different person. 612 00:22:45,317 --> 00:22:47,142 - Maybe it was the parasite. - What do you mean? 613 00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:49,012 You know, maybe the parasite like got into her brain 614 00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:50,570 and ate away the part that was in love with you. 615 00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:52,191 I just can't believe it's over. 616 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,130 I mean, we haven't even written our thank-you notes yet. 617 00:22:54,168 --> 00:22:55,083 I was gonna say. 618 00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:56,903 Hey man, I already told you we like the bowl. 619 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,912 Doesn't mean I don't deserve a note. 620 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,201 It's all gonna be okay, Zach. 621 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,153 I'm here for you, man. I got your back. 622 00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:07,542 Hey, that's nice. 623 00:23:07,556 --> 00:23:10,083 Yeah, the pain is totally helping my music. 624 00:23:11,968 --> 00:23:13,261 We need to talk. 625 00:23:13,277 --> 00:23:14,552 Okay. 626 00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:16,281 Let's talk. 627 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:17,911 Alone? 628 00:23:18,415 --> 00:23:21,920 Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Brian. 629 00:23:22,288 --> 00:23:24,160 I'm pregnant. 630 00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:31,111 With a baby? 631 00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:33,400 Yes, pregnant with a baby. 632 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:35,130 But how? When? 633 00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:37,741 On a beach in Mexico, about three weeks ago. 634 00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,932 I'm pretty sure you were there. 635 00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:40,611 But we only did it once. 636 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,882 Once is really all it takes. 637 00:23:46,657 --> 00:23:49,822 - Where are you going? - Brian must be freaking out! 638 00:23:50,986 --> 00:23:52,680 Good afternoon, Lorelai. 639 00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:55,312 Oh, my goodness. 640 00:23:55,328 --> 00:23:57,032 Is the library ready for us? 641 00:23:57,047 --> 00:23:59,020 Yes, the tables are set, and the tea is brewed, 642 00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:00,460 and I've hired some extra poor people 643 00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:02,771 for the girls to look down on. 644 00:24:02,785 --> 00:24:05,881 She's the one I told you about -- a regular Imogene Coca. 645 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:08,401 Oh, my god, I love them. 646 00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:12,002 They are like madame Alexander dolls come to life. 647 00:24:12,016 --> 00:24:16,780 All right, ladies, chins up, tummies in, and glide. 648 00:24:23,248 --> 00:24:25,482 Now, remember, ladies, the dress you'll be wearing 649 00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:29,021 at the cotillion on saturday will have much fuller skirts. 650 00:24:29,037 --> 00:24:31,331 Several of you may be working with a crinoline, 651 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,830 so sitting will be an entirely different experience. 652 00:24:33,845 --> 00:24:36,313 What is the rule of thumb we can always apply? 653 00:24:36,328 --> 00:24:37,043 Tiffany? 654 00:24:37,056 --> 00:24:38,380 Bottoms out. 655 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:39,801 That's right. 656 00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:42,372 Bottoms, sit. 657 00:24:42,387 --> 00:24:43,212 Very good. 658 00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:45,832 Such elegance, such a sense of decorum, 659 00:24:45,846 --> 00:24:47,730 manners, grace, charm -- 660 00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:50,581 everything my childhood could have been but wasn't. 661 00:24:50,595 --> 00:24:52,902 Oh, to go back and do it right. 662 00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,092 Hey, that's cool! 663 00:24:54,106 --> 00:24:56,911 Caroline, we do not grab or grope our dinner partners. 664 00:24:56,926 --> 00:24:58,870 Sorry, Mrs. Gilmore. 665 00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:02,361 Always maintain proper spacing and distance. 666 00:25:02,378 --> 00:25:04,800 It's all coming back to me. Proper spacing and distance. 667 00:25:04,817 --> 00:25:06,112 Other kids were hugged and kissed. 668 00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,641 I was taught to maintain proper spacing and distance. 