1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,069 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,627 Puck's got a thing for Lauren. She's not down with it. 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,265 - I don't think you're ready for this jelly. - Finn kissed Quinn... 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,104 who's supposed to be dating Sam, and Rachel kissed Finn too... 5 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,302 but he didn't feel the fireworks. 6 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,073 - The cheek? - Can you believe that? 7 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,909 Sue tried to shoot Brittany out of a cannon to win nationals... 8 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,381 but the only thing she won was Katie Couric's Loser of the Year. 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,815 I hate you, Diane Sawyer. 10 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:20,944 That's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,581 I actually learned something in my Spanish class today. 12 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:26,818 "Regresar." 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,663 Who knows what that means? 14 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,855 "To come back." 15 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:35,799 That's right. I realized the old Will Schuester was back. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,498 Glee Club's going to regionals, we got all of Sue's Cheerios money... 17 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,563 I'm past Terri, I'm over Emma. 18 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,506 "Come back." Now, if we're gonna put it... 19 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:44,565 Will. 20 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,640 It's an emergency. 21 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,748 Becky Jackson opened Sue's journal and found this. 22 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:53,174 "Good-bye, cruel world"? 23 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,187 She could be dead by now. 24 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,667 It's weird the door's open. 25 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,601 Sue? Sue? 26 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,038 No? All right. 27 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,201 Oh. 28 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,869 - Sue. - All right. 29 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,881 Oh, Sue. Sue. 30 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:28,318 - Wake up, Sue. Sue, wake up. - I don't feel a pulse. She doesn't have a pulse. 31 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,685 Yeah, I do. 32 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,725 I just stopped my own heart. It's my C. I.A. training. 33 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,056 These gummy vitamins didn't work at all. 34 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,825 I was told you take enough vitamin "A," and you drift off into a blissful oblivion. 35 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:42,732 Instead my face just got really hot, and my jaw's sore from all that chewing. 36 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,468 I have nothing to live for. 37 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,063 That's not untrue. 38 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,302 Emma, we did not come here to give her a pep talk. 39 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,640 I'm sorry, Sue, but you brought this on yourself. 40 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,476 I am well aware of my situation, Will. 41 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:58,676 After my humiliating failure to qualify for nationals... 44 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,921 for the rest of the year. 45 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,650 Why don't you do what other cheer squads do? 46 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,316 Namely cheer for the teams at the school. 47 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,223 Yeah, like that's gonna happen. 48 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,522 Emma, let's go. 49 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,428 Sue, you are nasty, manipulative and petty. 50 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,365 Will you have more grease in your hair... 51 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,096 than the guy behind WikiLeaks. 52 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:21,106 Oh. I for one am not gonna play backup at your little pity party. 53 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,971 Take it easy, Sue. 54 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,811 Hey. 55 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,816 Hi. 56 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,513 So I wanted to confirm our date on Friday at Color Me Mine. 57 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,384 Wait. You were serious about that? 58 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,221 It's painting coasters time. 59 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:43,418 So, we good for Friday? 60 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,259 Yeah, I think so. 61 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,266 I mean, I don't think I have anything else to do. 62 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,358 Cool. 63 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,763 Things have been weird slnce Quinn got mono a couple weeks ago. 64 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,934 Everyone keeps telling me that she must have kissed Finn... 65 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,241 but I believe it when she told me what really happened. 66 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:04,215 I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life. 67 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,486 He's not breathing! 68 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,069 I totally almost choked on a gum ball once. 69 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,344 I know she's into me. 70 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,313 Just get the feeling that I'm losing her. 71 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,241 I can't let that happen. 72 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,583 Quinn's the best thing that's happened to me since I got to this school. 73 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,551 But how? 74 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:50,062 Of course. My dad always said there are two ways to get a woman to love you: 75 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:53,030 Take her hunting and rock and roll. 76 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,033 I knew what I had to do. 77 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,161 I mean, who's more rock and roll than Justin Bieber? 78 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,468 No one. That's who. 79 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:04,169 The hair was step one. Step two was booking a couple of bat mitzvah gigs... 80 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,610 to test how my new one-man band would go over. 81 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:11,146 Hey. I'm The Justin Bieber Experience. 82 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,447 # Baby, baby, baby, oh # 83 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:22,286 # Like baby, baby, baby # 84 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,954 # No # 85 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:28,626 # Like baby, baby, baby, oh # 86 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,067 Heads up, Quinn Fabray. 87 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:39,237 You're about to be hit head-on with the full blond Bieber. 88 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,246 Hey, Brittany. We need to talk. 89 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,282 Why are my leg warmers on your arms? 90 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,317 - I got cold. - But no, we had a deal, okay? 91 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,115 As I explained, I am in the midst of a career resurgence, okay? 92 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,054 I am done with boys, and I am concentrating fully on my career now. 93 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,491 The only way to make a complete comeback is to dominate popular discussion. 94 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,427 Maybe launch a trend or two. I gave you half of my allowance... 95 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:00,022 so you could take a signature look of mine and make it popular. 96 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,966 And we decided that leg warmers were more likely to catch on than reindeer sweaters. 97 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,869 Yes, precisely. But it won't work if you insist on wearing them incorrectly. 98 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,872 I didn't realize that there were rules. 99 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:10,033 Of course there are rules. Look. They're leg warmers. 100 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,577 Well, can I wear them that way tomorrow? 101 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,079 I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer. 102 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,446 - No one ever taught me how to read a calendar. - Fine. Fine. 103 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:21,544 And when people ask you who gave you the inspiration for your new accessory... 104 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,953 you're gonna say, "I'm just copying"... 105 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,719 - I'm just copying Rachel Berry. - Fantastic. 