1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,969 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:05,368 John, you're a toy. You and me, no future. 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,803 Once some things are said... 4 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,637 Remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week? 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,506 ...you can't take them back. 6 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:14,807 No one cares as much about finding Deidre as I do. 7 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:18,247 - You shot yourself? - Pretty lame, huh? 8 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,478 - The damage is already done. - Mom! 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,214 - You're not taking her away from me. - Get out. 10 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:26,816 I needed you to see something. They stole it from Mike's garage. 11 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,416 Is that blood? 12 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:36,092 Bre Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values. 13 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,796 Things like respect for God, 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,698 the importance of family, 15 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,009 and love of country. 16 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:51,450 In fact, Bre believed so strongly in her values, 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:55,544 it was always a shock whenever she was confronted 18 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,986 with those who didn't. 19 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:03,790 - It's not mine. - You promised the cheating had stopped. 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:07,628 Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling lousy today. 21 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:12,433 - I want you out of the house. - Bree, look at me. It's not mine. 22 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:16,601 It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket. 23 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:20,442 I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper. 24 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,946 - No! - Sorry. 25 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:28,010 - Andrew's still a child. - He's 16. It's not unheard of. 26 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,454 - Honey, talk to him. - And tell him what? 27 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:34,755 That we found his condom and that he is forbidden from... You know. 28 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,730 I can tell him we think he's too young, but it won't do any good. 29 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,962 We can search his room and if we find any more, we'll confiscate them. 30 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:46,664 - That will accomplish what? - If we take away his condoms... 31 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:51,574 He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis, he'd still try to have sex. 32 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,044 Well, we can't put it back in his room. 33 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,447 That would be like we're condoning pre-marital sex. 34 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:00,553 Bree, let me put this another way. 35 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,687 Do you want to become a grandmother? 36 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:14,424 Yes, Bre believed in old-fashioned values. 37 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,869 But she also believed 38 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:23,841 it was better to be safe than sorry. 39 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:11,083 Each new morning in suburbia brings with it 40 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,751 a new set of lies. 41 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:16,659 Little white lies, told not to hurt... 44 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,771 They tell these lies to protect themselves 45 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,932 and their reputations. 46 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,971 Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable. 47 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,569 This is the last time I do my banking online. 48 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,244 Of course, every now and then, 49 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:45,290 the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth. 50 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,155 He was shot? How could you not tell us about this? 51 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:52,460 He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident. 52 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,557 Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen. 53 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,567 We know you want to trust Mike, 54 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:00,697 but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage. 55 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,298 Now did he? We don't know that for sure. 56 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,401 All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it. 57 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,913 Are you saying the twins murdered Martha? 58 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,746 Well, I wouldn't put it past them. 59 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,684 That is about as likely as Mike having done it. 60 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:19,884 He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike. 61 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,154 I don't think Mike did it either, 62 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:25,720 but if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence. 63 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:30,292 If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up. 64 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:34,363 But... we will do whatever you want us to do. 65 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,342 OK, call. 66 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,884 - Shall I just dial 911? - It's not really an emergency. 67 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,419 - There was a murder. - Well, not recently. 68 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:51,388 Will you just call? 69 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:00,421 Hey. 70 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,601 My Mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you. 71 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:09,437 Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party. 72 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,306 You know she doesn't want us to see each other. 73 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,675 Well, you gotta come. I... you're the reason I'm doing this. 74 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:23,086 I'll try to talk to my Mom, OK? But you really gotta go. 75 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:34,026 - Hey, Mrs. Solis. - I'm sorry. Do I know you? 76 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,568 Yeah, I'm Justin, John's roommate. 77 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,729 I've been waiting forever for you. 78 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,933 - Really? Why? - I want to do you a favor. 79 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,168 What kind of favor? 80 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:49,078 John says that you can't afford a gardener right now, 81 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,743 and I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free. 82 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,788 You want to mow my lawn for free? 83 00:05:55,888 --> 00:06:00,188 Mow your lawn. Water your flowers. Trim your bushes. 