1 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,802 # I know a place # 2 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:12,242 # Where the grass is really greener # 3 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,307 # Warm, wet and wild # 4 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,978 # There must be something in the water # 5 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:24,814 # You could travel the world # 6 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,987 # But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast # 7 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:32,828 # California gurls We're undeniable # 8 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:36,596 # Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock # 9 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:40,161 # West Coast represent Now put your hands up # 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,006 # Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 11 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:54,750 # California # 12 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,484 # California gurls ## 13 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,451 I'm bored. 14 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,658 Ladies, I am at a loss. 15 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,462 Brittany, please remind me... 16 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,765 of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map. 17 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:13,738 In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie... 18 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,638 about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders... 19 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,539 called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. 20 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,704 That is correct, and in the meantime, what's changed? 21 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,270 Personal grooming habits? 22 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:24,976 What's changed is I have completely lost interest... 23 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:27,884 and, ladies, I blame you. 24 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,320 - Becky, more silicone falsies. - Got it, Coach. 25 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,019 You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets... 26 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:39,623 in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed. 27 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:43,726 But, Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the Cheerios have ever done. 28 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:47,000 We're shoo-ins at regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at nationals. 29 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:50,736 Yet I am still so very bored! 30 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,344 Even things I used to think were hilarious... 31 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:58,213 Case in point: Sandbags... 32 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,275 slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. 33 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,378 Now slap Brittany. 34 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,390 See? Not even a chuckle. 35 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,188 The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle. 36 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,094 No matter how hard we try, we can't make a routine work... 37 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,860 unless you find a way to make it interesting for you. 38 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,867 You have to find a way to top yourself. 39 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,369 Q, you just may have a point. 40 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,999 But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet. 41 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,180 Okay. Here we go. 44 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,955 but nobody took it off. 45 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,259 And when we take a knee, we're gonna finish first in conference... 46 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,265 for the first time in McKinley history. 47 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,528 - Football is back, bitches! - Yeah! 48 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,127 Maybe we should all break out into a song after we win. 49 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,105 - Hey, hey. Shut it, Karofsky. - No fricking way. 50 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,268 I figure if I stay on you, you'll run away like your little butt buddy Hummel. 51 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,971 That's funny, Karofsky, how you're calling everybody gay all the time... 52 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,013 but you never seem to have a girlfriend. 53 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,611 It's okay. It's okay. 54 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,211 I really hope that linebacker doesn't get the jump on me. 55 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,917 I bet it would hurt like hell to get sacked by him. 56 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:16,718 - Ready! - Break! 57 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,989 All right. Slot left on one. 58 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:23,831 - Ready, break! - Break! 59 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,598 Come on, boys. Let's go. 60 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,235 Go, Titans! 61 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,902 - Whoo! - Let's go! Let's do it! 62 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,574 Down! Set! 63 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,985 Whoo! 64 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:46,251 Hut! 65 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,793 Go, go, go, go, go! 66 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,603 Nice hands. 67 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,435 What a joke. What the hell happened? 68 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,447 - Finn, you're the captain. Talk! - Karofsky sucks! That's what happened! 69 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:11,449 That's crap. Hudson's a fricking girl... 70 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,508 and couldn't take a joke about his precious Glee Club. 71 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,816 Because I'm sick of you guys getting down on us for it! 72 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,549 We're in Glee Club. What's the big deal? 73 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,888 It's embarrassing. We're dudes. 74 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:23,986 Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Kesha song. It's freakin' weird. 75 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:26,657 Maybe you'll think it's cooler when I go all Tik Tok on your face. 76 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,132 Bring it, Puckerman. 77 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,462 Stop that now! That's enough! 78 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:37,669 Look. Championship game or not, I am not blocking for him. 79 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,302 - Get the hell out of here! - Fine. 80 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,368 - Go! - Good! 81 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,414 Bunch of babies! 82 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,354 Dear journal, I am in crisis. 83 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:52,983 Not even the can't-lose combination of boobs and fire can get me going anymore. 84 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:57,223 Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me? Maybe. 85 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,664 Here I am, 31, and already a legend. 86 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:05,500 What do I do as a second act? I'm simply at a loss. 87 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:10,771 Last week I even took to modifying my own flawless form just to feel something. 88 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:13,175 Wait. It's "Syvlester," right? 89 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,077 Sue "Syvlester"? 90 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,446 How do I make things interesting again? 91 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,077 How do I get those juices flowing? 92 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,518 Purring] 93 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,753 That's it. 94 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:42,103 This here is the A950. 95 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,769 You say this could shoot someone across a football field? 96 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,974 Oh, several football fields- if you pack in enough explosives. 97 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:52,575 Of course, that would be incredibly unsafe. 98 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,485 You see, if you wanted to go for more than, say, 50 yards... 99 00:05:55,555 --> 00:06:01,152 you're looking at about a 70% chance of catastrophic failure. 100 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:05,424 Which is a 30% chance of catastrophic success. 101 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,296 - This is the button, right? - No, no, no! No! 102 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,046 You know, I try to make it a habit of not touching carny folk... 103 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,811 but, fella, I'll take it. 104 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,317 - Okay. - You got a smaller one? 105 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,286 Well, I'll check stock. 