106 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,564 You know how I feel about hats! 107 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,565 Just 'cause. 108 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:38,832 None of you should be making eye contact with me. 109 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,668 Get out! Go! 110 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,867 Get used to this abuse, Glee kids! 111 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,877 I got nothing but time. 112 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,480 Nothing but time. 113 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:55,144 I think she's dangerous. Idle hands are the devil's playthings. 114 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,212 I mean, Sue's got nothing to do now... 115 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,453 which means it's only a matter of time before she starts coming after the Glee Club. 116 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,222 Hey, Will, Esmé. 117 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,924 So sorry for not being sorry for interrupting. 118 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,466 But would you mind if I borrowed one of your rafters... 119 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,729 so I could hang myself? 120 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,203 I did a test run back in my office, and you know what? 121 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:16,264 There's asbestos up there, and that can kill a person. 122 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,936 Sue, sit. 123 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,508 Now, I understand you're upset... 124 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:25,017 but life is beautiful. 125 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,019 Are you gonna tell me there hasn't been one moment since your epic decline... 126 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:31,352 that you haven't felt yourself feel good about something? 127 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,888 Well, yes, Will. As a matter of fact... 128 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,521 there was- there was one moment. 129 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,294 I was driving to work this morning in my Le Car... 130 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:44,461 and Charlene's "I've Never Been to Me" came on the radio. 131 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,027 And when it got to the chorus... 132 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,869 I just opened my mouth and belted it out with her. 133 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:51,136 And I have to say, it felt really good. 134 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,804 Sue should join the Glee Club. 135 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,007 - I'm sorry? - I'd rather be dead. 136 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,778 Yes. She should- I mean, you can't join, but she can sit in. 137 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,182 Yes. Will. 138 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,813 Look. Sue is in a really bad place right now. 139 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,983 And you're always talking about the healing power of music. 140 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,889 There are studies that show it helps with depression... 141 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,552 it elevates the mood. 142 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,187 I have a pamphlet. 143 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,798 Emma, I don't think this is a good idea at all. 144 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:19,861 I agree with SpongeHair SquareChin. It's a stupid idea. 145 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:24,740 The football team did it for a spell, and that really brought people together, Will. 146 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,507 And this is a great chance for you to keep your eye on Sue. 147 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,707 You know, make sure the old gal's okay. 148 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,686 Well, you know what, folks, at this point, to alleviate my crippling depression... 149 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,014 I'd do anything. 150 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,887 - This cannot be happening. - This seems like a terrible idea. 151 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,488 Guys, it's not up for discussion. Okay? 152 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,864 Now, it's no secret that Coach Sylvester has taken her licks. 153 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,493 I mean, just wanky. 154 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,095 And I believe she could use a little sympathy from us. 155 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,265 Sympathy? From us? Uh-uh. 156 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,434 Yeah, all she's ever done is make our lives miserable. 157 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,171 She got exactly what she deserved. 158 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,236 You're lucky I left my blowgun at home, air bags... 159 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,282 'cause I got a clear shot at your nonnies. 160 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:08,548 Guys. Coach Sylvester has had her recent setbacks, but she is a proven champion. 161 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,920 Now, we could do worse than to have that kind of a winning record in our midst. 162 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,620 Let me break it down for you. I am no longer a threat to you people, all right? 163 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,493 I'm just hoping that your singing and dancing around... 164 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,556 will pull me out of my doldrums and give me a reason to live. 165 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,568 Is that too much to ask? 166 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:27,128 Guys, it's settled. Sue's gonna be with us for the week. 167 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,572 Now, I received an envelope in the mail today. 168 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,546 - We know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at regionals. - Sweet Porcelain. 169 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,343 And it looks like this year... 170 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,042 we face Aural Intensity again. 171 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,142 They cleaned our clock last year. 172 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:44,121 Seems like the governing board has assigned a theme to this year's regionals... 173 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,057 and part of our score will be based upon how well we interpret it. 174 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,390 This year's theme: Anthem. 175 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,225 Now, who can tell us what an anthem is? 176 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,060 It's the bottom of an ant's pants. 177 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,759 So close. So close. No. 178 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,893 An anthem is an epic song... 179 00:08:56,969 --> 00:09:00,405 filled with a- a groundswell of emotion that somehow seems bigger than itself... 180 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,236 even bigger than the person performing it. 181 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,141 - Mr. Schue. - Oh, hey, Sam. I didn't even notice your new haircut. 182 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,008 Yeah. I've been working on a new image... 183 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,138 to go with my new one-man band, The Justin Bieber Experience. 184 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,308 You've got to be kidding me. 185 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,784 Dude, that haircut makes your mouth look even bigger. 186 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,616 Let her speak. 187 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,781 Laugh all you want, but that kid's an epic talent... 188 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,519 and there's a number I've been working on that I've been wanting to show off. 189 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,357 And I think it qualifies as an anthem, because... 190 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:26,262 it's just hugely emotional and sums up our generation. 191 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,823 All right. Let's hear it, buddy. 192 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,493 I'm offended. 