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- Anything for the post office?
- Here.
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Miss Babcock's corporate tax returns
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must be postmarked by the 15th
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or she'll face substantial penalties.
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Today's the 16th, Niles.
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What's your point?
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Would you mail this letter to Lenny?
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You know, I can't believe you're still
writing to your first-grade pen pal.
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Why? Val wrote to hers for a long time
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until eventually he lost his appeal.
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She got tired of writing him, huh?
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No. He lost his appeal.
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They fried him at Leavenworth.
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Here you go.
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Miss Fine, this is an Easter Seal.
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- Oh, they don't look.
- Oh.
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(GRUNTING) Something smells rotten in here.
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Or dead under the house.
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Or... Maggie, I love your new perfume.
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She's trying to attract a guy.
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Who, the Orkin Man?
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Now, Brighton, be nice to your sister.
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Thank God my new girlfriend
doesn't smell like that.
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Oh, does she fold out and thumbtack
to the wall like the last one?
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Well, I think it's just fabulous.
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Now even you'll be married before me.
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Who is this little tramp that's
after your father's money?
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Well, her name's Veronica.
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I leave notes for her in third period,
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she leaves them for me in fourth.
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We've had no physical contact whatsoever.
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Well, it's working for
Michael and Lisa Marie.
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* She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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(TV PLAYING)
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Oh, Autumn, what are you doing?
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You're throwing your life away.
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And for what? That schmendrick Owen?
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Oh, this isn't even my soap.
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Oh, Summer, what are you doing?
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Throwing your life away.
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Oh, Nanny Fine.
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How can you watch those soaps?
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The plots are so...
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What's going on?
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Well, she is hopelessly in
love with her business partner,
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only he doesn't even know she exists.
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What a loser.
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Hello, Maxwell.
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Maxwell!
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Oh, I'm sorry, C.C. I
didn't notice you there.
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So what's gonna happen?
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Is she going to get this guy or
bash his British head in or what?
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Well, he asked her to work late tonight,
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and she's going to seduce him.
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So we'll find out what happens tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
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This is a soap.
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We'll be lucky if six months from now
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that coffee she's making is ready.
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Oh, C.C., what are you
doing Saturday night?
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Oh, my cousin Gee Gee needs a transfusion,
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and my blood type is the... why?
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Never mind. I just thought
we could do some work,
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but under the circumstances,
with your cousin...
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What's the rush? I mean,
they gave her six months.
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You know, if she were Jewish,
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her last name would be Iceberg.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Another letter from that pen pal of yours.
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Do I detect a strong, hideous cologne?
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Yeah, your daughter just left.
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But on the bright side, no more silverfish.
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Oh, Lenny.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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- Oh, stop doing that.
- What?
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Whenever you get a letter from Lenny,
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you make that ridiculous grin.
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No, I don't.
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You know, you never did tell me
what this Lenny chap looks like.
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Oh, I have no idea.
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We vowed never to exchange photographs,
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which is probably why he stood by me
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through my fatal attraction
with Ben and Jerry.
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Yes. I've seen those
pictures at your mother's.
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Listen, Mr. Smarty Feldman,
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he who wore a plaid skirt
to his high school graduation
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should not throw stones.
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It was a kilt.
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You say potato.
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Oh, no, I'm nauseous!
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What, Lenny broke the no-photo rule?
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No. He's coming to New York,
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and he wants to meet me for
dinner at the Russian Tea Room.
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The Russian Tea Rooms are bad
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because waiters dressed as
Cossacks give you the creeps? What?
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No.
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I'm afraid to meet Lenny because, well...
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over the years, I might have
stretched the truth a little bit.
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For instance?
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Oh, things.
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Oh, cheer up, FloJo.
Silver goes with everything.
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Are you out of your mind?
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What, no good?
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You wouldn't believe I'm
the fastest woman on Earth?
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In that outfit I would.
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You like?
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'Cause I did kind of tell him
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that I was also a little
more popular than I am.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Yes, sir!
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- You know...
- Oh, what a great audience.
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Thank you!
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You know, to me...
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to me nothing says debutante
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like a leopard-skin cocktail dress.
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What, no Oprah?
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I don't do daytime.
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Miss Fine, whatever possessed
you to make up all these things?
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What is it you're always
telling the children?
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Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day?
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All right, what is it I'm
always telling the children?
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Miss Fine works too hard. We
should send her to Club Med.
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No. To tell the truth.
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Oy, I think I told him
I was on that show, too.
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Oh, mayday, Fran.
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Veronica stayed after
school so she could meet me.
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And that's it. It's over.
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Oh, what happened?
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Well, I wrote to her and told
her I look like Brad Pitt,
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and I don't.
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B, you made up some cock-and-bull story
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just to make yourself seem better?
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I'm so surprised at you.
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What? I said I was surprised at him.
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I had to lie to Lenny.