106 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,350 I'm back. 107 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,358 I was going through my bucket list, and I noticed... 108 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,326 you were the only Glee loser that I haven't Slusheed yet. 109 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,090 Damn near broke his heart. 110 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,961 Well, what about the moral implications of abusing a kid in a wheelchair? 111 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,125 I say equal opportunity for all. 112 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,306 This stuff between the jocks and the Glee Club... 113 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,607 has been going on since I started running the club. 114 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,169 Maybe. 115 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,182 Just seems like it's so much worse right now. 116 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,447 I've won division championships at three different schools. 117 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,488 You have to understand what winning means to a community. 118 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,991 Grades go up, the streets are cleaner. 119 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:09,653 Crime goes down. It's a sense of pride, of unity... 120 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:11,458 and this school deserves that. 121 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,260 And you are gonna get it for us. 122 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:15,300 I mean, you won almost every game this year. 123 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,892 Winning conference was easy. 124 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:19,164 The team we're up against for championship... 125 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:20,728 they're much better than us. 126 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,367 If you don't have the talent, you rely on the chemistry. 127 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,708 They don't have to like each other, but they have to respect each other. 128 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,440 This whole thing is just so weird. 129 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,414 I mean, half of your starters are in my Glee Club. 130 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,007 I just don't know what to do. 131 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,482 - Do you trust me? - You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are ya? 132 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:39,150 If you trust me... 133 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,853 I think I know a way to get your team united again. 134 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,190 - Really fast. - Four, five, six... 135 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,889 Oh, my God. Artie. 136 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,528 It was awful. 137 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,660 That's it. Screw rehearsal. This ends here and now. 138 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,000 We're gonna go all Thunderdome on those guys. 139 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:56,337 So this is what the ladies' lounge looks like on the inside. 140 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,274 This is the choir room. Now put up your fists... 141 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,244 because you and I are gonna do some dancing. 142 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:03,144 - No, I got this, Sam. - Coach Beiste told us to come. Where is she? 143 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,774 Watch it. 144 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,046 - Everyone have a seat. - You too, guys. 145 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:11,579 All right. New Directions, let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club. 146 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,851 What? 147 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,189 Oh, hell to the no, Mr. Schue. Are you serious? 148 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,456 Hey, hey. Come on. - Hey. 149 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,090 Mr. Schue, are you serious? These are the guys that made Kurt transfer. 150 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,862 And there's no way that I am sharing the choir room with a known homophobe. 151 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,597 I don't disagree with you guys, but I talked to Coach Beiste about it... 152 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:30,199 and she and I both agreed that the kind of bullying that David does is born out of ignorance. 153 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,767 Having him in here, as difficult as it may be for us... 154 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,575 is an opportunity to show him and the rest of the guys... 155 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,809 that being in Glee Club is kind of cool. 156 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,784 You know, find some common ground. 157 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,379 All of you are gonna be in this Glee Club for one week, no exceptions. 158 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:47,085 She's bluffing. Next week is the championship game. Without us, she has no team. 159 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:50,788 With you, I have no team. You guys have gotta find a way to come together... 160 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,626 or we're gonna get our asses kicked... 161 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,633 from here until Tuesday finds a saddlebag full of buckwheat. 162 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,066 If I have to stay, I'm not singing no show tunes. 163 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,298 That is the music of my oppressors. 164 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:05,174 - Do you even have any idea what we do in here? - No. None of them do. 165 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:08,975 We have to show them. Rachel, Puck, haven't you guys been working on something? 166 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,039 - Why don't you give it a whirl? - Fine. 167 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,017 As offended as I am by their presence here... 168 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,519 I won't let anything get in the way of a performance. 169 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,832 # Picture-perfect memories # 170 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:34,361 # Scattered all around the floor # 171 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:42,674 # Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore # 172 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:52,286 # And I wonder if I ever crossed your mind # 173 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:59,159 # For me it happens all the time # 174 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,563 # It's a quarter after 1:00 # 175 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:07,231 # I'm all alone and I need you now # 176 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,239 # Said I wouldn't call # 177 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:16,714 # But I lost all control and I need you now # 178 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:21,719 # And I don't know how I can do without # 179 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:28,124 # I just need you now # 180 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:39,167 # Another shot of whiskey Can't stop looking at the door # 181 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:47,404 # Wishing you'd come sweepin' in the way you did before # 182 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:56,416 # And I wonder if I ever cross your mind # 183 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:03,260 # For me it happens all the time # 184 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,059 # It's a quarter after 1:00 # 185 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:12,037 # I'm all alone and I need you now # 186 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:15,005 # And I said I wouldn't call # 187 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:20,569 # But I'm a little drunk and I need you now # 188 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:26,084 # And I don't know how I can do without # 189 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:32,580 # I just need you now ## 190 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,900 Whoo! 191 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,064 Whoo! 192 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:50,438 The girl with the Mohawk had a really nice voice. 193 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,000 - That's funny. - That's good, man. That's good. 194 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,445 Hey. 195 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,750 - Great first day, right? - Awesome! 196 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,384 Hey. 197 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,690 Hey. 198 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,994 We used to be best friends. 199 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,524 Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and then made out with your other girlfriend. 200 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,935 - Right. - Anyways... 201 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,269 I gotta be honest. I really want to win this game... 202 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:26,277 and I figure it's the only way us Glee studs are ever gonna get any respect around here. 203 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,575 - What's your point? - My point is... 204 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,480 that none of that's gonna happen unless you and I become allies again. 205 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,008 Like Maverick and Iceman at the end of Top Gun. 206 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,385 So why'd you sing that duet with Rachel? 