1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:02,501 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,503 - My name is Hank. - I know. 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,272 Oh! 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,708 This is Mia, Bill's daughter. And this is Hank. 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,610 - She's 16. - 16. 6 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:13,980 Please do not make it like it wasn't the least bit satisfying 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,281 to fuck the wife of the man who turned 8 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,617 your precious book into a big, shitty movie! 9 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,419 Get on with your life and forget about the woman 10 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,054 you didn't want to marry. 11 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,422 I'm gonna marry Bill. 12 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,091 - Hank. - Are you sure? 13 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,926 Quick, before I change my fucking mind. 14 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,127 Karen, wait! 15 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,062 - I made a huge mistake. - No. 16 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,831 The D.A.'s office was willing to drop the assault charges. 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,233 - That's the good news. - What's the bad news? 18 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,502 You're being charged with statutory rape. 19 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,671 The prosecution has a lame case, and they know it too. 20 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,939 I don't want you to be guilty. 21 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,741 I don't want people to look at you that way. 22 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,276 And then Monday will come, 23 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,844 and I'll take you to court 24 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:49,348 so that you can stand trial for raping a teenage girl. 25 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,584 'Cause that is the reality of our lives right now. 26 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,704 [Footsteps] 27 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,539 - You look great. - [Scoffs] 28 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,442 I look like a fucking FBI agent. 29 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,412 A very brooding and comely FBI agent. 30 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,247 But still... 31 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,282 Just keep putting one foot in front of the other 32 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,885 and it will be over before you know it. 33 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,354 That's exactly what I'm afraid of. 34 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:31,824 What are you afraid of, exactly? 35 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,693 Everything. 36 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,861 Which is weird, you know, 37 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,763 because I've spent my whole life practicing zen 38 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,265 and the art of who gives a fuck? 39 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,568 And now I just want to get in the Porsche and drive. 40 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,438 Well, it's just as well, Becca totaled it. 41 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,907 You know what I mean. 42 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,976 I know what you mean. 43 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:53,145 Can you tell me that everything's gonna be all right? 44 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,715 I can't tell you that. 45 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,984 Can you tell me that you'll be here when the smoke clears? 46 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:02,088 I can't tell you that either. 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,390 - What can you tell me? - You're gonna be late. 48 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,659 Mm. All right. 49 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,260 - Come on. - I... I just... 50 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,297 I just need a few seconds. 51 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,199 Gotta do... you know. Gotta get the hair right. 52 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,034 Okay. 53 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,114 [Vomiting] 54 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,785 Well... 55 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,822 Looks like it's time to get this party started. 56 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,824 After you, ladies. 57 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,506 [Upbeat music] 58 00:02:53,540 --> 00:03:04,140 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 59 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:38,584 Girls: Free Hank! Free Hank! Free Hank! Free Hank... 60 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,559 Oh, man. I'm gonna take you around back. 61 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,726 Yeah, thank you. I'm not feeling 62 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,528 particularly quippy this morning. 63 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:53,032 - Well, there's a minor miracle. - Well... 64 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,939 Okay, get the fuck out. 65 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,841 [Weak chuckle] You're funny. 66 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,076 You gotta laugh, right? 67 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:07,980 I'm sorry, Karen... 68 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,449 For hurting you, embarrassing you. 69 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,218 For everything. 70 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,421 You know what. You know how you can make it up to me? 71 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:19,024 Get in there, be a man, deal with your shit, 72 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,926 whatever happens. 73 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:24,763 Or we could drive back and head out to LAX, 74 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,699 pick a destination off the board. 75 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,400 Preferably some place warm and sunny 76 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,402 with a firm non-extradition policy. 77 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,937 Go. 78 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,074 Smile and be nice. Mind your manners. 79 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,477 I'll see you inside. 80 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,647 I love you. 81 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,063 - Oh... - Sorry, man. 82 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,232 Oh, God. 83 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,967 Shit. Wow. 84 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,069 - Long time, no fucking see. - Yeah. 85 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,905 How are you? 86 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:12,311 I'm well, Hank. Thank you. 87 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:15,381 Right. 