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If you're going to dress
like an Italian hooker,
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at least let it be this
year's Italian hooker.
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She's not telling
us we look fat.
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It's a major breakthrough.
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If you didn't want
to be insulted,
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you wouldn't have invited me.
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Would anyone like
some champagne?
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No.
Yes. Three glasses, please.
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- Mom.
- It's not even lunch.
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If you'd prefer,
I'll make it a mimosa.
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What do you think?
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Perfect for
a night on the town.
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Perfect for breastfeeding.
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My heart's doing
that weird thing again.
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Beating?
That's normal for humans.
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Come on, Lisa.
Take her seriously for once.
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What? What is it?
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I think we need to
get you to the hospital.
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Is no one gonna tell me
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Why we're in the morgue?
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House is on the lam
from someone.
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Taub's got his money on Wilson,
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but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
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Fool's bet. There's a whole world
of angry patients, creditors...
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She needs a doctor.
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Yes, just not me.
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Your mom is a 65-year-old woman
with high blood pressure.
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What about
the macrocytic anemia?
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Borderline, which is the lab
equivalent of imaginary,
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which, by the way, matches the
rest of her medical history.
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You really think she's psyching
herself into atrial fibrillation?
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So get her a cardiologist.
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You don't want me involved.
You don't want you involved.
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You know all that ethics stuff
that I don't give a crap about?
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It suddenly makes sense.
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If you're emotionally invested,
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you cannot make
rational decisions.
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You know this
would be a disaster.
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This is my mother.
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Treadmill test went well.
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No chest discomfort
or ischemia.
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The abnormal rhythm will
probably resolve itself,
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and if not, a daily pill
will keep it under control.
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I will follow up later today.
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Is it connected to
my other symptoms?
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Which other symptoms, Mom?
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Not her fault.
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This Dean of Medicine stuff,
very impressive at parties,
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but she's forgotten
how to be a real doctor.
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It's all in my file.
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There are 15 years of
clinic visits in this file.
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I don't want to be a bother,
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but isn't this what
you do for a living?
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So, we're looking for a disease
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that can last
a decade and a half,
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causes constipation,
diarrhea, flu, colds,
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dizziness, rashes,
back and joint pain,
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heart feeling "weird",
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kishkes feeling "wobbly".
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One actual hip replacement.
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And which has eluded
detection by years
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of blood work,
X-rays and MRls.
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Well, one thing
does pop to mind.
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We'll monitor you.
And we'll give you a thyroid test.
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And House's team will do a home
search for environmental toxins.
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He seems to know his stuff.
How come he can't afford a coat that fits?
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No radon, no mold,
no lead in the pipes.
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Yeah, yeah, great.
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Have you seen Cuddy's
high school yearbook?
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Okay, that is clearly not
related to the case, so...
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There is no case.
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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,
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so he figures there's
something to hide.
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Any guesses?
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It's clearly related to
being a giant teenage dork.
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So you thought I'd
have some insights?
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Oh, no, no, I didn't mean that.
Relax.
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I was crowned Homecoming Geek.
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I'm sure you can relate.
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Because you knew some dorks?
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I was the class president
and head boy at...
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Ah!
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Is that Cuddy's mom?
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Certain parts of her.
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And certain parts of some
muscular Hispanic gentleman.
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Should we consider STDs?
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I think I just caught one
looking at these photos.
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What does "azarcon" mean?
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It means we might
have an actual case.
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Mexican herbal medication
for stomach problems,
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but only in the sense
that lead chromate
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is an herb and poison
is a medication.
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I'll start a chelation IV.
Thank you so much.
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Wasn't too much of
a disaster, was it?
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You know, it's not the only
thing they found in her home.
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Not my yearbook.
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Nope.
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Just some stuff that
could cause severe
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nausea and permanent
erectile dysfunction.
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And which proves that your
mom is doing the help.
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According to her diary, it's
some contractor named Jesus.
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Which, granted, was originally
a Jewish name, but...
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Go, Mom.
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So, why were you taking
a Mexican folk remedy?
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A friend uses it.
A friend.
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Mom, just for medical reasons,
you should have told me.
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If you're sexually active...
At my age,
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he's more the active one.
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Mom's having a fling.
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I know.
You do?
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She's been giving me lousy
advice about it for five years.
