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You wanna do it now?
You have to be quick, is all.
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I took a busload of pills.
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Time to leave!
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Hi, Betty.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Michelle know you're here?
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What would Michelle care?
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Stanley, what do you
think of my tits?
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What?
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Stanley?
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Yeah?
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How long are we gonna keep
pretending we're having sex?
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Tell me more about this
"good place" you're in.
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The good?
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On the phone you said
you were in a good place.
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Right... right... oh, yes.
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Um, I've got some new stuff
going on, you know...
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New interests.
I got some new friends.
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That's nice to hear.
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I think I might be happy.
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Happy?
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Happier.
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This only works if you're
honest with me, right?
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Right.
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Right.
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Because it seems to me that
you're exhibiting symptoms
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of depression,
low self-worth, anxiety...
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Those are all
different things, right?
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Can I have one
of those bananas?
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Let me tell you something,
Cadie, woman to woman.
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You're 17. You're beautiful.
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This is the best time
of your life.
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My vagina has the look and feel
of Turkey jerky.
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I would do anything
to be 17 again.
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You would?
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Please, you don't need a doctor
to tell you to go and have fun.
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What would your mother say?
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She'd say I need more drugs.
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Hey, Cadie.
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Assessment?
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Looks great, dad. Very dynamic.
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You think so?
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Yeah, it's really suffering,
you know? Awesome.
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I don't think
it looks scared enough.
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I saw Dr. Moore today.
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Oh yeah? Good?
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Yeah, it was good.
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He fix you?
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He's a she.
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She fix you?
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Yeah, she fixed me good.
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Cool.
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Do you like my birds?
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Took 'em a while to dry out...
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Check out the entry wounds...
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I can't see any.
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Really?
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Huh.
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Yup. On television again...
I'm back!
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"Pageant rematch"
they're calling it...
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Hell, I was pageant perfection
back in the day,
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and damn it, I am still perfect.
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My nipples still
point at the wall.
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Yes, you can tell.
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Yeah, well, the whole
family's gotta...
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Well, Cadie's going to behave...
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Look, she's a little bit kooky,
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and little bit
flat-chested but...
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They are going to think
she's beautiful.
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Yes... they made that show,
"lesbian dorm."
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And what was the
other one called?
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"DNA disaster" with the midgets.
I love that!
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Oh, Cadie...
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It's beginning to look
like a madhouse in here.
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So, how was the doctor?
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It was good.
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But she said I should spend more
time with my friends...
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I'm so happy to hear that.
Listen, Cadie,
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I'm meeting with a couple
of tv producers tomorrow.
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Oh.
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It's a reunion show.
"Pageant rematch."
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"Are they still stacked?"
Cute huh?
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It's catchy.
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Obviously there's a lot of
interest in me,
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since I actually won
every pageant I entered.
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But, all the gals will be there.
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Except for the girl
from Bluewater.
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Shame about that speedboat.
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Anyway, the executives
are coming,
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and I'd like you to meet them.
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Okay.
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Good. And Cadie, please,
remember your medication.
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Maybe take a little extra.
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I just want you as good
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and happy and stable
as possible, okay?
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Sure, mom.
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But I wanted to tell you about...
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Hello? Hi!
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Yes... yes, yes!
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Of course I still have my oboe!
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I was just practicing.
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Inching towards me, and
I wonder if he's dead.
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Because the last thing you need
is to come face to face with a
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cornered, angry beaver.
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And I reach down,
and it looks dead, right?
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So, I go to prod
it with my gun...
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Sorry.
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Hi Stanley...
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Hey, Cadie. How's it going?
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Good, I guess.
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Wow. Okay.
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So, hey, um, Michelle's mom
just got this new hot tub.
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I was wondering if you wanted to
go to a party over there.
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With you?
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Uh, sure. I'll be there, and if
you go, you'll be there,
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so sure, we'll be there
together.
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Is this our date?
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Huh?
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You said we should have a date.
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Was it I that...?
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Hell, why not? It's a date.
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My day is great now.
It got promoted.
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Stop flirting!
Get to the point!
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Uh... that's cool...
