1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:01,541 So here's what you missed on Glee: 2 00:00:01,550 --> 00:00:03,875 Sue tried to shoot Brittany out of a cannon, but it wasn't safe, 3 00:00:03,886 --> 00:00:05,918 so Brittany, Santana and Quinn quit the Cheerios! 4 00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:06,838 Sucks for you. 5 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,235 Now we get to see what they look like in street clothes. 6 00:00:08,266 --> 00:00:09,893 Finn broke up with Rachel because she made out with Puck, 7 00:00:09,961 --> 00:00:11,361 but then Quinn kissed Finn after the big game, 8 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:12,996 even though she's been dating Sam. Yikes! 9 00:00:13,064 --> 00:00:15,732 It used to be a love triangle, and now it's, like, a pentagon. 10 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,500 And that's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,706 We all know I'm not the smartest guy in the world, 12 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,008 but there are two lessons I learned the hard way. 13 00:00:25,076 --> 00:00:26,576 One: Never punch a cop. 14 00:00:26,644 --> 00:00:30,146 The other one: You can't choose love. 15 00:00:30,214 --> 00:00:32,349 Love chooses you. 16 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:35,785 I mean, I could have any girl I wanted, 17 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:37,754 but here I am, in the middle of geometry 18 00:00:37,822 --> 00:00:39,723 or English or something, 19 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,192 and the only girl I've got my eye on is 20 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,693 a whole lot of woman. 21 00:00:43,761 --> 00:00:45,695 I owe it all to Sectionals. 22 00:00:45,763 --> 00:00:47,530 We needed a twelfth member, 23 00:00:47,598 --> 00:00:49,866 and I told her if she joined the Glee Club, 24 00:00:49,934 --> 00:00:51,735 I'd give her seven minutes in heaven. 25 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:57,908 But what went down in that janitor's closet was epic. 26 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:01,044 You're really not good at this, and you're kind of scrawny. 27 00:01:01,112 --> 00:01:03,847 You got to be kidding me. 28 00:01:05,783 --> 00:01:07,684 Yeah, you're not turning me on at all. 29 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:09,653 Later, sad sack. 30 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,388 But that was only three minutes. 31 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:12,756 Three minutes I'll never get back. 32 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:15,825 Maybe it's because she's constantly 33 00:01:15,893 --> 00:01:17,494 insulting me, like my mom. 34 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:19,562 Maybe I just dig a chick with curves, 35 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:21,464 but it's almost Valentine's Day, and it's official. 36 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:24,567 Stare at me again, and I'll break your nuts. 37 00:01:24,635 --> 00:01:27,704 Also, these candies you gave me? 38 00:01:27,772 --> 00:01:28,872 They sucked. 39 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,507 But you ate all of them. 40 00:01:30,574 --> 00:01:33,343 I had to make sure they all sucked. 41 00:01:33,411 --> 00:01:36,386 I'm in love with Lauren Zizes. 44 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:44,487 does to a person. 45 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:47,157 I know what you're thinking... That they're all only into me 46 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:48,825 because I won the first Conference Championship 47 00:01:48,893 --> 00:01:51,161 in this school's history, but I've changed. 48 00:01:51,228 --> 00:01:53,296 I'm walking taller, carrying a bigger stick 49 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,231 and using it to fight off the ladies. 50 00:01:55,299 --> 00:01:58,401 - I love you, Finny-bear. - Thanks, Becky. 51 00:01:58,469 --> 00:02:00,370 - Oh. - Be my Valentine? 52 00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:02,339 Awesome. 53 00:02:02,406 --> 00:02:05,842 - I'll keep you posted. - Copy that. 54 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,945 Yeah, I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately. 55 00:02:09,013 --> 00:02:11,748 Only question is, which one to choose. 56 00:02:11,816 --> 00:02:13,416 Bingo. 57 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:16,286 I just need to go for this. 58 00:02:16,354 --> 00:02:18,521 Maybe the reason it never worked out with Rachel 59 00:02:18,589 --> 00:02:20,423 was because I was never over Quinn. 60 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:22,425 I know I can pry her away from Sam 61 00:02:22,493 --> 00:02:24,427 if I can get her to kiss me again. 62 00:02:24,495 --> 00:02:26,396 The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl 63 00:02:26,464 --> 00:02:28,398 in this school to kiss me but her. 64 00:02:28,466 --> 00:02:30,333 Game on. 65 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,747 Okay, I'm all for flair, 66 00:02:36,815 --> 00:02:39,183 but these Valentine Day decorations are just tacky. 67 00:02:39,251 --> 00:02:41,786 I mean, what the hell is this supposed to be? 68 00:02:41,853 --> 00:02:43,220 It's clearly puppy love. 69 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,022 It's cute. Come on. 70 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:46,824 Ooh. 71 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,125 I love you! 72 00:02:48,193 --> 00:02:49,427 - Oh, this is creepy. - Adorable. 73 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:50,728 It's a simple excuse 74 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,997 to sell candy and greeting cards on a holiday. 75 00:02:53,064 --> 00:02:54,432 Not true. 76 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:56,534 People have been celebrating Valentine's Day for centuries. 77 00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:59,370 And call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favorite holiday. 78 00:02:59,438 --> 00:03:00,905 Really? 79 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,140 I think there's something really great about a day 80 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,010 where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line 81 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:09,547 and say to somebody, "I'm in love with you." 82 00:03:09,614 --> 00:03:11,248 You know? 83 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,684 And this year, I want to do something really radical, 84 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,820 so I need your opinion on this. 85 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:18,789 Well, there's this guy that I sort of... like, 86 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:21,192 and I've only known him for a little while, 87 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,594 but I want to tell him that I think 88 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,163 my feelings are starting to change into something... 89 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:28,466 deeper. 90 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,934 So I have to ask. 91 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,569 Do you think it's too much 92 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,471 to sing to somebody on Valentine's Day? 93 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:35,406 Not at all. 94 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:38,621 What can I get you? 95 00:03:38,688 --> 00:03:41,624 Uh, a medium drip, and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy, 96 00:03:41,691 --> 00:03:44,827 and maybe I can get him to split one of those Cupid cookies. 97 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:45,961 You know my coffee order? 98 00:03:46,029 --> 00:03:48,664 Of course I do. 99 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:49,865 That'll be $8.40. 100 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:52,435 Don't even bother, dummy. It's on me. 101 00:03:52,502 --> 00:03:53,836 Keep the change. 102 00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:59,389 I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. 103 00:03:59,457 --> 00:04:00,944 All right, guys, 104 00:04:00,956 --> 00:04:02,318 I have one word for you. 105 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:05,628 - Brittany. - Is it "love"? 106 00:04:05,696 --> 00:04:07,030 I'm totally going to graduate now. 107 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:08,981 Valentine's Day is coming up, 108 00:04:09,005 --> 00:04:11,177 so for this week's lesson, 109 00:04:11,201 --> 00:04:13,475 I want you guys to pick a partner, 110 00:04:13,499 --> 00:04:14,732 because you're going to sing to them 111 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:17,968 what you think is the world's greatest love song. 112 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,576 Yeah, find a song that communicates 113 00:04:19,643 --> 00:04:21,744 all the things that love means to you. 114 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:23,847 - Now, partner up. - Mr. Shue, can I say something? 115 00:04:25,049 --> 00:04:26,716 I just wanted to point out that 116 00:04:26,784 --> 00:04:30,286 for the first time, an entire week has gone by without 117 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,455 any one of us getting slushied. 118 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,190 I think the fact that I led the football team 119 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:35,458 to a Conference Championship 120 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,460 might have something to do with it. 121 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,995 Fact is that I'm the closest thing 122 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:41,197 that this Glee Club has to a celebrity right now. 123 00:04:41,265 --> 00:04:43,133 And just like a famous athlete, 124 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,567 I want to give to a charity. 125 00:04:44,635 --> 00:04:45,735 You guys. 126 00:04:47,004 --> 00:04:49,105 So, I'm setting up a kissing booth 127 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:51,007 for a dollar a smooch, and donating the proceeds 128 00:04:51,075 --> 00:04:52,609 to Glee Club to help us... 129 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:54,444 Don't even act like you're trying to help this 130 00:04:54,512 --> 00:04:56,479 Glee Club out. You just want to kiss a bunch of girls. 