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♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪
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♪ bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum ♪
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♪ bum bum bum bum bum ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman ♪
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If you're going to dress
like an Italian hooker,
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at least let it be
this year's Italian hooker.
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She's not telling us
we look fat.
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That's a major
breakthrough.
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If you didn't want
to be insulted,
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you wouldn't have invited me.
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Would anyone like
some champagne?
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- No.
- Yes, three glasses, please.
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Mom.
Yeah, it's not-- it's not even lunch.
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If you'd prefer,
I'll make it a mimosa.
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What do you think?
Perfect...
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For a night on the town.
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Perfect
for breast-feeding.
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♪ Please turn on
your magic beam ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream ♪
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My heart's doing
that weird thing again.
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Beating?
That's normal for humans.
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Come on, Lisa, take her
seriously for once.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream ♪
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♪ make him the cutest... ♪
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What?
What is it?
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I think we need to get you
to the hospital.
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♪ Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream ♪
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♪ House 7x11 ♪ Family
Practice Original Air Date on February 7, 2011
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== Corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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I'm dying to try it.
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- Is no one gonna tell me...
- Shh.
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How delightful.
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Why we're in the morgue?
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House is on the lam
from someone.
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Taub's got his money on Wilson,
but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
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Fool's bet. There's
a whole world of angry patients,
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creditors...
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She needs a doctor.
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Yes, just not me.
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Your mom is
a 65-year-old woman
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with high
blood pressure.
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- What about the macrocytic anemia?
- Borderline,
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which is the lab equivalent
of imaginary,
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which, by the way,
matches the rest
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of her medical history.
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You really think
she's psyching herself
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into atrial fibrillation?
- So get her a cardiologist.
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You don't want me
involved.
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You don't want
you involved.
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All that ethics stuff
that I don't give a crap about
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suddenly makes sense.
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If you're
emotionally invested,
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you cannot make
rational decisions.
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You know this would be
a disaster.
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This is my mother.
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Treadmill test
went well--
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no chest discomfort
or ischemia.
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The abnormal rhythm
will probably resolve itself,
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and if not, a daily pill
will keep it under control.
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I will follow up
later today.
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Is it connected
to my other symptoms?
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Which other symptoms, mom?
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Aye...
Not her fault.
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This "Dean
of Medicine" stuff--
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very impressive at parties.
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But she's forgotten
how to be a real doctor.
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It's all in my file.
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There are 15 years
of clinic visits in this file.
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I don't want to be
a bother.
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But isn't this what
you do for a living?
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So...
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We're looking for a disease that
can last a decade and a half,
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causes constipation,
diarrhea, flu, cold,
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dizziness, rashes,
back and joint pain,
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"heart feeling weird,"
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"kishkes feeling wobbly,"
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one actual hip replacement.
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And which has eluded detection
by years of blood work,
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X-rays, and MRIs.
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Well, one thing does
pop to mind.
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We'll monitor you,
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and we'll give you
a thyroid test.
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And House's team
will do a home search
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for environmental toxins.
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He seems to know his stuff.
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How come he can't afford
a coat that fits?
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No radon, no
mold, no lead in the pipes.
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Yeah, yeah, great. Have you seen
Cuddy's high-school yearbook?
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Okay, that is clearly
not related to the case.
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There is no case.
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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,
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so he figures
there's something to hide.
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Any guesses?
It's clearly related
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to being a giant
teenage dork.
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So you thought I'd have
some insights.
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Oh, no, no.
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- I didn't mean.
- Relax.
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I was crowned
homecoming geek.
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I'm sure
you can relate...
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Because you knew
some dorks.
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I was the class president
and head boy at--
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aah!
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Oh...
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Is that--
is that Cuddy's mom?
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Certain parts of her...
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And certain parts of some
muscular Hispanic gentleman.
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Should we consider STDs?
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I think I just caught one
looking at these photos.
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What does "azarcon" mean?
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I--
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it means we might have
an actual case.
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Mexican herbal medication
for stomach problems,
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but only in the sense
that lead chromate is an herb
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and poison
is a medication.
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I'll start a chelation I.V.
Thank you so much.
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That wasn't too much
of a disaster, was it?
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You know...
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That's not the only thing
they found in her home.
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Not my yearbook...
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Nope.
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Just some stuff
that could cause
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severe nausea and permanent
erectile dysfunction...
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And which proves that
your mom is doing the help.
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According to her diary, it's
some contractor named Jesus...
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Which, granted, was originally
a Jewish name, but...
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Go, mom.
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So...
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Why were you taking
a Mexican folk remedy?
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A friend uses it.
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A friend?
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Mom...
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Just for medical reasons,
you should have told me.
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If you're sexually active--
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at my age, he's more
the active one.
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Mom's having a fling.
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I know.
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You do?
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She's been giving me
lousy advice about it
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for five years.
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- I have physical needs.
- He's a married man, mom.
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She doesn't want sex
with him.
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I do want
to have sex with him.
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Tell me,
who's being hurt?
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Hold on.
Five years?
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- Why didn't you tell me about it?
- I don't know.
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We don't have
that kind of relationship.
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Does that really
surprise you?
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You said you had two guys
helping you move.
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They couldn't get
out of work.
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I'm trying
to economize.
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This hotel's cheap.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry. I just wanted
to drop off some mail
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and talk to you
about something.
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Of course.
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Rache...
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Chris,
that's not why.
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We got to move on.
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What does that mean?
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Have you moved on?
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With who?
Is it Phil?
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I don't want to talk
about this.
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I know that you're worried
about money.
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- You're trying to change the subject.
- Yeah,
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which you
could have gleaned
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from, "I don't want to talk
about this."
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I got you a tryout
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to be a part-time medical
consultant on lawsuits.
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Wait, with your brother?
