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So, here's what you missed on Glee:
Puck's got a thing
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for Lauren Zizes,
but she's not really down with it.
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I don't think you're
ready for this jelly.
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Finn kissed Quinn,
who's supposed to be dating Sam,
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and Rachel kissed Finn too,
but he didn't feel the fireworks.
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- On the cheek?
- Can you believe that?
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Sue tried to shoot Brittany
out of a cannon to win Nationals,
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but the only thing she won
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was Katie Couric's
"Loser of the Year."
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I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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WILL:
I actually learned something
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in my Spanish class today.
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"Regresar."
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Who knows what that means?
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"To come back."
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That's right. I realized
the old Will Schuester was back.
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Glee Club's going to Regionals.
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We got all
of Sue's Cheerios! money.
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I'm past Terry. I'm over Emma.
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"To come back."
Now, if we're going
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- to put it in the past...
- Will?
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It's an emergency.
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EMMA: Becky Jackson opened
Sue's journal and found this.
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"Good-bye, cruel world"?
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She could be dead by now.
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It's weird. The door's open.
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Sue? Sue?
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No? All right.
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[Will grunting]
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Sue.
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[gasping]:
Oh, my Lord. Oh!
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Oh, Sue. Sue.
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Wake up, Sue. Sue! Wake up!
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I don't feel a pulse.
She doesn't have a pulse.
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Yeah, I do.
[Will and Emma gasping]
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I just stopped my own heart.
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That's my CIA training.
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These gummi vitamins
didn't work at all.
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I was told you take
enough Vitamin A,
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and my jaw is sore
from all that chewing.
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[annoyed sigh]
I have nothing to live for.
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That's not untrue.
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Emma, we didn't come here
to give her a pep talk.
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I'm sorry, Sue,
but you brought this on yourself.
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I am well aware
of my situation, Will.
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After my humiliating failure
to qualify for Nationals,
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there is nothing for
me or my Cheerios!
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to do for the rest of the year.
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Why don't you do what
other cheer squads do...
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Namely, cheer for the
teams at the school?
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Yeah, like that's going
to happen.
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Emma, let's go.
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Sue, you are nasty,
manipulative and petty.
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Will, you have
more grease in your hair
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than the guy behind WikiLeaks.
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Oh, I for one,
am not going to play backup
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at your little pity party.
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Take it easy, Sue.
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[bell ringing]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So I wanted to confirm our date
on Friday at Color Me Mine.
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Wait, you were serious
about that?
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It's painting coasters time.
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So, we good for Friday?
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Yeah. I think so.
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I mean, I don't think I
have anything else to do.
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Cool.
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SAM:
Things have been weird
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since Quinn got mono
a couple of weeks ago.
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Everyone keeps telling me
that she must have kissed Finn,
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but I believe it when she
told me what really happened.
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I didn't kiss Finn, Sam.
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I saved his life.
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[gagging]
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[screams]
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He's not breathing!
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[inhales]
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I totally almost
choked on a gumball once.
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[bell ringing]
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I know she's into me.
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I just get the feeling
that I'm losing her.
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I can't let that happen.
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Quinn's the best thing
that's happened to me
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since I got to this school.
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But how?
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Of course.
My dad always said
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there are two ways
to get a woman to love you:
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Take her hunting
and rock 'n' roll.
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I knew what I had to do.
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I mean, who's more rock
and roll than Justin Bieber?
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No one. That's who.
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The hair was step one.
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Step two was booking
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a couple of Bat Mitvah gigs
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to test out how my
new one man band would go over.
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[feedback squeals]
Hey.
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I'm the Justin Bieber Experience.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh... ♪
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♪ Like... ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby.... ♪
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♪ No... ♪
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♪ Like, baby, baby, baby... ♪
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♪ Oh... ♪
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[girls screaming]
♪ I thought you'd ♪
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♪ always be mine. ♪
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Heads up, Quinn Fabray,
you're about to be
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hit head on
with the full blond Bieber.
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RACHEL: Hey, Brittany.
We need to talk.
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Why are my leg
warmers on your arms?
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I got cold.
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But... No.
We had a deal, okay?
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As I explained,
I am in the midst
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of a career resurgence, okay?
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I am done with boys,
and I am concentrating fully
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on my career now.
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The only way to make
a complete comeback
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is to dominate
popular discussion,
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maybe launch a trend or two.
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I have you half of my allowance
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so you could take a
signature look of mine
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and make it popular.
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And we decided that
legwarmers were more likely
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to catch on
than reindeer sweaters.
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Yes, precisely,
but it won't work
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if you insist on wearing
them incorrectly.
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I didn't realize
that there were rules.
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Of course there are rules.
They're legwarmers.
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Well, can I wear them
that way tomorrow?
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I wore a tank top today
because I thought it was summer.
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No one ever taught me
how to read a calendar.
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Fine, fine.
And when people ask you
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who gave you the inspiration
for your new accessory,
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you're going to say,
"I'm just copying Rachel..."
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- I'm just copying Rachel Berry.
- Fantastic.
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[bell ringing]
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[Sue grunting]
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You know how I feel about hats.
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Just 'cause.
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None of you should be making
eye contact with me.
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Get out! Go!
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Get used to this abuse, Glee kids.
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I got nothing but time.
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Nothing but time.
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WILL:
I think she's dangerous.
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Idle hands
are the Devil's playthings.
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I mean,
Sue's got nothing to do now,
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which means it's only
a matter of time
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before she starts coming
after the Glee Club.
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Hey... Will, Esmé.
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So sorry for not being
sorry for interrupting.
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But would you mind
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if I borrowed one
of your rafters
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so I could hang myself?
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I did a test run
back in my office,
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and you know what?
There's asbestos up there,
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and that can kill a person.
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Sue? Sit.
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Now, I understand you're upset,
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but life is beautiful.
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Are you going to tell me
there hasn't been
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one moment since
your epic decline
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that you haven't felt yourself
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feel good about something?
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Well, yes, Will,
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as a matter of fact,
there was...
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There was one moment.
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I was driving to work
this morning in my LeCar,
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and Charlene's "I've Never
Been to Me" came on the radio.
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And when it got to the chorus,
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I just opened my mouth and
belted it out with her.
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And I have to say,
it felt really good.
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Sue should join the Glee Club.
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I'm sorry?
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No, I'd rather be dead.
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Yes. She should join...
I mean, you can't join,
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but she can sit in.
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Yes. Will.
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Look, Sue is in a really
bad place right now.
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And you're always talking about
the healing power of music.
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There are studies that show
it helps with depression,
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it elevates mood.
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I have a pamphlet.
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Uh... Emma, I don't think
this is a good idea at all.
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I agree with
Sponge-Hair Square-Chin.
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It's a stupid idea.
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No, no. The football team
did it for a spell,
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and that really
brought people together.
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Will, and this is
a great chance
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for you to keep
your eye on Sue.
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You know,
make sure the old gal's okay.
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Well, you know what, folks?
At this point,
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to alleviate
my crippling depression,
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I'd do anything.
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[chuckles]
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This cannot be happening.
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This seems like a terrible idea.
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Guys, it's not up
for discussion, okay?
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Now, it's no secret that Coach
Sylvester has taken her licks...
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I mean, just wanky.
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And I believe she could use
a little sympathy from us.
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Sympathy? From us? Uh-uh.
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Yeah, all she's ever done
is make our lives miserable.
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She got exactly
what she deserved.
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You're lucky I left my blowgun
at home, Airbags,
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'cause I got a clear shot
at your nonnies.
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WILL: Guys, Coach Sylvester
has had her recent setbacks,
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but she is a proven champion.
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Now, we could do worse
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than to have that kind of
a winning record in our midst.
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SUE: Let me break it
down for you.
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I am no longer a threat
to you people.
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All right? I'm just hoping that
your singing and dancing around
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will pull me out of
my doldrums and give me
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a reason to live.
Is that too much to ask?
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Guys, it's settled.
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Sue's going to be
with us for the week.
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Now... I received an envelope
in the mail today.
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[murmuring]
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We know that we're facing Kurt
and the Warblers at Regionals.
