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[Alarm beeping]
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[Clicks, stops]
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House?
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House?
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Oh! My God!
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What the hell?
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[Maniacal laugh]
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Gotcha.
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Did you actually wake up early
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and hide under the bed just
to scare the crap outta me?
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Set an alarm and everything.
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It's like dating
a ten-year-old.
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God, I hope not.
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Now that we're down here...
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Hold that thought.
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Seriously?
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I have to pee.
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I'll wait.
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I brought a book.
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I didn't know what time
your alarm was set for.
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House?
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You know, you can rent
this space out down here.
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In Japan,
that would be like a deluxe...
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[door opens]
House, shut up.
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There's blood in my urine.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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You really don't
have to be here.
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You're my girlfriend.
I'm being supportive.
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I'm mainly talking about them.
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Well, given that
there's almost certainly
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nothing wrong with you,
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and my patient definitely
has something wrong with him...
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That can't wait an hour?
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'Fraid not.
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He's...
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Chase.
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16-year-old male
spit up blood
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during a pick-up
basketball game.
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E.R. couldn't find
the source in his lungs
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or GI tract.
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See? Serious.
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Ready when you are...
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Get them outta here.
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My urethra is not
for public entertainment.
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But it is
a good-time adjacent.
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Feed the kid a camera.
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Check his gut for
angiodysplasia.
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All right.
If you could scoot down.
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Hey, I'm, uh,
I'm missing a watch.
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So can you keep your eyes open while...
Okay!
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You too.
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This little camera
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transmits images
to the data recorder
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so we can see
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if you've got any
vascular malformations
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in your GI tract.
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Your records show
you've lost some weight
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over the past year.
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Was that intentional?
Not really.
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Well, he's been
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eating less
since he quit the swim team.
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You have to get up early
for swim.
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It wasn't fun anymore.
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I need to talk to your son
about sexual activity.
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Generally, it's less
embarrassing for everyone...
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We're leaving.
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Actually, I've only...
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How long have you been
cutting yourself?
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Those are from a layback grind
that went wrong.
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Came off my skateboard
straight into a fence.
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So...No to cutting
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but yes to appetite
and sleep changes,
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and you quit something
you used to enjoy.
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How long have you
been depressed?
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Imaging showed no sign
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of upper GI issues.
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But the kid did admit
to being depressed
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and to smoking pot
to take the edge off.
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You are very pleased
with yourself, aren't you?
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His marijuana could be laced
with formaldehyde or lead,
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which could cause
a pulmonary hemorrhage
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which could make him
spit up blood.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
I thought it was a good catch.
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Run a lead level
and push 5 liters iv fluid.
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Feel free to tip
your other server.
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Cystoscopy was clean.
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Cytopathology was normal.
Why do you have my lab results?
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I don't.
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If I did,
I'd know you were fine.
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Unless the blood
came from my kidneys.
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Come on.
Your hypochondriac mom
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had a brush with mortality
last month,
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and it's understandable that
you're worrying more than usual,
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worrying that you might
turn into her.
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You're right.
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Odds are, this is nothing.
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Meet me in the cafeteria
in ten.
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There'll be a corn dog
with your name on it.
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I mean an actual corn dog.
They fixed the deep fryer.
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I need to schedule
an ultrasound.
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My dad's head's
still in one piece,
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so I'm guessing you didn't
mention the pot.
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What'd you tell him?
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The truth.
You had a...
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Minor chemical exposure,
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and we can't be 100% sure
how it happened.
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Thanks for covering.
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I know what it's like to be 16.
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You also know what
it's like to be depressed.
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You figured out my deal
after only a few minutes,
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but I been fooling my friends
and parents for months.
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It's my job to notice things.
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Maybe talking to your parents
would make things better.
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I've tried.
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They take it personally
that I'm not happy,
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and then I end up having
to make them feel better.
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They don't get me.
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No one does.
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In med school, it seemed like
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everybody else
could handle the pressure.
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I couldn't.
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I ended up hurting myself.
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Stupidest thing I've ever done.
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You've got red spots
in your eyes.
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They weren't there before.
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You have nice skin.
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Thank you.
Shut up!
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Sorry. Just thought it would
be rude not to comment.
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Just treat me like
any other patient.
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Right.
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Are you sucking in
your stomach?
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No.
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[Straining]
Hurry up before I pass out.
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Wilson?
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Ultrasound isn't definitive.
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We should run other
tests before...
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Stop talking like a doctor
and tell me what you see.
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There's a mass in your kidney.
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We still don't know
why Ryan coughed blood,
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and now he's got small
hemorrhages in his eyes.
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Sounds like an acquired
coagulapathy
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which gives us
a pretty wide differential.
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Gets a lot narrower
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if we factor in his depression.
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Oh, don't do that!
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Mood swings can be a symptom
of physiological illness.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Mood swings are also
a symptom of adolescence
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along with emo music
and masturbation.
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More importantly,
his weight loss
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and sleeping issues
started a year ago.
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(Chase)
Infection makes the most sense.
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He shoots hoops at school,
showers in the locker room.
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I'm thinking staph.
Damn!
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You don't think...
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Not talking to you!
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Everything okay with Cuddy?
She's fine.
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She's just too stupid
to accept it.
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Start him on nafcillin
for staph.
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(Cuddy)
All that's in the, uh,
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first mutual safety
deposit box.
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The retirement accounts...
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You're freaking out
because of one ultrasound
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performed by an incompetent
bonobo monkey.
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As demonstrated
by my sitting here calmly
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going about my business.
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Calling a lawyer,
drafting a will!
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Okay. I-I...
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Hacked into your
online schedule.
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Look, tests always
show something.
