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[Woman]
Theorizing that one could time travel
within his own lifetime,
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Dr. Sam Beckett stepped
into the Quantum Leap accelerator...
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and vanished.
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He awoke to find himself
trapped in the past,
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facing mirror images
that were not his own...
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and driven by an unknown force
to change history for the better.
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His only guide on this journey is Al,
an observer from his own time,
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who appears in the form of a hologram
that only Sam can see and hear.
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And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself
leaping from life to life,
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striving to put right
what once went wrong...
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and hoping each time
that his next leap...
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will be the leap home.
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[Woman On Speaker]
Well?
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Uh, well-w-well, what?
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What do you think?
[Clears Throat]
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Uh, could you, uh,
r-repeat that question?
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Is the size of a man's feet
related to the size
ofhis love muscle?
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Oh, boy.
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[Woman]
Should I repeat the question?
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[Sam]
N-No, don't repeat it.
I heard it just fine.
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The man's size of his foot-
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You know,
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clowns wear really big shoes.
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The guy I'm dating
has very small feet.
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Uh, well, uh,
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my feet-
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[Laughing]
Of course, why would you...
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want to know about Dr. Ruth's feet?
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But I have a friend who has-
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And-
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Could we go to the next caller, please?
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[Man]
This is Tony from Lindenhurst.
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I really dig your show.
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Thank you, Tony.
I got this problem
with my girlfriend.
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No matter where we go, she always
puts her hand on my crotch.
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Ah. Uh,
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have you tried just holding hands?
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Well, she does it when
I'm driving on the turnpike.
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Make her sit in the backseat. Next.
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What has gotten into her?
I think it's funny.
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You think balancing a spoon
on your nose is funny.
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It is.
[Woman]
I have a problem most people would envy.
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Yes? What is your problem?
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Well, I get orgasms that are
so incredible and overwhelming...
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that I end up pushing my husband
out ofbed.
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The last time,
he got all bruised and scraped.
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Is there any answer for me?
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Knee pads? Next.
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Commercial.
She's on a roll.
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I said, commercial.
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## [Soft Jazz]
We'll be right back
with Dr. Ruth Westheimer...
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after these important messages.
Are you all right, Ruth?
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Uh-huh. I'm fine.
Don't worry about me.
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[Al]
Knee pads?
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Kinky.
Eh-
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Don't question me
while we're on the air.
What's the matter with you?
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Have you been here, Al?
Listening in?
Yeah, I heard a little of it.
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I gotta get out of here fast.
Why? This sounds like
a great leap to me.
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You just sit here
and you talk about sex.
No.
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Sam, look at it
as a learning experience.
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It may sound like fun,
but it's not for me.
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They're asking some
very embarrassing questions.
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Like what?
You heard the one
about the knee pads.
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Sam, sex is not dirty.
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It's a very natural thing.
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Being frank about it
and educating your children...
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to be morally responsible
and safe...
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is better than...
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sweeping it under the rug.
[Ziggy Beeps]
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That's a pretty mature attitude,
coming from somebody like you.
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It's not coming from me.
That's coming from the real Dr. Ruth
in the waiting room.
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But you remember it
until Ziggy can figure out
why you're here.
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No, you can't leave!
You're an expert on this stuff.
You gotta help me answer these questions.
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You're doing fine.
I'm not doing fine.
You gotta stay here.
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Help me answer these questions.
Oh, hey! You know the question
about the shoe size?
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- Yeah.
- Just call me big foot.
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- [Man] We're coming back in-
- Al! Al!
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- What was that?
- I'll be ready.
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Welcome back to
Dr. Ruth's Frank Talk About Sex.
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Our next caller is Annie
from Manhattan.
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Go ahead, Annie.
You're on the air.
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[Woman]
Hi, Dr. Ruth.
Hi, Annie.
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Hi. Uh, I'm calling because
I have a problem with my boss.
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What kind of a problem?
Well, at first he was really nice.
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I'm new in town,
so he took me out for a drink after work...
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as kind of a welcome
to New York City,
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but then he started
coming on to me.
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- He wanted to have sex with me.
- What did you do?
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Well, I said no.
I keep saying no,
but he won't leave me alone.
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- He keeps calling me on the phone-
- I've got multiple orgasms on line four.
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Let her talk.
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I can't say them on the air,
but he sends me letters too,
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and I know he's been following me.
We're out in 10 seconds.
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- Let her finish.
- Annie, have you told anyone about this?
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No. I can't.
I'll lose myjob.
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We're out.
Go ahead.
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That's all the time we have
for today, Annie,
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but you can meet Dr. Ruth
in person at Cleary's Bookstore-
[Sam] Stay on the line, okay?
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Annie, did you hear me?
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[Annie]
Someone's coming. I gotta go.
Annie.
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Dr. Ruth's Frank Talk About Sex.
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Annie?
[Dial Tone]
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[Dial Tone Continues]
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Why did you cut her off?
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I left the line open.
She hung up.
I'm sorry, Dr. Ruth.
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- Doug never should have cut her off.
- I didn't cut her off.
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You think we could trace the call?
Too late now.
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- This is not my fault.
- I never said it was.
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No, you didn't have to.
Sam, let's talk.
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You two look like you could
use a little privacy, huh?
You're projecting.
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You're feeling guilty,
and you're projecting it on me.
Great. This is psychobabble, right?
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You never used to talk this way
until you started to see the shrink.
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Therapist, Doug, not shrink.
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Therapist.
Therapist.
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Al, I think I know why I'm here.
Oh?
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It's that girl who just called.
Oh, was that the call...
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from the woman who kicked
her husband out of bed when
she was having an orgasm?
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No, no. Didn't you hear
the last phone call?
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No. I must have missed it.
How could you miss it?
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I was with Dr. Ruth.
She is a sharp cookie.
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All right. The caller
said that her boss...
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was harassing her on the job
because she wouldn't
sleep with him.
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I want you to ask Ziggy
what the odds are
I'm here to help her.
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What's her name?
Annie.
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Just Annie?
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Just Annie?
Well, I didn't have time
to get her last name.
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Annie. She lives in Manhattan.
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Annie in Manhattan.
Yeah.