131 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:57,714 I've kissed Finn, and can I just say? 132 00:04:57,781 --> 00:04:58,848 Not worth a buck. 133 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,283 I would, however, 134 00:05:00,351 --> 00:05:03,153 pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man-boobs. 135 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,054 Do you ever get tired of tearing other people down? 136 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:06,623 - No, not really. - 'Cause you always 137 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:08,758 just seem to do be meddling in everybody else's business. 138 00:05:08,826 --> 00:05:10,627 Oh, please. You guys love me. 139 00:05:10,694 --> 00:05:12,562 I keep it real, and I'm hilarious. 140 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,397 Actually, you're just a bitch. 141 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:16,599 - Whoa! Whoa! - Okay. I'm sorry. 142 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,334 You've just got eyes for my man. 143 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,370 Okay, first of all, I'm not your man. 144 00:05:20,437 --> 00:05:23,173 And Finn is right. All you ever do is insult us. 145 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,774 Three weeks ago, you said 146 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:26,576 you were disappointed that I didn't have a lizard baby. 147 00:05:26,644 --> 00:05:28,044 Five minutes ago, you said 148 00:05:28,112 --> 00:05:29,679 Mr. Shue belonged in a twelve-step program. 149 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:30,847 Wait. What? 150 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:31,981 You're addicted to vests. 151 00:05:32,049 --> 00:05:33,550 The truth is, Santana, 152 00:05:33,617 --> 00:05:35,318 you can dish it out, but you can't take it. 153 00:05:35,386 --> 00:05:36,753 Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I am destined 154 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,454 to play the title role in the Broadway 155 00:05:38,522 --> 00:05:40,390 musical version of Willow, but the only job 156 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:43,126 you're going to have is working on a pole! 157 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:46,663 Fine. 158 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,598 Santana... 159 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,400 Maybe try rocking back and forth. 160 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:52,001 People do that in movies. 161 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:57,540 No. 'Cause I just try to be really, really honest with people 162 00:05:57,608 --> 00:06:00,276 when I think that they suck, you know? 163 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:02,412 - Yeah. - No one gets it. 164 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:07,984 I suppose you want me to thank you 165 00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:10,420 for sticking up for me today, except that makes it seem 166 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:12,355 like I need somebody to stick up for me, so... 167 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:13,656 Oh, no, no. Trust me. 168 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:16,392 I... I know you don't need me to stick up for you. 169 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,161 I mean, you're all kinds of tough. 170 00:06:18,229 --> 00:06:19,062 - And... - Mm, that's true. 171 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,664 How about you let me take you 172 00:06:21,732 --> 00:06:23,132 to Breadstix for Valentine's Day? 173 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,735 Do you seriously think it's that easy? 174 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,304 I'm not desperate, so if you really want this, 175 00:06:28,372 --> 00:06:30,073 you best come correct. 176 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,743 Because I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S, 177 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:36,713 and I need to be wooed, you understand me? 178 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:39,782 - Wooed. - Damn. 179 00:06:42,951 --> 00:06:45,086 Hey. 180 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,053 What you doing? 181 00:06:46,121 --> 00:06:47,522 Nothing. 182 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:50,158 Just, uh, daydreaming, plotting weekend outfits. 183 00:06:50,225 --> 00:06:51,492 Well, come on. 184 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,361 You're going to want to see this. 185 00:06:53,429 --> 00:06:56,297 I've called an emergency meeting of the Warblers' Council. 186 00:06:56,365 --> 00:06:57,465 Oh, sounds serious. 187 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:58,699 Let's hope not. 188 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:01,102 I just need to ask them a tiny little favor. 189 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,837 This emergency meeting is called to order. 190 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:06,307 Junior member Blaine Anderson, the floor is yours. 191 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,943 Esteemed council, I'll be brief. 192 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,546 Simply put... 193 00:07:11,613 --> 00:07:14,115 I'm in love. 194 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,384 Ooh! 195 00:07:16,452 --> 00:07:18,686 Congrats. 196 00:07:18,754 --> 00:07:20,922 I'm not really good at talking about my feelings. 197 00:07:20,989 --> 00:07:22,690 I'm much better at singing them. 198 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:25,493 But still, I could use a little help. 199 00:07:25,561 --> 00:07:27,862 Which is why I'm asking to enlist the Warblers 200 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:34,569 to help serenade this individual in song off-campus. 201 00:07:34,636 --> 00:07:35,770 - What? - What?! 202 00:07:35,838 --> 00:07:37,505 - Off-campus?! - Are you serious? 203 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,106 Did I hear you right? 204 00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:43,277 I know what I'm asking is slightly unusual. 205 00:07:43,345 --> 00:07:44,645 The Warblers haven't performed 206 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,447 in an informal setting since 1927, 207 00:07:46,515 --> 00:07:48,883 when The Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac 208 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:50,418 and plowed through seven Warblers 209 00:07:50,486 --> 00:07:53,120 during an impromptu rendition of "Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy." 210 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:54,789 Why would we even consider 211 00:07:54,857 --> 00:07:56,057 what you're asking? 212 00:07:56,124 --> 00:07:57,658 I firmly believe that our reticence 213 00:07:57,726 --> 00:07:59,060 to perform in public 214 00:07:59,127 --> 00:08:00,194 nearly cost us a trip to Regionals. 215 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,696 We're becoming privileged, 216 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:04,198 porcelain birds perched on a... 217 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,900 You mock us, sir. 218 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:08,069 Thad, David? 219 00:08:08,136 --> 00:08:10,371 - I will have order. - May I please say something? 220 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:16,010 With respect, I believe Blaine has a point. 221 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:19,013 The Warblers are so concerned with image 222 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,215 and tradition that sometimes I feel like 223 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,552 we miss out on opportunities to step outside our comfort zones. 224 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,920 When I was on New Directions, 225 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:29,190 we performed in front of hostile crowds 226 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,424 pretty much anywhere we went. 227 00:08:30,492 --> 00:08:32,827 I mean, mattress stores, shopping malls. 228 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,695 I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once. 229 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:37,965 But it... It gave us confidence. 230 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:39,967 lt kept us loose. 231 00:08:40,035 --> 00:08:41,969 And where would this performance take place? 232 00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:44,338 The Gap at the North Hills Mall. 233 00:08:44,406 --> 00:08:48,175 I'd like to call it The Warblers' Gap Attack. 234 00:08:48,243 --> 00:08:49,944 Why the Gap? 235 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:52,413 The guy that I like is a junior manager. 236 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:57,184 All right, well, all those in favor? 237 00:08:57,252 --> 00:08:59,420 I was absolutely devastated. ♪ I know something about... ♪ 238 00:08:59,488 --> 00:09:01,689 Did he ever actually say you two were dating? 239 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:05,092 Well, not in so many words. 240 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,061 Well, did he put the moves on? 241 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,996 No, but we were always singing duets, 242 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:10,898 and he was always smiling at me. 243 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,100 ♪ The very part of you... ♪ 244 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:16,737 Oh, my God, I made up the whole thing in my head, didn't I? 245 00:09:16,805 --> 00:09:18,306 Listen, we've all been there. 246 00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:20,274 At least I have. 247 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,943 - With you. - I know exactly what you mean. 248 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:23,144 I mean, if Finn thinks 249 00:09:23,211 --> 00:09:25,012 that he's just gonna walk out of my life, 250 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,581 he's wrong, 'cause I'm gonna go up 251 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:27,682 to that kissing booth tomorrow 252 00:09:27,749 --> 00:09:30,284 with a $100 bill and he's not gonna be able to make change, 253 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,752 and then he's gonna be forced 254 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:32,987 to kiss me one hundred times, and when his lips touch mine, 255 00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,456 - I'm telling you, he's gonna feel it. - Hey, hey. 256 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:36,691 We're supposed to be giving Kurt advice, remember? 