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Sweet Porcelain.
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And it looks like this year,
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we face Aural Intensity again.
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They cleaned our clock
last year.
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Seems like the governing board
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has assigned a theme
to this year's Regionals,
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and part of our score
will be based
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upon how well we interpret it.
This year's theme...
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"Anthem." Now,
who can tell us what an anthem is?
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The bottom of an ant's pants.
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So close. So close. No.
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An anthem is an epic song,
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filled with
a groundswell of emotion
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that somehow seems
bigger than itself.
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- Even bigger than the person performing it.
- Mr. Shue?
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Oh, hey, Sam, I didn't even
notice your new haircut.
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Yeah. I've been working
on a new image to go
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with my new one-man band,
The Justin Bieber Experience.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Dude. That haircut makes
your mouth look even bigger.
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Let her speak.
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Look, laugh all you want,
but that kid's an epic talent,
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and there's a number
I've been working on
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that I've been wanting
to show off.
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And I think it
qualifies as an anthem,
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because it's
just hugely emotional,
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and sums up our generation.
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All right.
Let's hear it, buddy.
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[Justin Bieber's "Baby" begins]
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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa... ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa, oh... ♪
255
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♪ Oh, whoa, whoa... ♪
256
00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:57,354
♪ You know you love me,
I know you care. ♪
257
00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:01,292
♪ Just shout whenever,
and I'll be there. ♪
258
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:05,596
♪ You want my love,
you want my heart. ♪
259
00:10:05,664 --> 00:10:06,797
♪ And we will never... ♪
260
00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:08,566
This is actually
a really good song.
261
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♪ Ever, ever be apart. ♪
262
00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:11,502
♪ Are we an item? ♪
263
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♪ Girl, quit playing. ♪
264
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,072
♪ We're just friends? ♪
265
00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,941
♪ What are you saying? ♪
266
00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:20,711
♪ Say there's another,
and look right in my eyes. ♪
267
00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:23,881
♪ My first love broke my heart
for the first time. ♪
268
00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:25,115
♪ And I was like... ♪
269
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,585
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪
270
00:10:27,652 --> 00:10:31,655
♪ Oh, like, baby,
baby, baby, no... ♪
271
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:35,059
♪ Like baby, baby, baby... ♪
272
00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:38,495
♪ Oh, I thought you'd
always be mine. ♪
273
00:10:38,563 --> 00:10:41,565
♪ Oh, for you, I would have ♪
274
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♪ done whatever... ♪
[whoops]
275
00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:46,737
♪ And I just can't believe
we ain't together. ♪
276
00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,472
♪ And I wanna play it cool, ♪
277
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,307
♪ but I'm losing you. ♪
278
00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,276
♪ I'll buy you anything. ♪
279
00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,011
♪ I'll buy you any ring. ♪
280
00:10:54,079 --> 00:10:55,980
♪ And I'm in pieces. ♪
281
00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,748
♪ Baby, fix me. ♪
282
00:10:57,816 --> 00:11:01,452
♪ And just shake me till you
wake me from this bad dream. ♪
283
00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:04,922
♪ I'm going down,
down, down, down... ♪
284
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,991
♪ And I just cant believe ♪
285
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:09,093
♪ my first love
won't be around. ♪
286
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,929
♪ And I'm like,
baby, baby, baby... ♪
287
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:15,866
♪ Oh, like, baby, baby, baby... ♪
288
00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:20,537
♪ No, like, baby,
baby, baby, oh... ♪
289
00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:23,273
♪ I thought you'd
always be mine. ♪
290
00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:26,043
♪ I'm gone. ♪
291
00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:29,446
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
292
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,082
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
293
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,953
♪ Now I'm all gone... ♪
294
00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:40,858
♪ I'm gone. ♪
295
00:11:40,925 --> 00:11:43,794
[whooping, applause]
Yeah! All right!
296
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,863
The Biebster!
297
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,965
I got to get that girl
on my Cheerios!
298
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,634
[bell rings]
We want in.
299
00:11:53,702 --> 00:11:55,703
In what?
300
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,004
The Justin Bieber Experience.
301
00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:58,305
We want in the band.
302
00:11:58,373 --> 00:11:59,840
But it's a one-man band.
303
00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:00,908
So expand.
304
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:02,443
I don't get it, you guys were
305
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,044
totally making fun of me
for singing Bieber.
306
00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:05,779
That's because we underestimated
the power of the Biebes.
307
00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:08,148
He's clearly like a mini-god.
308
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:09,683
Look how you made
all those chicks melt
309
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:10,851
in Glee Club.
Now think about
310
00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,119
the power of four Biebers.
311
00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:13,320
We'd be unstoppable.
312
00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:15,189
All of our relationships
are in the standard
313
00:12:15,257 --> 00:12:16,156
post-Valentine's Day lull.
314
00:12:17,726 --> 00:12:19,493
Are you playing Angry Birds?
315
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:20,694
Sorry.
316
00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,496
Want me to show you my abs?
317
00:12:22,564 --> 00:12:23,731
If you want to.
318
00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,270
Here's what happens
to the female chemistry.
319
00:12:29,337 --> 00:12:31,138
They get a huge shot
of endorphins
320
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,840
on Valentine's Day,
and everything is heightened
321
00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:34,375
and so romantic...
The problem is,
322
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:36,977
days later, when they come down
from their See's Candy high,
323
00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:38,512
they crash,
and everything else,
324
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,014
by comparison, is humdrum.
325
00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:41,849
We need the sugary sweet jolt
of the Biebes
326
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,250
to get us some action again.
327
00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:44,818
Why do you want in, Puckerman?
328
00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:46,787
I'm at the end
of my Lauren Zizes rope.
329
00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:48,689
I'll try anything to get
into those enormous pants.
330
00:12:48,757 --> 00:12:50,624
Uh, what's going on?
331
00:12:50,692 --> 00:12:51,692
ARTIE:
We're joining
332
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,227
The Justin Bieber Experience,
333
00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:55,129
if Sam's cool with it.
334
00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:56,497
And if not,
we're starting our own band.
335
00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:58,032
Bieber Fever.
336
00:12:58,099 --> 00:13:02,069
Wait, you guys do realize that
Justin Bieber sucks, right?
337
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,171
Quinn seemed to be pretty into him
when I was singing in Glee Club.
338
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,673
Right, well,
I'm gonna spend my time
339
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,408
working on songs that aren't
geared toward twelve-year-olds.
340
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,809
Good.
And then you won't
341
00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:10,477
have time to pick up any
other guys' girlfriends.
342
00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:11,879
Hey... Back off, man.
343
00:13:11,946 --> 00:13:13,347
I didn't kiss your girlfriend.
344
00:13:13,415 --> 00:13:15,282
She saved my life.
345
00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:17,951
MIKE:
So, what do you say?
346
00:13:18,019 --> 00:13:20,287
Are we in?
347
00:13:20,355 --> 00:13:22,356
Fine. But we need
to figure out
348
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:23,757
something to do
with Puckerman's hair.
349
00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:25,659
[bell rings]
350
00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:27,628
[indistinct chatter]
351
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,333
Oh, no.
352
00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:38,672
No way.
353
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,741
You're a genius...
They have changed my life.
354
00:13:40,809 --> 00:13:43,143
I didn't know my arms
could be so toasty.
355
00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:44,578
You're a hero...
You should win
356
00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:45,779
some kind of award.
357
00:13:45,847 --> 00:13:47,948
[whispers]:
What are you doing?
358
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:50,184
I'm so sorry, Rachel,
it just sort of caught on.
359
00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:52,286
I see that, okay?
That is not what we agreed upon!
360
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,654
I want my allowance
back right now!
361
00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:54,655
It's already gone.
362
00:13:54,723 --> 00:13:55,923
My uncle lost his job,
363
00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,691
and his goat was
going hungry, so...
364
00:13:57,759 --> 00:13:59,360
I spent it on food
for the goat.
365
00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:01,595
I mean, sort of.
The goat just ate the money.
366
00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:04,565
Okay, the... The only way
to proceed is for you to come
367
00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,967
to school dressed
exactly like me.
368
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,570
What is that look called?