669 00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:11,791 ...in which case, the utensil rule still applies. 670 00:25:11,806 --> 00:25:15,762 No utensil, once used, may ever touch the table again. 671 00:25:15,778 --> 00:25:18,633 Imagine leaving a ring of raspberry preserves 672 00:25:18,645 --> 00:25:20,482 on a set of fine linens. 673 00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:22,201 Granted, these linens aren't the best. 674 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:26,210 But at the cotillion on saturday, everything will be of the highest quality. 675 00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:30,292 All right, ladies, choose your first sandwich. 676 00:25:30,307 --> 00:25:32,852 - Take me. - Oh, Michel! 677 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:35,231 Take me to the cotillion. I have to be there. 678 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:36,552 I want to go back and do it right. 679 00:25:36,588 --> 00:25:38,183 - No, forget it. - I insist. 680 00:25:38,195 --> 00:25:39,771 You must take me. You have no choice. 681 00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:41,583 I have no choice? Do you know me? 682 00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:43,173 I'm not going to my mother's cotillion. 683 00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:44,472 You owe me. 684 00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:47,081 - What? I do not. - Oh, yes, you do. 685 00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:49,092 Last november, when you were going out of town 686 00:25:49,105 --> 00:25:51,993 and nervous about boarding Paul Anka for the first time, 687 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,413 you forced me, against my better judgment, 688 00:25:54,426 --> 00:25:56,633 to have Paul Anka over to my home for the day 689 00:25:56,648 --> 00:25:58,612 so he could acclimate to other dogs. 690 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,473 Well, not only did he traumatize my poor chows, 691 00:26:01,488 --> 00:26:04,250 but somehow he managed to get into my closet, 692 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:06,683 the door of which was firmly closed... 693 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,073 I know. I don't know how he does that. 694 00:26:08,107 --> 00:26:11,191 ...and proceeded to poop in my Prada loafers. 695 00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:12,580 Well, he knows good quality. 696 00:26:12,596 --> 00:26:14,403 When I returned your foul creature 697 00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:15,970 and told you about what happened, 698 00:26:15,987 --> 00:26:19,271 you apologized profusely and then wrote an I.O.U. 699 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:23,192 on several little post-its, thinking it was all so clever. 700 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,322 Gosh, I don't remember that. 701 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,632 I thought as much. 702 00:26:27,646 --> 00:26:31,490 ...on the seat of your chair. Do not leave it carelessly strewn about the table. 703 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,152 Caroline? 704 00:26:33,688 --> 00:26:35,852 Caroline! 705 00:26:39,787 --> 00:26:42,730 "I"..."O"..."U"... 706 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:46,191 "one"..."big"..."favor." 707 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,160 Can't prove I wrote that. 708 00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:49,931 "Lorelai Gilmore." 709 00:26:49,946 --> 00:26:51,470 - Ohh! I'll buy you a car. - No. 710 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:53,031 - A house. - Pick me up at 7:00. 711 00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:53,641 Michel! 712 00:26:53,658 --> 00:26:56,302 And wear your hair like you had it the other day. 713 00:26:58,078 --> 00:26:59,423 Good nap, babe? 714 00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:01,041 Yeah, I was really out of it. 715 00:27:01,056 --> 00:27:03,040 I'm so tired all the time. It's weird. 716 00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:04,601 Huh. Must be the heat. 717 00:27:04,618 --> 00:27:07,160 Yeah, right, I guess that could have something to do with it. 718 00:27:07,176 --> 00:27:08,021 Beer? 719 00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:10,623 No, I don't think I'll be drinking beer for a while. 720 00:27:10,635 --> 00:27:13,601 Oh, that's cool. Going a little straightedge. 721 00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:16,332 But we probably should be drinking more calcium, 722 00:27:16,348 --> 00:27:19,340 so maybe I should keep an extra gallon of milk around the house. 723 00:27:19,355 --> 00:27:20,410 No problemo. 