1 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:05,679 ("California Gurls" by Katy Perry begins) 2 00:00:05,747 --> 00:00:08,582 ♪ I know a place ♪ 3 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:13,270 ♪ where the grass is really greener. ♪ 4 00:00:13,354 --> 00:00:16,056 ♪ Warm, wet and wild. ♪ 5 00:00:16,107 --> 00:00:20,427 ♪ There must be something in the water. ♪ 6 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:23,814 ♪ You can travel the world, ♪ 7 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:28,652 ♪ but nothing comes close to the Golden Coast. ♪ 8 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,571 ♪ California gurls, ♪ 9 00:00:30,622 --> 00:00:33,073 ♪ we're undeniable. ♪ 10 00:00:33,124 --> 00:00:36,276 ♪ Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it unlocked. ♪ 11 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,128 ♪ West coast, represent. ♪ 12 00:00:38,213 --> 00:00:39,946 ♪ Now put your hands up. ♪ 13 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:44,635 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 14 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:54,428 ♪ California... ♪ 15 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:58,098 ♪ California gurls... ♪ 16 00:00:58,149 --> 00:01:00,634 (song ends) 17 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,936 I'm bored. 18 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,240 Ladies, I am at a loss. 19 00:01:06,307 --> 00:01:08,158 Brittany, please remind me 20 00:01:08,243 --> 00:01:10,477 of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map. 21 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,313 In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie 22 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,082 about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders 23 00:01:15,149 --> 00:01:17,134 called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. 24 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,318 That is correct. 25 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,320 And in the meantime, what's changed? 26 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,988 Personal grooming habits? 27 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,708 What's changed is I have completely lost interest. 28 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,511 And ladies, I blame you. 29 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:28,896 Becky... More silicone falsies. 30 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,931 Got it, Coach. 31 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:32,432 You will each enhance your bust with an additional 32 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,550 pair of chicken cutlets, 33 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,219 in an attempt to add some jiggle 34 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:39,323 to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed. 35 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:42,342 But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine 36 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,427 the Cheerios! have ever done. 37 00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:44,895 We're shoo-ins at Regionals next week, 38 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,630 and we're the favorite to win at Nationals. 39 00:01:46,698 --> 00:01:50,450 And yet I am still so very bored. 40 00:01:50,518 --> 00:01:54,738 Even things I used to think were hilarious... 41 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,323 Case in point. 42 00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:59,042 Sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. 43 00:01:59,127 --> 00:02:00,878 (sighs) 44 00:02:00,962 --> 00:02:02,963 Now slap Brittany. 45 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:05,048 See? Not even a chuckle. 46 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:07,751 The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. 47 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,837 No matter how hard we try, 48 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:11,705 we can't make a routine work unless you find a way 49 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,307 to make it interesting for you. 50 00:02:13,374 --> 00:02:15,492 You have to find a way to top yourself. 51 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,011 Q, you just may have a point. 52 00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:22,499 But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. 53 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:27,867 Synced by YesCool Corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 54 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:35,562 All right, I just want to take a minute 55 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,915 to tell you guys how proud of you I am. 56 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:39,900 We didn't even have to win this game 57 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,586 to go to championship next week, but nobody took it off. 58 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,038 When we take a knee, we're gonna finish first in conference 59 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:46,373 for the first time in McKinley history. 60 00:02:46,424 --> 00:02:48,091 Football is back, bitches! 61 00:02:48,176 --> 00:02:49,626 (team agreeing) 62 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,745 Maybe we should all break out into a song after we win. 63 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,747 - Hey, shut it, Karofsky. - No fricking way. 64 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,849 I figure if I stay on you, you'll run away 65 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:56,850 like your little butt buddy Hummel. 66 00:02:56,918 --> 00:02:58,268 That's funny, Karofsky, 67 00:02:58,353 --> 00:02:59,920 how you're calling everybody gay all the time, 68 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,438 but you never seem to have a girlfriend. 69 00:03:03,608 --> 00:03:06,310 TEAMMATE: It's okay. It's okay. 70 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,945 I really hope that linebacker doesn't get the jump on me. 71 00:03:08,029 --> 00:03:11,097 I bet it would hurt like hell to get sacked by him. 72 00:03:15,119 --> 00:03:16,153 - Break! - TEAM: Break! 73 00:03:18,105 --> 00:03:19,623 All right. 74 00:03:19,707 --> 00:03:21,708 Slow left on one. 75 00:03:21,776 --> 00:03:23,493 - Ready? Break! - TEAM: Break! 76 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,212 Come on, boys. Let's go. 77 00:03:25,279 --> 00:03:26,380 (crowd cheering) 78 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,174 FINN: Down! 79 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,291 Set! 80 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,594 LINECKER: Whoo! 81 00:03:40,628 --> 00:03:43,597 (heart pounding) 82 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:45,098 (growling) 83 00:03:45,149 --> 00:03:46,600 Hut! 84 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:53,740 (whistle blowing) 85 00:03:53,808 --> 00:03:56,159 (crowd booing) 86 00:03:56,244 --> 00:03:58,812 Nice hands. 87 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:02,532 (sighs) 88 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,451 What a joke. 89 00:04:04,502 --> 00:04:06,003 What the hell happened?! 90 00:04:06,087 --> 00:04:07,621 Finn, you're the captain, talk! 91 00:04:07,672 --> 00:04:09,155 Karofsky sucks, that's what happened! 92 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,258 That's crap! Hudson's a frickin' girl 93 00:04:11,325 --> 00:04:13,460 and couldn't take a joke about his precious Glee Club. 94 00:04:13,511 --> 00:04:15,462 Because I'm sick of you guys getting down on us for it. 95 00:04:15,513 --> 00:04:17,330 We're in Glee Club. What's the big deal? 96 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,499 It's embarrassing! We're dudes! 97 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,817 Getting all hot and bothered 98 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,670 about singing a Ke$ha song? It's freakin' weird. 99 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:24,855 Yeah? Well, maybe you'll think it's cooler 100 00:04:24,939 --> 00:04:26,139 when I go all TiK ToK on your face. 101 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,274 Bring it, Puckerman. 102 00:04:27,341 --> 00:04:30,844 (clamoring) 103 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,179 That's enough! That's enough! 104 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,116 Championship game or not, I am not blocking for him. 105 00:04:37,351 --> 00:04:38,402 Get the hell out of here! 106 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:39,486 - Fine! - Go! 107 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:41,154 - Good! - Bunch of babies! 108 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,992 (school bell rings) 109 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:48,095 SUE: Dear Journal, I am in crisis. 110 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,880 Not even the can't-lose combination 111 00:04:49,947 --> 00:04:52,699 of boobs and fire can get me going anymore. 112 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,302 Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me? 113 00:04:55,369 --> 00:04:56,887 Maybe. 114 00:04:56,971 --> 00:05:00,223 Here I am, 31, and already a legend. 115 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:03,226 What do I do as a second act? 116 00:05:03,311 --> 00:05:05,762 I'm simply at a loss. Last week, 117 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,849 I even took to modifying my own flawless form 118 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,901 - just to feel something. - Wait. 119 00:05:10,985 --> 00:05:14,821 It's Syv-lester, right? Sue Syv-lester? 120 00:05:14,889 --> 00:05:16,556 How do I make things interesting again? 121 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,659 How do I get those juices flowing? 122 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:20,944 (cartoon music plays on TV) 123 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,204 That's it. 124 00:05:37,411 --> 00:05:41,765 This here is the A950. 125 00:05:41,849 --> 00:05:44,434 You say this could shoot someone across a football field? 126 00:05:44,519 --> 00:05:48,271 Several football fields, if you pack in enough explosives. 127 00:05:48,356 --> 00:05:52,192 Of course, that would be incredibly unsafe. 128 00:05:52,259 --> 00:05:55,095 See, if you want to go for more than, say, fifty yards, 129 00:05:55,146 --> 00:06:00,817 you're looking about a 70% chance of catastrophic failure. 130 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:05,038 Which is a 30% chance of catastrophic success. 