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A mass in your kidney
could be a complex cyst.
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It could be benign.
I'm a single mom.
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I need to set up a trust,
appoint a guardian.
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It's silly that I haven't
done it before now.
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But you're doing it now
because you think you're sick.
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The freaking out
can at least wait
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until after the biopsy
this afternoon.
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The biopsy's not till tomorrow.
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It's the first opening
in the schedule.
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For the dean of medicine,
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the first opening
in the schedule is...
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Oh, look! Now.
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My worry isn't any more
important than anyone else's.
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Actually, it is.
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But I'm not sick, right?
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Good point.
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I want my stuff, asshat.
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I told you, man,
I don't have it here.
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Hey...
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Guys.
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Everything okay?
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On my way out.
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I'll see you later.
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You wanna...
Tell me what's going on?
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My friend gave me some
leftover klonopin he had
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when he switched
his seizure meds.
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I sold them to roid rage
for 80 bucks,
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but I landed in here
before I could deliver,
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and now he's gonna
rip my arms off.
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How often do you sell drugs?
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It was a one-time thing.
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I needed the cash,
I had the pills,
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so I thought, "why not?"
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It was a bad idea.
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The pills are at my house.
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I could have a friend
go get them.
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Give the thug his money back.
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One time only.
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I mean,
if you're okay with this.
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You have three kids
of your own.
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It's not even a question.
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Of course I'll be
Rachel's guardian.
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And House is cool with this?
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I mean, you guys...
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We've only been together
a few months.
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Hmm. Seems like
a lot longer.
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Probably because you've been
talking about him for ten years.
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And by talking,
I mean ranting about
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wanting to smash his teeth in
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with a stapler
for being such a jerk.
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People change.
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[Knock at door]
I'll get it.
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(House)
That better be her!
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Audience: Ooh!
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Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed
to be home half an hour ago.
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Don't blame me...
He's the one
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who wouldn't
run any red lights.
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[Laughter]
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Mouth on that kid
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makes Mel Gibson sound like
Nelson Mandela.
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Where'd she learn that?
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[Women whooping]
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I don't know why you're here,
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but I didn't do it.
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[Whooping, cheering]
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What's the problem, officer?
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She was shoplifting
down at the mall.
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Audience: Aw!
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Are either of you
this girl's father?
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Nope. But since
her mom died,
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she's my favorite
tax write-off.
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Officer, you have my word
it won't happen again.
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'Cause next time...
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She won't get caught!
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[Laughter, applause]
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[Loud cheering]
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[Gasping, panting]
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It's no big deal.
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Good for you.
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You could have just
assumed he was a drug dealer,
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but instead you
took his word for it.
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It's nice to finally
see someone
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have a little faith
in humanity around here.
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Why would you do that?
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Ryan, you okay in there?
I'm not sure.
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I think I just peed blood.
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Looks like peeing blood
is the new black.
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Peeing blood after a night
on antibiotics
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means we can move on
from infections.
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Scoping showed no sign
of a bleed in his bladder,
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which points to a kidney problem.
Probably some kinda mass.
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00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,039
Kidney mass wouldn't
explain the coughing blood
265
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,457
or the hemorrhages.
266
00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:22,108
Antiphospholipid syndrome,
on the other hand...
267
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,894
Makes sense.
But doesn't rule out a mass.
268
00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:26,246
(Masters)
You think it's cancer?
269
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:27,847
Mass doesn't have to be cancer.
270
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,999
Could be renal hematoma.
271
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,250
But the patient doesn't have
272
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,619
any other abdominal trauma.
He's...
273
00:12:32,687 --> 00:12:34,004
Not talking about the patient.
274
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,241
Cuddy has a mass on her kidney?
275
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,592
It's probably
just a complex cyst
276
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:42,295
or angiomyolipoma.
277
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,680
It's a mass, not a mystery.
278
00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:46,766
They'll do the biopsy,
then you'll have your answer.
279
00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:49,185
Just...Have to wait.
280
00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:51,838
Patient admitted to using pot.
281
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,657
Who knows what else he's doing.
282
00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,992
This could be
a heroin-induced nephropathy.
283
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:57,594
I thought you trusted this kid.
284
00:12:57,662 --> 00:12:59,896
And then you pointed out
how sweet that was.
285
00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:01,665
If it were heroin, he'd be
going through withdrawal.
286
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,649
Antiphospholipid syndrome's
a better fit.
287
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,835
Start the patient
on plasmapheresis.
288
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,153
While he's doing that,
289
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,422
can I at least search
his house for drugs?
290
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,207
Have I ever said no
to that question?
291
00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:17,047
What are you doing here?
292
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,749
Pie-eating contest.
293
00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:22,235
Cuddy's biopsy is in an hour.
294
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,770
You should be
keeping her company.
295
00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:29,192
Okay. You've been worried
that your relationship
296
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,777
is getting in the way
of your diagnoses,
297
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,028
you're protecting your patient.
298
00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:34,614
Either that or...
You're an ass.
299
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,050
Three... I hate
the smell of death.
300
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:41,121
The chances of Cuddy
having renal cell carcinoma...
301
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,156
I'm talking about
our relationship.
302
00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:44,524
She needs support and comfort,
303
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,409
both things
that I famously suck at.
304
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,712
This will inevitably lead to...
305
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:51,414
You know what's good
for that? Practice.
306
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:54,417
Doing it... I don't know...
once?
307
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,252
I'm not gonna act like
there's a crisis
308
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,637
before we know there is one.
309
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,372
There's no proof
there's anything wrong with her.
310
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,890
There's no proof
she's being stalked
311
00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:02,359
by ninja squirrels either,
312
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:04,227
but if she's scared of them...
