1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:09,543 OK, you beautiful high school graduates, hold still. 3 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:14,948 I'm setting the timer now. Kenny, man up for Pete's sake. 4 00:00:14,983 --> 00:00:18,352 You're right. You're right. I don't want to be teary-eyed in my Lilly's... 5 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,355 [sobbing] ...graduation picture! 6 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,991 Oh, real classy, Dad. 7 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,526 - OK, here we go. - [timer beeping] 8 00:00:26,561 --> 00:00:29,162 - And... - [camera clicks] 9 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,698 Well, for heaven's sake! 10 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:35,268 All right. 11 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,871 - Second time's the charm! - Wait. Hold on. 12 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,673 [blowing nose] 13 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,642 Dad, Dad, you're embarrassing me. 14 00:00:41,676 --> 00:00:43,610 And I'm paying for your college. 15 00:00:43,645 --> 00:00:47,180 I'd like to think that earns me some emotional space. 16 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:51,084 - OK, here we go. - [camera beeping] 17 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,756 Dang flabbit! 18 00:00:57,392 --> 00:01:00,093 OK, I think I've got it now. 19 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:03,096 - OK. And... - [beeping] 20 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:05,499 All right. Here I go. 21 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,267 [beeping] 22 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,438 It's not doing anything. 23 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,640 Can we not do this when I graduate from college? 24 00:01:13,675 --> 00:01:15,208 You mean if you graduate. 25 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,745 [both mimicking] You mean if you graduate. 26 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:21,581 - Shut up! - Oh, cheese and biscuits! 27 00:01:21,616 --> 00:01:25,419 They can send a man to the moon but they can't make a camera with a timer that... 28 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:29,489 - [camera clicks] - Oh, well, that just tears it! 29 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:32,893 Somebody get me a pad and pencil, I will sketch the dang picture. 30 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,562 Uh, can you draw me in? 'Cause I gotta go to the john. 31 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,665 - Honey, language. - Restroom. 32 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:42,169 I'm just gonna go guard the door. 33 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,905 I won't be able to do that when she's... 34 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,440 [sobbing] ...in college. 35 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,911 Darn camera. This thing is about as useful 36 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,747 as a blow dryer in a bald man's bathroom. 37 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,982 Just calm down. Let me take a look at it. 38 00:01:56,017 --> 00:01:59,720 I would just like one nice picture with my grandbaby on her graduation. 39 00:01:59,754 --> 00:02:01,955 Well, Mamaw, then maybe you shouldn't have bought your camera 40 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,057 at Uncle Bud's House of Suds Car Wash. 41 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:06,593 I bought your daddy's first guitar at Uncle Bud's, 42 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:10,464 and I'll have you know, things turned out just fine for him, thank you very much. 43 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:13,433 You told me you got it from Johnny Cash. 44 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:18,238 Yeah, and I set your pet goldfish free in the lake. Grow up! 45 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:22,042 Now, take the picture before I lose my happy face! 46 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,311 I don't feel very happy. 47 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,980 One second. Sorry. 48 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,415 - [cell phone ringing] - It's Kelly Ripa's people 49 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,183 just confirming the interview at the house on Monday. 50 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,186 Sometime between now and my death would be perfect. 51 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,756 - Sorry. - Yo, Stewart. Don't want to be rude, 52 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:39,693 - but my sister is a big fan... - I love you in the front, 53 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:43,163 - and back! - She's weird, I know. 54 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:46,266 - Can we get a picture? - Yeah, but I just promised... 55 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,235 - Great, over here then. - OK, then. 56 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,437 You have got to be kidding me. 57 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,973 Geez, Palumbo, give the girl a little space. 58 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,242 - Since when have you become so considerat - I'm not. 59 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,210 Yo, Isabel, picture time. 60 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,279 My niece, big fan. 61 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,782 And If she asks, I dumped you, all right? 62 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:04,518 What?! [groans] 63 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,987 - We were here first! - Uh... 64 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:10,423 Yeah? Well, my family came over here with Cortez! 65 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,393 So technically, we were here first! 66 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:18,498 OK, everybody, stop it. The girl's arms are unnaturally long as it is. 67 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,567 - Mamaw! - Well, I blame your daddy, 68 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,670 swinging you around over his head all the time when you were a baby. 69 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,339 Now, just everybody back off. 70 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,975 Ma, come on. I know it's frustrating, 71 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:32,112 but you gotta understand, ever since she took that dang wig off, 72 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:33,947 things got a little crazy around here. 73 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,650 But you are gonna get your picture with Miley. Don't you worry. 