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I have physical needs.
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He's a married man, Mom.
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She doesn't want sex with him, I
do want to have sex with him.
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Tell me who's being hurt.
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Hold on.
Five years?
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Why didn't you
tell me about it?
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I don't know.
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We don't have that
kind of relationship.
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Does that really surprise you?
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You're not ready?
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You said you had two
guys helping you move.
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They couldn't get out of work.
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I'm trying to economize.
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And this hotel is cheaper.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to
drop off some mail
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and talk to you
about something.
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Of course.
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Rache.
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Chris, that's not why...
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We got to move on.
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And what does that mean?
Have you moved on?
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With who? Is it Phil?
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I don't want to
talk about this.
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I know that you're worried
about money, so...
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You're trying to change the subject.
Yeah.
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Which you could
have gleaned from,
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"I don't want to
talk about this."
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I got you a tryout
to be a part-time
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medical consultant
on law suits.
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Wait. With your brother?
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Have you completely forgotten
the last time I saw him?
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Yeah, that was five years ago.
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Jamie had just found
out that you'd been
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cheating on me with
your partner's daughter.
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It's a little
over-reaction...
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He broke my nose
and then called me
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the most horrible person
that he's ever met.
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He shouldn't have
broken your nose.
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You know, texts,
calls and e-mails
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all go to the same magic device
these days, only got to send one.
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Then it's even weirder it took
you so long to get down here.
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Yeah, it's a crazy mystery.
It's not like I got a department to run.
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This other magic
device tells me that
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lead poisoning wouldn't
cause all my symptoms.
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True. But it could cause
the 5% that are real.
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You think I'm a hypochondriac?
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Well, let me answer this way.
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Maybe you're imagining that I
think you're a hypochondriac.
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Look, my hand just
started to shake.
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It's a side effect of these arthritis pills.
Read the label.
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I did.
When I was typing it up.
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Right before I slapped it
on a bottle of sugar pills.
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You printed a fake label just
to prove I'm a hypochondriac?
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Did it work?
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It got you fired, you schmuck.
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An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,
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and only then because he
runs internal medicine.
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She wanted to leave
the hospital entirely.
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My God, a woman getting better
wants to leave the hospital.
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If she's getting better, it's not
because you made her feel like a fool.
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It couldn't be more because.
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If I hadn't, she'd have diagnosed
herself with six new forms of cancers.
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She'd never leave.
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It's hard enough dealing with my
mom being sick. This juvenile...
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- Yeah.
- Lisa.
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It's gonna be okay, but
she's in A-fib at 170.
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Oh, God.
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I think we should
cardiovert while she's unsedated.
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I'll be right there.
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A-fib's at 170.
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Wait. I'm sorry
she's sick.
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I'm not sorry I'm off the case.
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You're not off the case.
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You don't think you
can convince her...
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No, no.
You are staying on.
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She just can't know about it.
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Top of the morning,
Dr. Kaufman.
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Here's the deal.
You copy me on all the imaging.
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I'll have my guys
run the lab tests.
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No.
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I thought you spoke to Cuddy?
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Yeah. Then I spoke
to the elder Cuddy.
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Who specifically requested
you not be involved.
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Listen, Kaufie. You are perfectly
competent, bordering on good, even.
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But you know I'm better.
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If you want, we can pretend it's 'cause
I got a team and more resources.
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Either way, it'd be crazy
to ignore my advice.
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It's not gonna stop at advice.
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You're gonna start
cutting me out,
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go behind me to
your girlfriend.
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And if something goes wrong?
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It's still me standing up
there alone at the M&M.
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Please, stay away
from my patient.
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You bugged the room?
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I absolutely without
apology will admit
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that someone may
have allegedly done so.
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Guess we can pass unethical
and skip straight to illegal.
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Not according to the recent
Supreme Court case of Bite vs Me.
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Dr. Kaufman's single.
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Did you know he went
to Harvard Medical...
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Mom, stop yenta-ing
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for one minute.
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Of course,
if you want gloomy
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and unable to commit, then stick
with the goyishe one.
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This is completely unethical.
Why are we listening to this?
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I know I'm a pain,
but it's impossible
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for me to work
with you if you...
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Fine. Fine.