207 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,856 I need you to do this number with me to make Finn jealous. 208 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,688 Nothing like that will ever happen again. 209 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,788 You lead, and I got your back. 210 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,197 We need to win this championship and become legends. 211 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,197 Ladies... 212 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,071 my "Sueclear" weapon. 213 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,303 Becky. 214 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,402 Brittany. 215 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,042 Climb on up. Congratulations. 216 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,315 You're doing the stunt for the big competition. 217 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,753 I don't want to die yet. 218 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,816 At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled. 219 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,828 Fine. 220 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,865 To put your toddler-fist sized mind at rest... 221 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,059 we'll do one final test run. 222 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,717 Any of you take German? 223 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,946 I may have to read the owner's manual. 224 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,888 Don't worry. I'll talk to Mr. Schue and take care of this. 225 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,759 Sue, what the hell were you thinking? 226 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,698 You cannot perform a stunt that dangerous. 227 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,258 Our insurance premium is through the roof as it is! 228 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,794 Cheerleading is a sport. There are dangers involved. 229 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,965 It's the same as when a quarterback is sacked... 230 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,408 or a hockey player is slammed up against the boards. 231 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,969 Enough, Sue! There is no excuse for putting a student's life at risk! 232 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,141 I'm a tastemaker, Will. 233 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,380 I know what an audience wants. You're not going to take this away from me. 234 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:15,943 I need this. 235 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,320 This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again. 236 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,723 But the risk and danger isn't to you! 237 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,228 - That's the best part! - Enough. 238 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:29,131 It's decided. You're not allowed to fire anyone out of that cannon without their consent! 239 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,300 Huh. 240 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,881 It's coming out of your paycheck! Every penny of it! 241 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,827 - Oh, God. - That's a lawsuit. 242 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,866 I'm telling you. I wish you could have seen it. 243 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,644 It was sort of like that. 244 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,350 What the hell are you doing? 245 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,784 I'm sending a message. 246 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,262 Sue Sylvester's done playing nice. 247 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,266 I just got off the phone with the Ohio Cheerleading Board... 248 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:40,863 and they accepted my request to move my regional to the same night as your championship game. 249 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:46,242 Congratulations. You just lost your halftime show and the cheerleaders. 250 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,505 Sue! 251 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,846 What the crap are we gonna do now? 252 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,120 I got it. 253 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,187 - No fricking way. - We don't have a choice. 254 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,393 Sue pulled the Cheerios from the game, so if we don't do it, there's no halftime show. 255 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,869 - And this is a problem because? - It's not a problem. It's an opportunity. 256 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,031 - Opportunity to humiliate ourselves. - Hey. 257 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,668 The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together. To bring the school together. 258 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,974 Wait. So you want us to play the first half... 259 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,379 change into some "sequine" ball gowns... 260 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,385 and then go out and do the halftime show at our own championship game? 261 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,320 - Yes. - It's the championship game! 262 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,414 This is a crazy town! This is crazy! 263 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,288 What about the Cheerios in Glee Club? 264 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,523 They have a choice. Us, or the Cheerios competition. 265 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,759 Well, obviously Quinn is gonna choose the Cheerios. 266 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,892 Well, that's not fair. You don't know what she's gonna do. 267 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,459 I think the cheerleading competition is gonna be a lot of fun... 268 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:50,167 but if you go, you're gonna miss out on us doing the most iconic song of all time... 269 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,109 the Super Bowl of pop anthems: 270 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,745 - "Thriller." - Oh! 271 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,714 Yeah! 272 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,047 Yeah, remember a few years ago when that Philippine prison... 273 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,518 did that mega performance of "Thriller" and put it on YouTube? 274 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,954 Now, in the four months it took to rehearse that number... 275 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,551 prisoner-on-prisoner crime dropped 80%. 276 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:11,494 Doing that, together, as a team... 277 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,997 created a unity within that prison. 278 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,057 And that's what I'm looking to do here. 279 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,831 I mean, don't get me wrong. You know, I'm big on Michael and everything... 280 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,304 but isn't that kind of what they're expecting us to do? 281 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,170 Which is why we're gonna mash it together... 282 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,905 with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' equally spooky single "Heads Will Roll." 283 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,745 - Who's Yeah Yeah Yeah? - All right. New Directions, Titans... 284 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,081 we're going to zombie camp. 285 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,283 Five, six, seven, eight! 286 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,791 Time-out, time-out, time-out. 287 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,597 - Back off! - - Hey! Knock it off! 288 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,106 Okay, guys. It's good, but let's put a little life into it. 289 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,473 - But we're dead. - Then put some afterlife into it. 290 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,307 So get out of your heads and get into your characters. All right? 291 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,209 Very creative. I like that. 292 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,021 Five, six, seven, eight. 293 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,153 All right. Nice progress, guys. 294 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,357 Let's take a breather, and I'll see you in the choir room... 295 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,161 in five minutes for a lesson in zombie makeup. 296 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,997 - Makeup? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 297 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,731 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Hey, Dave. 298 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,796 Talk to you for a sec? 299 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:33,072 Look. I know I'm bad. Can you just spare me so we can get through this? 300 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,511 That's not what I was gonna say at all. 301 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,640 You're actually really good. 302 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,083 If you took that energy you used bullying people and put it into this... 303 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,678 you'd be one of the most talented guys in the school. 304 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,181 Just think about it. 305 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,022 Okay. 306 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,358 That's good. 307 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,496 ...artist. - Awesome. 