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Roman emperors
were the real punks.
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Don't say "punk. "
It's cliché.
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Whatever. Let me tell you
about these dinner parties.
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Nero loved
a good poisoning.
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At a dinner party? He'd arrange
one right at the table...
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I don't feel like
going on tonight.
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Too bad, 'cause that's what makes
the club feel like paying us.
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Titus, this was
all in the book.
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Titus would ply
his guests with wine,
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then bind their privates
with a chord.
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Hey!
Did you get a new guitar?
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A '64 teardrop reissue.
Not a mark on it.
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All right.
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Can I see it?
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Oh, it's nice.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, cut it out, man! Hey!
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You stupid son of a...
You're gonna pay!
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It's a hunk of wood, bro.
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It should look
like a hunk of wood.
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We're not the philharmonic.
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See, look, man.
It's better already.
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Hey! It's 10:45.
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How about
taking that onstage?
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Now I feel
like going on.
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You're my child, and so
are those quadruplets,
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and I'm not gonna
give any of you up.
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Don't you dare talk to me
as a mother.
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Sign on the door says
"closed for private event. "
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You're alone.
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How much more
private can you get?
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Will you pass me a tissue?
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Who are you keeping? You owed
me a decision 10 days ago.
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Total amnesia.
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You're my whole life, you.
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And Luisa Maria can't decide if
she's gonna keep the quadruplets.
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Then how can you...
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She keeps them.
I read it online.
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You happy now?
I ruined it for you.
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I want two names by Friday.
Fine.
40
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I'll arrange for a patient with a
mysterious illness to come in on Thursday.
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Yes.
You need more tests.
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They all did fine
in the wind tunnel.
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Two names by Friday or the pay
overruns come out of your salary.
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I can hurt you.
I know that now.
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And I move your parking space to the E lot.
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Don't ever leave me, Mom!
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Hey.
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Who's the sickest patient
you got?
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I've got a guy who'll be
dead in the next 10 minutes.
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Oh. You mean someone who might
actually survive a diagnosis.
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There's nothing here.
54
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Just the usual cracked
heads, gunshots, false alarms.
55
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Who would you pick to fill
your narrow little flats?
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So, you can fire them
off my recommendation?
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Nice try.
58
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Hey, who do I have to grope to
get some turndown service in here?
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Jimmy Quidd.
He's a punk rock singer.
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Punk rock star to you.
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Repeated trauma,
self-cutting, fever,
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arthralgia, hyper-inflated
chest, fatigue, anemia,
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blood in the stool
and urine.
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I've died and gone
to diagnostic heaven.
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His blood results show booze,
cocaine, amphetamines, opiates.
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The only mystery here is
how he made it to be 38.
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I'm 28.
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And he lies.
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And he's a pain in the ass.
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Hey, come on.
No.
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Wrap him up.
I'll take him to go.
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Dizzying array of symptoms,
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any of which could be caused
by drugs, trauma, being a loser.
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The guy's a walking pharmacy,
could be anything.
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Oh, forgot to mention.
Final case.
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Get it right,
you're hired.
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Runner-up will be decided strictly
on some definition of merit.
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Endocarditis. Hemorrhagic
lesions on the lungs and gut.
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Bronchiolitis obliterans, he
smoked his airways into oblivion.
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Endocarditits.
I already said that.
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I heard of it
before you mentioned it.
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Speed counts.
Find something else.
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Could be
bacterial meningitis.
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You already picked.
I'll take meningitis.
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Too late.
Go run your tests.
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No. He's sick
'cause he's a drug addict.
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No. He has every symptom you'd
expect from a drug addict.
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So, you think
it's all too perfect?
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Some other disease is trying
to throw us off its trail?
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If he had four out of
20 possible symptoms,
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he'd be
a garden-variety druggie.
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Twenty out of 20, there's
an underlying disease.
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Run your tests.
No!
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He's weak, in withdrawal,
just spewed blood.
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They're gonna rip off
a piece of his lung,
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ram instruments
down his throat,
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and Roto-Rooter
his intestines.
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It'd be nice
if we didn't kill him
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trying to figure out
what's killing him.
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One diagnosis,
one test at a time.
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O2 sats are low,
hyper-inflated chest.
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I need a bronchoscopy to...
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You just lost two points.
What for?
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For thinking it makes a
difference who goes first.
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Only one person can be right.
What points?
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Can't have
an objective system
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of measurement
without numbers.
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You lose three
for not knowing that.
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From now on, only the person
holding this can treat or run tests.
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Wanted to give you the serpent
staff with the poison axe-head,
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but I left it in my car.
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Thank you.
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Don't need you. It's one
thing to hire based on a game.
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Don't need your lecture.
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It's insane to treat
based on a game.
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You're not
taking the long view.
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The one where we stuff
another patient in a body bag?