257 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,426 Yeah. 258 00:09:38,493 --> 00:09:40,428 You are going to the Gap Attack, though, right? 259 00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:41,963 Should... Should I? 260 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,164 - Yes! - Mm-hmm. 261 00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:44,765 Scope out the competition. 262 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,534 See what this guy's like. 263 00:09:46,602 --> 00:09:49,537 You know, you two are both so guy crazy. 264 00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,038 Yeah. Look at me. 265 00:09:51,106 --> 00:09:52,740 I don't have a date for Valentine's Day, 266 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:54,175 and I could give a rip. 267 00:09:54,242 --> 00:09:56,277 The three of us are divas. 268 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,612 Look at our idols. 269 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,114 Whitney, Barbra, Patti LuPone. 270 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,683 They all became stars while they were single. 271 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:06,954 They took all the pain and loneliness, and they put it into their music. 272 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,556 People could relate to it. 273 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,591 Yeah, everybody feels lonely. 274 00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:13,494 Harnessing this pain is why they became legends. 275 00:10:13,562 --> 00:10:16,597 Why has this never occurred to me? 276 00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:19,634 Sometimes you have to choose between love and talent. 277 00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:21,869 And as far as I'm concerned, 278 00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:24,171 we all need to fly solo for a while. 279 00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:30,444 It's so nice to be around girls, for a change. 280 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:33,514 Oh. Here. Move over. 281 00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:43,157 ♪ Are you gonna take me home tonight? ♪ 282 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:47,895 ♪ Ah, down beside that red firelight? ♪ 283 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:52,366 ♪ Are you gonna let it all hang out? ♪ 284 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,101 ♪ Fat-bottomed girls, ♪ 285 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:57,705 ♪ you make the rockin' world go round. ♪ 286 00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:01,909 ♪ Hey! ♪ 287 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,714 ♪ I was just a skinny lad. ♪ 288 00:11:06,782 --> 00:11:08,683 ♪ Never knew no good from bad. ♪ 289 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:13,921 ♪ But I knew love before I left my nursery. ♪ 290 00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:16,724 ♪ Left alone with big fat Fanny. ♪ 291 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:20,161 ♪ She was such a naughty nanny. ♪ 292 00:11:20,228 --> 00:11:24,298 ♪ Hey, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me. ♪ 293 00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:35,643 ♪ I've been singing with my band, ♪ 294 00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:38,145 ♪ 'cross the water, 'cross the land. ♪ 295 00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:42,116 ♪ I seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way. ♪ 296 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,417 ♪ Hey... ♪ Whoo! 297 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,654 ♪ But their beauty and their style ♪ 298 00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:48,923 ♪ went kind of smooth after a while. ♪ 299 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:53,861 ♪ Take me to them lardy ladies every time. ♪ 300 00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:55,162 ♪ Come on... ♪ 301 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:59,667 ♪ Oh, won't you take me home tonight? ♪ 302 00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:04,805 ♪ Oh, down beside your red firelight? ♪ 303 00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:09,944 ♪ Are you gonna let it all hang out? ♪ 304 00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:14,348 ♪ Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round. ♪ 305 00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,350 ♪ Yeah... ♪ ♪ Fat-bottomed girls... ♪ 306 00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:20,554 ♪ You make the rockin' world go round. ♪ 307 00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:23,557 ♪ Get on your bikes and ride! ♪ 308 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:29,230 ♪ Ooh, yeah... ♪ 309 00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:31,165 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 310 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,901 ♪ Them fat bottomed girls... ♪ ♪ Fat-bottomed girls... ♪ 311 00:12:33,969 --> 00:12:36,036 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 312 00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:37,171 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 313 00:12:46,314 --> 00:12:47,815 High five. 314 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:50,050 Good job. 315 00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:58,259 So, um, what'd you think? 316 00:12:58,326 --> 00:13:00,060 It was... That's kind of my love song to you, 317 00:13:00,128 --> 00:13:02,329 'cause, you know, you're a little... 318 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:03,430 On the heavier side, but, 319 00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:04,832 like the song says, you know, 320 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,066 I'm kind of into it. 321 00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:08,202 So... 322 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,838 That was the first time anyone ever sang me a love song. 323 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,341 And it made me feel like crap. 324 00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:24,685 I want tongue. 325 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:28,656 Uh, thanks, Becky. 326 00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:31,792 Oh... 327 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,893 Sorry, ladies. 328 00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:34,195 Brush and floss time. 329 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:35,796 Got to keep up the oral hygiene 330 00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:38,432 if I'm gonna satisfy all of you. Sorry. 331 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,434 I know why you're doing this. 332 00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:41,702 You know I'm the only girl in school 333 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,937 that won't kiss you, and you think 334 00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,638 that the peer pressure will get to me. 335 00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:47,208 Well, it is sort of uncool that you... You're too uptight 336 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:49,510 to spend a buck for a good cause like Glee Club. 337 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,378 I'm not kissing you again. 338 00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,814 What are you so afraid of? 339 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:56,750 Leading you on, hurting my boyfriend. 340 00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,986 Your boyfriend's a boy. 341 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,622 Tell me you don't want to kiss me right now. 342 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,658 I can't do this. 343 00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:13,541 I saw it. 344 00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:15,810 Your guys' faces, were, like, right up next to each other. 345 00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:16,911 Kissing distance. 346 00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:20,248 What are these things? 347 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,250 They're called records. 348 00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:24,152 People used to listen to music on them. 349 00:14:24,219 --> 00:14:26,321 I'm looking for a classic love song to sing to you 350 00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:28,056 for our assignment, because despite your confusion 351 00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:29,757 about the matter, you are the only guy 352 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,192 I'm ever within kissing distance of. 353 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,393 Okay. So answer me this, then. 354 00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:34,429 Why haven't you kissed Finn at his booth yet? 355 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:37,265 Okay, first you're all up in my business for kissing Finn, 356 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,900 and now you're pissed at me for not kissing... 357 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,635 It's odd. Something seems fishy. I mean... 358 00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:42,203 This is insane. 359 00:14:42,271 --> 00:14:43,771 Shh! 360 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,173 Everyone thinks I'm dumb. 361 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,008 Not... everyone. 362 00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:48,276 But I'm not. 363 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,378 At least... not about you. 364 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,680 You play it cool, but you're ambitious. 