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Yeah, I ordered
the heart-shaped cake.
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With "happy Valentine's day,
Molly" spelled out in red hots.
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When will that be ready?
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Perfect. I'll be by
later to pick that up.
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You know, normally,
they do the wording.
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With little icing flowerets,
but my lady likey the red hots.
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Oh, that's right... it's Mikey
that likey the Mike & ikees.
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I'm taking her
to her favorite restaurant,
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followed by a carriage ride
down Michigan Avenue,
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then back to her place
for dessert and champagne.
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Carriage ride?!
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With that cold wind
blowing off the lake?
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Man, you ain't gonna see
your testicles.
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Till about late march,
early April.
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The nip in the air
promotes snuggling.
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Plus, I'm bringing
thermal underwear and ski masks.
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Mm. Sounds sexy.
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Like two cat burglars in
the worst getaway vehicle ever.
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Hey, I thought you'd
be happy for me.
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I've finally got a girlfriend
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I can do something special
with on Valentine's day.
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Oh, so you're saying
last year wasn't special?
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You mean drinking beer with you
at that off-track betting place?
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It was one of the most
depressing nights of my life.
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That's because none
of your dogs came in.
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You got to look at the animal's
pedigree and study its behavior.
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You don't just throw ten bucks at a
dog because his name is Scooby-don't.
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Scooby-don't.
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And anyway,
don't worry about me...
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I've got plans of my own
tomorrow night.
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You got a date?
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Something better than a date.
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I got a strategy.
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Oh, this isn't the
"walking into the ladies' room,
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pretending to be blind"
thing again, is it?
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That was an accident... one door
had a picture of a palm tree,
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and the other one
had two coconuts,
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and we both know
two coconuts can go either way.
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So, uh, what kind of strategy
are you talking about?
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Well, women have very high
expectations on Valentine's day, true?
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That's true.
And that puts a lot.
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Oh, no.
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So right about 10:30,
the streets are gonna be lined.
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With a bunch of broken-hearted
bitches looking for a ride home.
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Let me understand this.
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You're gonna cruise
around the city.
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Looking for sad,
stranded women?
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You are ghoulish.
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Ghoulish like a fox.
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love. ♪
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Sync, corrections by GeirDM
for www.addic7ed.com.
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Mmm! These are delicious!
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Now, who are they from?
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Gary, the channel nine
weekend weatherman.
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The guy with the bad rug?
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You know, he even wears
that thing in bed.
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I woke up one morning,
and it was stuck to my crotch.
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Kind of liked it.
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It was very retro.
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Hey.
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Hey, sweetie.
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How was your day?
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They served chili
in the school cafeteria,
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so my afternoon was
pretty much one long debate.
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About who smelt it
and who dealt it.
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Another package
for miss Victoria Flynn.
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Who's it from?
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Uh, no return address...
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Just a picture of a smiley face
smoking a joint.
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You know what they say...
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"Candy is dandy, but yay weed."
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Aw, look at this...
Mike made me a Valentine.
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"Through wind or sleet
or rain or shine,
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I will always be
your Valentine."
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Soon as I heard "shine," I knew
exactly where he was headed.
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Oh, look, he made it
out of construction paper.
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And cut out little letters
and glued them on.
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Looks kind of like
a ransom note, doesn't it?
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If he didn't sign it,
I'd be pretty spooked.
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Isn't that sweet?
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He wants tomorrow to be perfect.
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Vince is doing the same thing.
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He booked us a suite
at the sybaris adult motel.
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Really?
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From 6:30 to midnight.
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He's out right now
buying extra chlorine.
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For the jacuzzi.
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Mike and I are going to dinner,
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and then we're taking a nice,
romantic carriage ride.
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Down Michigan Avenue.
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Oh, Vince doesn't like
carriage rides.
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He says a visible horse anus
is a boner killer.
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Sure.
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Gary the weatherman
has the same problem.
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With midgets and schnauzers.
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That's why we can ever do it
at the circus or the dog park.
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Sure.
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Well, I guess the upside,
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we all have dates
on Valentine's day.
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
these are high-class problems.
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This is her favorite bakery,
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and she has no idea that I know about it.
How'd you find out?
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We drove by once, and she said,
"that's my favorite bakery."
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Look at you,
listening to a woman.
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You're gonna make
detective yet.
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Gentlemen, how can I help you?
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Yes, I'm here to pick up a cake.
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That I special-ordered for my
girlfriend for Valentine's day.
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All right, I think
everybody heard that.
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Your last name?
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Biggs. Two g's.
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And he has a girlfriend.