724 00:27:20,428 --> 00:27:22,391 And I may start having cravings soon -- 725 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,603 Oh man! You know what I'm craving right now? 726 00:27:24,618 --> 00:27:27,053 Pizza bagels. Those are definitely going on the grocery list. 727 00:27:27,065 --> 00:27:28,622 - Want some of those? - Sure. 728 00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:32,202 Do you like that, mountain ninja? Do you like the taste of my broadsword? 729 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,980 Well, I'm off to see Rory. 730 00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,803 Have fun. 731 00:27:46,116 --> 00:27:47,480 Yikes. Oh, no. 732 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:49,013 - Whoa! - That's disgusting. 733 00:27:49,028 --> 00:27:51,051 - Wow. - No way! No way! 734 00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:52,570 I can't write this stuff to Logan. 735 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,551 I can barely read it to myself. I'm bright red. 736 00:27:54,568 --> 00:27:56,283 Did you notice no one ever gives details 737 00:27:56,296 --> 00:27:57,761 when they tell you about childbirth? 738 00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:01,802 It's because the details are gross and scary and unacceptable. 739 00:28:01,816 --> 00:28:02,752 Like what? 740 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:04,610 Well, apparently, in about three months, 741 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:07,470 I can look forward to dark spots on my face 742 00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:09,241 because it's not enough to just get fat. 743 00:28:09,257 --> 00:28:11,130 It's not fat. It's a baby. 744 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,952 A baby that will shoot out of my body 745 00:28:12,968 --> 00:28:15,423 despite the fact that it's obviously much too large. 746 00:28:15,438 --> 00:28:16,840 I didn't think this through when we were dating. 747 00:28:16,877 --> 00:28:19,063 I was all into the fact that Zach was big and manly, 748 00:28:19,078 --> 00:28:20,922 which means I'm gonna have a big, manly baby, 749 00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:21,871 and I'm a small woman. 750 00:28:21,886 --> 00:28:23,712 I never thought of Zach as big and manly. 751 00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:25,003 Compared to Henry Lee? 752 00:28:25,015 --> 00:28:26,683 Remember when my mom wanted me to date Henry Lee? 753 00:28:26,715 --> 00:28:27,791 He was like yea high. 754 00:28:27,808 --> 00:28:29,833 I would have had tiny, little, yea-high babies. 755 00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:31,041 Yeah, but he was your second cousin. 756 00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:33,272 I think you would have had other problems with those babies. 757 00:28:33,305 --> 00:28:34,743 Whatever. I'm not doing it. 758 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,773 This baby is just gonna have to find another way out 759 00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:38,750 or stay in there forever. I really don't care. 760 00:28:38,768 --> 00:28:41,650 Don't worry about that part. Just keep taking things one step at a time. 761 00:28:41,665 --> 00:28:43,800 - You're doing great. - How? How am I doing great? 762 00:28:43,816 --> 00:28:46,071 You told Zach. That was a very significant step. 763 00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:48,480 Yeah, I told him, but I'm pretty sure he forgot. 764 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:49,640 What do you mean he forgot? 765 00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:52,872 I don't know how things get lost in the recesses of Zach's brain, 766 00:28:52,888 --> 00:28:53,832 but I think he forgot. 767 00:28:53,845 --> 00:28:56,322 Well, maybe he's just taking time to process all of this. 768 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:57,383 You needed some time. 769 00:28:57,398 --> 00:28:59,933 I am growing a human being inside my body. 770 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,393 I deserve time. Ugh! 771 00:29:02,597 --> 00:29:05,001 Okay, what about this? 772 00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:06,492 "Where is the chair you sit in? 773 00:29:06,505 --> 00:29:09,023 Where is your favorite comb, your toothbrush, your nail file? 774 00:29:09,037 --> 00:29:11,683 Trot them out, that I may devour them at one gulp." 775 00:29:11,695 --> 00:29:12,851 You want to eat his toothbrush? 776 00:29:12,888 --> 00:29:15,830 No, I'm trying to convey that I miss him very much. 777 00:29:15,847 --> 00:29:17,663 Sounds like you miss his toiletry kit. 778 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:20,511 It's supposed to be metaphorical and evocative. 779 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,491 It's Henry Miller. 