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No, if we're wrong,
that'll come pretty fast.
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The long view is the one
where we pick the best team,
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that way we can use all the bags
we save for grocery shopping.
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You're not buying
that argument, are you?
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No.
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In which case, I'm back
to my original position.
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Don't need you.
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What do you think
of Amber?
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I screwed up a diagnosis.
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You don't seem
that upset by it.
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I diagnosed a guy with
adenocarcinoma three months ago.
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Told him
he had six months.
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So, now you gotta tell him that he's
way behind on his Christmas shopping?
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He didn't get worse.
I rechecked everything.
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Biopsy was
a false positive.
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Harmless lesions
caused by talc inhalation.
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Medical clemency.
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Interesting.
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Why would
you use that word?
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Because I'm interested.
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When I'm interested,
I describe the things
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that make me interested
as interesting.
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Most people would say
good, possibly great.
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Why aren't you
able to just enjoy...
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Why aren't other people
able to just be interested?
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Is he in there?
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Yeah.
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Why'd you go right
for the drug theories?
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If he had a history of
shoving cancer into his veins,
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I'd have guessed cancer.
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Okay. You're an idiot.
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Either that or you've decided
you can trust a smoking addict
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alone in a bathroom
with an oxygen tank.
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I got your
new test results back.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Who's your colleague?
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Dr. House.
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Yes, Dr. Wilson.
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I really don't
need the consult.
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I know the prognosis.
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Apparently not.
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Mr. McKenna, I can't
believe I'm able to say this,
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but you're cancer-free.
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The biopsy looked like
adenocarcinoma, but it wasn't.
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Harmless lesions on your lungs. You're fine.
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I don't get it.
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Cool.
No, it's...
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I know this must
come as a shock,
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but I've double-checked the labs.
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I just accepted
an offer on my house.
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I've had three
goodbye parties.
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I'm buying
plane tickets to Venice.
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You can still use those
if you're alive.
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I have to pay a $6,000 broker
commission on a house I'm not selling.
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Money I don't have.
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Thank you
for letting me know.
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I would have thought the living
would mean more than the expenses.
175
00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,225
It's not about
the money.
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I have 17 points?
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I started
you all out on 100.
178
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,506
Then you blew up
part of the building.
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Where's Foreman?
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He got paged.
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By who? Is it about our...
Me.
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I needed him right away,
somewhere else.
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We're hiding
from Foreman?
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Foreman accused me of playing
games with patient care.
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Who gets
the eyeball next?
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I haven't run my test yet. It
still might be a lung issue.
187
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,462
You can't run your test. The
patient had massive smoke inhalation.
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Do a bronchoscopy, it'll
set off a laryngospasm.
189
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,898
I'll do
an open-lung biopsy instead.
190
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,098
You want an invasive surgery
because you screwed up?
191
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The patient
snuck a cigarette.
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The patient
is an addict.
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It's not his fault
he's jonesing
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for whatever
he can get his hands on.
195
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,880
Not his fault
he's jonesing?
196
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,348
In what universe does
that make any sense?
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00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,442
Get him
on a nicotine patch.
198
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,749
That'll keep up
with his joneses.
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Do your biopsy.
200
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,894
How's the new us's
final case going?
201
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,835
It's a moving target. House keeps
moving it, so I can't find it.
202
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:17,371
So, you decided to focus on
solving the problem in Darfur?
203
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,441
Taub is in there prepping
the patient for a biopsy.
204
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,346
Stay close to Taub,
I stay close to House.
205
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,981
And stay close
to the game.
206
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,043
I'm trying to
stop the game.
207
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,145
That's your role
in the game.
208
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,417
Did you wander
over here to annoy me?
209
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,425
You're not
wearing a lab coat.
210
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,256
House doesn't
wear one, does he?
211
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,454
Damn!
212
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,088
Now when I walk away,
it's gonna look like
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00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,326
I have a reason other
than just annoyance.
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00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,465
He won't let us finish
prepping him for the biopsy.
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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,030
Try the other arm.
216
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,339
The problem's not the arm,
it's the entire patient.
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00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,613
Hi.
218
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,956
He let you check his chest.
219
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,994
He let you do anything
except check that arm.
220
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,097
He wallpapered himself
with nicotine patches.
221
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:21,765
Real rebellion has a point, it's
not just juvenile and purposeless.
222
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:25,842
Maybe purposelessness
is my purpose.
223
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,575
Mission accomplished.
224
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,410
Amber, it's not
the patches.
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00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,508
He's got blood clots
moving through his body.
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Means I was wrong.
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00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,081
Oh!
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If the clot reaches his lungs
or his heart, it'll kill him.
229
00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:50,425
It's true!
230
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,800
We all know it's true.
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You just
wasted our time.
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00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,367
And what you're doing?
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I'm not competing.