308 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,659 - Brilliant. - Yeah. Looks like worms. 309 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,532 That's actually decent. 310 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,709 - I need to talk to you. - Can we not fight for just one day, man? 311 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,511 It's already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you. 312 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,348 You think maybe we should do a warm-up number or something... 313 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,389 before we do that big "Thriller" thing at halftime? 314 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,426 You know, I figure the only way I'm gonna keep any street cred around here... 315 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,224 after dancing around like an idiot in front of the whole school is if we kick ass at it. 316 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,357 Uh, yeah. 317 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,424 Couldn't agree more. 318 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,739 Zombie camp was funner than I expected. 319 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:40,141 And the Glee Club together with the football team- it's like a double rainbow. 320 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,646 - A zombie double rainbow. - What the hell are we gonna do? 321 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,477 If we go to our cheerleading competition... 322 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,610 then we miss the halftime show and we're out of Glee Club. 323 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,176 - I'm torn. - Well, I'm not. 324 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,654 I'm Brittany. 325 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,657 Couldn't help but overhear your conversation. 326 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,717 - What were you doing in there? - Enjoying the eavesdropping afforded me... 327 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,956 by the Swiss timepiece regularity... 328 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:04,094 and utter silence of my 2:00 p.m. ninja poops. 329 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,161 Well, I typed these up for you ladies... 330 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,173 requiring your signature... 331 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,836 tendering your resignation from the Glee Club. 332 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,175 Oh, and, Brittany, here's a note for you... 333 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,114 handwritten and in crayon, from the human cannon... 334 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,151 saying how much it misses you. 335 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,915 Coach, that cannon is gonna get Brittany killed. Is that really worth it... 336 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,252 just to win a stupid national championship? 337 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,521 Seventh consecutive stupid national championship. 338 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,119 - This is ridiculous. - You had quite a year last year, Q. 339 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:35,257 And as I recall, you didn't have such a good time out of that Cheerios uniform. 340 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,825 Ladies, I am giving you the chance right now... 341 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,771 to choose once and for all where your true loyalties lie. 342 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,330 Choose the Cheerios... 343 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,038 or choose the Glee Club! 344 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,750 How the hell could you do this? 345 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:03,157 Oh, don't get all up in my face, Finn. What were we supposed to do? 346 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,562 Uh, quit Cheerios. Coach Sylvester is awful to you guys. 347 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:10,398 And don't forget who was there for you the last time she dumped you on your ass. 348 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,369 Us. Glee Club. 349 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,304 And you don't think that I feel awful about that? 350 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,571 - You don't need to be a Cheerio to be cool. - Oh, you are so naive. 351 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,635 - This whole school is about labels. - Wow. 352 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,703 I never realized you were so freaking weak. 353 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,874 - Oh. - What did you say? 354 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,680 - All the Cheerios quit Glee Club. - So why are you yelling at my girlfriend about it? 355 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,744 I'm yelling at her because I'm the leader of this team. 356 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,085 - Maybe it's time for a change at the top. - What's that supposed to mean? 357 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,647 This is kind of hot actually. 358 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,693 It means that maybe the reason everyone hates us... 359 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,695 is because we need some new leadership. 360 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,027 Face it. You've had your feet in both worlds for a year... 361 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,032 and never been able to bring them together. 362 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,193 - Maybe someone else could. - What? As in maybe you? 363 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,328 - As in yes. - Maybe we should settle this right now. 364 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,770 Bring it. 365 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:48,863 Brung. 366 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,103 - You want some more of that? You like that, huh? - Really, guys? Really? 367 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:56,204 Hey, hey! How many fights do I have to break up this week? 368 00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,306 Now calm down! 369 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,011 And get back to Glee Club. Come on. 370 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,351 Hope to see you there. 371 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:13,422 # Well, no one told me about her # 372 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,359 # The way she lied # 373 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,065 # Well, no one told me about her # 374 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,731 # How many people cried # 375 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,137 # But it's too late to say you're sorry # 376 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:31,546 # How would I know? Why should I care? # 377 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,608 # Please don't bother trying to find her # 378 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,814 # She's not there # 379 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:40,517 # Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked # 380 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:43,993 # The way she'd act and the color of her hair # 381 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,725 # Her voice was soft and cool Her eyes were clear and bright # 382 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,427 # But she's not there # 383 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,672 # Well, no one told me about her # 384 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,443 # What could I do? # 385 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:10,919 # Well, no one told me about her # 386 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,321 # Though they all knew # 387 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,192 # But it's too late to say you're sorry # 388 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:20,629 # How would I know? Why should I care? # 389 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:24,157 # Please don't bother trying to find her # 390 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,330 # She's not there # 391 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,806 # Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked # 392 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:33,436 # The way she'd act and the color of her hair # 393 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:37,141 # Her voice was soft and cool Her eyes were clear and bright # 394 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:41,652 # But she's not there ## 395 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,516 Yeah! 396 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,350 - Yeah! - Whoo! 397 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,390 Okay! 398 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,652 - Guys. - Real good. 399 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,123 Awesome! 400 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,823 Seriously. 401 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:57,028 All you football players nailing that Zombies classic on the first time out. 402 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,831 I am impressed. 403 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,872 Appropriate outfits. 404 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,475 They represent the death of your guys's reign at this school. 405 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,851 How many times do we have to put you puck-heads in your place... 406 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,550 before you realize that football rules the school? 