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Have you completely forgotten
the last time I saw him?
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That was five years ago.
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Jamie had just found out
that you'd been cheating on me
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with your partner's
daughter.
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It's a little overreaction.
My--
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he broke my nose
and then called me
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the most horrible person
he's ever met.
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He shouldn't have broken
your nose.
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You know, texts,
calls, and emails
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all go to the same magic device
these days.
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You only got to send one.
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Then it's even weirder
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it took you so long
to get down here.
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Yeah, that's
a crazy mystery.
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It's not like I got
a department to run.
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This other magic device
tells me that lead poisoning
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wouldn't cause all my symptoms.
True.
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But it could cause
the 5% that are real.
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You think
I'm a hypochondriac?
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Well, let me answer this way--
maybe you're imagining
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that I think
you're a hypochondriac.
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Look, my hand
just started to shake.
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It's a side effect
of these arthritis pills.
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Read the label.
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I did...
When I was typing it up,
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right before I slapped it
on a bottle of sugar pills.
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You printed
a fake label...
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Just to prove
I'm a hypochondriac?
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Did it work?
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It got you fired,
you schmuck.
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An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,
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and only then because
he runs internal medicine.
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She wanted to leave
the hospital entirely.
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My God, a woman
getting better
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wants to leave
the hospital?
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If she's getting better,
it's not because
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you made her feel like a fool.
It couldn't be more because.
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If I hadn't,
she'd have diagnosed herself
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with six new forms
of cancer.
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She'd never leave.
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It's hard enough dealing
with my mom being sick.
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This juvenile--
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Yeah?
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Lisa, it's gonna be okay,
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but she's in a-fib at 170.
Oh, God.
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I think we should cardiovert
while she's unsedated.
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I'll be right there.
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A-fib's at 170.
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Wait.
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I'm sorry she's sick.
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I'm not sorry
I'm off the case.
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You're not off the case.
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You don't think
you can convince her--
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no, no.
You are staying on.
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She just can't know
about it.
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Top of the morning,
Dr. Kaufman.
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Here's the deal.
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You copy me
on all the imaging.
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- I'll have my guys run the lab tests.
- No.
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I thought you spoke
to Cuddy.
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Yeah. Then I spoke
to the elder Cuddy,
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who specifically requested
you not be involved.
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Listen, Kauffy,
you are perfectly competent,
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bordering
on good, even.
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But you know I'm better.
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If you want,
we can pretend it's 'cause
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I got a team
and more resources.
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Either way, it'd be crazy
to ignore my advice.
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It's not gonna stop
at advice.
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You're gonna start
cutting me out,
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go behind me
to your girlfriend.
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And if something
goes wrong,
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still me standing up there
alone at the M and M.
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Please...
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Stay away
from my patient.
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Which button?
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The one by your right hand
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with the design of the bed
next to it and the arrows
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pointing up or down.
You bugged the room?
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I absolutely,
without apology, will admit
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that someone may have
allegedly done so.
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Guess we can pass
unethical
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and skip straight
to illegal.
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Not according to the recent
Supreme Court case
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of bite versus me.
256
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,012
Dr. Kaufman's single.
257
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,848
Did you know he went
to Harvard Medical School?
258
00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:14,184
Mom, stop
yenta-ing for one minute!
259
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:16,286
If you want
gloomy and unable to commit,
260
00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:17,888
then stick
with the goyishe one.
261
00:11:17,956 --> 00:11:19,957
This is completely unethical.
Why are we listening to this?
262
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,292
I know I'm a pain,
but it's impossible
263
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,761
for me to work with you
if you-- fine, fine!
264
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:26,897
Instead of a live stream,
I'll get a recap from Cuddy
265
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,932
20 minutes later--
thank you for saving America.
266
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,401
Could be leukemia.
267
00:11:31,469 --> 00:11:33,103
Anemia from
taking over the marrow,
268
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:35,939
a-fib from infiltrating
cardiac muscle.
269
00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:38,575
Sounds good.
270
00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:41,278
Yeah.
271
00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:44,348
I was really hoping
for a different diagnosis--
272
00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:46,650
one that Kaufman hadn't
already come up with.
273
00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:49,052
He just started
a bone-marrow biopsy.
274
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,188
So we don't need to do anything.
I don't.
275
00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:53,290
You do. Go to admitting.
Find us a new case.
276
00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:06,370
Psst! Whaa!
277
00:12:12,243 --> 00:12:13,544
Ddx.
278
00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:15,245
Um, we just did it.
279
00:12:15,313 --> 00:12:17,080
No, we just did
the fake one.
280
00:12:17,148 --> 00:12:19,616
Why do you think I let the
truth fairy know about the bug?
281
00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:21,652
I was testing her.
She failed.
282
00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:23,153
She's still a narc.
283
00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:26,190
Thiamine deficiency
fits better than leukemia.
284
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,659
You think she's
an alcoholic?
285
00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:31,428
I had dinner with Arlene.
I mixed her a gin and tonic.
286
00:12:31,496 --> 00:12:33,764
And I'd run
out of the tonic,
287
00:12:33,831 --> 00:12:35,666
so I substituted
sleeping pills.
288
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,334
Next morning,
she assumed
289
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,770
the blackout was
from the drinking.
290
00:12:39,837 --> 00:12:42,639
How many old ladies are used
to passing out from boozing?
291
00:12:42,707 --> 00:12:46,610
The answer is the boozers.
292
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,346
We're gonna have to slip her
the thiamine pills.
293
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,551
We've got to run this
by Cuddy.
294
00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:58,722
Why do you think
I'm in such a bad mood?
295
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:07,231
Alcoholic?
296
00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:11,168
Treatment's very easy,
297
00:13:11,236 --> 00:13:13,237
safe.