131 00:06:05,106 --> 00:06:06,873 - This is the button, right? - No, no, no, no! 132 00:06:06,941 --> 00:06:09,126 (screaming) 133 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:23,173 You know, I try to make it a habit of not touching carny folk, but fella... 134 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,391 I'll take it. 135 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:25,842 You got a smaller one? 136 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,844 I'll check stock. 137 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,964 I'm back. 138 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,349 AZIMIO: So I was going through my bucket list 139 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,850 and I noticed you were the only Glee loser 140 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,735 that I haven't slushied yet. 141 00:06:35,803 --> 00:06:36,903 Damn near broke his heart. 142 00:06:36,971 --> 00:06:39,639 Well, what about the moral implications of abusing a kid in a wheelchair? 143 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:40,857 I say, equal opportunity for all. 144 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:48,999 (bell ringing) 145 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,534 This stuff between the jocks and the Glee Club 146 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,702 has been going on since I started running the club. 147 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,504 Maybe. 148 00:06:54,589 --> 00:06:56,790 It just seems like it's so much worse right now. 149 00:06:56,841 --> 00:06:59,960 I've won division championships at three different schools. 150 00:07:00,011 --> 00:07:02,546 You have to understand what winning means 151 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,680 to a community. Grades go up, 152 00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:06,833 the streets are cleaner, crime goes down. 153 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,186 It's a sense of pride, of unity. 154 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:11,138 And this school deserves that. 155 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:12,806 And you are going to get it for us. 156 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:14,841 I mean, you won almost every game this year. 157 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,226 Winning conference was easy. 158 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,812 The team we're up against for championship... 159 00:07:18,863 --> 00:07:20,197 They're much better than us. 160 00:07:20,281 --> 00:07:23,016 If you don't have the talent, you rely on the chemistry. 161 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,451 They don't have to like each other, 162 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:26,369 but they have to respect each other. 163 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:28,004 This whole thing is just so weird. 164 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:29,956 I mean, half of your starters are in my Glee Club. 165 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:31,441 I just don't know what to do. 166 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:34,094 Do you trust me? 167 00:07:34,145 --> 00:07:36,062 You're not going to try and kiss me again, are you? 168 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:38,181 If you trust me, 169 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:41,518 I think I know a way to get your team united again. 170 00:07:41,602 --> 00:07:42,519 (school bell ringing) Really fast. 171 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:44,321 Oh, my God... Artie! 172 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:47,107 It was awful. 173 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:50,443 That's it! Screw rehearsal! This ends here and now. 174 00:07:50,494 --> 00:07:52,829 We're gonna go all Thunderdome on those guys. 175 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:56,533 So this is what the ladies lounge looks like on the inside. 176 00:07:56,617 --> 00:07:57,951 This is the choir room. Now, put up your fists 177 00:07:58,002 --> 00:07:58,952 because you and I are going to do some dancing. 178 00:07:59,003 --> 00:08:01,004 No, I got this, Sam. 179 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:02,756 Coach Beiste told us to come. Where is she? 180 00:08:02,823 --> 00:08:05,491 Watch it. Everyone, have a seat. 181 00:08:05,543 --> 00:08:06,626 You, too, guys. 182 00:08:06,677 --> 00:08:08,494 All right, New Directions!, 183 00:08:08,546 --> 00:08:11,131 let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club. 184 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,432 (all shouting angrily) 185 00:08:12,499 --> 00:08:14,050 Oh, hell to the no, Mr. Shue. 186 00:08:14,135 --> 00:08:15,936 WILL: Hey! Come on! 187 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:17,470 - Guys! - Hey! 188 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:18,855 Mr. Shue, are you serious? These are the guys that made Kurt transfer. 189 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,640 And there's no way that I'm sharing the choir room 190 00:08:20,691 --> 00:08:22,025 with a known homophobe. 191 00:08:22,109 --> 00:08:23,894 I don't disagree with you guys. 192 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:25,362 But I talked to Coach Beiste about it, 193 00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:27,981 and she and I both agreed that the kind of bullying 194 00:08:28,032 --> 00:08:29,449 that David does is born out of ignorance. 195 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:32,452 Having him in here, as difficult as it may be for us, 196 00:08:32,519 --> 00:08:35,739 is an opportunity to show him and the rest of the guys 197 00:08:35,823 --> 00:08:37,040 that being in Glee Club is kind of cool... 198 00:08:37,124 --> 00:08:40,043 Find some common ground. 199 00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:41,527 All of you are going to be in this Glee Club for one week, 200 00:08:41,579 --> 00:08:43,046 no exceptions. 201 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:45,465 She's bluffing... Next week is the championship game. 202 00:08:45,532 --> 00:08:46,666 Without us, she has no team. 203 00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:48,251 With you, I have no team! 204 00:08:48,336 --> 00:08:50,670 You guys have gotta find a way to come together 205 00:08:50,721 --> 00:08:52,555 or we're going to get our asses kicked from here 206 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,507 until Tuesday finds a saddlebag full of buckwheat. 207 00:08:57,261 --> 00:08:59,379 If I have to stay, I'm not singing no show tunes. 208 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:00,981 That is the music of my oppressors. 209 00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:02,933 Do you even have any idea what we do in here? 210 00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:04,768 No. None of them do. 211 00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:06,653 We have to show them. 212 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,355 Rachel, Puck, haven't you guys been working on something? 213 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:09,823 Why don't you give it a whirl? 214 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:12,409 Fine. As offended as I am by their presence here, 215 00:09:12,493 --> 00:09:14,494 I won't let anything get in the way of a performance. 216 00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:19,416 (Lady Antebellum's "Need you Now" begins) 217 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:37,183 ♪ Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor. ♪ 218 00:09:37,251 --> 00:09:42,138 ♪ Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore. ♪ 219 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:52,732 ♪ And I wonder if I ever cross your mind. ♪ 220 00:09:52,783 --> 00:09:58,822 ♪ For me, it happens all the time. ♪ 221 00:09:58,906 --> 00:10:01,324 ♪ It's a quarter after one. ♪ 222 00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:06,913 ♪ I'm all alone, and I need you now. ♪ 223 00:10:06,964 --> 00:10:09,916 ♪ Said I wouldn't call, ♪ 224 00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:16,089 ♪ but I've lost all control and I need you now. ♪ 225 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:21,627 ♪ And I don't know how I can do without. ♪ 226 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:27,817 ♪ I just need you now. ♪ 227 00:10:31,822 --> 00:10:34,324 ♪ Another shot of whiskey. ♪ 228 00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:38,611 ♪ Can't stop looking at the door. ♪ 229 00:10:40,781 --> 00:10:46,870 ♪ Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before. ♪ 230 00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:56,596 ♪ And I wonder if I ever cross your mind. ♪ 231 00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:03,436 ♪ For me, it happens all the time. ♪ 232 00:11:03,504 --> 00:11:05,772 ♪ It's a quarter after one. ♪ 233 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:11,061 ♪ I'm all alone and I need you now. ♪ 234 00:11:11,145 --> 00:11:14,364 ♪ And I said I wouldn't call, ♪ 235 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:20,320 ♪ but I'm a little drunk, and I need you now. ♪ 236 00:11:20,371 --> 00:11:25,375 ♪ And I don't know how I can do without. ♪ 237 00:11:25,459 --> 00:11:28,059 ♪ I just need you now. ♪ 238 00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,724 (song ends) 239 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,344 (cheers and applause) 240 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:50,350 The girl with the mohawk had a really nice voice. 241 00:11:50,401 --> 00:11:52,718 Funny. Yeah, man. That's good. 242 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:55,021 WILL: Hey! (all shouting) 243 00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:56,656 Hey, get back. 244 00:11:58,492 --> 00:12:01,428 - Great first day, right? - Awesome. 245 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:02,395 Let me at that guy! 246 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,874 - Hey. - Hey. 247 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,960 We used to be best friends... 248 00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:13,694 Before I got your girlfriend pregnant, 249 00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,997 and then made out with your other girlfriend... 250 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:17,532 Yeah. 251 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,168 Anyways... I gotta be honest. 252 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:22,387 I really want to win this game, and I figure it's the only way 253 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,223 us Glee studs are ever gonna get any respect around here. 254 00:12:25,307 --> 00:12:26,558 What's your point? 