313
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,730
As her boyfriend,
it's your job to figure out
314
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:08,915
how to help her feel better.
315
00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,305
You're right.
316
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,245
[Footsteps approach]
317
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,783
House told me
to keep you company.
318
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,285
Nurse told me to give you
antibiotics.
319
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,338
Tell House I'm fine.
320
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:35,592
Mm!
321
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,680
Tom Cruise got married.
322
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,132
[Chuckles]
323
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,941
Do you want me to quote
from First Corinthians?
324
00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:54,444
'Cause I can do that.
As a Jew,
325
00:14:54,512 --> 00:14:56,196
I'm gonna have
to decline that offer.
326
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,514
Don't know what you're missing.
327
00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:59,115
St. Paul
was really on his game.
328
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:08,291
He'll show up eventually.
329
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,994
You don't actually
believe that.
330
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,912
But I do.
331
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:14,297
All these years,
332
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,915
he's never stopped
trying to annoy me
333
00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:18,334
for more than 15 minutes.
334
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:21,254
And now he can't even
walk into the room.
335
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,559
Love hopes all things.
336
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:32,315
What is it with you
and this kid?
337
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,567
He's doggy paddling
in a sea of misery.
338
00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:35,902
I remember what it's like.
339
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,854
How far did you have to
reach back for that memory,
340
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,572
last night?
341
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,407
Sometimes I hear you
in the living room
342
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,826
watching TV
at 3:00 A.M.
343
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,311
That's when classic Dr. Who
comes on the BBC.
344
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,447
Yeah. If only they had
some device
345
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,814
that allowed you to record them
346
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,450
and watch them another time.
347
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,418
[Cell phone rings]
I'm just saying...
348
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:55,154
I don't think fixing this kid
is gonna fix you.
349
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,941
Yep?
350
00:15:58,008 --> 00:16:00,093
We're on our way back.
351
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,495
Our patient lost all feeling
in his right arm.
352
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,330
Look at this.
353
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,322
[Beep beep beep]
354
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,375
[Current crackles]
355
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,879
Chase?
356
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:38,665
How'd it go with Cuddy?
357
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,718
Chase?
358
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,703
[Current crackling]
359
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,930
[Screeching]
360
00:16:58,035 --> 00:16:59,269
Aah!
361
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,793
Good thing
I brought my ax cane.
362
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,080
(Cuddy)
House...Help me!
363
00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:30,183
I'm coming!
364
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,521
House...Please!
365
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,360
It looks like we got company.
366
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:54,273
[Evil laughter]
367
00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:56,275
[Reload click]
368
00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:57,210
[Reload click]
369
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:02,165
(Cuddy)
House!
370
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,417
Aah...Aah!
371
00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:07,470
[Suspenseful music]
372
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,423
♪ ♪
373
00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:12,291
(Cuddy)
Aah...Aah!
374
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,600
[Hisses]
375
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:21,768
No!
376
00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:22,735
Ah...
377
00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:27,030
Are you okay?
378
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,417
I was sleeping.
379
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,419
What could go wrong?
380
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:38,944
(Masters)
Patient lost feeling in his arm
381
00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:41,512
while on steroids...
Rules out autoimmune.
382
00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:43,180
So what causes bleeding,
kidney problems,
383
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,865
and unilateral numbness?
384
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,784
And a complete absence
of any record
385
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,953
of Cuddy's kidney biopsy.
386
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,871
She must have put it
under a false name
387
00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:52,873
so I couldn't rush the results.
388
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,159
What if we had it backwards
389
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,127
and it's not a bleeding problem,
it's a clotting problem?
390
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,663
There's no patient file
created in the last two days
391
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:01,799
for anyone having
that procedure.
392
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:02,917
She backdated the file?
393
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,668
That's very clever.
394
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,504
Hands off.
She's mine.
395
00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:07,655
Clots could explain everything
396
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:08,956
including the numbness.
397
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,707
We should do an angiogram
of his brain,
398
00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:12,709
see if we can find it.
399
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:17,865
House.
400
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,016
We're worried too.
401
00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:21,735
How sweet.
402
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,237
I'm not worried.
403
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:25,656
I just wanna get the results
so she can stop worrying.
404
00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:27,558
Okay, but in the meantime...
Do an angiogram.
405
00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:30,277
You two go to pathology
and look at Cuddy's slides.
406
00:19:30,362 --> 00:19:32,396
You just said you didn't know
which sample was hers.
407
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,914
I guess you're gonna
have to look at them all.
408
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,337
(Chase) Bigger question...
What's the deal with Taub?
409
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:42,739
Just because House
is too distracted
410
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,875
to notice your distraction
doesn't mean we didn't.
411
00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,961
Clots, angiograms...
I'm focused.
412
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,680
The kid scratched out
the faces of half his class.
413
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:50,965
You don't think
that's a problem?
414
00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:52,182
(Foreman)
It's not our problem.
415
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,634
Why is it anyone's problem?
416
00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:55,970
I violently executed
my tenth grade geometry teacher
417
00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,888
about five different ways
in my mind.
418
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,223
I didn't want to kill anybody.
419
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:02,092
I just wanted to torture
them slowly in my basement,
420
00:20:02,143 --> 00:20:03,561
preferably with acid.
421
00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:08,899
You guys ever think about
what you might to do to House?
422
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,784
[Elevator bell dings]
423
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,875
Maybe it's no big deal.
424
00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:19,460
Unless it is.
425
00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:21,879
Someone shot House.
426
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:29,336
[Television chatter]
427
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,223
What are you doing?
428
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,009
Pie-eating contest.