84 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:04,289 I could do everything John did for you. 85 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,822 That's very generous of you, but I don't think so. 86 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,197 Why? 87 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,498 Because my husband is home quite a lot these days. 88 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:16,336 If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it. 89 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:21,106 This is a beautiful yard. I'm sure it could use a little extra attention. 90 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,946 I'm flattered, but no, thank you. 91 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,446 Mrs. Solis, please. 92 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:34,148 Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? He's under house arrest. 93 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,284 Oh? 94 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,524 He has a lot of anger toward the government right now, 95 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:42,864 and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on. 96 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:57,106 Hey, guys. This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside? 97 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:59,276 Hi, honey. How was your day? 98 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,548 I didn't get the V.P. Gig. 99 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:08,184 Oh, Tom, I am so sorry. 100 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:11,525 It doesn't make sense to me. I'm Peterson's "go-to guy". 101 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,964 How does Tim Duggan, the biggest blowhard in the office, 102 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,400 get promoted to vice president over me? 103 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,063 I thought you liked Tim Duggan? 104 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:24,041 I do. I just... I don't know, I just, I really wanted that promotion. 105 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:29,640 Hey, boys, take the Stanley Cup finals outside. 106 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,239 Whack! 107 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,581 Did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job? 108 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,882 I have worked there for 8 1/2 years. 109 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,480 Duggan's been there two. I am not gonna beg. 110 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:43,290 I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time. 111 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:48,265 See your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet. 112 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:53,566 There is more than one leadership style. Mine is quiet but... effective. 113 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,506 Take that racket outside! 114 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,772 Whatever works for you. 115 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,210 Susan! 116 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:11,279 Hey, sexy. Where you been? I called you twice. You avoiding me? 117 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:16,453 Why would I do that? No, I've been really busy grocery shopping. 118 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,430 For two days? You must be pretty well stocked. 119 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:28,003 - How about dinner tonight? - Uh... 120 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,702 Dinner... tonight? Um... 121 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,300 You OK? 122 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,214 Can you hold these a sec? 123 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,277 Up against the car! 124 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,786 You have the right to remain silent. 125 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,762 Anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law. 126 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:55,892 You have the right to consult an attorney... 127 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:05,668 So get this: Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night. 128 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,042 He sent out formal invitations. 129 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,743 I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with aftershave. 130 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:16,116 - What is wrong with nice invitations? - Mom, it's a pool party. 131 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,383 He could've just passed out flyers. 132 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,483 He's genetically incapable of being cool. 133 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,995 So, uh... are you going? 134 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:28,658 Uh... maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys 135 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,998 thought it'd be fun to swim. 136 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,766 We can always bail if it's lame. 137 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:37,069 Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel? 138 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,608 Yeah. 139 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,908 You've been spending a lot of time together lately. 140 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,845 I guess. 141 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:50,153 Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by 11 on Saturday. 142 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,453 11? Mom, it's not even a school night! 143 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,518 Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good. 144 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:01,059 You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, 145 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,692 but I cannot. 146 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,500 What... what's going on here? 147 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,540 Is this to do with the condom you left in my room? 148 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,842 As a matter of fact, it is. And just so we're clear, 149 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,679 if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her. 150 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:19,842 Ha! 151 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,246 Andrew, this is not funny. 152 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,154 Mom, trust me. This is very funny. 153 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,592 Mostly because the condom wasn't mine. 154 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,131 You suck, you know that? 155 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,476 So obviously we need to talk. 156 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,817 I'm still a virgin, if you want to know. 157 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,451 Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom? 158 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,223 I'm planning on having sex and don't want to get pregnant. 159 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,822 You are president of the Abstinence Club. 160 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,664 I wasn't planning on running for a second term. 161 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,295 Who were you planning on having sex with? 162 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:16,341 - John. - I thought you broke up with him. 163 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,468 No. He broke up with me because I wouldn't do it. 164 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,876 If that's the type he is, good riddance. 