Ask her, man!
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Ask her!
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Ask her now, man!
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Do you think you could bring
some of your pills?
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Pills?
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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- Shut up!
- Come on! Stan!
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Yeah, we always have
such fun... with the pills.
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What kind do you want?
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There's a choice?
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Blue!
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Whatever you can get, I mean,
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- anything really...
- Um... blue?
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Blue pills. I can do that.
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Sounds great. Um, all right,
I'll see you later.
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So, in order to defeat
obsessive-compulsive disorder
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we constantly have to confront
our fears head on.
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Every minute of every day.
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You can't lock and
unlock your door
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six times before
you leave the house. Just leave.
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You can't wash your hands over
and over again.
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Just leave 'em dirty.
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And if you think you're gonna
pee your pants
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unless you say the word
"zombie" five times, just do it.
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It's that simple and that hard.
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Cadie, are you listening to me?
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Okay. Let's do this. The birds.
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Why don't you take me
through your feelings?
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Pigeons. They travel in flocks
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and you never know
what they're going to do.
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And they're filthy
and full of disease.
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And they're not scared of me.
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They look at me.
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Well, that's all true.
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But Cadie that's why we
took you to that park
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where all those elderly people...
They were...
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Feeding the pigeons.
Yes. I remember.
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Thousands of them,
fluttering and flapping.
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Peck, peck, peck...
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Peck, peck. Yes, that's right.
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Now, confront that thought.
Defeat it.
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Yes. They're not
looking at me...
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Yes!
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Yes. They're looking at the
bread crumbs and the old people.
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Yes!
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And I can leave at any time.
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And they can't hurt me.
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It's not working, davina.
I'm having obsessive thoughts.
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Come on, tell me, Cadie. What
are they? Tell me. Tell me now!
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I wanna stab you.
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I think I'm gonna write you
another prescription.
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And maybe some of the
blue pills.
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Pretty big order...
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I'm going traveling...
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Hey, kid.
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Hey, kid!
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I got something for you to try.
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Okay...
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Think you might really like it.
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One's not going to hurt you.
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I said okay.
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Charlotte! Last time.
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Quit dealing drugs
in the pharmacy!
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Later, Marty.
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You are so getting sugar
pills next time, dope tits!
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Read my lips, Charlie!
Placebo!
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Hey, you know those meds that
mellow out night terrors
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but sometimes can make you try
to drive your car in your sleep?
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Yeah, I think I have
some of those.
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Want to trade?
I got real heavy epilepsy meds.
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It's like taking
a bullet to the brain.
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Cool. How'd you get them?
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Oh, you know...
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That's pretty good.
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Whoa, they're purple.
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Last time I took those,
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I thought I was popping
study pills.
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Woke up two days later
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in the showroom of
a mattress discounter.
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You riding home?
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No.
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I'm flying home.
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Later.
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Hi dad.
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Ahh!
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Cadie!
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You, uh... startled me.
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Where's that thing...
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The doctor said I should spend
more time with you.
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Really? Which doctor?
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They're all properly qualified
medical practitioners, dad.
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Right...
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Okay...
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Well, I gotta get going now.
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Well, maybe I could go hunting
with you today?
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Look Cadie, when I'm out there,
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it's my time.
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I get my time...
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Well, they said I'm in
need of guidance.
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Great need.
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Dad?
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Dad!
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What?!
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Mom says we're going to be
on television.
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Yeah.
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Dad?
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Stop talking!
You're scaring everything away!
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Dad?
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So your father's dead.
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Yes.
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Do you mind telling me
how that happened?
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I guess I can.
It's kind of a crazy story.
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That's okay.
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Well, my parents met at the
circus.
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My dad was one of those trainers
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who taught bears
to ride unicycles,
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and my mom was the second
fattest woman in the world.
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One day, they were, you know,
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fooling around by the trapeze,
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and I guess my mom was crushing
my dad, and he fell,
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and an elephant ended up,
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you know, stepping...
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Right on his head.
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Smashed his skull like a melon.
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My mom says that was the day
I was conceived.
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Cadie...
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I'm not so sure that's true.