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I'll be right back.
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Help yourself to a sample
of our maple bars.
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Man, there was a time where
I would've walked in here.
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With a gallon of milk
and a credit card.
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And not stopped
till I hit drywall.
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I'm proud of you...
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You're showing willpower
and restraint.
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Right? It's been a long time
since we pulled over.
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A little Debbie truck
for expired tags.
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All right, Mr. Biggs
with two g's,
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we have a chocolate cake with
vanilla butter cream frosting.
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Oh, that's gorgeous.
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You, sir, are a pastry magician.
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Mmm! I second that emotion.
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This is like a bear claw
and an angel food cake.
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Had a sweet, tasty baby.
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Well, thank you.
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"Happy Valentine's
day, Molly."
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It's perfect.
Had to go.
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To a gas station
to buy the red hots,
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but I think it
came out pretty nice.
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Sounds like we might
have enough left over.
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To spell out "Flynn."
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Ah. Well, wait a second.
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This cake is for Molly Flynn?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, of course!
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You're Mike the cop!
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I can't believe this!
I'm Kyle!
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Kyle.
Yeah.
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Oh, Kyle the Baker.
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This is Carl, the other cop.
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Nice to meet you.
You, too. And...
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I couldn't be happier
for you and Molly.
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I still consider her one of the
best things to ever happen to me,
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even though it didn't
work out between us.
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Right.
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I'm sure Molly's already
talked your ear off.
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About me backing out
of our wedding.
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Wedding? Shut up, Carl, let
the man tell his story.
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Water under the bridge.
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The important thing is the
two of you found each other.
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Uh-huh.
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What do I owe you for the cake?
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You know what?
It's on me.
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Consider it my
Valentine's present.
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To you and Molly.
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Thank you.
That's very generous.
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Carry the cake... my knees
are starting to buckle.
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Should we grab a couple
of maple bars for the road?
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Get in the car!
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I'm such a chump!
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A big, dumb, trusting chump!
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Jesus, this is moist.
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So what's the big deal
if she had.
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A boyfriend before she met you?
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Uh-uh, not boyfriend, fiancé.
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Big difference.
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They made a promise;
They exchanged I-love-you's.
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I'm guessing they exchanged a lot
more than that. Not helping!
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God, this frosting
just melts in your mouth.
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That son of a bitch!
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Look, I'm sure.
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She has a perfectly good
reason for not telling you.
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About that man. Yeah!
Like she's still in love with the guy.
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And I'm just the stupid rebound
guy she kills time with.
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Until they get back together!
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Now you're just
jumping to conclusions.
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Without knowing all the facts.
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All right, fact:
Molly had a secret fiancé.
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She never told me about.
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Fact: He still
has feelings for her.
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Fact: He called off the wedding,
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so she still
has feelings for him!
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Not to mention, he is
ruggedly good-looking.
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And in terrific shape.
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Not helping!
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Hey, listen to me, man, you don't
want to do this right now.
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You're angry, and you
got cake on your nose.
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Hey, I think a man
deserves to know the truth.
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About the woman he's dating.
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Well, see, that's
where you and I differ.
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I don't want to know anything...
I don't want to know.
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That she did jail time,
has grandkids my age,
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or used to be named
Jerome wadlow III.
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Go wait in the car!
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You're gonna regret this, man.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I'm just gonna
talk to her calmly.
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And get this whole thing
straightened out.
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Hey, Mike!
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Deceiver!
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What?
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When were you
gonna tell me, huh?
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When was I gonna find out about
your dirty little secret?
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Why don't you come inside and tell
me what you're so upset about.
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Oh, you'd love for me to
come inside, wouldn't you?
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Maybe hang my coat up in your
closet full of skeletons!
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Is that cake in your ear?
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Probably.
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It's from your favorite bakery.
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I was gonna surprise you
for Valentine's day,
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but little did I know,
I'd be getting the surprise.
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So you met Kyle.
Look, I'm sorry
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I didn't tell you about him,
but it was a long time ago.
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You were gonna
stand at an altar.
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And promise to be
with him forever.
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I can't even get you
to join costco with me!
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Well, I'm not gonna give up
my Sam's club membership.
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Just to make you feel loved!
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And there it is, done and done.
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Happy Valentine's day,
Molly Flynn.
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Mike, get back in here and
let's talk about this.
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Whoa!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine!
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Nothing broken but my heart.
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And your sidewalk.
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Shut up and start the car!
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I was gonna give this to Molly.
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With a little
heart-shaped chocolate.
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Take it; Too many memories.