193 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,204 He'll be good. 194 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,871 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 195 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,812 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 196 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:46,075 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 197 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:51,223 # You know you love me I know you care # 198 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:55,124 # Just shout whenever and I'll be there # 199 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:59,528 # You want my love You want my heart # 200 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,466 - # And we will never, ever # - This is actually a really good song. 201 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,832 # Be apart # 202 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,461 # Are we an item? # 203 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,335 - Whoo! - # Girl, quit playin' # 204 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,807 - Whoo! - # "We're just friends"? What are you saying? # 205 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:14,573 # Say there's another and look right in my eyes # 206 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,810 # My first love broke my heart for the first time # 207 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:22,513 # And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh # 208 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:26,080 # Like baby, baby, baby, no # 209 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:30,322 # Like baby, baby, baby, oh # 210 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,421 # I thought you'd always be mine # 211 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:36,264 # Oh, oh, oh For you, I would have done whatever # 212 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:40,669 - Whoo! - # And I just can't believe we ain't together # 213 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:44,369 # And I want to play it cool, but I'm losing you # 214 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,935 # I'll buy you anything I'll buy you any ring # 215 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,005 - Ooh! - # And I'm in pieces # 216 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,572 # Baby, fix me # 217 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,247 # And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream # 218 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,348 # I'm going down, down, down, down # 219 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,826 # And I just can't believe my first love won't be around # 220 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:06,797 # And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh # 221 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,199 # Like baby, baby, baby, no # 222 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:14,365 # Like baby, baby, baby, oh # 223 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,204 # I thought you'd always be mine # 224 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,107 # I'm gone # 225 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,379 # Now I'm all gone # 226 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,212 # Now I'm all gone # 227 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,083 # Now I'm all gone # 228 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,623 # Gone, gone # 229 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,751 # I'm gone ## 230 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,820 The Biebster. 231 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,424 I gotta get that girl on my Cheerios. 232 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,873 We want in. 233 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:52,433 - In what? - The Justin Bieber Experience. We want in the band. 234 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,843 - But it's a one-man band. - So, expand. 235 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,906 I don't get it. You guys were totally making fun of me for singing Bieber. 236 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,110 That's because we underestimated the power of the Biebs. 237 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,778 He's clearly like a mini-god. 238 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,254 Look how you made all those chicks melt in Glee Club. 239 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,121 - Now think about the power of four Biebers. - We'd be unstoppable. 240 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,458 All of our relationships are in the standard post-Valentine's Day lull. 241 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,661 Are you playing Angry Birds? 242 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,566 - Sorry. - Want me to show you my abs? 243 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,626 If you want to. 244 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,170 Here's what happens to the female chemistry. 245 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,211 They get a huge shot of endorphins on Valentine's Day, and everything is heightened... 246 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,075 and so romantic. 247 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,877 The problem is, days later, when they come down from their See's candy high... 248 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,851 they crash, and everything else by comparison is humdrum. 249 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,582 We need a sugary-sweet jolt of the Biebs to get us some action again. 250 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,716 - Why do you want in, Puckerman? - I'm at the end of my Lauren Zizes rope. 251 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,593 - I'll try anything to get into those enormous pants. - Uh, what's goin' on? 252 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:48,963 We're joining The Justin Bieber Experience, if Sam's cool with it. 253 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,832 - And if not, we're starting our own band. - Bieber Fever. 254 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,806 Wait, wait. You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right? 255 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,036 Quinn seemed to be pretty into him when I was singing in Glee Club. 256 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,203 Right. Well, I'm gonna spend my time working on songs... 257 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,577 - that aren't geared toward 12-year-olds. - Good. 258 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:06,277 - Then you won't have time to pick up any other guys' girlfriends. - Hey. Back off, man. 259 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,116 I didn't kiss your girlfriend. She saved my life. 260 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:14,083 So, what do you say? Are we in? 261 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,652 Fine. But we need to figure out something to do with Puckerman's hair. 262 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,635 Oh, no. 263 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,632 - Those are really cute. - Thanks. 264 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,506 No way. 265 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,910 You're a genius. They have changed my life. 266 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,380 I didn't know my arms could be so toasty. 267 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,610 You're a hero. You should win some kind of award. 268 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:43,917 - What are you doing? - I'm so sorry, Rachel. It just sort of caught on. 269 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,150 I see that. Okay? That is not what we agreed upon. 270 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,591 - I want my allowance back right now. - It's already gone. 271 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,223 My uncle lost his job, and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. 272 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,392 I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money. 273 00:13:55,467 --> 00:14:00,427 Okay. The only way to proceed is for you to come to school dressed exactly like me. 274 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,866 - What is that look called? - Sexy schoolgirl librarian chic. 275 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,311 All right. You'd better get a move on, okay? Kids "R" Us closes at 6:00 p.m. sharp. 276 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,870 Go, Brittany. 277 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:16,220 Dear journal, my lust for life is renewed. 278 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:20,156 I have found myself dropped behind enemy lines... 279 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,717 poised to destroy the Glee Club from within. 280 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,127 Schuester and his guidance counselor Ginger... 281 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,598 fell for my pity party hook, line and sinker. 282 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:33,229 And now I'm in and ready to sink them once and for all. 283 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:38,333 Thus begins my plan. I will pit these Glee Clubbers against one another... 284 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:44,110 rupturing the group internally until it explodes like a ripe zit. 285 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,117 You wanted to see me? 286 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,915 Yes. Mercedes, have a seat. 287 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:55,325 So I've decided I'm going to sing a song in Glee Club, and I need your advice. 288 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,794 Now, as you may know, I have a background in music. 289 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,855 For a brief period, I was the tambourine player for Wilson Phillips. 290 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:05,131 What I need to learn from you is how to be a diva. 291 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,832 Oh. Well, you've definitely come to the right girl. 292 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,707 I mean, being a diva is all about attitude, something I know you're not short on. 293 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,302 It's all about sassy fingers and shaking that weave... 294 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,645 and generally taking no nonsense from nobody. 295 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,274 Dig it, sister. 296 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:22,286 Well, I have to say I'm flattered and shocked that you came to me. 297 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:26,723 Oh, come now, Ra-chelle. It doesn't humble me too much to say I simply need your tutelage. 