298
00:13:13,304 --> 00:13:15,606
It's literally
a few vitamin pills.
299
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:17,274
It'll fix her heart,
300
00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:20,077
and it won't interfere with
the biopsy Kaufman's running.
301
00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:23,714
Put 'em
in an antacid bottle.
302
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:25,782
Just tell her
it's for stomach problems.
303
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,590
I have to ask her
about this.
304
00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:36,860
Of course.
Absolutely.
305
00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:38,195
You'll ask.
She'll deny.
306
00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:40,030
You'll push it.
She'll get offended.
307
00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,465
You'll be exactly
where you are now,
308
00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:43,133
except it'll be
harder to treat.
309
00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:44,368
You've absolutely
got to do that.
310
00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:45,669
I don't think
she'll lie to me.
311
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,739
She just spent
the last five years
312
00:13:48,806 --> 00:13:51,541
going south of the border
down Mexico way.
313
00:13:51,609 --> 00:13:53,644
We have our issues,
but since dad died,
314
00:13:53,711 --> 00:13:57,714
we tell each other the truth
when asked directly.
315
00:13:57,782 --> 00:14:01,151
It's important to us.
316
00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:05,856
Addicts lie.
317
00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:21,672
Can I speak
to mom alone?
318
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:25,075
Why?
319
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,948
You're scaring me,
Lisa.
320
00:14:32,016 --> 00:14:36,320
Mom, I think your drinking
is causing your heart problems.
321
00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:39,690
Is this about the champagne?
She ordered--
322
00:14:41,526 --> 00:14:44,895
patsy and Anne
told me last week
323
00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:46,997
you lost control
at the museum luncheon.
324
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:49,566
You're talking to my friends
behind my back.
325
00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:53,003
We are all concerned.
Just tell me honestly...
326
00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:54,671
How much have you
been drinking?
327
00:14:57,342 --> 00:15:01,578
I may be your patient,
but I am still your mother.
328
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:05,115
And I'm telling you
I am not a drunk.
329
00:15:11,489 --> 00:15:14,224
Okay.
330
00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:27,504
For your stomach pains.
331
00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:55,265
If something like that
comes up again, just...
332
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,700
Do what you need
to do.
333
00:15:56,768 --> 00:15:59,236
And keep you out of it?
Yeah.
334
00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:02,072
I am being a coward,
335
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,974
which is exactly why
doctors shouldn't treat
336
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,542
their own families.
337
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:07,411
Congratulations.
338
00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:09,713
You were right,
as usual.
339
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,853
The hitting you
was not optimal.
340
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,623
I was going through
my own divorce at the time.
341
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:21,425
I have had years
of therapy.
342
00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:22,826
Now when I get mad,
343
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,829
I do some deep breathing,
squeeze my stress ball.
344
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,932
Hey, I kind of
deserved it.
345
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,368
That's for sure.
346
00:16:31,436 --> 00:16:33,403
Here's the deal.
347
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,705
I do a lot
of med-mal insurance.
348
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,407
I need a new
non-testifying expert.
349
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:38,975
I'll give you one case
as a tryout.
350
00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:40,377
You kick ass,
I put you on retainer.
351
00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:43,413
Average 15 hours a week,
it's 50 a year.
352
00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:45,682
50 what?
353
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,585
You kidding?
$50,000.
354
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:50,654
I'll take it.
355
00:16:50,721 --> 00:16:52,823
You drive a soft bargain.
356
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,591
You got to sign
an N.D.A.
357
00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,792
Sure.
358
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,061
Is this...?
359
00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,163
Uh, that's a case
I'm about to settle.
360
00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:02,732
I rep a giant
pizza-delivery company.
361
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,202
Driver hit that kid,
messed up his legs.
362
00:17:05,269 --> 00:17:08,004
And gave him a microbleed
in his brain, right?
363
00:17:08,072 --> 00:17:10,540
What? No.
364
00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:12,075
This little white mark.
365
00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:15,946
Your predecessor checked,
so did the kid's doctors.
366
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:18,915
I don't know what that is,
but he's fine.
367
00:17:18,983 --> 00:17:22,285
Probably.
But if there's any doubt--
368
00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:23,687
it's a
multimillion-dollar case.
369
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,155
We're settling
in two days.
370
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:26,890
Lay off it, okay?
371
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,892
Okay.
You're right.
372
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,261
I'm off.
373
00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:44,674
She spiked a fever.
It's 102.
374
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:49,412
That means I was wrong
about the thiamine deficiency.
375
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,381
You were wrong
about the alcoholism.
376
00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,250
True dat.
377
00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:55,652
It's actually looking
more and more like leukemia.
378
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,322
Kaufman rushed the biopsies.
It's not cancer.
379
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,825
So there's
a bright side...
380
00:18:01,893 --> 00:18:04,561
Kaufman was wrong too.
381
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,408
- Ddx.
Okay...
382
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,491
What disease can turn
Cuddy's mother
383
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:22,127
into a coma patient
named Stewart?
384
00:18:22,195 --> 00:18:23,162
Lupus?
385
00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:28,333
We got fired from that case.
We're moving on.
386
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,602
We were already fired.
By the patient.
387
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,471
This time by Cuddy,
so it's real.
388
00:18:32,539 --> 00:18:35,374
She somehow realized that
her completely unworkable system
389
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:37,409
was completely unworkable.
390
00:18:37,477 --> 00:18:40,078
Okay, pop quiz,
hot shots--
391
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:42,014
I chose vegetable stew
for a reason.
392
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:46,585
You got 60 seconds,
no "hintsies."
393
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:47,786
You're not gonna
talk to us?
394
00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:49,421
Exactly.
You're gonna have to--hey!
395
00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:50,989
You're good.
396
00:18:51,057 --> 00:18:53,292
So this is just a test?