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00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,701
Where's Taub?
Foreman was following him.
235
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,869
So, you paged Taub.
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Didn't see that
I had much choice.
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00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,776
He has schistocytes
on his blood smear
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00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,749
which means DIC's
causing the clotting.
239
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,149
What's causing the DIC?
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00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,153
Drug impurities.
You lost your round.
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00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,189
New symptom, new round.
This has to be drug related.
242
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,487
This is how doctors kill patients,
by seeing the stereotypes...
243
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,993
Drug addicts use drugs
is a stereotype?
244
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,995
Drugs are bad
is a stereotype?
245
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,031
Losers lose is...
Malaria.
246
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,464
He hasn't left
the country in years.
247
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,195
Malaria's
relapsing-recurring.
248
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For all we know, he could
have been sick for years.
249
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,428
It explains not just the DIC and the
bleeding, but the tiredness, fever,
250
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:29,872
everything
we attributed to drugs.
251
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,376
Oh, yeah. It's much more
likely that this ass punk rocker
252
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,504
was exposed to
malaria than drugs?
253
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,049
If you were always right, then
you wouldn't have just been wrong.
254
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,278
Or let the patient
mainline nicotine.
255
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,183
Or ravaged
my anatomical model,
256
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,620
which Grandma House bought me
when I aced my MCATs.
257
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,386
A pharmaceutical rep
left that here on Tuesday.
258
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,790
Grandma does
some part-time work.
259
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,988
The rep was
a 30-something babe.
260
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,293
Thank you. I got her hips.
261
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,730
Carry it with pride.
262
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,497
Manipulative bitch, you're
wanted in the loser's circle.
263
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,904
Why do you hate drug addicts?
264
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,043
Your situation
is different.
265
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,240
You're taking
a necessary prescription...
266
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,342
I know. I'm fabulous.
And I'm not the patient.
267
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,216
I'm not allowed to have
a problem with junkies?
268
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,051
You're allowed.
There's gotta be a reason.
269
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,853
He's the patient. You don't
know him. Why do you hate him?
270
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,588
He's throwing his life away.
271
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,994
'Cause he's
setting his own terms,
272
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,761
not living in fear
of every pop quiz?
273
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,302
I thought we were
talking about him.
274
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,736
We were never
talking about him.
275
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,368
Why are you afraid to lose?
276
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,103
Are you gonna fire me
because I like to win?
277
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,274
Just wanna know
the reason.
278
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:51,179
I watched this football game
once, and I noticed something odd.
279
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,782
The winning team
was the happy one.
280
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,819
I did the math.
281
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,557
Our patient's happy.
282
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,655
He's an idiot.
283
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,461
He's a happy idiot.
284
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,499
That screws
with your worldview.
285
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,534
There's something freeing about
being a loser, isn't there?
286
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,597
Why are you afraid to...
287
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:14,442
Mommy didn't love me enough.
Daddy expected too much from me.
288
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,204
Something.
289
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:23,253
Let's assume that's true. I get how
that can make me a screwed up person.
290
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:27,315
But how is my willingness to do
anything to get the right answer
291
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,156
bad for my patients?
292
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,993
Or put in terms you can
understand, how is it bad for you?
293
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,275
I didn't ask you
to pick up the meds.
294
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,437
I'm trying to be
a good colleague.
295
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,775
You're trying to
boost your score
296
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,212
by prescribing
drugs for House.
297
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,544
Why else would you have a second bag?
298
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,914
Didn't say good
colleague to you.
299
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,111
You realize
we still have a patient.
300
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,380
Don't care
about the patient.
301
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,388
You care about this job more
than you care about his life?
302
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,287
I care about my wallpaper more
than I care about his life.
303
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,552
Okay. You're
jerking me around.
304
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,059
There's no reason to be a
doctor if you don't care.
305
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,095
I care about life. I
just don't care about his.
306
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,494
He doesn't care,
why should I?
307
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,690
My time is better spent...
308
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,733
Kissing up to your boss?
309
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,063
Average doctor cuts off a
patient 18 seconds into a history,
310
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,162
because that's all
the time he's got.
311
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,571
Meanwhile, six of us are administering
to a guy with a death wish.
312
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,007
So, why do you want
the job?
313
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,240
Not because I'm maximizing
my service to mankind.
314
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,204
Good for you.
315
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,618
Where is he?
316
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,986
We're gonna spend
the next hour
317
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,958
looking for a guy who doesn't wanna be found.
318
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:45,096
Jimmy Quidd's
greatest stiff. 1989.
319
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,105
A profit-seeking
entity released this?
320
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,970
He put it out himself.
321
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,066
He wanted people to
listen, but apparently
322
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,738
didn't want people
to enjoy listening.
323
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,542
Now, why would someone...
Truly a mystery.