88 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,816 Look, how do I begin? 89 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,585 How do I make you understand how sorry I am? 90 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,120 Save your breath, Hank. 91 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,923 You want to know what it's like to walk in my shoes? 92 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,225 I want you to think about Becca. 93 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:29,228 What if I had sex with her? 94 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,330 How would that make you feel? 95 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,532 What would you do to make it okay again? 96 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,733 Would you hit me? 97 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,269 Would you kill me? 98 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,871 Or would you go in there, 99 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,406 tell them exactly what you know, 100 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,475 and hope I get exactly what I deserve? 101 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,811 See you inside. 102 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,416 - There you are. - Hey. 103 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,618 I thought you made a run for the border. 104 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,286 I thought about it, then I hit Taco Bell 105 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,288 and the feeling passed. 106 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,723 You ready to do this? 107 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,749 You okay? 108 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,485 I think I'm gonna throw up...Again. 109 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,820 - Again? - Yeah. 110 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,422 You think they have any of those little barf bags around? 111 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:31,991 Okay. 112 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,428 The state of California versus Hank Moody. 113 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,131 The honorable Susan McMartin presiding. 114 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:43,235 All rise. 115 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,005 Please be seated. 116 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,977 The prosecution is absolutely right... 117 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,647 About one thing, and one thing only. 118 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:59,418 Mr. Moody had sexual intercourse with a teenage girl. 119 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,686 This is undisputed. 120 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,857 On the night in question, Mr. Moody was approached 121 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,125 by a very attractive young woman 122 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,760 who made it very clear she was interested 123 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,094 in having sex with him. 124 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:12,264 She went home with him that night and did just that. 125 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:15,100 At no point did Mr. Moody inquire about her age, 126 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,470 nor did Ms. Lewis offer it to him. 127 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:22,908 Is this a good thing? A smart thing? 128 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,143 An honorable thing? 129 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,278 Absolutely not. 130 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:31,216 But it is a reality of the world we live in. 131 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,286 Mr. Moody is far from a boy scout. 132 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,388 He would be the first to confess his sins. 133 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,825 But he did not knowingly have sex with a minor. 134 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,661 He had sex with a very troubled young woman, 135 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,931 who had reasons of her own for obscuring the truth. 136 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:56,508 I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little hard right now. 137 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,310 You're good. 138 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:01,146 Is the State ready to call its first witness? 139 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,214 If it please the court, 140 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,216 the State calls Charles W. Runkle. 141 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,055 ♪ To all the kids that picked on me in school ♪ 142 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,490 ♪ fuck you, I'm famous ♪ 143 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,225 ♪ who left me out 'cause I wasn't cool ♪ 144 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,727 ♪ fuck you, I'm famous ♪ 145 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,261 ♪ to all the girls that said I wouldn't make it ♪ 146 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,896 ♪ fuck you, I'm famous ♪ 147 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:21,133 Hank Moody for a screening of God Hates Us All. 148 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,402 Hmm, I don't have that on here. 149 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,337 I've got a screening for something called 150 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:29,007 A Crazy Little Thing Called Love. 151 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,410 That it? 152 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:45,391 [Laughter] 153 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,627 [Indistinct movie dialogue] 154 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:54,333 [Intermittent laughter] 155 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,592 Oh, hey, Moody, what'd you think? 156 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:25,030 Oh, wait, I forgot... I don't give a fuck. 157 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,666 Now, now. 158 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,967 That's it, Charlie, I'm doing it. 159 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,136 What? I'm fucking his wife. 160 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,438 He's left me no choice. 161 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,872 You don't want to do that, Hank. 162 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,474 Yep, I think I do. 163 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,644 Revenge is a dish best served with my dick. 164 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:42,414 He actually said, "Revenge is a dish 165 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,383 best served with my dick"? 