407 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,993 Maybe. But not after you make dancing fools of yourself at that halftime show. 408 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:26,553 You know it, and we know it. The whole school knows it. 409 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,361 They'll think different after they see it. It's gonna be awesome! 410 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:32,528 Holy crap! They turned Karofsky gay. 411 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,697 What are you moose knuckles doing with those Slushees? 412 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,537 Ready for the fireworks? It's Independence Day. 413 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,335 Ow! My eyes! Burning. 414 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,608 Just relax. It stops after a couple hours. 415 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,048 No fricking way I'm letting that happen again. 416 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,585 He's in the first stage of loserdom: denial. 417 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,451 No! I am not a loser. 418 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:55,687 And I don't sing and dance. I walk tall and carry a big stick! 419 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,227 Dude. 420 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:59,559 Relax. This is gonna be fine. 421 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,258 Yeah. Of course it is. 'Cause I'm quitting Glee Club. 422 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,134 No, you're not. Fact is, covered in ice and red dye number seven... 423 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:09,264 you guys look more like a team than you ever have out on that field. 424 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,707 - I don't care. I'm out. - Then you're off the team. 425 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,336 - No way. - Yeah. 426 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:17,609 If we all quit, you barely have enough guys to play next week. 427 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,378 - It's the championship game. You're not gonna throw it away. - Try me. 428 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,511 Don't do this. 429 00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:24,817 If we stand together, we do the halftime show... 430 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,518 we can win this game and be kings in this place. 431 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,626 Good luck with that. 432 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:02,090 # At first we started out real cool # 433 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,561 # Taking me places I ain't never been # 434 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:09,623 # But now you're getting comfortable and doing those things you did no more # 435 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:13,660 # You're slowly making me pay for things your money should be handling # 436 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,104 # And now you ask to use my car # 437 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,539 # Car # 438 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:20,476 # Driving all day and don't fill up the tank # 439 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:24,311 # And you have the audacity to even come and step to me # 440 00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:28,682 # Ask to hold some money from me until you get your check next week # 441 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,450 # You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother # 442 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:36,221 # Silly me Why haven't I found another? # 443 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,889 # A baller, When times get hard, I need someone to help me out # 444 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:43,526 # Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about # 445 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,901 # Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? # 446 00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,906 # Do you pay my "automo-bills"? # 447 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,033 # If you did, then maybe we could chill # 448 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,134 # I don't think you do # 449 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:57,079 # So you and me are through # 450 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:02,717 # You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother # 451 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:06,246 # Silly me Why haven't I found another? # 452 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:09,885 # A baller, When times get hard, I need someone to help me out # 453 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:14,330 # Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about # 454 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:17,368 # Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? # 455 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:19,869 - # Do you pay my "automo-bills"? # - # Can you pay my bills? # 456 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:24,102 - # If you did, then maybe we could chill # - # I don't think you do, no # 457 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:27,667 - # So # - # So you and me are through # 458 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:32,513 # You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother # 459 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:36,315 # Silly me Why haven't I found another? # 460 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:39,880 # You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother # 461 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,917 # Oh, silly me Why haven't I found another? # 462 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,623 # Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? # 463 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,393 # Do you pay my "automo-bills"? # 464 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,094 # Pay my telephone, telephone bills # 465 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,433 # I don't think you do # 466 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,532 # So you and me are through # 467 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,404 # Can you pay my bills? # 468 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,310 - # Oh, no # - # Can you pay my telephone bills? # 469 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,541 - # Do you pay my "automo-bills"? # - # Can you pay my bills? # 470 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,311 # If you did, then maybe we could chill # 471 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,217 # Said I don't think you do No, no # 472 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:12,085 - # So you and me are through # - # So you and me are through ## 473 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,488 Guys, I'd say we're ready for regionals. 474 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,092 - Medium drip. - That would be me. Thank you very much. 475 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,656 Thank you. 476 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,793 Now, I don't want to sound cocky or anything... 477 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,235 but you guys better be pulling out all the stops for regionals... 478 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:30,797 because the number we just rehearsed is so off the hook, it's dangerous. 479 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,605 Seriously. People should wear protective head gear when they're watching it. 480 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:36,704 - Guys, we're kidding. - Yeah, well... 481 00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,113 it's just hard to laugh right now with everything going on at McKinley. 482 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:42,711 I mean, look at us. The stars of two rival show choirs sitting down to coffee? 483 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:45,756 Our school is so messed up we can't even keep our own football team together. 484 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,224 It's so sad, you guys. Coach Beiste and Mr. Schue were so close... 485 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:49,988 to getting everyone at the school together. 486 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,894 Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? I mean, we live together. 487 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:56,456 I bring him a glass of warm milk every night, just in hopes that we'll have a little lady chat. 488 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,764 - Warm milk? Really? - It's delicious. 489 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:02,033 Finn's too proud to complain. He feels like he has to be strong for everyone... 490 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:04,007 but I know it's just killing him inside. 491 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,509 I hope he realizes that, you know, if he and I were still together... 492 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,478 I could make him feel a lot better, you know. 493 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:11,037 Let it go, Rachel. 494 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:14,552 I-I just wish that there was a way that we could help. That's all. 495 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,281 Yeah. And the worst part is how bummed the guys are. 496 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,552 They already suffer enough abuse just being in Glee. I really think winning the game... 497 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,185 could have eased some of the pressure- at least for a little while. 498 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,661 - Wait. So the whole team quit? - Everybody not in Glee. 499 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,494 You can't play football with five guys, and one of them is in a wheelchair. 500 00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,864 Yeah. Coach Beiste put up a sign-up sheet for people to join. 501 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,903 I think they'll take anyone at this point. 