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So, here's what you missed on Glee:
Puck's got a thing
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for Lauren Zizes,
but she's not really down with it.
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I don't think you're
ready for this jelly.
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Finn kissed Quinn,
who's supposed to be dating Sam,
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and Rachel kissed Finn too,
but he didn't feel the fireworks.
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- On the cheek?
- Can you believe that?
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Sue tried to shoot Brittany
out of a cannon to win Nationals,
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but the only thing she won
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was Katie Couric's
"Loser of the Year."
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I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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I actually learned something
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in my Spanish class today.
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"Regresar."
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Who knows what that means?
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"To come back."
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That's right. I realized
the old Will Schuster was back.
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Glee Club's going to Regionals.
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We got all
of Sue's Cheerios! money.
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I'm past Terry. I'm over Emma.
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"To come back."
Now, if we're going
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- to put it in the past...
- Will?
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It's an emergency.
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Becky Jackson opened
Sue's journal and found this.
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"Good-bye, cruel world"?
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She could be dead by now.
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It's weird. The door's open.
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Sue? Sue?
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No? All right.
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Sue.
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Oh, my Lord. Oh!
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Oh, Sue. Sue.
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Wake up, Sue. Sue! Wake up!
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I don't feel a pulse.
She doesn't have a pulse.
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Yeah, I do.
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I just stopped my own heart.
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That's my CIA training.
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These gummi vitamins
didn't work at all.
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I was told you take
enough Vitamin A,
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and you drift off
into a blissful oblivion.
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I have nothing to live for.
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That's not untrue.
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Emma, we didn't come here
to give her a pep talk.
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I'm sorry, Sue,
but you brought this on yourself.
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I am well aware
of my situation, Will.
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After my humiliating failure
to qualify for Nationals,
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there is nothing for
me or my Cheerios!
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to do for the rest of the year.
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Why don't you do what
other cheer squads do...
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Namely, cheer for the
teams at the school?
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Yeah, like that's going
to happen.
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Emma, let's go.
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Sue, you are nasty,
manipulative and petty.
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Will, you have
more grease in your hair
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than the guy behind WikiLeaks.
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Oh, I for one,
am not going to play backup
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at your little pity party.
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Take it easy, Sue.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So I wanted to confirm our date
on Friday at Color Me Mine.
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Wait, you were serious
about that?
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It's painting coasters time.
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So, we good for Friday?
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Yeah. I think so.
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I mean, I don't think I
have anything else to do.
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Cool.
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Things have been weird
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since Quinn got mono
a couple of weeks ago.
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Everyone keeps telling me
that she must have kissed Finn,
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but I believe it when she
told me what really happened.
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I didn't kiss Finn, Sam.
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I saved his life.
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He's not breathing!
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I totally almost
choked on a gumball once.
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I know she's into me.
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I just get the feeling
that I'm losing her.
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I can't let that happen.
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Quinn's the best thing
that's happened to me
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since I got to this school.
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But how?
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Of course.
My dad always said
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there are two ways
to get a woman to love you:
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Take her hunting
and rock 'n' roll.
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I knew what I had to do.
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I mean, who's more rock
and roll than Justin Bieber?
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No one. That's who.
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The hair was step one.
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Step two was booking
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a couple of Bat Mitvah gigs
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to test out how my
new one man band would go over.
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Hey.
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I'm the Justin Bieber Experience.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh... ♪
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♪ Like... ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby.... ♪
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♪ No... ♪
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♪ Like, baby, baby, baby... ♪
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ I thought you'd ♪
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♪ always be mine. ♪
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Heads up, Quinn Fabray,
you're about to be
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hit head on
with the full blond Bieber.
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Hey, Brittany.
We need to talk.
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Why are my leg
warmers on your arms?
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I got cold.
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But... No.
We had a deal, okay?
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As I explained,
I am in the midst
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of a career resurgence, okay?
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I am done with boys,
and I am concentrating fully
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on my career now.
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The only way to make
a complete comeback
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is to dominate
popular discussion,
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maybe launch a trend or two.
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I have you half of my allowance
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so you could take a
signature look of mine
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and make it popular.
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And we decided that
legwarmers were more likely
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to catch on
than reindeer sweaters.
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Yes, precisely,
but it won't work
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if you insist on wearing
them incorrectly.
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I didn't realize
that there were rules.
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Of course there are rules.
They're legwarmers.
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Well, can I wear them
that way tomorrow?
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I wore a tank top today
because I thought it was summer.
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No one ever taught me
how to read a calendar.
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Fine, fine.
And when people ask you
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who gave you the inspiration
for your new accessory,
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you're going to say,
"I'm just copying Rachel..."
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- I'm just copying Rachel Berry.
- Fantastic.
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You know how I feel about hats.
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Just 'cause.
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None of you should be making
eye contact with me.
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Get out! Go!
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Get used to this abuse, Glee kids.
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I got nothing but time.
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Nothing but time.
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I think she's dangerous.
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Idle hands
are the Devil's playthings.
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I mean,
Sue's got nothing to do now,
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which means it's only
a matter of time
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before she starts coming
after the Glee Club.
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Hey... Will, Esmé.
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So sorry for not being
sorry for interrupting.
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But would you mind
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if I borrowed one
of your rafters
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so I could hang myself?
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I did a test run
back in my office,
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and you know what?
There's asbestos up there,
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and that can kill a person.
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Sue? Sit.
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Now, I understand you're upset,
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but life is beautiful.
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Are you going to tell me
there hasn't been
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one moment since
your epic decline
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that you haven't felt yourself
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feel good about something?
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Well, yes, Will,
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as a matter of fact,
there was...
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There was one moment.
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I was driving to work
this morning in my LeCar,
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and Charlene's "I've Never
Been to Me" came on the radio.
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And when it got to the chorus,
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I just opened my mouth and
belted it out with her.
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And I have to say,
it felt really good.
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Sue should join the Glee Club.
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I'm sorry?
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No, I'd rather be dead.
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Yes. She should join...
I mean, you can't join,
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but she can sit in.
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Yes. Will.
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Look, Sue is in a really
bad place right now.
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And you're always talking about
the healing power of music.
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There are studies that show
it helps with depression,
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it elevates mood.
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I have a pamphlet.
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Uh... Emma, I don't think
this is a good idea at all.
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I agree with
Sponge-Hair Square-Chin.
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It's a stupid idea.
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No, no. The football team
did it for a spell,
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and that really
brought people together.
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Will, and this is
a great chance
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for you to keep
your eye on Sue.
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You know,
make sure the old gal's okay.
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Well, you know what, folks?
At this point,
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to alleviate
my crippling depression,
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I'd do anything.
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This cannot be happening.
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This seems like a terrible idea.
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Guys, it's not up
for discussion, okay?
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Now, it's no secret that Coach
Sylvester has taken her licks...
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I mean, just wanky.
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And I believe she could use
a little sympathy from us.
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Sympathy? From us? Uh-uh.
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Yeah, all she's ever done
is make our lives miserable.
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She got exactly
what she deserved.
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You're lucky I left my blowgun
at home, Airbags,
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'cause I got a clear shot
at your nonnies.
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Guys, Coach Sylvester
has had her recent setbacks,
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but she is a proven champion.
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Now, we could do worse
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than to have that kind of
a winning record in our midst.
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Let me break it
down for you.