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[Ziggy Beeps]
Well, since there were 6,280 Annies
in Manhattan in 1984,
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don't you think
you could be just
a little more specific?
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I can't be more specific, Al,
because I don't know anything else.
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She sounded young, okay?
She sounded like she was in her 20s.
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Oh, the young-sounding Annie.
She's Annie.
She lives in Manhattan.
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I don't know any more.
I think you should just
forget Annie...
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because Ziggy says
there's a 72% chance...
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that you're here
to play with matches.
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[Together]
What?
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[Beeping]
Stinkin' thing.
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Play- Oh, ma-ma- matchmaker.
To play matchmaker.
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Matchmaker? To whom?
That makes sense,
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because Dr. Ruth loves
to play matchmaker.
W-Who, Al?
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She's made, oh,
hundreds and hundreds
of matches.
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Al. Al. Who?
Just dozens and dozens.
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Doug and Debbie.
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Doug and Debbie who?
Doug and-
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Debbie Schaefer, your producer,
and Doug Bridges, your announcer.
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They're on one week,
they're off one week-
No. No, Al.
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but Ziggy says
they should be together.
They hate each other.
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Well, every couple
has a spat now and then.
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You jerk.
Motor mouth.
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[Debbie] Pig.
[Doug]
What do you want from me?
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Nothing!
Then why did you make such
a big deal about that phone call?
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Oh, big deal, big deal.
[Door Slams]
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It's a match made in heaven.
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[Vehicle Horns Honking]
[Man]
Yo, taxi! Yo, taxi, over here!
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[No Audible Dialogue]
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[Sam]
Next, please.
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[Woman]
I can't thank you enough
for your book, Dr. Ruth.
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Oh, well, you don't
have to thank me.
No, really.
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It helped me explain things
to my daughter,
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and believe me, I'd rather
have her hear those things
from me than someone else.
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Oh, great. Next?
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Your chapter on foreplay
was so imaginative.
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That's me- uh, imaginative.
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Any other pointers?
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Uh, no. No, everything
you need to know is in here.
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I mean, everything
you need to know about...
everything.
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You know, my favorite quote
from your book is,
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"Having good sex is like getting
to Carnegie Hall:
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All it takes is practice,
practice, practice."
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Yeah, practice makes perfect.
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Okeydoke.
Could you make it out to Annie?
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I brought my own pen.
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Annie, what's your last name?
Wilkins. Annie Wilkins.
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Listen, I'm sorry
I hung up on you.
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I was at work.
You know how it is.
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The walls have ears.
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Where do you work, Annie?
At a law office.
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I'm just a secretary, but someday
I want to be a lawyer.
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That's why I came to New York.
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Now I've spoiled everything.
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No, you haven't.
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I never should have let
Jonathan take me out
after work.
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- Jonathan's your boss? '
- Yeah. I thought it was okay, you know?
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I mean, he said
he wanted to help me.
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If I knew that's what he wanted,
I never would have gone.
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- I'm so stupid.
- Now you listen to me.
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You're not stupid and you haven't
done anything wrong.
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Yeah, but I don't know how
to make him stop.
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Every time the phone rings,
my stomach turns into knots.
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I'm messing up at work.
I never know what he's
gonna do next.
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My best friend says I should quit,
but I don't want to give up.
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Tell you what.
Let me finish up here and we'll go have
a cup of coffee and we can talk.
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- I don't drink coffee.
- Okay, forget coffee. Root beer float.
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[Man]
Excuse me.
Could I get by, please?
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Uh, I have to go.
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Annie?
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[Woman]
Where's Dr. Ruth going?
I'll be right back.
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Annie? Annie!
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Wait a sec.
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Annie!
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Annie!
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An-
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[Horn Honks]
[Man]
Look out, lady. You crazy?
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Taxi!
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[Sam]
Hey, hey! Taxi!
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Taxi! Wait, taxi!
[Portal Opens]
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That guy's deaf.
He didn't hear me.
Take it easy.
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Take it easy.
It's rush hour in midtown Manhattan.
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You'll never get a taxi.
Forget about it.
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All right. Okay.
Al, I found out her name.
It's Annie Wilkins.
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[Ziggy Beeping]
And she's in big trouble.
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We don't know about that.
Look-
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No, the data on Annie Wilkins
is very sketchy.
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I gotta help her. She's in trouble.
No, you're the one that's in trouble.
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The odds on Doug and Debbie
getting back together...
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just slipped 12%.
What happened?
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They got in a fight
about whose fault it was
the last time they broke up.
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That was the fourth time they broke up.
Maybe if they break up all the time
they're not supposed to be together.
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No, Dr. Ruthie says they're perfect
for each other.
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"Ruthie"?
They never fight
about anything serious.
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One time they'll fight
because she left the bathroom a mess.
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Another time they'll get in a fight
because he doesn't call her.
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Well, if Dr. Ruth is the expert,
then why isn't she here?
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Because I guess you can do
something that she can't-
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But that's hard for me to believe...
227
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,439
because the last session
that we had together,
Dr. Ruthie raised-
228
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,946
Wait a second!
some very important
observations.
229
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,948
Wait a second.
I was very-
What?
230
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:34,315
You're having counseling sessions
with Dr. Ruth while I'm stuck
here in 1985?
231
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,287
Lookit. Ziggy says you're here
to help Doug and Debbie.
232
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,621
Unless you do something about that,
you're gonna stay stuck in 1985,
233
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,093
wearing your silly high heels
and your stupid dresses...
234
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,153
and talking to strangers
about G-spots.
235
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,367
All right. All right. Look.
236
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,926
Why did Doug and Debbie
break up?
Which time?
237
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,995
The last time.
Why don't you ask them?
238
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,099
Uh-
[Debbie]
It was about sex.
239
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,440
- [Gags]
- Are you all right?
240
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,174
- Just went down the wrong pipe.
- Mmm.
241
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:05,217
His genitals and my orgasms.
That's all he wanted to talk about.
242
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,616
Yeah, well, that's pretty much
would, uh, cover everything.
243
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,621
Eh, have you decided
what you want to eat yet?
244
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,623
You know, it's not like
I don't have them.
245
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,682
The Caesar salad looks pretty good.
246
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,024
I have never faked one in my life.
247
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,554
Linguine, maybe. Linguine, yup.