502 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:35,371 Well, the good news is you actually only need four more guys. 503 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,342 High school regulations actually let you play a couple guys short if you want to. 504 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:42,603 But if they figure out a way to make it work... 505 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,807 you can bet that we'll definitely be there to cheer them on. 506 00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:46,976 Oh, totally. Blaine and I love football. 507 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,349 Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves. 508 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:57,827 I cut 30 guys when we had tryouts at the beginning of the season. 509 00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,865 You're telling me not one of those guys wants to play? 510 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:04,265 It's like crossing a picket line. Nobody wants to be a scab. 511 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:06,269 I guess we should go break it to 'em. 512 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,431 Why can't we just let them back on the team just for this game? 513 00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:11,532 No. We carry this thing through... 514 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,839 even if it means having to forfeit the game. 515 00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:16,210 I can't believe this is it. 516 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:23,019 Maybe it isn't. 517 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:28,058 We want to join the team. 518 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,590 - "We" who? - All of us Glee girls. 519 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,393 We want to join the football team... 520 00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:36,126 and we want to play in the championship. 521 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,930 Come on, guys. Stop screwing around. 522 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,869 - It's not cool. - What's not cool is you guys not respecting women enough... 523 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,305 to realize we're perfectly capable of playing football. 524 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,740 And don't forget who the state champ in Greco-Roman wrestling is. 525 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,405 I've got offers from three different professional wrestling organizations... 526 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,448 for after I graduate, so... 527 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,043 Rachel, have you actually seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts. 528 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,212 Yeah, and not in the good Mellencamp way. 529 00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,451 We thought about that, but the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play. 530 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:03,026 You just need enough players out there to field a regulation team. 531 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,529 So when they snap the ball, we're just gonna lie down on the ground. 532 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,326 - We're just gonna lie there. - I'm not. 533 00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:08,990 I'm gonna bring the pain. 534 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:12,264 I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down. 535 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:14,737 Okay, what do your parents have to say about this? 536 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:16,740 We all have signed permission slips from them. 537 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:20,403 It took some convincing, but they understood what it means to all of us. 538 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,412 What do you think, Coach? 539 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,141 I think... 540 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,645 - Welcome to the football team. - Yes! 541 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,279 Yeah! 542 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,484 Football team! Football team! High five, teammate! 543 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,493 I just don't want to die. 544 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:40,861 You don't climb in that cannon, and that routine will be all boom-boom and no pow. 545 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:45,369 And that, Brittany, is so 2000, and late. 546 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,802 Here's your consent form. 547 00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:50,272 And as you ponder your decision... 548 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:54,675 I ask that you remember that that cannon has two little baby twin cannons at home... 549 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,611 and one more on the way. 550 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:59,479 And if you refuse to sign this... 551 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:03,486 well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry. 552 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,113 Baby cannons? 553 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,626 And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia, so she can't work. 554 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,224 Do you want us to win, or don't you? 555 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:24,969 - How many M's are there in the letter "R"? - Make an "X." 556 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,188 It's not too late. 557 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:42,693 To commit social suicide? How the hell you gonna play with five guys, huh? 558 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,366 You have got to be kidding me. 559 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,370 What the hell are they doin'? 560 00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:59,206 What you don't have the balls to do. 561 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:01,609 Stupid. 562 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:04,247 Whoo! 563 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,254 - I'm excited! - Yeah! 564 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,290 Are you ready for this? 565 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:15,826 - Let's kick some ass! - Yeah! 566 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:18,555 Whoo! Whoo! 567 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,790 Punch and Judy on one. 568 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,127 - Ready, break! - Break! 569 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,690 Who's Judy? 570 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:25,429 All right. Let's go! 571 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,563 - Where do I go? - You go right down here. 572 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,129 What do I do? 573 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,073 Yeah. Like that. Okay. 574 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,713 You're gonna die. 575 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:40,915 Blue 42! Blue 42! 576 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,748 Down! Set! Hut! 577 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,058 Damn it! 578 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,561 What's wrong out there? 579 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:04,107 - Is it over? - What happened? 580 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:12,210 All right. How's everyone doing? 581 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,581 Kill me now. I want to die. 582 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:17,519 Is anyone else tired of lying down all the time? I want to play. 583 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:21,615 Just don't get ahead of yourself, okay? Ready, break! 584 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,284 All right, guys. Let's go. 585 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,686 Down. 586 00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:28,857 - The blitz! The blitz! Watch! - Set! 587 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,093 Hut! 588 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:35,028 - Pick it up! - Get the ball! 589 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,835 Get the ball! Get the ball! Come on! 590 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,503 Get it! Get it! 591 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,106 Run! Run! Run! Yeah! 592 00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,980 Go! Run, girl! 593 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,011 - Whoo, whoo! - Go! Go! Go, go! 594 00:34:58,529 --> 00:34:59,496 Go. 595 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,888 Tina. 596 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:10,397 Is she breathing? 597 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:18,742 Did we win? 598 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,046 Yeah! 599 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,530 - We're still in this. - Give it up, Finn. 600 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,533 Our only shot at redemption right now is to kick butt at the halftime show. 601 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,036 Sam. 602 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,594 Come here. 603 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,869 - I need you to play quarterback for the rest of the half. - Okay. 604 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,671 Puck, when the half ends, you gotta go... 605 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,508 convince Karofsky and the rest of the guys to do the halftime show with us. 606 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,411 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 607 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,609 Figure it out. 608 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:55,618 You're my wingman, right? 