324
00:16:56,615 --> 00:17:00,051
Why would anyone do something
just to aggravate people?
325
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:06,985
Why would you have a blank
liability release form
326
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,788
plus your checkbook
on top of your desk?
327
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,522
Probably because they
were in the second drawer,
328
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,328
in a manila envelope,
under a book,
329
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,164
and you put them
on top of my desk.
330
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,897
You usually keep
your checkbook at home.
331
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,407
It's your go-to excuse for
why you can't lend me money.
332
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,644
You're gonna pay the guy
the six grand, aren't you?
333
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,273
There are other people I write
checks to. I do have cable.
334
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,147
There's no negligence
without injury.
335
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,277
I handed the guy
a death sentence.
336
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,151
He's not distressed
with the death sentence.
337
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,213
He's distressed
with the life sentence.
338
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,486
I gave him
three months of misery.
339
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,324
You gave him three months
of being someone special.
340
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,024
You're paying the guy
because he used to be boring,
341
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,760
and without you,
he's gonna be boring again.
342
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,025
Hi.
343
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,504
Results of
the malaria tests already?
344
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,835
Well, no.
345
00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:00,345
But we were wondering if you'd sent
the patient for any additional tests?
346
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,513
You lost the patient.
347
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:12,551
Taub, you check lost and
found. Thirteen, come with me.
348
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,355
Why do you love
drug addicts?
349
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,493
I won't pigeonhole the
patient, so that means I'm...
350
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,330
Perfectly capable of
drawing my own conclusions.
351
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,063
Are you capable of
answering a question?
352
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,695
I think there's more
to him than the drugs.
353
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,796
Admirable, why?
354
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,568
I need a reason for
doing something admirable?
355
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:30,733
There's always a reason.
356
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,470
He's a patient. You don't
know him. Why do you like him?
357
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,944
Alcoholic parent?
Druggie youth?
358
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,947
There's no such thing
as a saint without a past.
359
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,141
Or a sinner
without a future.
360
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,380
What makes you so sure that drugs
are a mask for something else?
361
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,251
Drugs are always
a mask for something else.
362
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,552
That's the dumbest thing
I've heard in my life.
363
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,140
You really
want this job?
364
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,869
Why, you think you can talk me into leaving?
365
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,205
You're a person
who likes her privacy,
366
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,109
working for a man who
needs to know everything.
367
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,171
You're a person who cares about her patients,
368
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,911
working for a man
who cares about games.
369
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,918
I hear him.
370
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:21,788
Neither sleet, nor mail,
nor dread of night.
371
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,292
Hold on.
372
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,058
Malaria's not contagious.
373
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,692
Children, I bid you
good night.
374
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,870
Which one of you guys
sapped my powers?
375
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,182
Was it you?
Did you take my powers?
376
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,784
Or maybe it was you.
377
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,050
Well, no matter. See, I'm
feeling stronger already.
378
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:59,022
It's okay. It's okay.
He's okay.
379
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,860
Respiration's good.
Pulse is solid.
380
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,197
We need a lot of
nurses in here!
381
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:24,077
Dr. Cuddy, the face that
launched a thousand long faces.
382
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,583
Get control
of your patient.
383
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,683
Strap him to the bed
if you have to.
384
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,455
I wanna keep all four.
385
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,928
You can have two.
386
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,363
You don't get
negotiation, do you?
387
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,069
I say four, you say three. We
finally settle on three-and-a-half,
388
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,694
which would be
good news for Taub.
389
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,262
You don't want four.
You don't want three.
390
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:46,175
But if I say three, you get
to keep playing your game.
391
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,806
Who would you pick?
392
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,110
Are you asking my opinion?
393
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,277
If you have any absolute truths,
that would be even better.
394
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,014
You never want my advice.
395
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,489
You spend your life
trying to avoid my advice.
396
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,423
You're
a bureaucratic nightmare,
397
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,017
you're a chronic
pain in the ass,
398
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,120
and you're a second-rate doctor at best.
399
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,824
Am I blushing?
400
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:10,356
But you do know this stuff.
401
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,599
Can we get this over with?
402
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,302
Taub and Kutner.
403
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:24,471
Taub will stand up to you. You won't
like him, but you'll respect him.
404
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:28,076
Kutner shares your philosophy of medicine.
405
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,052
God knows I don't
need two of you,
406
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,317
but he will
actually help you.
407
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,952
It's not malaria, the blood work is negative.
408
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,462
But we did find the reason for
the DIC. Bad blood fragments.
409
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,792
So if we can figure
out how they got there...
410
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:46,701
Blood exposure during sex?
411
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,171
Haemolysis
from the malaria meds?
412
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,107
Stop guessing,
you'll spoil the surprise.
413
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,734
If you're looking to get
information out of the guy,
414
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,507
he's not exactly
the bare-your-soul type.