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I am no longer a threat
to you people.
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All right? I'm just hoping that
your singing and dancing around
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will pull me out of
my doldrums and give me
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a reason to live.
Is that too much to ask?
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Guys, it's settled.
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Sue's going to be
with us for the week.
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Now... I received an envelope
in the mail today.
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We know that we're facing Kurt
and the Warblers at Regionals.
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Sweet Porcelain.
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And it looks like this year,
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we face Aural Intensity again.
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They cleaned our clock
last year.
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Seems like the governing board
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has assigned a theme
to this year's Regionals,
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and part of our score
will be based
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upon how well we interpret it.
This year's theme...
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"Anthem." Now,
who can tell us what an anthem is?
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The bottom of an ant's pants.
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So close. So close. No.
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An anthem is an epic song,
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filled with
a groundswell of emotion
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that somehow seems
bigger than itself.
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- Even bigger than the person performing it.
- Mr. Shue?
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Oh, hey, Sam, I didn't even
notice your new haircut.
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Yeah. I've been working
on a new image to go
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with my new one-man band,
The Justin Bieber Experience.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Dude. That haircut makes
your mouth look even bigger.
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Let her speak.
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Look, laugh all you want,
but that kid's an epic talent,
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and there's a number
I've been working on
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that I've been wanting
to show off.
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And I think it
qualifies as an anthem,
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because it's
just hugely emotional,
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and sums up our generation.
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All right.
Let's hear it, buddy.
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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa... ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa, oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa... ♪
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♪ You know you love me,
I know you care. ♪
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♪ Just shout whenever,
and I'll be there. ♪
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♪ You want my love,
you want my heart. ♪
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♪ And we will never... ♪
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This is actually
a really good song.
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♪ Ever, ever be apart. ♪
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♪ Are we an item? ♪
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♪ Girl, quit playing. ♪
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♪ We're just friends? ♪
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♪ What are you saying? ♪
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♪ Say there's another,
and look right in my eyes. ♪
256
00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:17,281
♪ My first love broke my heart
for the first time. ♪
257
00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:18,515
♪ And I was like... ♪
258
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,985
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪
259
00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:25,055
♪ Oh, like, baby,
baby, baby, no... ♪
260
00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:28,459
♪ Like baby, baby, baby... ♪
261
00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:31,895
♪ Oh, I thought you'd
always be mine. ♪
262
00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:34,965
♪ Oh, for you, I would have ♪
263
00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,067
♪ done whatever... ♪
264
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,137
♪ And I just can't believe
we ain't together. ♪
265
00:10:40,205 --> 00:10:41,872
♪ And I wanna play it cool, ♪
266
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,707
♪ but I'm losing you. ♪
267
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♪ I'll buy you anything. ♪
268
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♪ I'll buy you any ring. ♪
269
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♪ And I'm in pieces. ♪
270
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♪ Baby, fix me. ♪
271
00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:54,852
♪ And just shake me till you
wake me from this bad dream. ♪
272
00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:58,322
♪ I'm going down,
down, down, down... ♪
273
00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,391
♪ And I just cant believe ♪
274
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,493
♪ my first love
won't be around. ♪
275
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,329
♪ And I'm like,
baby, baby, baby... ♪
276
00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:09,266
♪ Oh, like, baby, baby, baby... ♪
277
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:13,937
♪ No, like, baby,
baby, baby, oh... ♪
278
00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:16,673
♪ I thought you'd
always be mine. ♪
279
00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:19,443
♪ I'm gone. ♪
280
00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:22,846
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
281
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:25,482
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
282
00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:29,353
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
283
00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:34,258
♪ I'm gone. ♪
284
00:11:34,325 --> 00:11:37,194
Yeah! All right!
285
00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:39,263
The Biebster!
286
00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,365
I got to get that girl
on my Cheerios!
287
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,134
We want in.
288
00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:49,203
In what?
289
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:50,504
The Justin Bieber Experience.
290
00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:51,805
We want in the band.
291
00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,340
But it's a one-man band.
292
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,408
So expand.
293
00:11:54,476 --> 00:11:55,943
I don't get it, you guys were
294
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,544
totally making fun of me
for singing Bieber.
295
00:11:57,612 --> 00:11:59,279
That's because we underestimated
the power of the Biebes.
296
00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,648
He's clearly like a mini-god.
297
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:03,183
Look how you made
all those chicks melt
298
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:04,351
in Glee Club.
Now think about
299
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,619
the power of four Biebers.
300
00:12:05,687 --> 00:12:06,820
We'd be unstoppable.
301
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,689
All of our relationships
are in the standard
302
00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:09,656
post-Valentine's Day lull.
303
00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:12,993
Are you playing Angry Birds?
304
00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:14,194
Sorry.
305
00:12:14,262 --> 00:12:15,996
Want me to show you my abs?
306
00:12:16,064 --> 00:12:17,231
If you want to.
307
00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:22,770
Here's what happens
to the female chemistry.
308
00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:24,638
They get a huge shot
of endorphins
309
00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:26,340
on Valentine's Day,
and everything is heightened
310
00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:27,875
and so romantic...
The problem is,
311
00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:30,477
days later, when they come down
from their See's Candy high,
312
00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,012
they crash,
and everything else,
313
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,514
by comparison, is humdrum.
314
00:12:33,581 --> 00:12:35,349
We need the sugary sweet jolt
of the Biebes
315
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:36,750
to get us some action again.
316
00:12:36,818 --> 00:12:38,318
Why do you want in, Puckerman?
317
00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:40,287
I'm at the end
of my Lauren Zizes rope.
318
00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:42,189
I'll try anything to get
into those enormous pants.
319
00:12:42,257 --> 00:12:44,124
Uh, what's going on?
320
00:12:44,192 --> 00:12:45,192
We're joining
321
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,727
The Justin Bieber Experience,
322
00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:48,629
if Sam's cool with it.
323
00:12:48,696 --> 00:12:49,997
And if not,
we're starting our own band.
324
00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:51,532
Bieber Fever.
325
00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:55,569
Wait, you guys do realize that
Justin Bieber sucks, right?
326
00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:57,671
Quinn seemed to be pretty into him
when I was singing in Glee Club.
327
00:12:57,739 --> 00:12:59,173
Right, well,
I'm gonna spend my time
328
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,908
working on songs that aren't
geared toward twelve-year-olds.
329
00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:02,309
Good.
And then you won't
330
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:03,977
have time to pick up any
other guys' girlfriends.
331
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,379
Hey... Back off, man.
332
00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:06,847
I didn't kiss your girlfriend.
333
00:13:06,915 --> 00:13:08,782
She saved my life.
334
00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:11,451
So, what do you say?
335
00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:13,787
Are we in?
336
00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:15,856
Fine. But we need
to figure out
337
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,257
something to do
with Puckerman's hair.
338
00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:25,833
Oh, no.
339
00:13:29,971 --> 00:13:32,172
No way.
340
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,241
You're a genius...
They have changed my life.
341
00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,643
I didn't know my arms
could be so toasty.
342
00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:38,078
You're a hero...
You should win
343
00:13:38,146 --> 00:13:39,279
some kind of award.
344
00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:41,448
What are you doing?
345
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,684
I'm so sorry, Rachel,
it just sort of caught on.
346
00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:45,786
I see that, okay?
That is not what we agreed upon!