255 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,943 My point is that none of that's gonna happen 256 00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:31,396 unless you and I become allies again, like 257 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,314 Maverick and Iceman at the end of Top Gun. 258 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:36,551 So why'd you sing that duet with Rachel? 259 00:12:36,602 --> 00:12:40,655 I need you to do this number with me to make Finn jealous. 260 00:12:40,723 --> 00:12:43,024 Nothing like that will ever happen again. 261 00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,159 You lead, and I got your back. 262 00:12:45,227 --> 00:12:47,939 We need to win this championship and become legends. 263 00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:56,510 Ladies, my "Sue-clear" Weapon. 264 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,567 Becky. 265 00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:03,164 Brittany... 266 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,481 Climb on up. 267 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,916 Congratulations. 268 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:09,120 You're doing this stunt for the big competition. 269 00:13:10,382 --> 00:13:12,277 I don't want to die yet. 270 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,592 At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled. 271 00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,460 Fine. 272 00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:19,208 To put your toddler, fist-sized mind at rest, 273 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,682 we'll do one final test run. 274 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:39,372 Any of you take German? 275 00:13:39,396 --> 00:13:42,554 I may have to read the owner's manual. 276 00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:48,409 Don't worry, I'll talk to Mr. Shue and take care of this. 277 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,678 (school bell ringing) 278 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,596 Sue, what the hell were you thinking? 279 00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:54,583 You cannot perform a stunt that dangerous! 280 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,052 Our insurance premium is through the roof as it is! 281 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,637 Cheerleading is a sport. 282 00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:00,355 There are dangers involved. 283 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,057 The same as when a quarterback 284 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,193 is sacked, or a hockey player is slammed up against the boards. 285 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,728 Enough, Sue. 286 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,763 There is no excuse for putting a student's life at risk. 287 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,916 I'm a taste-maker, Will. 288 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,534 I know what an audience wants. 289 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,552 You are not going to take this away from me. 290 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,154 I need this. 291 00:14:16,239 --> 00:14:19,708 This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again. 292 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,543 But the risk and danger isn't to you! 293 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,944 That's the best part. 294 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,046 Enough! It's decided. 295 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,965 You are not allowed to fire anyone 296 00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:28,783 out of that cannon without their consent! 297 00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:33,351 (door slams open) 298 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,353 (Sue panting angrily) 299 00:14:35,437 --> 00:14:36,504 Huh. 300 00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,973 (yelling) 301 00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:41,008 (operatic music playing) 302 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:49,567 It's coming out of your paycheck... Every penny of it! 303 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:56,708 (yells) 304 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,043 - Oh, God! - It's a lawsuit. 305 00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:01,028 I'm telling you, I wish you could have seen it. 306 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:01,913 (door slams) 307 00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:07,868 (operatic music playing) 308 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,240 (grunting) 309 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,091 Sort of like that. 310 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,114 (grunts) 311 00:15:23,435 --> 00:15:25,553 What the hell are you doing? 312 00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:28,449 I'm sending a message. 313 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,301 Sue Sylvester's done playing nice. 314 00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:34,672 I just got off the phone with the Ohio Cheerleading Board, 315 00:15:34,757 --> 00:15:38,009 and they accepted my request to move my regional 316 00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:40,461 to the same night as your championship game. 317 00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:42,147 Congratulations. 318 00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:45,683 You just lost your halftime show and the cheerleaders. 319 00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,544 WILL: Sue! 320 00:15:51,296 --> 00:15:54,015 (sighs) 321 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,916 What the crap are we gonna do now? 322 00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,269 WILL: I got it. 323 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:04,738 - No frickin' way! - WILL: We don't have a choice. 324 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,873 Sue pulled the Cheerios! from the game, 325 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:09,042 so if we don't do it, there's no halftime show. 326 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,460 And this is a problem because? 327 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,612 It's not a problem. It's an opportunity. 328 00:16:12,663 --> 00:16:14,614 - Opportunity to humiliate ourselves. - BEISTE: Hey! 329 00:16:14,665 --> 00:16:17,634 The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together. 330 00:16:17,718 --> 00:16:19,285 - To bring the school together. - AZIMIO: Wait... So you want us 331 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:22,172 to play the first half, change into some "sequeen" 332 00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:24,007 ball gowns, and then 333 00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:27,094 go out and do the halftime show at our own championship game? 334 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:30,514 - Yes. - It's the championship game! 335 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,099 - This is a crazy town. - Crazy. 336 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,800 - This is crazy! - What about the Cheerios! in Glee Club? 337 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,235 They have a choice. 338 00:16:35,302 --> 00:16:37,104 Us, or the Cheerios! competition. 339 00:16:37,155 --> 00:16:40,323 Well, obviously, Quinn is gonna choose the Cheerios! 340 00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,526 Well, that's not fair. You don't know what she's gonna do. 341 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,810 WILL: I think the cheerleading competition 342 00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:45,495 is gonna be a lot of fun, but if you go, 343 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,947 you're gonna miss out 344 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:49,649 on us doing the most iconic song of all time. 345 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,652 The Super Bowl of pop anthems... 346 00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,487 "Thriller." 347 00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,423 (cheers, whoops) Yeah! 348 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,458 Yeah, remember a few years ago. 349 00:16:58,509 --> 00:17:00,143 When that Philippine prison did that 350 00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:02,145 mega performance of "Thriller" and put it on YouTube? 351 00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:04,598 In the four months it took to rehearse that number, 352 00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:08,185 prisoner-on-prisoner crime dropped 80%. 353 00:17:08,269 --> 00:17:11,054 Doing that, together, as a team, 354 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,557 created a unity within that prison. 355 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,692 And that's what I'm looking to do here. 356 00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:17,027 I mean, don't get me wrong, you know... 357 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:18,528 I'm big on Michael and everything... 358 00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:20,847 But isn't that kind of what they're expecting us to do? 359 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:22,566 Which is why we're gonna mash it together 360 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,517 with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' equally spooky single 361 00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:26,536 "Heads Will Roll." 362 00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,905 (laughter, murmurs of agreement) 363 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:29,956 Who's Yeah Yeah Yeah? 364 00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:31,291 All right, New Directions!, Titans, 365 00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:34,027 we're going to Zombie Camp. 366 00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:38,804 Uh, five, six, seven, eight. 367 00:17:38,855 --> 00:17:40,889 (piano plays eerie theme) 368 00:17:46,562 --> 00:17:48,363 Time out. 369 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,946 - Time out. Time out. - Hey. Hey. 370 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,030 (whistle blows) Knock it off! 371 00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:53,081 WILL: Okay, guys. 372 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,450 It's good, but let's... put a little life into it. 373 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:56,835 But we're dead. 374 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:58,921 Then put some afterlife into it. 375 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:01,673 Get out of your heads and get into your characters, all right? 