609 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:57,620 I got tone, Mav. 610 00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:00,452 - Where are you going? - Can't have a halftime show without cheerleaders. 611 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,768 I'm gonna die. 612 00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,495 It'll be worth it. 613 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,972 Hey! 614 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:20,306 - What are you doing here? - Stopping you from going to Sue's regionals competition. 615 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,312 You guys gotta come to the game with me. 616 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,816 Haven't you been paying attention? If we're not Cheerios, we're nothing. 617 00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:27,612 You think that, but it's not true. 618 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,880 You joined Cheerios to be popular... 619 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,684 but you joined Glee Club because you loved it. 620 00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:36,488 Sue doesn't care about you guys. She's fine killing Brittany. 621 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,189 Tell me honestly. If you didn't think it would hurt your reputation... 622 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:40,924 which would you choose? 623 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:42,431 Glee Club. 624 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,930 I know you. 625 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:50,269 And you don't think you are, but you're strong enough to do this. 626 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,069 Okay. 627 00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:57,671 Okay? 628 00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:58,942 Okay. 629 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,916 - What about you, Santana? - Screw her. 630 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,920 She put me on the bottom of the pyramid. 631 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:06,183 Come on. We've only got a few minutes. 632 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:09,192 No time for a foursome, ladies. Bus leaves in five. 633 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,524 We quit Cheerios. 634 00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:14,656 You can't quit Cheerios. It's blood in, blood out. 635 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,859 Now get your sweet little cans on that bus. 636 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,663 But we still quit. 637 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,805 You're my stars. If you leave... 638 00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:25,068 I have no performance! 639 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,076 Sucks for you. 640 00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,953 Looking good out there, Puck. 641 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,955 You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky. 642 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:42,015 I don't want to hear it from any of you. You're all a bunch of cowards. 643 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,653 - Coward losers! - Yeah, you're the only loser losing this game. 644 00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:50,224 You know, this is it. This is the moment of our lives. 645 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:53,464 This is the one we can actually look back and tell our children about. 646 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:56,904 This is our moment to actually win something. 647 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,805 And you guys are sitting in the damn stands. 648 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,375 I mean, you're so afraid of being called geeks... 649 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,744 or losers or gay... 650 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,544 that you settle for being nothing. 651 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,347 Come on. We still have a whole half to play. 652 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,251 And we can win this, guys. I know it. 653 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:14,189 What's the point, man? Beiste isn't gonna let us play. 654 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:16,886 She will if you come out and perform at the halftime show. 655 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:21,256 I'm in. 656 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:23,698 - Me too. - No way. 657 00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:27,363 Come on, man. I really want to win this game. It would mean so much to my dad, man. 658 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,406 Forget it, okay? Glee Club sucks. 659 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,373 Fine. Karofsky's out. Whatever. 660 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:34,707 But the rest of you need to get in your zombie makeup and hit the field tout de suite. 661 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,872 Come on. Let's go! Let's go! 662 00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:38,414 Let's go! 663 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,864 # Off with your head # 664 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:58,129 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 665 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:01,638 # O-Off, off, off with your head # 666 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:06,132 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 667 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,543 # O-Off, off, off with your head # 668 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,308 # It's close to midnight # 669 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:15,079 # And something evil's lurking in the dark # 670 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:19,378 # Under the moonlight # 671 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:22,722 # You see a sight that almost stops your heart # 672 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:25,091 # You try to scream # 673 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:29,428 # But terror takes the sound before you make it # 674 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,331 # Heads will roll # 675 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:33,063 # You start to freeze # 676 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:36,197 # As horror looks you right between the eyes # 677 00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:38,503 # You're paralyzed # 678 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,840 # 'Cause this is thriller # 679 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,845 # Thriller night # 680 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:46,405 # And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike # 681 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:48,748 # You know it's thriller # 682 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:50,810 # Thriller night # 683 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:54,984 # You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight # 684 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,254 # Off with your head # 685 00:39:57,328 --> 00:40:01,128 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 686 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:05,032 # O-Off, off, off with your head # 687 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:08,697 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 688 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,510 # Darkness falls across the land # 689 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:17,206 # The midnight hour is close at hand # 690 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,517 # Creatures crawl in search of blood # 691 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,817 # To terrorize y'all's neighborhood # 692 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:29,826 - # Off with your head # - # And though you fight to stay alive # 693 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:33,625 - # Dance till you're dead # - # Your body starts to shiver # 694 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:37,690 - # For no mere mortal can resist # - # Heads will roll # 695 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,794 - # Heads will roll # - # The evil of the thriller # 696 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,870 # 'Cause this is thriller # 697 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,973 # Thriller night # 698 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:57,077 # Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost could ever dare try # 699 00:40:57,154 --> 00:40:59,349 - # Thriller # - # Ooh, ooh # 700 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,788 # Thriller night # 701 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,588 # So let me hold you tight # 702 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,992 - # And share a killer, thriller # - # Ow! # 703 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:07,826 # Off with your head # 704 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,230 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 705 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:15,437 # O-Off, off, off with your head # 706 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,168 # D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead # 707 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,480 # O-Off, off, off with your head ## 708 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,071 # O-Off, off, off with your head ## 709 00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:39,287 Whoo-hoo! Yeah, baby! 710 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,898 - Oh! Oh! - Hey. What are you guys doin' in here? 711 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:47,426 Oh, we were gonna take our zombie makeup off for the second half. It's kind of itchy. 