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Instead of a live stream, I'll get a
recap from Cuddy 20 minutes later.
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Thank you for saving America.
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Could be leukemia.
Anemia from taking over the marrow.
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A-fib from infiltrating
cardiac muscle.
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Sounds good.
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Yeah.
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I was really hoping for
a different diagnosis.
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One that Kaufman hadn't
already come up with.
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He just started
a bone marrow biopsy.
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So we don't need
to do anything?
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I don't. You do.
Go to admitting and find us a new case.
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DDX.
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We just did it.
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No, we just did the fake one.
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Why do you think I let the truth
fairy know about the bug?
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I was testing her. She failed.
She's still a narc.
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Thiamine deficiency
fits better than leukemia.
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You think she's an alcoholic.
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When I had dinner with Arlene,
I mixed her a gin and tonic
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and I'd run out of the tonic
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so I substituted
sleeping pills.
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Next morning, she assumed the
blackout was from the drinking.
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How many old ladies are used
to passing out from boozing?
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The answer is the boozers.
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We're gonna have to slip
her the thiamine pills.
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We've got to run this by Cuddy.
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Why do you think I'm
in such a bad mood?
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Alcoholic?
250
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,883
Treatment's very easy, safe,
251
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,586
just literally
a few vitamin pills.
252
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,989
It'll fix her heart
and it won't interfere
253
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,894
with the biopsy
Kaufman's running.
254
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,565
I've put them in
an antacid bottle.
255
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,729
Just tell her it's
for stomach problems.
256
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,406
I have to ask her about this.
257
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,940
Of course. Absolutely.
258
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:40,242
You'll ask, she'll deny, you'll
push it, she'll get offended,
259
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,616
you'll be exactly
where you are now,
260
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,949
except it'll be
harder to treat.
261
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,420
You've absolutely
got to do that.
262
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,548
I don't think she'll lie to me.
263
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,590
She just spent
the last five years
264
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,323
going south of the
border down Mexico way.
265
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,762
We have our issues,
but since Dad died,
266
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,098
we tell each other the
truth when asked directly.
267
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,935
It's important to us.
268
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,134
Addicts lie.
269
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,658
Can I speak to Mom alone?
270
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,254
Why?
271
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,526
You're scaring me, Lisa.
272
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,964
Mom, I think your drinking
273
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,098
is causing your heart problems.
274
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,703
Is this about the champagne?
She ordered...
275
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,005
Patsy and Anne
told me last week
276
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,847
you lost control at
the museum luncheon.
277
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:49,318
You're talking to my
friends behind my back.
278
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,719
We are all concerned.
279
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,821
Just tell me honestly.
280
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,825
How much have
you been drinking?
281
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,355
I may be your patient,
but I am still your mother
282
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,561
and I'm telling you
I am not a drunk.
283
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:14,569
Okay.
284
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,552
For your stomach pains.
285
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:55,380
If something like
that comes up again,
286
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,512
just do what you need to do.
287
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,387
And keep you out of it?
288
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,890
Yeah. I am
being a coward.
289
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,495
Which is exactly why doctors
shouldn't treat their own families.
290
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,256
Congratulations.
291
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,763
You were right, as usual.
292
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,775
The hitting you
was not optimal.
293
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,604
I was going through
my own divorce at the time.
294
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,873
I've had years of therapy.
295
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,713
Now when I get mad, I do some deep
breathing, squeeze my stress ball.
296
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,845
Hey, I kind of deserved it.
297
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,079
That's for sure.
298
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,290
Here's the deal.
299
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,622
I do a lot of
med-mal insurance.
300
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,218
I need a new
non-testifying expert.
301
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,763
I'll give you one
case as a tryout.
302
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:42,561
You kick ass, I put you on
retainer, average 15 hours a week.
303
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,726
It's 50 a year.
304
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,029
Fifty what?
305
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,568
You kidding?
Fifty thousand.
306
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,899
I'll take it.
307
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,705
You drive a soft bargain.
308
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,245
You got to sign an NDA.
309
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,302
Sure.
310
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,448
Is this...
311
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,046
That's a case I'm
about to settle.
312
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,747
I rep a giant pizza
delivery company.
313
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,119
Driver hit that kid,
messed up his legs.
314
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,250
And gave him a micro-bleed
in his brain, right?