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But she's slimmed down now.
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She's probably like the 4th or
5th fattest woman in the world.
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Cadie.
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So she looks better,
but I still can't really
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get my arms around her.
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Of course.
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And what about friends?
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- I have some.
- And a boyfriend.
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Does he make you happy?
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Yes.
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You take a lot of drugs,
don't you, Cadie?
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Yes, but I don't think
they're working.
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I think I might need some more.
Stronger ones.
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Can I ask you something?
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00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:46,897
Yeah?
266
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:50,301
Have you ever tried
not taking drugs.
267
00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:51,569
What?
268
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:54,672
The drugs. Have you tried
not taking them?
269
00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:57,575
Get outta here.
270
00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,077
Everyone is going to
disappoint you, Cadie.
271
00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:02,648
They won't mean to,
272
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:06,418
but they will.
273
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,487
Drugs won't change that.
274
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,647
Cadie!
275
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,451
Still fits!
276
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:12,987
Now you should probably cover up
tomorrow, but I'm thinking
277
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:16,190
it'll really wow those
pageant rematch producers
278
00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:18,393
if I show them a little skin.
279
00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:21,796
Mom, that's great.
You look amazing.
280
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:26,067
Cadie. You spoke to me.
That is so nice.
281
00:17:27,602 --> 00:17:30,671
Mom. How do you know if
something is real?
282
00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:32,172
You can feel it.
283
00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:34,341
What like, inside?
284
00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:37,977
Cadie, don't be batty.
Emotions aren't real.
285
00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:41,181
Look, I'll show you.
286
00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:44,751
Put your hand on my side there.
You feel that?
287
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,919
Those are ribs. That's real.
288
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:51,256
I'm 41 and there's not
an ounce of fat on me.
289
00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:52,857
Here.
290
00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:57,929
You never wear the stuff
I buy you.
291
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:01,967
And I know pretty.
292
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:07,806
Put this on tomorrow for the
television people.
293
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,274
It'll help with the breasts.
294
00:18:09,276 --> 00:18:12,711
And smile, remember?
295
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,113
Smile like you're pretty.
296
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,624
Look up if you like me...
297
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,734
Hey! How's it going?
298
00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:35,135
It's okay.
299
00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:37,738
Oh yeah, that's right!
300
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,007
Drink up, you losers!
301
00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:42,577
Michelle's mom keeps
giving us margaritas.
302
00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:44,011
She's friendly.
303
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,480
Oh, yeah. Gettin' friendlier
by the minute.
304
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,582
Did you bring the, um...
305
00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:49,617
Oh, right!
306
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,186
Hey, Cadie!
307
00:19:51,188 --> 00:19:53,188
Hey, I brought you all this...
Like you said, Stan...
308
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,590
No, no, no, no, no!
Not now!
309
00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:59,294
Oh. Sorry...
310
00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:01,129
That's a lot of drugs there,
Cadie. You got everything?
311
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:02,497
Kinda.
312
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:03,665
You have any mood enhancers?
313
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,267
What kind of mood
you looking for?
314
00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,202
Bedroom mood...
315
00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:09,372
Stan here says you're a real
hellcat in the sack,
316
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,009
and I think 'Chelle could really
use a boost, chemically.
317
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,278
Don't be such a dick.
318
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,514
Michelle!
319
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,851
- Hi, mom.
- Takin' it easy, right?
320
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,453
I am taking it easy!
321
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,788
Don't we throw good parties?
322
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:26,789
Who's this?
323
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:29,125
Mom, this is Cadie.
324
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:33,295
Cadie, this is mom
and that's Jimmy, her...
325
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:36,031
- Just Jimmy.
- Hi.
326
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:40,735
- Hello! Hi! Jimmy look!
- Cadie...
327
00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:43,071
Do you guys need drinks?
328
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:45,273
Actually no, Jillian.
329
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:49,511
Thanks, but we're supplied.
330
00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,346
Well, that's totally hunky dory!
331
00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:52,347
But thank you, though.
332
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:53,415
No problem at all.
333
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:56,318
Come on, 'Chelle.
334
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,887
Aren't you lovely?