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A guy like that's not
gonna be interested in me
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without the Olympics, Letterman, and...
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my career.
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You told him you were a nanny?
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Close.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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Oh, Niles,
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I thought I might as well give Miss
Fine a lift to the Russian Tea Rooms.
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I'm going out anyway.
Got to drop by my, uh...
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my, um, attorney's.
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Your attorney is nowhere
near the Russian Tea Room.
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Then I'll get a new one.
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Same place I'll get a butler.
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Admit it, sir.
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You're dying to get a look
at this Leonard fellow.
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Oh, Niles, as usual,
you are way off the mark.
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Do you think he still has all his hair?
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Oh, no, sir.
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You're the fairest of them all.
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Where is Miss Fine anyway?
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Oh, she's upstairs getting all farpitzed.
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What does that mean?
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You know, dressed.
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I thought that was farblondzhet.
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No, sir, that means confused.
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No, man, that's farkatke.
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Well, then, what's farshimmelt?
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I think that's her uncle.
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Oh, Miss Fine, you look beautiful.
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Oh, yeah, but I'm all farshvitzt.
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Oh, what am I so afraid of anyway?
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So I told Lenny that I'm
a little more sophisticated
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than I really am.
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Oh, God. Please let that be an eyelash.
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Yeah, it was.
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Tell me the truth.
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If you were expecting Grace Kelly,
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and I showed up, you wouldn't
be disappointed, right?
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- Literally Grace Kelly?
- Yeah.
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Well, yes.
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I believe you farkatked up, sir.
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Oh, forget it. I'm not going.
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Oh, Miss Fine, what, so
for the next 20 years,
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I have to hear about this
wonderful man you never met?
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You are going.
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As a matter of fact...
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You're going to take her yourself.
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I'm going to take you myself...
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Even though it's nowhere
near your attorney.
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Even though it's nowhere near my...
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Anyway, you're going to meet
this Lenny fellow face to face
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so you can see that he
is no better than I am.
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You are. Would you please?
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You are.
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All right, let's go.
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Wait, wait.
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Oh, I know. I'll tell him I couldn't come
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because Miss America could not fulfill
her duties and I had to jump in.
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That's good, that's good.
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No, you wrote that to
him in your last letter.
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A million Rosa Lopezes in the world,
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and we got to end up with a
domestic with total recall.
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Hello, hello.
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Ready to work?
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Maxwell?
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I'll be back in a while, C.C.
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Can you start without me?
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She can, and she has.
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Come along, Miss Fine.
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There's no reason to be so trepidatious.
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Well, I can't help it. I'm nervous.
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Oh, what if he's not as
accepting of me as you are?
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I mean, you've seen me
at my absolute worst.
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Yes, I have.
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When?
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No, I just mean your absolute
worst is absolutely lovely.
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You know, there's a
pooper-scooper law in this city.
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Come along.
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Oh, I'm going. I'm going.
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Quit pushing. Quit pushing.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, it's very sweet of you
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to sit with me until Lenny
comes, but it isn't necessary.
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I'm a grown woman. I can handle myself.
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Hello, girl sweet as pudding.
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Uh, you know, my wife was pissed,
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but I felt trapped in my old body.
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Forget it, Miss Fine.
I'm not going anywhere.
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Would you care for an aperitif?
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No, I'll just do a little
before-dinner drink.
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Two champagne cocktails, please.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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Buying drinks, how classy.
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Boy, me and Val usually just sit at the bar
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and wait for the guys next
to us to go to the bathroom,
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and then we take theirs.
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You'd drink someone else's drink?
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No! We just hold it.
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Well, you got to have a drink
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to get into the free happy-hour buffet.
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Don't you ever go out?
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Actually, I'll have you know
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I was quite the Jack-the-lad in my day.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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Everybody goes through a curiosity phase.
259
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Oh, thanks.
260
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,223
Ah, just in time.
261
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,098
Oh, I don't know why I'm so
worried about meeting Lenny anyway.
262
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,200
I mean, at least I'm not
that broad over there.
263
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,902
Would you look at her?
264
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Desperate look in her eyes,
265
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boozing it up.
266
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Oh, my God! It's me!
267
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,948
Maxwell, darling, is that you?
268
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Don't turn around.
269
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I'm yours.
270
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Tell me what you want me to do.
271
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Cluck like a chicken.
272
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,224
What?
273
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,792
It turns me on.
274
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:04,202
(IMITATING HEN CLUCKING)
275
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(SCREAMING)
276
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,927
Mr. Sheffield's been delayed.
277
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Did you think I was him?
278
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,035
If you tell anyone about this...
279
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,037
Oh, I'd never do that.
280
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We need the eggs.
281
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,115
Oh, I'll tell you, I
feel so out of place here.
282
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,050
I can't remember the last time
283
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,020
I sat on a barstool waiting to meet a guy.
284
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,890
I thought you went out last night with Val.
285
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,392
Oh, yeah. That's when it was.