74 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:39,653 But after us. We're next in line. 75 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:43,190 - What line? - [crowd clamoring] 76 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:46,191 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com 77 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,131 Here we go, everybody! 78 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,834 ♪ Come on ♪ 79 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:56,369 ♪ You get the limo out front ♪ 80 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,104 ♪ Oooh ♪ 81 00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:01,408 ♪ Hottest styles Every shoe, every color ♪ 82 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,911 ♪ Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun ♪ 83 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:09,983 ♪ It's really you but no one ever discovers ♪ 84 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,520 ♪ Who would have thought that a girl like me ♪ 85 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,924 ♪ Would double as a superstar ♪ 86 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,292 Whooo! 87 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:23,230 ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ 88 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,265 ♪ Chill it out Take it slow ♪ 89 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,033 ♪ Then you rock out the show ♪ 90 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:31,171 ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ 91 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,874 ♪ Mix it all together and you know ♪ 92 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:37,210 ♪ That it's the best of both worlds ♪ 93 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:40,847 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 94 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:42,515 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 95 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,518 Yellow light, yellow light! Yellow light! 96 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,421 Oh, sweet home Alabama, Mama! I know you're upset today, 97 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,124 but one of your fake nails just drew real blood. 98 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,761 Mamaw, it's not Dad's fault that you didn't get your picture. 99 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,264 It's Miley's. 100 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,466 It's always Miley's fault. 101 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,602 Well, at least I'm not 20 years old and still living at home. 102 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:04,871 - Long-armed freak! - I'm an international pop star! 103 00:05:04,906 --> 00:05:06,706 I'm dating a super model! 104 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:10,710 - Almost home, almost home. - Hush up, all of you. 105 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:15,181 Jackson is right. I'm just ticked off over this whole graduation situation. 106 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:17,984 People not giving a mamaw cut'sies? 107 00:05:18,019 --> 00:05:20,820 I will never understand California. 108 00:05:20,855 --> 00:05:24,791 Ya'll will spend millions protecting some endangered stinkbug, 109 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,862 but an elderly woman's tender feelings? Squish. 110 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,131 When exactly will you be flying home, Mother? 111 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:34,701 Look, Mamaw, I know life is a little more complicated 112 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,637 now that I took off the wig, but I promise I'll make it up to you. 113 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:41,708 Tomorrow at 4:00, you and me at the Hollywood Plaza Hotel for... 114 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,910 High tea and finger sandwiches? 115 00:05:43,945 --> 00:05:47,247 - With snooty waiters. - And funny accents. 116 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:52,419 [both] Simply scrumptious. [laughing] 117 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,621 I could be an international pop star, too. 118 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,958 If I had talent. 119 00:05:57,992 --> 00:05:59,526 And hair extensions. 120 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,528 Yeah, I said it! Hair extensions! 121 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,230 [both mimicking each other] 122 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:08,068 Almost home, almost home, almost home, almost home... 123 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:17,377 Ah! People lined up to give me money. 124 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:20,013 America, I love you. 125 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,582 Wow, business looks pretty good. 126 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:26,853 Who'd have thought there'd be such a market for cheese, tomato and rat droppings? 127 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,255 [laughs] That was one time! 128 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:31,257 And you went back for seconds! 129 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:33,793 That's when I thought they were little flavor-packed olives. 130 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,162 All right, things are different now, OK? 131 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:39,799 I added a new ingredient. Just a touch of rosemary. 132 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:43,737 Yeah, I get it. You hired a hot girl named Rosemary and she's serving the pizza. 133 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,772 No, I actually added rosemary. 134 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,475 But I hired Bambi! 135 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,276 Say hello, Bambi. 136 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,283 Admit it. She gets the old taste buds going, doesn't she? 137 00:06:57,318 --> 00:07:01,755 Sorry, dude. Even if I wasn't dating a gorgeous supermodel, 138 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:05,191 which I am, I'm just not that into short hair. 139 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:08,294 Yeah, right. So you're saying you wouldn't be dating Siena if she had short hair? 140 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:10,797 Wouldn't have given her a second look. 141 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:15,135 - Given who a second look? - You if you had short hair. 142 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,838 - I never said that. - Would you like me to play it back for you? 143 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,674 - You recorded that? - I record everything. 