376 00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:02,958 (piano plays eerie theme) 377 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,075 Very creative. I like that. 378 00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,549 (whistle blows) 379 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,034 Five, six, seven, eight. 380 00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:10,919 (piano plays) 381 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:17,759 All right! Nice progress, guys. 382 00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,261 Now let's take a breather, and I'll see you 383 00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:20,479 in the choir room in five minutes, 384 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:21,763 for a lesson in zombie makeup. 385 00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:23,482 Makeup?!? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 386 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:24,816 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 387 00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:26,234 - Yes, yes, yes. - Hey, Dave. 388 00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,270 Talk to you for a second? 389 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:29,771 Look, I know I'm bad. 390 00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:32,657 Can you just spare me, so can we get through this? 391 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,027 That's not what I was going to say at all. 392 00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:36,227 You're actually really good. 393 00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:37,829 If you took that energy 394 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:40,231 you used bullying people and put it into this, 395 00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:42,501 you'd be one of most talented guys in the school. 396 00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:45,570 Just think about it. 397 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,994 (school bell ringing) 398 00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:50,459 (indistinct conversation) 399 00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,660 - Hey, I need to talk to you. - Can we not fight for just one day? 400 00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,095 Man, it's already hard enough 401 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,064 not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you. 402 00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:14,483 You think maybe we should do a warm-up number or something 403 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,903 before we do that big "Thriller" thing at halftime? 404 00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:20,539 You know, I figure the only way I'm gonna keep any street cred 405 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:22,157 around here after dancing around like an idiot 406 00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,709 in front of the whole school is if we kick ass at it. 407 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,711 Uh... 408 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:28,713 Yeah... Couldn't agree more. 409 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,301 (school bell ringing) 410 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:35,303 Zombie camp was funner than I expected. 411 00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,389 And the glee club together with the football team... 412 00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:39,391 it's like a double rainbow. 413 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,892 A zombie double rainbow. 414 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,177 What the hell are we gonna do? 415 00:19:42,261 --> 00:19:43,145 If we go to our cheerleading competition, 416 00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:45,013 then we miss the halftime show, 417 00:19:45,098 --> 00:19:46,515 and we're out of Glee Club. 418 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,066 I'm torn. 419 00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:50,235 - Oh, I'm not. - I'm Brittany. 420 00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:53,138 Couldn't help but overhear your conversation. 421 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,573 What were you doing in there? 422 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,443 Enjoying the eavesdropping afforded me by the Swiss-timepiece regularity 423 00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:03,248 and utter silence of my 2:00 p.m. ninja poops. 424 00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:06,651 Well, I typed these up for you ladies, 425 00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:08,703 requiring your signature, 426 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:11,506 tendering your resignation from the Glee Club. 427 00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:14,759 Oh, and Brittany, here's a note for you, 428 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,462 handwritten and in crayon from the Human Cannon, 429 00:20:17,513 --> 00:20:19,664 saying how much it misses you. 430 00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:21,183 Coach, that cannon is going to get Brittany killed. 431 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,434 Is that really worth it 432 00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:24,803 just to win a stupid national championship? 433 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:28,173 Seventh consecutive stupid national championship. 434 00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:30,659 - This is ridiculous. - You had quite a year last year, Q. 435 00:20:30,726 --> 00:20:32,861 And as I recall, you didn't have such a good time 436 00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:35,346 out of that Cheerios! uniform. 437 00:20:35,398 --> 00:20:37,399 Ladies, I am giving you the chance, right now, 438 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:41,236 to choose once and for all where your true loyalties lie. 439 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,821 Choose the Cheerios!, 440 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:46,391 or choose the Glee Club. 441 00:20:57,203 --> 00:20:58,887 How the hell could you do this? 442 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,256 Oh, don't get all up in my face, Finn. 443 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,476 - What were we supposed to do? - Uh, quit Cheerios! 444 00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:06,311 Coach Sylvester is awful to you guys. 445 00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:08,396 And don't forget who was there for you 446 00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:11,933 the last time she dumped you on your ass... Us, Glee Club. 447 00:21:12,018 --> 00:21:14,853 And you don't think that I feel awful about that? 448 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:16,554 You don't need to be a Cheerio! to be cool. 449 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:18,106 Oh, you are so naive. 450 00:21:18,191 --> 00:21:19,557 This whole school is about labels. 451 00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:22,194 Wow. I never realized you were so freakin' weak. 452 00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:24,446 - Oh. I... - What did you say? 453 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,914 - All the Cheerios! quit Glee Club. - So why are you yelling 454 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,115 at my girlfriend about it? 455 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,367 I'm yelling at her because I'm the leader of this team. 456 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,902 Well, maybe it's time for a change at the top. 457 00:21:30,953 --> 00:21:33,088 - What's that supposed to mean? - This is kind of hot, actually. 458 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,673 It means that maybe the reason 459 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:37,209 everyone hates us is because we need some new leadership. 460 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,544 Face it, you've had your feet in both worlds for a year, 461 00:21:39,595 --> 00:21:41,263 and never been able to bring them together. 462 00:21:41,347 --> 00:21:42,547 Maybe someone else could. 463 00:21:42,598 --> 00:21:44,516 - What, as in maybe you? - As in yes. 464 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,884 Well, maybe we should settle this right now. 465 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:48,220 - Bring it. - Brung. 466 00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:51,556 - Want some more of that? Huh? - Yeah. 467 00:21:51,607 --> 00:21:53,058 - You like that? Huh? - Really, guys? Really. 468 00:21:53,109 --> 00:21:55,644 Hey, hey! How many fights do I have to break up this week? 469 00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:57,779 Now calm down... 470 00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,231 And get back to Glee Club. 471 00:21:59,282 --> 00:22:01,032 Come on. 472 00:22:02,568 --> 00:22:04,703 Hope to see you there. 