397
00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:55,227
Pupils fixed and dilated--
398
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,196
an addict,
399
00:18:57,263 --> 00:18:59,832
found with an empty bottle
of phenobarb next to him.
400
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:02,835
How is this a mystery?
It's an overdose.
401
00:19:02,902 --> 00:19:03,936
Glutethimide!
402
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,771
Script filled last year.
403
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:08,607
Could mimic fixed and dilated
without the brain death...
404
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:11,477
Except he'll just get better
on his own,
405
00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:13,612
so why would you take
this case?
406
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,113
Because House doesn't care
about the treatment
407
00:19:15,181 --> 00:19:16,515
as long as the case
is interesting.
408
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,684
I'll do a blood draw
409
00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:21,253
and put glutethimide
on the tox screen.
410
00:19:26,926 --> 00:19:28,193
Really?
411
00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:30,496
You thought that case
was interesting?
412
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,731
Oh, guess we're still
on Arlene.
413
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,033
Aren't there other ways
of keeping Masters occupied?
414
00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:37,636
Not according to my
sexual harassment seminar.
415
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,041
Maybe it's not hypochondria.
416
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:44,376
She said she gets
a lot of rashes.
417
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,577
Add the fever--
418
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:48,280
sounds like
autoimmune, S.L.E.
419
00:19:48,348 --> 00:19:50,449
Congratulations,
you can think exactly like
420
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,384
a semi-competent
internist.
421
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,987
Kaufman's starting her
on prednisone.
422
00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:56,955
But the heart problems
were first.
423
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,258
Endocarditis.
424
00:19:59,325 --> 00:20:00,592
With no murmurs?
425
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,794
It's usually a late sign.
426
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,129
Echo showed
pristine valves.
427
00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,397
Below the resolving
threshold.
428
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,366
Kaufman's prednisone
429
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,735
will suppress her
immune system--could kill her.
430
00:20:13,573 --> 00:20:15,407
You got to tell him
it's endocarditis.
431
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,775
Check the wiretap.
432
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:19,278
His I.D. guy's been putting
the same argument to him.
433
00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:21,713
He can't convince him.
You think I got a better shot?
434
00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:22,981
So what do we do?
435
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,556
We switch her meds.
436
00:20:30,623 --> 00:20:32,224
We get a solution
of broad-spectrum antibiotics,
437
00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:35,427
stick it in an I.V. bag
marked for prednisone.
438
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,362
Kaufman can only be there
a few times a day.
439
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:39,731
Tell Arlene you're from
the pharmacy, switch 'em out.
440
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:42,200
This is nuts.
This is way too complicated.
441
00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:43,569
It's hanging an I.V. bag!
442
00:20:43,636 --> 00:20:45,237
If the attending
doesn't know what she's on,
443
00:20:45,305 --> 00:20:46,538
the risk of drug reaction--
What risk?
444
00:20:46,606 --> 00:20:48,574
We know how he's treating her.
We bugged the room.
445
00:20:48,641 --> 00:20:49,875
This is not about information!
446
00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:51,710
We're talking ethical
and legal violations
447
00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:53,478
on a scale that should make
even you puke!
448
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,514
She's dying! That doesn't
mean we should all go to jail
449
00:20:55,582 --> 00:20:56,648
to save her!
450
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:06,458
You're losing control
because...
451
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:10,195
This is your
girlfriend's mom.
452
00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:12,998
You gonna run this
by Cuddy?
453
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,399
No.
454
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,335
She said to
keep her out of it,
455
00:21:16,402 --> 00:21:17,669
do what we need to do.
456
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:18,937
Look, I know
what I'm suggesting
457
00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:20,906
is completely screwed up.
458
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:22,174
That's because
this situation
459
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,009
is completely screwed up.
460
00:21:24,077 --> 00:21:27,045
Do it, or you're fired.
461
00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:34,086
We stick together,
he can't fire all three of us.
462
00:21:35,922 --> 00:21:37,689
Give me a prescription pad.
463
00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:39,691
Why are you doing this?
464
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:41,259
Because I think
it's endocarditis,
465
00:21:41,327 --> 00:21:43,895
and I think the prednisone
will kill her.
466
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:46,398
Now, I forgot
my prescription pad.
467
00:21:56,909 --> 00:21:59,077
Am I a horrible person?
468
00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:02,180
I used to win awards
for volunteer work.
469
00:22:02,248 --> 00:22:04,850
I went to Guatemala
and fixed cleft palates.
470
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,319
Now we're sitting back
letting Chase
471
00:22:07,387 --> 00:22:09,755
do our dirty work.
We're doing the right thing--
472
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,757
stay out of it.
I don't know.
473
00:22:11,824 --> 00:22:14,760
I don't know
about anything anymore.
474
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:19,131
Then this thing with the kid,
Rachel's brother--
475
00:22:19,198 --> 00:22:20,632
stay out of that too.
476
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,769
A--radiologists--experts,
unlike you--said no bleed.
477
00:22:23,836 --> 00:22:25,570
B--you yourself said
it's probably not.
478
00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:27,939
C--you've got
no doctor-patient relationship.
479
00:22:28,007 --> 00:22:29,675
D--you'll lose
your consulting job.
480
00:22:29,742 --> 00:22:31,209
E--your ex will kill you.
481
00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:34,112
F--I'm running
out of alphabet here.
482
00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:37,182
You do it?
483
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,184
Had the bag,
walking towards the room,
484
00:22:39,252 --> 00:22:41,753
and Cuddy's sister says,
"hey, Dr. Chase."
485
00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:43,789
I met her at
that charity event last year.
486
00:22:43,856 --> 00:22:45,290
One of you two
has got to do this.
487
00:22:45,358 --> 00:22:47,459
I met Arlene
at the same benefit.