298 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,727 Well, I'll say this. Being a diva is all about emotion. 299 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,629 In fact, you feel so much emotion that it cannot be physically contained. 300 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,929 Sometimes you have to close your eyes and turn your head... 301 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,901 and push, push your feelings away! 302 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,528 They're that big! 303 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,370 Wow. Well, that Mercedes is wrong about you. 304 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,673 What? 305 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,940 - What did she say? - Oh, I don't remember the specifics. 306 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,973 Just something about you're not as talented as you think you are and all your ideas are horrible. 307 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,986 I don't know. Something like that. 308 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,221 - She said what? - Yep. Quote: 309 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,350 "Not that talented." 310 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,093 There you are. I heard what you said about me. 311 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,722 I heard what you said about me. 312 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,357 Just when I thought we were friends. 313 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,766 - I guess that will just never happen, will it? - I guess not. 314 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:14,397 You know, there's only one "I" in "diva," Rachel, and that "I" is me. 315 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,941 Guess we're just gonna have to settle this the old-fashioned way. 316 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,874 - Diva-off. - Tomorrow, Glee Club. 317 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,538 - Why not right now? - 'Cause I have to go get my cross-trainers. 318 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,980 Want to know why? I'm gonna be doing some runs. 319 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,552 So, Friday night... 320 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,151 I figured we'd check out the Sullivan Rink. 321 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,595 They have ice rink bumper cars. 322 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,691 I told you. I haven't decided what I'm doing yet. 323 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,269 Sweet Jesus. Who bought tickets to Crazy Town? 324 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,313 All right. Looks like the guys here are ready to give us their anthem. 325 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:09,293 Hey, everybody. We are the new and improved The Justin Bieber Experience... 326 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,821 and we think this song is an anthem because everything Bieber does is epic. 327 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,696 - Truth. - Anyway... 328 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,998 this song, like all the songs I sing... 329 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,732 is for my girlfriend, Quinn. 330 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,467 Hit it. 331 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,175 # Gotta, gotta keep it Feels so right # 332 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,908 - # Gotta, gotta Gotta, gotta keep it close # - # Oh # 333 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,075 # Feels so right # 334 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:36,485 # Oh, oh For you I'd write a symphony # 335 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,082 # I'd tell the violin it's time to sink or swim # 336 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,956 # Watch them play for ya # 337 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,120 - # For you I'd be # - # Whoa, whoa # 338 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,427 # Running a thousand miles, just get to where you are # 339 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,967 # Step to the beat of my heart # 340 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,627 # I don't need a whole lot # 341 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,900 # But for you I admit I'd rather give you the world # 342 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,634 # Or we can share mine # 343 00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,838 # I know I won't be the first one giving you all this attention # 344 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,710 # Baby, listen # 345 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:07,650 # I just need somebody to love # 346 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,119 # I don't need too much Just somebody to love # 347 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,818 # Somebody to love # 348 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:17,089 # I don't need nothing else I promise, girl, I swear # 349 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,392 # I just need somebody to love # 350 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,525 # I need somebody I- I need somebody # 351 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:26,230 # I need somebody I- I need somebody # 352 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,068 # Every day # 353 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,370 # I'll bring the sun around # 354 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,741 # I sweep away the clouds Smile for me # 355 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:37,043 # I would take every second every single time # 356 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,811 # Spend it like my last dime # 357 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,409 # Step to the beat of my heart # 358 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,580 # I don't need a whole lot # 359 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,886 # But for you I admit I'd rather give you the world # 360 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,586 # Or let you share mine # 361 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,096 # I know I won't be the first one giving you all this attention # 362 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,927 # Baby, listen # 363 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:58,936 - # I just need somebody to love # - # No, no, no, no, no # 364 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,235 # I don't need too much Just somebody to love # 365 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,743 - # Somebody to love # - # Oh, I # 366 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,871 # I don't need nothing else I promise, girl, I swear # 367 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:13,111 # I just need somebody to love # 368 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:17,713 # Somebody to love Somebody to love # 369 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:21,350 # Oh, oh, oh # 370 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:26,489 - # I need somebody # - # I swear, I just need somebody to love ## 371 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,032 Whoo! 372 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,036 Bieber! 373 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,469 Nice. 374 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,801 Need a towel. 375 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,340 Hey! 376 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,511 Uh, I actually can't do Friday. 377 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,610 Hey, Lauren. So, uh, what'd you think? 378 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,953 Honestly... 379 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,924 although my love would crush him... 380 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,755 I'm totally turned on by the Biebster. 381 00:19:55,827 --> 00:20:00,264 That is, until I remember that he looks like he's 12, then it's sort of creepy. 382 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,926 So if I were gonna give you a grade, C-plus. 383 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,334 Listen, Zizes. I'm dying here. 384 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,068 You got me every which way, and we both know I'm not the brightest. 385 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,770 So, please, what do I have to do to get with you? 386 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,312 I may have a proposition for you. 387 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,348 I'll keep you posted. 388 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,386 Color Me Mine? 389 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,858 I'll color you yours any day. 390 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:44,442 Mmm. Sammy Evans. You are Biebalicious. 391 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,602 - How are things going with you and Quinn? - Fine. 392 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,646 No, they're not. 393 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,376 You and I should, uh, talk soon. 394 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,724 Sam's an artist, Finn. 395 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,693 An artist? I guess that's why he's taking you to Color Me Mine. 396 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,357 I told you I needed time to figure out what I was gonna do with Sam, and I did. 397 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,026 - I choose him. - Because of The Justin Bieber Experience? 398 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,627 Look. I thought it was gonna be stupid too... 399 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,366 but he was so shameless. 