415
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:01,645
Hey, I was wondering if you
guys know Girl from Ipanema?
416
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,547
What are you doing?
Nothing. What are you doing?
417
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,889
That's mine, man.
418
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,693
You're gonna be
denying that in a second.
419
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,262
Next time make sure you bring
enough for the whole class.
420
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,639
He's been sharing
needles with this guy.
421
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,110
Means he injected this guy's
blood, his own blood attacked it,
422
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,704
chewed it up, those were
the fragments we found.
423
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,009
So, DIC was nothing?
424
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,311
We're back to bloody vomit,
425
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:36,150
and his two dozen other drug
or non-drug symptoms.
426
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,685
Re-check everything.
427
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,693
Throw these guys out and
strap the patient down.
428
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,023
House!
429
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,793
Respiratory failure.
430
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,897
Good news for you,
Thirteen.
431
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,731
'Cause that is
definitely not drugs.
432
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,214
The blood clots
were drug related.
433
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:08,275
Coughing up blood and the respiratory
arrests are still on the table.
434
00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:09,342
Inhalants?
435
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,355
If I wanted or needed
your drug diagnosis,
436
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:12,913
I would have told
Foreman where we are.
437
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,856
He knows
where we are.
438
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:18,961
'Cause he followed you!
439
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,725
I followed Taub.
I followed her.
440
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,199
He had a bleeding problem. That
could cause respiratory arrest.
441
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:26,294
Again, if I wanted to forgive
his Drano drinking ways,
442
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,804
I wouldn't ignore
what you just said.
443
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,897
Could be an infection.
444
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,805
No, lumbar puncture's clear.
445
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,070
What lumbar puncture?
446
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,475
You didn't authorize
that test.
447
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,740
True, and yet here
I am with the results.
448
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,577
Thirteen thought it was
bacterial meningitis.
449
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,344
And I had the eyeball.
450
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,612
It was a harmless test.
451
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,744
Patient's welfare still counts
for something, doesn't it?
452
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:43,981
Yep. Minus 50.
453
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:47,456
Chronic pulmonary embolisms would
explain the breathing problem
454
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,994
and the blood
coming from his lungs.
455
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,125
I'll run an ultrasound...
You're not running any tests.
456
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,031
He knows it's not PEs,
the guy's d-dimer's normal.
457
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,126
That doesn't
always rule out...
458
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,501
You go in to run one test,
run eight more like she did,
459
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,269
find out which one's right, then
comes back with a brilliant guess.
460
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:05,832
Is this true?
No.
461
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:09,312
That's too bad, 'cause that would have
earned you 40 points for cleverness.
462
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,849
Points go to Amber.
Foreman, you run the test.
463
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:14,715
Sure, anything I can do
to help your game.
464
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,747
He's not gonna run the
tests. No. I don't think so.
465
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,387
So, what's wrong with me?
466
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,293
You mean,
besides your music?
467
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,231
Oh, sure. Just because I
don't play your kind of music,
468
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,033
it's not music, right?
469
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:37,165
Yeah, I resent you 'cause
you're not Perry Como.
470
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:43,738
Look I don't play
for an audience, okay?
471
00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,978
Well, then, that stage you
stand on is an odd choice.
472
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:50,044
I just... I do it for me,
okay? I don't do it for you.
473
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:51,884
There are three choices
in this life.
474
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,152
Be good, get good
or give up.
475
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,127
You've gone
for column D. Why?
476
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:03,862
Simple answer is if you
don't try, you can't fail.
477
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,466
Are you really that simple?
478
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:13,877
Look, yeah, some people,
they like my music.
479
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:16,004
Most people can't stand it.
480
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,984
But they just sort of
just shrug and ignore me.
481
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:25,045
But a few, they feel
like they have to tell me
482
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:30,587
what I'm screwing up,
you know, what I'm wasting.
483
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,459
Why do they care?
484
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:41,372
You have some peculiar masses
near your heart.
485
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,838
Peculiar, how?
486
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:45,900
Well, unlike your music, they
elicit some emotional response.
487
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,313
That's odd.
488
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,807
You care
if I appreciate your music,
489
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,478
but you don't care
if you live or die.
490
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,488
Maybe the answer
is that simple.
491
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:06,327
I can't apologize enough,
to you, to your family.
492
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:11,329
There may not be any
technical liability here but...
493
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,304
You're ripping it up
because you think
494
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,139
it would be wrong
to take money from me?
495
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:24,374
I think it would be wrong to
take so little money from you.
496
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,750
You're out $6,000...
497
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,341
You ruined my life.
498
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,251
I ruined three months.
499
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:35,521
For the first time in my life, I was living
in the present, 'cause that's all there was.
500
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:42,127
You're suing me, not for the wrong
diagnosis, but for the right one?