166 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,018 [Stifled laughter] 167 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,122 Yeah, but he was just kidding around. 168 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,657 Oh, he was just kidding around. 169 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,225 So he didn't really have an affair with Mrs. Carr? 170 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,260 Oh, well, yes, he did. 171 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,829 - But that was all in good fun. - I see. 172 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,564 So your definition of "good fun" 173 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,599 is breaking up a marriage? 174 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,768 Okay, now you're twisting my words around. 175 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,308 [Passionate moans] 176 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:18,817 - Big, man. - I think so too, man. 177 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,985 I think it's gonna be very big. 178 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,420 - I hope so. - The women are gonna like it. 179 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:26,625 - People seem to love... - Women and transsexuals, maybe. 180 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,127 You get lost, Moody, or you still pouting? 181 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,763 I'm sorry if I wanted it to be better, Carr. 182 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,931 A little more Fight Club, 183 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,366 and a little less You've Got Mail. 184 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,302 Christ on the cross, Moody, what are you complaining about? 185 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,370 That thing is tracking through the fucking roof. 186 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,105 Trackin', schmackin'. 187 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,808 It's a fucking abortion, and you did the bloody honors. 188 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,377 The worst thing is you're not even a good abortionist. 189 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,613 You're fucking hack with a wire hanger. 190 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,448 You're such a fucking little girl. 191 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,049 You want to see things done your way, 192 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,084 why don't you pick up a fucking camera 193 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,085 and direct something? 194 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,186 I don't want to direct. 195 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,320 You said you liked my book. 196 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,955 We shook hands. I trusted you. 197 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,358 It's not that bad. 198 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,493 Come on, what do you think? Be honest. 199 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,363 Can I speak freely? 200 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,231 Sure. But be careful. 201 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,300 You're my fucking agent too. 202 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,269 I thought it was amazing. 203 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,504 Ah, you silly twat. 204 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,973 I thought it was wonderful, baby. 205 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,942 Be nice and I'll let you write the sequel. 206 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:20,546 Be nice and I won't fuck your wife again. 207 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,048 What the fuck did you just say? 208 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,318 Apologize, Hank. Right now. 209 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,786 I'm just fucking with you, Carr. 210 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,454 You guys are obviously bulletproof. 211 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,056 A love story for the ages. 212 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,692 A crazy little thing called love. 213 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,927 Cheers. 214 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,395 So when Karen moved in with Bill, 215 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:40,265 did Mr. Moody express any similar desire for revenge? 216 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,369 I'm gonna get that fucking bastard. 217 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,871 I'm gonna make him rue. 218 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,706 - Rue what, exactly? - I don't know. 219 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,942 I just like saying "rue." I find it most pleasing. 220 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,411 - Don't be stupid, Hank. - Too late. 221 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,712 Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. 222 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,514 Charlie, the man has stolen the love of my life 223 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,615 right out from under me. 224 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,584 That dull fucking dial tone of a human 225 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,952 has poached my woman. 226 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,053 You can understand that, right? 227 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,888 He has poached my favorite client. 228 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,690 And now my daughter lives in prison 229 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,857 behind these castle walls. 230 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,059 What would you have me do? 231 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,594 Go home and sleep it off. 232 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,695 Aside from that. 233 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,163 Do you have my back on this, Charlie? 234 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,700 Just don't get us arrested, okay? 235 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,234 Word to your mother, Charlie. 236 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,704 Word to your fucking mother, you bald motherfucker. 237 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,871 If only someone would come along 238 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,373 and steal you out from under me. 239 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,375 That ain't gonna happen. That will never happen. 240 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,543 I will never leave you. 241 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,711 You know why? I'll tell you. 242 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,112 Because I love you, 243 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,081 and I will totally become your blood brother right now. 244 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,816 Do you have a knife? A shard of something? 245 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,184 I'm good. I'm go... I'm good. I'm good. 246 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,454 Use these car keys. Take the fucking wheel. 