144 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,611 We live in a very litigious society. 145 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,414 Wait a minute. So you're saying that you wouldn't even 146 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:31,551 - be attracted to me if I had short hair? - I didn't say that. 147 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,220 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 148 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:37,490 - I said I wouldn't be into her. - What's the difference? 149 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,460 - Yeah, what's the difference? - What's the difference? 150 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,763 [laughs] I'll tell you the difference. 151 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,765 Right after a refreshing drink of water. 152 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:52,639 So you're saying that we wouldn't even be together right now if I had short hair? 153 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,641 Why are we even talking about this? 154 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:58,545 It's not like you're gonna cut your hair. It's beautiful. 155 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,880 It's like that shirt. You wouldn't just chop off the sleeves. 156 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,049 - It'd look hideous. - So now I look horrible? 157 00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:05,585 I said hideous. There's a difference. 158 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,922 - What's the difference? - Yeah, what's the difference? 159 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,057 I'll tell you the difference. 160 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:27,607 ♪ La-di-di-da Oh, yeah ♪ 161 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,244 - May I help you? - Yes. 162 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:35,482 We have a reservation under Muffy and Tipper Clydesdale. 163 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:38,585 Of the Malibu Clydesdales. 164 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,854 Of course. I have your table ready. 165 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,655 Well, make it a good one. 166 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,358 Ooh, a dollar. 167 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,994 Five more of these and I can buy some milk. 168 00:08:50,431 --> 00:08:52,565 Look at this, Mamaw, no kids. 169 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,168 Just snooty old people that couldn't care less who I am. 170 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:59,806 Ooh, and cucumber sandwiches! Don't they look divine, Muffy? 171 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:04,444 - I thought I was Tipper. - Not a good one. 172 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,448 - Muffy, tea time. - You're right. 173 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,886 I'm not gonna let Mr. Snooty-patootey spoil our good time. 174 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,621 I'm just so happy we could do this, Mamaw. 175 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,489 Oh, me, too, sugar. 176 00:09:16,524 --> 00:09:20,560 I can't believe that my last grandbaby is going off to college. 177 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:24,731 You know, I still remember the first time we went to tea back in Nashville. 178 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,100 You could barely see over the table. 179 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:36,242 - This is gross! - [laughs] It's an acquired taste. 180 00:09:36,277 --> 00:09:38,511 Why don't you just add a little bit of sugar, sweetie. 181 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,853 Or the whole bowl. 182 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,688 Lord knows they charge enough. 183 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,125 All right. Now, first we toast. 184 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,360 Pinky. 185 00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:58,665 And when we toast, [affected accent] we talk like this. 186 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:03,036 - Like this? - [laughs] Like this. 187 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,505 [accent] Like this? 188 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:08,708 By George, I think she's got it. 189 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:14,981 [both] Delightful. 190 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,749 [both chuckling] 191 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:20,320 Oh! Now, sweetie, tell me all about this Jesse fella. 192 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:24,224 Do I need to like him from the get-go or do I squeeze him a little? 193 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:26,859 - Well, just like him. I'll... - I know. 194 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:29,195 You will take care of all the squeezing part. 195 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,565 I'm sorry. My granddaughter adores you. 196 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,300 Can I bother you for an autograph? 197 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:37,537 - Uh, well, I... - You know, what she's trying to say 198 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:41,174 is that she's right in the middle of some private time with her grandma. 199 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,510 And I know what you're thinking. "My goodness, you're kidding. 200 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:47,780 She's much too young to be a grandma." But it is true. 201 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:51,751 Lots of water, healthy diet, and my Belly Dance Your Way To Better Buns DVD. 202 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,855 - You oughta try it. - Well, I never. 203 00:10:55,889 --> 00:11:00,093 - Clearly so. Bye-bye. - Oh! 204 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,894 Mamaw, it's just one autograph. 205 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,597 Sweetie, it's like ants at a picnic. 206 00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:07,333 You let one in, the next thing you know, you got the whole army 207 00:11:07,368 --> 00:11:10,903 crawling all up in your barracks. You know what I'm sayin'. 