That's what I'll have.
Some linguine.
248
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,897
Do you know that Doug
actually counted them?
249
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,199
I mean, if I didn't have multiples,
forget it.
250
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,399
What does he think sex is,
a football game?
251
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,601
"And Bridges goes long.
It's between the uprights,
and it's-
252
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,236
"it's- it's a touchdown!
253
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,337
And the crowd goes wild."
[Laughs]
254
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,042
Oh, you two talking about sports?
255
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,051
In a way.
256
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,849
You didn't tell me this was
gonna be dinner for three.
257
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,652
- She didn't tell me either.
- I thought this might be
a nice opportunity...
258
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:49,387
- to put our problems aside and have
a nice, peaceful dinner together.
- Thank you.
259
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,395
Fine-As long as it's strictly business.
260
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,261
Of course it's strictly business.
She made sure of that.
261
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,496
- I did not call off our relationship.
- Just a nice, peaceful dinner.
262
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,539
- Then who did?
- He sabotaged it.
263
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,234
[Dr. Ruth]
It sounds like you sabotage...
264
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,073
all your relationships with women.
No, I do not.
265
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,740
Now-That fits, huh?
Is that better?
266
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,807
Much better.
Okay. Also-
267
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,649
We were able to reproduce
your eyeglasses.
268
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,258
That's wonderful.
269
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,557
I didn't know how handsome you are.
270
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,120
Oh, well, you're
a very charming woman.
271
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,257
Speaking of women-
272
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:32,964
Let's get back to your relationship
with women.
273
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:37,441
Why do you think
that you were married five times?
274
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,875
I like variety.
275
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,880
If you like variety,
you can do something about it.
276
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,883
You don't have to change partners.
277
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,442
You can experiment a little.
278
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,954
Experiment?
Yes.
279
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,116
I tell my clients...
280
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,389
that they can have a drawer...
281
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,657
full of toys.
282
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,167
- Toys?
- Like a new video camera.
283
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,397
That could be lots of fun.
284
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,235
Do you have
one of those video cameras?
285
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,472
We are not talking about me.
286
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,707
We are talking about you.
287
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:21,481
And I'm sorry to say,
I'm very disappointed in you, Al.
288
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,350
You're disappointed in me?
289
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,654
You say this is the future.
290
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,092
I thought by now people like you...
291
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,495
would have a healthier attitude
towards sex.
292
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,499
I have a very healthy attitude
towards sex.
293
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,628
I think you have a problem.
294
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,196
With all due respect, Dr. Ruth,
when it comes to women,
295
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,708
Al Calavicci doesn't have any problems.
296
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,211
I think you...
297
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,271
are afraid of something.
298
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,840
You're right: alimony.
299
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,852
[Giggles]
300
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,378
I think you are afraid...
301
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,391
of being abandoned.
302
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,225
- Baloney.
- You may not even be aware of it.
303
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,561
You see, the fear of abandonment...
304
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,863
stems from something...
305
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,904
that happened in your childhood.
306
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,941
When you were a child,
307
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,238
did you ever feel abandoned?
308
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,711
Well, l-
I was raised in an orphanage.
309
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,238
Aha. You see?
310
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,184
Now we are getting somewhere.
311
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:30,517
[Debbie]
That's why we never get anywhere.
312
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,682
Every time we start to get close,
you pull away.
313
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,852
- Not the last time.
- No. The last three times.
314
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,419
Debbie, I gave you a ring.
315
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,522
He gave you a ring?
316
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,363
Of course he did.
You remember.
I showed it to you.
317
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,336
How would she remember?
You only wore it
for three days.
318
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:54,508
Oh! Cherries jubilee. Yumola.
Looks a little light on the brandy.
319
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,174
Three days later you said
you had the jitters.
320
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,217
You stopped performing,
remember?
321
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,411
Oh, this sounds juicy.
322
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,285
What do you mean by "performing"?
Do I have to spell it out for you?
323
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,257
The cork on the champagne bottle
wouldn't pop.
324
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,420
Uh-huh.
The thrusters weren't thrusting.
325
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,260
Oh, really?
There was no liftoff.
326
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,266
Could we change
the subject?
No, please. Let her go ahead.
327
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,564
There's a couple in the next room
who didn't hear
about my thrusters.
328
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,433
[Al]
Not so good, Sam.
329
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,702
What am I supposed to do?
Get her a bullhorn. She can announce it
from the Chrysler Building.
330
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,972
"Doug's rocket didn't launch."
[Al]
Well, do something.
331
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,979
I think that the, uh-
332
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,777
that the problem...
333
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,783
[Imitating Dr. Ruth]
is that...
334
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,581
neither one of you want to commit.
[Debbie] That's not true.
335
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,919
- That's ridiculous.
- It's true. People who are afraid of commitment...
336
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,551
are afraid because
they don't want to get hurt.
337
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,618
See, people abandon...
338
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,629
a relationship...
[Ziggy Beeps]
339
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,688
before the relationship
abandons them.
340
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,564
Uh, your mind is merging
with Dr. Ruth, you know.
341
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,604
I don't see what that has to do
with our relationship.
342
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,434
You may not even be
aware of it.
343
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,998
Did you ever feel abandoned
as a child?
344
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,068
That's exactly what she said to me.
345
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,842
I guess so.
Yeah, I guess I did too... a little.
346
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,646
You did?
Yeah.
347
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,652
Aha! Now we
are getting somewhere.
348
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,654
She said that too.
349
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,316
[Debbie]
I guess I've been insensitive.
350
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,383
I had no idea
you were so insecure.
351
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,158
No, I'm the one who should have realized
there was a reason why you were so insecure.
352
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,995
I'm not insecure.
Admit it.
353
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,503
Things changed the second you moved in.
Oh, really? How did they change?
354
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,436
You turned into an ice princess.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
355
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,997
I think we made enough progress
for one night here.
356
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,067
I think we just slammed
into reverse.
"An ice princess"?
357
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,477
Come on. You made
the North Pole look like a tropical paradise.
358
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,277
You-You bought flannel pajamas.
359
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,341
I bought flannel pajamas
because you like to sleep...
360
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,513
with the window open
when it's 20 degrees outside.
You know what?