165 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,780 Mom, every boy at my school is that type. 166 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:28,843 And besides, it's different with John. 167 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,513 I love him. 168 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:36,189 Sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex 169 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,527 doesn't mean you'll get love in return. 170 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:43,466 So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex. 171 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,268 I am looking out for your happiness. 172 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:51,002 I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges. 173 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,409 But I waited until I got married. As did your father. 174 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,914 And it was so much better. 175 00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:00,281 But Daddy ended up cheating on you. 176 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,047 Yes. Well... 177 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,386 Now he's moved back, you're miserable. 178 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,459 - Why would you say that? - The walls are paper thin. 179 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,393 I hear more stuff than I probably should. 180 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,626 - Oh, uh... - Look, Mom, I love you a lot, 181 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:19,194 but you're the last person to give anyone advice about sex and happiness. 182 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,705 You seen these? Five more Past Due notices. 183 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,442 - I'm handling it. - How are you handling it? 184 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,347 Can I finish my sandwich? 185 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,818 Have you seen our account? We're broke. 186 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,789 We have the mortgage payment coming up... 187 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,324 Gaby, it's gonna be OK. 188 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,418 No, it's not. We are screwed. 189 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,362 I am freaking out that you're not freaking out. 190 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,524 - Things will turn around. - When? 191 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:53,503 I don't know when. But we're lucky people. And we'll be lucky again. 192 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,871 - What is that? - It's the lawn mower. 193 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,879 We got a new gardener today. 194 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:05,041 It won't cost us a cent. The kid's a friend of John's. 195 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:09,349 - Carlos... - He said he'd do the lawn for free. 196 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:15,125 Can you believe it? We are lucky people. 197 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,230 - Hey, Duggan. You're up, baby. - You got it. 198 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,570 - Yeah, Duggan. - Let's go, man. 199 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,473 Hey, guys, good to see you again. 200 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,636 - Hey. - Hey. 201 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,141 Don't look so glum. You'll get a hit. 202 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,981 Oh, it's not that. This is my "hating Tim Duggan" look. 203 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,318 Oh, Duggan connects. 204 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:46,857 There! 205 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,956 Look at that job-stealing bastard run. 206 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,032 Duggan is showing some of that glory-hounding, 207 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:57,000 ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for. 208 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,935 I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter. 209 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:04,476 He's stretching for extra bases. Like he stretched for extra territory, 210 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:08,138 screwing over unsung utility player, Tom Scavo. 211 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:13,583 Oh! Down goes Duggan. Duggan goes down. That's gotta hurt. 212 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,677 The glory-hound is tagged out, 213 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,688 and he's gonna have to deal with tough dirt stains. 214 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,815 Tom... 215 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,086 No, I'm sure he's just grandstanding. 216 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,668 Oh, my God! 217 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,828 Holy crap! 218 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:40,171 - It's only a pool party. - I said no. 219 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,612 Are you gonna keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18? 220 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,152 You can see boys, in a couple years, just not that boy. 221 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,312 Why do you hate Zach? 222 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,948 I don't hate Zach. I just think he's sort of crazy. 223 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,186 People call you "sort of crazy". 224 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,422 I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy. 225 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,165 - Susan Mayer? - Yeah? 226 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:08,536 I'm Detective Copeland, investigating the murder of Martha Huber. 227 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,973 I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino. 228 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,410 Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month? 229 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,845 Is the 7th important? 230 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,643 We believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered. 231 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,085 She was seen at the grocery store at nine. 232 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:26,749 She didn't show for a dentist appointment the next morning. 233 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,884 - What day was that? - It was a Sunday. 234 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,521 Oh! Oh, my God! Yes! 235 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,892 Yes! Yes! 236 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,057 Yes, I... I was with Mike that night. 237 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,600 - You're sure? - Yes. 238 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:41,868 It was a big night, relationship-wise. It was the first time that we... 239 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,900 - The first time you...? - Did it. The first time they did it. 240 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,569 - Julie! - It was. 241 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,944 - How did you know? - I'm not clueless. 242 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,782 - Men's boxers in the clothes hamper. - Don't write that down. 243 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,048 This is good. You can let Mike go. 244 00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,592 Assuming everything you're telling me is true. 245 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,819 It's true. 246 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:06,194 The next morning she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts. 247 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,699 Seriously, little hearts. 248 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,641 Oh, God! 249 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,211 Justin. What are you doing up here? 250 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:25,581 Uh... I finished the hedges. Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done? 251 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,676 He's not here. He had a meeting with his lawyer. 252 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,154 So that means we're all alone. 253 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,691 No. I'm all alone. You're leaving. 254 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,818 I'm not in a hurry. 255 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:39,455 - We could hang out for a while. - I don't think so. 256 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:43,661 Come on. If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun. 257 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,101 All my friends say so. 258 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,732 I'm not one of your friends. Get out of my bedroom. 259 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,934 Come on, Mrs. Solis. Be nice. 260 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,381 You shouldn't have done that. 261 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,680 Do you know how easy it would be 262 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,585 for me to tell my husband what you tried to do? 263 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:09,025 Not as easy as it'd be for me to tell him about you and John. 264 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:12,291 I... I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis, 265 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,333 but you're gonna have to be nice to me, 266 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,130 at least once. 267 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,011 Mike! 268 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,314 Mike! Are you OK? 269 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,620 Uh... yeah. Yeah. I'm a little bit embarrassed. 270 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:44,788 - Must be the talk of the neighborhood. - No. Not really. No. 271 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:47,730 So guess what? I'm your alibi. 272 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,635 I told the police we were together the night Mrs. Huber was killed 273 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,299 and that I could never forget that night. 274 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,744 - You don't think I killed Mrs. Huber? - No! No, of course not. 275 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:06,011 I could never think you killed anybody, even if I wasn't your alibi. Which I am. 276 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:12,012 OK. I'm, um, I'm gonna go take a shower. Jail's kinda gross. 277 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,491 - I'll call you later. OK? - Sure. When? 278 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,993 Later. I just got some stuff I gotta take care of. OK? 279 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,898 OK. 280 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,033 - Mrs. Van De Kamp. - Hello, John. 281 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,509 I'm sorry to drop by unannounced. Do you have a moment? 282 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,705 Sure. 283 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,418 So... what can I do for you? 284 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:44,217 Well, my daughter is planning on giving you her virginity 285 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,816 and I would consider it a favor if you wouldn't take it. 286 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:57,061 - Hey. - Hey! So what's the word on Tim? 287 00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,536 He came through the triple bypass with flying colors. 288 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,732 Thank God. 289 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,639 It's not all coming up roses. 290 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:08,941 He's not gonna be able to come back to work for four-and-a-half months. 291 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,072 Oh. 292 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,608 What? 293 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,744 Company still needs to expand, 294 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:20,757 so they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me to step up, take the ball. 295 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,521 - You're going after his promotion? - No. 296 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,029 I already got it. You should have seen me. 297 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,656 I walked straight into Peterson's office 298 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,134 and told him he would be a fool to hold Duggan's promotion. 299 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:35,434 - You called your boss a fool? - I did. 300 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,238 That was risky in retrospect. But still he gave me the job. 301 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,040 - Oh, my God. That's great. - Honey, it's me. 302 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:46,107 - I got the whole west coast. - Oh, my... What? What? 303 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,586 I thought you were going after an in-house position. 304 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,523 No. I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to LA. I told you that. 305 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,956 No. 306 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,756 No, you didn't. 307 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:03,163 OK. Well, so it's gonna be a little bit more travel, but... 308 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,260 Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is. 309 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,330 Now you're gonna have, what, twice the workload? 310 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,638 Honey, please don't ruin this. 311 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,837 You should have consulted with me. 312 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,006 I did! You told me to stop being a shrinking violet. 313 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:20,744 I thought this was an in-house position. 314 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,214 OK, I'm gonna go shower. 315 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,314 Look, wait. Wait. I know what this means to you. 316 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,588 No, you don't. No, you don't. I am 41 years old. 317 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:33,495 If I don't make vice president now, it's never gonna happen. 318 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,295 This is my career. It's important to me. 319 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:40,371 So was mine. But I'm here, aren't I? 320 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,702 I'm gonna take the job. 321 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,520 She said you broke up with her because she refused to have sex. 322 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,718 Wow! Um... OK, here's the deal. 323 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,920 I said that. But it was just an excuse. 324 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,454 I mean, the truth is, I wasn't that into her. 325 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,591 Really? 326 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,398 She was always so proud of never having done it, 327 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,530 I figured, "Hey, this is my way out." 328 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,542 Well, she feels very passionately about you. 329 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:25,072 Don't get me wrong. She's nice. But the truth is, there's someone else. 330 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,847 Oh, are you going steady? 