208 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,939 - Excuse me. - Ya see? 209 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,942 But my granddaughter's a huge fan and I hate to bother you... 210 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,810 Well, then bless your heart. Don't. 211 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,713 Mamaw. What's she's trying to say 212 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,283 is she's just not in town very often so we're trying to have quality time. 213 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,252 - I'm sure you understand. - Make sure she makes it out to Katherine. 214 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:29,289 She likes Katie, but I like Katherine and she's not here. 215 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,758 - She's not gonna sign. - She's not gonna sign? 216 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,861 - She's not gonna sign! - It's not like I don't want to sign. 217 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:38,564 - So you want to sign? - Come on, Mamaw. It's just a couple of autographs. 218 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:41,934 A couple? Miley, look around. 219 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:45,938 It's not gonna be a couple of autographs, it's gonna be the whole dang restaurant. 220 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:49,008 Yeah, but they've all got nieces or nephews or grandkids that love me. 221 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,410 - Like Katie. - Katherine. She likes Katie... 222 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,811 Not the time! 223 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,281 Mamaw, you've got to understand 224 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,517 - that the fans are part of my life. - I know that. 225 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,118 But I'm a part of your life, too. 226 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:02,422 - Of course you are, but... - I'm just a smaller part. 227 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,457 - Mamaw! - No. 228 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,759 You've made your choice. 229 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,298 Ooh! 230 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,467 Anyway, make it out to Katherine. 231 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,570 She likes Katie, but I like Katherine. So if you would make it out... 232 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,906 She knows! 233 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,074 She's gonna sign! 234 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,142 [all cheering] 235 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,600 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 236 00:12:27,634 --> 00:12:29,735 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 237 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,604 Fine! Stay in your room. 238 00:12:31,638 --> 00:12:33,272 But I think you're being childish. 239 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:36,609 [Mamaw] I'm being childish? You know what I have to say to that? 240 00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:39,178 [Mamaw blows raspberry] 241 00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:43,716 Please tell me that came from her mouth and not down south. 242 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,919 Either way, I'm not going up there and finding out. 243 00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:51,657 Day, I don't care what she says, it's not my fault. 244 00:12:51,692 --> 00:12:53,326 I know. 245 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,928 But she is still your mamaw. You gotta make this right. 246 00:12:55,963 --> 00:13:00,099 - No, I am not apologizing. - I'm not asking you to. 247 00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:03,102 OK, I'm asking you to. 248 00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,738 Dad, I'm sorry, but I didn't do anything, 249 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:08,541 and if anyone should be saying sorry, it's Mamaw. 250 00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,413 What is it with you women? 251 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:17,717 Why do you always have to be so emotional and dramatic? 252 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:21,220 A guy would never act that way. 253 00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:26,659 I am not gonna apologize to that woman! 254 00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:29,529 You hear me?! Never! 255 00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,665 Then there's my boy. 256 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,202 Son, what's going on? 257 00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:40,139 Siena is furious with me just because I told her I like her hair long! 258 00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:43,009 And you did that by telling her you wouldn't like it short, didn't you? 259 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:46,112 - How did you know that? - Well, because you're a guy, 260 00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:48,981 and when a guy opens his mouth, stupid comes out. 261 00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:52,818 Dad, I do like her hair long. So telling her that I hated short hair 262 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:55,087 was actually a very heartfelt compliment. 263 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:58,891 Kinda. 264 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:01,894 Son, with women, it's the "kinda" that kills ya. 265 00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:03,896 [whispers] Kills ya dead. 266 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:10,436 Your mama gave me this as a tenth anniversary present. 267 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,439 Look at this. This was me in my disco days. 268 00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:17,810 - Wow. - Wow! 269 00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:20,913 Me in my new wave days. 270 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:24,050 - Wow! - Oh, my! 271 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:27,086 And this was the cover 272 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,690 of my never-released Robby Ray Does Reggae. 