347
00:13:45,854 --> 00:13:47,154
I want my allowance
back right now!
348
00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:48,155
It's already gone.
349
00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:49,423
My uncle lost his job,
350
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,191
and his goat was
going hungry, so...
351
00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:52,860
I spent it on food
for the goat.
352
00:13:52,927 --> 00:13:55,095
I mean, sort of.
The goat just ate the money.
353
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:58,065
Okay, the... The only way
to proceed is for you to come
354
00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:00,467
to school dressed
exactly like me.
355
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,070
What is that look called?
356
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,338
Sexy schoolgirl librarian chic.
357
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:05,973
All right, you'd better
get a move on, okay?
358
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,575
Kids 'R' Us closes at 6:00 p.m. sharp.
Go, Brittany.
359
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,749
Dear Journal,
my lust for life is renewed.
360
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:19,920
I have found myself dropped
behind enemy lines,
361
00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:22,489
poised to destroy
the Glee Club from within.
362
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,691
Schuester and his
guidance counselor Ginger
363
00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:28,328
fell for my pity party hook,
line and sinker,
364
00:14:28,396 --> 00:14:31,198
and now I'm in
and ready to sink them,
365
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:32,699
once and for all.
366
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,701
Thus begins my plan.
367
00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:37,938
I will pit these Glee Clubbers
against one another,
368
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:43,010
rupturing the group internally,
until it explodes like a ripe zit!
369
00:14:44,512 --> 00:14:45,646
You wanted to see me?
370
00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:47,948
Yes. Mercedes, have a seat.
371
00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:53,353
So, I've decided I'm going
to sing a song in Glee Club,
372
00:14:53,421 --> 00:14:54,988
and I need your advice.
373
00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:57,524
Now, as you may know,
I have a background in music.
374
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,527
For a brief period, I was a
tambourine player for Wilson-Phillips.
375
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,095
What I need to learn from you
376
00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,464
is how to be a diva.
377
00:15:04,532 --> 00:15:07,434
Oh. Well, you've definitely
come to the right girl.
378
00:15:07,502 --> 00:15:09,503
I mean, being a diva
is all about attitude,
379
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,305
something I know
you're not short on.
380
00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:13,774
It's all about sassy fingers
and shaking that weave
381
00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:17,177
and generally, taking
no nonsense from nobody.
382
00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,211
Dig it, sister.
383
00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:19,446
Well, I have to say
384
00:15:19,514 --> 00:15:21,682
I'm flattered and shocked
that you came to me.
385
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,117
Oh, come, now, "Ra-chelle,"
it doesn't humble me too much
386
00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:26,119
to say I simply
need your tutelage.
387
00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:29,156
Well, I'll say this...
Being a diva is all about emotion.
388
00:15:29,223 --> 00:15:31,058
In fact, you feel
so much emotion
389
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,759
that it cannot be
physically contained.
390
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,461
Sometimes you have
to close your eyes
391
00:15:34,529 --> 00:15:36,396
and turn your head and push,
392
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:38,966
push your feelings away...
They're that big!
393
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:41,735
Wow.
394
00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:44,604
Well, that Mercedes
is wrong about you.
395
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:46,773
What... What did she say?
396
00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:48,976
Oh, I don't remember the specifics,
just something about
397
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,211
you're not as talented
as you think you are
398
00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:52,813
and all your ideas
are horrible.
399
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,349
I don't know,
something like that.
400
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:56,817
She said what?
401
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,151
Yep. Quote:
402
00:15:58,219 --> 00:15:59,853
"Not that talented."
403
00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:04,558
- There you are.
- I heard what you said about me.
404
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,059
I heard what you said about me.
405
00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:07,394
Just when I thought
we were friends.
406
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,096
I guess that will just
never happen, will it?
407
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,364
I guess not.
408
00:16:10,431 --> 00:16:12,199
You know, there's only
one "I" in "diva," Rachel,
409
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:14,134
and that "I" is me.
410
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:16,236
Guess we're just gonna have to
settle this the old-fashioned way.
411
00:16:16,304 --> 00:16:17,504
Diva-off.
412
00:16:17,572 --> 00:16:19,373
- Tomorrow, Glee Club.
- Why not right now?
413
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,074
'Cause I have to go
get my cross-trainers.
414
00:16:21,142 --> 00:16:22,542
Want to know why?
415
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,678
I'm gonna be doing some runs.
416
00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:34,399
So... Friday night,
417
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,002
I figured we'd check out
the Sullivan Rink.
418
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:39,404
They have ice rink bumper cars.
419
00:16:39,472 --> 00:16:42,541
I told you, I haven't decided
what I'm doing yet.
420
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:52,117
Sweet Jesus, who bought
tickets to crazy town?
421
00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:03,195
All right, looks like
422
00:17:03,262 --> 00:17:05,397
the guys here are ready
to give us their anthem.
423
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:07,532
Everybody, we are
the new and improved
424
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,334
The Justin Bieber Experience,
425
00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:11,670
and we think
this song is an anthem
426
00:17:11,737 --> 00:17:13,772
because everything
Bieber does is epic.
427
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,773
Truth.
428
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:17,776
Anyway, this song,
like all the songs I sing,
429
00:17:17,844 --> 00:17:19,077
is for my girlfriend Quinn.
430
00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:22,080
Hit it.
431
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,586
♪ Gotta keep it,
feels so right... ♪
432
00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:30,021
♪ Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta keep it close. ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
433
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,190
♪ Feels so right... ♪
434
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:35,494
♪ Oh, for you
I'd write a symphony. ♪
435
00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:37,863
♪ I'd tell the violin ♪
436
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:40,132
♪ it's time to sink or swim. ♪
437
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:42,234
♪ Watch them play for you. ♪
438
00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:44,669
♪ For you I'd be running... ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa... ♪
439
00:17:44,737 --> 00:17:45,837
♪ A thousand miles ♪
440
00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,939
♪ just get to where you are. ♪
441
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,108
♪ Step to the beat of my heart. ♪
442
00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:52,511
♪ I don't need a whole lot
but for you, ♪
443
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:54,479
♪ I admit I'd rather give you ♪
444
00:17:54,547 --> 00:17:56,615
♪ the world
or we can share mine. ♪
445
00:17:56,682 --> 00:17:58,250
♪ I know I won't ♪
446
00:17:58,317 --> 00:18:00,819
♪ be the first one giving you
all this attention. ♪
447
00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:06,658
♪ Baby, listen... ♪
♪ I just need somebody to love... ♪
448
00:18:06,726 --> 00:18:10,128
♪ I don't need too much,
just somebody to love. ♪
449
00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:13,865
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
450
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,600
♪ I don't need nothing else. ♪
451
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:17,068
♪ I promise, girl, I swear. ♪
452
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,904
♪ I just need somebody to love. ♪
453
00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:20,539
♪ I need somebody... ♪
454
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,574
♪ I need somebody... ♪
455
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,342
♪ I need somebody... ♪
456
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,478
♪ I need somebody... ♪
457
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,113
♪ To love... ♪
♪ Every day, ♪
458
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,482
♪ I'll bring the sun around. ♪
459
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:33,785
♪ I'll sweep away the clouds,
smile for me. ♪
460
00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:34,986
♪ I would take ♪
461
00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:37,055
♪ every second,
every single time, ♪
462
00:18:37,123 --> 00:18:38,957
♪ spend it like my last dime. ♪
463
00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:41,560
♪ Step to the beat of my heart. ♪
464
00:18:41,627 --> 00:18:44,029
♪ I don't need a whole lot
but for you, ♪
465
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:45,230
♪ I admit I'd ♪
466
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,932
♪ rather give you the world ♪
467
00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:48,366
♪ or let you share mine. ♪
468
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,702
♪ I know I won't be
the first one ♪
469
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,137
♪ giving you
all this attention. ♪
470
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:54,072
♪ And, baby, listen... ♪
471
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,775
♪ I just need
somebody to love... ♪
472
00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:59,444
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no... ♪
473
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:04,482
♪ I don't need too much,
just somebody to love... ♪
474
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,785
♪ Oh, I don't need nothing else. ♪
475
00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:08,553
♪ I promise, girl, I swear. ♪
476
00:19:08,621 --> 00:19:13,158
♪ I just need somebody to love... ♪
477
00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:14,593
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
478
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,862
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
479
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:21,566
♪ I need somebody,
I need somebody... ♪
480
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,835
♪ I need somebody... ♪
♪ I swear... ♪
481
00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:25,870
♪ I just need
somebody to love. ♪
482
00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,010
Justin Bieber!