400 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,374 He just got up there and owned it. 401 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,639 It was sexy. I'm sorry, Finn. 402 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:24,011 But like I said, Sam's an artist... 403 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,073 and at the end of the day... 404 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,551 It really turns me on. 405 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,276 Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? 406 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,680 Shut it, Puckerman. We're here to talk business. 407 00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,944 Sorry. 408 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,317 Okay. I want to do a number for Glee Club. 409 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,288 It's stage one of my master plan. 410 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,723 Shibby. So, what, you want me to back you up on my ax? 411 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,261 Yeah, but I also need some advice. 412 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,894 I'm a little bit nervous about singing in front of a crowd. 413 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,799 - Up until now I've only ever really sung in the steam shower. - Hot. 414 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,201 But ridiculous. I mean, you're the most confident chick I know. 415 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,341 Yeah, I know I'm hot, melted butter... 416 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,740 but singing is different, and I want to be great. 417 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,711 Or at least as good as Berry. 418 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,942 I get nervous before I sing too, but I always overcome. 419 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,644 - You want to know my secret? - Yeah. 420 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,654 Oldest trick in the book. Just picture the audience in their underwear. 421 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,622 - Even the dudes? - It's not about sex. 422 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,158 It's just about seeing the audience as more vulnerable than you. 423 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:42,955 Trust me. It works every time. 424 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,724 - Can I touch your knockers now? - Only if you want to lose a hand. 425 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,129 But you're on your way. 426 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:56,264 Remember, I want this diva-off to be a bloodbath. 427 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,707 Oh, trust. It's about to go down. 428 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,711 - You look amazing. - I really do. 429 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,714 This look has to go viral. Is there any way you can cut class for the rest of the day... 430 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,409 just so you could walk down the halls? 431 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,884 Totally. Most teachers think by cutting class I might improve my grades. 432 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,580 Great. 433 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:12,487 Why are you dressed like that? I thought you weren't into the Biebster. 434 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,354 Well, I wasn't, but then somebody told me... 435 00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:17,953 that Justin Bieber's, like, the king of YouTube, with over a billion views. 436 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,088 An anthem is supposed to appeal to the masses, right? 437 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:24,659 So, before I pick my anthem, I was working on my anthem look. 438 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,402 Okay, guys and gals. And Sue. 439 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:34,639 It's the moment we've all been waiting for, our next diva-off. 440 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:39,207 So here they are, sure to give us a fantastic anthem, Mercedes and Rachel. 441 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,752 Let's give it up! 442 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:46,086 After much argument, I finally convinced Mercedes that, in order to do a proper diva-off... 443 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,285 it has to come from the Broadway catalog. 444 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,352 Which I think is safe to say that that gives me a home field advantage. 445 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,796 - Oh, well, you're about to get beat on your own turf. - Hit it. 446 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,967 # Yeah # 447 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:00,561 # Yeah, hey # 448 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,731 # Ooh, ooh, ooh # 449 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:07,067 # Every single day I walk down the street # 450 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:11,241 # I hear people say "Baby, so sweet" # 451 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:15,013 # Ever since puberty everybody stares at me # 452 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:18,647 # Boys, girls I can't help it, baby # 453 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:22,750 # So be kind and don't lose your mind # 454 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,527 # Just remember that I'm your baby # 455 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:31,365 # Take me for what I am # 456 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:35,429 # Who I was meant to be # 457 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,910 # And if you give a damn # 458 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,969 # Take me, baby # 459 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:45,380 # Or leave me # 460 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:50,080 # Take me, baby, or leave me # 461 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:54,319 # A tiger in a cage can never see the sun # 462 00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:57,850 # This diva needs her stage Baby, let's have fun # 463 00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:00,022 # You are the one I choose # 464 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,464 # Folks would kill to fill your shoes # 465 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:06,095 # You love the limelight too now, baby # 466 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,607 # So be mine and don't waste my time # 467 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:15,078 # Cryin', " Oh, honey bear, are you still my- my- my baby?" # 468 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:18,912 # Take me for what I am # 469 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,647 # Who I was meant to be # 470 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:27,158 # And if you give a damn # 471 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:30,592 # Take me, baby, or leave me # 472 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:35,258 # No way can I be what I'm not # 473 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:39,326 # But hey, don't you want your girl hot? # 474 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:43,738 # Don't fight Don't lose your head # 475 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:49,747 # 'Cause every night who's in your bed? # 476 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:53,807 # Take me for what I am # 477 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:58,720 # Who I was meant to be # 478 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,884 # And if you give a damn # 479 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,793 - # Take me, baby # - # Oh, take me, baby # 480 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:08,162 - # Or leave me # - # Or leave me # 481 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:14,934 # Take me, baby # 482 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:20,171 # Or leave me # 483 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,577 # Guess I'm leaving # 484 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,547 # I'm gone ## 485 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:31,354 Oh, my God! That was so great! 486 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,983 - No. Her. What about her? - No. Her. 487 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:36,459 - Awesome. - Hey. Where's the hate? 488 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,629 Not the point of Glee Club, Sue. 489 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:47,368 - I understand you wish to see me. - Yeah, Sue. I did. 490 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,169 I saw how you were in class today. 491 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,903 What are you doing tomorrow night? I want to take you somewhere. 492 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:57,074 No, no. No way. I don't care how depressed I am. I will not date a curly. 493 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,844 - Not on a date, Sue. - Still probably not gonna go. 494 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,079 You're interested in making your comeback, right? 495 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:05,350 Well, I think it's important that you see something. 496 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:11,621 Hate 'em. Hate hospitals, William. 497 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,687 That's why I keep voting for those death panels. 498 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,290 Sue, I know you. You crack jokes whenever you get uncomfortable. 499 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,131 Not really joking, William. 