247 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,325 [Groans] 248 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:49,134 [Car alarm blaring] 249 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,212 [Grunts] 250 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,614 - Oh! - [Laughing] 251 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,585 Oh... 252 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,286 What the fuck are you doing? 253 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,422 You took a shit on my car! 254 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,424 - Whoa, come on. - Oh, fuck! 255 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,260 [Car alarm continues blaring] 256 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,063 - Don't... - Come on! 257 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,632 Here we go. 258 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,934 [Laughs] 259 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,804 Go, Charlie, go! 260 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,075 Nothing further. 261 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,576 [Scoffs] 262 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,211 [Stifled chuckle] 263 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,482 - Mr. Runkle... - Yeah. 264 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,451 Would you describe Mr. Moody as more 265 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,619 than just a client? 266 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,887 Absolutely. 267 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,789 I would describe him as a friend. 268 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,090 My best friend. 269 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:48,160 And in what ways has he acted as your friend? 270 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:53,498 Well, there was a time I was estranged from my wife... 271 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,033 We're now divorced. 272 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,270 She's having another man's baby. 273 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,805 They're living together now. 274 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,206 - Mr. Runkle. - Yes? 275 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,808 We don't need quite that much detail. 276 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,478 Oh, I'm sorry. Anyway, uh... 277 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,846 Hank and I went out drinking one night, 278 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,382 and long story short, we met this woman. 279 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,818 She came back with us to Hank's place, 280 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,720 and I started putting the moves on her. 281 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,355 But she really wasn't that interested. 282 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,491 Fact is, she wanted to sleep with Hank. 283 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,826 But Hank really wasn't that interested. 284 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,893 He wanted to go to bed. 285 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,395 You know, get some sleep. 286 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,531 - But you know what he did? - Mr. Runkle, it's okay, 287 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,066 - let me rephrase the question. - No, no, no, no, no. 288 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,501 No, you want to know what he did? 289 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,570 He agreed to have a threesome with us anyway. 290 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,573 That's right, because that is the kind of friend he is. 291 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,575 And it turned into a total botch too 292 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,910 because the woman in question was a squirter. 293 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,413 - Pshhh... a squirter! - Mr. Runkle! 294 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,849 I'm sorry. 295 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,552 A female ejaculator. 296 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,828 Nothing further, your honor. 297 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,599 Mr. Runkle, you're excused. 298 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,067 If it please the court, the state calls 299 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,735 Karen Van Der Beek. 300 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:11,343 In your opinion, how much did Hank Moody hate Bill Lewis? 301 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,245 Well, hate is a very strong word. 302 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,114 I hate you, Bill. 303 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,449 That's lovely, Hank. Thank you. 304 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,917 [Loudly] Karen? Karen! 305 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,386 - Hey... - Karen! 306 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,921 Can I have my family back now? 307 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,023 Please? Pretty please? 308 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,424 Go away, Hank. 309 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,694 I feel I must warn you, Bill, I have a gun. 310 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,596 And I will use it. 311 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,065 I will shoot you right between the eyes. 312 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,969 And if that doesn't work, I will kick you in the cunt. 313 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,038 That's a water gun, Hank. 314 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,040 Filled with hot sauce, motherfucker. Banzai! 315 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,610 Hank, what the fuck! Will you grow up! 316 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,312 Give that... Stop. 317 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,980 What are you doing? Karen... 318 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,449 Hi, Karen. You're so pretty. 319 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,486 - Are you okay? - Shall I linger? 320 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,055 - No, no, I got it. - This is getting old, Hank. 321 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,690 No older than you are, Bill. 322 00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,758 Booyah! 323 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,427 - Shut up. - Nailed it! 324 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,963 - I'm sorry...Hank, go. - Okay, are you ready? 325 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,065 Are you ready to come home now? 326 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,200 - What? - Are you ready to call an end 327 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,267 to this little flight of fancy? 328 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,902 Because guess what... I forgive you. 329 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,838 - Hank...Shut up. - You're welcome. 