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Where's the chocolate?
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Just take the stupid flower.
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And bring me a tall stack
of blueberry pancakes.
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Don't you move.
You ate a whole friggin' cake yesterday.
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It was sugar-free.
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It was still
five pounds of food.
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What difference does it make?
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You see the way
that Kyle guy was built?
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You could see his abs,
and he was wearing a smock.
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I can't compete with that.
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He was pretty cut,
plus he works in a bakery.
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That's a man with a lot
of self-control and discipline.
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And he was very personable,
too... kind of a quiet dignity.
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Well, why don't
you both marry him!
252
00:10:19,065 --> 00:10:22,400
Hey, I know you're hurting, but
I do not appreciate that tone.
253
00:10:22,401 --> 00:10:26,004
Nor the implication
of our homosexuality.
254
00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,039
What if this is
just the tip of the iceberg?
255
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,808
What if there's other stuff
she's not telling me?
256
00:10:29,809 --> 00:10:31,376
Have you told her
everything about your past?
257
00:10:31,377 --> 00:10:34,012
Full disclosure... I've been
an open book with that woman.
258
00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:36,147
Did you tell her about
that overweight singles cruise?
259
00:10:36,148 --> 00:10:39,017
If memory serves, you did
very well on that love barge.
260
00:10:40,486 --> 00:10:42,153
I'll bet no one came knockin'.
261
00:10:42,154 --> 00:10:43,889
When that boat was a-rockin'.
262
00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,195
I'm just saying,
263
00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:52,063
everybody has something
in their past,
264
00:10:52,064 --> 00:10:54,599
and you can't hold it against them.
That's true.
265
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,768
One day a person can be
a hired assassin.
266
00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:58,603
In the senegalese
secret service.
267
00:10:58,604 --> 00:11:00,205
The next day,
he's being commanded.
268
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,407
To fetch a fat cop his pancakes.
269
00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:06,177
Thank you for the rose.
270
00:11:11,384 --> 00:11:13,451
Mike, it's Molly.
271
00:11:13,452 --> 00:11:14,986
Again.
272
00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:17,489
Uh, look, I understand
that you're upset,
273
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,392
but let's not blow this thing
out of proportion.
274
00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:22,027
I love you.
275
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:25,563
So, quit acting like a big baby
and call me back.
276
00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:29,234
He's still not taking
your calls, huh?
277
00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:32,270
Guess I'm spending another
Valentine's day by myself.
278
00:11:32,271 --> 00:11:33,939
Although the janitor at school.
279
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:37,742
Did offer up a rather
disturbing romantic scenario.
280
00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:41,579
Hey, listen, lamb chop...
281
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,916
I know I'm not your real dad,
282
00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:48,253
but I don't understand
why you don't just tell Mikey.
283
00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:50,221
Your ex-fiancé
is a big fruit.
284
00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:52,657
Mom, you told him?
285
00:11:52,658 --> 00:11:54,726
Vin and I discussed it, yeah,
286
00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:56,895
'cause we don't keep secrets
from each other.
287
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,029
Unlike some people.
288
00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,698
Oh, really?
289
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,118
I'm just saying,
290
00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:05,904
relationships are built
on a foundation of trust.
291
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,139
Course that foundation
better be rebarred.
292
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,775
Into a bedrock
of hot, nasty sex.
293
00:12:12,979 --> 00:12:16,114
Thank you for the
fatherly advice, Vince.
294
00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:17,649
Hey, I've lived, I've loved,
295
00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:20,051
and with that comes
a certain amount of wisdom.
296
00:12:20,052 --> 00:12:22,153
And crabs.
297
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,889
All-all right, vin,
298
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:27,292
no more sharing.
299
00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:30,395
Listen, believe it or not,
trying to explain to Mike.
300
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:34,132
That I almost married a gay man
is a little humiliating for me.
301
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,934
Sweetheart,
302
00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:38,903
you have nothing to
be embarrassed about.
303
00:12:38,904 --> 00:12:40,972
You met Kyle in college.
304
00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:42,306
You liked each other.
305
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:44,192
He didn't even know
he was gay yet.
306
00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:46,911
Just out of curiosity,
how'd you figure it out?
307
00:12:46,912 --> 00:12:49,014
You catch him
trying on your panties,
308
00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:53,551
or did he just say, "boy,
I wish you had a wiener?"
309
00:12:57,623 --> 00:13:01,793
This, right here, is why I
don't like talking about it.
310
00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:05,764
Molly, you don't have anything
to be ashamed of.
311
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,899
Other than the fact
that I was so desperate.