501
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,935
Have you spoken to a lawyer?
502
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:50,304
You gave me happiness,
503
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,535
and then you took it away.
504
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:01,716
Definitely no emboli.
505
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,946
It's pretty fuzzy.
506
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,489
Hey, for point and shoot,
I thought I did okay.
507
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,956
It's fuzzy 'cause he was still shaking,
508
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,493
'cause he was coming down
from the heroin.
509
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,619
Where is everybody else?
510
00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:12,629
Clinic's been quarantined.
511
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,325
Patient came in with
avian flu-like symptoms,
512
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,493
and 50 extra dollars
in spending money.
513
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,332
Can you do this echo again?
514
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:22,271
Okay, minus five
for ingratitude.
515
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,671
No "Thank you, Dr. House. "
516
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,369
No "Here's
a bottle of Codeine
517
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,001
"for your troubles,
Dr. House. " Oh, no.
518
00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,545
I was asking
if you could do it again
519
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:31,138
after giving him
a sedative to keep him still.
520
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,582
I could. We'd definitely
get the answer,
521
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,984
but since the opiates would
decrease his respiratory drive,
522
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,954
and he already
can barely breathe,
523
00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,389
minus 10 for asking me
to kill the patient.
524
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,653
What if it's
a congenital defect,
525
00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,661
an anomalous
vessel on his heart?
526
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,163
You know that the heart
does the blood stuff, right?
527
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,029
And the lungs
do the breathing?
528
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,830
If the vessel wrapped
around his trachea.
529
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,664
What do you want me to do?
530
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:58,800
MRA.
531
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:02,002
So you can get a clear
picture of that vessel.
532
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,211
What? Wait, what?
What? Why?
533
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,608
You said the picture sucked
because the patient was shaking.
534
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,881
MRA will be worse.
535
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,922
We have to
get a picture.
536
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,627
You were doing better
before you had a good idea.
537
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,596
How can we see it
if we don't take a picture?
538
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,031
You can see me, right?
539
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:26,370
We wanna look at his heart
with our eyes.
540
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,569
So, I kill the patient
on my operating table,
541
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,405
you get to keep
testing your team,
542
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,638
and I take the heat
from Cuddy.
543
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,544
If it goes that way, yeah,
that'd be excellent.
544
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,411
His respiratory status
is through the floor.
545
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,644
If there's a vessel
and we don't remove it fast,
546
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,914
best case, he's on a ventilator for life.
547
00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:45,217
Granted,
it'll be a short one.
548
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,852
Who do you think
I should hire?
549
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:50,961
You want me to tell you
in front of him?
550
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,896
Well, it'd be rude
to ask him to leave now.
551
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:57,697
If you don't do the surgery,
the patient will die.
552
00:28:58,169 --> 00:28:59,602
You'll have had
nothing to do with it,
553
00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:01,605
and everyone will know that
you had nothing to do with it.
554
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,470
And everyone will know
that it's because
555
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,509
you were pissed off
at House for firing you.
556
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,340
You know that's not
why I'm saying no.
557
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,313
Yeah, but that's not how
it's gonna play out.
558
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:13,980
Keep him and Amber.
You'll get stuff done.
559
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,784
Prep him for surgery.
560
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,289
This isn't
an anomalous vessel.
561
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:26,323
Look at these lymph nodes.
Way too big.
562
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,924
They're the masses you saw.
563
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,824
70 over 40. He's crashing.
564
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,267
Two units of PRBCs.
565
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,805
Starting dopamine.
We're losing him!
566
00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,732
So, how's your
game going?
567
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:41,141
It's not whether
you win or lose.
568
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,152
Respiratory failure
and large lymph nodes.
569
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,449
Whatever this is, he's not
gonna be breathing much longer.
570
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,220
Does Foreman being here
means the game's over?
571
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,261
It means the patient's life
is almost over.
572
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,523
You can call it
what you want.
573
00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:03,792
We're done, people.
Come on!
574
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,532
I need ideas. I don't
care who they come from.
575
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,231
Of course you do.
This is still a game.
576
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,241
You're still gonna reward whoever gets
the right idea, punish whoever's wrong.
577
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,869
Hire who you want.
Get this over with.
578
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,611
Thirteen, Kutner.
579
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:23,917
I'm sorry. Go home.
580
00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,517
Why?
It doesn't matter.
581
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:29,617
He just told me
that I gotta...
582
00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:31,127
Lungs are stiff,
could be ARDS.
583
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,595
You fluid overloaded him.
584
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,655
Anyone's lungs would leak
after that surgery.
585
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:36,290
Goodbye.
Anaphylactic shock.
586
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,493
No sign of bronchospasm.
587
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,593
What if the lymph nodes
are caused by
588
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,399
chronic stimulation
of his immune system?
589
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:41,699
Lmpurities in his drugs
could've...