369
00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:10,838
Sexy schoolgirl librarian chic.
370
00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,473
All right, you'd better
get a move on, okay?
371
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,075
Kids 'R' Us closes at 6:00 p.m. sharp.
Go, Brittany.
372
00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:22,249
SUE: Dear Journal,
my lust for life is renewed.
373
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:26,420
I have found myself dropped
behind enemy lines,
374
00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:28,989
poised to destroy
the Glee Club from within.
375
00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:31,191
Schuester and his
guidance counselor Ginger
376
00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:34,828
fell for my pity party hook,
line and sinker,
377
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,698
and now I'm in
and ready to sink them,
378
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,199
once and for all.
379
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,201
Thus begins my plan.
380
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:44,438
I will pit these Glee Clubbers
against one another,
381
00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:49,510
rupturing the group internally,
until it explodes like a ripe zit!
382
00:14:49,577 --> 00:14:50,944
[knocking on door]
383
00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,146
You wanted to see me?
384
00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,448
Yes. Mercedes, have a seat.
385
00:14:56,184 --> 00:14:59,853
So, I've decided I'm going
to sing a song in Glee Club,
386
00:14:59,921 --> 00:15:01,488
and I need your advice.
387
00:15:01,556 --> 00:15:04,024
Now, as you may know,
I have a background in music.
388
00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:07,027
For a brief period, I was a
tambourine player for Wilson-Phillips.
389
00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:08,595
What I need to learn from you
390
00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:10,964
is how to be a diva.
391
00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:13,934
Oh. Well, you've definitely
come to the right girl.
392
00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,003
I mean, being a diva
is all about attitude,
393
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,805
something I know
you're not short on.
394
00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:20,274
It's all about sassy fingers
and shaking that weave
395
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:23,677
and generally, taking
no nonsense from nobody.
396
00:15:23,745 --> 00:15:24,711
Dig it, sister.
397
00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:25,946
Well, I have to say
398
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:28,182
I'm flattered and shocked
that you came to me.
399
00:15:28,249 --> 00:15:30,617
Oh, come, now, "Ra-chelle,"
it doesn't humble me too much
400
00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:32,619
to say I simply
need your tutelage.
401
00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:35,656
Well, I'll say this...
Being a diva is all about emotion.
402
00:15:35,723 --> 00:15:37,558
In fact, you feel
so much emotion
403
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,259
that it cannot be
physically contained.
404
00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:40,961
Sometimes you have
to close your eyes
405
00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,896
and turn your head and push,
406
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:45,466
push your feelings away...
They're that big!
407
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:48,235
Wow.
408
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:51,104
Well, that Mercedes
is wrong about you.
409
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,273
What... What did she say?
410
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,476
Oh, I don't remember the specifics,
just something about
411
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:57,711
you're not as talented
as you think you are
412
00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,313
and all your ideas
are horrible.
413
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,849
I don't know,
something like that.
414
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,317
She said what?
415
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:04,651
Yep. Quote:
416
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,353
"Not that talented."
417
00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:11,058
- There you are.
- I heard what you said about me.
418
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,559
RACHEL:
I heard what you said about me.
419
00:16:12,627 --> 00:16:13,894
Just when I thought
we were friends.
420
00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:15,596
I guess that will just
never happen, will it?
421
00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:16,864
I guess not.
422
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,699
You know, there's only
one "I" in "diva," Rachel,
423
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:20,634
and that "I" is me.
424
00:16:20,702 --> 00:16:22,736
Guess we're just gonna have to
settle this the old-fashioned way.
425
00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:24,004
Diva-off.
426
00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:25,873
- Tomorrow, Glee Club.
- Why not right now?
427
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,574
'Cause I have to go
get my cross-trainers.
428
00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:29,042
Want to know why?
429
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,178
I'm gonna be doing some runs.
430
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,199
So... Friday night,
431
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,802
I figured we'd check out
the Sullivan Rink.
432
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,204
They have ice rink bumper cars.
433
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:48,341
I told you, I haven't decided
what I'm doing yet.
434
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,917
Sweet Jesus, who bought
tickets to crazy town?
435
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,995
WILL:
All right, looks like
436
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,197
the guys here are ready
to give us their anthem.
437
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,332
Everybody, we are
the new and improved
438
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,134
The Justin Bieber Experience,
439
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,470
and we think
this song is an anthem
440
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,572
because everything
Bieber does is epic.
441
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,573
Truth.
442
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:23,576
Anyway, this song,
like all the songs I sing,
443
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,877
is for my girlfriend Quinn.
444
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,880
Hit it.
445
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,816
[Justin Bieber's
"Somebody to Love" begins]
446
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,386
♪ Gotta keep it,
feels so right... ♪
447
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,821
♪ Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta keep it close. ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
448
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,990
♪ Feels so right... ♪
449
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,294
♪ Oh, for you
I'd write a symphony. ♪
450
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,663
♪ I'd tell the violin ♪
451
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,932
♪ it's time to sink or swim. ♪
452
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,034
♪ Watch them play for you. ♪
453
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,469
♪ For you I'd be running... ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa... ♪
454
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,637
♪ A thousand miles ♪
455
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,739
♪ just get to where you are. ♪
456
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,908
♪ Step to the beat of my heart. ♪
457
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:58,311
♪ I don't need a whole lot
but for you, ♪
458
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,279
♪ I admit I'd rather give you ♪
459
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,415
♪ the world
or we can share mine. ♪
460
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,050
♪ I know I won't ♪
461
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,619
♪ be the first one giving you
all this attention. ♪
462
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:12,458
♪ Baby, listen... ♪
♪ I just need somebody to love... ♪
463
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,928
♪ I don't need too much,
just somebody to love. ♪
464
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:19,665
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
465
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,400
♪ I don't need nothing else. ♪
466
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,868
♪ I promise, girl, I swear. ♪
467
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,704
♪ I just need somebody to love. ♪
468
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,339
♪ I need somebody... ♪
469
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,374
♪ I need somebody... ♪
470
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,142
♪ I need somebody... ♪
471
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,278
♪ I need somebody... ♪
472
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:33,913
♪ To love... ♪
♪ Every day, ♪
473
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:36,282
♪ I'll bring the sun around. ♪
474
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:39,585
♪ I'll sweep away the clouds,
smile for me. ♪
475
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:40,786
♪ I would take ♪
476
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,855
♪ every second,
every single time, ♪
477
00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:44,757
♪ spend it like my last dime. ♪
478
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:47,360
♪ Step to the beat of my heart. ♪
479
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,829
♪ I don't need a whole lot
but for you, ♪
480
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,030
♪ I admit I'd ♪
481
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,732
♪ rather give you the world ♪
482
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,166
♪ or let you share mine. ♪
483
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,502
♪ I know I won't be
the first one ♪
484
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,937
♪ giving you
all this attention. ♪
485
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,872
♪ And, baby, listen... ♪
486
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,575
♪ I just need
somebody to love... ♪
487
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,244
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no... ♪
488
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:10,282
♪ I don't need too much,
just somebody to love... ♪
489
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,585
♪ Oh, I don't need nothing else. ♪
490
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,353
♪ I promise, girl, I swear. ♪
491
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:18,958
♪ I just need somebody to love... ♪
492
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:20,393
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
493
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,662
♪ Somebody to love... ♪
494
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,366
♪ I need somebody,
I need somebody... ♪
495
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,635
♪ I need somebody... ♪
♪ I swear... ♪
496
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,670
♪ I just need
somebody to love. ♪
497
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,240
[girls cheering, whooping]
498
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,810
Justin Bieber!
499
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:39,278
[indistinct chatter]
500
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,579
I need a towel.
501
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,681
Hey!
502
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,153
I... I actually
can't do Friday.
503
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,125
Hey, Lauren.
504
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,428
So, uh, what'd you think?
505
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,764
Honestly, although
my love would crush him,
506
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,567
I'm totally turned on
by the Biebster.
507
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,537
That is, until I remember
that he looks like he's twelve.
508
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,072
Then it's sort of creepy.
509
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,574
So if I were gonna give
you a grade: C-plus.