315
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,261
What? No.
316
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,088
This little white mark.
317
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,067
Your predecessor checked,
so did the kid's doctors.
318
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,899
I don't know what
that is, but he's fine.
319
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,968
Probably.
But if there's any doubt...
320
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,475
It's a multimillion-dollar case
we're settling in two days.
321
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,771
Lay off it, okay?
322
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,843
Okay, you're right.
I'm off.
323
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,960
She spiked a fever.
It's 102.
324
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,296
Means I was wrong about
the thiamine deficiency.
325
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,427
You were wrong
about the alcoholism.
326
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,036
True dat.
327
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,602
It's actually looking more
and more like leukemia.
328
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,700
Kaufman rushed the biopsies.
It's not cancer.
329
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:01,704
So there's a bright side.
330
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,747
Kaufman was wrong, too.
331
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,584
DDX.
332
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,191
Okay. What disease
can turn Cuddy's mother
333
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,892
into a coma patient
named Stewart?
334
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,592
Lupus?
335
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,097
We got fired from that case.
We're moving on.
336
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,429
We were already fired.
337
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,497
By the patient.
338
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,405
This time by Cuddy,
so it's real.
339
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,474
She somehow realized that her
completely unworkable system
340
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,412
was completely unworkable.
341
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,513
Okay, pop quiz, hotshots.
342
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,019
I chose Vegetable
Stew for a reason.
343
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,248
You got 60 seconds,
no hintsies.
344
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:47,719
You're not gonna talk to us?
345
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,817
Exactly,
you're gonna have to...
346
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,021
Hey, you're good.
347
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,223
So this is just a test?
348
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,094
Pupils fixed and dilated.
349
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,830
An addict found with an empty
bottle of phenobarb next to him.
350
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,103
How's this a mystery?
It's an overdose.
351
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,674
Glutethimide!
Script filled last year.
352
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,542
Could mimic fixed and dilated
without the brain death.
353
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,374
Except he'll just
get better on his own,
354
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,747
so why would you
take this case?
355
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,086
Because House doesn't
care about the treatment
356
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,678
as long as the case
is interesting.
357
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,457
I'll do a blood draw and put
glutethimide on the tox screen.
358
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,465
- Really?
- You thought that case was interesting?
359
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,803
Guess we're still on Arlene.
360
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,805
Aren't there other ways of
keeping Masters occupied?
361
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,808
Not according to my sexual
harassment seminar.
362
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,773
Maybe it's not hypochondria.
363
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,213
She says she gets
a lot of rashes.
364
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,049
Add the fever, sounds
like autoimmune, SLE.
365
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,986
Congratulations. You can think exactly
like a semi-competent internist.
366
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,952
Kaufman's starting
her on prednisone.
367
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,960
But the heart
problems were first.
368
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,457
Endocarditis?
369
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:00,822
With no murmurs?
370
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,296
It's usually a late sign.
371
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,732
The echo showed
pristine valves.
372
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,429
Below the resolving threshold.
373
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,796
Kaufman's prednisone will
suppress her immune system.
374
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,898
It could kill her.
375
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,738
You've got to tell
him it's endocarditis.
376
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:16,906
Check the wiretap.
377
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,280
His ID guy's has been putting
the same argument to him.
378
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,945
He can't convince him.
You think I got a better shot?
379
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,311
So what do we do?
380
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,184
We switch her meds.
381
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,529
We get a solution of
broad-spectrum antibiotics.
382
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,861
Stick it in an IV bag
marked for prednisone.
383
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,492
Kaufman can only be
there a few times a day.
384
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,662
Tell Arlene you're from the pharmacy.
Switch them out.
385
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,965
This is nuts.
386
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,141
This is way too complicated...
It's hanging an IV bag.
387
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,301
If the attending doesn't know
what she's on, the risk of...
388
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,005
What risk? We know how he's
treating her, we bugged the room.
389
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,637
This is not about information.
390
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,115
We're talking ethical and
legal violations on a scale
391
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,947
that should make even you puke.
She's dying!
392
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,715
Doesn't mean we should all
go to jail to save her!
393
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:08,461
You're losing control because
this is your girlfriend's mom.
394
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,532
You gonna run this by Cuddy?
395
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:17,434
No. She said to keep her out
of it, do what we need to do.