483
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:34,779
I need a towel.
484
00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:36,881
Hey!
485
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,353
I... I actually
can't do Friday.
486
00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:47,325
Hey, Lauren.
487
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,628
So, uh, what'd you think?
488
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:52,964
Honestly, although
my love would crush him,
489
00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:55,767
I'm totally turned on
by the Biebster.
490
00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:58,737
That is, until I remember
that he looks like he's twelve.
491
00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,272
Then it's sort of creepy.
492
00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:02,774
So if I were gonna give
you a grade: C-plus.
493
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:05,543
Listen, Zises,
494
00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:07,412
I'm dying here.
You got me
495
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,447
every which way, and we both
know I'm not the brightest.
496
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:12,817
So, please!... What do I
have to do to get with you?
497
00:20:12,885 --> 00:20:14,919
I may have
a proposition for you.
498
00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:16,154
I'll keep you posted.
499
00:20:23,129 --> 00:20:25,030
Color Me Mine?
500
00:20:25,097 --> 00:20:28,700
I'll color you yours any day.
501
00:20:38,577 --> 00:20:40,578
Mm, Sammy Evans!
502
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,148
You are Biebalicious.
503
00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:45,684
How are things going
with you and Quinn?
504
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:46,584
Fine.
505
00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,386
No, they're not.
506
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:51,256
You and I should,
uh, talk soon.
507
00:20:58,907 --> 00:21:00,641
- Sam's an artist, Finn.
- An artist?
508
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,410
I guess that's why he's
taking you to Color Me Mine.
509
00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:05,145
I told you I needed time
to figure out
510
00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:07,114
what I was gonna do
with Sam, and I did.
511
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,750
- I choose him.
- Because of The Justin Bieber Experience?
512
00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:11,885
Look, I thought it was
gonna be stupid, too,
513
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:14,288
but he was so... shameless.
514
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,990
He just got up there
and owned it.
515
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,492
It was sexy.
516
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,361
I'm sorry, Finn.
517
00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:23,163
But like I said,
Sam's an artist,
518
00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:26,233
and at the end of the day...
519
00:21:26,301 --> 00:21:29,036
It really turns me on.
520
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:55,996
Do dudes ever get erections
when they wrestle with you?
521
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,298
Shut it, Puckerman...
We're here to talk business.
522
00:21:58,366 --> 00:21:59,633
Sorry.
523
00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:02,770
Okay, I want to do
a number for Glee Club.
524
00:22:02,837 --> 00:22:05,005
It's stage one
of my master plan.
525
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,441
Shibby. So what, you want me
to back you up on my ax?
526
00:22:07,509 --> 00:22:10,511
Yeah, but I also
need some advice.
527
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:13,781
I'm a little bit nervous about
singing in front of a crowd.
528
00:22:13,848 --> 00:22:16,517
Up until now, I've only really
sung in the steam shower.
529
00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:18,452
Hot. But ridiculous.
530
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,888
I mean, you're the most
confident chick I know.
531
00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:22,656
Yeah, I know
I'm hot melted butter,
532
00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:24,825
but singing's different,
and I want to be great.
533
00:22:24,893 --> 00:22:26,927
Or at least as good as Barry.
534
00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:28,462
I get nervous
before I sing, too.
535
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,830
But I always overcome.
536
00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:31,632
You want to know my secret?
537
00:22:31,699 --> 00:22:33,267
Yeah.
538
00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:34,568
Oldest trick in the book.
539
00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:35,736
Just picture the audience
in their underwear.
540
00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:36,870
Even the dudes?
541
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,105
It's not about sex.
542
00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:39,873
It's just about
seeing the audience
543
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:40,974
as more vulnerable than you.
544
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,676
Trust me.
It works every time.
545
00:22:42,744 --> 00:22:43,844
Can I touch your knockers now?
546
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,312
Only if you want
to lose a hand.
547
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:47,614
But you're on your way.
548
00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:55,823
Remember, I want this
diva-off to be a bloodbath.
549
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,725
Oh, trust.
It's about to go down.
550
00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,194
- You look amazing.
- I really do.
551
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:01,628
This look has to go viral.
552
00:23:01,696 --> 00:23:03,363
Is there any way you can cut
class for the rest of the day,
553
00:23:03,431 --> 00:23:04,765
just so that you could
walk down the halls?
554
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,333
Totally. Most teachers
think by cutting class,
555
00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:07,334
I might improve my grades.
556
00:23:07,402 --> 00:23:08,469
Great.
557
00:23:08,536 --> 00:23:10,370
Why are you
dressed like that?
558
00:23:10,438 --> 00:23:12,139
I thought you weren't
into the Biebster.
559
00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:13,874
Well, I wasn't, but
then somebody told me
560
00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:15,776
that Justin Bieber's, like,
the king of YouTube
561
00:23:15,844 --> 00:23:17,377
with over a billion views.
562
00:23:17,445 --> 00:23:19,646
An anthem is supposed to
appeal to the masses, right?
563
00:23:19,714 --> 00:23:21,482
So before I pick my anthem,
564
00:23:21,549 --> 00:23:23,717
I was working
on my anthem look.
565
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,991
Okay, guys and gals!
And Sue.
566
00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:32,726
It's the moment we've
all been waiting for.
567
00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:34,328
Our next diva-off.
568
00:23:34,395 --> 00:23:37,231
So here they are,
sure to give us a fantastic anthem,
569
00:23:37,298 --> 00:23:38,765
Mercedes and Rachel.
570
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:39,800
Let's give it up!
571
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:44,004
Uh, after much argument,
I finally convinced Mercedes
572
00:23:44,072 --> 00:23:45,672
that in order to do
a proper diva-off,
573
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,741
it has to come from
the Broadway catalog.
574
00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:49,142
Which I think is safe to say
575
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,878
that that gives me
a home field advantage, so...
576
00:23:50,945 --> 00:23:52,045
Oh, well you're about
to get beat on your own turf.
577
00:23:52,113 --> 00:23:53,447
Hit it.