510
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,343
Listen, Zises,
511
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,212
I'm dying here.
You got me
512
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,247
every which way, and we both
know I'm not the brightest.
513
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,617
So, please!... What do I
have to do to get with you?
514
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,719
I may have
a proposition for you.
515
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,954
I'll keep you posted.
516
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,830
Color Me Mine?
517
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,500
I'll color you yours any day.
518
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,378
Mm, Sammy Evans!
519
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,948
You are Biebalicious.
520
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,484
How are things going
with you and Quinn?
521
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,384
Fine.
522
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,186
No, they're not.
523
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,056
You and I should,
uh, talk soon.
524
00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:06,441
- Sam's an artist, Finn.
- An artist?
525
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:09,210
I guess that's why he's
taking you to Color Me Mine.
526
00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:10,945
I told you I needed time
to figure out
527
00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:12,914
what I was gonna do
with Sam, and I did.
528
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,550
- I choose him.
- Because of The Justin Bieber Experience?
529
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:17,685
Look, I thought it was
gonna be stupid, too,
530
00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:20,088
but he was so... shameless.
531
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,790
He just got up there
and owned it.
532
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,292
It was sexy.
533
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,161
I'm sorry, Finn.
534
00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:28,963
But like I said,
Sam's an artist,
535
00:21:29,031 --> 00:21:32,033
and at the end of the day...
536
00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:34,836
[whispers]:
It really turns me on.
537
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:41,676
[grunting]
538
00:21:45,381 --> 00:21:47,015
[grunting]
539
00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:52,854
[whistle blows]
540
00:21:58,594 --> 00:22:01,796
Do dudes ever get erections
when they wrestle with you?
541
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,098
Shut it, Puckerman...
We're here to talk business.
542
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,433
Sorry.
543
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,570
Okay, I want to do
a number for Glee Club.
544
00:22:08,637 --> 00:22:10,805
It's stage one
of my master plan.
545
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,241
Shibby. So what, you want me
to back you up on my ax?
546
00:22:13,309 --> 00:22:16,311
Yeah, but I also
need some advice.
547
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,581
I'm a little bit nervous about
singing in front of a crowd.
548
00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:22,317
Up until now, I've only really
sung in the steam shower.
549
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,252
Hot. But ridiculous.
550
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,688
I mean, you're the most
confident chick I know.
551
00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:28,456
Yeah, I know
I'm hot melted butter,
552
00:22:28,524 --> 00:22:30,625
but singing's different,
and I want to be great.
553
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,727
Or at least as good as Barry.
554
00:22:32,795 --> 00:22:34,262
I get nervous
before I sing, too.
555
00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:35,630
But I always overcome.
556
00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:37,432
You want to know my secret?
557
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:39,067
Yeah.
558
00:22:39,134 --> 00:22:40,368
Oldest trick in the book.
559
00:22:40,436 --> 00:22:41,536
Just picture the audience
in their underwear.
560
00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,670
Even the dudes?
561
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:43,905
It's not about sex.
562
00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:45,673
It's just about
seeing the audience
563
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:46,774
as more vulnerable than you.
564
00:22:46,842 --> 00:22:48,476
Trust me.
It works every time.
565
00:22:48,544 --> 00:22:49,644
Can I touch your knockers now?
566
00:22:49,712 --> 00:22:51,112
Only if you want
to lose a hand.
567
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,414
But you're on your way.
568
00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:57,285
[bell ringing]
569
00:22:58,821 --> 00:23:01,623
Remember, I want this
diva-off to be a bloodbath.
570
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:04,525
Oh, trust.
It's about to go down.
571
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:05,994
- You look amazing.
- I really do.
572
00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:07,428
This look has to go viral.
573
00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:09,163
Is there any way you can cut
class for the rest of the day,
574
00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:10,565
just so that you could
walk down the halls?
575
00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:12,133
Totally. Most teachers
think by cutting class,
576
00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:13,134
I might improve my grades.
577
00:23:13,202 --> 00:23:14,269
Great.
578
00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:16,170
TINA: Why are you
dressed like that?
579
00:23:16,238 --> 00:23:17,939
I thought you weren't
into the Biebster.
580
00:23:18,007 --> 00:23:19,674
Well, I wasn't, but
then somebody told me
581
00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:21,576
that Justin Bieber's, like,
the king of YouTube
582
00:23:21,644 --> 00:23:23,177
with over a billion views.
583
00:23:23,245 --> 00:23:25,446
An anthem is supposed to
appeal to the masses, right?
584
00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:27,282
So before I pick my anthem,
585
00:23:27,349 --> 00:23:29,517
I was working
on my anthem look.
586
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,791
Okay, guys and gals!
And Sue.
587
00:23:36,859 --> 00:23:38,526
It's the moment we've
all been waiting for.
588
00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:40,128
Our next diva-off.
589
00:23:40,195 --> 00:23:43,031
So here they are,
sure to give us a fantastic anthem,
590
00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:44,565
Mercedes and Rachel.
591
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,600
Let's give it up!
592
00:23:45,668 --> 00:23:47,068
[scattered cheers, applause]
593
00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:49,804
Uh, after much argument,
I finally convinced Mercedes
594
00:23:49,872 --> 00:23:51,472
that in order to do
a proper diva-off,
595
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:53,541
it has to come from
the Broadway catalog.
596
00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:54,942
Which I think is safe to say
597
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,678
that that gives me
a home field advantage, so...
598
00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,845
Oh, well you're about
to get beat on your own turf.
599
00:23:57,913 --> 00:23:59,247
Hit it.
600
00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:02,417
["Take Me or Leave Me"
from Rent begins]
601
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,985
♪ Yeah... ♪
602
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:06,387
♪ Yeah... ♪
603
00:24:06,455 --> 00:24:08,956
♪ Ooh... ♪
604
00:24:09,024 --> 00:24:12,427
♪ Every single day,
I walk down the street. ♪
605
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,228
♪ I hear people say ♪
606
00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:16,564
♪ "Baby's so sweet." ♪
607
00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:20,301
♪ Ever since puberty,
everybody stares at me. ♪
608
00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:24,072
♪ Boys, girls,
I can't can't help it, baby. ♪
609
00:24:24,139 --> 00:24:27,408
♪ So be kind and don't
lose your mind. ♪
610
00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:29,143
♪ Just remember ♪
611
00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:33,047
♪ that I'm your baby. ♪
612
00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:36,684
♪ Take me for what I am, ♪
613
00:24:36,752 --> 00:24:40,955
♪ who I was meant to be... ♪
614
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:45,360
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
615
00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:47,595
BOTH:
♪ Take me, baby, ♪
616
00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:50,798
♪ or leave me. ♪
617
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:55,203
♪ Take me, baby, or leave me. ♪
618
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:59,574
♪ A tiger in a cage
can never see the sun. ♪
619
00:24:59,641 --> 00:25:02,176
♪ This diva
needs her stage, baby. ♪
620
00:25:02,244 --> 00:25:03,311
♪ Let's have fun. ♪
621
00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:05,580
♪ You are the one I choose. ♪
622
00:25:05,647 --> 00:25:08,015
♪ Folks would kill
to fill your shoes. ♪
623
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:09,717
♪ You'll love the limelight, too. ♪
624
00:25:09,785 --> 00:25:11,552
♪ Now, baby... ♪
625
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:15,123
♪ So be mine,
and don't waste my time ♪
626
00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:20,395
♪ crying, "Oh, honey bear,
are you still my... my... my baby? ♪
627
00:25:20,462 --> 00:25:23,798
♪ Take me for what I am... ♪
628
00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:28,002
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
629
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:32,607
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
630
00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:35,910
♪ Take me, baby, or leave me. ♪
631
00:25:35,978 --> 00:25:40,715
♪ No way can I be what I'm not. ♪
632
00:25:40,783 --> 00:25:44,652
♪ But, hey,
don't you want your girl hot? ♪
633
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,556
♪ Don't fight,
don't lose your head. ♪
634
00:25:48,624 --> 00:25:49,957
♪ 'Cause every night ♪
635
00:25:50,025 --> 00:25:54,495
♪ who's in your bed? ♪
636
00:25:54,563 --> 00:25:58,833
♪ Take me for what I am... ♪
637
00:25:58,901 --> 00:26:03,304
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
♪ Who I was meant to be... ♪
638
00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:06,274
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
♪ And if you give a damn... ♪
639
00:26:06,341 --> 00:26:09,076
♪ You better take me, baby... ♪
640
00:26:09,144 --> 00:26:11,179
♪ Oh, take me, baby... ♪
♪ Or leave me. ♪
641
00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:13,581
♪ Or leave me. ♪
642
00:26:13,649 --> 00:26:19,887
[harmonizing]:
♪ Take me, baby, ♪
643
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:25,660
♪ or leave me. ♪
644
00:26:25,727 --> 00:26:27,361
♪ Yes, I'm leaving. ♪
645
00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:29,764
♪ I'm gone. ♪
646
00:26:29,832 --> 00:26:32,200
[song ends]
647
00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:33,501
[cheers and laughter]
648
00:26:33,569 --> 00:26:36,604
Oh, my God.