780 00:29:21,506 --> 00:29:23,040 Henry Miller has better stuff than that. 781 00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:25,940 Believe me, that is not why they banned his books. 782 00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:27,342 Well, I'm not gonna write, 783 00:29:27,358 --> 00:29:30,590 "Our hands groped frantically for the burning flesh." 784 00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:31,590 Oh, that's better. 785 00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:34,003 That's way hotter than the eating-his-comb thing. 786 00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:34,610 Oh really? 787 00:29:34,628 --> 00:29:36,871 Why not? Go for it. Why are you making such a big deal out of this? 788 00:29:36,886 --> 00:29:38,330 I'm just worried, you know? 789 00:29:38,348 --> 00:29:40,821 I mean, we talk to each other on the phone every day, 790 00:29:40,836 --> 00:29:44,133 but I just don't think that that's enough to keep this relationship going. 791 00:29:44,147 --> 00:29:46,582 I guess I never realized how important the other stuff was. 792 00:29:46,597 --> 00:29:47,642 The sex stuff? 793 00:29:47,658 --> 00:29:48,840 And the holding-hands 794 00:29:48,856 --> 00:29:51,102 and the falling-asleep- next-to-each-other stuff. 795 00:29:51,116 --> 00:29:54,483 I mean, that's where the crazy intimacy comes from, and without those options, 796 00:29:54,496 --> 00:29:57,960 when they're just taken away from you 'cause someone moves to London... 797 00:29:58,258 --> 00:30:00,223 Desperate measures. 798 00:30:00,975 --> 00:30:03,052 Burn that flesh, sister. 799 00:30:04,816 --> 00:30:06,603 Okay. 800 00:30:06,615 --> 00:30:08,382 Here it goes. 801 00:30:10,836 --> 00:30:12,113 I think I'm gonna puke. 802 00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:14,542 Join me. That's all I'll be doing for the next two months. 803 00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:16,283 Oh, and did I mention the extra hair 804 00:30:16,295 --> 00:30:19,673 that may start to grow on my chin? Can't wait for that magic. 805 00:30:20,206 --> 00:30:22,513 Ooh, wow, quick response. I think you did good. 806 00:30:22,528 --> 00:30:23,401 It's not him. 807 00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:24,323 Hi, dad. 808 00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:25,930 Hey, kiddo. What are you up to? 809 00:30:25,948 --> 00:30:28,750 Um, just reading. Reading the books. What are you doing? 810 00:30:28,768 --> 00:30:30,023 Just drinking the coffee, 811 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,251 thinking I haven't seen you in a while. 812 00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:32,633 I know. I miss you. 813 00:30:32,647 --> 00:30:35,440 Me too. So, maybe we could have dinner tomorrow night if you're free. 814 00:30:35,457 --> 00:30:36,973 - Tomorrow night? - Only if you're free. 815 00:30:37,008 --> 00:30:38,832 I'm free. Yeah, that sounds like fun. 816 00:30:38,847 --> 00:30:39,792 - Yeah? - Sure. 817 00:30:39,807 --> 00:30:42,123 Great. That's great. I'll pick you up about 7:00. 818 00:30:42,135 --> 00:30:43,082 Cool. I'll see you tomorrow. 819 00:30:43,115 --> 00:30:44,351 Bye, Rory. 820 00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:46,510 Maybe I'll look good with a beard. 821 00:30:50,435 --> 00:30:52,361 Whoa! Can I keep this? 822 00:30:52,376 --> 00:30:53,731 First, help me find something to wear tonight. 823 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,231 Then you can steal whatever you want, except that -- 824 00:30:55,267 --> 00:30:56,450 I'm getting buried in that. 825 00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:58,820 I just don't understand why you're going to this cotillion. 826 00:30:58,827 --> 00:31:01,680 Does Michel have compromising photographs of you, that I don't know about, 827 00:31:01,718 --> 00:31:03,601 like some snapshots from your perm year? 828 00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:06,223 No, but he does have post-its. 829 00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:08,380 Word to the wise. Don't ever put anything in writing, 830 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:11,462 'cause even when it's on florescent sticky paper, it's still binding. 831 00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:15,320 You are so wise and awesome and generous. 