335
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,655
Look at her, Jimmy.
336
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,558
Isn't she just a beautiful
young lady?
337
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,694
Yeah, she's lovely.
338
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:06,828
Gorgeous.
339
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,864
Mm-hmm.
340
00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:10,865
Let's do it!
341
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,868
Blues! I'm in heaven.
342
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,970
I'll take those.
Here you go, nips.
343
00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:17,971
There any footballs?
344
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:20,207
You are the coolest, Cadie.
345
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:23,242
Yeah, Cadie, you are!
346
00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:29,615
You guys are idiotic.
347
00:21:29,617 --> 00:21:30,816
Yeah. We're gonna be much better
than that any minute now.
348
00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:32,751
You know guys?
349
00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:35,954
Hello!
Where are all the party people?
350
00:21:35,956 --> 00:21:36,955
Shit, guys, move it!
351
00:21:36,957 --> 00:21:38,289
Move it. Let's go!
352
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:41,058
Hurry up. Hurry.
Hurry. Come on. Come on.
353
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,060
Your mom's gonna kill me.
Hurry up.
354
00:22:11,817 --> 00:22:14,084
I love my life!
355
00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:27,932
Hey Tony.
356
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,200
Tony.
357
00:22:29,202 --> 00:22:33,070
Oh, hey.
358
00:22:33,072 --> 00:22:36,240
Did you see Stanley?
We're supposed to be on a date.
359
00:22:36,242 --> 00:22:37,609
I don't know.
360
00:22:37,611 --> 00:22:40,813
I guess he...
361
00:22:40,815 --> 00:22:43,048
I don't know.
362
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:47,653
Hey, Cadie, those blue pills,
363
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,354
what do they do?
364
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:52,124
Intensify emotion.
365
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:55,295
Yeah. I guess that's right.
366
00:22:55,297 --> 00:22:57,330
Intensify.
367
00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:07,006
Yo, 'Bbud.
Did you just fart in there?
368
00:23:07,008 --> 00:23:09,142
- Eww!
- Eww!
369
00:23:09,144 --> 00:23:10,844
No, man! And dude, this is a hot tub.
370
00:23:10,846 --> 00:23:12,412
With the jets, it's actually
impossible to tell
371
00:23:12,414 --> 00:23:15,549
who, if anyone,
has actually farted.
372
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:17,450
That's the beauty of the thing.
373
00:23:17,452 --> 00:23:20,687
- You so farted, man!
- No!
374
00:23:24,159 --> 00:23:26,559
I can't swim!
375
00:23:56,358 --> 00:23:58,559
'Chelly.
376
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,534
Don't love him.
377
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:16,444
Love me.
378
00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:19,180
Oh, shit!
379
00:24:19,182 --> 00:24:22,717
Oh, shit!
380
00:24:22,719 --> 00:24:25,320
Ah, geez, Michelle.
381
00:25:18,877 --> 00:25:22,513
Well, hello, sir.
382
00:25:22,515 --> 00:25:25,716
'Bbud, Jamie.
383
00:25:25,718 --> 00:25:28,018
Oh, hey. Abbud.
Sorry. I'm, like, orbiting.
384
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,954
Don't bother. Jamie doesn't
interface with men.
385
00:25:30,956 --> 00:25:32,856
Really? Not even gay dudes?
386
00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:34,925
I mean, I'm not gay.
387
00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:38,528
I just really like to know
about people. I'm gay curious.
388
00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:40,464
Tell him that's even worse.
389
00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:42,366
She says that's even worse.
390
00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:44,267
Huh. That's really interesting,
and we could talk about that
391
00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:47,004
because I totally, totally,
totally "get" lesbians.
392
00:25:47,006 --> 00:25:49,840
Oh yeah, you should add me
on lipstickbutch.Com.
393
00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:51,708
I'm "Tenderfist 69."
394
00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:54,011
This party is
so hetero-normative.
395
00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:57,580
And your friends are just, like,
totally gender-coercive.
396
00:25:57,582 --> 00:25:59,949
See you around.
397
00:25:59,951 --> 00:26:01,651
Thanks, 'Bbud.