500 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,364 And you have a penchant for sappy scenarios set to music... 501 00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,372 so I demand to know where we're going. 502 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,271 We're going to the pediatric cancer ward. 503 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:26,276 No, no, no. Once a month, I come down here... 504 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,541 - and I sing songs with some of the kids getting long-term care. - Yep, no. 505 00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:31,172 No. Sue. 506 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,945 Uh, William, I know what you're getting at. 507 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:37,887 I have been selfish. Yes, I was ridiculed on the national stage, but you're right. 508 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:42,222 It's nothing when you compare it to what many people have to deal with and come back from. 509 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:45,854 I should be grateful. Well, congratulations. I've learned my lesson. 510 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,763 Then let's celebrate. Let's sing with some kids. 511 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,631 Look. You're right. Sometimes Glee Club is a little silly. 512 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:54,866 But we push through the weird to get to the real stuff. 513 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:58,898 I mean, music can get at a part of us that's hard to open up to. 514 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,808 But, please... 515 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,904 go there with me. 516 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:05,916 I think it'll be good for you, Sue. 517 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:08,680 No outfits. No jazz hands. 518 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:11,745 Just... music. 519 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:16,283 Fine. And, William, I don't care how adorable those kids are. 520 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,489 If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit Journey... 521 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,623 I will start pulling catheters. 522 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,724 Come on. 523 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:28,661 Bailey. 524 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,174 Hi, guys! 525 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:33,608 - Hi, Will. - Oh, hey. My man. 526 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,077 Hi. 527 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,445 Oh, my God. You're Sue Sylvester. I just saw you on TV. 528 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:39,608 - Oh. - Hey, guys. 529 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,777 This lady was interviewed by Katie Couric. 530 00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:43,878 Holy sweet baby Jesus. 531 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:46,253 What do you say, guys? You ready to make some music? 532 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,485 - Yeah! - Yeah! Let's do this thing. 533 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,494 Brought my special little guy with me. 534 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,360 - Yeah! - Yeah! All right! 535 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,469 All right. And that's all there is to it. 536 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,835 - So, does everyone know their parts? - Yes. 537 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,965 - Sue? - My kids are gonna mop the floor with your kids. 538 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,034 Not a chance. All right. I'm gonna sing the first two... 539 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,808 and, uh, then you guys come in and join me, just like we practiced. 540 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,015 - All right? - Okay. 541 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:16,143 # This little light of mine # 542 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:19,088 # I'm gonna let it shine # 543 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:22,024 # This little light of mine # 544 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,561 # I'm gonna let it shine # 545 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:27,496 # This little light of mine # 546 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,590 # I'm gonna let it shine # 547 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:34,627 # Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine # 548 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,866 Hide it under a bushel. 549 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,500 # Hide it under a bushel No! # 550 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,544 # I'm gonna let it shine # 551 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,706 # Hide it under a bushel No! # 552 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,841 # I'm gonna let it shine # 553 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:48,818 # Hide it under a bushel No! # 554 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,821 # I'm gonna let it shine # 555 00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:55,917 # Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine # 556 00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:59,689 # This little light of mine # 557 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,528 # I'm gonna let it shine # 558 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,000 # This little light of mine # 559 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:07,833 # I'm gonna let it shine # 560 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,466 # This little light of mine # 561 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,033 # I'm gonna let it shine # 562 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:17,411 # Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine ## 563 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:23,084 - Aw. - Give yourselves a hand. All right. 564 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,088 Good job. 565 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,919 I'll never forgive you for this. 566 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,549 Deal. 567 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,356 Look, Q. I know that we've had our differences, but I can't lie. 568 00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:36,093 - That outfit is amazing on you. - It looks good on everyone. 569 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,931 - Penny loafers and tights- genius. - Outrageous. 570 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:42,131 I mean, my carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler... 571 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,505 but no, I look hot and smart. 572 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,305 I feel like Michelle Obama. 573 00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:48,140 Oh, my God. You guys look amazing. 574 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:50,306 Seriously. She's a genius and an icon. 575 00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:51,370 Who is? 576 00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:53,741 Brittany. Who did you think? 577 00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:55,809 Who knew that taking off that Cheerios uniform... 578 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,787 would turn her into a fashion institution. 579 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,949 Is this a joke? 580 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,891 No. That sweater is. Who wears a reindeer sweater? 581 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:05,293 Uh, all three of you. 582 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,297 No. This is a carousel horse. 583 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,664 If you want to know what to wear, just look to Brittany. 584 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:13,169 Look. She took the look from me, okay? 585 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:15,900 - I paid her. - You're a terrible liar, Rachel. 586 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:19,102 I can't believe you would take this away from poor Brittany. 587 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,111 It's sad. You're just sad. 588 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,576 Hey! I need to talk to you. I want my money back. 589 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,621 Well, I used it to pay a publicist. 590 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,485 - What? - Jacob Ben Israel posted a photo... 591 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:37,085 and this Web site called The Sartorialist named me the Trendiest Girl in America. 592 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:40,187 Brittany, I'm trying to stage a comeback here. 593 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,995 Okay, but what exactly are you coming back from? 594 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,501 - L- - Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. 595 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:49,131 You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing. 596 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:52,802 They see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming. 597 00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:54,811 I'm really sorry, but I have to go. 598 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:56,608 I have an interview with Teen Vogue. 599 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:05,148 All right. Let's get right down to it. 600 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:09,751 Starting us off, and making her New Directions solo debut, Miss Lauren Zizes. 