832 00:31:15,336 --> 00:31:16,971 Yeah, you can steal anything you want 833 00:31:16,986 --> 00:31:18,390 if you go to the cotillion for me. 834 00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:20,411 - Can't. - Why? You don't have any work. 835 00:31:20,428 --> 00:31:22,023 You don't have a boyfriend to play with. 836 00:31:22,038 --> 00:31:24,001 You barely have anyone to hang out with at all. 837 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,230 Keep going. You're really making me want to do you a favor here. 838 00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:29,270 I can't tonight because I have plans with dad. 839 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:30,451 Your dad? 840 00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:32,962 I'm not in the habit of calling other people's dads "dad." 841 00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:34,511 Yeah, my dad. 842 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:37,250 He called and asked me if I wanted to have dinner with him. 843 00:31:37,268 --> 00:31:38,192 Is that a problem? 844 00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:40,972 No, of course not. I just didn't realize you were talking. 845 00:31:40,987 --> 00:31:42,431 I haven't talked to him at all, 846 00:31:42,445 --> 00:31:43,673 which is why I was happy he called, 847 00:31:43,707 --> 00:31:45,662 because we were talking all the time before. 848 00:31:45,678 --> 00:31:46,711 Yeah, I know. 849 00:31:46,725 --> 00:31:48,133 I mean, just because you guys aren't talking, 850 00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:50,021 it doesn't mean I'm not allowed to talk to him, right? 851 00:31:50,055 --> 00:31:52,190 We are not not talking. 852 00:31:52,206 --> 00:31:54,510 We're just not talking right now. 853 00:31:54,527 --> 00:31:55,251 Okay. 854 00:31:55,266 --> 00:31:57,730 Listen, I think it's great that you're having dinner with your dad. 855 00:31:57,765 --> 00:31:59,322 - Good. - Good. 856 00:31:59,337 --> 00:32:00,503 What is with that thing? 857 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,233 I sent Logan a text message yesterday, 858 00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:03,971 and he still hasn't written me back. 859 00:32:03,986 --> 00:32:05,463 Plus, we missed our last two phone calls 860 00:32:05,498 --> 00:32:07,933 'cause he keeps getting dragged into this boring meetings. 861 00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:09,402 If he hasn't sent you anything back, it's probably 862 00:32:09,436 --> 00:32:11,040 'cause he just hasn't had time yet. 863 00:32:11,058 --> 00:32:12,493 Yeah, that's probably it. 864 00:32:12,506 --> 00:32:14,573 Can I wear this to the cotillion? 865 00:32:15,305 --> 00:32:16,823 Mnh-mnh. 866 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:22,991 Something wrong with your dinner, babe? 867 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:24,130 If your bagel's a little frozen, 868 00:32:24,168 --> 00:32:25,700 I can microwave that bad boy for you. 869 00:32:25,716 --> 00:32:28,402 It's not that. I'm just feeling a little queasy. 870 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:31,461 Yeah, I've been feeling queasy, too. 871 00:32:31,475 --> 00:32:33,270 I'm telling you, it's got to be the heat. 872 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,473 Do you want to go to a movie or something? 873 00:32:34,506 --> 00:32:36,193 Cool down with some free A.C.? 874 00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:38,672 I have a better idea. Why don't we talk? 875 00:32:38,688 --> 00:32:41,582 Sure. What do you want to talk about? 876 00:32:41,596 --> 00:32:43,160 The baby. 877 00:32:46,558 --> 00:32:48,502 I'm cool with the whole baby thing. 878 00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:49,761 - You are? - Yeah. 879 00:32:49,778 --> 00:32:51,302 So, you're not worried at all? 880 00:32:51,318 --> 00:32:53,080 Nope, no worries on this end. 881 00:32:53,095 --> 00:32:54,050 I see. 882 00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:56,340 I think Brian might be freaking out a little bit, 883 00:32:56,356 --> 00:32:58,023 but that's his problem. 884 00:32:58,038 --> 00:33:01,251 Really? I didn't know Brian was concerned. 885 00:33:01,267 --> 00:33:02,422 Well, sure. 886 00:33:02,437 --> 00:33:05,162 I mean, he was just getting used to the idea of us getting married, 887 00:33:05,177 --> 00:33:07,682 and I don't think he was expecting a baby yet. 888 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:10,581 But it's a lot for the guy to take in. 889 00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:13,150 Absolutely. You know, maybe I should talk to Brian about this 890 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,962 because it sounds like he and I are on the same page. 891 00:33:15,977 --> 00:33:16,942 What do you mean? 892 00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:18,740 Well, I'm glad you're fine with the whole baby thing, 893 00:33:18,777 --> 00:33:20,512 but I'm kind of freaking out. 894 00:33:20,525 --> 00:33:21,470 You are? 895 00:33:21,487 --> 00:33:24,253 Totally. Zach, this is not how I expected our life to go -- 896 00:33:24,266 --> 00:33:28,441 be married for like a day and then suddenly having to take on this new responsibility. 