That was so great!
649
00:26:36,672 --> 00:26:39,307
- No, her. What about her?
- Me? No, her.
650
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:40,308
You guys, that was awesome!
651
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,542
Hey, where's the hate?
652
00:26:43,078 --> 00:26:44,479
Not the point
of Glee Club, Sue.
653
00:26:44,546 --> 00:26:45,713
[bell ringing]
654
00:26:48,851 --> 00:26:51,586
I understand you
wish to see me.
655
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,087
Yeah, Sue, I did.
656
00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:55,423
I saw how you were
in class today.
657
00:26:55,491 --> 00:26:57,058
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
658
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,092
I want to take you somewhere.
659
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,694
No. No. No way.
660
00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:01,696
I don't care how depressed I am,
I will not date a curly.
661
00:27:01,763 --> 00:27:04,232
Not on a date, Sue.
662
00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:05,600
Still probably not going to go.
663
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,335
You're interested in
making your comeback, right?
664
00:27:07,402 --> 00:27:10,438
Well, I think it's important
that you see something.
665
00:27:15,779 --> 00:27:17,213
Hate 'em.
Hate hospitals, William.
666
00:27:17,281 --> 00:27:18,948
That's why I keep voting
for those death panels.
667
00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:20,183
Sue, I know you.
668
00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:21,651
You crack jokes whenever
you get uncomfortable.
669
00:27:21,719 --> 00:27:23,386
Not really joking, William.
670
00:27:23,454 --> 00:27:25,855
And you have a penchant for
sappy scenarios set to music,
671
00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,590
so I demand to know
where we're going.
672
00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:29,425
We're going to the
pediatric cancer ward.
673
00:27:29,493 --> 00:27:31,227
No, no, no... Once a month,
I come down here,
674
00:27:31,295 --> 00:27:32,595
and I sing songs
with some of the kids
675
00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:33,696
getting long-term care.
676
00:27:33,764 --> 00:27:36,499
- Yep. No.
- No. Sue.
677
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,734
Uh, William...
678
00:27:37,801 --> 00:27:39,335
I know what you're getting at.
679
00:27:39,403 --> 00:27:40,770
I have been selfish.
680
00:27:40,838 --> 00:27:42,672
Yes, I was ridiculed
on the national stage,
681
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,173
but you're right,
that's nothing
682
00:27:44,241 --> 00:27:46,276
when you compare it to what
many people have to deal with
683
00:27:46,343 --> 00:27:48,911
and come back from.
I should be grateful.
684
00:27:48,979 --> 00:27:51,180
Well, congratulations,
I've learned my lesson.
685
00:27:51,248 --> 00:27:52,148
Then let's celebrate.
686
00:27:52,216 --> 00:27:54,050
Let's sing with some kids.
687
00:27:54,118 --> 00:27:55,385
Look... You're right.
688
00:27:55,452 --> 00:27:56,986
You know, sometimes,
Glee Club is a little silly.
689
00:27:57,054 --> 00:28:00,189
But we push through the weird
to get to the real stuff.
690
00:28:00,257 --> 00:28:02,592
I mean, music can get
at a part of us
691
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,227
that... That's hard to open up to.
692
00:28:04,295 --> 00:28:06,095
But please...
693
00:28:06,163 --> 00:28:08,264
Go there with me.
694
00:28:08,332 --> 00:28:10,667
I think it'll be
good for you, Sue.
695
00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:13,636
No outfits, no jazz hands.
696
00:28:13,704 --> 00:28:17,073
Just... music.
697
00:28:17,141 --> 00:28:18,841
Fine.
698
00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:21,711
And William, I don't care
how adorable those kids are,
699
00:28:21,779 --> 00:28:24,314
if I hear one song from that
classic rock outfit Journey,
700
00:28:24,381 --> 00:28:26,215
I will start pulling catheters.
701
00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:27,884
Come on.
702
00:28:32,956 --> 00:28:33,990
Bailey?
703
00:28:34,058 --> 00:28:35,858
Hi, guys!
704
00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:37,894
ALL:
Hi, Will.
705
00:28:37,961 --> 00:28:38,895
Oh, hey. My man.
706
00:28:38,962 --> 00:28:40,496
Hi.
707
00:28:40,564 --> 00:28:42,899
Oh, my God,
you're Sue Sylvester.
708
00:28:42,966 --> 00:28:43,833
I just saw you on TV.
709
00:28:43,901 --> 00:28:45,134
- Oh.
- Hey, guys.
710
00:28:45,202 --> 00:28:46,369
This lady was interviewed
by Katie Couric.
711
00:28:46,437 --> 00:28:48,571
Holy sweet baby Jesus.
712
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,440
What do you say, guys?
You ready
713
00:28:50,507 --> 00:28:52,575
- to make some music?
- ALL: Yeah!
714
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,910
WILL:
Let's do this thing.
715
00:28:53,977 --> 00:28:55,878
Brought my special
little guy with me.
716
00:28:55,946 --> 00:28:59,749
[all cheering]
Yeah! All right!
717
00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:01,818
[ukulele playing]
718
00:29:01,885 --> 00:29:04,020
All right, and that's
all there is to it.
719
00:29:04,088 --> 00:29:05,922
So, does everyone
know their parts?
720
00:29:05,989 --> 00:29:07,857
- ALL: Yes.
- Okay. Sue?
721
00:29:07,925 --> 00:29:09,292
My kids are going
to mop the floor with your kids.
722
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,259
Not a chance.
723
00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:11,327
All right,
724
00:29:11,395 --> 00:29:12,362
I'm going to sing
the first two.
725
00:29:12,429 --> 00:29:13,996
And then you guys come in
726
00:29:14,064 --> 00:29:15,198
and join me,
just like we practiced.
727
00:29:15,265 --> 00:29:16,399
- All right?
- Okay.
728
00:29:16,467 --> 00:29:18,434
[playing
"This Little Light of Mine"]
729
00:29:18,502 --> 00:29:21,537
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
730
00:29:21,605 --> 00:29:23,773
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
731
00:29:23,841 --> 00:29:27,410
[kids join in]:
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
732
00:29:27,478 --> 00:29:29,946
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
733
00:29:30,013 --> 00:29:32,181
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
734
00:29:32,249 --> 00:29:34,751
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
735
00:29:34,818 --> 00:29:39,789
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
736
00:29:39,857 --> 00:29:41,257
Hide it under a bushel.
737
00:29:41,325 --> 00:29:42,825
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
738
00:29:42,893 --> 00:29:45,928
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
739
00:29:45,996 --> 00:29:48,264
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
740
00:29:48,332 --> 00:29:51,234
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
741
00:29:51,301 --> 00:29:53,736
♪ Hide it under a bushel? ♪
742
00:29:53,804 --> 00:29:56,272
♪ No! I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
743
00:29:56,340 --> 00:30:00,410
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
744
00:30:02,546 --> 00:30:04,547
KIDS and SUE:
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
745
00:30:04,615 --> 00:30:07,917
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
746
00:30:07,985 --> 00:30:10,186
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
747
00:30:10,254 --> 00:30:13,222
♪ I'm gonna let it shine. ♪
748
00:30:13,290 --> 00:30:15,691
♪ This little light of mine, ♪
749
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:18,494
♪ I'm gonna let it shine, ♪
750
00:30:18,562 --> 00:30:22,732
♪ Let it shine,
let it shine, let it shine. ♪
751
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,100
[song ends]
752
00:30:24,168 --> 00:30:25,468
[laughs]
753
00:30:25,536 --> 00:30:27,670
Give yourselves a hand.