429
00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:37,928
I was going to send Chase
430
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,347
to tell you what the obvious
right thing to do here is,
431
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:41,932
but then I realized...
432
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,518
If you were too stupid
to know how stupid that was,
433
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,220
you might miss the irony.
434
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,138
You have to be with her.
435
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,240
Yeah. I get it.
436
00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:51,442
She needs artificial support
437
00:20:51,509 --> 00:20:53,193
for an artificial problem.
438
00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:56,547
She's fine.
Chase did an excellent job.
439
00:20:56,615 --> 00:20:58,499
She doesn't sleep with Chase.
440
00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,867
We don't know that.
441
00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:01,018
Hey!
442
00:21:01,086 --> 00:21:03,170
Eating pie in here.
443
00:21:03,254 --> 00:21:05,322
House...
444
00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:07,257
I'm not gonna tell you
a third time.
445
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:08,659
Do not screw this up.
446
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,828
Because I really don't
wanna clean up the mess.
447
00:21:13,665 --> 00:21:15,349
He's referring to the pie.
448
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,184
14 patients
with kidney biopsies.
449
00:21:17,268 --> 00:21:21,105
I tabulated them against
their urinalysis results.
450
00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,023
Six men, three diabetics,
451
00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:24,975
one LCDD, one kid, two seniors,
452
00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:28,646
and by default,
one...Cuddy.
453
00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:33,067
Uh...The biopsy
was inconclusive.
454
00:21:33,151 --> 00:21:35,035
The mass is near
the center of her kidney.
455
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:37,454
They couldn't get
a readable sample.
456
00:21:37,522 --> 00:21:39,707
Means they'll have to
remove the mass
457
00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,709
to know if it's cancer or not.
458
00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:43,127
The file says
459
00:21:43,194 --> 00:21:44,545
they're doing some imaging now,
460
00:21:44,629 --> 00:21:47,448
give the surgeon a better
idea of what he's dealing with.
461
00:21:51,486 --> 00:21:52,720
[Door closes]
462
00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:54,722
[Video game sounds]
463
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,540
(House)
Can we order pizza?
464
00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:58,659
There's nothing in the fridge.
465
00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:00,644
At least not anymore.
466
00:22:00,712 --> 00:22:03,681
What's happening
with the patient?
467
00:22:03,732 --> 00:22:05,015
Angio showed a clot
468
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:07,017
in a branch of his
middle cerebral artery.
469
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:10,270
Started him on streptokinase
to break it up.
470
00:22:10,355 --> 00:22:13,890
Although...Maybe we should
have just played a few rounds
471
00:22:13,942 --> 00:22:16,610
of Savagescape 2: The Revenge,
because that's obviously
472
00:22:16,695 --> 00:22:18,295
the best way to make someone
feel better.
473
00:22:18,363 --> 00:22:21,632
You keep talking like Wilson,
your face will freeze like that.
474
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,451
Look, however bad you think
you're gonna be in that room,
475
00:22:24,536 --> 00:22:27,187
not being in the room is worse.
476
00:22:32,243 --> 00:22:34,094
When she breaks up with you...
477
00:22:34,179 --> 00:22:36,513
You're playing by yourself.
478
00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:39,433
[Firing sounds]
479
00:22:40,769 --> 00:22:42,352
Honey, I'm home.
480
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:45,305
Just in time.
Pot roast is ready.
481
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:47,441
Smells wonderful!
482
00:22:47,525 --> 00:22:48,925
I cured all my patients,
483
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:51,111
so I came home to spend
time with Rachel.
484
00:22:51,196 --> 00:22:53,230
And how was your day today?
485
00:22:53,281 --> 00:22:54,515
It was great, ma!
486
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,600
I got 100% on my spelling test
487
00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:58,986
and 170 on my LSATs!
488
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:01,872
Your LSATs?
You're eight years old.
489
00:23:01,939 --> 00:23:03,407
We've been studying together.
490
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:06,126
It was supposed to be
a surprise.
491
00:23:06,211 --> 00:23:09,296
Well, that's wonderful.
492
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:10,664
I think Rachel
493
00:23:10,749 --> 00:23:12,049
deserves a treat.
494
00:23:12,116 --> 00:23:13,300
No, thanks, daddy.
495
00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:15,302
It might spoil my appetite.
496
00:23:15,386 --> 00:23:16,637
[Knock at door]
497
00:23:16,721 --> 00:23:18,789
Well, who could that be?
498
00:23:21,426 --> 00:23:23,560
Delivery for you,
Mrs. House.
499
00:23:23,628 --> 00:23:25,796
Happy 29th birthday.
500
00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:28,432
I'm not 29!
501
00:23:30,068 --> 00:23:32,136
You're not limping.
502
00:23:33,971 --> 00:23:36,523
This isn't possible.
503
00:23:36,608 --> 00:23:40,027
None of this is possible.
504
00:23:40,111 --> 00:23:42,696
Girl can dream.
505
00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:45,099
[Knock at door]
[Gasps]
506
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,167
[Knocking]
507
00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:50,821
[Knocking continues]
508
00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:55,425
You run out of sugar?
509
00:23:56,994 --> 00:24:00,414
Got your scans back from today.
510
00:24:15,563 --> 00:24:16,513
[Cell phone rings]
511
00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:18,365
Yeah.
512
00:24:18,449 --> 00:24:20,868
[Firing sounds]
513
00:24:20,952 --> 00:24:22,352
[Firing stops]
514
00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:28,041
Okay.
515
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,063
What's going on?
516
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,535
Imaging shows enhancing masses
517
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:41,421
across multiple lobes
of Cuddy's lungs.
518
00:24:41,506 --> 00:24:44,241
[Controller clatters]
519
00:24:44,309 --> 00:24:47,494
That's what kidney cancer
looks like when it metastasizes.