286
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:08,533
Oh, would you look at those two
chippies over there checking you out?
287
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,503
You know, Mr. Sheffield,
you're not tied to me.
288
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,806
I mean, if you want to work the room...
289
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,509
No. If I get up, you might take my drink.
290
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,110
(LAUGHING)
291
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Touche.
292
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,148
You are so suave bola.
293
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,886
I bet you got some sure-fire pickup lines.
294
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,788
Well, the first one's simply,
295
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,923
"Maxwell Sheffield, Broadway producer."
296
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,693
What's the second one?
297
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,427
"How do you like your eggs?"
298
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(EXCLAIMING)
299
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,099
Mr. Sheffield.
300
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,302
I wonder what's keeping Lenny.
301
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,671
Lenny who? Oh.
302
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,907
He's half-an-hour late.
303
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,509
The suspense must be killing you.
304
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,243
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
305
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,813
I was just thinking how
nice it is to get out,
306
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,548
you know, without the kids.
307
00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,284
Maybe it's time we thought about
hiring someone to take care of... Oh.
308
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,855
Yes, Miss Fine,
309
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,925
I've often thought of
hiring a nanny myself.
310
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,295
(LAUGHING)
311
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,599
Oh, you know, Mr. Sheffield, I
have a little confession to make.
312
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,001
I'm having such a great time
just sitting here with you,
313
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,538
I don't even care if Lenny is a no-show.
314
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,340
There he is,
315
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,442
and he's gorgeous. Go home.
316
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,579
Wait. Miss Fine, how do
you even know that's him?
317
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,416
Well, we both agreed to wear a red rose.
318
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,552
He's turning around.
319
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,589
Boy, coming and going, it's still good.
320
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,056
Well, I suppose he's all right,
321
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,058
if you go for that dark, Mediterranean,
322
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,227
well-muscled-from-the-docks type.
323
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,264
What, are you jealous?
324
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,666
Well, I admit, I wish I could lift a crate
325
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,301
of rear-projection television sets,
326
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,671
but unfortunately, I have
to hire people to do that.
327
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,009
Hi, it's me!
328
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,410
Hi.
329
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,146
Well, don't be shy.
330
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,714
Give me a kiss.
331
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,954
Maxwell Sheffield.
332
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,623
David Stavros.
333
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,758
Who?
334
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,660
You're not Lenny?
335
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,864
Well, what are you wearing a red rose for?
336
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,732
I'm with the band.
337
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,237
You have some hell of a nerve!
338
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,705
Now, kiss me goodnight and get out of here.
339
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,576
Uh, Miss Fine!
340
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,246
Oh, all right.
341
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,782
Here. Jot your number down on this napkin.
342
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,684
Now get lost.
343
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,720
What do you say? You want to give
this Lenny another half-an-hour?
344
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,023
Oh, no way. The guy stood me up.
345
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,958
Boy, you'd think that he would want to meet
346
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:50,561
the first millionaire woman
astronaut who opened for Streisand.
347
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,731
Perhaps your letters intimidated him.
348
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,968
Yeah, well, if he can't
handle a strong woman...
349
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,970
Excuse me, ma'am. This was left for you.
350
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,071
Oh.
351
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,409
Oh, it's from Lenny.
352
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,779
"Dear Fran, this is my last letter.
353
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:12,083
When I came in and saw you
with that great-looking guy,
354
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,721
I knew I could never compete with him."
355
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,358
Oh, Miss Fine, I... I feel terrible.
356
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,726
You?
357
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,362
What were the odds of Lenny walking in
358
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,065
just when I was in the arms of David?
359
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,111
Niles, I don't make it a habit
of drinking with the help.
360
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,080
I've never been any help to you.
361
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,550
Exactly.
362
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,159
So, tell me, Rochester,
363
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,698
what did you do to kill
a day before I came along?
364
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,869
Well, truth be told, my
life was a little empty.
365
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,871
But now I have a hobby.
366
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,877
I loathe you.
367
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,013
I despise you.
368
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,415
Servant.
369
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,817
Trollop.
370
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,586
Bellboy.
371
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,621
Brunette.
372
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,713
Good night, Maxwell, Fanny Nine.
373
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,419
Swine.
374
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,454
Chicken.
375
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,362
Good night, people.
376
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,168
Miss Fine, how much did I
have to drink this evening?
377
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,702
Not as much as them.
378
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,606
I suppose when two
people spend as much time
379
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,008
around each other as those two,
380
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,077
something like this is bound to happen.
381
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,946
Yeah, I suppose it's inevitable.
382
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,152
Are you...
383
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,987
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
384
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,956
What are you thinking?
385
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,326
I'm thinking about...
386
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,498
taking a shower and going to bed.
387
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,803
What a coincidence.
388
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,406
I'm going to bed thinking
about you taking a shower.
389
00:21:55,556 --> 00:22:05,000
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