365 00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:54,782 You like being the queen bee, 366 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,385 and you think being with star quarterback Finn is going to 367 00:14:57,453 --> 00:14:58,853 put you up there, whether you're wearing 368 00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:01,623 a Cheerios! uniform or not. I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb. 369 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:05,727 Fine. Right after Glee rehearsal, I'm kissing Finn. 370 00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:11,766 Thanks. 371 00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,403 Are you sure you can handle this? 372 00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:16,904 Oh, absolutely. 373 00:15:16,972 --> 00:15:18,539 I've decided that I'm better off without you. 374 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:21,643 Not without you specifically, 375 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,711 but without any man who's going to keep me 376 00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,279 from achieving my goals of stardom. 377 00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:27,715 Sweet. Uh... 378 00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:29,183 Well, we should probably kiss. 379 00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:30,385 There's a line-up. 380 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:36,958 What... What the hell? On the cheek? 381 00:15:37,026 --> 00:15:39,827 Wait, I thought you said you were over me. 382 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,029 I am, but I still... 383 00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:42,296 I still want a real kiss. 384 00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:43,564 That was not a dollar kiss. 385 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,133 I knew you were lying about being through 386 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,067 with love and all that stuff. 387 00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:47,502 Okay, fine. I still love you. 388 00:15:47,569 --> 00:15:48,936 Okay? Is that what you want to hear? 389 00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:57,812 Why can't you just forgive me? 390 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,747 You cheated on me. That means something. 391 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:00,848 What does it mean? 392 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,316 That I was stupid? That I was angry? 393 00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:04,285 I... I don't care about Puck. 394 00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,754 I don't care about anybody but you. 395 00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:15,563 It's Valentine's Day. 396 00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:16,731 Oh, yeah. 397 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,766 I ordered it for you for Christmas 398 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,568 before we broke up. 399 00:16:20,636 --> 00:16:22,103 Just open it. 400 00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:33,381 I think you're right 401 00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:35,483 about wanting to be alone for a while. 402 00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:36,884 'Cause let's face it, Rachel. 403 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,786 You're better than everyone in this school. 404 00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:41,622 You don't need me or any other guy to anchor you to Lima. 405 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:43,658 You're a real star. 406 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,393 And you need to shine. 407 00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:48,730 Just because I can't be with you, 408 00:16:48,797 --> 00:16:50,732 it doesn't mean I don't believe in you. 409 00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,705 Thank you. 410 00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:05,046 It's weird. Who'd have guessed 411 00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:07,548 that the quiet, skinny Asian guy and the kid in the wheelchair 412 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,184 would end up dating two of the raddest girls in school? 413 00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:14,422 - No jealousy. No drama. - Nope. 414 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,723 I don't know how we did it. 415 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,291 I do. 416 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,761 We're dope. 417 00:17:19,828 --> 00:17:21,729 ♪ You know, you... ♪ 418 00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:24,398 ♪ You make me feel so good inside. ♪ 419 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,835 ♪ I always wanted a girl just like you. ♪ 420 00:17:27,903 --> 00:17:29,437 ♪ Such a P.Y.T. ♪ 421 00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:31,539 ♪ Pretty young thing. ♪ 422 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:33,141 ♪ Oh... ♪ 423 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,378 ♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪ 424 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,514 ♪ And ooh, won't you take me there? ♪ 425 00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,415 ♪ Right away, won't you, baby? ♪ 426 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:45,153 ♪ Tenderoni, you've got to be. ♪ 427 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:48,222 ♪ Spark my nature, sugar, fly with me. ♪ 428 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,860 ♪ Don't you know now is the perfect time? ♪ 429 00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:55,663 ♪ We can make it right, hit the city lights. ♪ 430 00:17:55,731 --> 00:18:00,067 ♪ Then tonight, ease the lovin' pain. ♪ 431 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:03,104 ♪ Let me take you to the max. ♪ 432 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,473 ♪ I want to love you. ♪ 433 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,607 ♪ P.Y.T. ♪ ♪ Pretty young thing. ♪ 434 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,609 ♪ You need some lovin'. ♪ 435 00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:09,710 ♪ T.L.C. ♪ 436 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:10,978 ♪ Tender lovin' care. ♪ 437 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,782 ♪ And I'll take you there, girl. ♪ 438 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,217 ♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ 439 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:18,386 ♪ I want to love you, ♪ 440 00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:20,421 ♪ P.Y.T. ♪ ♪ Pretty young thing. ♪ 441 00:18:20,489 --> 00:18:21,823 ♪ You need some lovin'. ♪ 442 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:22,790 ♪ T.L.C. ♪ 443 00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,592 ♪ Tender lovin' care. ♪ 444 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,961 ♪ And I'll take you there. ♪ 445 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,996 ♪ Girl, I'll take you there. ♪ 446 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,832 ♪ Pretty young thing. ♪ 447 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,467 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 448 00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:34,502 ♪ You make me sing. ♪ 449 00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,672 ♪ Pretty young things, ♪ 450 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,173 ♪ repeat after me: ♪ 451 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,442 ♪ Sing "Na, na, na"... ♪ 452 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,411 ♪ Na, na, na... ♪ 453 00:18:43,478 --> 00:18:44,879 ♪ Na, na, na, na... ♪ 454 00:18:44,947 --> 00:18:47,315 ♪ Na, na, na, na... ♪ 455 00:18:47,382 --> 00:18:49,050 ♪ Sing, "Na, na, na"... ♪ 456 00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:50,751 ♪ Na, na, na... ♪ 457 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:51,986 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na... ♪ 458 00:18:52,054 --> 00:18:53,187 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na... ♪ 459 00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:54,622 ♪ Oh... ♪ 460 00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,625 ♪ Hoo... ♪ 461 00:18:57,693 --> 00:19:00,261 ♪ Hoo-oo-oo... ♪ 462 00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:01,762 ♪ P.Y.T. ♪ 463 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,332 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ ♪ T.L.C. ♪ 464 00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:05,967 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 465 00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,937 That's my man and his legs don't work. 466 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:10,905 Tenderoni! 467 00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:12,173 I'm so in love, 468 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,875 - I may just start crying. - Aw... 469 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,613 What's that? 470 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,881 It's a receipt. 471 00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,015 I went to Jared. 472 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,618 You can reimburse me, we'll have dinner at Breadstix, 473 00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:24,986 and then we can consider this settled. 474 00:19:25,053 --> 00:19:27,855 Um, no. And consider what settled? 475 00:19:27,923 --> 00:19:29,156 Look, you've made your point. 476 00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:30,191 I'm sort of a bitch. 477 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,826 But I'm willing to change. 478 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,194 I won't tell Lauren 479 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:34,729 to look out for poachers who might mistake her 480 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,397 for the endangered White Rhino. 481 00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:37,665 I heard that. 482 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,468 Don't make me rip that weave out ya head. 483 00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:42,603 This is not gonna be good. 484 00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:43,771 Hello, Lauren. 