712 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,941 No. Leave it on. Maybe we'll freak out the other guys a little bit... 713 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,408 and we need all the help we can get right now. 714 00:41:53,477 --> 00:41:55,240 - Well, get out there. - All of us? 715 00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:00,112 Yeah. All of us. 716 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,384 Yeah! 717 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:06,287 Yeah! 718 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,723 - Let's go! - Welcome back, boy. 719 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,783 Get out there. 720 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,068 Yeah. 721 00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:26,132 We're scared. 722 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:30,577 Defense! 723 00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:32,445 Yeah! 724 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:35,314 - Ready, break! - Let's go, guys! Let's go! 725 00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,014 Twenty-two! 726 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,580 Ten, hut, hut! 727 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,093 Defense, get him! 728 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,265 Yes! 729 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:57,468 Someone bit me! One of those zombies bit me! 730 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,772 See that? That's my boy! 731 00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:06,378 Down. Set. Hut one! 732 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:11,149 Block 59! Get on 59! 733 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:20,060 You. 734 00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:23,289 - That was awesome, man. - Nice block. 735 00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:25,562 - Nice throw. - Yeah, man. 736 00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:30,233 Time-out! 737 00:43:30,307 --> 00:43:32,673 Bring it home! 738 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,509 It was a good run. We almost had it. 739 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:40,243 - Hey. This game isn't over. - There's, like, 10 seconds left. It's over. 740 00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,655 Not if the quarterback fumbles the snap. 741 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:48,248 All the way, baby! 742 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,419 Here's what we're gonna do. Ready, break! 743 00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,087 Break! 744 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,427 Brains. 745 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,426 Brains. Brains. 746 00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:02,903 Brains. Brains. 747 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,670 Brains. 748 00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:07,210 Brains. 749 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,677 - Brains. - Brains. 750 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:12,173 Brains. 751 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:13,978 Brains! Brains! 752 00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:16,747 Brains! Brains! 753 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,845 Brains! 754 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:22,722 Brains! Brains! Brains! 755 00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:25,523 Brains! Brains! 756 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,030 - Brains! - Brains! 757 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:30,123 Brains! Brains! 758 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,964 Brains! Brains! 759 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:03,555 So tell me, Sue. How are you holding up? 760 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,568 I'm hanging in there. Thank you. 761 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,831 I know it's painful, but... 762 00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:10,897 can you take me back to the moment... 763 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:13,568 when you knew you had lost what would have been... 764 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:17,580 a record seventh consecutive national championship... 765 00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:20,981 landing you this interview as "Loser of the Year"? 766 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:24,350 - I thought this was The 10 Most Fascinating... - That's Barbara Walters. 767 00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:28,289 In the voting, you beat out the following losers: 768 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:31,156 the economy, Mel Gibson... 769 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,923 the housing market... 770 00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:35,590 Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods... 771 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:39,659 the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone... 772 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,500 nine percent unemployment... 773 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,472 and Sparky Lohan... 774 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:47,533 who is Dina Lohan's dog, and apparently also a loser. 775 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:51,012 - How do you cope with that? - I've been drinking a lot of bleach. 776 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:56,644 Do you regret the choice of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon? 777 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,779 Other than attracting headlines... 778 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:02,950 and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes... 779 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:04,927 was it really worth it? 780 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:07,020 Honestly, I was just trying to feel something. 781 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,497 And how do you feel now that... 782 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:14,401 the remainder of the annual Cheerios budget... is going to the Glee Club? 783 00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:16,496 - I'm sorry? - Let's take a look. 784 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,667 Whoop. Sorry. 785 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:24,908 After a little song and dance to support the arts... 786 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:28,247 I sat down with McKinley Glee Club director, Will Schuester. 787 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:31,344 I have to say I'm thrilled. Sue got what was coming to her. 788 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:34,879 And now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to regionals. 789 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,092 Thoughts? 790 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,532 I hate you, Diane Sawyer. 791 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:48,427 - Hey. - Hey. 792 00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:50,735 - Congrats on the M.V.P. - Oh, thanks. 793 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:53,402 It was a team effort. 794 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:56,935 So, listen. Uh, there's no way the Glee Club's gonna let you join permanently... 795 00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,845 until you clean things up with Kurt. 796 00:46:58,949 --> 00:47:03,818 So, I was thinking maybe we could go together to Dalton and apologize to him, if... 797 00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:05,788 Who said I wanted to join the Glee Club permanently? 798 00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:07,847 I just thought, after this week, and-and... 799 00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:11,520 - the way we won the game, and the way you came out to dance- - What do you think? 800 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,996 We all dance around together and win a football game and everything's gonna change? 801 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:19,024 Glee Club's gonna be cool and we're all gonna sing hippie peace songs every morning? 802 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:21,070 Maybe. I-I don't know. It's a start. 803 00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:23,197 No. Dude, it's a finish. 804 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:25,764 Okay, this is high school. People's memories for good stuff... 805 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,640 lasts about as long as their Facebook status. 806 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:29,804 We got a chance to really change things here, dude. 807 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,542 I just won the conference championship. 808 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,345 I'm on top. 809 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:36,852 Why would I want to change things? 810 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:43,886 Hey. 811 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,155 Hi. 812 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:49,163 I never got a chance to thank you... 813 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:51,224 for helping me do the right thing. 814 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:54,099 Ah, you would have come to it on your own soon enough. 815 00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,969 - So how does it feel being out of the uniform? - Weird. 816 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,235 Did turn a couple of heads. 817 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,610 You were amazing this week. 818 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:05,011 On the field and off. 819 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:07,744 It reminded me of why I loved you. 820 00:48:58,201 --> 00:48:59,190 English - US - SDH