396
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,706
Look, I know what I'm suggesting
is completely screwed up.
397
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:24,009
That's because this situation
is completely screwed up.
398
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,174
Do it or you're fired.
399
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,223
We stick together, he can't
fire all three of us.
400
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:37,889
Give me your prescription pad.
401
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,154
Why are you doing this?
402
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,255
Because I think
it's endocarditis
403
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,459
and I think the
prednisone will kill her.
404
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,727
And I forgot my
prescription pad.
405
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,074
Am I
a horrible person?
406
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,450
I used to win awards
for volunteer work.
407
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,853
I went to Guatemala
and fixed cleft palates.
408
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,391
Now we're sitting back letting
Chase do our dirty work.
409
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,053
We're doing the right thing.
Stay out of it.
410
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,655
I don't know.
I don't know about anything anymore.
411
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,235
Then this thing with the
kid Rachel's brother is...
412
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,669
Stay out
of that, too.
413
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,833
A, radiologists, experts,
unlike you said no bleed.
414
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,536
B, you yourself
said it's probably not.
415
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,942
C, you've got no
doctor-patient relationship.
416
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,673
D, you'll lose
your consulting job.
417
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,045
E, your ex will kill you.
418
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,708
F, I'm running out
of alphabet here.
419
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,346
You do it?
420
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,253
Had the bag.
Walking towards the room
421
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,690
and Cuddy's sister
says, "Hey, Dr. Chase."
422
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,758
I met her at that
charity event last year.
423
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,228
One of you two's
got to do this.
424
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,528
I met Arlene at
the same benefit.
425
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:48,861
Conveniently.
426
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,064
Come on, don't ask me.
I don't even know if I believe it's...
427
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,106
Damn it.
It's Rachel's brother.
428
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,171
He wants me to check
out some new case.
429
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,733
Conveniently.
430
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,814
It's a tryout.
I need this job.
431
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,243
I got to do this.
432
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,481
So you're just gonna ditch us, run
off and work on some other case?
433
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:22,822
Are you Timothy's mom?
434
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,095
Yeah.
435
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,397
My name is Christopher Taub.
436
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,303
I'm a doctor at
Princeton-Plainsboro.
437
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,704
I saw your son's file.
438
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:32,642
I think he might have a very
small bleed in his brain.
439
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:36,942
Wait, you saw his file?
How do you even know who we are?
440
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,715
Your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.
441
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,514
He needs a cerebral
angiogram today.
442
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,316
Get in your car and meet
me at the hospital.
443
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:49,623
Timothy?
We're gonna go see the doctor.
444
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,167
Another pop quiz.
445
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,364
How many idiot doctors does
it take to switch an IV?
446
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,501
The longer we wait,
the more the prednisone
447
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,806
is gonna kill
her immune system.
448
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:09,847
Forget playing the pharmacist.
Mom naps every afternoon.
449
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,542
Wait by the room, when she falls
asleep, get the sister out somehow.
450
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,815
Hi, Dr. Cuddy.
Is now a good time to talk?
451
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,154
Not really.
452
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,821
So, um, you know how
you had us consulting,
453
00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,864
and then stopped
having us consult?
454
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,327
Why are you still here?
455
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:33,403
Well, I think the stopping
might have stopped.
456
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,169
House put me on this weird case
where there's no treatment.
457
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,806
I think maybe to distract me.
458
00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:40,867
And they've been acting odd.
459
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,904
I'll look into it.
460
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:44,713
Thank you for coming to me.
461
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:49,253
Because I'm worried that he's
switching your mother's medications.
462
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,512
I checked with the pharmacy.
463
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,116
Dr. Chase got prednisone and
antibiotics for my coma patient.
464
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,321
Which wouldn't treat him,
465
00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:02,730
but could treat conditions
that cause heart failure.
466
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:10,199
You told me to keep you out of
it, do what I needed to do.
467
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:11,735
What the hell did
you think that meant?
468
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,935
I meant like if
you had to slip her
469
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,740
a few more vitamin
pills or something.
470
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,815
This is life-threatening.
It's illegal.
471
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,147
I wasn't expecting
something like this.
472
00:25:20,218 --> 00:25:22,083
Only because you intentionally
weren't thinking about it
473
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,815
'cause you don't wanna
make any tough decisions.