273 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,927 Why? 274 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,731 I'm showing you this because 275 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,400 your mama hated every one of these haircuts, 276 00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:44,403 but she never told me. Why? 277 00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:47,573 Because she loved me no matter what was on top of my head. 278 00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:51,110 Oh, man, I totally don't deserve Siena. 279 00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:54,213 You guys never deserve us. 280 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,248 You're right. 281 00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:01,087 Wha...! Ow! 282 00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:03,923 Wow! Look at you! 283 00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:07,293 - Absolutely gorgeous! - No, I am not! 284 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:10,696 I was so mad at you that I got my hair cut at the first place I could find. 285 00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:14,500 - And look what he did to me! - Hey, it's not that bad. 286 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:17,503 It makes your cheek bones stand out and your ears look... 287 00:15:18,972 --> 00:15:19,972 ...prominent. 288 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,776 - Right, Lilly? - Good luck! 289 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,178 - Dad? - What she said. 290 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,686 Look, Siena, I'm sorry if I made you do this. 291 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,389 And I know it's a little late, but... 292 00:15:36,423 --> 00:15:39,025 ...I'd love you no matter what your hair looks like. 293 00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:42,361 Even this hideous mess? 294 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,501 On you, 295 00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:49,735 it's beautiful. 296 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:55,307 That's all I wanted to hear. 297 00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:58,110 Oh, thank the Lord. 298 00:15:58,178 --> 00:16:00,212 What do you mean, "Thank the Lord"? 299 00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:04,050 For giving me you. 300 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:06,485 Aw! 301 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:11,490 You're so cute when you're stupid. 302 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:14,226 I know. And I'm not even trying. 303 00:16:14,261 --> 00:16:17,897 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh ♪ 304 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:21,634 I can't believe how fabulous your house is, Miley. 305 00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:23,969 You should really see this place, Reeg. It's amazing. 306 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,938 They have a horse outside! 307 00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:28,107 He's so beautiful. When you brush him, he goes... 308 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:31,644 [flaps lips loudly] Just like you! [laughs] 309 00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:36,015 I'm kidding. I don't brush Regis. He has people for that. 310 00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:42,154 Anyway, this has been quite a year for you, lots of changes. 311 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:44,590 Yeah, it has, but, you know, I'm lucky. 312 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:48,794 I've had awesome friends and a really supportive family that has gotten me through it. 313 00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:53,132 Out of my way. Move it. Coming through. 314 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,967 Anybody make coffee? 315 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:56,202 For goodness sakes, hold it down. 316 00:16:56,269 --> 00:16:57,703 They're trying to do an interview. 317 00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:59,371 Oh, well, I'm sorry. 318 00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:02,408 You see there? At least I can say that I'm sorry 319 00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:05,544 when I've done something wrong, unlike other people. 320 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:08,981 [laughs] That's my Mamaw. 321 00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:11,083 Well, good morning to you, Mamaw. 322 00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:13,152 You're live on Regis and Kelly. 323 00:17:13,186 --> 00:17:15,221 Well, consider yourself lucky. 324 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:18,390 At least you get to be in the picture with her, Kelly. 325 00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:21,060 She's not a morning person. 326 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:22,895 Neither is Regis. 327 00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:26,899 And now he's learned how to sleep with his eyes open. It's really creepy. 328 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,002 I kid ya 'cause I love ya! 329 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:33,639 [grinder buzzing] 330 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:36,709 Ma, do you have to grind your beans right now? 331 00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,210 Well, I'm so sorry. 332 00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:40,212 Maybe I should just suck on those beans 333 00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:42,982 and then wash 'em down with some scalding hot water. 334 00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:45,351 How does that work for ya? 335 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:49,955 - I'll be right back. - Uh, but... 336 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:51,690 You're a pro, Ripa, rise to the challenge. 337 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:57,363 OK, well, back to you in the studio, Reeg! 338 00:17:57,397 --> 00:17:59,498 What do you mean "no"? 339 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:03,169 Well, I'm sorry, but that eye thing really is creepy. 340 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:09,575 - Why are you doing this? - I'm trying to get her to keep from making so much noise. 341 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:13,179 - Not you, Dad. You! - What am I doing? 342 00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:16,515 I'm just making myself a lovely cup of instant coffee 343 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:19,251 because I didn't get any tea yesterday. 344 00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:21,253 Come on, Mamaw. 345 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:24,089 The tea thing wasn't my fault. 