520
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,550
She's dead.
521
00:24:58,802 --> 00:25:00,303
What's up, losers?
522
00:25:00,354 --> 00:25:02,438
I hope you're enjoying
being alive.
523
00:25:02,506 --> 00:25:04,640
Today's lesson:
Natural selection.
524
00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:07,110
Excellent system.
Made us who we are today.
525
00:25:07,177 --> 00:25:09,562
But then we invented seat belts
and grocery stores,
526
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:12,198
things that keep idiots
and weaklings alive.
527
00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:14,117
And let's be honest.
528
00:25:14,184 --> 00:25:16,119
Most of you
don't really deserve it.
529
00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:21,074
Here's to the natural order.
530
00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:26,162
[Boom]
531
00:25:28,332 --> 00:25:29,382
Yes!
532
00:25:29,466 --> 00:25:32,552
[Laughs]
Whoo!
533
00:25:32,636 --> 00:25:34,303
Copied from his flash drive.
534
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:36,556
Do I go to the cops?
535
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,908
Yes. "Officer, I'd like
to report an assault.
536
00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:41,594
The victim
was a pile of leaves."
537
00:25:41,662 --> 00:25:42,929
It goes on.
538
00:25:43,013 --> 00:25:44,330
He talks about
bombing his school.
539
00:25:44,398 --> 00:25:46,165
Which you know because
you stole his flash drive
540
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:47,834
and broke into his house.
541
00:25:47,901 --> 00:25:49,885
How's that gonna play?
542
00:25:49,937 --> 00:25:52,105
(Masters)
Ryan's not responding to streptokinase.
543
00:25:52,189 --> 00:25:53,856
We don't have very long
before the damage
544
00:25:53,907 --> 00:25:55,408
becomes irreversible.
545
00:25:55,492 --> 00:25:56,776
So we either up his dosage
546
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,911
or go into his head
and get the clot out.
547
00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:00,496
Where's House?
Hopefully with Cuddy.
548
00:26:00,564 --> 00:26:02,615
She did just get
some pretty awful news.
549
00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:03,900
I called her.
550
00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:05,885
She doesn't know
where he is either.
551
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,975
Have you seen House?
552
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:14,510
No.
553
00:26:16,746 --> 00:26:19,382
He left my place
last night after you called.
554
00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:20,883
No one's seen him today.
555
00:26:20,934 --> 00:26:22,885
Any idea where he'd be?
556
00:26:22,953 --> 00:26:25,054
No.
557
00:26:26,473 --> 00:26:28,608
And you're not...
Worried about that?
558
00:26:28,692 --> 00:26:30,860
He's not good with bad news.
559
00:26:30,928 --> 00:26:32,945
Yes. I'm worried.
560
00:26:33,013 --> 00:26:34,897
But this isn't about House.
It's about Cuddy.
561
00:26:34,948 --> 00:26:36,532
She's the one
who could be dying,
562
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,117
and he's trying to
make this about himself.
563
00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:39,986
I'm not playing.
564
00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:41,704
Okay...
565
00:26:44,424 --> 00:26:46,993
She still believes
he'll show up.
566
00:26:48,495 --> 00:26:49,762
He'll either get over himself
567
00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:53,049
and be who she needs him to be
568
00:26:53,116 --> 00:26:56,435
or he won't.
569
00:26:56,503 --> 00:26:57,937
[Keys clacking]
570
00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:59,622
(Taub)
We'd like to do an embolectomy.
571
00:26:59,673 --> 00:27:02,391
We'll run a corkscrew-shaped
instrument into Ryan's brain
572
00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:05,928
and pull the clot out.
573
00:27:05,979 --> 00:27:07,513
Okay.
574
00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:08,764
Have you talked
to him about it?
575
00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:12,068
Yes. But I wanted
to see you alone.
576
00:27:12,135 --> 00:27:15,137
I saw some videos that Ryan
made a few weeks ago.
577
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:17,323
He's blowing up pipe bombs
578
00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:19,575
and threatening people
in his school.
579
00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:20,693
(Kay)
Oh, God!
580
00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:21,810
He was probably
just messing around.
581
00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:22,811
Our son wouldn't hurt anybody.
582
00:27:22,863 --> 00:27:24,530
I'm not so sure.
583
00:27:24,615 --> 00:27:26,115
I know this looks bad,
584
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,983
but Ryan's a good kid.
585
00:27:28,035 --> 00:27:30,970
He's had a rough couple years
since he started high school,
586
00:27:31,038 --> 00:27:32,488
but I really think
he'll come out of it.
587
00:27:32,556 --> 00:27:34,040
He needs help.
Maybe he does,
588
00:27:34,124 --> 00:27:36,175
but if this gets out,
he'll be suspended,
589
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:38,160
maybe expelled.
590
00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:40,613
How about you focus
on keeping him alive?
591
00:27:40,681 --> 00:27:42,665
What are you gonna do?
592
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:44,267
What do you think I should do?
593
00:27:44,334 --> 00:27:45,501
Pssh. Ha.
594
00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:46,752
So you can do the opposite?
595
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:49,138
There are kids
all over the country
596
00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:51,357
doing dumb,
potentially violent things,
597
00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:54,377
but the percentage of them
who would actually kill anybody
598
00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:55,695
is miniscule.
599
00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,413
So I shouldn't do anything.
600
00:27:57,481 --> 00:27:59,415
Mm...While the odds
are low,
601
00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:02,034
the fallout could be...
Huge.
602
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,019
Tens or even hundreds of lives.
603
00:28:04,071 --> 00:28:06,372
So I should call the cops.