590
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,434
Street drugs are laced
with all kinds of things.
591
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,068
An immune overreaction
would explain everything.
592
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,702
Drug diagnosis.
593
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:50,176
That's what
you're going with?
594
00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:00,286
That firing thing,
it was all a dream.
595
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,285
Go find where he gets his
drugs and what's in them.
596
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,695
And put him on dimercaprol
for heavy metal poisoning.
597
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,031
Competition works.
598
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,673
So, you're not gonna tell
me who sells you drugs?
599
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:28,144
What does it matter?
600
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,414
You're dying.
Does that matter?
601
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,388
Not really.
602
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:40,124
I'm not an adult.
603
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,430
Never wanted to be.
604
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,734
So, if the choice
605
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:53,071
is running out
the clock with a walker,
606
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,570
and a bedpan...
607
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,681
You don't regret anything?
608
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,154
Well, there was
a lot of drugs,
609
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:16,230
a lot of drinking,
a lot of fights.
610
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,034
I regret everything else.
611
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,982
You hate me, don't you?
612
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:37,980
Yeah.
613
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,015
I don't care.
614
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:48,856
What's it like?
615
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,465
It means
you have no regrets.
616
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,589
Kind of sticks in your head, doesn't it?
617
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,389
This guy's amazing.
618
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,820
There's not one
redeeming note.
619
00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:21,922
What sort of a lawyer
tells his client
620
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,525
he's got a case because
he's going to live?
621
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:26,661
I've heard
that not all lawyers
622
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,899
are as ethical as
the ones we see on TV.
623
00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:31,168
I don't think this guy
even has a law degree.
624
00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,039
Well, the guys on TV
don't, either.
625
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:35,409
I think he has
a medical degree.
626
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:49,749
It directly affects
my bottom line.
627
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,021
If you have less
money to lend...
628
00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:53,154
I'm trying to take
responsibility.
629
00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,563
And I'm trying to teach you
that everyone is out for theirs.
630
00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:56,964
You might as well
keep yours.
631
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,764
And lend it to you?
632
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,298
You have to
control everything.
633
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,034
How come you're going around
asking everyone who you should fire?
634
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:05,871
I'm asking for input!
635
00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,934
I thought you would have
admired the humility.
636
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:10,344
You like games because
you can control them.
637
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:11,541
God, I'm gonna put
the record back on.
638
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,449
You like what's interesting,
never mind if it's real or good.
639
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,680
You wanna know why you
offered that guy six grand?
640
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:19,086
Life just happens, and that
scares the hell out of you.
641
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:20,715
You think you can cure pain.
642
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,123
You think
you can avoid pain.
643
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:24,093
You think you're responsible
for every failure,
644
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,222
every patient's boring life,
every friend's screwed-up...
645
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:30,358
You don't wanna face it
anymore than my patient does.
646
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:33,029
Dying's easy.
Living's hard.
647
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:39,402
That can't possibly be
as poignant as it sounded.
648
00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:44,710
Still can't find
the drug source,
649
00:34:44,782 --> 00:34:46,113
but I don't think
that's the problem.
650
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:47,617
The dimercaprol
isn't working,
651
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:50,916
and Quidd volunteers at
a home for abandoned kids.
652
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,182
Why are you
telling me this?
653
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:53,553
Because his
bass player told me.
654
00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:54,818
Is it medically relevant?
655
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:55,916
I don't know.
656
00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:59,759
Well, then, why are you... Stop
playing games and do your job.
657
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,030
No.
658
00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:18,476
This time I'm firing
Taub and Amber.
659
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,980
This is a joke, right?
660
00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,352
It's only a joke if you
come up with the answer.
661
00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:27,857
It's not really funny
if you don't.
662
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,455
Thirteen and Kutner,
you're fired, too.
663
00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:35,655
Foreman?
He's a druggie.
664
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:38,167
I was never sure there was
a disease in the first place.
665
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,966
So, all we know
is that he's dying.
666
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,168
Who wants to
tell the patient?
667
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,869
Fine, I'll get some kid
to go talk to him.
668
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:50,971
It's the only people
he gets along with anyway.
669
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,311
Are we still fired?
670
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,180
He works
with abandoned kids.
671
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,225
Is it medically relevant?
672
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,025
I think so.
673
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,029
I need a brain biopsy.
674
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:09,990
For the patient.
675
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:13,196
You two switch.
676
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,239
You wanna drill into
the skull of a patient
677
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,400
who almost died on the
operating table yesterday?
678
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:23,913
Why are they here?
679
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:27,576
Because I wouldn't have gotten
the answer without each of them.
680
00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:29,620
You could have just told me.
681
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,245
I want you to feel guilty.
682
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,222
She thinks
the patient's a loser.