330 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,941 It's over, okay? The fat lady has sung. 331 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,310 She has left the building. You've gotta get used to this. 332 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,512 - Let me see Becca. - No, you're drunk. 333 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,113 She's seen me drunk before. 334 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,648 And I'm a happy drunk, anyway. Yeee... 335 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,817 - Go home. - Don't use that word. 336 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,619 You're not allowed to use that word. 337 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,321 It's not fair. I don't have a home. 338 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,322 Okay, I'm not using it, okay? 339 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,923 - Go home. - Give me my gun. 340 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,991 Give me my gun. Can I have my gun back? 341 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,125 Yes. [Gun squirts] 342 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,428 Ow! Oh! 343 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,697 Your cross, Ms. Rhoads. 344 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,001 Let me get this straight. 345 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,836 You broke up with Mr. Moody, 346 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,005 moved in with Mr. Lewis, agreed to marry him, 347 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,506 but left him on your wedding night 348 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,108 to move back in with Mr. Moody. 349 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,978 You then kicked Mr. Moody out because you thought 350 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,679 he impregnated a friend, 351 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,047 moved to New York for a job opportunity, 352 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,416 left your daughter in Mr. Moody's care, 353 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,185 came back, played house some more. 354 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,153 And then you broke it off yet again 355 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,055 when Mr. Moody was accused of statutory rape. 356 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,025 Is that correct? 357 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,928 Wow. 358 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,898 You make me sound crazy when you say it out loud like that. 359 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,599 Your words, not mine. 360 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,001 Is that the sequence of events? 361 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,771 Yes. 362 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,542 Nothing further. 363 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,187 I like this whole recess idea. 364 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,356 Takes me back to my formative years. 365 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,557 How long do we get? 366 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,326 Do we have time for a game of kickball? 367 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,962 Maybe she'll give him another chance. 368 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,998 Ah, shit. 369 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,334 You didn't have to be so hard on her up there, you know. 370 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,003 Do you want to go to jail? 371 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,471 Is this another one of your trick questions? 372 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,273 Just let me do my job. 373 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,076 You just sit there and look pretty. 374 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,978 I can do that. 375 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,715 I think. 376 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,485 How deep do these feelings run, by the way? 377 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,454 Huh? 378 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,756 I just want to know what I'm dealing with here. 379 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,427 I can't believe I'm having a relationship conversation 380 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,064 with my lawyer on the first day of my trial. 381 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,566 I can't believe I'm having a relationship conversation. 382 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,134 I know. You're such a girl, right? 383 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,937 Shut up. I am serious... I will cut your dick off. 384 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,473 And...I'm hard. 385 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,808 Again. 386 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,712 Et tu, Runkle-us? 387 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,213 Okay, you... 388 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,248 After all the stories we rehearsed, 389 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,917 I missed the part where I said, "Fuck it, 390 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,318 let's go with female ejaculation!" 391 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 392 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,289 He kept... he was twisting my words around. 393 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,224 Did you see that? 394 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,792 I got really fucking nervous. 395 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,262 Oh, it's okay, buddy boy. It's all right. 396 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,099 And for what it's worth, it was really fun 397 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,834 hearing that poop story again. 398 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,937 I know. Right? [Laughs] 399 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:05,310 If it please the court, the State calls William Lewis. 400 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,554 Here comes sweet Dick Willie. 401 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,492 Do you find him attractive, sexually? 402 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:36,641 [Hank muttering indistinctly] 403 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,043 Mia! 404 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,211 Daddy? Welcome home. 405 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:43,782 Get inside, now! 406 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,984 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 407 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,219 I came to get my family... 408 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,021 But I passed out. 409 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,457 - You're pathetic. - Ne... 410 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,593 Oh, good God, man, 411 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,996 get yourself together! 