578
00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:58,185
♪ Yeah... ♪
579
00:23:58,253 --> 00:24:00,587
♪ Yeah... ♪
580
00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:03,156
♪ Ooh... ♪
581
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:06,627
♪ Every single day,
I walk down the street. ♪
582
00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:08,428
♪ I hear people say ♪
583
00:24:08,496 --> 00:24:10,764
♪ "Baby's so sweet." ♪
584
00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:14,501
♪ Ever since puberty,
everybody stares at me. ♪
585
00:24:14,569 --> 00:24:18,272
♪ Boys, girls,
I can't can't help it, baby. ♪
586
00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:21,608
♪ So be kind and don't
lose your mind. ♪
587
00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:23,343
♪ Just remember ♪
588
00:24:23,411 --> 00:24:27,247
♪ that I'm your baby. ♪
589
00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:30,884
♪ Take me for what I am, ♪
590
00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:35,155
♪ who I was meant to be... ♪
591
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:39,560
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
592
00:24:39,627 --> 00:24:41,795
♪ Take me, baby, ♪
593
00:24:41,863 --> 00:24:44,998
♪ or leave me. ♪
594
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:49,403
♪ Take me, baby, or leave me. ♪
595
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:53,774
♪ A tiger in a cage
can never see the sun. ♪
596
00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:56,376
♪ This diva
needs her stage, baby. ♪
597
00:24:56,444 --> 00:24:57,511
♪ Let's have fun. ♪
598
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,780
♪ You are the one I choose. ♪
599
00:24:59,847 --> 00:25:02,215
♪ Folks would kill
to fill your shoes. ♪
600
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,917
♪ You'll love the limelight, too. ♪
601
00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:05,752
♪ Now, baby... ♪
602
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:09,323
♪ So be mine,
and don't waste my time ♪
603
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:14,595
♪ crying, "Oh, honey bear,
are you still my... my... my baby? ♪
604
00:25:14,662 --> 00:25:17,998
♪ Take me for what I am... ♪
605
00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:22,202
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
606
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:26,807
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
607
00:25:26,874 --> 00:25:30,110
♪ Take me, baby, or leave me. ♪
608
00:25:30,178 --> 00:25:34,915
♪ No way can I be what I'm not. ♪
609
00:25:34,983 --> 00:25:38,852
♪ But, hey,
don't you want your girl hot? ♪
610
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,756
♪ Don't fight,
don't lose your head. ♪
611
00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:44,157
♪ 'Cause every night ♪
612
00:25:44,225 --> 00:25:48,695
♪ who's in your bed? ♪
613
00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:53,033
♪ Take me for what I am... ♪
614
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:57,504
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
615
00:25:57,572 --> 00:26:00,474
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
616
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:03,276
♪ You better take me, baby... ♪
617
00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:05,379
♪ Oh, take me, baby... ♪
♪ Or leave me. ♪
618
00:26:05,446 --> 00:26:07,781
♪ Or leave me. ♪
619
00:26:07,849 --> 00:26:14,087
♪ Take me, baby, ♪
620
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:19,860
♪ or leave me. ♪
621
00:26:19,927 --> 00:26:21,561
♪ Yes, I'm leaving. ♪
622
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:23,964
♪ I'm gone. ♪
623
00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:30,804
Oh, my God.
That was so great!
624
00:26:30,872 --> 00:26:33,507
- No, her. What about her?
- Me? No, her.
625
00:26:33,574 --> 00:26:34,508
You guys, that was awesome!
626
00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:35,742
Hey, where's the hate?
627
00:26:37,278 --> 00:26:38,679
Not the point
of Glee Club, Sue.
628
00:26:43,051 --> 00:26:45,786
I understand you
wish to see me.
629
00:26:45,853 --> 00:26:47,287
Yeah, Sue, I did.
630
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,623
I saw how you were
in class today.
631
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,258
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
632
00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:52,292
I want to take you somewhere.
633
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,894
No. No. No way.
634
00:26:53,961 --> 00:26:55,896
I don't care how depressed I am,
I will not date a curly.
635
00:26:55,963 --> 00:26:58,432
Not on a date, Sue.
636
00:26:58,499 --> 00:26:59,800
Still probably not going to go.
637
00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,535
You're interested in
making your comeback, right?
638
00:27:01,602 --> 00:27:04,638
Well, I think it's important
that you see something.
639
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:11,213
Hate 'em.
Hate hospitals, William.
640
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,948
That's why I keep voting
for those death panels.
641
00:27:13,016 --> 00:27:14,183
Sue, I know you.
642
00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:15,651
You crack jokes whenever
you get uncomfortable.
643
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,386
Not really joking, William.
644
00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:19,855
And you have a penchant for
sappy scenarios set to music,
645
00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:21,590
so I demand to know
where we're going.
646
00:27:21,658 --> 00:27:23,425
We're going to the
pediatric cancer ward.
647
00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:25,227
No, no, no... Once a month,
I come down here,
648
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,595
and I sing songs
with some of the kids
649
00:27:26,663 --> 00:27:27,696
getting long-term care.
650
00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:30,499
- Yep. No.
- No. Sue.
651
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:31,734
Uh, William...
652
00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:33,335
I know what you're getting at.
653
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,770
I have been selfish.
654
00:27:34,838 --> 00:27:36,672
Yes, I was ridiculed
on the national stage,
655
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,173
but you're right,
that's nothing
656
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,276
when you compare it to what
many people have to deal with
657
00:27:40,343 --> 00:27:42,911
and come back from.
I should be grateful.
658
00:27:42,979 --> 00:27:45,180
Well, congratulations,
I've learned my lesson.
659
00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:46,148
Then let's celebrate.
660
00:27:46,216 --> 00:27:48,050
Let's sing with some kids.
661
00:27:48,118 --> 00:27:49,385
Look... You're right.
662
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:50,986
You know, sometimes,
Glee Club is a little silly.
663
00:27:51,054 --> 00:27:54,189
But we push through the weird
to get to the real stuff.
664
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:56,592
I mean, music can get
at a part of us
665
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,227
that... That's hard to open up to.
666
00:27:58,295 --> 00:28:00,095
But please...
667
00:28:00,163 --> 00:28:02,264
Go there with me.
668
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:04,667
I think it'll be
good for you, Sue.
669
00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:07,636
No outfits, no jazz hands.
670
00:28:07,704 --> 00:28:11,073
Just... music.
671
00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:12,841
Fine.
672
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:15,711
And William, I don't care
how adorable those kids are,
673
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,314
if I hear one song from that
classic rock outfit Journey,
674
00:28:18,381 --> 00:28:20,215
I will start pulling catheters.
675
00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:21,884
Come on.
676
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,990
Bailey?
677
00:28:28,058 --> 00:28:29,858
Hi, guys!
678
00:28:29,926 --> 00:28:31,894
Hi, Will.
679
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:32,895
Oh, hey. My man.
680
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,496
Hi.
681
00:28:34,564 --> 00:28:36,899
Oh, my God,
you're Sue Sylvester.
682
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:37,833
I just saw you on TV.
683
00:28:37,901 --> 00:28:39,134
- Oh.
- Hey, guys.
684
00:28:39,202 --> 00:28:40,369
This lady was interviewed
by Katie Couric.
685
00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:42,571
Holy sweet baby Jesus.
686
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,440
What do you say, guys?
You ready
687
00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:46,575
- to make some music?
- Yeah!
688
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:47,910
Let's do this thing.