897 00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:31,132 Bringing a child into this world, it's so... 898 00:33:31,146 --> 00:33:33,740 - It's major, right? - It's very major. 899 00:33:33,755 --> 00:33:36,093 So, you're not all psyched about being knocked up? 900 00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:37,953 Are you kidding? This baby sucks! 901 00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:40,002 Yeah! This baby totally sucks! 902 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,541 - It does. - It so does. 903 00:33:41,556 --> 00:33:43,881 - Do you know what afterbirth is? - No. 904 00:33:44,887 --> 00:33:46,891 - Dude. - I know. 905 00:33:46,908 --> 00:33:49,403 You know how the baby is connected to you by that hose 906 00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,812 and I'm supposed to cut that hose? 907 00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:52,170 No way I'm cutting that hose. 908 00:33:52,187 --> 00:33:53,863 No way I'm letting you in the room 909 00:33:53,876 --> 00:33:54,843 when that thing comes out of me. 910 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,941 Oh, man, you are so awesome. I love you so much. 911 00:33:56,955 --> 00:33:58,942 I love you, too. 912 00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:02,350 It's like you don't even care. 913 00:34:02,366 --> 00:34:03,992 I care about you, just not this. 914 00:34:04,006 --> 00:34:06,663 After all the trouble I went through picking out the perfect flower for you. 915 00:34:06,695 --> 00:34:08,672 It's kind of big, don't you think? It's like wearing a tree on my arm. 916 00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:10,463 - It is an orchid. - It's scratchy. 917 00:34:10,476 --> 00:34:12,723 Could have got me something, a simple boutonniere. But no. 918 00:34:12,755 --> 00:34:14,532 - I'm so humiliated. - Hey, I have an idea. 919 00:34:14,545 --> 00:34:16,651 Why don't we go back to the flower store, and I'll get you something? 920 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:17,583 It'll take 2 seconds. 921 00:34:17,596 --> 00:34:20,211 Forget it. We're late enough as it is. 922 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:23,753 Yes, I can die now. 923 00:34:23,765 --> 00:34:24,853 Me too. 924 00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:26,462 Look at that girl. Poor thing. 925 00:34:26,477 --> 00:34:29,403 Oh, why did someone force her to wear those exercise shoes? 926 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:32,183 She'd probably rather be home, in jeans, climbing a tree. 927 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,323 She looks perfectly happy to me. 928 00:34:34,336 --> 00:34:36,773 You know what I see when I look at this room? 929 00:34:36,786 --> 00:34:39,072 A bunch of kids whose outfits cost more than my car? 930 00:34:39,087 --> 00:34:43,102 No, these are not kids. They are perfect, tiny adults. 931 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:46,513 We are standing amongst the next generation of movers and shakers. 932 00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:48,582 The future president of the united states 933 00:34:48,597 --> 00:34:50,680 may be in this room with us tonight. 934 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,353 You're very odd. 935 00:34:52,368 --> 00:34:54,571 - Lorelai, you're here. - I am. 936 00:34:54,586 --> 00:34:56,141 Hello, Emily. 937 00:34:56,157 --> 00:35:00,083 Oh, Emily, may I just say that what you have created here tonight 938 00:35:00,096 --> 00:35:02,842 is nothing short of perfection? 939 00:35:02,857 --> 00:35:06,890 This -- this is a kind of nirvana on earth. 940 00:35:06,907 --> 00:35:10,140 Thank you, Michel. It's very kind of you to say. 941 00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:13,121 I'm sorry. What on earth are those musicians playing? 942 00:35:13,138 --> 00:35:14,402 It sounds lovely. 943 00:35:14,415 --> 00:35:16,980 Are those violinists on speed? 944 00:35:16,995 --> 00:35:18,210 Excuse me. 945 00:35:18,227 --> 00:35:19,510 Hey, I'm gonna get some punch. You want some? 946 00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:22,711 Oh, no, thank you very much. I'm much too excited for punch. 947 00:35:22,728 --> 00:35:25,141 My throat closes off when I'm excited, 948 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:28,092 so swallowing punch would be very difficult right now. 949 00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:29,363 Okay. 950 00:35:30,675 --> 00:35:33,500 - Lorelai. - Charlotte, hi. 951 00:35:33,516 --> 00:35:35,733 I'm having the most wonderful time. 952 00:35:35,748 --> 00:35:37,723 Grandmother, grandfather, it's my pleasure 953 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,580 to introduce you to Lorelai Gilmore. 