361
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,887
I don't know why
we're fighting about this,
because it's water under the bridge.
362
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,018
I'll water your bridge.
[Groans]
363
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,961
Debbie. Debbie.
No, let her go.
364
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,899
[Sighs]
Geez.
365
00:18:54,967 --> 00:19:00,166
This may be hard
for you to believe right now,
but she really loves you.
366
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,037
Oh, yeah, right.
No, she does.
It's just that-
367
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,872
If she didn't care so much,
she wouldn't get that upset.
I mean-
368
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,209
See, the two of you need
to get together and talk
about your feelings.
369
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,647
That was the problem
with the '80s.
370
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,209
You see we are living
in a very difficult time in history.
371
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,585
Men's roles and women's roles
are changing.
372
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,590
Dr. Ruth, I know you're trying to help,
373
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,889
- but l-I think it's a lost cause.
- Not if you care, it's not.
374
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,054
I do. l-I care about her. It's-
375
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,361
I just- I met this other girl.
376
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,231
- Huh?
- Brenda Jacobs from the Christmas party.
You remember?
377
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,897
Uh-oh. Brenda.
[Imitates Ziggy]
Sounds like trouble.
378
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,167
She's a babe.
Yeah, and so is Debbie.
379
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:39,733
Brenda Jacobs-She does the news
for a station in Buffalo.
380
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,041
It's just-
Things are simpler with Brenda.
381
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,174
- She keeps talking about the fact
that we should run away together.
- Oh, no.
382
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,241
I know.
I'm not taking her seriously or anything.
383
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:52,120
- Oh, yes, he is. He runs off with her.
- You know, I'm impulsive. Not that impulsive.
384
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,594
And it's a disaster, Sam.
She marries him because she thinks
that he can do her career some good.
385
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,960
- Of course, it's very flattering.
- Then they divorce in six months,
386
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,124
- and she marries a game show host.
- What about Debbie?
387
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,566
She goes to work
for a TVstation-
What about her?
388
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,126
and then, on her first assignment-
[Groans]
389
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,606
Oh, she blows it, Sam.
She winds up writing
for some retirement newspaper.
390
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,907
Debbie is a very special person.
You can't let her get away from you.
391
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,880
Dr. Ruth, I've told you.
We've tried everything.
392
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,948
Come on. We gotta get to the studio.
393
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,317
What for?
It's Thursday night.
You do your promos, remember?
394
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,948
Yeah. Let me get this bill here
and I'll be right with you.
395
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,460
All right. I'll get my coat.
Sam, you gotta keep working...
396
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,462
to get these lovebirds
back together.
397
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,658
I'd stay with you,
but Dr. Ruth is expecting me.
398
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,428
What?
399
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,799
She says I'm on the verge
of a major breakthrough.
400
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,464
[Portal Opens]
401
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,910
Okay, let's try it again.
402
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,783
This is Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
403
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,118
Tomorrow on Frank Talk About Sex,
we're going to discuss...
404
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,750
some common male
sexual dysfunctions-
405
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,761
[Stammering]
like premature-
406
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,763
premature e-
407
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,896
Well, we're gonna discuss a lot of things
that I'm sure will be very stimulating.
408
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,767
Uh, uplifting. Interesting.
409
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,830
And that'll be tomorrow,
410
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,876
right here on my show.
411
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,935
[Doug]
Uh, one more time.
412
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,140
No, I think that's enough of that one.
413
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,849
Not that one.
Mmm, not that one either.
414
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,410
[Doug]
I got a call for you, Dr. Ruth.
415
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,448
It's the girl who phoned in yesterday-
The, uh, one with the sex-crazed boss.
416
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,494
Yeah. Put her through.
417
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,859
[Phone Ringing]
418
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,333
Hello?
[Annie]
Dr. Ruth?
419
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,426
I'm so glad you're there.
What's wrong?
420
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,336
I heard someone outside.
I think it's him.
421
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,375
Call the police.
I'm afraid to hang up.
Just talk to me, please.
422
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,376
All right, Annie.
Where are you?
Home.
423
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,912
472 East 18th Street.
424
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,813
All right. Listen to me.
You gotta hang up the phone
and dial 911.
425
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,579
No, I don't want to hang up.
I'm scared.
426
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,677
He's gonna do something terrible.
427
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,382
He called me into his office
after I got back from the bookstore,
428
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:09,860
and he said he was gonna
teach me a lesson for talking to you.
Okay, listen.
429
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,920
Hang up the phone and call the police.
Do you hear me?
430
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,865
[Line Clicks]
Annie, do you hear me?
431
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,502
Ruth! Dr. Ruth.
432
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,567
What-
433
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,777
[Pounding]
[Sam]
Annie?
434
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,479
[Woman Chattering]
[Pounding Continues]
435
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,613
Annie? Annie?
436
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,680
[Both Coughing]
437
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,226
Open a window.
[Coughing]
438
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,228
Annie?
439
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,491
Annie. Annie.
440
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:49,966
[Moans]
I gotta get you some air.
441
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,969
[Coughing]
442
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,699
Easy. Okay.
443
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,264
Take it easy now.
Thank you. We'll be fine.
Thank you.
444
00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,401
[Coughs]
445
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,742
All right. Just relax.
Get your head back.
446
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,906
Get some air. Breathe easy.
447
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,712
That's it. Easy.
What happened?
448
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,049
Tell me everything that happened
from when you got home.
449
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,579
Everything was fine.
I mean, I was still shaky
from whatJonathan said,
450
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:15,387
but I wasn't gonna let it
get to me.
451
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,429
I changed my clothes,
and it was cold,
452
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,159
so I decided to make some tea.
453
00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,301
And then, um-
454
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,735
And then I heard something outside.
455
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:31,775
- I know it was him.
- Did you call the police like I asked you to?
456
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:35,609
No. I was going to,
but then I heard the door
start to rattle,
457
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,774
and I tried to find a place to hide,
458
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,546
and then l-
459
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,884
I don't remember.
I guess I fainted.
460
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,889
Oh, no, you didn't faint.
461
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:48,551
The gas from the stove
knocked you out.
462
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,959
What, he turned on the gas?
Yeah. Yeah.
463
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,226
Now look. Just take it easy.
Now I want you to think really hard.