689
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:49,878
Brought my special
little guy with me.
690
00:28:49,946 --> 00:28:53,749
Yeah! All right!
691
00:28:55,885 --> 00:28:58,020
All right, and that's
all there is to it.
692
00:28:58,088 --> 00:28:59,922
So, does everyone
know their parts?
693
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,857
- Yes.
- Okay. Sue?
694
00:29:01,925 --> 00:29:03,292
My kids are going
to mop the floor with your kids.
695
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,259
Not a chance.
696
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,327
All right,
697
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,362
I'm going to sing
the first two.
698
00:29:06,429 --> 00:29:07,996
And then you guys come in
699
00:29:08,064 --> 00:29:09,198
and join me,
just like we practiced.
700
00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:10,399
- All right?
- Okay.
701
00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:15,537
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
702
00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,773
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
703
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:21,410
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
704
00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:23,946
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
705
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,181
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
706
00:29:26,249 --> 00:29:28,751
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
707
00:29:28,818 --> 00:29:33,789
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
708
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,257
Hide it under a bushel.
709
00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:36,825
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
710
00:29:36,893 --> 00:29:39,928
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
711
00:29:39,996 --> 00:29:42,264
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
712
00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:45,234
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
713
00:29:45,301 --> 00:29:47,736
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
714
00:29:47,804 --> 00:29:50,272
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
715
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:54,410
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
716
00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,547
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
717
00:29:58,615 --> 00:30:01,917
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
718
00:30:01,985 --> 00:30:04,186
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
719
00:30:04,254 --> 00:30:07,222
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
720
00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,691
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
721
00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:12,494
♪ I'm gonna let it shine, ♪
722
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:16,732
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
723
00:30:19,536 --> 00:30:21,670
Give yourselves a hand.
724
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,405
All right.
725
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:24,373
Good job.
726
00:30:24,441 --> 00:30:26,241
I'll never forgive you for this.
727
00:30:26,309 --> 00:30:27,876
Deal.
728
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:31,647
Look, Q, I know that
we've had our differences,
729
00:30:31,714 --> 00:30:34,116
but I can't lie...
That outfit is amazing on you.
730
00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:35,451
It looks good on everyone.
731
00:30:35,518 --> 00:30:36,819
Penny loafers and tights?
732
00:30:36,886 --> 00:30:38,320
- Genius.
- Outrageous.
733
00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:40,322
I mean, my carousel-horse
sweater should make me look
734
00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:41,557
like an institutionalized
toddler,
735
00:30:41,624 --> 00:30:43,892
but no, I look hot and smart.
736
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,661
I feel like Michelle Obama.
737
00:30:45,728 --> 00:30:47,463
Oh, my God.
You guys look amazing.
738
00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,630
Seriously.
739
00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:49,598
She's a genius and an icon.
740
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:50,799
Who is?
741
00:30:50,867 --> 00:30:53,068
Brittany.
Who did you think?
742
00:30:53,136 --> 00:30:54,503
Who knew that taking off
743
00:30:54,571 --> 00:30:55,704
that Cheerios! uniform
would turn her
744
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,105
into a fashion institution?
745
00:30:57,173 --> 00:31:00,843
- ls this a joke?
- No. That sweater is.
746
00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:02,177
Who wears a reindeer sweater?
747
00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:04,680
Uh, all three of you.
748
00:31:04,747 --> 00:31:06,715
No, this is a carousel horse.
749
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,217
If you want
to know what to wear,
750
00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:09,518
just look to Brittany.
751
00:31:09,586 --> 00:31:11,854
Look, she took
the look from me, okay?
752
00:31:11,921 --> 00:31:13,555
I paid her.
753
00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:15,290
You're a terrible liar, Rachel.
754
00:31:15,358 --> 00:31:18,527
I can't believe you would take
this away from poor Brittany.
755
00:31:18,595 --> 00:31:20,295
It's sad.
You're just sad.
756
00:31:24,601 --> 00:31:26,134
Hey!
757
00:31:26,202 --> 00:31:28,003
I need to talk to you.
I want my money back.
758
00:31:28,071 --> 00:31:29,972
Well, I used it to
pay a publicist.
759
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,874
- What?
- Jacob Ben Israel
760
00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:34,309
posted a photo and this web site
called "The Sartorialist"
761
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:36,445
named me the trendiest
girl in America.
762
00:31:36,513 --> 00:31:39,181
Brittany, I'm trying
to stage a comeback here.
763
00:31:39,249 --> 00:31:41,783
Okay, but what exactly are
you coming back from?
764
00:31:41,851 --> 00:31:43,385
- I...
- Listen, Rachel.
765
00:31:43,453 --> 00:31:44,820
I'm gonna give you some
tough love right now.
766
00:31:44,888 --> 00:31:46,421
You're not a trendsetter.
767
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:48,557
When people look at you,
they don't see what you're wearing,
768
00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,392
they see a cat getting
its temperature taken,
769
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,394
and then they hear
it screaming.
770
00:31:52,462 --> 00:31:54,563
I'm really sorry,
but I have to go.
771
00:31:54,631 --> 00:31:55,797
I have an interview
with Teen Vogue.
772
00:32:02,238 --> 00:32:04,172
All right! Let's get
right down to it.
773
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,943
Starting us off and making
her New Directions! solo debut,
774
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:09,945
Miss Lauren Zizes.
775
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:11,780
Uh, so what are you going
to sing for us, Lauren?
776
00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,715
Here's how I see it.
777
00:32:13,783 --> 00:32:15,651
I know I'm the hottest bitch
in this joint.
778
00:32:15,718 --> 00:32:17,920
If I was a country,
my flag would be a big fist
779
00:32:17,987 --> 00:32:19,721
giving the rest
of the world a finger,
780
00:32:19,789 --> 00:32:21,590
and this would be
my national anthem.
781
00:32:21,658 --> 00:32:22,658
Okay.
782
00:32:22,725 --> 00:32:24,760
Puckerman, grab your guitar.
783
00:32:24,827 --> 00:32:27,462
Tina, Brittany, ready?
Good.
784
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,731
Awesome. Super cool.
785
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,300
Okay.
786
00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:34,870
Two, three, four.
787
00:32:36,339 --> 00:32:38,106
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
788
00:32:38,174 --> 00:32:40,375
♪ I know what guys want. ♪
789
00:32:40,443 --> 00:32:43,078
♪ I see them looking. ♪
790
00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:46,248
♪ I make them want me. ♪
791
00:32:46,316 --> 00:32:49,151
♪ I like to tease them. ♪
792
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:51,787
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
793
00:32:51,854 --> 00:32:53,422
♪ Boys like... ♪
794
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,262
♪ Boys like me. ♪
795
00:33:00,330 --> 00:33:02,230
♪ I see you're sad now. ♪
796
00:33:02,298 --> 00:33:04,800
♪ I will let you... ♪
797
00:33:04,867 --> 00:33:07,235
♪ Sorry I teased you. ♪
798
00:33:07,303 --> 00:33:09,871
♪ I will let you... ♪
799
00:33:09,939 --> 00:33:11,707
♪ This time I mean it. ♪
800
00:33:11,774 --> 00:33:14,109
♪ I will let you... ♪
801
00:33:14,177 --> 00:33:15,844
♪ Anything you want. ♪
802
00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:18,747
♪ You can trust me... ♪
803
00:33:18,815 --> 00:33:21,316
♪ I really want to. ♪
804
00:33:21,384 --> 00:33:23,619
♪ You can trust me... ♪
805
00:33:23,686 --> 00:33:26,154
♪ How would you like it? ♪
806
00:33:26,222 --> 00:33:27,856
♪ You can trust me... ♪
807
00:33:30,026 --> 00:33:31,994
Sucker!