683
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,883
She thinks
the patient's a winner,
684
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,757
just a regular guy
with a regular problem.
685
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:40,422
He thinks he's gonna be great
once he's all grown up,
686
00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:43,797
and he thinks...
What did you think?
687
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,460
Autoimmune.
Right.
688
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,197
Less interesting
but just as important.
689
00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:48,397
We can't all be right.
690
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,099
You're all wrong.
691
00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:52,802
My mom always said that two
wrongs don't make a right.
692
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,471
She never said anything
about four wrongs.
693
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,537
I always
found that suspicious.
694
00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,879
Plain old measles,
constant exposure from
695
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,816
hanging out with
Oliver Twist and his lot.
696
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,877
I assume
he's been vaccinated.
697
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:07,118
Patient's immune system was
shredded with years of drugs.
698
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:09,250
Early markers
of rash and fever
699
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:10,794
would have been lost
on a druggie.
700
00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:12,123
His immune system
overreacted,
701
00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:14,630
which is why
his body went haywire.
702
00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:16,890
That's clever.
703
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,238
You're not doing a biopsy
without neurological symptoms.
704
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,968
If I'm right,
the virus is in his brain.
705
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,067
Wrong course of treatment
could be his last course.
706
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,339
I need a neurological...
707
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:30,880
He kept swallowing.
708
00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:33,439
Could be neurological, could
be a complex partial seizure.
709
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:35,382
What did it look like?
710
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,488
Good God, woman, how much
more proof do you need?
711
00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:45,827
If you can induce a seizure,
you can have your biopsy.
712
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,762
Hoes, hup!
713
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,168
We're gonna use
flashing lights.
714
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:55,262
Noxious stimulation,
it'll irritate your brain.
715
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:56,499
If there's damage
to your neurons,
716
00:37:56,574 --> 00:37:59,042
it'll trigger a seizure.
That way we can...
717
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,476
I got something
much more noxious.
718
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:09,181
It's not as commonly used, but
sound can be just as big an irritant.
719
00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:19,260
Now remind me of
your influences here!
720
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,424
'Cause I'm gonna
say Thelonious Monk
721
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,300
and the sound a trash compactor
makes when you crawl inside it.
722
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:31,637
I don't do it for you.
I do it for me.
723
00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,242
What do you think?
Is he seizing or dancing?
724
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,618
Seizing.
725
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:46,680
Play him the B side,
it's even worse.
726
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,055
Schedule an OR
for the biopsy.
727
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,287
See you in the lecture hall.
728
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:23,082
A little mood music,
build the suspense.
729
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,156
Sounds more folky.
730
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:29,896
You seriously have no idea
when to shut up, do you?
731
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,962
Amber, please stand.
732
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:38,566
You didn't call me bitch.
Is that bad?
733
00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:44,611
You played the game better
than anybody else here,
734
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,717
but for the wrong reasons.
735
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:49,844
Reasons don't matter.
Results are the only thing...
736
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,410
You were wrong.
737
00:39:56,427 --> 00:40:00,124
Twenty years ago, this was
recorded by Jim Moskowitz,
738
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,359
who later became
known as Jimmy Quidd.
739
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:10,168
Loves kids, apparently has
a heart, perhaps even a soul.
740
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,135
If you're gonna work for me,
741
00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:18,909
you have to be willing to
be wrong, willing to lose.
742
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:22,347
Because you just did.
743
00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:24,343
You're fired.
744
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,096
Thirteen, please stand.
745
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:42,795
You're fired.
746
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:48,802
You just said
I was right about...
747
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,710
He was a drug addict.
748
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,446
Four applicants,
two spots.
749
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:00,951
If I had three,
I'd keep you.
750
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,296
Game over.
751
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:31,986
You're gonna have to
grow old after all.
752
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,753
You've got measles. We're
blasting you with corticosteroids.
753
00:41:38,562 --> 00:41:40,325
What's wrong with you?
754
00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:41,830
I got fired.
755
00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,632
Well, what are
you doing here?
756
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,301
Trying not to care.
757
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,070
Yeah?
758
00:41:54,645 --> 00:41:56,272
That's not easy.
759
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,812
What the hell did you do?
760
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,484
You told me to hire
Kutner and Taub.
761
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:09,924
Because I knew
you wouldn't.
762
00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:10,983
Oops.
763
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:12,790
I can't let you
hire two men.
764
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:13,955
Now, that is sexist.
765
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,498
You've already got Foreman.
766
00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:16,692
Is he a dude?
767
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,496
Hire a woman, too.
768
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:19,729
Hire two women?
769
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:23,261
You can have the one that
gives a crap about people.
770
00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,868
They both do.
Right.
771
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,402
Hire Thirteen.
772
00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:40,249
This was your plan
all along.
773
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:49,197
Well, at least
the games are over.
774
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,560
How long have you known me?