474
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,923
Are you completely
sure it's endocarditis?
475
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,029
That's not a real question.
476
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,063
Endocarditis fits better
than the alternatives.
477
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:47,542
We're having a little trouble
hanging the right IV.
478
00:25:48,313 --> 00:25:50,645
Fastest way is with your help.
479
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,022
Where
did Julia go?
480
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,188
She's got a family.
481
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,195
I've got a family.
482
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,395
Three kids and a husband,
that's a family.
483
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,739
You are always tougher on me than Julia.
Why is that?
484
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,101
I'm not.
485
00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:21,069
I was thinking about when you
made me run for yearbook editor.
486
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,909
I didn't want to, I didn't have a
social life my whole senior year.
487
00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,209
You let Julia do
whatever she wanted.
488
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,843
We're debating 12th grade now?
489
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:28,977
Like anything's changed.
490
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,043
What do you want, Lisa?
491
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:33,420
Do you want to hear
I love you both the same?
492
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:35,116
Of course I do.
493
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,056
Okay.
494
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,556
But times like this,
495
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,502
when we argue, it reminds me
496
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,367
I have more in common with her.
497
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,470
She's nicer to me.
498
00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,073
I love you both,
499
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:57,438
but I like her more than you.
500
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,258
I called you three times.
501
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,234
My phone wasn't exactly on.
502
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,233
I figure I'll be getting
some angry calls
503
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,000
once radiology sends
back the angiogram.
504
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:24,169
They already did.
505
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,743
Here.
506
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,006
This is what you saw.
507
00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,273
It's an anatomical
variant of the skull,
508
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:34,318
bone in proximity
to a blood vessel.
509
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,943
There was nothing
wrong with him.
510
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,418
That was reason G.
511
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,454
That's good news for him.
512
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:52,660
Lungs clear?
513
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,500
Diffuse wheezing,
tightness, pruritus.
514
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,770
It's an allergic reaction.
515
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,201
Looks like. But it
doesn't make any sense.
516
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,807
She's on prednisone.
How could she get an allergic reaction?
517
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:12,619
I switched out the antibiotics,
put her back on prednisone.
518
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,660
Her breathing's normal.
But the A-fib's back and her fever's up.
519
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,921
Allergy's got to be
due to our antibiotics.
520
00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,588
Does Kaufman
know what we did?
521
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,789
That's good.
No, that is terrible.
522
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,301
He doesn't know that she
got worse on antibiotics,
523
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,961
so now he's
thinking endocarditis.
524
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,665
He'll put her back on the antibiotics
that almost suffocated her.
525
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,932
What do we do?
526
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,003
We push through this.
527
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:38,045
Started in the heart, endocarditis still
fits, it's just got to be fungal.
528
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,879
We have to switch Kaufman's
antibiotics for Amphotericin B.
529
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:42,577
I don't know if you're
right, I don't care.
530
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,349
But we are gonna end
up killing this woman
531
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,890
if we keep confusing her attending
with these secret meds.
532
00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,653
I don't care about confusing the attending.
I want this woman...
533
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,060
We're not talking about
simple antibiotics anymore.
534
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:54,996
Amphotericin B is dangerous in itself.
It's a poison.
535
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,864
That's why it kills fungi.
It'll give her fever, chills...
536
00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,130
Which she already has,
which will help us hide it.
537
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:01,399
I don't think I can
take a risk like that.
538
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:03,235
Well, then, you shouldn't
have let her fire me!
539
00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:12,047
Look, all you have to do
is switch the IVs again.
540
00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:14,279
This has blown up
on you once already.
541
00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,341
He's right.
542
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,478
Yep.
543
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:22,258
I'm so sorry I got you guys into this.
You should go.
544
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:33,359
I'm right.
545
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,668
I know.
And I'll do it, but...
546
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:53,357
I agree. Fungal
endocarditis fits.
547
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,755
But we still have
to tell your mother.
548
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,734
I don't want to
tell her, not at all,
549
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,066
but the patient is
the highest priority.
550
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:09,932
I'm kicking you
out of your office.
551
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,643
Yes, you. This is
not her office yet.
552
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,197
If you tell anyone,
553
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,603
I will get you thrown
out of med school
554
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,197
and I will destroy your career.