331 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,550 Not exactly. We were seeing each other pretty regularly, 332 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:37,891 but this other lady... girl, she sort of dumped me. 333 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,124 Oh, I see. 334 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:47,699 Look, I'll talk to Danielle and don't worry, I'll let her down gently. 335 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,571 Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't. 336 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,007 Huh? 337 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,044 I know my daughter. She's very determined. 338 00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:02,109 Unless you're really firm with her, she'll think there's hope. 339 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,347 OK. I'll be firm. 340 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,285 Better still, 341 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,350 be brutal. 342 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:28,336 - Decided to indulge your sweet tooth? - I'll be dead inside a year. 343 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,076 I've got bigger things to worry about than my waistline. 344 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,618 So, who's the woman they think you killed? 345 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,248 Martha Huber. Local busybody. I thought her murder was random. 346 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:43,350 Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage. 347 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,293 Did you kill her? 348 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:50,028 No. Whoever set me up did a good job. The cops are all over me. 349 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,936 - You're getting close to something. - If I am close, I don't see it. 350 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:59,271 People leave trails. One of those trails will lead to Deidre. 351 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,437 Whoever set you up must know that. 352 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:05,210 Maybe, but I won't be much good to you locked up. 353 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:09,379 I'm rich, Mike. One of the best things about being rich 354 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:13,447 is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of any problem. 355 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:22,126 I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass. 356 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,669 - Mrs. Solis? - Hello, Justin. 357 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:32,870 - What are you doing here? - I am here to talk to your roommate. 358 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:36,710 John? I didn't think you guys talked any more. 359 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:40,080 Well, now we have something to talk about. You. 360 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,652 - Me? - Yes. 361 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,087 How you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you. 362 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,658 - I wonder how he'll react. - Mrs. Solis... 363 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,284 You think he'll get violent? 364 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:55,198 - You can't talk to John about that. - Oh, I can. 365 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,667 And I will, you little worthless piece of crap. 366 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:03,333 Listen, Mrs. Solis, I'm sorry. 367 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:07,767 - I didn't want to blackmail you. - Then why did you? 368 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,575 I really needed to sleep with you. 369 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,479 - Why? - Because... 370 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:19,316 I think I might be gay. 371 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,752 Oh. 372 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,818 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 373 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,954 Hey! How about that? 374 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,327 - What's up? - The boys knew you wouldn't be home 375 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:38,569 till after, um, bedtime, and so we decided to pop in and visit the new V.P. 376 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,976 Check it out. I finally got an office with a window. Huh? 377 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,310 Yeah. It's all about the window. 378 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,276 Hey, guys. Hey, who wants chair rides? 379 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:53,017 - Me! Me! Me! - Out this way. Here we go. 380 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:55,821 - Whoo-hoo! - Here we go, guys. Ready? 381 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,297 Hold on. 382 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,560 Checking out the new executive digs? 383 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,466 Oh, you know it. 384 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:14,038 - Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure. 385 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:17,672 Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Duggan. 386 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:21,548 And I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom. 387 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,918 - Really? - Uh-huh. 388 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:28,923 Tom is such a workhorse and he wanted it so badly. 389 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:32,486 Yeah, he certainly did. 390 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:37,459 What is wrong? Aren't you happy about this promotion? 391 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:42,906 Lynette realized it was best to lie to the boss's wife... 392 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,534 Well, it's great. 393 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:48,272 Obviously. Thank you. 394 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,372 ...provided she wasn't too convincing. 395 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,179 Of course, I mean, 396 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:59,314 I will... miss him being gone all the time. 397 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,794 He'll be bringing in more money, but he is gonna miss the birthdays, 398 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:10,664 baseball games, first steps. But that's the trade-off. Right? 399 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:16,765 I just hope one day Tom doesn't look back and regret being gone so much. 400 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,444 Oh, I better get out there before they break something. 401 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:25,038 - Of course. I will see you soon. - OK. 402 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:35,924 So, have you been acting on these feelings? 403 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:44,163 I got a buddy. We get together. Mess around. But it's no big deal. 404 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:48,171 It's just lately, I've been starting to care about him and... 405 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:50,503 and I don't know how to handle it. 406 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:51,769 Wow. 407 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,573 And I thought if I sleep with somebody like you, 408 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:59,275 I'll know for sure and I can stop freaking out about this. 409 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:04,083 But why me? You're a good-Iooking kid. Why not test drive someone your own age? 410 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:10,856 Girls talk. If I start something with somebody and it doesn't... work out, 411 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:12,987 everyone at school will find out. 412 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:17,330 And I figured I can trust you, 'cause you have a husband and all. 413 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:22,635 Well, I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way. 414 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:29,937 You know, my buddy and I have been messing around for quite a while, 415 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:32,983 and this whole time I kept telling myself 416 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:36,747 that it didn't really mean anything, you know? 417 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,959 Guess I've been kidding myself, huh? 418 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,255 We're all in denial about something. 