604
00:28:06,456 --> 00:28:08,357
Of course, over-identification
with the subject
605
00:28:08,408 --> 00:28:11,844
could skew the calculation
towards being extra-protective.
606
00:28:11,912 --> 00:28:13,746
Or alternatively...
607
00:28:13,814 --> 00:28:16,282
You suck at this.
608
00:28:19,753 --> 00:28:21,587
Hate the statistics...
609
00:28:21,672 --> 00:28:23,422
Not the statistician.
610
00:28:27,761 --> 00:28:30,012
Give me a little more dye.
611
00:28:33,016 --> 00:28:34,216
(Chase)
There's the clot.
612
00:28:39,389 --> 00:28:41,724
It just disintegrated
when you touched it.
613
00:28:43,059 --> 00:28:44,910
What was that thing?
614
00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:00,092
I got a great idea
where we should go.
615
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,344
I don't want to hear it.
616
00:29:01,411 --> 00:29:03,596
You're gonna love it.
617
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,348
Australia's finest.
618
00:29:05,415 --> 00:29:07,767
There's a great karaoke
bar in Newark...
619
00:29:07,851 --> 00:29:09,468
I hate karaoke.
620
00:29:09,553 --> 00:29:12,921
They got every...
every song
621
00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:15,308
by every Aussie artist.
622
00:29:15,392 --> 00:29:19,111
Midnight oil, men at work,
Olivia Newton John.
623
00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:21,447
I do a mean version
of Physical.
624
00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:23,866
And the barbecue shrimp
is amazing.
625
00:29:26,486 --> 00:29:28,270
What about the fries?
626
00:29:28,322 --> 00:29:31,240
Hot and salty and delicious.
627
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,942
[Paper rustling]
628
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,134
Talking about food
made me hungry.
629
00:29:43,587 --> 00:29:46,672
You had candy
in my other dreams.
630
00:29:46,757 --> 00:29:49,091
Means you're stressed at work.
631
00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:51,727
All dream symbols
mean you're stressed at work.
632
00:29:51,795 --> 00:29:53,629
Or castration anxiety.
633
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,231
No.
634
00:29:55,298 --> 00:29:58,017
I was hoping...
635
00:29:58,101 --> 00:30:00,969
You'd figure out a way
to handle all this.
636
00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:07,026
Maybe you can't because
you're still a child.
637
00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:09,745
I can do better.
638
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,504
Might be too late.
639
00:30:25,762 --> 00:30:26,846
House!
640
00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,514
[Loud gunfire]
641
00:30:28,598 --> 00:30:29,615
[Gasps]
642
00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:30,850
Ah...
643
00:30:55,142 --> 00:30:57,343
I should have been here.
644
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,797
Sorry.
645
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:09,021
I knew you'd come.
646
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:16,975
What was that thing,
647
00:31:17,059 --> 00:31:19,110
and why did it just dissolve
648
00:31:19,195 --> 00:31:20,478
in the middle of surgery?
649
00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:21,730
(Foreman)
Why is his liver shutting down?
650
00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:22,781
That thing
in his brain goes away,
651
00:31:22,865 --> 00:31:24,265
the kid slips into a coma.
652
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,533
(Masters)
We started him on lactulose,
653
00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:27,485
but at the rate
his liver function is declining,
654
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:28,954
he'll be dead in a day.
655
00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:31,323
Should we page House?
656
00:31:31,407 --> 00:31:32,574
(Chase)
He's busy.
657
00:31:36,913 --> 00:31:38,914
(Masters)
House can't do anything for her now.
658
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,115
We need him!
By his own logic...
659
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,717
(Chase)
Patient's blood tests were negative
660
00:31:42,785 --> 00:31:45,220
for barbiturates
or acetaminophen.
661
00:31:45,287 --> 00:31:47,005
He's not on
a high protein diet.
662
00:31:47,089 --> 00:31:49,257
House couldn't concentrate on
the case before she was dying.
663
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,593
You think he's gonna
get in the game now?
664
00:31:53,062 --> 00:31:54,646
If you don't make it,
665
00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,564
I won't sleep with anyone
for at least a month.
666
00:31:56,632 --> 00:31:58,099
Make it two.
667
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,935
Bitch.
668
00:32:03,105 --> 00:32:05,941
(Masters)
A.I.P. can cause uremia, tank the liver.
669
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,576
(Chase) It causes abdominal cramping,
not abdominal bleeding.
670
00:32:08,644 --> 00:32:10,979
(Masters) Oh, because fucosidosis
was such a brilliant idea?
671
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:12,981
(Taub)
Guys!
672
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,369
(Chase)
Type 2 citrullinemia fits.
673
00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:19,537
(Masters)
There are no signs of hyperlipidemia
674
00:32:19,622 --> 00:32:22,156
or pancreatitis.
(Taub) Those can take years to emerge.
675
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,258
Closest we've gotten.
676
00:32:23,325 --> 00:32:24,676
Start him on IV sodium benzoate
677
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,012
to reduce the ammonia
levels in his blood.
678
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:29,597
Run a genetic test
for citrullinemia.
679
00:32:34,937 --> 00:32:37,856
[Machines hissing, beeping]
680
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,495
[Beep]
681
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,863
[Whispering]
Forget your troubles.
682
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,314
Forget your troubles.
683
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,999
♪ Forget your troubles ♪
684
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,652
♪ come on, get happy ♪
685
00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,070
Forget your troubles.