954 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:41,281 Lorelai, these are my grandparents -- 955 00:35:41,297 --> 00:35:42,813 Beverly and Arthur Courtwright. 956 00:35:42,827 --> 00:35:45,000 Ah, the famous Lorelai. 957 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,640 Famous? I have to catch up on my us weeklies. 958 00:35:47,657 --> 00:35:49,462 Charlotte told us you were a card. 959 00:35:49,477 --> 00:35:52,450 She also told us that you were a delightful dining companion, 960 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:55,500 like Noel Coward and Slim Keith rolled into one. 961 00:35:55,515 --> 00:35:57,273 Oh, well, she's delightful, too, 962 00:35:57,285 --> 00:35:59,061 like Shirley Temple and mother Teresa 963 00:35:59,078 --> 00:36:02,643 and someone with very good table manners rolled into one. 964 00:36:02,656 --> 00:36:04,950 It's starting. The dancing is starting. 965 00:36:04,968 --> 00:36:06,403 We should get the camera. 966 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500 - Will you excuse us? - Yeah. 967 00:36:08,515 --> 00:36:10,080 Lorelai, did I tell you? 968 00:36:10,098 --> 00:36:12,863 Margot, Caroline, and I are doing a hip-hop dance, 969 00:36:12,878 --> 00:36:14,571 and it's gonna be so funny. 970 00:36:14,588 --> 00:36:16,213 We rehearsed it in the bathroom. 971 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:19,980 The whole thing ends up with us somersaulting towards the band. 972 00:36:19,995 --> 00:36:21,813 Wow! That's really great. 973 00:36:21,825 --> 00:36:22,982 Are you gonna come dance? 974 00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:25,360 Oh, no. It's just for the kids. 975 00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:27,370 Oh, come on. Everybody is dancing. 976 00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:29,941 Pardon me. Would you like to dance, Charlotte? 977 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:32,032 I would be delighted, Toby. 978 00:36:44,488 --> 00:36:46,873 People seem to be enjoying themselves. 979 00:36:46,885 --> 00:36:48,450 Yeah. They really do, don't they? 980 00:36:48,468 --> 00:36:49,950 Want to dance? 981 00:36:49,965 --> 00:36:51,320 Me? No. Are you serious? 982 00:36:51,338 --> 00:36:52,942 I never joke about dancing. 983 00:36:52,955 --> 00:36:54,662 - No, I'll pass. - You cannot pass. 984 00:36:54,675 --> 00:36:57,111 This is still my night, and I'd like to dance with you. 985 00:36:57,125 --> 00:37:00,962 Besides, Charlotte insisted that I get you out on the dance floor, 986 00:37:00,978 --> 00:37:03,501 so that it's two against one -- you lose. 987 00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:05,942 - Now, let's go. - Oh! 988 00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:07,541 Well... 989 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,162 I see you're having a terrible time. 990 00:37:22,178 --> 00:37:23,560 The worst. 991 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:27,761 So, do you want the rest of this key lime pie or should I take it with me? 992 00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:29,192 I don't know how you ordered key lime pie 993 00:37:29,227 --> 00:37:30,823 when there was chocolate brownie on the menu. 994 00:37:30,856 --> 00:37:32,391 Because you'd already ordered a chocolate brownie. 995 00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:34,023 But just the one. 996 00:37:34,037 --> 00:37:35,542 Maybe we should give it to Paul Anka. 997 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:38,213 After all, the doggie bag was invented with him in mind. 998 00:37:38,228 --> 00:37:39,822 Seems only fair he should benefit. 999 00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:42,011 Ther's no way he's gonna eat that. 1000 00:37:42,697 --> 00:37:44,923 - I told you. - Hey. 1001 00:37:44,935 --> 00:37:46,093 Hi, mom. 1002 00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:47,810 Hey, we were just splitting up the food. 1003 00:37:47,825 --> 00:37:49,530 I'm... on my way out. 1004 00:37:49,546 --> 00:37:51,590 Oh. Take your time. 1005 00:37:51,908 --> 00:37:54,563 Is that key lime pie on the floor? 1006 00:37:54,577 --> 00:37:55,990 Is that a corsage on your arm? 1007 00:37:56,006 --> 00:37:57,971 Oh, this? Yeah. Subtle, isn't it? 1008 00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:01,461 If by "subtle," you mean "weird and giant," then, yeah, super subtle. 1009 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:05,101 Okay, I think I'm gonna take Paul Anka for his walk. 1010 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,240 Thanks for dinner, dad. 1011 00:38:06,255 --> 00:38:07,863 Yeah, thanks, kiddo. 1012 00:38:07,968 --> 00:38:09,313 Come on. 1013 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:11,821 Go on. 1014 00:38:13,037 --> 00:38:14,652 Oh, thanks. 