754
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,405
All right.
755
00:30:29,473 --> 00:30:30,373
Good job.
756
00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:32,241
I'll never forgive you for this.
757
00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:33,876
Deal.
758
00:30:33,944 --> 00:30:36,012
[bell ringing]
759
00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:37,647
SANTANA: Look, Q, I know that
we've had our differences,
760
00:30:37,714 --> 00:30:40,116
but I can't lie...
That outfit is amazing on you.
761
00:30:40,184 --> 00:30:41,451
It looks good on everyone.
762
00:30:41,518 --> 00:30:42,819
Penny loafers and tights?
763
00:30:42,886 --> 00:30:44,320
- Genius.
- Outrageous.
764
00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:46,322
I mean, my carousel-horse
sweater should make me look
765
00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:47,557
like an institutionalized
toddler,
766
00:30:47,624 --> 00:30:49,892
but no, I look hot and smart.
767
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,661
I feel like Michelle Obama.
768
00:30:51,728 --> 00:30:53,463
Oh, my God.
You guys look amazing.
769
00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:54,630
Seriously.
770
00:30:54,698 --> 00:30:55,598
She's a genius and an icon.
771
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:56,799
Who is?
772
00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:59,068
Brittany.
Who did you think?
773
00:30:59,136 --> 00:31:00,503
Who knew that taking off
774
00:31:00,571 --> 00:31:01,704
that Cheerios! uniform
would turn her
775
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,105
into a fashion institution?
776
00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:06,843
- ls this a joke?
- No. That sweater is.
777
00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:08,177
Who wears a reindeer sweater?
778
00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:10,680
Uh, all three of you.
779
00:31:10,747 --> 00:31:12,715
No, this is a carousel horse.
780
00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,217
If you want
to know what to wear,
781
00:31:14,284 --> 00:31:15,518
just look to Brittany.
782
00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:17,854
Look, she took
the look from me, okay?
783
00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:19,555
I paid her.
784
00:31:19,623 --> 00:31:21,290
You're a terrible liar, Rachel.
785
00:31:21,358 --> 00:31:24,527
I can't believe you would take
this away from poor Brittany.
786
00:31:24,595 --> 00:31:26,295
It's sad.
You're just sad.
787
00:31:30,601 --> 00:31:32,134
Hey!
788
00:31:32,202 --> 00:31:34,003
I need to talk to you.
I want my money back.
789
00:31:34,071 --> 00:31:35,972
Well, I used it to
pay a publicist.
790
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:37,874
- What?
- Jacob Ben Israel
791
00:31:37,941 --> 00:31:40,309
posted a photo and this web site
called "The Sartorialist"
792
00:31:40,377 --> 00:31:42,445
named me the trendiest
girl in America.
793
00:31:42,513 --> 00:31:45,181
Brittany, I'm trying
to stage a comeback here.
794
00:31:45,249 --> 00:31:47,783
Okay, but what exactly are
you coming back from?
795
00:31:47,851 --> 00:31:49,385
- I...
- Listen, Rachel.
796
00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:50,820
I'm gonna give you some
tough love right now.
797
00:31:50,888 --> 00:31:52,421
You're not a trendsetter.
798
00:31:52,489 --> 00:31:54,557
When people look at you,
they don't see what you're wearing,
799
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,392
they see a cat getting
its temperature taken,
800
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,394
and then they hear
it screaming.
801
00:31:58,462 --> 00:32:00,563
I'm really sorry,
but I have to go.
802
00:32:00,631 --> 00:32:01,797
I have an interview
with Teen Vogue.
803
00:32:06,703 --> 00:32:08,170
[bell ringing]
804
00:32:08,238 --> 00:32:10,172
All right! Let's get
right down to it.
805
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,943
Starting us off and making
her New Directions! solo debut,
806
00:32:14,011 --> 00:32:15,945
Miss Lauren Zizes.
807
00:32:16,013 --> 00:32:17,780
Uh, so what are you going
to sing for us, Lauren?
808
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,715
Here's how I see it.
809
00:32:19,783 --> 00:32:21,651
I know I'm the hottest bitch
in this joint.
810
00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:23,920
If I was a country,
my flag would be a big fist
811
00:32:23,987 --> 00:32:25,721
giving the rest
of the world a finger,
812
00:32:25,789 --> 00:32:27,590
and this would be
my national anthem.
813
00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:28,658
WILL:
Okay.
814
00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:30,760
Puckerman, grab your guitar.
815
00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:33,462
Tina, Brittany, ready?
Good.
816
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,731
Awesome. Super cool.
817
00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:37,300
[groans]
Okay.
818
00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,535
[clears throat]
819
00:32:39,603 --> 00:32:40,870
Two, three, four.
820
00:32:40,938 --> 00:32:42,271
[The Waitresses'
"I Know What Boys Want" begins]
821
00:32:42,339 --> 00:32:44,106
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
822
00:32:44,174 --> 00:32:46,375
♪ I know what guys want. ♪
823
00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:49,078
♪ I see them looking. ♪
824
00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:52,248
♪ I make them want me. ♪
825
00:32:52,316 --> 00:32:55,151
♪ I like to tease them. ♪
826
00:32:55,218 --> 00:32:57,787
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
827
00:32:57,854 --> 00:32:59,422
♪ Boys like... ♪
828
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,262
♪ Boys like me. ♪
829
00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:08,230
♪ I see you're sad now. ♪
830
00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:10,800
♪ I will let you... ♪
831
00:33:10,867 --> 00:33:13,235
♪ Sorry I teased you. ♪
832
00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:15,871
♪ I will let you... ♪
833
00:33:15,939 --> 00:33:17,707
♪ This time I mean it. ♪
834
00:33:17,774 --> 00:33:20,109
♪ I will let you... ♪
835
00:33:20,177 --> 00:33:21,844
♪ Anything you want. ♪
836
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:24,747
♪ You can trust me... ♪
837
00:33:24,815 --> 00:33:27,316
♪ I really want to. ♪
838
00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:29,619
♪ You can trust me... ♪
839
00:33:29,686 --> 00:33:32,154
♪ How would you like it? ♪
840
00:33:32,222 --> 00:33:33,856
♪ You can trust me... ♪
841
00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:37,994
Sucker!
842
00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:39,128
[laughing]
843
00:33:39,196 --> 00:33:41,263
♪ I got my cat moves ♪
844
00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:43,699
♪ that so upset them. ♪
845
00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:46,168
♪ Zippers and buttons, ♪
846
00:33:46,236 --> 00:33:48,738
♪ fun to frustrate them. ♪
847
00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:50,406
♪ They get so angry, ♪
848
00:33:50,474 --> 00:33:53,109
♪ like pouty children ♪
849
00:33:53,176 --> 00:33:55,645
♪ denied their candy. ♪
850
00:33:55,712 --> 00:33:57,813
♪ I laugh right at them. ♪
851
00:33:57,881 --> 00:34:00,816
♪ I know what boys like. ♪
852
00:34:00,884 --> 00:34:02,118
♪ Boys like... ♪
853
00:34:02,185 --> 00:34:04,987
♪ Boys like me. ♪
854
00:34:05,055 --> 00:34:06,889
[whooping, clapping]
855
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:09,859
How frickin' hot is she!
856
00:34:09,926 --> 00:34:12,428
[excited chatter]
857
00:34:12,496 --> 00:34:15,197
[chatter, cheering, whooping]
858
00:34:15,265 --> 00:34:17,099
[bell rings]
859
00:34:17,167 --> 00:34:18,768
[deep voice]:
This morning I woke up,
860
00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:20,169
and decided to swallow the sun.
861
00:34:20,237 --> 00:34:23,005
That's my James Earl
Jones impression.