488
00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:48,727
Conveniently.
489
00:22:48,795 --> 00:22:50,762
Come on, don't ask me.
490
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,531
I don't even know
if I believe it's endo--
491
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,001
Damn it.
It's Rachel's brother.
492
00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:57,636
He wants me to check out
some new case.
493
00:22:57,704 --> 00:23:00,706
Conveniently.
494
00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:03,909
It's a tryout.
I need this job.
495
00:23:03,976 --> 00:23:06,645
I got to do this.
496
00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:08,180
So you're just gonna
ditch us, run off,
497
00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:09,314
and work
on some other case?
498
00:23:21,294 --> 00:23:22,961
Are you Timothy's mom?
499
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:24,863
Yeah.
My name is Christopher Taub.
500
00:23:24,931 --> 00:23:28,200
I'm a doctor
at Princeton Plainsboro.
501
00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:29,668
I saw your son's file.
502
00:23:29,736 --> 00:23:32,471
I think he might have
a very small bleed in his brain.
503
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:35,140
Wait, you--
you saw his file?
504
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,942
H-how do you even know
who we are? I--
505
00:23:37,009 --> 00:23:39,745
your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.
506
00:23:39,812 --> 00:23:41,546
He needs a cerebral
angiogram today.
507
00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:44,149
Get in your car and meet me
at the hospital.
508
00:23:46,753 --> 00:23:50,188
Timothy, we're gonna go see
the doctor.
509
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,234
Another pop quiz.
510
00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:01,404
How many idiot doctors
does it take to switch an I.V.?
511
00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:04,307
The longer we wait,
512
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,809
the more the prednisone
is gonna kill her immune system.
513
00:24:06,877 --> 00:24:08,411
Forget playing pharmacist.
514
00:24:08,479 --> 00:24:10,346
Mom naps every afternoon.
Wait by the room.
515
00:24:10,414 --> 00:24:12,582
When she falls asleep,
get the sister out somehow.
516
00:24:18,722 --> 00:24:20,790
Hi, Dr. Cuddy, is now
a good time to talk?
517
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:22,825
Not really.
518
00:24:22,893 --> 00:24:25,061
So, um, you know
how you had us consulting
519
00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:26,829
and then stopped
having us consult?
520
00:24:26,897 --> 00:24:29,399
Why are you still here?
521
00:24:29,466 --> 00:24:31,234
Um, well,
I think the stopping
522
00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:33,870
might have stopped.
523
00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:35,672
House put me
on this weird case
524
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:37,240
where there's
no treatment--
525
00:24:37,307 --> 00:24:39,208
I think maybe
to distract me.
526
00:24:39,276 --> 00:24:40,877
Uh, and they've been
acting odd.
527
00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:43,112
I'll look into it.
528
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,814
Thank you
for coming to me.
529
00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:47,383
Because I'm--I'm worried
that he's switching
530
00:24:47,451 --> 00:24:49,852
your mother's medications.
531
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,555
I checked
with the pharmacy--
532
00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:55,024
Dr. Chase got prednisone
and antibiotics
533
00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:57,326
for my coma patient,
which wouldn't treat him,
534
00:24:57,394 --> 00:25:00,129
but could treat conditions
that cause...
535
00:25:00,197 --> 00:25:03,266
Heart failure.
536
00:25:08,572 --> 00:25:10,273
You told me to keep you out
of it, do what I needed to do.
537
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,275
What the hell
did you think that meant?
538
00:25:12,342 --> 00:25:13,776
I meant, like, if you had
to slip her
539
00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:14,977
a few more vitamin pills
or something.
540
00:25:15,045 --> 00:25:16,446
This is life-threatening!
541
00:25:16,513 --> 00:25:18,414
It's illegal.
542
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:20,049
I wasn't expecting
something like this.
543
00:25:20,117 --> 00:25:21,684
Only because you intentionally
weren't thinking about it
544
00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:24,587
'cause you don't want to make
any tough decisions.
545
00:25:27,658 --> 00:25:29,859
Are you completely sure
it's endocarditis?
546
00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:34,230
That's not
a real question.
547
00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:37,967
Endocarditis fits
better than the alternatives.
548
00:25:44,108 --> 00:25:48,211
We're having a little trouble
hanging the right I.V.
549
00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:51,013
The fastest way is
with you help.
550
00:26:03,293 --> 00:26:04,894
Where'd Julia go?
551
00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:06,095
She's got a family.
552
00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:08,097
I've got a family.
553
00:26:08,165 --> 00:26:11,534
Three kids and a husband--
that's a family.
554
00:26:11,602 --> 00:26:13,970
You were always tougher
on me than Julia.
555
00:26:14,037 --> 00:26:16,272
Why is that?
I'm not.
556
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:19,742
I was thinking
about when you made me run
557
00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:21,944
for yearbook editor--
I didn't want to.
558
00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:23,913
I didn't have a social life
my whole senior year.
559
00:26:23,981 --> 00:26:25,615
You let Julia do
whatever she wanted.
560
00:26:25,682 --> 00:26:28,284
We're debating
12th grade now?
561
00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:30,253
Like anything's changed.
What do you want, Lisa?
562
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,322
Do you want to hear
I love you both the same?
563
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:35,491
Of course I do.
564
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:39,529
Okay.
565
00:26:39,596 --> 00:26:42,398
But times like this,
566
00:26:42,466 --> 00:26:45,568
when we argue,
it reminds me...
567
00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:48,004
I have more in common
with her.
568
00:26:48,071 --> 00:26:50,940
She's nicer to me.
569
00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:53,009
I love you both...
570
00:26:54,978 --> 00:26:57,914
But I like her
more than you.
571
00:27:15,465 --> 00:27:18,367
I called you three times.
My phone wasn't exactly on.