412 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,100 Get me a strainer. I'll clean it up. 413 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,468 I'll make it nice. 414 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,071 Just get the fuck out of here. 415 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,772 I can do that. 416 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:12,110 Just do me a solid, Bill. 417 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,711 Don't tell 'em I was here. 418 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,014 That would be my pleasure. 419 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,551 I'm sorry I'm such a turd in the punch bowl. 420 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,886 I just really miss them. 421 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,522 Yeah, I'm sure you do. They're pretty fantastic. 422 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,425 And as much as you blame me, this is your doing. 423 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,793 I know that. 424 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,062 Why do you think I'm so fucked up? 425 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,134 Can you give me a hand? 426 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,236 Yeah. 427 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,139 You're a nice man, Bill. 428 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,642 [Gags] Oh, Jesus! 429 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,945 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 430 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,180 - All right. - You're handsome too. 431 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,849 A real tall drink of water. 432 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,685 I see what Karen sees in you now... I get it. 433 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,086 I bet you've got a nice dong too. 434 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,121 You must. 435 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,255 - Ooh! - Karen has a thing 436 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,356 for pretty dongs. 437 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,459 - Let's go. - Good for you, Bill. 438 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,361 So let me see if I understand. 439 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,963 When you arrived home from your business trip. 440 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,064 You found Hank and Mia having some sort of 441 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,099 poolside conversation. 442 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,368 That's correct. 443 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,970 And when was that, exactly? 444 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,806 July 12, 2007. 445 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,375 Which would mean you arrived home 446 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,911 and saw Hank Moody having a conversation 447 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,281 with your daughter prior to the night of August 13th? 448 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,382 Yes. 449 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,618 [Courtroom murmuring] 450 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,255 [Bangs gavel] Quiet down, please. Quiet. 451 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,924 Mr. Lewis, do you believe 452 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,327 that Hank Moody set out to sleep with your daughter 453 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,629 as a way of getting back at you? 454 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,265 I most certainly do. Yes. 455 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,799 [Scattered murmurs] 456 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:42,834 [Bangs gavel] Quiet. 457 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:48,239 No further questions. Your witness. 458 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,908 Mr. Lewis... [Clears throat] 459 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,609 What condition was the defendant in 460 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,511 when you found him talking to your daughter? 461 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,846 He was drunk. 462 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,981 How drunk? 463 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,150 Blotto. 464 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,159 [Music bleeding through earphones] 465 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,202 [Sniffs] 466 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,077 [Groans] 467 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,313 Who... who the fuck are you? 468 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,149 I live here. Who the fuck are you? 469 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,185 My family lives here. I've come to rescue them. 470 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,522 Hmm. How's that working out for you? 471 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,324 Not as well as I'd planned. 472 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,159 Hmm. If they were really your family, 473 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,294 don't you think they'd be with you right now? 474 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,863 It's complicated. 475 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,500 You really love them, don't you? 476 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:53,571 Yeah. So much so that the words themselves 477 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,373 sound unspeakably lame. 478 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:59,377 God, that's hot. 479 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,712 Mia! 480 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,780 Daddy? Welcome home. 481 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,483 Get inside, now! 482 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:09,420 Why didn't you think to mention this before? 483 00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:12,657 Because I... I didn't think it mattered. 484 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,726 I mean, he was so drunk. 485 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,928 He was in and out of sleep. 486 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,630 The night that we met at the bookstore, 487 00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:21,499 he had no idea who I was. None. 488 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,672 What was your relationship with Karen like? 489 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:31,542 It was fine. She was nice. 490 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,645 I didn't ask if she was nice. 491 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,680 I asked what your relationship was like 492 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,683 when you were forced to live together under the same roof. 493 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,890 Hey, Mia, where are you going 494 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,092 - dressed like that? - Uh, out. 495 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,927 Out where? 496 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,596 Just out. Who cares? 