398
00:26:01,653 --> 00:26:04,621
Hetero-normative?
You got to be kidding me.
399
00:26:04,623 --> 00:26:06,022
You've got to be kidding!
400
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,558
Ah! Now you're getting, like,
totally gender-coercive, tea.
401
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,293
I love it.
402
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,900
Oh, wow. Listen to that.
I love this song!
403
00:26:16,902 --> 00:26:18,401
Mom, go back inside.
404
00:26:18,403 --> 00:26:20,370
Mom, mom, mom!
405
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,272
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Show some skin!
406
00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:23,840
No, no, no, no, no!
407
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:26,809
So embarrassing!
408
00:26:26,811 --> 00:26:29,045
I want to dance!
409
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,046
Mom, stop it! Mom!
410
00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:48,783
Want some?
411
00:26:58,795 --> 00:27:02,697
Okay.
You're Tony's sister, right?
412
00:27:02,699 --> 00:27:05,700
You don't speak, do you?
413
00:27:05,702 --> 00:27:08,036
That's okay.
414
00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:11,105
I did that for four months.
415
00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:13,374
It's cool. But you do know
they're going to
416
00:27:13,376 --> 00:27:14,843
put you in a clinic, right?
417
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:23,719
Are you crazy, too?
418
00:27:23,721 --> 00:27:26,088
I've decided not to be crazy.
419
00:27:26,090 --> 00:27:29,491
I stopped taking drugs
for my boyfriend.
420
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,663
Woo! Hey, Cadie-shack.
421
00:27:34,665 --> 00:27:37,231
Hey, totally weird Tony sister.
422
00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:42,837
You having fun?
423
00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:47,175
Not really. Stan is...
424
00:27:47,177 --> 00:27:49,043
It's not going too well.
425
00:27:49,045 --> 00:27:50,712
It'd probably help
if you got out of that dress.
426
00:27:50,714 --> 00:27:51,880
What?
427
00:27:51,882 --> 00:27:53,181
Look, he obviously
likes the goods
428
00:27:53,183 --> 00:27:54,750
since he keeps
coming back for more.
429
00:27:54,752 --> 00:27:56,418
Huh?
430
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:57,753
You know, all the...
431
00:27:57,755 --> 00:27:59,088
You're having.
432
00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:01,557
Oh, right, that, yeah. Sex.
433
00:28:01,559 --> 00:28:04,661
Yeah.
434
00:28:04,663 --> 00:28:06,395
Just take your top off.
435
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,036
Thanks for the drugs, girl.
It's all going down.
436
00:28:52,309 --> 00:28:53,675
This looks like fun.
437
00:28:53,677 --> 00:28:58,112
You don't mind if an
old guy gets in here, do you?
438
00:28:58,114 --> 00:29:00,982
Oh yeah.
439
00:29:00,984 --> 00:29:03,117
Oh yeah, yeah.
440
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:05,552
Oh, that's better.
441
00:29:05,554 --> 00:29:08,455
Coming over!
442
00:29:10,993 --> 00:29:15,664
Oh, check it out.
I got inflated.
443
00:29:18,668 --> 00:29:20,602
I think I should go.
444
00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:23,205
Whoa, hey, look, look, hey.
Where you going, beautiful?
445
00:29:23,207 --> 00:29:26,509
Let's just talk.
446
00:29:26,511 --> 00:29:29,846
There's something
you should know, Cadie.
447
00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:33,048
Boys your age, they don't know
what the hell they're doing.
448
00:29:36,352 --> 00:29:39,221
A girl like you, you're kind of
like that caterpillar up there,
449
00:29:39,223 --> 00:29:40,889
waiting to blossom.
450
00:29:40,891 --> 00:29:45,527
That's not a cocoon. It's...
451
00:29:45,529 --> 00:29:47,862
Oh!
452
00:29:47,864 --> 00:29:52,067
Come on. You're so serious.
453
00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:55,536
Hey, hey!
454
00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:19,225
Stan, look, I like you.
455
00:30:19,227 --> 00:30:20,993
I'm asleep.