473 00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:08,990 (The Zombies' "She's Not There" begins) 474 00:22:09,075 --> 00:22:13,828 ♪ Well, no one told me about her. ♪ 475 00:22:13,913 --> 00:22:16,998 ♪ The way she lied. ♪ 476 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:20,635 ♪ Well, no one told me about her. ♪ 477 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,420 ♪ How many people cried. ♪ 478 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:26,675 ♪ Well, it's too late to say you're sorry. ♪ 479 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,293 ♪ How would I know? ♪ 480 00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:31,179 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 481 00:22:31,264 --> 00:22:34,649 ♪ Please don't bother trying to find her. ♪ 482 00:22:34,734 --> 00:22:37,435 ♪ She's not there. ♪ 483 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,938 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked, ♪ 484 00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:43,525 ♪ the way she acted, the color of her hair. ♪ 485 00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:45,777 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool. ♪ 486 00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:49,948 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright, but she's not there. ♪ 487 00:22:49,999 --> 00:22:52,150 (instrumental interlude) 488 00:22:58,341 --> 00:23:02,210 ♪ Well, no one told me about her. ♪ 489 00:23:02,295 --> 00:23:05,797 ♪ What could I do? ♪ 490 00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:09,884 ♪ Well, no one told me about her, ♪ 491 00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:11,970 ♪ though they all knew. ♪ 492 00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:16,024 ♪ Well, it's too late to say you're sorry. ♪ 493 00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:17,525 ♪ How would I know? ♪ 494 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:20,979 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 495 00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:23,732 ♪ Please don't bother trying to find her. ♪ 496 00:23:23,816 --> 00:23:26,401 ♪ She's not there. ♪ 497 00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:29,988 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked, ♪ 498 00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:32,207 ♪ the way she acted, the color of her hair! ♪ 499 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,525 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool. ♪ 500 00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:41,132 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright, but she's not there. ♪ 501 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,584 (song ends) 502 00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:43,835 (applause, cheering and laughing) 503 00:23:45,004 --> 00:23:45,703 WILL: Guys... 504 00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:47,022 Real good. 505 00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:50,675 Awesome! 506 00:23:50,726 --> 00:23:52,344 (applause and cheering) WILL: Seriously. 507 00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:54,679 All you football players nailing that Zombies classic 508 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,514 on the first time out. 509 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,350 I am impressed. 510 00:23:58,401 --> 00:24:00,151 (school bell rings) 511 00:24:00,219 --> 00:24:03,355 (The Zombies' "She's Not There" instrumental playing) 512 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:10,662 Appropriate outfits. 513 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:13,531 They represent the death of your guys' reign at this school. 514 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,401 How many times do we have to put you puck-heads in your place 515 00:24:16,452 --> 00:24:19,170 before you realize that football rules this school? 516 00:24:19,238 --> 00:24:21,589 Maybe, but not after you make dancing fools of yourself 517 00:24:21,674 --> 00:24:22,707 at that halftime show. 518 00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:26,127 You know it, we know it, the whole school knows it. 519 00:24:26,212 --> 00:24:27,578 They'll think different after they see it. 520 00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:28,963 It's going to be awesome. 521 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:30,682 Holy crap. They turned Karofsky gay. 522 00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:32,183 (hockey team laughing) 523 00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:33,718 What are you moose knuckles doing with those Slushees? 524 00:24:33,769 --> 00:24:35,303 Ready for the fireworks? 525 00:24:35,388 --> 00:24:36,971 It's Independence Day. 526 00:24:37,056 --> 00:24:38,223 (all groaning) 527 00:24:38,274 --> 00:24:39,557 Oh, my eyes! 528 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:40,925 It's burning! 529 00:24:40,976 --> 00:24:43,111 Just relax. It stops after a couple hours 530 00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:45,596 No frickin' way I'm letting that happen again. 531 00:24:45,648 --> 00:24:48,066 He's in the first stage of loserdom: Denial. 532 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:50,235 No! I am not a loser. 533 00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:52,036 And I don't sing and dance. 534 00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:55,290 I walk tall and carry a big stick. 535 00:24:55,374 --> 00:24:58,960 Dude, relax... This is gonna be fine. 536 00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:00,445 Yeah, of course it is. 537 00:25:00,496 --> 00:25:01,746 'Cause I'm quitting Glee Club. 538 00:25:01,797 --> 00:25:03,748 No, you're not. Fact is, 539 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:05,750 covered in ice and red dye number seven, 540 00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:08,720 you guys look more like a team than you ever have out on the field. 541 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:09,921 I don't care. I'm out. 542 00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:11,256 Then you're off the team. 543 00:25:11,307 --> 00:25:13,391 - No way. - Yeah. 544 00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:16,311 If we all quit, you barely have enough guys to play next week. 545 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:18,012 It's the championship game. 546 00:25:18,097 --> 00:25:19,130 You're not going to throw it away. 547 00:25:19,181 --> 00:25:21,683 - Try me. - FINN: Don't do this. 548 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:23,318 If we stand together, 549 00:25:23,402 --> 00:25:25,186 and we do the halftime show, we can win this game 550 00:25:25,271 --> 00:25:26,271 and be kings in this place. 551 00:25:29,808 --> 00:25:32,160 Good luck with that. 552 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,221 ♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding... ♪ 553 00:25:45,306 --> 00:25:47,039 ♪ Ding-a, ding-a, ka-ding, ding... ♪ 554 00:25:47,091 --> 00:25:49,542 ♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding... ♪ 555 00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:52,312 ♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding... ♪ 556 00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:53,596 ♪ Dink-a, dink-a, dink-a, dink-a, dink... ♪ 557 00:25:53,681 --> 00:25:56,566 ♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding... ♪ 558 00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:58,151 ♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding... ♪ 559 00:25:58,218 --> 00:26:01,654 ♪ At first, we started out real cool, ♪ 560 00:26:01,722 --> 00:26:05,158 ♪ taking me places I ain't never been. ♪ 561 00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:07,193 ♪ But now you're getting comfortable, ♪ 562 00:26:07,244 --> 00:26:08,695 ♪ ain't doing those things you did no more. ♪ 563 00:26:08,746 --> 00:26:11,030 ♪ You're slowly making me pay for things ♪ 564 00:26:11,082 --> 00:26:13,116 ♪ your money should be handling. ♪ 565 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,069 ♪ And now you ask to use my car. ♪ ♪ Car... ♪ 566 00:26:17,121 --> 00:26:19,839 ♪ Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank. ♪ 567 00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:22,175 ♪ And you have the audacity ♪ 568 00:26:22,242 --> 00:26:23,843 ♪ to even come and step to me. ♪ 569 00:26:23,911 --> 00:26:25,929 ♪ Ask to hold some money from me ♪ 570 00:26:26,013 --> 00:26:27,430 ♪ until you get your check next week. ♪ 571 00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:31,885 ♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother. ♪ 572 00:26:31,936 --> 00:26:33,252 ♪ Silly me. ♪ 573 00:26:33,304 --> 00:26:35,438 ♪ Why haven't I found another? ♪ 574 00:26:35,523 --> 00:26:37,056 ♪ A baller. ♪ 575 00:26:37,108 --> 00:26:39,359 ♪ When times get hard, I need someone to help me out, ♪ 576 00:26:39,426 --> 00:26:41,478 ♪ instead of a scrub like you ♪ 577 00:26:41,562 --> 00:26:42,979 ♪ who don't know what a man's about. ♪ 578 00:26:43,063 --> 00:26:44,898 ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ 579 00:26:44,949 --> 00:26:46,533 ♪ Can you pay my telephone bills? ♪ 580 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,984 ♪ Can you pay my automo-bills? ♪ 581 00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:49,953 ♪ If you did, then maybe we could chill. ♪ 582 00:26:50,037 --> 00:26:52,572 ♪ I don't think you do, ♪ 583 00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:56,543 ♪ so you and me are through. ♪ 584 00:26:56,610 --> 00:26:58,294 ♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding... ♪ 585 00:26:58,379 --> 00:27:02,048 ♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother. ♪ 586 00:27:02,115 --> 00:27:03,750 ♪ Silly me. ♪ 587 00:27:03,801 --> 00:27:06,219 ♪ Why haven't I found another? A baller. ♪ 588 00:27:06,286 --> 00:27:09,305 ♪ When times get hard, I need someone to help me out, ♪ 589 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:11,508 ♪ instead of a scrub like you ♪ 590 00:27:11,592 --> 00:27:13,343 ♪ who don't know what a man's about. ♪ 591 00:27:13,427 --> 00:27:15,294 ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ 592 00:27:15,346 --> 00:27:17,096 ♪ Oh, no. ♪ ♪ Can you pay my telephone bills? ♪ 593 00:27:17,148 --> 00:27:18,815 ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ ♪ Can you pay my automo-bills? ♪ 594 00:27:18,899 --> 00:27:20,132 ♪ If you did, then maybe we could chill. ♪ 595 00:27:20,184 --> 00:27:23,520 ♪ I don't think you do, no. ♪ 596 00:27:23,604 --> 00:27:27,139 ♪ So you and me are through. ♪ 597 00:27:27,191 --> 00:27:28,107 ♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding... ♪ 598 00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:31,327 ♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother. ♪ 599 00:27:31,412 --> 00:27:33,479 ♪ Oh silly me. ♪ 600 00:27:33,531 --> 00:27:35,114 ♪ Why haven't I found another? ♪ 601 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:39,318 ♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother. ♪ 602 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:40,820 ♪ Oh, silly me. ♪ 603 00:27:40,871 --> 00:27:43,339 ♪ Why haven't I found another? ♪ 604 00:27:43,424 --> 00:27:44,874 ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ 605 00:27:44,959 --> 00:27:46,125 ♪ Can you pay my telephone bills? ♪ 606 00:27:46,177 --> 00:27:47,927 ♪ Can you pay my automo-bills? ♪ 607 00:27:47,995 --> 00:27:49,495 ♪ Pay my telephone, telephone bills. ♪ 608 00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:50,713 ♪ If you did, then maybe we could chill. ♪ 609 00:27:50,798 --> 00:27:52,849 ♪ I don't think you do, ♪ 610 00:27:52,933 --> 00:27:56,886 ♪ so you and me are through. ♪ 611 00:27:56,971 --> 00:27:58,521 ♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding... ♪ 612 00:27:58,606 --> 00:28:00,506 ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 613 00:28:00,558 --> 00:28:02,308 ♪ Can you pay my telephone bills? ♪ 614 00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,860 ♪ Can you pay my automo-bills? ♪ ♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪ 615 00:28:03,884 --> 00:28:05,516 ♪ If you did, then maybe we could chill. ♪ 616 00:28:05,528 --> 00:28:06,646 ♪ Oh, said... ♪ 617 00:28:06,697 --> 00:28:08,615 ♪ I don't think you do... ♪ I don't think you do, no, no... ♪ 618 00:28:08,682 --> 00:28:11,517 ♪ So you and me are through. ♪ 619 00:28:11,569 --> 00:28:13,786 Guys, I'd say we're ready for Regionals. 