485 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:47,275 - You are a beautiful person. - Thank you. 486 00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:50,011 Now, get out of my way, please, a-fores I ends you. 487 00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:51,779 You don't want to push me. 488 00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:54,815 Oh. But, see, I... I sort of do. 489 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:58,886 I'm from a part of town called Lima Heights Adjacent. 490 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:01,255 You know where that is, Poppin' Fresh? 491 00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:04,392 It's on the wrong side of the tracks. 492 00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:17,972 Hey! 493 00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:43,631 Hey! Knock it off and get going! 494 00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:47,368 Yeah. That's how we do it in Lima Heights. 495 00:20:47,436 --> 00:20:49,270 Get you to the nurse. 496 00:20:51,073 --> 00:20:52,840 Please go out with me. 497 00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:54,542 Just... Please. 498 00:20:54,609 --> 00:20:56,978 You make a formal presentation, 499 00:20:57,045 --> 00:20:58,746 and I'll consider it. 500 00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:11,125 Wait. Hold on. I want to see this. 501 00:21:11,193 --> 00:21:13,260 - Pervert? - I'd prefer "chaperone," 502 00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:14,161 and also "boyfriend." 503 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,682 Satisfied? 504 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,650 - Yeah. Let's go. - Hmm. 505 00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:38,819 So I took a bunch of those records 506 00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:40,321 you were looking at in the library, 507 00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:41,589 and I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. 508 00:21:41,656 --> 00:21:43,357 Hey, I forgot my purse. 509 00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,995 Meet me tomorrow afternoon in the auditorium. 510 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,633 Fireworks. 511 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,948 That's him. The blond one folding sweaters. 512 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:57,949 Hmm. 513 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,085 I can see the appeal. 514 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,119 That's quite a head of hair. 515 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,854 His name is Jeremiah. 516 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,158 If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount. 517 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,861 This is insane. I don't know what I'm doing. 518 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,029 We haven't even really gone out on a date. 519 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,697 We shouldn't do this. This is crazy. 520 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,065 Okay. Come on. Come on. Man up. 521 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,267 You're amazing. 522 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,202 He's gonna love you. 523 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:25,443 ♪ Vum, vum, vum, vum! ♪ 524 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,980 ♪ Vum, vum, vum, vum! ♪ 525 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,317 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 526 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,255 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ Baby girl, where you at? ♪ 527 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,424 ♪ Got no strings, got men attached. ♪ 528 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,294 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ Can't stop that feelin' for long, no... ♪ 529 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,062 ♪ Mmm... ♪ 530 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,298 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ You makin' dogs wanna beg, ♪ 531 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,300 ♪ breaking them off your fancy legs. ♪ 532 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,070 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ But they make you feel right at home, now. ♪ 533 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,538 ♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 534 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:58,176 ♪ See, all these illusions just take us too long. ♪ 535 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,513 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ And I want it bad... ♪ 536 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,882 ♪ Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty. ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 537 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,285 ♪ 'Cause you make me sick and I'm not leavin'... ♪ 538 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,521 ♪ Ahh... ♪ ♪ Till you're leavin'. ♪ 539 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,823 ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Oh, I swear there's something when she's pumpin', ♪ 540 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,425 ♪ asking for a raise. ♪ 541 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:15,660 ♪ Well, does she want me to carry her home now? ♪ 542 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,563 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ So, does she want me to buy her things? ♪ 543 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,166 ♪ On my house, on my job, on my loot, ♪ 544 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,601 ♪ shoes, my shirt, my crew, ♪ 545 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,336 ♪ my mind, my father's last name? ♪ 546 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,005 ♪ Ohh... ♪ ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ 547 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,274 ♪ When I get you, you'll know, babe... ♪ 548 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,810 ♪ Ohh... ♪ ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ 549 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,878 ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 550 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,314 ♪ La-la, ah, ah, ah... ♪ 551 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,983 ♪ Oh, come on... ♪ 552 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,484 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪ 553 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,620 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 554 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,989 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ Baby girl, you the shh! ♪ 555 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,757 ♪ That makes you my equivalent... ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 556 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,594 ♪ Well, you can keep your toys in the drawer tonight. ♪ 557 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,795 ♪ All right... ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 558 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,764 ♪ All my dogs talkin' fast. ♪ 559 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,200 ♪ Ain't you got some photographs? ♪ 560 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,701 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ 'Cause you shook that room ♪ 561 00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,472 ♪ like a star, now. Yes, you did, yes, you did. ♪ 562 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:05,010 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ All these intrusions just take us too long. ♪ 563 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,179 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ And I want you so bad... ♪ 564 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,015 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ Because you walk city, because you talk city. ♪ 565 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,952 ♪ 'Cause you make me sick, and I'm not leavin'... ♪ 566 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,388 ♪ Ahh... ♪ ♪ Till you're leavin'. ♪ 567 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,356 ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ So I pray to something she ain't bluffing, ♪ 568 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,525 ♪ rubbin' up on me. ♪ 569 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,894 ♪ Well, does she want me to make a vow? Check it. ♪ 570 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,696 ♪ Well, does she want me to make it now? ♪ 571 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,133 ♪ On my house, on my job, on my loot... ♪ 572 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,901 ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Shoes, my voice, my crew, my mind, ♪ 573 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,003 ♪ my father's last name? ♪ 574 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,738 ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ ♪ Ahh... ♪ 575 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,341 ♪ When I get you, you'll know, babe... ♪ 576 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,476 ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ ♪ Ahh... ♪ 577 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,145 ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ ♪ Ba-da-ba-da... ♪ 578 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,213 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da... ♪ ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 579 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:48,019 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum... ♪ ♪ When I get you alone... ♪ 580 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,521 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da! ♪ 581 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,292 Was it too much? 582 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,895 It was too much. 583 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,068 Jeremiah. Hey. 584 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,870 - What the hell were you doing? - What? 585 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:06,905 I just got fired. 