686
00:32:52,154 --> 00:32:55,874
♪ You better chase
all your cares away ♪
687
00:32:57,693 --> 00:32:59,027
♪ shout hallelujah ♪
688
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,246
♪ come on, get happy ♪
689
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:05,050
♪ get ready
for the judgment day ♪
690
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,419
♪ ♪
691
00:33:07,503 --> 00:33:10,889
♪ the sun is shining,
come on, get happy ♪
692
00:33:10,973 --> 00:33:14,709
♪ the lord is waiting
to take your hand ♪
693
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,263
♪ shout hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪
694
00:33:18,347 --> 00:33:24,519
♪ we're goin' to the promised ♪
695
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,854
♪ land ♪
(Chorus) ♪ we're heading ♪
696
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,222
♪ across the river ♪
697
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,159
♪ wash your sins in the tide ♪
698
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:35,229
♪ it's all so peaceful ♪
699
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,283
♪ on the other side ♪
700
00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:41,586
♪ on the other side ♪
701
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:44,405
♪ forget your troubles,
come on, get happy ♪
702
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:48,343
♪ you better chase
all your cares away ♪
703
00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:51,046
♪ shout hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪
704
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:54,265
♪ get ready
for the judgment day ♪
705
00:33:54,350 --> 00:33:58,470
♪ forget your troubles,
come on, get happy ♪
706
00:33:58,554 --> 00:34:00,755
♪ you better chase
all your cares away ♪
707
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:01,756
♪ chase all your cares away ♪
708
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:02,724
♪ shout hallelujah ♪
709
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,392
♪ come on, get happy ♪
710
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,594
♪ get ready ♪
711
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,063
♪ ♪
712
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:11,199
♪ for the judgment ♪
713
00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,601
♪ day ♪
714
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:17,122
[Carnival music]
715
00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,574
Get happy.
Get ready. Get ready.
716
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,159
Get happy.
Get happy.
717
00:34:21,243 --> 00:34:22,961
Get ready, get ready.
718
00:34:23,045 --> 00:34:24,612
Get happy.
719
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,998
Get ready!
[Echoing] Happy!
720
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:28,917
Get ready.
721
00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:31,419
♪ Get happy ♪
722
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,254
[Piano music]
723
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:36,508
♪ Forget your troubles,
come on, get happy ♪
724
00:34:36,592 --> 00:34:39,761
♪ you better chase
your cares away ♪
725
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:43,648
♪ shout hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪
726
00:34:43,732 --> 00:34:46,518
♪ get ready
for the judgment day ♪
727
00:34:46,602 --> 00:34:50,238
♪ the sun is shining,
come on, get happy ♪
728
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:53,307
♪ the lord is waiting
to take your hand ♪
729
00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:57,362
♪ shout hallelujah,
come on, get happy ♪
730
00:34:57,446 --> 00:35:00,498
(House)
♪ Get ready for the Judgment Day ♪
731
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:03,568
(All) ♪ Forget your troubles,
come on, get happy ♪
732
00:35:03,636 --> 00:35:06,788
♪ get ready for
the judgment day ♪
733
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:08,006
[Overlapping singing]
♪ shout hallelujah ♪
734
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:10,375
♪ come on, get happy ♪
735
00:35:10,459 --> 00:35:11,676
♪ get ready for the judgment ♪
736
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,261
♪ ready for the judgment ♪
737
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:14,846
♪ ready for the judgment ♪
738
00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:16,197
♪ ready for the judgment ♪
739
00:35:16,265 --> 00:35:17,132
♪ ready for the... ♪
740
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:20,435
[Whirring tone]
741
00:35:20,502 --> 00:35:21,453
[Stops]
742
00:35:37,887 --> 00:35:39,137
Hm.
743
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,138
Hi.
744
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,055
Hi.
745
00:35:48,697 --> 00:35:51,583
Guess who doesn't have cancer?
746
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,534
Me.
747
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,970
Also you.
748
00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:57,138
Actually, you for sure.
Me...
749
00:35:57,206 --> 00:35:59,040
House.
750
00:35:59,108 --> 00:36:01,159
Your tumor was benign.
751
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:03,528
An oncocytoma.
752
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,396
They cut it out.
You'll be fine.
753
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,018
Then what was in my lungs?
754
00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:12,220
Once they ruled out cancer,
755
00:36:12,288 --> 00:36:15,056
I remembered that your mom
was allergic to antibiotics.
756
00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:16,524
So I had them test your blood,
757
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,426
and your IGE levels
were through the roof.
758
00:36:18,494 --> 00:36:21,279
Because the lung masses
were an allergic reaction.
759
00:36:21,363 --> 00:36:23,348
So now you're off
the antibiotics,
760
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:25,350
your lungs
should clear right up.
761
00:36:29,705 --> 00:36:31,756
I brought you something.
762
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,626
Say hello to your tumor.
763
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:35,843
Ugh!
764
00:36:35,911 --> 00:36:37,178
Wait.
765
00:36:48,757 --> 00:36:50,658
There are so many things
that I could be afraid of,
766
00:36:50,726 --> 00:36:53,244
and most of the time,
I manage to...
767
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,247
Lock them up behind doors.
768
00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:00,101
But this happens...
769
00:37:00,169 --> 00:37:02,620
All those doors
just burst open.
770
00:37:12,131 --> 00:37:14,966
You just figured something out
about your patient, didn't you?
771
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,870
Go. Do what you do.
772
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,729
Take him off the meds.
773
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,404
He's got a staph infection.
774
00:37:28,405 --> 00:37:29,838
You treated him for
staph three days ago.
775
00:37:29,906 --> 00:37:31,139
It didn't work.
776
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,091
Bacteria already
in his system responded.
777
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:35,827
Once a door's been busted open,
more just keep coming.
778
00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:39,164
Oh! He's talking about
an abscess.
779
00:37:39,232 --> 00:37:40,649
I got that.