464
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,893
Are you absolutely, positively sure...
465
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,562
that you lit the stove?
466
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,539
Yes, of course I did.
I mean, I've never forgotten before.
467
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,576
Yeah, but you said you heard
a noise and you were scared, right?
468
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,578
So maybe you turned on the gas,
469
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,615
but then you got distracted over here,
and then you never lit it.
470
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:13,742
No, I know I lit it.
No, I remember throwing out the match.
471
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,753
It has to be here.
472
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,919
He took it. No, I know he did.
473
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,928
He was here.
474
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,090
You don't believe me, do you?
Sure, I do.
475
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,191
The important thing is...
476
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,259
that you get away
from this man.
477
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:35,101
Okay? Before he hurts you
or you hurt yourself.
478
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,609
How can I get away?
He's my boss.
479
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,874
So what?
It's just a job. You quit.
480
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,041
I can't.
All right.
All right. You don't quit.
481
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:49,052
We'll file a complaint
against this guy,
all right?
482
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,384
I don't know.
I do.
483
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,550
Now what do you say?
I'll help you clean out
your desk in the morning.
484
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,220
Come on.
485
00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:01,755
Why would someone as famous as you
care about someone like me?
486
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:08,398
How do you think
I got to be so famous?
Hmm.
487
00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,634
Besides,
488
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:12,939
helping people is what
I do for a living.
489
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,913
Believe me, Al,
with your kind of problems,
490
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:20,247
you need lots of help.
I thought we already
solved my problems.
491
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:23,879
We identified your basic fear
of abandonment.
492
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,423
Now we have to work...
493
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,427
on getting you in touch
with your feelings,
494
00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,429
and verbalizing them.
495
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,727
We need to open you up.
496
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,235
Oh, but I'm-
I'm a very open person,
497
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:41,067
with-with verbal feelings.
498
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,404
Well, then, tell me
about your girlfriend.
499
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:50,710
Well, uh, her name is Tina.
Mm-hmm.
500
00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,773
So tell me more.
501
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,785
More about Tina?
Mm-hmm.
502
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,617
Uh, well, um-
503
00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,055
Oh, well.
[Chuckling]
504
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,719
She's got...
505
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,285
great... casabas.
506
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,763
What are these casabas?
507
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,766
Well, you know.
508
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,768
Melons.
Hmm?
509
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:16,500
Hoo-has? Honkers? Hooters?
Headlights?
510
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,510
Uh, ta-tas?
511
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:23,014
Teeters? Tweeters?
Tom-toms? Tetons?
512
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,949
Say it.
I'm trying to say it.
Uh, meatballs. Mangoes.
513
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,509
Cream pies. Cupcakes?
514
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,751
Uh, bangers? Bouncers? Bulumbas?
515
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:36,089
Al-
Bazongas?
516
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:39,494
Breasts! I said it.
517
00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:42,692
You see? It wasn't that hard.
518
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,292
Yes, it was.
So how is your sex life...
519
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,304
with Tina?
520
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:50,364
That's a very personal question.
521
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:56,142
Not for an open person like you.
Ehh-
522
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,705
[Bell Dings]
523
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:02,219
I finally feel free.
Thank you for coming with me.
524
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,221
The best way you can thank me
is by promising...
525
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,382
you'll file a complaint as soon
as you get to a new job.
526
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,392
Yeah.
Newjob?
527
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,122
Annie? What's going on?
528
00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:14,359
Uh, well, I turned in
my resignation.
529
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:17,765
I, uh- I quit.
530
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,566
You-
How can you do this to me?
531
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,905
How am I supposed to find
a substitute for you
at this late notice?
532
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,137
I don't know.
533
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,910
Cab's waiting.
534
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,007
You go ahead.
[Mumbles]
535
00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:36,451
No, you go on.
I'll talk to you
in a little while.
536
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,257
Excuse me.
537
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,385
You are Dr. Ruth Westheimer,
aren't you?
I love your show.
538
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,897
You must be Annie's boss.
How do you know Annie?
539
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:51,026
Because she came to me for advice,
because you've been sexually
harassing her on the job.
540
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:53,400
[Laughs]
You're joking, aren't you?
541
00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:55,701
This is not a joking matter,
Mr. Holmby.
542
00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:59,505
Annie's not going to file a complaint
because she's afraid of what
might happen to her career,
543
00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:02,375
but someday, someone's not
gonna roll over that easy.
544
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,881
Come on, Anita.
Anita.
545
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:10,012
Listen. I don't know what she told you,
but you've got this all backwards.
546
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:12,716
- I don't think so.
- Annie's a sweet kid.
547
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,692
I took her out for a drink once or twice,
just to be nice.
548
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,024
Yeah, well, maybe you were
a little bit too nice.
Oh, no, no.
549
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:22,089
I treated her just like she was
one of the other guys.
She got the wrong idea.
550
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:26,365
- She thought we were an item.
- That's not what she told me.
551
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,930
Yeah, of course it isn't.
When I tried to let her down easy, it got ugly.
552
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:33,774
She went crazy.
She kept calling me,
usually in the middle of the night.
553
00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:36,746
It got so bad I finally had
to change my phone number.
554
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:39,875
You can check with the phone company
about that.
555
00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,112
But Annie said you've been
following her around.
556
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,281
In fact, she was sure
that she saw you yesterday
at the bookstore.
557
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:48,484
I was buying a birthday card
for my wife.
558
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,494
You can check that out too.
559
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,429
Dr. Ruth,
I'm a happily married man.
560
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:57,332
I don't know.
Maybe drawing you into
this fantasy ofhers...
561
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,336
is the best thing
that could have happened,
562
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,770
'cause I have tried and tried
to get through to her,
563
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,331
but it obviously hasn't helped.
564
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,900
Annie's a good kid.
She's talented too.
565
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:09,742
But this is getting out of hand.
566
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:14,009
Here. Uh-
[Bell Dings]
567
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,815
If I can help,
give me a call.
568
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,879
Nice meeting you.
569
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,933
[Doug]
You're on the air.
570
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,233
[Woman]
Hi, Dr. Ruth.
This is Teri from Forest Hills.
571
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,967
[Sighs]
I'm calling 'cause I feel inadequate.
572
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:40,374
And why do you feel inadequate, Teri?