312
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,851
To have a boyfriend
that I was willing.
313
00:13:09,852 --> 00:13:11,403
To overlook some
pretty obvious clues.
314
00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:13,555
I mean, mom, he
painted my toenails.
315
00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:16,174
While we watched
sex and the city.
316
00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:21,512
Well, you'll explain
all this to Mike,
317
00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:24,082
and you guys
will be even closer.
318
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,533
Amen to that.
319
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:28,153
And, by the way,
offering to paint a lady's toes.
320
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:31,556
Doesn't necessarily
make a guy a swish.
321
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:35,126
Vince, fyi: "Swish" is no longer
the politically correct term.
322
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:38,963
Homo-Americans?
323
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,199
There ya go.
324
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,803
Man, I went to so much trouble.
325
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,237
To make sure
tonight was perfect.
326
00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:47,422
I know.
327
00:13:47,423 --> 00:13:48,840
I even snuck into her iPod.
328
00:13:48,841 --> 00:13:50,775
To see what kind
of music she likes,
329
00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:54,079
so I could serenade her with one
at a karaoke bar after dinner.
330
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,046
What'd you come up with?
331
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:58,249
"You shook me all night long"
by ac/dc.
332
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,918
Molly likes heavy metal?
333
00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,720
No, but it was the only thing
in her iPod that didn't suck.
334
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:06,557
I mean, it is filled
with whiny chick music.
335
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:10,128
I had to pull the ear buds out
before I got my period.
336
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:14,449
Michael, what in the world
are you doing here?
337
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:18,002
I thought you were taking
Molly out for Valentine's day.
338
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:21,840
Yeah, well, that whole thing
sort of fell apart, Nana.
339
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,741
I thought I was the first man.
340
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:25,777
That Molly'd ever said
"I love you" to.
341
00:14:25,778 --> 00:14:27,579
Turns out
she'll say it to anybody.
342
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,280
Who can make a decent pie crust.
343
00:14:29,281 --> 00:14:30,432
I see.
344
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,417
So, you thought you
were her prince charming.
345
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:33,818
On a white horse,
346
00:14:33,819 --> 00:14:36,521
and now you're seeing other
hoof prints in her yard.
347
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:41,092
I bet
they're not as deep as yours.
348
00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:45,330
Did anybody ask, "what do
the stupid people think?"
349
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:48,233
No.
350
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,534
"No" is right.
351
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:52,604
So, just sit there until
we need a learned opinion.
352
00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:54,606
About drinking straight
out of the milk jug.
353
00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:57,208
Or what time the neighbor lady
takes her bath.
354
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,712
Hey, I was shoveling
the driveway,
355
00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:02,213
and she left her blinds open.
356
00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:05,300
You need to find yourself a
woman and get out of my house.
357
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:10,488
Now, Michael, Molly's
a grown woman,
358
00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:13,791
and you can't get upset with
her because she's got a past.
359
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,226
I know that.
360
00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:17,695
I just didn't think her past
included some hunky guy.
361
00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:19,731
That's in way better shape
than I am.
362
00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:21,499
So, this ain't so
much about Molly.
363
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,035
As it is about you
feeling a little less than.
364
00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:27,539
Maybe. I mean, how can I ever
measure up to a guy like that?
365
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,374
In your own way is how.
366
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,143
And I'm guessing,
acting like a jackass.
367
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:34,579
On Valentine's day
ain't helping your case.
368
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,484
See, you gotta ask yourself
which one you'd rather be...
369
00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:45,056
The man she used to love, or
the man she loves right now.
370
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,343
Thanks, Nana.
371
00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:51,045
Good luck out there, Carl.
372
00:15:51,046 --> 00:15:52,213
Where you going?
373
00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,348
Don't worry about it.
374
00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:55,567
I got a strategy.
375
00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:57,135
Mm-hmm.
376
00:15:57,136 --> 00:15:59,170
And if you walk
into the ladies' bathroom.
377
00:15:59,171 --> 00:16:01,272
At church again,
pretending to be blind,
378
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:03,942
I will slap the black
off of you.
379
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,535
We're closed.
380
00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:15,620
It's Mike, the cop!
381
00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:17,755
Mike!
382
00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:19,324
Why aren't you with Molly?
383
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:21,459
Oh, I'm with Molly.
384
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:24,896
And just so you know, I'm gonna
be with Molly for a long time.
385
00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:27,098
Good to hear it.
386
00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:30,435
Is that what you came by
to tell me?
387
00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:31,869
Yes, it is.
388
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,555
Oh, and I need a cake.