419 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:52,898 But you're finally facing the truth, and I think that's sort of brave. 420 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,701 - Thanks. - I should probably go. 421 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:05,146 Uh... just so you know, I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John. 422 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:09,448 I may be gay but I'm not a jerk. 423 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,463 Did you feel anything? 424 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,739 Not really. 425 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:35,137 You're definitely gay. 426 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,960 - Hi. - Hi. I'm sorry to bother you at night, 427 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:55,397 but I was hoping that you could come to the station to answer more questions. 428 00:28:55,500 --> 00:29:00,369 Now? Well, I'm sorry, my daughter and I were gonna go see a movie tonight. 429 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:04,875 Mom? We can do it another night. I'll be fine. 430 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,835 - Uh, let me get my purse. - Great. 431 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:11,107 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 432 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,513 I won't be late. 433 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,677 - Bye. - Bye. 434 00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:33,461 You said that Mike came to your house around 10pm on the night of the seventh. 435 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,302 Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera or... 436 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,375 No. Just talk to me. 437 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:43,608 OK. Uh, yes. He came over around ten o'clock. 438 00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:47,811 Do you know of any tension, uh, between Mike and Martha Huber? 439 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:49,410 No. 440 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:53,014 Were you aware Mike was shot recently? 441 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,559 Yes, on Valentine's Day. 442 00:29:55,627 --> 00:30:00,257 - Do you know how that came about? - He dropped his gun, cleaning it. 443 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:03,061 Ms Mayer, I've been around guns for years. 444 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:06,661 I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground. 445 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:10,673 - Someone has to pull the trigger. - I wouldn't know about that. 446 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:14,576 Were you aware there was a home invasion on Pine Avenue 447 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,739 - the day before Valentine's? - No. 448 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,342 The intruder was shot in the stomach. Where was Mike's wound? 449 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,989 The stomach. 450 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,690 Do you love him? 451 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,824 What? 452 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,159 What does that have to do with...? 453 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:42,536 Sometimes people do stupid things when they're in love. 454 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,906 I should know. I've been married four times. 455 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:50,607 Tell me the truth. He wasn't with you that night. 456 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:53,615 - He asked you to lie for him. - No, he didn't. 457 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:57,678 He was with me. And Mike wouldn't kill anybody. I'm sure of that. 458 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,827 Mike Delfino: Convicted 1987. 459 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:17,739 Did five-and-a-half years for drug trafficking and manslaughter. 460 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:32,345 You want a coffe? I'm gonna go for a coffe. 461 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:49,038 Is she covering for her guy? 462 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:52,602 No. She's just a sucker. 463 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:07,916 I guess no one's in the pool yet. Are you gonna swim? 464 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:12,395 Please, I just spent an hour blowing out my hair. 465 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,522 Good luck, man. 466 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,328 I'II... I'll see you later. OK? 467 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,495 OK. 468 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,464 Hey. 469 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:30,338 Hey, I got a surprise for you. You wanna go somewhere and talk? 470 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:33,578 Yeah. We should talk. 471 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:37,519 - Hi. You made it. - Andrew's here. Didn't think he'd come. 472 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:42,457 Yeah, he brought his friends. They're acting like jerks. Alert the media. 473 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,257 I don't care. You're here now. This is gonna be great. 474 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,358 Come on, man. Let's go. 475 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,797 - Danielle! - Don't touch me! 476 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,306 Hope you can swim. 477 00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:03,143 - Could you take it easy? - It's cool. 478 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:05,307 Look, he floats. 479 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:09,716 All right? Relax. It's a party. You're the main party animal, right? 480 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,415 Am I right? 481 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:13,615 I guess. 482 00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,990 All right! Well, then act like it. Come on, give me a howl. 483 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,930 Come on. You're the host. Revel in it. Gimme a howl. 484 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,205 There you go. 485 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:43,749 - You OK? - What do I care? He's nothing. 486 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:46,346 I could take care of him if I wanted to. 487 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,790 How do you mean? 488 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,795 I know where my mom kept her gun. 489 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:06,936 - That's not funny, Zach. - If you think about it, yeah, it is. 490 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,217 Julie! 491 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,855 Hey! Danielle, are you OK? 492 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:25,520 I just want to go home. Can we go? 493 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:27,721 Sure. 494 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:33,094 Julie! 495 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,298 I'm taking Danielle home. 496 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:39,501 - Are you coming back? - I don't think so. 497 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,863 - Oh. - So, how was the P.T.A. Meeting? 