573
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,903
Well, I'm built like a boy.
I'm completely flat-chested.
574
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,974
I've been thinking
about getting breast implants.
575
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,344
Well, you know,
576
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,548
Teri, all the evidence isn't in yet...
577
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,252
about the safety of implants.
578
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,590
Well, my doctor says
they're perfectly safe.
[Portal Opens]
579
00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,187
They use silicone.
580
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,733
Well, silicone has done
a lot of good things,
581
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,269
and it's been used for a lot
of good things,
582
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:08,794
and things that have benefited
modern medicine,
583
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:10,898
but liquid silicone can leak,
584
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,502
and in some cases it can cause
severe side-effects.
585
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,513
Where is she
coming up with this?
586
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:18,845
[Teri]
But my boyfriend says
I'm not sexy.
587
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,477
Well, you know, Teri,
588
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,283
being sexy is a state of mind.
589
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:26,880
It's your body, you know,
590
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,758
not his,
so you do what's -
591
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,956
[Imitating Dr. Ruth]
right for you.
592
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,329
Promise me you'll think it over?
I promise.
593
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,527
Good.
[Doug]
Good advice from Dr. Ruth.
594
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:41,368
We'll be right back
after this short break
for News at 9:00,
595
00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,430
so don't go away.
That was very good.
596
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:47,501
You just convinced 421 women
not to have implants that would have
given them adverse reactions.
597
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,513
[Doug]
Doctor, you can take five...
598
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,913
while we run commercials
and some P.S.A.s.
599
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,917
That's very good.
Al?
600
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,919
Yeah?
Maybe this is it.
601
00:30:55,987 --> 00:31:00,083
Maybe what is what is what?
Maybe, because I've been
so embarrassed, you know?
602
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,922
About talking about sex
and having to do it
on the radio and everything,
603
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:06,088
that I haven't really realized
all the good that I could do.
604
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,759
I mean, think about this.
People really listen
to Dr. Ruth, right?
605
00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,099
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. So, maybe I could do something
about teenage pregnancy.
606
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,731
Maybe I could slow down
the spread of Al DS.
Maybe I could-
607
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,741
Sam-
Just think about it
for a second, Al.
608
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,437
Wait a second.
You're not here to save the world.
609
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,502
You're here to help some people.
610
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,447
You already changed Annie's life
by getting her to quit the job,
611
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,974
but now you gotta do something
to help Doug and Debbie.
But maybe this leap is different.
612
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,613
[Woman Announcer]
Are you worried about drunk drivers?
613
00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:33,418
Mothers Against Drunk Driving
is having...
614
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,789
an information meeting
at Saint Sebastian's -
I know we're not speaking,
615
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,158
but, uh, could you take
a look at this?
616
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,062
[Announcer Continues, Indistinct]
617
00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,259
We've gotta talk to her.
618
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:51,568
I mean, think of what I could do.
Yeah, you could throw Dr. Ruthie
right into the loony bin...
619
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,407
by acting crazy.
But I'm not gonna act crazy.
620
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,004
Dr. Ruth? Are you all right?
621
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,015
Good-bye radio.
Hello, Bellevue.
622
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:03,281
Of course. l-I'm fine.
I was just, uh, practicing.
623
00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:07,290
Because, you know,
sometimes I have trouble
pronouncing things.
624
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:09,588
- We're worried about you.
- Oh-
625
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,255
Doug told me what happened last night
when you went charging out ofhere.
626
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:15,163
And then there was that incident
at the bookstore.
627
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:17,428
Oh, well, that was just, uh,
a case of me...
628
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,335
seeing somebody stealing a book
and wanting to catch them.
629
00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:24,973
Because it was a big book-
an expensive, big book-
630
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,012
like an encyclopaedia,
kind of.
631
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,274
They're preparing your padded cell
even as we speak.
632
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,373
You know, you really haven't
been acting like yourself...
633
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,384
for the last day or two.
Yeah,
634
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:38,388
well-
Hey, look. They're talking
to each other at least.
635
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:41,857
Now's a good chance
to go and try a reconciliation.
636
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:44,895
You're right.
I have been very upset.
637
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,897
Is it something Doug did?
What?
638
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,024
No. It's something
you both did.
639
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,295
Me?
Us?
That's right.
640
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,803
No matter what
either of you say, you both care
for each other a great deal.
641
00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:57,136
Now, I want you to apologize
for the way you've been
treating each other.
642
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,676
- Good. You're making progress.
- Go on. I want you to both apologize.
643
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,735
I don't need an apologize-
It really isn't necessary-
644
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,714
Apologize. Go on.
Douglas, you first. Go.
645
00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:08,183
Okay. Um, I'm sorry.
646
00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:12,215
For what?
647
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:17,188
For acting like an idiot.
I, uh- It's been all my fault.
648
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:20,162
- No, no, it isn't. It's my fault.
- Would you let me finish my apology?
649
00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:23,928
- Sorry. Go ahead.
- [Al] Their odds of getting back together...
650
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,993
have gone up six percent.
I know this sounds crazy,
651
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:28,595
but maybe we could, uh,
forget about what happened before...
652
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,607
and start over.
653
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,939
Would you be willing to do that?
654
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,070
I would if you would.
655
00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:39,344
- This is wonderful. Keep going.
- [Man On Speaker]
Doug, there's a call on line eight.
656
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:43,353
Someone named Brenda.
She says she's a friend of yours.
657
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,879
Brenda? Not Brenda Jacobs,
the bimbo from the Christmas party?
658
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:50,018
- Uh-oh.
- Could you tell her
I'll call her back, please?
659
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,121
You told me you weren't seeing
that little tramp anymore.
660
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:58,259
- H-He's not. Tell her.
- I'm not seeing the little tramp-
her, Brenda-anymore.
661
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,600
- Then why is she calling you?
- I don't know, Debbie.
662
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,696
Just because somebody's calling me
doesn't mean I'm seeing them.
663
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,605
- Well, what does it mean then?
- Well, it-
664
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,609
[Man On Speaker]
You're on the air in 60 seconds.
665
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,748
[Groans]
[Al]
Sam, we got problems. Big problems.
666
00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:15,308
I know.
No, you don't.