555
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:49,572
I've thought about that.
556
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:56,277
Lying about me won't work.
557
00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,716
Everybody knows
your reputation.
558
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:03,124
True. But I won't
have to lie.
559
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:09,597
Buried in your coma patient's
big, big file is a form
560
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,362
that doesn't allow
treatment without
561
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:14,132
the express consent
of the relatives.
562
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:19,436
Wait...
You drew blood.
563
00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:23,076
That's not just a screw-up.
It's a criminal assault.
564
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:28,241
But you told me...
565
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,150
No. As you may recall...
566
00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,689
You set me up?
567
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:45,694
Why?
568
00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:50,766
Because this patient
is the highest priority.
569
00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:36,854
You made her think I was
hiding her son being sick!
570
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,885
She scuttled the settlement.
She reported me to the bar.
571
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,516
I got to deal
with that crap now!
572
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:47,024
I will sue you for slander,
for tortuous interference
573
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,090
and anything else
I can use to destroy you.
574
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:57,604
And my sister says, stay out
of her life, you failure.
575
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:01,711
Five years of therapy.
576
00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:12,749
Dr. Kaufman, I need to speak
with you and the patient alone.
577
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,089
I'm skipping
the credentials committee.
578
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:22,564
I'm going straight to the state
board and reporting you for...
579
00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:25,696
What you've done is
so off the spectrum,
580
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,295
I don't know there's
a specific name for it.
581
00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,964
- I think he's talking to you.
- Marty, calm down.
582
00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:32,770
- And you.
- What you did is worse.
583
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:35,539
He's an insane lunatic.
You're the Dean of Medicine.
584
00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:37,044
I want you off my case.
585
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,139
That's exactly right.
586
00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:40,046
Don't get excited.
You're fired, too.
587
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,210
What?
588
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,809
I'll never get away from House
589
00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,548
or my daughter if I stay here.
590
00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:46,487
Transfer me to
Princeton General.
591
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:47,751
Mom.
592
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:51,792
You're very ill and
you're very angry.
593
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,797
You really think now is the right
time to make a decision like this?
594
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,664
You lied to me and betrayed me.
595
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:02,135
Do you think I really care what
you consider a good idea anymore?
596
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,479
I'll get the ambulance.
597
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,688
Happy?
598
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,164
I can't believe it.
599
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:43,503
What just happened?
600
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,011
You just killed her.
601
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,183
Are you blaming me?
602
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,056
This is all because
you're so arrogant,
603
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,527
you goaded her into firing you.
604
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,860
Actually, my mistakes started
a little after that,
605
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,695
when I agreed to
your brilliant scheme
606
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,564
to keep me on the case
after she'd fired me off it.
607
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,863
She would have
left the hospital.
608
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,371
Only 'cause you would have let her.
Like you did just now.
609
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,736
You think I can control her?
610
00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:11,069
I don't know.
I've never seen you try.
611
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:14,110
I have been rebelling against
this woman my entire life.
612
00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,112
Here's what I've seen.
613
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,113
She insults you,
you complain to me.
614
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,344
I drug her at dinner,
you never let her know.
615
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,444
We slip her medicine,
happens behind her back.
616
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,545
You never confront her.
617
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,682
And it pisses me off.
618
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,694
Are you taking this personally?
619
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:36,265
If she leaves, she dies.
620
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:41,567
One day, maybe a week from
now, maybe a year from now,
621
00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:46,969
you're gonna decide that the man
sleeping next to you killed your mother.
622
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,474
Get me my patient back.
623
00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,017
This is really bad, Lise.
624
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:01,820
I swear to God, Jules,
I will call security.
625
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,830
I asked you before
why you were tough on me.
626
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:17,930
I wasn't.
627
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,806
You were.
And I know why.
628
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,109
You see something in
me that you didn't see
629
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,945
in Julia and you
didn't see in you.
630
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,747
A type of ambition,
a type of brains.
631
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,844
That's why you rode me.
632
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:35,915
You made me yearbook editor, summa
undergrad, AOA in med school.
633
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,257
The only time I ever
see light in your eyes
634
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,163
is when you hear me
talking about my job.
635
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,570
The reason you keep
coming to see me
636
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,005
in the clinic is
because you trust me.