601 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,158 Whoo, ooh! 602 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,288 So what are you gonna sing for us, Lauren? 603 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:16,356 Here's how I see it. I know I'm the hottest bitch in this joint. 604 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:20,336 If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world a finger... 605 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,340 - and this would be my national anthem. - Okay. 606 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,376 Puckerman, grab your guitar. 607 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,139 Tina, Brittany, ready? Good. 608 00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:30,180 Awesome. Supercool. 609 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:33,918 Okay. 610 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,884 Two, three, four. 611 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,718 # I know what boys like # 612 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,020 # I know what guys want # 613 00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:43,720 # I see them looking # 614 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:46,860 # I make them want me # 615 00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:49,764 # I like to tease them # 616 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,394 # I know what boys like # 617 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,597 # Boys like # 618 00:32:57,775 --> 00:33:00,801 # Boys like me # 619 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,278 # I see you're sad now # 620 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,441 # I will let you # 621 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,780 # Sorry I teased you # 622 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,514 # I will let you # 623 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,283 # This time I mean it # 624 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:14,757 # I will let you # 625 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,158 # Anything you want # 626 00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:19,389 # You can trust me # 627 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,955 # I really want to # 628 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,365 # You can trust me # 629 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,733 # How would you like it? # 630 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:28,704 # You can trust me # 631 00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,704 # Sucker! # 632 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,937 # I got my cat moves # 633 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,380 # That so upset them # 634 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,815 # Zippers and buttons # 635 00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:43,376 # Fun to frustrate them # 636 00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:45,081 # They get so angry # 637 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,784 # Like pouty children # 638 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,293 # Denied their candy # 639 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,454 # I laugh right at them # 640 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:55,465 - # I know what boys like # - Whoo! 641 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,761 # Boys like # 642 00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:59,394 # Boys like me ## 643 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,729 Whoo! 644 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:03,273 Ow! 645 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,571 How fricking hot is she? 646 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,803 What was that? 647 00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,785 This morning I woke up and decided to swallow the sun. 648 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:17,650 That's my James Earl Jones impression. 649 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,883 First of all, that is offensive. 650 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,754 He shot Martin Luther King. 651 00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,192 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. 652 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:26,321 Okay, you know what? Let's just cut to the chase. 653 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,298 Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is, like, way off... 654 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,597 you still somehow manage to be cute. 655 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:35,298 But make no mistake. Every time you open your humongous mouth... 656 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:39,434 to do an impression, or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant... 657 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:43,970 you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. 658 00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:49,384 Which is where I come in. I hereby offer my services as a mistress. 659 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:52,685 I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on 'em now. 660 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:56,215 - But I'm dating Quinn. - And this just in: She cheated on you. 661 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,821 - No, she didn't. - Look. I know you're as dumb as a bag of wet hair... 662 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,865 but you know in your heart she's lying. 663 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,060 That gum ball story was insane. 664 00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:07,468 You're choosing to believe it so you can still be with her. 665 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,506 But consider my offer. 666 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:11,701 Not only am I giving you full visitation rights... 667 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,802 to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage... 668 00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:18,713 you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he can't mess with Sam Evans. 669 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,843 And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw... 670 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:24,581 and swallow him whole like a python... 671 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,647 but because you have some buzz at this school. 672 00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,716 Think about it. 673 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:41,033 Will, you have a problem. 674 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:43,234 You? 675 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,104 No. Your Glee kids. 676 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,577 They have no comprehension skills. Your assignment was anthems... 677 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,742 and I'll be damned as your hairdresser if any of them sung a single one. 678 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,184 Sue, are you trying to tell me that you want to perform an anthem? 679 00:35:56,254 --> 00:36:00,657 Well, I'll admit that, uh, your little field trip to the house of sad... 680 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,420 inspired me a bit. 681 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,894 But I'm not gonna go it alone. The whole crew has to sing it with me. 682 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,830 And here's the catch: No more Bieber. 683 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,199 No hoodies. No pocket lesbian Bieber hair. 684 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,134 Well, that can be arranged. 685 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:19,143 What's your song? 686 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,742 # Sing it out # 687 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:29,115 # Boy, you've got to see what tomorrow brings # 688 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,089 # Sing it out # 689 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:37,856 # Girl, you've got to be what tomorrow needs # 690 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:46,528 # For every time that they want to count you out # 691 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,674 # And use your voice # 692 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:53,676 - # Ooh # - # Every single time # 693 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:56,941 # You open up your mouth # 694 00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,346 # Sing it for the boys # 695 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,248 # Sing it for the girls # 696 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:05,449 # Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world # 697 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:10,085 # Sing it from the heart Sing it till you're nuts # 698 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:14,291 # Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts # 699 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:18,461 # Sing it for the deaf Sing it for the blind # 700 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:23,098 # Sing about everyone that you left behind # 701 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:28,043 # Sing it for the world Sing it for the world # 702 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:34,180 # Cleaned up Corporation progress # 703 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,345 # Dying in the process # 704 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:40,618 # Buy yourself the motivation Generation nothing # 705 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:44,855 # Nothing but a dead scene Product of a white dream # 706 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:49,389 # I am not the singer that you wanted