572
00:27:18,435 --> 00:27:20,436
I figure I'll be getting
some angry calls
573
00:27:20,504 --> 00:27:21,971
once radiology sends back
the angiogram.
574
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:24,907
They already did.
575
00:27:24,975 --> 00:27:26,676
Here...
576
00:27:26,743 --> 00:27:29,345
This is what you saw.
577
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,447
It's an anatomical variant
of the skull--
578
00:27:31,515 --> 00:27:34,283
the bone in proximity
to a blood vessel.
579
00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:35,785
There was nothing wrong
with him.
580
00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:39,288
That was reason "g."
581
00:27:40,924 --> 00:27:44,093
That's good news
for him.
582
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,269
Lungs clear?
Diffuse wheezing,
583
00:27:53,337 --> 00:27:55,605
tightness, pruritis.
584
00:27:55,672 --> 00:27:57,540
It's an allergic reaction.
585
00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:00,209
Looks like.
Doesn't make any sense.
586
00:28:00,277 --> 00:28:01,744
She's on prednisone.
587
00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:05,681
How could she get
an allergic reaction?
588
00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:11,321
I switched out
the antibiotics,
589
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,923
put her back on prednisone--
her breathing's normal.
590
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,359
But the a-fib's back,
and her fever's up.
591
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,994
Allergy's got to be due
to our antibiotics.
592
00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,663
Does Kaufman
know what we did?
593
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,831
That's good.
No, that is terrible!
594
00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:24,035
He doesn't know that
she got worse on antibiotics,
595
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,569
so now he's thinking
endocarditis.
596
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:26,704
He'll put her back
on the antibiotics
597
00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:27,705
that almost suffocated her.
598
00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:28,839
What do we do?
599
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,077
We push through this.
600
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:36,213
It started in the heart.
Endocarditis still fits.
601
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,682
It's just got
to be fungal.
602
00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:38,716
We have to switch
Kaufman's antibiotics
603
00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:40,217
for amphotericin "b."
604
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:42,286
I don't know if you're right.
I don't care.
605
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,587
But we are gonna end up
killing this woman
606
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,489
if we keep confusing
her attending
607
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,611
with these secret meds.
I don't care about confusing the attending!
608
00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:49,978
I want this woman--
609
00:28:50,046 --> 00:28:52,481
we're not talking about
simple antibiotics anymore.
610
00:28:52,548 --> 00:28:54,016
Amphotericin "b"
is dangerous in itself.
611
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,111
It's a poison.
That's why it kills fungi.
612
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,192
It'll give her fever, chills--
which she already has,
613
00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:00,402
which will help us
hide it.
614
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:01,937
I don't think I can take
a risk like that.
615
00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:04,640
Well, then you shouldn't
have let her fire me!
616
00:29:08,878 --> 00:29:12,447
Look, all you have to do
is switch the I.V.s again.
617
00:29:12,515 --> 00:29:14,717
This has blown up on you
once already.
618
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:15,997
- He's right.
- Yep.
619
00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:21,479
I'm so sorry
I got you guys into this.
620
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,693
You should go.
621
00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:33,950
I'm right.
I know.
622
00:29:33,998 --> 00:29:36,967
And I'll do it, but--
623
00:29:50,281 --> 00:29:54,218
I agree.
Fungal endocarditis fits.
624
00:29:55,887 --> 00:29:58,722
But we still have
to tell your mother.
625
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:04,027
I don't want
to tell her, not at all.
626
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:06,263
But the patient
is the highest priority.
627
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:11,043
I'm kicking you
out of your office.
628
00:30:11,819 --> 00:30:13,165
Yes, you.
629
00:30:13,248 --> 00:30:14,715
This is not her office yet.
630
00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:36,671
If you tell anyone,
631
00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:40,174
I will get you thrown
out of med school,
632
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:44,345
and I will destroy
your career.
633
00:30:46,682 --> 00:30:51,419
I've thought about that.
634
00:30:51,486 --> 00:30:54,589
Lying about me...
635
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,457
Won't work.
636
00:30:56,525 --> 00:30:59,093
Everybody knows
your reputation.
637
00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,928
True...
638
00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:03,197
But I won't have to lie.
639
00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:07,668
Buried in your coma patient's
big, big file
640
00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:10,338
is a form
that doesn't allow treatment
641
00:31:10,405 --> 00:31:13,441
without the expressed
consent of the relatives.
642
00:31:16,478 --> 00:31:18,980
Wait...
You drew blood.
643
00:31:19,047 --> 00:31:21,315
And that's not just
a screwup.
644
00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:23,417
It's criminal assault.
645
00:31:26,822 --> 00:31:29,423
But you told me--
No. As you may recall...
646
00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:37,999
You set me up?
647
00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:44,972
Why?
648
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:50,511
Because this patient
is the highest priority.
649
00:32:32,287 --> 00:32:34,288
You made her think
650
00:32:34,356 --> 00:32:36,324
I was hiding her son
being sick!
651
00:32:36,391 --> 00:32:39,593
She scuttled the settlement.
She reported me to the bar.
652
00:32:39,661 --> 00:32:42,263
I got to deal
with that crap now.
653
00:32:42,331 --> 00:32:46,500
I will sue you for slander,
for tortious interference,
654
00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:50,738
and anything else
I can use to destroy you.
655
00:32:50,806 --> 00:32:54,442
Oh, and my sister says
stay out of her life...
656
00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:57,378
You failure.
657
00:32:57,446 --> 00:33:00,915
Five years of therapy.
658
00:33:06,755 --> 00:33:08,389
Dr. Kaufman?
659
00:33:08,457 --> 00:33:12,893
I need to speak with you
and the patient alone.
660
00:33:15,731 --> 00:33:18,299
I'm skipping
the credentials committee.