586 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,641 You can't just bust a groove 587 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,009 in the middle of somebody else's workplace. 588 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:14,346 - But they loved it. - Well, my boss didn't. 589 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,747 Neither did I. 590 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,350 No one here knows I'm gay. 591 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,018 Can I be honest? Just, with the hair? 592 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,753 I think they do. 593 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,556 Blaine, let's just be clear here. 594 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,324 You and I got coffee twice. 595 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:27,592 We're not dating. 596 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,563 If we were, I'd get arrested, 'cause you're underage. 597 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:43,775 Oh, yeah. That's my ear. 598 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,110 That's my ear. I love it. I like it. 599 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,781 Ugh, gross. 600 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,383 How is this possible? 601 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,284 I'm the hottest piece of action at this school, 602 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,587 and here I am on Valentine's, single. 603 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,522 Whatever. 604 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,823 I'll just marry an NFL player. 605 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,592 They're super reliable. 606 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,399 Wait, that's weird. 607 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,100 Quinn's wearing her queen bitch smirk, 608 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,603 and Finn only wears that gassy infant look 609 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,606 when he feels guilty about something. 610 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:17,609 Holy sweet hell. 611 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,511 They're fooling around. 612 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,578 I know what cheating looks like. 613 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:21,780 I do it all the time. 614 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:29,320 Well, I think it's time to do what Santana does best: 615 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,156 Revenge. 616 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:34,426 I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, 617 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,961 and not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit. 618 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,898 Giving back is so important. 619 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,833 Excuse me. 620 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,269 Are there any sick students I can help you tend to? 621 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,638 Wes Fahey's down with mono 622 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,573 and he's waiting for his mom to pick him up. 623 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,075 But you shouldn't go in there. It's highly contagious. 624 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,979 Please. I've had mono so many times, it turned into stereo. 625 00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,984 Hi. 626 00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,922 So, I'm gonna need to borrow your germs. 627 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,201 Thanks. 628 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,040 Whoa, whoa. 629 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:24,409 Sorry about that. I couldn't help myself. 630 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,445 If I have anything, I hope it's not contagious. 631 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:28,913 But what? What? 632 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:35,420 Hi. Hi. 633 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,791 - What is this place? - It's the library. 634 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,560 Haven't you been in here before? 635 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:45,530 No? Okay. I don't understand. 636 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:46,998 You said you want to formally ask me out, 637 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,168 but I see no envelope of cash, no muffin basket. 638 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:53,204 - I sang to you. - An offensive song. 639 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,509 I don't think you're ready for this jelly. 640 00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,011 Wait. I mean, let's be honest here, 641 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,579 you look... 642 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,281 the way you look. 643 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,216 And I'm embracing that. 644 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,486 - I mean, it turns me on, babe. - I look like America looks. 645 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:10,255 And, like America, 646 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,657 I need more than just a song to get my juices flowing. 647 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,698 Lauren Zizes, will you go 648 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,467 to Breadstix with me tomorrow night? 649 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,502 Tomorrow's not Valentine's Day. 650 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,271 Tomorrow's the pre-date. 651 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,439 'Cause our mouths are going to be too busy macking out 652 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,108 on Valentine's Day to eat anything. 653 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,445 I like your style, Puckerman. 654 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,381 I dine at eight. 655 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,084 Now, get out of here, before I change my mind. 656 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,486 Yeah. 657 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,388 Good-bye. 658 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,725 Sorry. I was at church. 659 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,295 - Praying for the strength to come? - Not to. 660 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,802 You realize this is making me a cheater, 661 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,205 the thing that hurt you so badly 662 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,075 that it made you break up with me. 663 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,010 And Rachel. 664 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:11,282 You know why it hurt so bad when you guys cheated on me? 665 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,084 'Cause it meant you didn't love me. 666 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,086 - That's not true. - No. At least not enough 667 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,722 to not want to hurt me, and that's the thing about cheating. 668 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,624 When you really love someone, you'd do anything 669 00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:20,758 to keep them safe. 670 00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,726 I love Sam. 671 00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,161 No, you don't. 672 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,329 Or else you wouldn't have come here. 673 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,964 Fine. 674 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,832 I think I love him. 675 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,467 No matter what happens between us, 676 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,269 I'm not going to break up with Sam 677 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,004 until I know for sure one way or another. 678 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,405 Okay. 679 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,708 Do you think you can love two people at one time? 680 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,310 Not totally. 681 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:40,812 You have to choose, eventually. 682 00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,513 Not yet. 683 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,758 Don't they have anything here 684 00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:54,494 that isn't covered with stupid, little hearts? 685 00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,296 Gross. 686 00:29:56,364 --> 00:29:59,066 Well, you've certainly changed your tune. 687 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,302 I don't think I've ever made that big a fool of myself, 688 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:04,304 which is really saying something, 689 00:30:04,372 --> 00:30:06,373 because I've performed at theme parks. 690 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:11,078 I just... I can't believe I made it all up in my head. 691 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:14,581 Okay, can I ask you something? 692 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:17,851 Because we've always been completely honest with each other. 693 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:23,056 You and I? We hang out. We sing flirty duets together. 694 00:30:23,124 --> 00:30:24,825 You know my coffee order. 695 00:30:24,893 --> 00:30:27,361 Was I supposed to think that that was nothing? 696 00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:29,229 What do you mean? 697 00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:33,533 I thought the guy that you wanted to ask out 698 00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:37,004 on Valentine's Day was me. 699 00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:44,077 Oh, wow. 700 00:30:46,281 --> 00:30:48,115 I really am clueless. 