862
00:34:23,073 --> 00:34:26,342
First of all, that is offensive.
He shot Martin Luther King.
863
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:27,376
[deep voice]:
Obi-Wan never told you
864
00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:28,744
what happened to your father.
865
00:34:28,812 --> 00:34:30,913
Okay, you know what?
Let's just cut to the chase.
866
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:32,415
Despite the fact
867
00:34:32,482 --> 00:34:34,850
that your mouth-to-face ratio is,
like, way off,
868
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:36,852
you still somehow
manage to be cute.
869
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,320
But make no mistake,
870
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,623
every time you open
your humongous mouth
871
00:34:40,691 --> 00:34:42,591
to do an impression or moisten
872
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:44,727
an enormous stamp
for a lazy giant,
873
00:34:44,795 --> 00:34:47,263
you take one step closer
to everyone seeing
874
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:49,231
that you are actually a dork.
875
00:34:49,299 --> 00:34:50,800
Which is where I come in.
876
00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:54,637
I hereby offer
my services as a mistress.
877
00:34:54,705 --> 00:34:56,238
I wants on them froggy lips,
878
00:34:56,306 --> 00:34:57,973
and I wants on 'em now.
879
00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:59,508
But I'm dating Quinn.
880
00:34:59,576 --> 00:35:01,510
And this just in:
She cheated on you.
881
00:35:01,578 --> 00:35:02,878
No, she didn't.
882
00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:05,181
Look, I know you're as dumb
as a bag of wet hair,
883
00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:07,016
but you know in your
heart she's lying.
884
00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:08,851
That gumball story was insane.
885
00:35:08,919 --> 00:35:13,222
You're choosing to believe it
so you can still be with her.
886
00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:14,623
But consider my offer.
887
00:35:14,691 --> 00:35:16,959
Not only am I giving you
full visitation rights
888
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:20,129
to the set of rambunctious twins
that live on my ribcage,
889
00:35:20,197 --> 00:35:22,531
you get the chance to show
that pastry bag Finn that
890
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:24,033
he can't mess with Sam Evans.
891
00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:27,169
And not just because you
can unlock your humongous jaw
892
00:35:27,237 --> 00:35:29,238
and swallow him whole
like a python,
893
00:35:29,306 --> 00:35:31,640
but because you have
some buzz at this school.
894
00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,877
Think about it.
895
00:35:40,016 --> 00:35:41,450
[sighs]
896
00:35:45,189 --> 00:35:46,389
Will, you have a problem.
897
00:35:46,457 --> 00:35:48,558
You?
898
00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:50,560
No. Your Glee kids.
899
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,295
They have no
comprehension skills.
900
00:35:52,363 --> 00:35:53,963
Your assignment was anthems,
901
00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,865
and I'll be damned
as your hairdresser
902
00:35:55,933 --> 00:35:58,067
if any 'em sung a single one.
903
00:35:58,135 --> 00:35:59,936
Sue, are you trying to tell me
904
00:36:00,004 --> 00:36:01,604
that you want
to perform an anthem?
905
00:36:01,672 --> 00:36:03,373
[sighs]
Well, I'll admit
906
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,142
that your little field trip
to the house was sad.
907
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,877
Inspired me a bit.
908
00:36:07,945 --> 00:36:09,312
But I'm not gonna
go it alone...
909
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,247
The whole crew
has to sing it with me.
910
00:36:11,315 --> 00:36:12,916
And here's the catch:
911
00:36:12,983 --> 00:36:14,250
No more Bieber,
912
00:36:14,318 --> 00:36:17,420
no hoodies,
no pocket lesbian Bieber hair.
913
00:36:19,156 --> 00:36:21,357
Well, that can be arranged.
914
00:36:23,394 --> 00:36:24,661
What's your song?
915
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:27,197
[My Chemical Romance's
"Sing" begins]
916
00:36:27,264 --> 00:36:29,966
♪ Sing it out... ♪
917
00:36:30,034 --> 00:36:34,337
♪ Boy, you've got to see
what tomorrow brings. ♪
918
00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:38,608
♪ Sing it out... ♪
919
00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:42,812
♪ Girl, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs. ♪
920
00:36:44,982 --> 00:36:47,350
♪ For every time ♪
921
00:36:47,418 --> 00:36:51,421
♪ that they want
to count you out... ♪
922
00:36:53,557 --> 00:36:56,159
♪ And use your voice... ♪
923
00:36:56,227 --> 00:36:59,329
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Every single time you... ♪
924
00:36:59,396 --> 00:37:02,332
♪ Open up your mouth. ♪
925
00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:04,734
♪ Sing it for the boys, ♪
926
00:37:04,802 --> 00:37:06,669
♪ sing it for the girls. ♪
927
00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:10,840
♪ Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world. ♪
928
00:37:10,908 --> 00:37:13,243
♪ Sing it from the heart, ♪
929
00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,578
♪ sing it till you're nuts, ♪
930
00:37:15,646 --> 00:37:19,482
♪ sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts. ♪
931
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,584
♪ Sing it for the deaf, ♪
932
00:37:21,652 --> 00:37:23,920
♪ sing it for the blind, ♪
933
00:37:23,988 --> 00:37:28,491
♪ sing about everyone
that you left behind. ♪
934
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:30,426
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
935
00:37:30,494 --> 00:37:33,329
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
936
00:37:33,397 --> 00:37:36,199
[electric guitar solo]
937
00:37:36,267 --> 00:37:39,569
♪ Cleaned up corporation progress, ♪
938
00:37:39,637 --> 00:37:41,804
♪ dying in the process. ♪
939
00:37:41,872 --> 00:37:45,074
♪ Buy yourself the motivation,
generation nothing. ♪
940
00:37:45,142 --> 00:37:47,877
♪ Nothing but a death scene, ♪
941
00:37:47,945 --> 00:37:50,346
♪ product of a white dream. ♪
942
00:37:50,414 --> 00:37:53,483
♪ I am not the singer
that you wanted ♪
943
00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,886
♪ but a dancer,
I refuse to answer. ♪
944
00:37:56,954 --> 00:37:59,088
♪ Talk about the passer ♪
945
00:37:59,156 --> 00:38:02,191
♪ ruling for the ones
who want to get away. ♪
946
00:38:03,294 --> 00:38:04,360
♪ Keep running! ♪
947
00:38:04,428 --> 00:38:07,230
♪ Sing it for the boys, ♪
948
00:38:07,298 --> 00:38:09,432
♪ sing it for the girls. ♪
949
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:13,770
♪ Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world. ♪
950
00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:15,905
♪ Sing it from the heart, ♪
951
00:38:15,973 --> 00:38:17,974
♪ sing it till you're nuts, ♪
952
00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:22,378
♪ sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts. ♪
953
00:38:22,446 --> 00:38:24,881
♪ Sing it for the deaf, ♪
954
00:38:24,948 --> 00:38:26,716
♪ sing it for the blind, ♪
955
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:30,953
♪ sing about everyone
that you left behind. ♪
956
00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:33,156
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
957
00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:36,025
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
958
00:38:36,093 --> 00:38:39,629
♪ We've got to see
what tomorrow brings... ♪
959
00:38:39,697 --> 00:38:41,831
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
960
00:38:41,899 --> 00:38:43,399
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
961
00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:48,271
♪ Boy, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs... ♪
962
00:38:48,339 --> 00:38:50,673
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
963
00:38:50,741 --> 00:38:52,375
♪ Sing it for the world... ♪
964
00:38:53,911 --> 00:38:54,944
[whoops]
965
00:38:55,012 --> 00:38:57,180
WILL:
Yeah!
966
00:38:57,247 --> 00:39:00,149
[whooping, shouting]
967
00:39:00,217 --> 00:39:02,485
[bell ringing]
968
00:39:03,654 --> 00:39:05,054
Hey.
969
00:39:05,122 --> 00:39:07,649
Do you think I could borrow
one of your T-shirts
970
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,659
to use as a smock tonight,
at Color Me Mine?
971
00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:11,627
Kind of have a thing for
wearing my boyfriend's shirts.