661
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:20,334
I'm going straight
to the state board
662
00:33:20,402 --> 00:33:22,003
and reporting you for--
663
00:33:22,070 --> 00:33:25,873
what you've done is
so off the spectrum,
664
00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:27,608
I don't know there's
a specific name for it.
665
00:33:27,676 --> 00:33:29,510
I think he's talking
to you.
666
00:33:29,578 --> 00:33:31,012
Marty, calm down.
667
00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:32,246
And you--what
you did is worse.
668
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,347
He's an insane lunatic.
669
00:33:33,415 --> 00:33:34,815
You're the Dean
of Medicine!
670
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:36,617
I want you off my case.
671
00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:37,718
That's exactly right.
672
00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:39,553
Don't get excited.
You're fired too.
673
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:42,289
What? I'll never get away
from House or my daughter
674
00:33:42,357 --> 00:33:43,924
if I stay here.
675
00:33:43,992 --> 00:33:45,826
Transfer me
to Princeton General.
676
00:33:45,894 --> 00:33:47,995
Mom...
677
00:33:48,063 --> 00:33:50,931
You're very ill,
and you're very angry.
678
00:33:50,999 --> 00:33:52,633
You really think now
679
00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:54,335
is the right time
to make a decision like this?
680
00:33:54,403 --> 00:33:57,204
You lied to me
and betrayed me.
681
00:33:57,272 --> 00:33:59,140
Do you think
I really care
682
00:33:59,207 --> 00:34:01,409
what you consider
a good idea anymore?
683
00:34:16,425 --> 00:34:19,060
I'll get the ambulance.
684
00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:25,066
Happy?
685
00:34:35,394 --> 00:34:38,529
I can't believe it.
686
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,101
What just happened?
687
00:34:45,187 --> 00:34:47,555
You just killed her.
688
00:34:51,193 --> 00:34:53,695
Are you blaming me?
689
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:55,950
This is all because
you're so arrogant,
690
00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:58,520
you goaded her
into firing you!
691
00:34:58,587 --> 00:35:00,522
Actually, my mistakes started
a little after that,
692
00:35:00,589 --> 00:35:02,724
when I agreed
to your brilliant scheme
693
00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:04,426
to keep me on the case
after she'd fired me off it.
694
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:05,927
She would have left
the hospital.
695
00:35:05,995 --> 00:35:08,296
Only 'cause you would have
let her, like you did just now.
696
00:35:08,364 --> 00:35:09,597
You think
I can control her?
697
00:35:09,665 --> 00:35:11,366
I don't know.
I've never seen you try.
698
00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:12,934
I have been rebelling
against this woman
699
00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:14,202
my entire life.
700
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:16,371
Here's what I've seen.
701
00:35:16,439 --> 00:35:19,074
She insults you,
you complain to me.
702
00:35:19,141 --> 00:35:21,276
I drug her at dinner,
you never let her know.
703
00:35:21,343 --> 00:35:23,211
We slip her medicine,
happens behind her back.
704
00:35:23,279 --> 00:35:26,114
You never confront her...
705
00:35:26,182 --> 00:35:28,416
And it pisses me off.
706
00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:33,621
Are you taking this
personally?
707
00:35:33,689 --> 00:35:36,424
She leaves, she dies.
708
00:35:36,492 --> 00:35:38,660
One day...
709
00:35:38,728 --> 00:35:41,996
Maybe a week from now,
maybe a year from now,
710
00:35:42,064 --> 00:35:44,099
you're gonna decide that
the man sleeping next to you
711
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:47,535
killed your mother.
712
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:54,843
Get me my patient back.
713
00:35:57,747 --> 00:35:59,013
This is really bad, Lise.
714
00:35:59,081 --> 00:36:01,483
I swear to God, Jules,
I will call security!
715
00:36:14,697 --> 00:36:16,731
I asked you before
why you were tough on me.
716
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,299
I wasn't.
You were.
717
00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:20,335
And I know why.
718
00:36:20,402 --> 00:36:24,405
You see something in me
that you didn't see in Julia
719
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:25,840
and you didn't see in you--
720
00:36:25,908 --> 00:36:28,443
a type of ambition,
a type of brains.
721
00:36:28,511 --> 00:36:30,512
That's why you rode me.
722
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:33,848
You made me yearbook editor,
summa undergrad,
723
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:36,551
A.O.A. in med school.
724
00:36:36,619 --> 00:36:39,154
The only time I ever see light
in your eyes
725
00:36:39,221 --> 00:36:41,823
is when you hear me talking
about my job.
726
00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:48,797
The reason you keep coming
to see me in the clinic
727
00:36:48,864 --> 00:36:50,965
is because you trust me.
728
00:36:51,033 --> 00:36:54,469
You trust
my medical judgment.
729
00:36:54,537 --> 00:36:57,071
So here it is.
730
00:36:57,139 --> 00:37:00,008
If you transfer
to Princeton General,
731
00:37:00,075 --> 00:37:02,644
you'll be treated well,
and you'll die.
732
00:37:02,711 --> 00:37:05,246
If you stay here
with House,
733
00:37:05,314 --> 00:37:08,950
you'll be treated badly,
but you'll live.
734
00:37:11,153 --> 00:37:13,688
I don't care if I have
to slash the tires
735
00:37:13,756 --> 00:37:17,225
of every ambulance
in this bay, mom.
736
00:37:17,293 --> 00:37:21,062
I am not letting you
leave my hospital.
737
00:37:24,099 --> 00:37:26,601
One, two, three.
738
00:37:26,669 --> 00:37:29,137
I got it.
How you feeling, mom?
739
00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:30,738
I feel a little dizzy.
740
00:37:30,806 --> 00:37:32,740
Your heart's still weak
from the infection.