701 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:53,053 Look, Kurt... 702 00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:55,789 I don't know what I'm doing. 703 00:30:55,857 --> 00:30:58,325 I pretend like I do. 704 00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:00,827 And I know how to act it out in song, 705 00:31:00,895 --> 00:31:02,763 but the truth is... 706 00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:08,802 I've never really been anyone's boyfriend. 707 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:12,205 Me, neither. 708 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,576 Let me be really clear about something. 709 00:31:16,644 --> 00:31:20,213 I really, really care about you. 710 00:31:20,281 --> 00:31:23,717 But as you and about twenty mortified shoppers saw, 711 00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:25,519 I'm not very good at romance. 712 00:31:28,189 --> 00:31:30,324 I don't want to screw this up. 713 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:34,328 So it's just like When Harry Met Sally. 714 00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:37,331 - But I get to play Meg Ryan. - Deal. 715 00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:41,835 Don't they, uh, get together in the end? 716 00:31:43,604 --> 00:31:45,639 Could I get a nonfat mocha, and a medium drip 717 00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,007 for my friend Billy Crystal? 718 00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:48,842 Ah, you know my coffee order. 719 00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:50,744 You know what? 720 00:31:50,812 --> 00:31:53,246 I think I've got something for us to do on Valentine's Day. 721 00:32:00,521 --> 00:32:01,955 Thanks for doing this. 722 00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:03,490 It really takes the sting off. 723 00:32:03,558 --> 00:32:05,092 It's cool. My dad's a drug addict, 724 00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:06,293 so losers make me horny. 725 00:32:06,361 --> 00:32:08,061 I'm not a loser. 726 00:32:08,129 --> 00:32:09,696 This is the first time I've ever been stood up. 727 00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,832 Must be some chick to blow you off. 728 00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:17,070 Michelle, I've been covering your section for fifteen minutes. 729 00:32:17,138 --> 00:32:18,271 Your break's over. 730 00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:19,840 And your husband called. 731 00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:26,279 Well, I did it. 732 00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:28,415 I kissed every girl in this school, 733 00:32:28,483 --> 00:32:31,351 and raised $324 for the Glee Club. 734 00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:33,120 All right, Finn. Thanks. 735 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,688 That'll pay for half a ticket to Nationals. 736 00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:35,722 So... 737 00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:37,424 Still a long way to go. 738 00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,592 All right? 739 00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:40,027 Okay. 740 00:32:40,094 --> 00:32:43,296 Now I believe it's time to hear what the world's greatest 741 00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:45,665 love song means to Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang. 742 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:46,833 - Come on up. - Whoo! 743 00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,602 Is anyone else hot? 744 00:32:48,669 --> 00:32:49,870 It's really stuffy in here. 745 00:32:49,937 --> 00:32:52,372 This is for you, Mike. Happy Valentine's Day. 746 00:32:57,578 --> 00:33:02,682 ♪ My funny Valentine... ♪ 747 00:33:04,185 --> 00:33:10,023 ♪ Sweet, comic Valentine... ♪ 748 00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:17,431 ♪ You make me smile with my heart. ♪ 749 00:33:22,236 --> 00:33:27,407 ♪ Your looks are laughable... ♪ 750 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,745 ♪ Unphotographable... ♪ 751 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:39,386 ♪ Yet you're my favorite work of art. ♪ 752 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:48,628 ♪ Is your figure less than Greek? ♪ 753 00:33:50,231 --> 00:33:54,301 ♪ Is your mouth a little weak? ♪ 754 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:58,972 ♪ When you open... ♪ 755 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,540 ♪ ...are you smart? ♪ 756 00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:05,912 ♪ Stay, oh, oh, God, Valentine... ♪ 757 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:08,448 ♪ Stay... ♪ 758 00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:16,056 Every day is Valentine's Day... when I'm with you. 759 00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:17,791 I'm so overcome with love. 760 00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:20,560 Okay. Wow, that was... powerful. 761 00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:22,462 - Almost too powerful. - I love you, Mike. 762 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:25,098 Mr. Shue, can I be excused? I don't feel well. 763 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:28,435 Me, either. I feel sick. 764 00:34:28,503 --> 00:34:29,836 Let me guess. 765 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,271 You have a sore throat, and your glands are swollen, 766 00:34:31,339 --> 00:34:32,706 and you're feverish. 767 00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:36,276 Yeah. Yeah, which is why I need to go to the nurse. 768 00:34:36,344 --> 00:34:38,044 It sounds like you have mono. 769 00:34:38,112 --> 00:34:40,680 Otherwise known as the kissing disease. 770 00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:42,682 But you know what really helps spread it? 771 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,251 A little tongue. 772 00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:45,585 Which is weird, because 773 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,687 it sounds like Quinn here has it, too. 774 00:34:47,722 --> 00:34:49,456 I was there when they kissed. 775 00:34:49,524 --> 00:34:50,757 It was just a peck. 776 00:34:50,825 --> 00:34:52,592 So, how about we stop talking about tonguing, 777 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,661 and Finn and I go to the nurse? 778 00:34:54,729 --> 00:34:57,898 You know what? I think that is a capital idea! 779 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,575 I've cheated twice in my life. 780 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,677 The first time, I got pregnant. 781 00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:06,813 The second time, I got mono. 782 00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:11,518 I think the universe is trying to tell me something. 783 00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:12,385 Maybe. 784 00:35:12,453 --> 00:35:14,387 But I think Sam likes you enough 785 00:35:14,455 --> 00:35:16,389 to believe whatever story you told him. 786 00:35:16,457 --> 00:35:18,625 Santana is such a bitch. 787 00:35:18,692 --> 00:35:20,160 It looks like mono to me. 788 00:35:20,227 --> 00:35:21,861 I called your mothers. 789 00:35:21,929 --> 00:35:24,130 You can hang here till they pick you up, 790 00:35:24,198 --> 00:35:25,298 but no kissing. 791 00:35:30,604 --> 00:35:32,205 I'm not done with us yet. 792 00:35:34,575 --> 00:35:37,110 You have to stop. 793 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,679 Nothing can happen between us, until I figure out 794 00:35:39,747 --> 00:35:41,781 what's going on with me and Sam 795 00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:44,551 and you figure out what's going on with you and Rachel. 796 00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:47,754 But... Nothing's... 797 00:35:47,822 --> 00:35:50,123 Nothing's going on with me and Rachel. 798 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:53,927 All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me, 799 00:35:53,994 --> 00:35:56,863 you're staring at her. 800 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:04,537 Hello... Lauren. 801 00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:06,172 What's with the chilly willy, Puckerman? 802 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:10,143 Honestly, I'm not used to getting stood up. 803 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,845 Last night? 804 00:36:11,912 --> 00:36:13,913 Breadstix? 805 00:36:13,981 --> 00:36:17,283 - Oh, we had a date, didn't we? - Look, I get it. 806 00:36:17,351 --> 00:36:19,419 You've been hurt by guys before. 807 00:36:19,487 --> 00:36:20,987 But I'm telling you, I'm not like that. 808 00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:23,323 First of all, you got a girl pregnant last year, 809 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,657 so, yeah, you are. 810 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,260 And B: What makes you assume guys treat me badly? 811 00:36:27,328 --> 00:36:28,862 I can take care of myself. 812 00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:30,597 That's what I like about you. 813 00:36:30,664 --> 00:36:33,700 I'm not into you because you... have curves. I... 814 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:35,401 What I like is that you're a girl 815 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,137 who's an even bigger bad ass than me. 816 00:36:37,204 --> 00:36:40,507 Can I be honest with you? 817 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:43,710 I like you. I used to think you were smokin', but a lot of that 818 00:36:43,777 --> 00:36:45,979 had to do with the fact that I thought you were 819 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,515 mixed race, and that never fails to get me going. 820 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:49,883 But here's the thing, Puckerman. 821 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:52,085 I'm not just looking for somebody to fool around with, 822 00:36:52,153 --> 00:36:54,821 so if you're really into me, you got to take it slow. 823 00:36:54,889 --> 00:36:57,790 I suppose I could give that a shot. 824 00:36:57,858 --> 00:36:59,292 Then you're on for Valentine's Day. 825 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,426 As friends. 826 00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:09,302 Where's Quinn? 827 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:12,071 Uh... 828 00:37:12,139 --> 00:37:15,341 Uh, her mom picked her up a few hours ago. 829 00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:17,544 Quinn really is very pretty. 