498 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,996 Long. 499 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,370 So, Peterson called me into his office today. 500 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,640 Really? 501 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,079 Yeah. He, uh, he changed his mind. 502 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:22,608 He's gonna hold that promotion for Duggan. 503 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,781 - Oh... - Yeah. It's, it's fine. 504 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:29,452 I'm glad, really. I didn't want to work those long hours. 505 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,463 And you know how I hate flying. It does horrible things to my back. 506 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:38,661 With all that extra stress, I would have ended up like Tim Duggan 507 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:41,169 ten years from now. So... 508 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,336 Yeah. Of course. 509 00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:49,504 So it's... it's over. 510 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,972 You'll make V.P. One of these days. 511 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,746 It's OK. Honest. 512 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,756 I am, uh... really glad that it worked out this way. 513 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:12,293 OK. 514 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,242 Oh, God. You scared me. 515 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,443 How'd it go? 516 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:31,212 It went just peachy. 517 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,090 And humiliating and shocking. 518 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:37,953 - Susan... - How could you? 519 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:42,096 God, "Susan, do you trust me?" "Of course I do". 520 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,135 Oh, I'm such an idiot! And you're such a liar. 521 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:47,965 Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer. 522 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,599 That's quite a personal ad you've got going! 523 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,142 - I came to Wisteria Lane... - Stop, Mike! 524 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,337 Just stop! 525 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,807 If you keep talking, 526 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:02,909 you're gonna work your way into my heart, 527 00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:08,721 and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. 528 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,488 Ever. 529 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,660 Julie? 530 00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:23,632 Mommy needs a hug. 531 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,134 Julie? 532 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,659 Is Julie in there? Julie Mayer? 533 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,599 I don't know. It's pretty dead in there. 534 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,241 Julie Alexandra Mayer! 535 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:08,350 Oh, Julie! Zach, this is ridiculous. You can't hold your breath for ever! 536 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,820 You might as well stay under there and never come up for air, 537 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:21,956 'cause when you do, I'm gonna choke the living daylights out of you! 538 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:24,126 Oh... um... 539 00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:28,795 Is my daughter under there? 540 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,070 Oh... 541 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:42,351 - I'm not... I'm not gay! - Oh... I... OK. I... I'm sorry. 542 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:47,380 Uh, I'll just... I'm just gonna leave those right there. 543 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,118 Oh! 544 00:38:49,226 --> 00:38:51,820 I'm fine. It's good. You just, you know... 545 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,920 Whoo! 546 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:57,830 Did you see...? No! Goodbye. 547 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,501 Sell the house? Are you crazy? 548 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,668 We can't afford to live here. 549 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:11,476 If the Justice Department unfreezes the bank accounts... 550 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,608 Then what? Huh? 551 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:18,451 We have tons of legal bills. And even with our savings, we're screwed. 552 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,581 But... 553 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:28,329 - It's our house. - I love this place too. It's just... 554 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:30,959 It's time for us to face the music. 555 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:56,821 I never thought I'd be poor at this stage of my life. 556 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:03,560 You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life. 557 00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:07,900 But I've never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind. 558 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:12,003 And right now, you and I are just... 559 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:15,101 Without funds? 560 00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,544 Exactly. 561 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:24,953 I guess we could get an apartment, start over. 562 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:29,717 Who knows? It might even be fun. 563 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:38,828 And once we're back on our feet, we'll get a house as big as this one. 564 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,761 Bigger. 565 00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:01,724 I get my wife this dog for her birthday. Stray from the pound. 566 00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:03,953 She loves it. So I'm a genius. 567 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:07,293 Then I find out it's got this weird blood disease. 568 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:12,301 Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine. Am I a genius? 569 00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:16,669 Don't be cynical. You did something nice. You made your wife happy. 570 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:21,677 Now, let's talk about what's gonna make you happy. 571 00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:31,681 Yes, each new day in suburbia 572 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:35,088 brings with it a new set of lies. 573 00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:40,687 The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall aslep. 574 00:41:40,764 --> 00:41:45,895 We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy. 575 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:51,041 Or, that he's happy. 576 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:56,838 That we can change. 577 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:02,848 Or that he will change his mind. 578 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:11,686 We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins... 579 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:24,268 ...or that we can live without him. 580 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:32,045 Yes, each night before we fall aslep we lie to ourselves, 581 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:37,418 in the desperate, desperate hope, that come morning, 582 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,716 it will all be true.