637
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:54,177
You trust my medical judgment.
638
00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:56,639
So here it is.
639
00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,408
If you transfer to
Princeton General,
640
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,611
you'll be treated
well and you'll die.
641
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:07,616
If you stay here with House, you'll
be treated badly, but you'll live.
642
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,593
I don't care if I have
to slash the tires
643
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,292
of every ambulance
in this bay, Mom.
644
00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:20,301
I am not letting you
leave my hospital.
645
00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:25,642
One, two, three.
646
00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:29,039
I got it.
How are you feeling, Mom?
647
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:31,243
I feel a little dizzy.
648
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:34,716
Heart's still weak from the infection.
We'll hang an antifungal IV.
649
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,514
If you're so great,
how come you're not
650
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,714
running your
department anymore?
651
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,313
What are you
talking about, Mom?
652
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:41,653
That's what he told me.
653
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:42,715
Two days ago?
654
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,988
I said that I didn't have a department to run?
I was being sarcastic.
655
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,487
No, you weren't.
656
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,393
Right, because
people who are talking
657
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:49,899
can't tell if they're
being sarcastic.
658
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,326
That doesn't make any sense.
659
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:54,337
Of course they can.
But you weren't.
660
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,875
I love A-Rod.
661
00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:05,345
He's so modest
662
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:08,943
and I highly respect the paintings
he has of himself as a centaur.
663
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,580
Question.
Do I like A-Rod?
664
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,224
Yes. Whoever he is.
665
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:18,925
She can't recognize sarcasm?
666
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,123
Deficit in the right
parahippocampal gyrus,
667
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:24,226
which means CNS involvement
before the fever.
668
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,462
I was wrong about
the endocarditis.
669
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,699
I don't feel...
670
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,235
Mom. Mom.
671
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,971
Heart rate 170. Nurse!
672
00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:38,139
Do something.
673
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:39,204
I am.
674
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,316
House!
The fever was hypothalamic.
675
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,752
That means brain,
heart, anemia, allergy.
676
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,153
You hear that, what do you think?
I don't know.
677
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:47,519
You think heavy metal toxicity.
678
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:48,956
It can't be.
You treated chelation for lead.
679
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,994
And she got better,
then she got worse
680
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,757
because she never
stopped being poisoned.
681
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:55,888
What are you doing?
682
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:57,228
You really want me
to stop and explain?
683
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,743
There it is.
Look at that.
684
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,418
The muscle's black.
685
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,678
Necrosis?
686
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:22,953
Metallosis. Her artificial hip
weared and teared way too much.
687
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,255
It's cobalt poisoning.
688
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,786
We're gonna need
Chase to get an OR.
689
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,593
We should start
chelation again.
690
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:02,626
I thought you didn't
want to see me.
691
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,395
I didn't.
692
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,526
But Foreman called me.
693
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,873
I didn't know that you thought
694
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:16,037
that little boy had
a bleed in his head.
695
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:23,217
I will kill my brother if
he messes with you anymore.
696
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,985
What do you care?
697
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:33,189
Chris. You were
a crappy husband.
698
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,760
But you are a good person.
699
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,128
Once again.
You are unfired.
700
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:11,393
Why?
701
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,568
You sold me out
even though you knew
702
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,802
that you're gonna get
thrown out of med school.
703
00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:22,804
That's just kind of impressive.
704
00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:30,280
I keep my job if I stand up
to you, I keep it if I don't.
705
00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,651
I don't buy it.
706
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:39,061
When Cuddy was protecting me before,
she was protecting a doctor.
707
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:41,791
She's now protecting
a boyfriend.
708
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:44,561
The hospital's not gonna
put up with that for long.
709
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,794
So I need you to protect me
710
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,136
from doing something
Cuddy will regret.
711
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,272
See you bright
and late tomorrow.
712
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:19,198
Mom, why would you
want to keep this?
713
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:23,639
So I can mount it on the
wall like a moose head.
714
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:36,886
It says here,
"Cobalt can cause rashes,
715
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:40,347
"dizziness and
stomach problems."
716
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:45,159
You still think I've been
imagining the whole thing?
717
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,789
Okay, you might have a point.
718
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:49,824
How do you feel?
719
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:53,836
You know, a little
dizziness, some pain.