780
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:42,584
For the cheap seats,
781
00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:46,554
an abscess is a gooey
little cream puff of infection.
782
00:37:46,606 --> 00:37:50,272
Probably burst when your
little pride and homicidal joy
783
00:37:50,273 --> 00:37:51,207
took a hard foul.
784
00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:53,516
It's good news.
785
00:37:53,584 --> 00:37:55,068
If we can find the door.
786
00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:00,339
I think I know where it is.
787
00:38:02,743 --> 00:38:06,179
What if...These aren't
from skateboarding?
788
00:38:06,246 --> 00:38:07,964
[Boom]
The kid has been blowing up
789
00:38:08,048 --> 00:38:09,515
PVC pipe bombs.
790
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:11,250
If he got hit by shrapnel,
791
00:38:11,301 --> 00:38:13,302
the body walls off
the foreign object,
792
00:38:13,387 --> 00:38:14,804
which, because it's plastic,
793
00:38:14,888 --> 00:38:16,606
doesn't show up on imaging
794
00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:18,424
and provides a perfect home
for bacteria.
795
00:38:18,475 --> 00:38:20,243
Antibiotics
attacked the infection,
796
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,761
causing pieces to break off.
797
00:38:21,812 --> 00:38:23,262
Some hit the liver.
798
00:38:23,313 --> 00:38:24,764
One lodged in his brain
and dissolved
799
00:38:24,815 --> 00:38:26,199
when Foreman touched it.
800
00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,484
Once we drain the abscess
and remove the shrapnel,
801
00:38:28,569 --> 00:38:30,737
the antibiotics
can do their job.
802
00:38:30,788 --> 00:38:32,321
He'll be fine.
803
00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:37,660
Which just leaves...
What are you gonna do now?
804
00:38:40,831 --> 00:38:42,048
All right.
805
00:38:42,116 --> 00:38:44,784
I put the rest of the soup
in the freezer
806
00:38:44,835 --> 00:38:46,786
so you'll have some for later.
807
00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:50,473
Thanks for everything.
Yeah.
808
00:38:50,557 --> 00:38:52,391
Here you go.
I got it.
809
00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:54,143
Okay.
810
00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:57,146
Are you gonna tell mom?
811
00:38:57,231 --> 00:38:59,599
So she can show up here
to take care of you
812
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:03,636
by harassing the housekeeper
and criticizing your bathrobe?
813
00:39:03,704 --> 00:39:06,355
Yeah. I think I'm gonna
wait a few years.
814
00:39:10,778 --> 00:39:12,411
Oh, and I moved
your sleeping pills
815
00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:15,281
back in the medicine cabinet
because I just worry.
816
00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:17,200
Rachel always calls them candy.
817
00:39:27,878 --> 00:39:30,429
You took Vicodin.
818
00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:36,652
When you came
to my hospital room that night,
819
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:39,472
you were stoned.
820
00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:51,734
How did you know?
821
00:39:55,372 --> 00:39:57,957
How did I not know?
822
00:39:58,024 --> 00:39:59,892
How did I make myself
forget for months
823
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,744
that you're an addict?
824
00:40:03,997 --> 00:40:06,249
My subconscious
was trying to tell me
825
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:08,701
you could never get
through this without drugs.
826
00:40:12,389 --> 00:40:14,307
It was a one-time thing.
827
00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:16,125
It's not about
the pills, House.
828
00:40:16,193 --> 00:40:18,144
It's about what they mean.
829
00:40:18,211 --> 00:40:20,346
I was scared because I thought
830
00:40:20,397 --> 00:40:22,381
my girlfriend might die.
831
00:40:22,432 --> 00:40:23,983
No.
832
00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:26,769
You don't take Vicodin
because you're scared.
833
00:40:26,854 --> 00:40:28,654
You take it
so you won't feel pain.
834
00:40:28,722 --> 00:40:31,073
Everything you've ever done
is to avoid pain...
835
00:40:31,158 --> 00:40:32,558
drugs, sarcasm...
836
00:40:32,609 --> 00:40:34,577
Keeping everybody
at arm's length
837
00:40:34,661 --> 00:40:36,195
so no one can hurt you.
838
00:40:36,246 --> 00:40:37,947
As opposed to everyone else
in the world
839
00:40:38,031 --> 00:40:40,900
who goes looking for pain
like it's buried treasure?
840
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,923
Pain happens when you care.
841
00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,774
Y-you can't love someone
842
00:40:48,842 --> 00:40:53,296
without making yourself open
to their problems,
843
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,965
their fears.
844
00:40:56,049 --> 00:40:58,134
And you're not willing
to do that.
845
00:40:58,218 --> 00:41:00,386
I ca... I came
to be with you.
846
00:41:00,437 --> 00:41:02,972
But you weren't with me,
not really.
847
00:41:04,942 --> 00:41:08,144
I wanted to be.
848
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:12,048
That's not enough.
849
00:41:17,371 --> 00:41:20,539
I can do better.
850
00:41:23,994 --> 00:41:26,829
I don't think you can.
851
00:41:31,585 --> 00:41:33,552
You'll choose yourself
over everybody else
852
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,087
over and over again,
853
00:41:35,155 --> 00:41:36,839
because that's just
who you are.
854
00:41:45,349 --> 00:41:47,016
I'm sorry.
855
00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:48,935
No. No, no, no.
Don't.
856
00:41:48,986 --> 00:41:50,987
Don't.
I thought I could do this.
857
00:41:51,071 --> 00:41:52,638
Don't.
Please don't.
858
00:41:57,694 --> 00:41:59,362
Good-bye, House.
859
00:43:05,045 --> 00:43:14,713
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