620 00:28:13,854 --> 00:28:16,322 (all cheering) 621 00:28:18,409 --> 00:28:20,860 - Medium drip. - BLAINE: Me. Thank you very much. 622 00:28:22,696 --> 00:28:24,196 Now, I don't want to sound cocky or anything, 623 00:28:24,248 --> 00:28:26,699 but you guys better be pulling out all the stops for Regionals, 624 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:29,219 because the number we just rehearsed is so off-the-hook, 625 00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:30,386 it's dangerous. 626 00:28:30,471 --> 00:28:31,754 KURT: Seriously. People should wear 627 00:28:31,839 --> 00:28:32,839 protective headgear when they're watching it. 628 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:35,625 Guys, we're kidding. 629 00:28:35,693 --> 00:28:37,260 Yeah, well, it's just hard to laugh right now 630 00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:38,428 with everything going on at McKinley. 631 00:28:38,512 --> 00:28:41,213 I mean, look at us, the stars of two rival show choirs 632 00:28:41,265 --> 00:28:43,433 sitting down to coffee... Our school is so messed up, 633 00:28:43,517 --> 00:28:45,068 we can't even keep our own football team together. 634 00:28:45,152 --> 00:28:46,436 RACHEL: It's so sad, you guys. 635 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,820 Coach Beiste and Mr. Shue were so close 636 00:28:47,888 --> 00:28:49,388 to getting everyone at the school together. 637 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,057 Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? 638 00:28:51,108 --> 00:28:52,408 I mean, we live together. 639 00:28:52,476 --> 00:28:54,444 Mean, I bring him a glass of warm milk every night, 640 00:28:54,528 --> 00:28:55,828 just in the hopes that we'll have a little lady-chat. 641 00:28:55,896 --> 00:28:57,080 Warm milk? Really? 642 00:28:57,164 --> 00:28:58,164 It's delicious. 643 00:28:58,231 --> 00:28:59,899 Finn's too proud to complain. 644 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,734 He feels like he has to be strong for everyone, 645 00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:03,336 but I know it's just killing him inside. 646 00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:04,587 I hope he realizes 647 00:29:04,672 --> 00:29:06,339 that, you know, if he and I were still together, 648 00:29:06,406 --> 00:29:07,840 I could make him feel a lot better, you know. 649 00:29:07,908 --> 00:29:09,208 Let it go, Rachel. 650 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,094 I... 651 00:29:11,178 --> 00:29:13,930 I just wish that there was a way that we could help. 652 00:29:13,998 --> 00:29:15,298 - That's all. - Yeah. 653 00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:16,349 And the worst part is how bummed the guys are. 654 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:19,469 I mean, they already suffer enough abuse just being in Glee. 655 00:29:19,553 --> 00:29:21,087 I really think winning the game could have eased 656 00:29:21,138 --> 00:29:22,639 some of the pressure, at least for a little while. 657 00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:24,274 Wait, so the whole team quit? 658 00:29:24,358 --> 00:29:25,758 Everybody not in Glee. 659 00:29:25,809 --> 00:29:27,259 I mean, you can't play football with five guys. 660 00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,028 And one of them is in a wheelchair. 661 00:29:29,096 --> 00:29:30,955 Yeah, Coach Beiste put up a sign-up sheet for people to join. 662 00:29:30,967 --> 00:29:32,231 I think they'll take anyone at this point. 663 00:29:32,283 --> 00:29:34,784 Well, the good news is, you actually only need four more guys. 664 00:29:34,868 --> 00:29:37,020 High school regulations actually let you 665 00:29:37,087 --> 00:29:39,405 play a couple guys short, if you want to. 666 00:29:39,456 --> 00:29:42,108 But if they figure out a way to make it work, 667 00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:43,409 you can bet that we'll definitely be there 668 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,961 - to cheer them on. - Totally. 669 00:29:45,045 --> 00:29:47,130 Blaine and I love football. 670 00:29:47,214 --> 00:29:48,798 Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves. 671 00:29:48,882 --> 00:29:49,749 (school bell ringing) 672 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,173 I cut thirty guys when we had tryouts at the beginning of the season. 673 00:29:57,257 --> 00:29:59,892 You're telling me not one of those guys wants to play? 674 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,728 It's like crossing a picket line. 675 00:30:01,795 --> 00:30:03,563 Nobody wants to be a scab. 676 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:05,765 I guess we should go break it to them. 677 00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:08,935 Why can't we just let them back on the team, just for this game? 678 00:30:08,986 --> 00:30:10,970 No. We carry this thing through, 679 00:30:11,021 --> 00:30:13,239 even if it means having to forfeit the game. 680 00:30:13,306 --> 00:30:14,357 I can't believe this is it. 681 00:30:19,813 --> 00:30:21,164 Maybe it isn't. 682 00:30:25,986 --> 00:30:27,420 We want to join the team. 683 00:30:27,487 --> 00:30:31,007 - "We," who? - All of us Glee girls. 684 00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:35,545 We want to join the football team, and we want to play in the championship. 685 00:30:35,612 --> 00:30:36,662 Come on, guys. Stop screwing around. 686 00:30:36,714 --> 00:30:37,930 It's not cool. 687 00:30:37,998 --> 00:30:39,465 What's not cool is you guys 688 00:30:39,516 --> 00:30:40,833 not respecting women enough to realize 689 00:30:40,884 --> 00:30:42,685 we're perfectly capable of playing football. 690 00:30:42,803 --> 00:30:45,171 And don't forget who the state champ in Greco-Roman wrestling is. 691 00:30:45,222 --> 00:30:47,640 I've got offers from three different 692 00:30:47,691 --> 00:30:50,943 professional wrestling organizations for after I graduate, so... 693 00:30:51,011 --> 00:30:53,229 Rachel, have you actually seen a tackle football game? 694 00:30:53,313 --> 00:30:55,031 When they tackle you, it hurts. 695 00:30:55,115 --> 00:30:56,649 Yeah. And not in the good, Mellencamp way. 696 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,867 We thought about that. But the truth is, 697 00:30:57,951 --> 00:30:59,769 is that you guys don't really need us to play. 698 00:30:59,837 --> 00:31:02,321 You just need enough players out there to field a regulation team. 699 00:31:02,373 --> 00:31:03,523 So when they snap the ball, 700 00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:04,657 we're just going to lie down on the ground. 701 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:05,691 We're just going to lie there. 702 00:31:05,743 --> 00:31:07,210 LAUREN: Well, I'm not. 703 00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:08,461 I'm going to bring the pain. 704 00:31:08,528 --> 00:31:11,831 I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down. 705 00:31:11,882 --> 00:31:14,217 WILL: Okay, what do your parents have to say about this? 706 00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:16,135 We all have signed permission slips from them. 707 00:31:16,203 --> 00:31:18,421 It took some convincing, but they understood 708 00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:19,806 what it means to all of us. 709 00:31:19,873 --> 00:31:22,341 What do you think, Coach? 710 00:31:22,393 --> 00:31:23,543 I think... 711 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,878 (papers rustling) 712 00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,880 Welcome to the football team. 713 00:31:27,931 --> 00:31:29,015 Yes! 714 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:30,683 (all cheering) 715 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:32,602 Football team, football team. 716 00:31:32,686 --> 00:31:33,853 High five, teammate. 717 00:31:33,904 --> 00:31:35,888 I just don't want to die. 718 00:31:35,939 --> 00:31:37,389 You don't climb in that cannon, 719 00:31:37,441 --> 00:31:40,276 and that routine will be all "boom boom," and no "pow." 720 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,747 And that, Brittany, is so 2000 and late. 721 00:31:44,832 --> 00:31:47,166 Here's your consent form. 722 00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:49,252 And as you ponder your decision, 723 00:31:49,336 --> 00:31:51,788 I ask that you remember that that cannon 724 00:31:51,872 --> 00:31:54,073 has two little baby twin cannons at home, 725 00:31:54,124 --> 00:31:56,092 and one more on the way. 726 00:31:56,176 --> 00:31:58,911 And if you refuse to sign this, 727 00:31:58,962 --> 00:32:02,799 well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry. 728 00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,551 Baby cannons? 729 00:32:05,602 --> 00:32:09,195 And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia, so she can't work. 730 00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:13,526 Do you want us to win, or don't you? 731 00:32:21,068 --> 00:32:22,685 How many M's are there in the letter "R"? 732 00:32:22,753 --> 00:32:23,903 Make an "X." 733 00:32:37,245 --> 00:32:38,445 It's not too late. 734 00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:40,698 To commit social suicide? 735 00:32:40,749 --> 00:32:42,783 How the hell you going to play with five guys, huh? 736 00:32:48,707 --> 00:32:51,792 You have got to be kidding me. 737 00:32:51,877 --> 00:32:53,511 What the hell are they doing? 738 00:32:56,264 --> 00:32:58,549 What you don't have the balls to do. 739 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:01,886 Stupid. 740 00:33:01,937 --> 00:33:03,771 (cheering, whooping) 741 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:13,430 Are you ready for this? 742 00:33:13,481 --> 00:33:14,615 Let's kick some ass! 743 00:33:14,699 --> 00:33:16,567 (all cheering) 744 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:19,954 (blows whistle) 745 00:33:20,038 --> 00:33:22,406 Punch and Judy on one. Ready? Break! 746 00:33:22,457 --> 00:33:23,958 - PUCK: Break. - MERCEDES: Who's Judy? 747 00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:24,875 Let's go! 748 00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:27,378 Where do I go? 749 00:33:27,445 --> 00:33:28,579 Stand right there. 750 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,580 What do I do? 751 00:33:36,588 --> 00:33:37,838 You're gonna die. 752 00:33:39,307 --> 00:33:40,224 Blue 42! 