but a dancer # 707 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:53,631 # I refuse to answer Talk about the passer # 708 00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:57,003 # Ruling for the ones who want to get away # 709 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,466 # Keep runnin' # 710 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:03,912 # Sing it for the boys Sing it for the girls # 711 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:08,384 # Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world # 712 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:12,513 # Sing it from the heart Sing it till you're nuts # 713 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:16,993 # Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts # 714 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:21,259 # Sing it for the deaf Sing it for the blind # 715 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:25,564 # Sing about everyone that you left behind # 716 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:30,573 # Sing it for the world Sing it for the world # 717 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:34,236 # We've got to see what tomorrow brings # 718 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,772 # Sing it for the world Sing it for the world # 719 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:42,876 # Boy, you've got to be what tomorrow needs # 720 00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:48,050 # Sing it for the world Sing it for the world ## 721 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,185 Whoo! Yeah! 722 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:02,072 Hey. Do you think I could borrow one of your T-shirts... 723 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:04,300 to use as a smock tonight at Color Me Mine? 724 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,240 I kind of have a thing for wearing my boyfriend's shirts. 725 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,801 We're not going to Color Me Mine. 726 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,870 And I'm not your boyfriend. 727 00:39:11,949 --> 00:39:13,917 Wait. Why? 728 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:16,782 Because you can't look me in the eye right now... 729 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,879 and tell me that you didn't make out with Finn. 730 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,289 I want to be with you, Sam. 731 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,993 Forget it, okay? No harm, no foul. 732 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,260 Oei ngati kameie. 733 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,962 Crap. Santana told me to stop speaking Na'vi. 734 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,801 Since when is Santana telling you what to do? 735 00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,209 Since we started going out. 736 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:44,043 # I thought you'd always be mine # 737 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,584 # I'm gone ## 738 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:50,313 - When did that happen? - All right. 739 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,846 I hate to say it, but I think we all owe Sue a big thank-you. 740 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:57,416 She may hate us, but she did give us a kick-butt song for regionals. 741 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,326 - Yeah, she did. - Yeah. 742 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,921 - That's right. - That's right. 743 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:03,933 Mr. Schuester, I think that our admiration for Coach Sylvester... 744 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:05,798 might just be a little premature. 745 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:09,135 While I love My Chemical Romance, and I think we all kicked butt on that number... 746 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,606 as our team leader and arbiter of all that is good... 747 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,838 I have to say that I don't think that that song is good enough for regionals. 748 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,938 The Warblers have Kurt and Blaine as their, like, one-two punch... 749 00:40:18,015 --> 00:40:19,983 and Aural Intensity kicked our butt last year. 750 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:23,781 We can't just do any song to beat either of those teams. 751 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:27,221 You mean a number where you don't get to sing the entire song. 752 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,226 - Guys, this isn't about me. - What do you suggest, Rachel? 753 00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:32,558 We need to be bold and epic. 754 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:35,030 We need to write our own original music for regionals. 755 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,966 We need an undisputable advantage. 756 00:40:38,035 --> 00:40:40,128 Check out dwarf Diane Warren. 757 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:45,301 Look. We can't lose regionals again this year, you guys. Okay? You have to trust me. 758 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,503 I feel really, really strongly about this. 759 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,239 Let's put it to a vote. Okay, Rachel? 760 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,804 All those in favor of doing an original song? 761 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,208 Chemical Romance? 762 00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:04,825 - Hey there, buddy. - Sue. 763 00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:07,591 You know, I have to be honest. We missed you in here today. 764 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:10,498 - Mmm. - Oddly, you're, uh, kind of a fun addition. 765 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:14,595 Oh, Will. Charles Manson would have been a fun addition to your pack of losers. 766 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,902 Well, looks like you're back to your old self. 767 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:20,876 Ah, hardly. I'm on my way to becoming someone much better. 768 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:23,413 You've inspired me, Will. You've made me realize... 769 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,676 I have more to offer the world than coming up with... 770 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,115 spectacular life-threatening cheerleading tumbles. 771 00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:29,948 I got the music in me. 772 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,516 Sue, that is great. 773 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,717 I mean, with that attitude you are welcome in here anytime. 774 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:38,125 Oh, I couldn't do that. It'd be spying on the competition. 775 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:39,355 What? 776 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,661 No one told you? I got a part-time gig. 777 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:45,361 Yeah, I'm the new coach for Aural Intensity. 778 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,869 That's impossible. 779 00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:49,531 Oh, nothing's impossible, Will, when you have a positive attitude. 780 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:52,405 You taught me that. Isn't it great? 781 00:41:52,476 --> 00:41:54,876 Geez, I got my mojo back... 782 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,880 still get to dedicate my life to destroying yours. 783 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,941 Life's good. 784 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,547 See you at regionals. 785 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,327 - You must be happy. - Why is that? 786 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,733 Quinn's back on the market. I mean, she'll be easy pickings after what Sam did to her. 787 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:22,328 I don't want to talk about Quinn. I want to talk about you. 788 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,739 You were right in there today about that number not being good enough to win. 789 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,470 We need to write our own songs. 790 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,604 Why didn't you say that when I needed you? 791 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,342 It wouldn't have made a difference. The only way to prove it to those guys... 792 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,112 is to write a great song and shove it down their throats. 793 00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:38,780 Well, do you think that you and I should do it together? 794 00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:41,120 No, I think you should do it yourself. 795 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:43,591 Let's face it. You're the real trendsetter in there... 796 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:46,653 and if someone was gonna write a song to win regionals, it would be you. 797 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:49,028 You really believe in me that much? 798 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,589 More. 799 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:57,238 You know... 800 00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,410 I really like the Rachel that I saw in there today. 801 00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:03,969 Reminded me of the old you. 802 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,608 Focused and take no prisoners. 803 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,545 I think she might be making a comeback. 804 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:58,890 English - US - SDH