346 00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,225 And the graduation picture wasn't my fault. 347 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,527 It's just my life now. Please cut me some slack. 348 00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:31,697 That's exactly what your daddy said when his career took off. 349 00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:35,234 And between the concerts and the videos and the tours, 350 00:18:35,268 --> 00:18:38,237 I saw him for all of three hours in the next three years. 351 00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:41,407 Come on, Ma, you're exaggerating. 352 00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:44,710 Mother's Day, 1994. 353 00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:47,179 We celebrated in an airport cafe 354 00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:49,548 because you were switching flights in Nashville. 355 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,951 And the only reason that I got three hours 356 00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:56,055 was because [sobbing] there was fog in Boston. 357 00:18:56,089 --> 00:19:00,059 - Is that true, Daddy? - Well, Mile, you gotta understand, 358 00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:04,630 when I went number one with Dr. Love Will See You Now, I was huge. 359 00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:10,035 So you will have to forgive me if cutting slack is hard for me. 360 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,171 But I do not want to spend another Mother's Day 361 00:19:12,205 --> 00:19:16,242 in an airport cafe eating chewy meatloaf and lumpy mashed potatoes. 362 00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:23,582 Uh, so Miley... [laughs] 363 00:19:23,617 --> 00:19:28,687 You ready to come back to our live national interview? Please? 364 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,224 Right after this. 365 00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:36,028 OK... 366 00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:41,267 So, Reeg, is it time for that cooking segment yet? 367 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:44,470 [sobbing] Come on! 368 00:19:51,177 --> 00:19:55,114 Fine way to treat good furniture. 369 00:19:55,148 --> 00:19:58,617 - Mamaw? - I give you people a perfectly lovely housewarming present, 370 00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:02,121 and what do you do? You dump it outdoors. 371 00:20:02,155 --> 00:20:05,457 It's outdoor furniture. 372 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:08,928 You always have to be right, don't you? 373 00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,030 Listen, Mamaw, I... 374 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:15,501 I didn't know about Mother's Day. 375 00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:19,338 But even if I did, I'm not sure that there's anything I could've done differently. 376 00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:22,341 I mean, I wanna be nice and respectful 377 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,642 to the people that come up to me. 378 00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,344 Of course you do. 379 00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:28,681 Us Stewarts raise our kids right, dang flabbit. 380 00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:33,185 You know I love you, right? 381 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:34,887 I know that. 382 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:38,023 It's just that before you let the secret out, 383 00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:41,527 you could take that wig off and me and my Miley could go off 384 00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:44,630 and do what we wanted and no one would bother us. 385 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:47,933 And I'm just afraid we're never gonna have that again. 386 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:50,869 [sighs] Well, maybe we won't. 387 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,972 Maybe we won't? 388 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:58,711 What kind of a "heartfelt, feel-good leadin' to a hug" kind of moment is that? 389 00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:02,982 Mamaw, you didn't let me finish. 390 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:07,386 Listen. Maybe from now on, 391 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,222 our private time is just gonna have to be 392 00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:14,293 a little more private. But it's still our time. 393 00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:17,629 And it'll always mean as much to me as it does to you. 394 00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:20,332 That's the moment I'm talking about. 395 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,705 Hey. 396 00:21:28,842 --> 00:21:30,709 You got room in that hug for a guilty son? 397 00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:33,679 Get on in here, you "Dr. Love". 398 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,917 Oh, my gosh, Kelly! 399 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:46,058 Seventy-four, 75, 76, 77! 400 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,860 - Uh, Kelly? - Not now! 401 00:21:47,894 --> 00:21:50,996 I'm going for my personal best! 402 00:21:51,031 --> 00:21:54,333 Like to see the girls on The View try this one. 403 00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:00,787 ♪ Tonight We're gonna get this ♪ 404 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:03,223 ♪ Tonight We're gonna get this ♪ 405 00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:05,392 ♪ Tonight, we're gonna get this ♪ 406 00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:07,127 - Hey, Mamaw! - Hey! 407 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:09,195 - Whatcha doin'? - I never did get that 408 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:12,632 graduation picture with you. So I'm about to fix that right now. 409 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:16,970 This is a little Photoshop, Mamaw style. 410 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,039 Huh. Artsy. 411 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,508 But now Lilly's dad's not in the picture. 412 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:25,145 Oh, like I need that crybaby on my mantle. 413 00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,748 - Now, this is a keeper. - [laughs] 414 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Synced By YesCool 415 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,001 www.addic7ed.com