497 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,165 I care. Who with? 498 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,200 Some guy. 499 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,670 Some guy? What, some guy from school? 500 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,339 - No, he's older. - He's older? 501 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,041 Okay, how much older? 502 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,842 Significantly. 503 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,044 Mia, come on. 504 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,079 Your dad's out of town. 505 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,714 He is not gonna want you tramping around 506 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,848 with some older guy. 507 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,183 My dad's always out of town. 508 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,118 I don't think he cares about my whereabouts. 509 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,521 Mia, come on. 510 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:19,223 Hey, Becca and I, we're gonna watch a movie. 511 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,259 Um, Manhattan. I just... 512 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,127 You want to join us? 513 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,730 I don't want to see a movie. I want to go out. 514 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,332 But you know, maybe... maybe you shouldn't. 515 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,067 Maybe there's trouble out there. 516 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,268 You know what I mean? 517 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,369 Well, what's so wrong with that? 518 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,670 Don't you ever want to just go out 519 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:34,772 - and get into trouble? - Sure, when I was your age. 520 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,607 But you know what, I wish once in a while 521 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,842 someone had asked me to stay in 522 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,544 and watch a movie instead. 523 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,580 Come on, you know you want to. 524 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,816 - Nah, I'm gonna go. - Mia, 525 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,651 you know what, at this point I'm not really asking you, 526 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,786 - I'm telling you. - Oh, you're telling me. 527 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,821 - Yeah. - [Chuckles] Oh. 528 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,322 What are you gonna do about it? 529 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,558 - Don't test me. - [Laughs] 530 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,892 Fuck you. 531 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,865 She was just being sweet. 532 00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:04,335 But that just made me more mad, you know. 533 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,204 My mother was dead, 534 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,374 and my father decided to bury his grief 535 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:12,377 in a new girlfriend. 536 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:15,246 I just wanted to go out and get into trouble. 537 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,716 At the same time, I wanted her to stop me. 538 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,386 It felt good, someone caring enough to say no, 539 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:25,289 but I just told her, "fuck off," and I stormed out. 540 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,491 That guy was a jerk. 541 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,459 I left him at some bar on Abbot Kinney, 542 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:30,795 and I started walking home thinking 543 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:34,799 I'd catch whatever was left of Manhattan. 544 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:39,704 But then I wandered into the bookstore, 545 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,808 and I found the trouble that I was looking for. 546 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:48,980 Nothing further. 547 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:58,122 ♪ I am wanted dead or alive ♪ 548 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,824 That was horrible. 549 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,927 It was like watching This Is Your Life in 3D, 550 00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:06,230 on acid, with my creepy uncle's dick on my shoulder. 551 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,065 - What the fuck, Hank? - What the fuck what? 552 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,568 That jury is now under the assumption 553 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,603 that you knew Mia before you actually slept together. 554 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:13,704 Yes, but... 555 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,939 The seed of doubt has been planted. 556 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,409 That's all it takes. Do you... 557 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,912 This changes everything. 558 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,888 Whew, some day, huh? 559 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,423 So you knew who she was all along? 560 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,358 No, not you too, Karen. 561 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,160 No, I have no memory of that. None. 562 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,696 Amnesia. Convenient. 563 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,498 You don't understand, those days were all a blur to me. 564 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,266 I do understand. Yeah. 565 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:45,636 You can't remember. I will never forget! 566 00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,305 It's that asshole's job 567 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,940 to make me look like an asshole. 568 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,542 Yeah, well, you know what, he didn't have to work too hard. 569 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,711 The only thing I'm guilty of is poor judgment. 570 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,481 Yeah, me too. Fuck you! 571 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,489 ♪ Hey ♪ 572 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,123 ♪ ♪ 573 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,297 ♪ unh ♪ 574 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,938 ♪ runnin' a long way ♪ 575 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:25,042 ♪ I am wanted dead or alive ♪ 576 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,011 ♪ I'm wanted everywhere ♪ 577 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,347 ♪ I've got to survive ♪ 578 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:33,362 ♪ now, all I'm trying to do is find a peaceful place ♪ 579 00:27:33,992 --> 00:27:44,192 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com