972
00:39:11,695 --> 00:39:14,097
We're not going
to Color Me Mine.
973
00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:16,065
And I'm not your boyfriend.
974
00:39:17,468 --> 00:39:19,335
Wait... Why?
975
00:39:19,403 --> 00:39:21,804
Because you can't
look me in the eye right now
976
00:39:21,872 --> 00:39:24,073
and tell me that you
didn't make out with Finn.
977
00:39:26,977 --> 00:39:29,445
I want to be with you, Sam.
978
00:39:31,048 --> 00:39:32,315
Forget it, okay?
979
00:39:32,383 --> 00:39:33,850
No harm, no foul.
980
00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:35,618
Oel ngati kameie.
981
00:39:35,686 --> 00:39:38,321
Crap. Santana told me
to stop speaking Na'vi.
982
00:39:38,389 --> 00:39:41,090
Since when is Santana
telling you what to do?
983
00:39:41,158 --> 00:39:43,893
Since we started going out.
984
00:39:48,365 --> 00:39:49,465
[sighs]
985
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:50,800
[bell rings]
986
00:39:52,603 --> 00:39:54,237
When did that happen?
987
00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:56,439
WILL:
All right, I hate to say it,
988
00:39:56,507 --> 00:39:58,374
but I think we all owe Sue
989
00:39:58,442 --> 00:40:00,143
a big thank-you.
She may hate us,
990
00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:02,845
but she did give us
a kick-butt song for Regionals.
991
00:40:02,913 --> 00:40:04,714
Yeah, she did!
[whooping]
992
00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:06,282
- That's right.
- That's right.
993
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:09,452
Mr. Schuester, I think that our
admiration for Coach Sylvester
994
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,187
might just be
a little premature.
995
00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:12,488
While I love
My Chemical Romance
996
00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:13,956
and I think we all kicked butt
997
00:40:14,024 --> 00:40:15,391
on that number,
as our team leader
998
00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:18,094
and arbiter of all that is good,
I have to say that
999
00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:20,196
I don't think that that song
is good enough for Regionals.
1000
00:40:20,264 --> 00:40:21,964
The Warblers have
Kurt and Blaine
1001
00:40:22,032 --> 00:40:23,366
as their, like, one-two punch,
1002
00:40:23,434 --> 00:40:25,435
and Aural Intensity
kicked our butt last year.
1003
00:40:25,502 --> 00:40:27,904
We can't just do
any song to beat
1004
00:40:27,971 --> 00:40:29,539
- either of those teams.
- You mean
1005
00:40:29,606 --> 00:40:32,108
a number where you don't
get to sing the entire song.
1006
00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,609
RACHEL:
Guys, this
1007
00:40:33,677 --> 00:40:35,611
- isn't about me.
- What do you suggest, Rachel?
1008
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:37,847
We need to need
to be bold and epic.
1009
00:40:37,915 --> 00:40:39,048
We need to write
1010
00:40:39,116 --> 00:40:40,416
our own original music
for Regionals.
1011
00:40:40,484 --> 00:40:43,653
We need
an indisputable advantage.
1012
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,521
Check out Dwarf Diane Warren.
1013
00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:47,390
RACHEL:
Look, we can't
1014
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,058
lose Regionals again
this year, you guys.
1015
00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:50,693
Okay? You have to trust me.
1016
00:40:50,761 --> 00:40:52,895
I feel really,
really strongly about this.
1017
00:40:52,963 --> 00:40:54,597
Let's put it to a vote.
Okay, Rachel?
1018
00:40:54,665 --> 00:40:56,999
All those in favor of
doing an original song.
1019
00:40:58,435 --> 00:40:59,402
Chemical Romance?
1020
00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:04,140
[bell rings]
1021
00:41:07,311 --> 00:41:08,644
Hey, there, buddy.
1022
00:41:08,712 --> 00:41:10,346
Sue!
1023
00:41:10,414 --> 00:41:13,115
You know, I have to be honest,
we missed you in here today.
1024
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:15,218
Oddly, you're, uh,
kind of a fun addition.
1025
00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:17,386
Oh, well, Charles Manson
would have been
1026
00:41:17,454 --> 00:41:19,822
a fun addition to
your pack of losers.
1027
00:41:19,890 --> 00:41:22,225
Well, looks like you're
back to your old self.
1028
00:41:22,292 --> 00:41:23,359
Ah, hardly.
1029
00:41:23,427 --> 00:41:26,195
I'm on my way to becoming
someone much better.
1030
00:41:26,263 --> 00:41:27,630
And you've inspired me, Will.
1031
00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:30,166
You've made me realize
I have more to offer the world
1032
00:41:30,234 --> 00:41:31,767
than coming up
with spectacular,
1033
00:41:31,835 --> 00:41:33,402
life-threatening
cheer-leading tumbles.
1034
00:41:33,470 --> 00:41:35,338
I got the music in me.
1035
00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,240
Sue, that is great.
[chuckles]
1036
00:41:37,307 --> 00:41:40,076
I mean, with that attitude,
you are welcome in here anytime.
1037
00:41:40,143 --> 00:41:43,412
Oh, I couldn't do that.
It'd be spying on the competition.
1038
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,048
- What?
- No one told you?
1039
00:41:46,116 --> 00:41:47,783
I got a part-time gig.
1040
00:41:47,851 --> 00:41:50,686
Yeah, I'm the new coach
for Aural Intensity.
1041
00:41:50,754 --> 00:41:52,154
That's impossible.
1042
00:41:52,222 --> 00:41:53,389
Oh, nothing's impossible, Will,
1043
00:41:53,457 --> 00:41:54,824
when you have
a positive attitude.
1044
00:41:54,892 --> 00:41:55,992
You taught me that.
1045
00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,760
Isn't it great?
1046
00:41:57,828 --> 00:42:00,296
Geez, I got my mojo back,
1047
00:42:00,364 --> 00:42:03,065
still get to dedicate my life
to destroying yours.
1048
00:42:05,269 --> 00:42:06,235
Life's good.
1049
00:42:08,005 --> 00:42:09,472
See you at Regionals.
1050
00:42:15,279 --> 00:42:16,312
[bell rings]
1051
00:42:18,181 --> 00:42:20,182
You must be happy.
1052
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,651
Why is that?
1053
00:42:21,718 --> 00:42:22,952
Quinn is back on the market.
1054
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,087
She'll be easy pickings
after what Sam did to her.
1055
00:42:25,155 --> 00:42:26,522
I don't want to
talk about Quinn.
1056
00:42:26,590 --> 00:42:27,723
I want to talk about you.
1057
00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:29,125
You were right in there today
1058
00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:31,127
about that number not
being good enough to win.
1059
00:42:31,194 --> 00:42:32,795
We need to write our own songs.
1060
00:42:32,863 --> 00:42:34,997
Why didn't you say that
when I needed you?
1061
00:42:35,065 --> 00:42:36,232
It wouldn't have
made a difference.
1062
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,867
The only way to prove
it to those guys
1063
00:42:37,935 --> 00:42:40,436
is to write a great song
and shove it down their throats.
1064
00:42:40,504 --> 00:42:44,140
Well, do you think that you
and I should do it together?
1065
00:42:44,207 --> 00:42:46,509
No, I think you
should do it yourself.
1066
00:42:46,577 --> 00:42:49,078
Let's face it, you're the real
trendsetter in there, and...
1067
00:42:49,146 --> 00:42:52,048
if someone was gonna write a song
to win Regionals, it would be you.
1068
00:42:52,115 --> 00:42:54,317
Do you really believe
in me that much?
1069
00:42:54,384 --> 00:42:55,818
More.
1070
00:43:01,091 --> 00:43:02,758
You know...
1071
00:43:02,826 --> 00:43:05,661
I really like the Rachel
that I saw in there today.
1072
00:43:05,729 --> 00:43:09,298
Reminded me of the old you.
1073
00:43:09,366 --> 00:43:11,767
Focused and take no prisoners.
1074
00:43:14,838 --> 00:43:16,839
I think she might be
making a comeback.
1075
00:43:16,907 --> 00:43:25,781
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00:43:26,305 --> 00:43:36,305
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