808
00:33:33,196 --> 00:33:35,263
♪ I got my cat moves ♪
809
00:33:35,331 --> 00:33:37,699
♪ that so upset them. ♪
810
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,168
♪ Zippers and buttons, ♪
811
00:33:40,236 --> 00:33:42,738
♪ fun to frustrate them. ♪
812
00:33:42,805 --> 00:33:44,406
♪ They get so angry, ♪
813
00:33:44,474 --> 00:33:47,109
♪ like pouty children ♪
814
00:33:47,176 --> 00:33:49,645
♪ denied their candy. ♪
815
00:33:49,712 --> 00:33:51,813
♪ I laugh right at them. ♪
816
00:33:51,881 --> 00:33:54,816
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
817
00:33:54,884 --> 00:33:56,118
♪ Boys like... ♪
818
00:33:56,185 --> 00:33:58,987
♪ Boys like me. ♪
819
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,859
How frickin' hot is she!
820
00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,768
This morning I woke up,
821
00:34:12,835 --> 00:34:14,169
and decided to swallow the sun.
822
00:34:14,237 --> 00:34:17,005
That's my James Earl
Jones impression.
823
00:34:17,073 --> 00:34:20,342
First of all, that is offensive.
He shot Martin Luther King.
824
00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:21,376
Obi-Wan never told you
825
00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:22,744
what happened to your father.
826
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:24,913
Okay, you know what?
Let's just cut to the chase.
827
00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:26,415
Despite the fact
828
00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:28,850
that your mouth-to-face ratio is,
like, way off,
829
00:34:28,918 --> 00:34:30,852
you still somehow
manage to be cute.
830
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,320
But make no mistake,
831
00:34:32,388 --> 00:34:34,623
every time you open
your humongous mouth
832
00:34:34,691 --> 00:34:36,591
to do an impression or moisten
833
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,727
an enormous stamp
for a lazy giant,
834
00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:41,263
you take one step closer
to everyone seeing
835
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,231
that you are actually a dork.
836
00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:44,800
Which is where I come in.
837
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:48,637
I hereby offer
my services as a mistress.
838
00:34:48,705 --> 00:34:50,238
I wants on them froggy lips,
839
00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:51,973
and I wants on 'em now.
840
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,508
But I'm dating Quinn.
841
00:34:53,576 --> 00:34:55,510
And this just in:
She cheated on you.
842
00:34:55,578 --> 00:34:56,878
No, she didn't.
843
00:34:56,946 --> 00:34:59,181
Look, I know you're as dumb
as a bag of wet hair,
844
00:34:59,248 --> 00:35:01,016
but you know in your
heart she's lying.
845
00:35:01,084 --> 00:35:02,851
That gumball story was insane.
846
00:35:02,919 --> 00:35:07,222
You're choosing to believe it
so you can still be with her.
847
00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:08,623
But consider my offer.
848
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:10,959
Not only am I giving you
full visitation rights
849
00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:14,129
to the set of rambunctious twins
that live on my ribcage,
850
00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:16,531
you get the chance to show
that pastry bag Finn that
851
00:35:16,599 --> 00:35:18,033
he can't mess with Sam Evans.
852
00:35:18,101 --> 00:35:21,169
And not just because you
can unlock your humongous jaw
853
00:35:21,237 --> 00:35:23,238
and swallow him whole
like a python,
854
00:35:23,306 --> 00:35:25,640
but because you have
some buzz at this school.
855
00:35:26,976 --> 00:35:28,877
Think about it.
856
00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:40,539
Will, you have a problem.
857
00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,708
You?
858
00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:44,710
No. Your Glee kids.
859
00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:46,445
They have no
comprehension skills.
860
00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:48,113
Your assignment was anthems,
861
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,015
and I'll be damned
as your hairdresser
862
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,217
if any 'em sung a single one.
863
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:54,086
Sue, are you trying to tell me
864
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,754
that you want
to perform an anthem?
865
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:57,523
Well, I'll admit
866
00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:00,292
that your little field trip
to the house was sad.
867
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,027
Inspired me a bit.
868
00:36:02,095 --> 00:36:03,462
But I'm not gonna
go it alone...
869
00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:05,397
The whole crew
has to sing it with me.
870
00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:07,066
And here's the catch:
871
00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:08,400
No more Bieber,
872
00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:11,570
no hoodies,
no pocket lesbian Bieber hair.
873
00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:15,507
Well, that can be arranged.
874
00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:18,811
What's your song?
875
00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:24,116
♪ Sing it out... ♪
876
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:28,487
♪ Boy, you've got to see
what tomorrow brings. ♪
877
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:32,758
♪ Sing it out... ♪
878
00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:36,962
♪ Girl, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs. ♪
879
00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,500
♪ For every time ♪
880
00:36:41,568 --> 00:36:45,571
♪ that they want
to count you out... ♪
881
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:50,309
♪ And use your voice... ♪
882
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,479
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Every single time you... ♪
883
00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:56,482
♪ Open up your mouth. ♪
884
00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,884
♪ Sing it for the boys, ♪
885
00:36:58,952 --> 00:37:00,819
♪ sing it for the girls. ♪
886
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:04,990
♪ Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world. ♪
887
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:07,393
♪ Sing it from the heart, ♪
888
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,728
♪ sing it till you're nuts, ♪
889
00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:13,632
♪ sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts. ♪
890
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,734
♪ Sing it for the deaf, ♪
891
00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:18,070
♪ sing it for the blind, ♪
892
00:37:18,138 --> 00:37:22,641
♪ sing about everyone
that you left behind. ♪
893
00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:24,576
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
894
00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:27,479
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
895
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,719
♪ Cleaned up corporation progress, ♪
896
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:35,954
♪ dying in the process. ♪
897
00:37:36,022 --> 00:37:39,224
♪ Buy yourself the motivation,
generation nothing. ♪
898
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,027
♪ Nothing but a death scene, ♪
899
00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:44,496
♪ product of a white dream. ♪
900
00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:47,633
♪ I am not the singer
that you wanted ♪
901
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:51,036
♪ but a dancer,
I refuse to answer. ♪
902
00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,238
♪ Talk about the passer ♪
903
00:37:53,306 --> 00:37:56,341
♪ ruling for the ones
who want to get away. ♪
904
00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:58,510
♪ Keep running! ♪
905
00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:01,380
♪ Sing it for the boys, ♪
906
00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,582
♪ sing it for the girls. ♪
907
00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:07,920
♪ Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world. ♪
908
00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:10,055
♪ Sing it from the heart, ♪
909
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,124
♪ sing it till you're nuts, ♪
910
00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:16,528
♪ sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts. ♪
911
00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:19,031
♪ Sing it for the deaf, ♪
912
00:38:19,098 --> 00:38:20,866
♪ sing it for the blind, ♪
913
00:38:20,934 --> 00:38:25,103
♪ sing about everyone
that you left behind. ♪
914
00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:27,306
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
915
00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:30,175
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
916
00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:33,779
♪ We've got to see
what tomorrow brings... ♪
917
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:35,981
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
918
00:38:36,049 --> 00:38:37,549
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
919
00:38:37,617 --> 00:38:42,421
♪ Boy, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs... ♪
920
00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:44,823
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
921
00:38:44,891 --> 00:38:46,525
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
922
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:51,330
Yeah!