Forget about Doug and Debbie.
667
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,048
- It's Annie. She's in trouble.
- You're on the air in 30 seconds.
668
00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:21,250
[Ziggy Beeping]
You told me I changed her life.
669
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,089
You did. You changed history,
but now, according to Ziggy,
670
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,893
Annie dies sometime
in the next two hours.
671
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,798
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
672
00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:39,708
[Man On Speaker]
Five, four,
673
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,972
three, two-
674
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:47,382
Hi. We're back with Frank Socks-
Frank Talk About Sex.
Uh, the doctor is in.
675
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:50,387
Sam, come on. We gotta
get out of here.
I know.
676
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:53,322
We have a caller on the line
who has a question
about erogenous zones.
677
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,226
I think instead maybe, uh,
678
00:34:57,295 --> 00:35:00,264
they'd like to hear
from you, Douglas.
679
00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:02,265
[Al]
Sam, what are you doing?
680
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:05,928
You really don't want to hear
about my erogenous zones.
Do you?
681
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,904
Well, maybe our listeners
would like to hear about your-
682
00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,100
[Imitating Dr. Ruth]
relationship with Debbie.
683
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,836
- What?
- What?
- What?
684
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,242
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have in our studio today...
685
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:19,682
two young, successful people
who are very much in love.
686
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:23,584
But they can't seem
to make things work out...
687
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:26,623
because they don't know
how to communicate.
688
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:29,159
I don't know who's doing the talking here,
you or Dr. Ruth.
689
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:31,320
- I don't either.
- Gimme that.
690
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,057
That is not true.
My communication skills are excellent.
691
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,100
Yeah, for a pit bull.
Excuse me?
692
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,795
The only time we communicate
is when you're chewing me out.
693
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:42,704
Let's hear what our callers think.
Uh, put a caller through, please.
694
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,707
You are exaggerating,
and I hate when you do that.
695
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:47,539
I said, put a caller on, please.
696
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,546
[Woman]
This is Gladys, from White Plains.
697
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,481
It sounds to me like Doug needs
positive strokes from Debbie.
698
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:56,077
Debbie, can you think
of something nice to say
to Douglas?
699
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,714
Debbie?
I like his tie.
700
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,757
Try harder, Debbie.
701
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,591
Sam, have you forgotten
Annie Wilkins?
702
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,859
I know your mind
is merging with Dr. Ruth,
but try to remember-
703
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:11,060
Annie Wilkins.
She's gonna die in two hours, remember?
I remember. I remember.
704
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,296
Okay, look.
Uh, you go check on her, Al.
705
00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:17,205
If this all works out,
I'll be out of here in five minutes.
You got it.
706
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:22,245
Oh. So how is everything
going, sweetie?
707
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:25,771
Well, you seem cheery. That's good.
Don't let that creep
get you down.
708
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,375
[Knocking]
Don't answer that.
709
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:31,182
Finish writing what you're writing there.
Don't answer it!
710
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,621
Hello, Annie.
711
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:38,086
We have to talk.
No.
712
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:41,427
Douglas, I want you to tell us
how you feel about Debbie.
713
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,764
It doesn't matter. She doesn't care.
Why should I care when you're
seeing someone else?
714
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:47,360
He's not seeing someone else.
715
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:52,068
The only reason he went out with Brenda
was because you dumped him.
716
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,077
I didn't dump him.
717
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:58,047
Okay, I guess I did.
I was afraid.
718
00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:01,107
I was afraid he'd back out,
so I backed out first.
719
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,484
That's why I backed out
the last time.
The last three times?
720
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,546
Yeah.
721
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:10,219
Douglas, tell her
how you feel about her.
722
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,092
Right now, time for the truth.
723
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:17,326
I'm crazy about you.
724
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:21,633
I always have been.
I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
725
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:25,073
I'm crazy about you too.
[Gladys] I think I wanna cry.
726
00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,474
This is better than the soaps.
727
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,973
You're not just saying this?
No!
728
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,914
Are you?
Of course not.
729
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,977
[Gladys]
Oh, honey, he means it.
This is wonderful.
730
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:40,182
Let's talk about the future.
Have you thought about kids?
731
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,694
Well, somebody better tell Brenda.
732
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,956
You have such a pretty face.
733
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,828
So soft.
Stop it.
734
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,163
Admit it. You tried every trick
in the book to get me
to notice you.
735
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,169
This is crazy.
You bet it is.
736
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:55,865
Come on, Annie.
Don't play hard to get.
737
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,170
I know what you want.
738
00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:01,837
I can see it in your eyes.
Sam, where the hell are you?
739
00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:04,176
- Don't come any closer.
- [Al] Put that down.
740
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,274
- Put it down.
- You really are a little tease,
aren't you? Come on.
741
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:10,184
Hand it to me. Come on.
742
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:13,690
[Groans, Laughs]
743
00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,522
That wasn't nice.
Then get out ofhere...
744
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,188
- or I'll do it again.
- All right. Okay.
745
00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:22,528
I'm going, all right?
Go.
746
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:26,366
Oh! Oh, no!
747
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,371
No!
748
00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:31,340
Gooshie, center me on Sam!
749
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:35,311
[Horns Honking]
[Man]
What's going on here?
750
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,904
- Isn't there another way around this?
- Wait till you hear this one.
751
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,713
My wife insists on doing the deed
at the stroke of midnight.
752
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,720
I can't stay awake that long.
753
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,985
Sam, that pervert's got Annie.
Come on. You can't just sit here.
754
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,925
You got any better ideas?
I keep telling her it's genetic.
755
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,985
I mean, my pop would nod off...
756
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:55,658
every night at 7:00 for 45 years.
What's it like up ahead?
757
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:58,668
- Gridlock.
- Clear to 42nd Street.
758
00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:00,670
All right. I'm out of here.
759
00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:02,797
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
What shall I tell my wife?
760
00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:07,071
Tell your wife that...
the early bird catches the worm.
761
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,907
[Al]
Come on!
762
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,539
Dr. Ruth, uh-
763
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,583
Wait.
[Stammering]
764
00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:16,586
- Keep the change.
- Thank you.
765
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:19,020
Keep the shoes.
766
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,024
Sam, hurry up!
Which is the quickest way?
767
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,253
That way!