1015 00:38:16,288 --> 00:38:17,880 Did you guys have fun? 1016 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:19,293 It was good, really good. 1017 00:38:19,306 --> 00:38:21,353 First time I ever saw her order a drink. 1018 00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:22,523 Strange, right? 1019 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,111 Very strange. 1020 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,623 Anyway, I should be going. 1021 00:38:27,636 --> 00:38:29,050 I'm sorry I didn't call you back. 1022 00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:31,582 - It's okay. - I was going to. I just... 1023 00:38:31,598 --> 00:38:33,830 I understand. Don't worry about it. 1024 00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:37,342 Do you want some coffee or anything? 1025 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,090 - Sure. - Okay. 1026 00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:49,213 Actually, you know what? I can't. 1027 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,370 Oh. Okay. 1028 00:38:52,515 --> 00:38:55,152 I can't just sit here and have coffee with you. 1029 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,480 Okay. 1030 00:38:56,495 --> 00:38:58,230 I love you. 1031 00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:01,531 I know the other night didn't mean for you what it did for me, 1032 00:39:01,545 --> 00:39:04,540 but I don't regret it and I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened -- 1033 00:39:04,578 --> 00:39:07,310 not just because it was great, 1034 00:39:07,327 --> 00:39:09,210 which it was... 1035 00:39:09,746 --> 00:39:12,272 but because it was right. It was so right, Lore, 1036 00:39:12,286 --> 00:39:14,200 and you may not see that right now, but I do. 1037 00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:16,100 And if I have to wait until we're both 80 years old 1038 00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:19,602 for you to see it, then I'll wait. 1039 00:39:19,747 --> 00:39:22,072 I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me. 1040 00:39:22,088 --> 00:39:24,492 You're it for me. 1041 00:39:25,005 --> 00:39:27,091 And I can't pretend to feel any less than I do. 1042 00:39:27,106 --> 00:39:29,202 I'm sorry. I-I -- 1043 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,790 I just can't. 1044 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,012 Ace. 1045 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:58,941 Hey, how's it going? 1046 00:39:59,906 --> 00:40:02,750 It's 4:45 in the morning. Are you okay? Did something happen? 1047 00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:06,362 Not really. Um, I just -- 1048 00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:08,791 I sent you a text the other day. 1049 00:40:09,725 --> 00:40:11,971 Yeah, I know. I texted you back. 1050 00:40:11,987 --> 00:40:12,921 No, you didn't. 1051 00:40:12,935 --> 00:40:14,501 Yes, I did. Check your phone. 1052 00:40:14,517 --> 00:40:16,100 I don't have any missed calls. 1053 00:40:16,115 --> 00:40:19,232 Oh, wait, there's a little envelope thingy in the bottom corner. 1054 00:40:19,248 --> 00:40:20,332 Get out of town. 1055 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,962 It went directly to my saved messages. Why would it do that? 1056 00:40:22,978 --> 00:40:25,932 - I couldn't tell you. - Ooh, wow. 1057 00:40:25,947 --> 00:40:28,443 Whoa, yours is really good. 1058 00:40:28,486 --> 00:40:30,822 Okay, well, sorry to wake you. 1059 00:40:30,838 --> 00:40:32,353 I'll talk to you in a few hours. 1060 00:40:32,367 --> 00:40:34,170 Whoa, wait a minute. Where do you think you're going? 1061 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,510 Um, to sleep? 1062 00:40:35,527 --> 00:40:37,692 No, I don't think so. You woke me up. 1063 00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:38,961 I'm up. Text me back. 1064 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,672 You want me to text you back now? 1065 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,011 You started this. 1066 00:40:42,028 --> 00:40:45,063 I know, but I don't have my books with me. 1067 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:46,600 You don't need your books, Ace. 1068 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:49,120 - Logan -- - I miss you, Rory. 1069 00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:50,960 - You do? - Yeah. 1070 00:40:50,976 --> 00:40:52,651 I miss you, too. 1071 00:40:52,665 --> 00:40:54,820 I can't text you with you on the phone. 1072 00:40:54,837 --> 00:40:56,061 Okay, so hang up. 1073 00:40:56,077 --> 00:40:58,222 - I'm gonna hang up now. - Okay. 1074 00:40:58,446 --> 00:41:01,540 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1075 00:41:36,865 --> 00:41:38,541 Hi, Chris. 1076 00:41:38,556 --> 00:41:40,870 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com