923
00:38:57,804 --> 00:38:59,204
Hey.
924
00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:01,799
Do you think I could borrow
one of your T-shirts
925
00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:03,809
to use as a smock tonight,
at Color Me Mine?
926
00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:05,777
Kind of have a thing for
wearing my boyfriend's shirts.
927
00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:08,247
We're not going
to Color Me Mine.
928
00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:10,215
And I'm not your boyfriend.
929
00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:13,485
Wait... Why?
930
00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:15,954
Because you can't
look me in the eye right now
931
00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:18,223
and tell me that you
didn't make out with Finn.
932
00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:23,595
I want to be with you, Sam.
933
00:39:25,198 --> 00:39:26,465
Forget it, okay?
934
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,000
No harm, no foul.
935
00:39:28,067 --> 00:39:29,768
Oel ngati kameie.
936
00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:32,471
Crap. Santana told me
to stop speaking Na'vi.
937
00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:35,240
Since when is Santana
telling you what to do?
938
00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:38,043
Since we started going out.
939
00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:48,387
When did that happen?
940
00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:50,589
All right, I hate to say it,
941
00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:52,524
but I think we all owe Sue
942
00:39:52,592 --> 00:39:54,293
a big thank-you.
She may hate us,
943
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,995
but she did give us
a kick-butt song for Regionals.
944
00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:58,864
Yeah, she did!
945
00:39:58,932 --> 00:40:00,432
- That's right.
- That's right.
946
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,602
Mr. Schuester, I think that our
admiration for Coach Sylvester
947
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:05,337
might just be
a little premature.
948
00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:06,638
While I love
My Chemical Romance
949
00:40:06,706 --> 00:40:08,106
and I think we all kicked butt
950
00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:09,541
on that number,
as our team leader
951
00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:12,244
and arbiter of all that is good,
I have to say that
952
00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:14,346
I don't think that that song
is good enough for Regionals.
953
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,114
The Warblers have
Kurt and Blaine
954
00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:17,516
as their, like, one-two punch,
955
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,585
and Aural Intensity
kicked our butt last year.
956
00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:22,054
We can't just do
any song to beat
957
00:40:22,121 --> 00:40:23,689
- either of those teams.
- You mean
958
00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:26,258
a number where you don't
get to sing the entire song.
959
00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:27,759
Guys, this
960
00:40:27,827 --> 00:40:29,761
- isn't about me.
- What do you suggest, Rachel?
961
00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:31,997
We need to need
to be bold and epic.
962
00:40:32,065 --> 00:40:33,198
We need to write
963
00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:34,566
our own original music
for Regionals.
964
00:40:34,634 --> 00:40:37,803
We need
an indisputable advantage.
965
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,671
Check out Dwarf Diane Warren.
966
00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:41,540
Look, we can't
967
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:43,208
lose Regionals again
this year, you guys.
968
00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:44,843
Okay? You have to trust me.
969
00:40:44,911 --> 00:40:47,045
I feel really,
really strongly about this.
970
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,747
Let's put it to a vote.
Okay, Rachel?
971
00:40:48,815 --> 00:40:51,149
All those in favor of
doing an original song.
972
00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:53,552
Chemical Romance?
973
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:02,794
Hey, there, buddy.
974
00:41:02,862 --> 00:41:04,496
Sue!
975
00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:07,265
You know, I have to be honest,
we missed you in here today.
976
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,368
Oddly, you're, uh,
kind of a fun addition.
977
00:41:09,435 --> 00:41:11,536
Oh, well, Charles Manson
would have been
978
00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:13,972
a fun addition to
your pack of losers.
979
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,375
Well, looks like you're
back to your old self.
980
00:41:16,442 --> 00:41:17,509
Ah, hardly.
981
00:41:17,577 --> 00:41:20,345
I'm on my way to becoming
someone much better.
982
00:41:20,413 --> 00:41:21,780
And you've inspired me, Will.
983
00:41:21,848 --> 00:41:24,316
You've made me realize
I have more to offer the world
984
00:41:24,384 --> 00:41:25,917
than coming up
with spectacular,
985
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,552
life-threatening
cheer-leading tumbles.
986
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,488
I got the music in me.
987
00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,390
Sue, that is great.
988
00:41:31,457 --> 00:41:34,226
I mean, with that attitude,
you are welcome in here anytime.
989
00:41:34,293 --> 00:41:37,562
Oh, I couldn't do that.
It'd be spying on the competition.
990
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,198
- What?
- No one told you?
991
00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:41,933
I got a part-time gig.
992
00:41:42,001 --> 00:41:44,836
Yeah, I'm the new coach
for Aural Intensity.
993
00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:46,304
That's impossible.
994
00:41:46,372 --> 00:41:47,539
Oh, nothing's impossible, Will,
995
00:41:47,607 --> 00:41:48,974
when you have
a positive attitude.
996
00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:50,142
You taught me that.
997
00:41:50,209 --> 00:41:51,910
Isn't it great?
998
00:41:51,978 --> 00:41:54,446
Geez, I got my mojo back,
999
00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:57,215
still get to dedicate my life
to destroying yours.
1000
00:41:59,419 --> 00:42:00,385
Life's good.
1001
00:42:02,155 --> 00:42:03,622
See you at Regionals.
1002
00:42:12,331 --> 00:42:14,332
You must be happy.
1003
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,801
Why is that?
1004
00:42:15,868 --> 00:42:17,102
Quinn is back on the market.
1005
00:42:17,170 --> 00:42:19,237
She'll be easy pickings
after what Sam did to her.
1006
00:42:19,305 --> 00:42:20,672
I don't want to
talk about Quinn.
1007
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,873
I want to talk about you.
1008
00:42:21,941 --> 00:42:23,275
You were right in there today
1009
00:42:23,342 --> 00:42:25,277
about that number not
being good enough to win.
1010
00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:26,945
We need to write our own songs.
1011
00:42:27,013 --> 00:42:29,147
Why didn't you say that
when I needed you?
1012
00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:30,382
It wouldn't have
made a difference.
1013
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,017
The only way to prove
it to those guys
1014
00:42:32,085 --> 00:42:34,586
is to write a great song
and shove it down their throats.
1015
00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:38,290
Well, do you think that you
and I should do it together?
1016
00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:40,659
No, I think you
should do it yourself.
1017
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,228
Let's face it, you're the real
trendsetter in there, and...
1018
00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:46,198
if someone was gonna write a song
to win Regionals, it would be you.
1019
00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,467
Do you really believe
in me that much?
1020
00:42:48,534 --> 00:42:49,968
More.
1021
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:56,908
You know...
1022
00:42:56,976 --> 00:42:59,811
I really like the Rachel
that I saw in there today.
1023
00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:03,448
Reminded me of the old you.
1024
00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:05,917
Focused and take no prisoners.
1025
00:43:08,988 --> 00:43:10,989
I think she might be
making a comeback.
1026
00:43:11,057 --> 00:43:19,931
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