768
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,695
[Woman]
What's going on?
769
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,830
[Man]
Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
770
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:41,034
[Man]
Hey!
771
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,512
[People Shouting]
772
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,914
[Whimpering]
I love strong women.
773
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:49,282
[Screams]
774
00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,015
Listen to me, all right?
775
00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,887
You stop now,
or I'm gonna call your wife.
776
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,257
I'm gonna call your wife,
and I'm gonna tell her everything.
777
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:59,592
She already knows.
778
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:03,064
Oh, no!
[Sobs]
Tell me you want it.
779
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:06,001
Tell me you want it!
Aah!
[Kick Lands]
780
00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,299
Annie!
781
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,240
- No!
- Open the door, Annie!
782
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:15,471
[Horns Honking]
783
00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:20,047
[Women Exclaiming]
784
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:24,647
Annie, you can stop playing games now.
785
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,987
Annie, you can let me in,
or I'll let myself in.
786
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,526
No! Please go away!
787
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,562
[Annie Screams]
[Glass Breaks]
788
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,621
Oh, no! Please go.
789
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,791
No, the fun's just starting,
sweetheart.
790
00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,233
[Sam] Annie?
[Jonathan]
Oh!
791
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:42,397
[Annie] I'm here.
Annie, what's the matter with you?
Stop it!
792
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,169
[Whimpering]
793
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:47,506
- Annie?
- [Jonathan] Thank God someone's here.
794
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:50,172
I didn't think
I could control her.
795
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,976
- I didn't want to hurt her.
- What a liar.
796
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,347
- What happened?
- He tried to rape her,
that's what happened.
797
00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:56,477
She called. She said she kill herself
if I didn't come here.
798
00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,954
No. That's a lie.
[Al]
You bet it is.
799
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,184
When I said I wouldn't leave my wife,
she went crazy.
800
00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:03,783
She came after me
with a kitchen knife.
801
00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:06,955
- How did her blouse get torn?
- I got the knife away from her,
but came she after me.
802
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,261
Look. Look what she did
to my hand.
803
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,825
The police are gonna have
to take a look at this.
Oh, no. Listen. I, uh-
804
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,871
I won't press charges-
805
00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:16,873
You okay?
if she promises...
806
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:19,000
Go call the police.
There's no need
for the police.
807
00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:22,102
You're not going anywhere
till the police get here.
Who the hell do you think you are?
808
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,147
[Al]
He's not who you think he is.
809
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,792
- Good flip and kick, Sam.
- Did the job.
810
00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,887
Ziggy's now saying
that Annie-
811
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,398
She goes to law school
and becomes an attorney,
812
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:46,402
and she's a pioneer
in the field of sexual harassment.
What about Doug and Debbie?
813
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:50,907
They're broadcasting their
wedding ceremony even as we speak.
How about that?
814
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,909
Unbelievable.
Okay, the police
are on their way.
815
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,741
Dr. Ruth, wh-what happened?
816
00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,747
He, uh-
817
00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,874
He must have tripped.
He tripped.
818
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,317
He's not gonna
bother you anymore.
Thank you.
819
00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:05,446
Thank you so much.
820
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,616
I'll never forget you.
821
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,625
Everything's gonna be okay.
[Woman]
Annie?
822
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,627
[Knocking]
Annie, what's going on
in there?
823
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,629
Yeah, go ahead.
824
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:18,499
[Annie]
It's all right, Mrs. Livingstone.
825
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,594
[Beeps]
So?
826
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,798
So?
Well, so?
827
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,807
Well, so? So what?
828
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,968
Why haven't you leaped?
Why haven't I leaped?
Exactly.
829
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,069
I don't know. I have no idea.
Well, ask Ziggy.
830
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:31,444
Oh.
[Beeping]
831
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,449
Uh, hey.
832
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:35,451
This has never happened before.
833
00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:37,612
What's never happened before?
Well, Ziggy says...
834
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,282
the reason
you haven't leaped is... me.
835
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,291
I don't believe that.
Neither do I.
836
00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:45,419
Ziggy says the reason
you leaped into Dr. Ruth...
837
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:48,932
- was so that she could meet me in the future.
- What for?
838
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:51,797
I don't know.
[Dr. Ruth]
What do you mean, you don't know?
839
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,803
I don't know how I feel.
840
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:57,034
You've been going out
for how long now?
841
00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:59,200
Four years?
842
00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,210
Give or take a couple of months.
843
00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:03,439
Yeah. Tina's crazy about me.
844
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:06,915
And you are crazy about her,
aren't you?
Well, no, I wouldn't say that-
845
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,009
l-I'd say l- I like her.
846
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,522
You just like her?
I like her a lot. A lot.
847
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,491
Does that mean you love her?
848
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:18,084
Uh-
849
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:21,256
It may have four letters,
but "love" is not a dirty word.
850
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:23,857
Say it.
Uh,
851
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,528
- I can't.
- Why not?
852
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,033
I said it once, long ago,
853
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,340
and once is enough.
854
00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:38,973
That must have been
one special love.
855
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:41,142
It was.
So special...
856
00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:45,120
you could never love
anyone else?
857
00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:48,386
Not like that.
Of course, not like that.
858
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,622
Who is asking you
to love everyone the same?
859
00:43:51,695 --> 00:43:54,664
People are different-
unique-
860
00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:59,226
so why shouldn't our love
for them be different?
861
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,601
This person you loved-
862
00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:04,072
It was my...
863
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:07,042
first wife, Beth.
864
00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:11,241
Did you love this Beth
more than you love Tina?
865
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,876
Yes. But it was different.
866
00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:18,888
So you love Tina different
than Beth,
867
00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,890
but you still love her?
868
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,052
Yes.
Did you hear...
869
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,494
what you just said?
870
00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:30,692
I said, I love Tina different-
I said it.
871
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,999
Maybe I tricked you into it,
but you said it.
872
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,064
Now say it again,
873
00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:40,440
and drop the "different" part.
874
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,071
That's a given.
875
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:47,883
I love Tina.
Now go tell her.
876
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:50,476
Okay. Gee, thanks, Doc.
877
00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,580
[Door Opens]
878
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,823
[Door Closes]
Next.
879
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:18,980
[Snarling]