753 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,476 Blue 42! Down! 754 00:33:42,561 --> 00:33:43,677 Set! Hike! 755 00:33:43,762 --> 00:33:46,397 (yelling) 756 00:33:50,151 --> 00:33:51,569 (whistle blows) 757 00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:56,273 Damn it. 758 00:33:56,324 --> 00:33:58,158 (whistle blows) 759 00:33:58,243 --> 00:33:59,643 (fans groaning) 760 00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:04,231 - What happened? - What happened? 761 00:34:07,953 --> 00:34:09,820 (fans booing) 762 00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:12,423 All right. How's everyone doing? 763 00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:14,658 Kill me now, I'm gonna die. 764 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,827 Is anyone else tired of lying down all the time? 765 00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,161 I want to play. 766 00:34:18,213 --> 00:34:19,930 Just don't get ahead of yourself, okay? 767 00:34:19,998 --> 00:34:21,966 Ready? Break. 768 00:34:22,017 --> 00:34:23,384 All right, guys. Let's go! 769 00:34:25,437 --> 00:34:26,937 Down! 770 00:34:27,005 --> 00:34:28,005 Blitz. Blitz. Watch. 771 00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:29,056 Set! 772 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:30,190 Hike! 773 00:34:34,613 --> 00:34:35,813 Get the ball! 774 00:34:38,066 --> 00:34:40,183 Get the ball! Get the ball! 775 00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:41,285 Come on! Get it! Get it! 776 00:34:43,354 --> 00:34:45,372 Go, go, go, go! 777 00:34:45,457 --> 00:34:46,407 (cheering) 778 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,127 Go, go! Go! Go, go, go! 779 00:34:53,999 --> 00:34:54,915 (whistle blows) 780 00:34:58,753 --> 00:34:59,720 Go! 781 00:34:59,804 --> 00:35:02,089 Tina? 782 00:35:02,173 --> 00:35:04,475 Oh, no. 783 00:35:08,647 --> 00:35:09,763 Is she breathing? 784 00:35:15,854 --> 00:35:17,621 Did we win? 785 00:35:21,943 --> 00:35:25,162 (fans cheering, applauding) 786 00:35:31,402 --> 00:35:32,870 FINN: We're still in this. 787 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:35,005 Give it up, Finn. Our only shot at redemption 788 00:35:35,073 --> 00:35:36,757 right now is to kick butt at the halftime show. 789 00:35:36,841 --> 00:35:38,876 Sam! 790 00:35:40,378 --> 00:35:41,912 Come here. 791 00:35:41,963 --> 00:35:43,931 I need you to play quarterback for the rest of the half. 792 00:35:44,015 --> 00:35:45,132 Okay. 793 00:35:45,216 --> 00:35:46,684 Puck, when the half ends, 794 00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:48,085 you gotta go convince Karofsky and the rest of the guys 795 00:35:48,153 --> 00:35:49,303 to do the halftime show with us. 796 00:35:49,387 --> 00:35:51,605 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 797 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:52,856 Figure it out. 798 00:35:52,924 --> 00:35:54,725 You're my wing-man, right? 799 00:35:54,776 --> 00:35:56,694 I got tone, Mav. 800 00:35:56,761 --> 00:35:58,962 Where are you going? 801 00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:00,564 Can't have a halftime show without cheerleaders. 802 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,109 I'm gonna die. 803 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,211 It'll be worth it. 804 00:36:14,278 --> 00:36:15,996 FINN: Hey! 805 00:36:17,382 --> 00:36:18,882 What are you doing here? 806 00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:20,367 Stopping you from going to Sue's Regionals competition. 807 00:36:20,435 --> 00:36:22,169 You guys got to come to the game with me. 808 00:36:22,253 --> 00:36:24,254 Haven't you been paying attention? 809 00:36:24,305 --> 00:36:26,123 If we're not Cheerios!, we're nothing. 810 00:36:26,174 --> 00:36:27,341 You think that, but it's not true. 811 00:36:27,425 --> 00:36:30,227 You joined Cheerios! to be popular, 812 00:36:30,294 --> 00:36:32,479 but you joined Glee Club because you loved it. 813 00:36:32,564 --> 00:36:34,832 Sue doesn't care about you guys. 814 00:36:34,899 --> 00:36:36,400 She's fine killing Brittany. 815 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,851 Tell me honestly. 816 00:36:37,936 --> 00:36:39,970 If you didn't think it would hurt your reputation, 817 00:36:40,021 --> 00:36:41,138 which would you choose? 818 00:36:41,189 --> 00:36:42,523 Glee Club. 819 00:36:44,692 --> 00:36:46,744 I know you, 820 00:36:46,811 --> 00:36:48,695 and you don't think you are, 821 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:51,198 but you're strong enough to do this. 822 00:36:53,401 --> 00:36:55,318 Okay. 823 00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:57,921 Okay? 824 00:36:57,989 --> 00:36:59,173 Okay. 825 00:36:59,257 --> 00:37:01,125 What about you, Santana? 826 00:37:01,176 --> 00:37:04,261 Screw her... She put me on the bottom of the pyramid. 827 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:05,462 Come on, we've only got a few minutes. 828 00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:07,347 No time for a foursome, ladies. 829 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:09,349 Bus leaves in five. 830 00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:11,718 We quit Cheerios! 831 00:37:11,803 --> 00:37:13,020 You can't quit Cheerios! 832 00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:14,721 It's blood in, blood out. 833 00:37:14,806 --> 00:37:17,024 Now get your sweet little cans on that bus. 834 00:37:17,108 --> 00:37:18,859 We still quit. 835 00:37:18,943 --> 00:37:21,278 You're my stars. 836 00:37:21,345 --> 00:37:24,031 If you leave, I have no performance! 837 00:37:24,115 --> 00:37:25,983 Sucks for you. 838 00:37:35,326 --> 00:37:37,244 Looking good out there, Puck. 839 00:37:37,328 --> 00:37:39,163 You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky. 840 00:37:39,214 --> 00:37:40,964 I don't want to hear it from any of you. 841 00:37:41,032 --> 00:37:42,332 You're all a bunch of cowards. 842 00:37:42,383 --> 00:37:43,750 Coward losers. 843 00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:45,869 Yeah, you're the only loser losing this game. 844 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,921 You know, this is it. 845 00:37:48,006 --> 00:37:50,057 This is the moment of our lives. 846 00:37:50,141 --> 00:37:52,375 This is the one we can actually look back 847 00:37:52,427 --> 00:37:53,710 and tell our children about. 848 00:37:53,761 --> 00:37:56,546 This is our moment to actually win something, 849 00:37:56,598 --> 00:37:58,899 and you guys are sitting in the damn stands! 850 00:38:00,235 --> 00:38:01,768 I mean, you're so afraid 851 00:38:01,853 --> 00:38:03,520 of being called geeks or losers or gay, 852 00:38:03,571 --> 00:38:06,556 that you settle for being nothing. 853 00:38:07,826 --> 00:38:09,576 Well, we still have a whole half to play. 854 00:38:09,661 --> 00:38:11,394 And wean win this, guys, I know it. 855 00:38:11,446 --> 00:38:12,646 What's the point, man? 856 00:38:12,714 --> 00:38:14,364 Beiste isn't going to let us play. 857 00:38:14,415 --> 00:38:19,569 She will if you come out and perform at the halftime show. 858 00:38:19,621 --> 00:38:21,404 I'm in. 859 00:38:21,456 --> 00:38:23,340 - Me, too. - No way. 860 00:38:23,407 --> 00:38:25,792 Come on, man, I really want to win this game. 861 00:38:25,877 --> 00:38:27,678 It would mean so much to my dad, man. 862 00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:29,680 Forget it, okay? Glee Club sucks. 863 00:38:29,747 --> 00:38:31,081 Fine, Karofsky's out. Whatever. 864 00:38:31,132 --> 00:38:33,050 But the rest of you need to get in your zombie makeup 865 00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:34,935 and hit the field toot sweet. 866 00:38:35,019 --> 00:38:36,637 Come on, let's go! 867 00:38:36,721 --> 00:38:38,222 Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Let's do this! 868 00:38:50,485 --> 00:38:52,486 ("Off With Your Head"/"Thriller" mash-up begins) 869 00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:55,772 ♪ Off with your head. ♪ 870 00:38:55,823 --> 00:38:58,575 ♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead. ♪ 871 00:38:58,626 --> 00:39:03,463 ♪ Off, off, off, off with your head. ♪ 872 00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:06,500 ♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead. ♪ 873 00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:09,803 ♪ Off, off, off, off with your head. ♪ 874 00:39:09,888 --> 00:39:11,638 ♪ It's close to midnight... ♪ 875 00:39:11,723 --> 00:39:16,009 ♪ And something evil's lurking in the dark. ♪ 876 00:39:16,094 --> 00:39:19,730 ♪ Under the moonlight, ♪ 877 00:39:19,797 --> 00:39:21,899 ♪ you see a sight that almost stops your heart. ♪ 878 00:39:21,966 --> 00:39:25,468 ♪ You try to scream, ♪ 879 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,355 ♪ but terror takes the sound before you make it. ♪ 880 00:39:28,439 --> 00:39:30,657 ♪ Heads will roll... Heads will roll... ♪ 881 00:39:30,742 --> 00:39:32,693 ♪ You start to freeze ♪ 882 00:39:32,777 --> 00:39:35,529 ♪ as horror looks you right between the eyes. ♪ 883 00:39:35,613 --> 00:39:38,865 ♪ You're paralyzed. ♪ 884 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,667 (cheering) ♪ 'Cause this is thriller, ♪ 885 00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:43,170 ♪ thriller night! ♪ 886 00:39:43,254 --> 00:39:46,790 ♪ And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike. ♪ 887 00:39:46,841 --> 00:39:51,161 ♪ You know it's thriller, thriller night! ♪ 888 00:39:51,212 --> 00:39:55,432 ♪ You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller, ♪ 889 00:39:55,499 --> 00:39:56,850 ♪ Tonight! ♪ ♪ Off with your head... ♪ 890 00:39:56,935 --> 00:40:00,503 ♪ Just dance, dance, dance till you're dead. ♪ 891 00:40:00,555 --> 00:40:02,172 (howling) 892 00:40:02,223 --> 00:40:03,506 ♪ Off, off, off, off with your head! ♪ 893 00:40:03,558 --> 00:40:05,525 (howling) 894 00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:07,394 ♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead! ♪ 895 00:40:07,478 --> 00:40:08,946 (howling) 896 00:40:09,013 --> 00:40:10,147 ♪ Thriller tonight! ♪ 897 00:40:10,198 --> 00:40:13,817 Darkness falls across the land. 898 00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:18,405 The midnight hour is close at hand. 899 00:40:18,489 --> 00:40:21,825 Creatures crawl in search of blood. 900 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:25,712 To terrorize y'all's neighborhood. 901 00:40:25,797 --> 00:40:30,200 ♪ Off with your head... ♪ And though you fight to stay alive, 902 00:40:30,251 --> 00:40:33,971 your body starts to shiver. ♪ Dance till you're dead! ♪ 903 00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:36,223 For no mere mortal can resist... ♪ Heads will roll... ♪ 904 00:40:36,307 --> 00:40:40,844 ♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll. ♪ the evil of the thriller. 