830 00:37:19,213 --> 00:37:21,347 You don't have to do that, you know. 831 00:37:21,415 --> 00:37:24,217 No. I would do it for anyone. 832 00:37:25,819 --> 00:37:27,720 She's prettier than me. 833 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,089 Would you stop? 834 00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:31,991 You're beautiful. 835 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,196 I know she is. 836 00:37:36,263 --> 00:37:39,199 It meant so much to me that you chose me over her. 837 00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,235 Girls like me don't get chosen over girls like her very much. 838 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,470 Did you kiss her? 839 00:37:44,538 --> 00:37:47,140 Like Santana said? 840 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:50,510 Yeah, yeah, but I just needed to get it out of my system. 841 00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:52,679 So, what did it feel like? 842 00:37:52,746 --> 00:37:55,381 When you kissed her? 843 00:37:56,584 --> 00:37:59,219 Fireworks. 844 00:37:59,286 --> 00:38:01,588 Did you see fireworks when you kissed me? 845 00:38:09,196 --> 00:38:12,098 - Rachel, wait. - No. 846 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,234 It's good. Thank you. 847 00:38:14,301 --> 00:38:17,670 Look, you've given me the strength to move on. 848 00:38:17,738 --> 00:38:21,107 I know now that there's... nothing here for me anymore. 849 00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,909 That's not the truth. 850 00:38:22,977 --> 00:38:26,212 I still... I'm just... 851 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,014 I'm so confused in my head right now. 852 00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:29,415 No, it's okay. Look, I understand. 853 00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:31,050 Now I'm free 854 00:38:31,118 --> 00:38:33,920 to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back. 855 00:38:33,988 --> 00:38:37,190 And you've actually inspired my song selection 856 00:38:37,258 --> 00:38:38,791 for this week's love song assignment. 857 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:41,861 Feel better, Finn. 858 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:53,306 ♪ Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, ♪ 859 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,008 ♪ drifting through the wind, ♪ 860 00:38:55,075 --> 00:38:57,043 ♪ wanting to start again? ♪ 861 00:38:57,111 --> 00:38:59,012 ♪ Do you ever feel... ♪ 862 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,180 ♪ Feel so paper thin, ♪ 863 00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:04,884 ♪ like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? ♪ 864 00:39:04,952 --> 00:39:08,721 ♪ Do you ever feel already buried deep? ♪ 865 00:39:08,789 --> 00:39:10,456 ♪ Six feet under screams. ♪ 866 00:39:10,524 --> 00:39:13,092 ♪ But no one seems to hear a thing. ♪ 867 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,229 ♪ Do you know that there's still a chance for you? ♪ 868 00:39:16,297 --> 00:39:18,865 ♪ 'Cause there's a spark in you. ♪ 869 00:39:18,932 --> 00:39:23,369 ♪ You just gotta ignite the light, ♪ 870 00:39:23,437 --> 00:39:26,973 ♪ and let it shine. ♪ 871 00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:31,177 ♪ Just own the night, ♪ 872 00:39:31,245 --> 00:39:34,514 ♪ like the Fourth of July. ♪ 873 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:38,484 ♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework. ♪ 874 00:39:38,552 --> 00:39:42,355 ♪ Come on, show 'em what you're worth. ♪ 875 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,458 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 876 00:39:45,526 --> 00:39:49,595 ♪ As you shoot across the sky... ♪ 877 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:54,100 ♪ Baby, you're a firework. ♪ 878 00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:57,670 ♪ Come on, let your colors burst. ♪ 879 00:39:57,738 --> 00:40:01,107 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 880 00:40:01,175 --> 00:40:05,778 ♪ You're gonna leave 'em going, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 881 00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:09,349 ♪ Baby, you're a firework. ♪ 882 00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:13,386 ♪ Come on, let your colors burst. ♪ 883 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:16,656 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 884 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:21,694 ♪ You're gonna leave 'em going, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 885 00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,263 ♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪ 886 00:40:24,331 --> 00:40:29,102 ♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon... ♪ 887 00:40:29,169 --> 00:40:32,205 ♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪ 888 00:40:32,272 --> 00:40:36,209 ♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon... ♪ 889 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:45,218 Mind if we join you? 890 00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:48,721 I would love that. 891 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:51,190 Testing, one, two, three. 892 00:40:51,258 --> 00:40:52,825 Test... Testing, one, two, three. 893 00:40:52,893 --> 00:40:55,628 All right. So, Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. 894 00:40:55,696 --> 00:40:58,498 For those of you Breadstix patrons who don't know who I am, 895 00:40:58,565 --> 00:41:00,900 I'm Kurt Hummel, and welcome to my first ever 896 00:41:00,968 --> 00:41:04,103 Lonely Hearts Club dinner. 897 00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:07,407 Whether you are single with hope, or madly in love, 898 00:41:07,474 --> 00:41:10,143 and are here because I forced you to come out and support me, 899 00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:13,012 sit back and enjoy. 900 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,814 And to all the singles out there, 901 00:41:14,882 --> 00:41:16,315 this is our year. 902 00:41:18,152 --> 00:41:20,753 ♪ How can I tell? ♪ ♪ I can't explain... ♪ 903 00:41:20,821 --> 00:41:22,822 ♪ The feeling's plain to me. ♪ 904 00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:25,358 ♪ You about my loved one? ♪ ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪ 905 00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:28,828 ♪ Ah, he gave me more. ♪ ♪ How can I tell... ♪ 906 00:41:28,896 --> 00:41:31,464 ♪ He gave it all to me. ♪ ♪ You about... ♪ 907 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:32,899 ♪ My loved one? ♪ ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪ 908 00:41:32,966 --> 00:41:35,568 ♪ You'd think that people would have had enough ♪ 909 00:41:35,636 --> 00:41:37,336 ♪ of silly love songs. ♪ 910 00:41:37,404 --> 00:41:38,971 ♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪ 911 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:40,706 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 912 00:41:40,774 --> 00:41:45,311 ♪ But I look around me and I see it isn't so. ♪ 913 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:46,712 ♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪ ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 914 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,847 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 915 00:41:47,915 --> 00:41:49,215 ♪ Some people ♪ 916 00:41:49,283 --> 00:41:53,686 ♪ wanna fill the world with silly love songs. ♪ 917 00:41:53,754 --> 00:41:55,087 ♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪ 918 00:41:55,155 --> 00:41:59,325 ♪ And what's wrong with that? ♪ 919 00:41:59,393 --> 00:42:01,727 ♪ What's wrong with that? ♪ ♪ I'd like to know. ♪ 920 00:42:01,795 --> 00:42:03,396 ♪ I'd like to know... ♪ 921 00:42:03,464 --> 00:42:07,366 ♪ 'Cause here I go again. ♪ ♪ Here I go... ♪ 922 00:42:07,434 --> 00:42:09,969 ♪ Again... ♪ ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba-dah... ♪ 923 00:42:10,037 --> 00:42:11,838 ♪ Bah... ♪ 924 00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:17,143 ♪ I love you... ♪ 925 00:42:17,211 --> 00:42:18,678 ♪ La-la, la-la, la, la... ♪ 926 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:24,283 ♪ I love you... ♪ 927 00:42:24,351 --> 00:42:26,853 ♪ La-la, la-la, la, ah, dah... ♪ 928 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,055 ♪ Love doesn't come in a minute. ♪ 929 00:42:29,122 --> 00:42:30,556 ♪ Doesn't come in a minute... ♪ 930 00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:33,493 ♪ Sometimes it doesn't come at all. ♪ 931 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,328 ♪ Doesn't come at all... ♪ 932 00:42:35,395 --> 00:42:36,796 ♪ I only know that when I'm in it... ♪ 933 00:42:36,864 --> 00:42:38,965 ♪ Only know when I'm in it... ♪ 934 00:42:39,032 --> 00:42:39,832 ♪ It isn't silly... ♪ ♪ At all... ♪ 935 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,034 ♪ No, it isn't silly... ♪ 936 00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:47,473 ♪ At all... ♪ ♪ Love isn't silly at all... ♪ 937 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:50,543 ♪ Not at all... ♪ ♪ Bah, bah, bada, bada, dah... ♪ 938 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,546 ♪ Da, ba-ba, bada, bah... ♪ 939 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,748 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 940 00:42:55,816 --> 00:43:01,721 ♪ I love you... ♪ 941 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,889 ♪ Do, do, do, do... ♪ 942 00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:05,291 ♪ I love you... ♪ 943 00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:16,502 ♪ How can I tell you about... ♪ ♪ He gave it all to me. ♪ 944 00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,571 ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪ ♪ My loved one? ♪ 945 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,140 ♪ I can't explain... ♪ ♪ How... ♪ 946 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:23,876 ♪ The feeling's plain to me. ♪ ♪ Can I tell you about... ♪ 947 00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:25,811 ♪ My loved one? ♪ ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪ 948 00:43:25,879 --> 00:43:31,884 ♪ Ba, ba, bada, bada, da, ba, ba-ba, bada, ba... ♪ 949 00:43:31,952 --> 00:43:33,619 ♪ Bah, bah! ♪ 950 00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:41,861 Synced By YesCool Corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com