456
00:30:20,995 --> 00:30:23,529
Yeah, yeah.
457
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:26,565
You're nice to talk to,
you know,
458
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:29,735
to a point.
459
00:30:29,737 --> 00:30:33,072
But I don't appreciate you
beating off on my Teddy, okay?
460
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:38,777
Stan, don't you have your own
girlfriend to worry about?
461
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:43,082
Girlfriend?
462
00:30:43,084 --> 00:30:45,050
Oh, you mean Cadie.
463
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,254
Yes, Cadie. Who you bone every
night, according to Tony.
464
00:30:48,256 --> 00:30:51,390
Oh, geez.
465
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:54,461
'Chelly, can you sit down?
466
00:30:54,463 --> 00:30:58,999
No, Stan. You jizzed in my bed.
467
00:30:59,001 --> 00:31:03,470
Look, just sit down.
I have something to tell you.
468
00:31:03,472 --> 00:31:05,639
It's a secret, okay?
469
00:31:13,014 --> 00:31:15,615
I need to tell you about Cadie.
470
00:31:15,617 --> 00:31:17,683
Forget about Michelle.
She's not part of this.
471
00:31:17,685 --> 00:31:21,086
I don't even know why
you followed me in here.
472
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:24,590
You felt something.
Don't tell me you didn't.
473
00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:27,026
I felt something, okay?
But that doesn't...
474
00:31:27,028 --> 00:31:29,061
Tea, listen to me. You want this
too. I know you do.
475
00:31:29,063 --> 00:31:32,231
Just go away.
I mean it, Ton'. Go away.
476
00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:35,835
I'm not walking away,
'cause this is different.
477
00:31:35,837 --> 00:31:37,337
No.
478
00:31:37,339 --> 00:31:42,143
It's real. And you know it too.
479
00:31:42,145 --> 00:31:44,079
Why don't you just
give something a chance
480
00:31:44,081 --> 00:31:45,780
for once in your life?
481
00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:47,449
Go away.
482
00:31:47,451 --> 00:31:49,317
Okay, be lonely.
483
00:31:52,688 --> 00:31:56,724
Hey, Cades. How are you?
484
00:31:56,726 --> 00:31:59,927
Where's Stan?
485
00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:01,695
Tony, were you
doing something bad?
486
00:32:01,697 --> 00:32:05,533
It's just, every time I see you,
you're doing something bad.
487
00:32:05,535 --> 00:32:07,468
Relax, Cades. It's a party.
488
00:32:07,470 --> 00:32:10,905
You can't keep doing just
whatever you want, you know.
489
00:32:10,907 --> 00:32:13,174
Things can't always
work out for you.
490
00:32:16,913 --> 00:32:20,049
Listen, Cadie, you let me
worry about me, all right?
491
00:32:20,051 --> 00:32:23,586
You focus on your own problems.
You've got enough.
492
00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:25,654
Maybe start with
that boyfriend of yours.
493
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:41,702
Did you hear all that?
494
00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:43,504
It's none of my business, tea.
495
00:32:43,506 --> 00:32:46,173
Right, yeah.
496
00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:50,544
I haven't been good in
lots of ways. I'm really sorry.
497
00:32:53,949 --> 00:32:55,984
What for?
498
00:32:55,986 --> 00:32:59,554
That Stan invited you here
for your drugs.
499
00:32:59,556 --> 00:33:04,192
It was really shitty.
500
00:33:04,194 --> 00:33:07,262
Stanley should treat you
better than that.
501
00:33:07,264 --> 00:33:10,766
We should all be better.
502
00:33:42,878 --> 00:33:47,882
Oh, wow. Look who's here?
Are you...
503
00:33:47,884 --> 00:33:49,616
I wanted to be by myself.
504
00:33:49,618 --> 00:33:51,651
Oh, okay, sure.
505
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:55,421
Look, I'm glad
you're still here.
506
00:33:55,423 --> 00:33:59,425
I hope I didn't do anything
to offend you before,
507
00:33:59,427 --> 00:34:03,129
nothing that we need to
tell Jillian about, certainly,
508
00:34:03,131 --> 00:34:05,698
just some old-fashioned
509
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:09,235
chaperone-to-chaperone-y
banter, huh?