905 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:49,186 (applause and cheering) 906 00:40:49,237 --> 00:40:53,223 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night! ♪ 907 00:40:53,274 --> 00:40:55,692 ♪ Girl, I can thrill you more ♪ 908 00:40:55,743 --> 00:40:57,527 ♪ than any ghost could ever dare try. ♪ 909 00:40:57,578 --> 00:40:59,613 ♪ Thriller... ♪ ♪ Ooh, hoo... ♪ 910 00:40:59,697 --> 00:41:01,114 ♪ Thriller night! ♪ 911 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:05,168 ♪ So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, oh! ♪ 912 00:41:05,236 --> 00:41:06,370 ♪ Off with your head... ♪ 913 00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:08,088 (howling) 914 00:41:08,172 --> 00:41:10,740 ♪ D-dance, dance, dance till you're dead... ♪ 915 00:41:10,792 --> 00:41:14,761 (howling) ♪ Off, off, off, off with your head... ♪ 916 00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:18,548 (howling) ♪ D-dance, dance, dance till you're dead... ♪ 917 00:41:18,599 --> 00:41:23,220 (howling) ♪ Off, off, off, off with your head. ♪ 918 00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:26,773 (cheering) 919 00:41:37,826 --> 00:41:40,511 (whooping, excited chatter) 920 00:41:40,596 --> 00:41:43,497 BEISTE: Hey! What are you guys doing in here? 921 00:41:43,549 --> 00:41:45,166 Oh, we were gonna take our zombie makeup off 922 00:41:45,217 --> 00:41:46,935 for the second half... It's kind of itchy. 923 00:41:47,002 --> 00:41:48,553 No. Leave it on. 924 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:50,521 Maybe we'll freak out the other guys a little bit, 925 00:41:50,606 --> 00:41:53,024 and we need all the help we can get right now. 926 00:41:53,108 --> 00:41:54,642 - Well, get out there. - All of us? 927 00:41:57,846 --> 00:41:59,513 Yeah. All of us. 928 00:42:01,516 --> 00:42:03,952 (cheering, whooping) 929 00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:05,620 Yeah! 930 00:42:06,739 --> 00:42:08,189 Welcome back, boy. 931 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,458 Get out there. 932 00:42:10,525 --> 00:42:15,663 (crowd cheering) 933 00:42:23,872 --> 00:42:25,757 Yeah! (spits, hisses) 934 00:42:25,841 --> 00:42:28,209 (crowd cheering) 935 00:42:32,147 --> 00:42:33,881 (whistle blows) 936 00:42:33,933 --> 00:42:35,883 (marching band percussion playing) 937 00:42:39,721 --> 00:42:41,222 Set! Hut-hut! 938 00:42:41,273 --> 00:42:42,390 (grunting) 939 00:42:46,996 --> 00:42:48,863 (crowd cheering) 940 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,114 (whistle blows) 941 00:42:52,618 --> 00:42:53,785 (cheering) 942 00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:55,119 Someone bit me! 943 00:42:55,204 --> 00:42:56,955 One of those zombies bit me! 944 00:42:58,257 --> 00:43:00,625 (laughing) Good boy! 945 00:43:00,709 --> 00:43:01,759 (blows whistle) 946 00:43:01,844 --> 00:43:03,711 (marching band percussion playing) 947 00:43:03,762 --> 00:43:05,964 Down! Set! One-one! 948 00:43:06,048 --> 00:43:07,966 (grunting) 949 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:10,601 Block 59! Get on 59! 950 00:43:11,470 --> 00:43:12,887 (Beiste whoops) 951 00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:18,192 (cheering wildly) 952 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,981 That was awesome. Nice block. 953 00:43:23,048 --> 00:43:25,066 - Nice throw. - Bam! 954 00:43:27,602 --> 00:43:28,369 Time out! 955 00:43:33,826 --> 00:43:34,942 It was a good run. 956 00:43:34,994 --> 00:43:36,160 We almost had it. 957 00:43:36,245 --> 00:43:37,962 Hey, this game isn't over. 958 00:43:38,047 --> 00:43:39,780 There's, like, ten seconds left... It's over. 959 00:43:42,668 --> 00:43:45,169 Not if the quarterback fumbles the snap. 960 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:50,124 Here's what we're gonna do. 961 00:43:50,175 --> 00:43:51,459 - Ready? Break! - TEAM: Break! 962 00:43:52,811 --> 00:43:54,095 Brains... 963 00:43:56,098 --> 00:43:57,648 TEAM: Brains... 964 00:43:57,733 --> 00:43:59,067 Brains... Brains... 965 00:43:59,134 --> 00:44:00,651 Brains... 966 00:44:00,736 --> 00:44:02,487 Brains... Brains... 967 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:03,905 Brains... 968 00:44:05,407 --> 00:44:06,858 (hissing): Brains... 969 00:44:06,942 --> 00:44:11,913 (others joining in): Brains... Brains... 970 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:16,484 PLAYERS/CROWD: Brains... Brains... Brains... 971 00:44:16,535 --> 00:44:20,821 (growing louder): Brains... Brains... Brains... 972 00:44:20,873 --> 00:44:22,340 PLAYERS (moaning): Brains... 973 00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:23,624 Brains... Brains... 974 00:44:23,675 --> 00:44:27,661 Brains... Brains... Brains... 975 00:44:27,713 --> 00:44:31,332 ("Brains" chant continues) 976 00:44:31,383 --> 00:44:34,268 (chanting fades) 977 00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:38,356 (stadium sounds muted, quiet music plays) 978 00:44:40,776 --> 00:44:43,945 (quiet music continues) 979 00:44:56,692 --> 00:44:59,527 (news theme plays) 980 00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:03,131 So, tell me, Sue, how are you holding up? 981 00:45:03,198 --> 00:45:05,133 I'm hanging in there, thank you. 982 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,835 I know it's painful, but... 983 00:45:07,903 --> 00:45:11,756 Can you take me back to the moment when you knew 984 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,707 you had lost what would have been 985 00:45:13,759 --> 00:45:16,978 a record seventh consecutive national championship, 986 00:45:17,045 --> 00:45:20,714 landing you this interview as "Loser of the Year"? 987 00:45:20,766 --> 00:45:22,617 I thought this was the "Ten Most Fascinating." 988 00:45:22,684 --> 00:45:24,018 That's Barbara Walters. 989 00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:27,321 In the voting, you beat out the following losers: 990 00:45:27,389 --> 00:45:28,773 The economy, 991 00:45:28,857 --> 00:45:30,024 Mel Gibson, 992 00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:31,892 the housing market, 993 00:45:31,944 --> 00:45:33,945 Dina Lohan, Wall Street, 994 00:45:34,029 --> 00:45:36,998 Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, 995 00:45:37,065 --> 00:45:39,233 Brett Favre's cell phone, 996 00:45:39,284 --> 00:45:41,235 nine percent unemployment, 997 00:45:41,286 --> 00:45:42,870 and Sparky Lohan, 998 00:45:42,921 --> 00:45:47,175 who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser. 999 00:45:47,242 --> 00:45:48,793 How do you cope with that? 1000 00:45:48,877 --> 00:45:50,578 I've been drinking a lot of bleach. 1001 00:45:50,629 --> 00:45:52,130 Do you regret the choice 1002 00:45:52,214 --> 00:45:55,349 of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon? 1003 00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:58,453 Other than attracting headlines 1004 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,939 and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes, 1005 00:46:02,024 --> 00:46:03,741 was it really worth it? 1006 00:46:03,809 --> 00:46:07,261 Honestly, I was just trying to feel something. 1007 00:46:07,312 --> 00:46:09,697 And how do you feel now that the remainder 1008 00:46:09,764 --> 00:46:11,516 of the annual Cheerios! budget 1009 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:13,985 is going to the Glee Club? 1010 00:46:14,069 --> 00:46:15,903 - I'm sorry? - Let's take a look. 1011 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,342 Whoops, sorry. (jazzy piano playing) 1012 00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:23,027 COURIC (on video): After a little song and dance 1013 00:46:23,095 --> 00:46:24,629 to support the arts, 1014 00:46:24,713 --> 00:46:27,965 I sat down with McKinley Glee Club director Will Schuester. 1015 00:46:28,050 --> 00:46:29,467 I have to say, I'm thrilled. 1016 00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:31,302 Sue got what was coming to her, 1017 00:46:31,370 --> 00:46:35,556 and now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to Regionals. 1018 00:46:37,459 --> 00:46:39,293 Thoughts? 1019 00:46:41,613 --> 00:46:44,182 I hate you, Diane Sawyer. 1020 00:46:44,266 --> 00:46:46,300 (school bell rings) 1021 00:46:46,351 --> 00:46:48,069 - Hey. - Hey. 1022 00:46:48,136 --> 00:46:49,303 Congrats on the MVP. 1023 00:46:49,354 --> 00:46:50,404 Oh, thanks. 1024 00:46:50,472 --> 00:46:52,139 It was a team effort. 1025 00:46:52,191 --> 00:46:54,158 So, listen, uh, 1026 00:46:54,243 --> 00:46:56,777 there's no way the Glee Club's gonna let you join permanently, 1027 00:46:56,828 --> 00:46:58,613 until you clean things up with Kurt. 1028 00:46:58,664 --> 00:47:02,983 So I was thinking maybe we could go together to Dalton and apologize... 1029 00:47:03,035 --> 00:47:05,503 Who said I want to join the Glee Club permanently? 1030 00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:07,488 I just thought after this week and... And... 1031 00:47:07,539 --> 00:47:09,203 the way we won the game and 1032 00:47:09,215 --> 00:47:10,730 - the way you came out to dance... - What do you think? 1033 00:47:10,753 --> 00:47:12,476 We all dance around together and win a football game 1034 00:47:12,544 --> 00:47:13,844 and everything's gonna change? 1035 00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:17,215 Glee Club's gonna be cool and we're all gonna sing 1036 00:47:17,299 --> 00:47:18,716 hippie peace songs every morning? 1037 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,635 Maybe. I... I don't know. It's a start. 1038 00:47:20,686 --> 00:47:22,303 No, dude, it's a finish. 1039 00:47:22,371 --> 00:47:24,071 Okay? This is high school. 1040 00:47:24,139 --> 00:47:26,937 People's memories for good stuff lasts about as long as their Facebook status. 1041 00:47:26,949 --> 00:47:29,443 But we've got a chance to really change things here. 1042 00:47:29,511 --> 00:47:31,896 I just won the conference championship. 1043 00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:33,731 I'm on top. 1044 00:47:33,815 --> 00:47:37,451 Why would I want to change things? 1045 00:47:42,324 --> 00:47:43,491 Hey. 1046 00:47:43,542 --> 00:47:44,909 Hi. 1047 00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,128 I never got a chance to thank you. 1048 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,864 For helping me do the right thing. 1049 00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:53,834 Aw, you would've come to it on your own soon enough. 1050 00:47:53,885 --> 00:47:56,036 - So, how does it feel being out of the uniform? - Weird. 1051 00:47:56,088 --> 00:47:58,806 Did turn a couple of heads. (chuckles) 1052 00:47:58,874 --> 00:48:00,874 You were amazing this week. 1053 00:48:02,327 --> 00:48:04,645 On the field and off. 1054 00:48:04,713 --> 00:48:07,148 Reminded me of why I loved you. 1055 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,300 Synced by YesCool Corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com