741
00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:34,375
We'll hang
an antifungal I.V.
742
00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:36,678
If you're so great,
how come you're not running
743
00:37:36,745 --> 00:37:38,279
your department anymore?
744
00:37:38,347 --> 00:37:40,048
What are you talking
about, mom?
745
00:37:40,115 --> 00:37:42,450
That's what he told me.
Two days ago,
746
00:37:42,518 --> 00:37:44,185
I said that I didn't have
a department to run.
747
00:37:44,253 --> 00:37:46,054
I was being sarcastic.
No, you weren't.
748
00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:48,156
Right, because people
who are talking
749
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,591
can't tell if they're
being sarcastic.
750
00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:52,827
That doesn't make any sense.
Of course they can.
751
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:54,362
But you weren't.
752
00:38:00,336 --> 00:38:02,637
I love A-Rod.
753
00:38:02,705 --> 00:38:05,139
He's so modest.
754
00:38:05,207 --> 00:38:06,541
And I highly respect
755
00:38:06,609 --> 00:38:08,676
the paintings he has
of himself as a centaur.
756
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:09,911
Question--
757
00:38:09,979 --> 00:38:12,680
do I like A-Rod?
758
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:16,084
Yes...
Whoever he is.
759
00:38:16,151 --> 00:38:18,953
She can't recognize
sarcasm?
760
00:38:19,021 --> 00:38:20,989
Deficit in the right
parahippocampal gyrus,
761
00:38:21,056 --> 00:38:23,925
which means CNS involvement
before the fever.
762
00:38:23,993 --> 00:38:27,262
I was wrong
about the endocarditis.
763
00:38:27,329 --> 00:38:31,032
I-I don't--
I don't feel--
764
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,300
Mom? Mom!
765
00:38:32,368 --> 00:38:35,503
Heart rate 170.
Nurse!
766
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:40,141
Do something.
I am.
767
00:38:40,209 --> 00:38:42,210
House!
The fever was hypothalamic.
768
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,380
That means brain, heart,
anemia, allergy.
769
00:38:45,447 --> 00:38:46,714
You hear that, what do you think?
I don't know.
770
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,783
You think heavy-metal toxicity.
It can't be.
771
00:38:48,851 --> 00:38:50,852
You treated with chelation for lead.
She got better, then she got worse.
772
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,387
She never stopped
being poisoned.
773
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,724
What are you doing?
You really want me to stop and explain?
774
00:39:08,704 --> 00:39:11,372
There it is.
Look at that.
775
00:39:13,509 --> 00:39:15,777
The muscle's black.
776
00:39:15,844 --> 00:39:18,613
Necrosis?
Metallosis.
777
00:39:18,681 --> 00:39:20,348
Her artificial hip
778
00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:22,684
"weared and teared"
way too much.
779
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,386
It's cobalt poisoning.
780
00:39:25,454 --> 00:39:26,688
We need Chase
to get an O.R.
781
00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:29,190
I'm gonna start
chelation again.
782
00:40:00,122 --> 00:40:02,457
I thought you didn't want
to see me.
783
00:40:02,524 --> 00:40:05,226
I didn't.
Foreman called me.
784
00:40:10,933 --> 00:40:12,533
I didn't know
that you thought
785
00:40:12,601 --> 00:40:15,403
that little boy had
a bleed in his head.
786
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,975
I will kill my brother
787
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:24,679
if he messes
with you anymore.
788
00:40:24,747 --> 00:40:28,416
What do you care?
789
00:40:28,484 --> 00:40:31,152
Chris...
790
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:35,056
You were
a crappy husband...
791
00:40:35,124 --> 00:40:38,192
But you are
a good person.
792
00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:09,290
Once again,
you are unfired.
793
00:41:09,358 --> 00:41:10,725
Why?
794
00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:15,496
You sold me out
even though you knew
795
00:41:15,564 --> 00:41:19,500
that you were gonna get thrown
out of med school.
796
00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:21,102
That's just...
797
00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:23,905
Kind of impressive.
798
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:28,076
I keep my job
if I stand up to you.
799
00:41:28,143 --> 00:41:30,078
I keep it if I don't.
800
00:41:30,145 --> 00:41:31,579
I...
801
00:41:31,647 --> 00:41:33,181
Don't buy it.
802
00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:37,552
When Cuddy
was protecting me before,
803
00:41:37,619 --> 00:41:39,087
she was protecting
a doctor.
804
00:41:39,154 --> 00:41:42,123
She's now protecting
a boyfriend.
805
00:41:42,191 --> 00:41:44,725
The hospital's not gonna
put up with that for long.
806
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,762
So I need you
to protect me
807
00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:50,331
from doing something
Cuddy will regret.
808
00:41:56,205 --> 00:41:57,905
See you bright
and late tomorrow.
809
00:42:08,784 --> 00:42:13,988
♪ ♪
810
00:42:14,056 --> 00:42:17,291
Mom...
811
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:19,393
Why would you want
to keep this?
812
00:42:19,461 --> 00:42:22,463
So I can mount it
on the wall,
813
00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:24,499
like a moose head.
814
00:42:31,707 --> 00:42:32,840
It says here
815
00:42:32,908 --> 00:42:37,111
cobalt can cause rashes,
816
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:42,150
dizziness,
and stomach problems.
817
00:42:42,217 --> 00:42:45,186
You still think I've been
imagining the whole thing?
818
00:42:45,254 --> 00:42:47,522
Okay, you might have
a point.
819
00:42:47,589 --> 00:42:49,524
How do you feel?
820
00:42:49,591 --> 00:42:52,527
You know,
a little dizziness...
821
00:42:52,594 --> 00:42:54,695
Some pain.
822
00:42:57,766 --> 00:43:05,239
♪ ♪
823
00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,047
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