389
00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:35,873
What happened to the other one?
390
00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:37,541
She ate it.
I didn't even get a bite.
391
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:40,261
Oh. She ate the
whole thing?
392
00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:42,814
Look, it doesn't matter who ate
what, or who didn't get a bite.
393
00:16:42,815 --> 00:16:44,315
I just need something
to replace it.
394
00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:46,100
Well, what you see
is what I got.
395
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:48,019
Most of the best stuff
is already taken.
396
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,921
That's right, it is, and
don't you forget it.
397
00:16:49,922 --> 00:16:51,556
Molly's with me now.
No take-backs.
398
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:54,726
There's a new sheriff in town,
and his name is Mike Biggs.
399
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,362
I know. With two g's.
Yeah.
400
00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:59,747
I might not be sporting
a six-pack,
401
00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:02,033
or know how to make tiramisu,
402
00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,002
but she's my girlfriend now,
403
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:06,871
and even if you change your mind
and want her back,
404
00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,072
you can't have her.
405
00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:09,340
Don't worry, Mike.
406
00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:11,909
I'm not gonna change my mind.
407
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,428
You say that now,
408
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,747
but you changed your mind
about marrying her.
409
00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:17,915
What's to stop you
from doing it again?
410
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,050
I'm guessing the fact.
411
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:21,319
That I'm gay might be
a bit of a speed bump.
412
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,489
I'm sorry. Bump? Gay? What?
413
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:27,792
I'm gay. With two g's.
414
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,561
Molly didn't tell you that part?
415
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:33,197
No, she did not.
416
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:36,200
But I try not
to pry into her past.
417
00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:38,870
See, our relationship
is built on trust.
418
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:40,405
Well, there's nobody
more trustworthy.
419
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,140
Even after all
I put her through,
420
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:44,909
she went out of her way
to stay friends with me.
421
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,845
She's really a remarkable girl.
422
00:17:47,846 --> 00:17:51,549
Of course I'm not telling you
anything you don't already know.
423
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,618
Yeah.
424
00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:56,454
Listen, I gotta try to salvage
what's left of tonight.
425
00:17:56,455 --> 00:17:58,122
How much for the
heart-shaped cookies?
426
00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,290
Seven dollars.
427
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,293
Seven dollars?
It's a frickin' cookie.
428
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:05,129
But it's a really good
frickin' cookie.
429
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,865
Can I get three for 20?
430
00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:10,501
Absolutely.
431
00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:59,350
Ugh! Ugh! Coconut.
432
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,486
That one doesn't count.
433
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,035
Molly, I'm sorry.
434
00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:21,072
It doesn't matter
what happened in the past,
435
00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:23,341
because every single thing.
436
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:26,644
Made you the person
that I love now.
437
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:30,398
I love you, too, but you've been
acting like a real jerk.
438
00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:32,617
You're absolutely right.
439
00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,318
How can I make it up to you?
440
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,603
I don't know.
441
00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:37,989
But just stand there
freezing your marbles off.
442
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,824
While I think of something.
443
00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:42,293
Fair enough.
444
00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:46,431
Oh, and you're gonna join
Sam's club.
445
00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:50,134
They really don't have
the inventory, but okay.
446
00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:52,003
♪ Had me fighting for air ♪
447
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:56,073
♪ she told me to come,
but I was already there ♪
448
00:19:56,074 --> 00:19:58,042
♪ 'cause the walls
start shaking ♪
449
00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,944
♪ the earth was quaking ♪
450
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:03,014
♪ my mind was aching... ♪
451
00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:05,749
This is actually turning out.
452
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:10,087
To be a really nice
Valentine's day.
453
00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:15,793
♪ I said,
you shook me all night long... ♪
454
00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,801
You want a little
more champagne?
455
00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:28,606
No, thank you.
456
00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:31,558
Well, it's chilled,
if you want it.
457
00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:33,811
How about another cookie?
458
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:35,245
Better not.
459
00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:40,284
I had one small bite out of
about 140 chocolates earlier.
460
00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:41,652
Tell me about it.
461
00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:44,622
I ate a whole cake yesterday.
462
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:46,256
Happy Valentine's day, Mike.
463
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:49,393
Happy Valentine's day, Molly.
464
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:50,961
Oh!
465
00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:52,195
We're rounding the corner.
466
00:20:52,196 --> 00:20:54,198
Here comes the headwinds again.
467
00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:56,500
♪ You shook me
all night long... ♪
468
00:20:58,536 --> 00:21:00,087
♪ Knocking me out... ♪
469
00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:04,508
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