510
00:34:14,575 --> 00:34:17,610
Want to get high?
511
00:34:20,648 --> 00:34:25,153
Yeah.
512
00:34:34,899 --> 00:34:37,599
You girls are just so much fun.
513
00:34:37,601 --> 00:34:40,669
We can be,
if you treat us right.
514
00:34:40,671 --> 00:34:45,673
Okay. I just take it?
515
00:34:52,181 --> 00:34:57,183
Oh, God. You're just so
care-free, no responsibilities.
516
00:34:57,185 --> 00:35:01,188
You're just so...
517
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:02,689
Perky.
518
00:35:02,691 --> 00:35:06,860
I love that, love it.
519
00:35:19,173 --> 00:35:22,809
Hey 'Chelly, where's your mom?
520
00:35:22,811 --> 00:35:24,277
I have no clue.
521
00:35:24,279 --> 00:35:26,780
Crashed somewhere as usual,
I expect.
522
00:35:36,225 --> 00:35:38,358
Stan, where are you going?
523
00:35:42,763 --> 00:35:44,830
Shit!
524
00:35:44,832 --> 00:35:46,766
Cadie.
525
00:35:46,768 --> 00:35:48,234
What the (Bleep) are you doing?
526
00:35:48,236 --> 00:35:50,704
Having some fun.
527
00:35:50,706 --> 00:35:54,708
Well, it's been great
seeing you kids.
528
00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:58,878
I hope we can keep quiet
about the drugs
529
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,514
you've all been doing.
530
00:36:04,551 --> 00:36:05,551
Jesus.
531
00:36:17,064 --> 00:36:19,698
Not everything is about you,
Stan.
532
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:23,903
So, now you think getting groped
by some perv is fun?
533
00:36:23,905 --> 00:36:25,705
Yeah! I'm fun! I'm a whole
lot of fun!
534
00:36:25,707 --> 00:36:27,206
But what do you care?
535
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:30,243
I don't know! This...
536
00:36:30,245 --> 00:36:32,980
This isn't fun. This is crazy.
537
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,282
This is all just
completely insane!
538
00:36:35,284 --> 00:36:39,519
You just lose it.
How can anyone respect that?
539
00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:40,620
Leave me alone.
540
00:36:40,622 --> 00:36:42,155
You always just lose it.
541
00:36:42,157 --> 00:36:43,156
You don't know.
542
00:36:43,158 --> 00:36:44,157
And I care when you lose it!
543
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:47,393
You don't know anything.
544
00:36:47,395 --> 00:36:49,595
I care.
545
00:37:05,581 --> 00:37:06,847
Go away! Go away!
546
00:37:26,401 --> 00:37:30,070
Cadie! Cadie! They're here.
547
00:37:30,072 --> 00:37:33,507
The television executives
came early.
548
00:37:33,509 --> 00:37:35,909
What the...
549
00:37:35,911 --> 00:37:37,177
What are you...
550
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:40,113
This is completely insane.
551
00:37:43,451 --> 00:37:46,120
There are people downstairs
waiting to meet you.
552
00:37:46,122 --> 00:37:49,390
Myself and your father
are ready, organized, happy.
553
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,225
And look at you!
554
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,328
You look terrible.
555
00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:57,131
This is the one thing
I ask of you.
556
00:38:01,336 --> 00:38:04,271
What did I tell you
about staying on your meds?
557
00:38:07,175 --> 00:38:12,180
Don't you want to be happy?
558
00:38:12,182 --> 00:38:17,051
Mom, there's too many birds
out there.
559
00:38:17,053 --> 00:38:20,688
I can't stand it.
560
00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:24,491
For God's sakes, Cadie,
take your medication.
561
00:38:24,493 --> 00:38:28,895
Now!
562
00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:31,731
And don't even think about
coming down there
563
00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:36,569
unless you are stable!
564
00:40:36,498 --> 00:40:40,133
See?
565
00:40:40,135 --> 00:40:42,002
I'm happy.
566
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:49,412
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