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Previously on
"The Hard Times of R.J. Berger"...

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Lock in night, that's
like a school sponsored orgy.

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This is just how I wanted
to lose my virginity.

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Wait, you're a virgin?

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You tried to sabotage R.J.'s night?

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If I can't have R.J., no one can.

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- Did we?
- No.

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Soon, R.J. Berger.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey Jenny wait up.

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What's up with the Lohan glasses.

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- Hey, R.J.
- Hey.

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Did you get into your
parent's schnapps last night?

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I should probably just get to class.

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Oh, look, it's the dorknamyc duo.

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Is that little miss
perfect in shades?

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That's new.

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Uuuh, gross.

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Looks like some Berger's fugly
rubbed off in your face, Swanson.

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How unfortunate. A big old pimple and
isn't tomorrow cheerleader photo day?

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Such a shame.

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Toodles.

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Max, I'm walking.

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Jealousy isn't good for
your complexion, babe.

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Dude did you hear?

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Lily's settlement from
the accident came in.

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Yeah, she got like a billion dollars.

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Lipo on her body,
plus she got huge fakey....

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Dude, this is just another rumor.

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Remember last year when everyone thought

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Gina Palacando was one of the
two girls one cup chicks?

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Remind me to never shake
hands with Gina Palacando.

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Yeah.
Hey.

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Lils, what's up, bestie?

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I am busy, peasant.

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Lily, join us!

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Hey!

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You look hot!

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Who wants me?

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I do!

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Oh my God, is Lily
trying to buy Robin's friendship?

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I've been piggy-backing that oversized
hedgehog since kindergarten.

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***

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Count me out.

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Look, R.J.

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Maybe you are cool
with being broke.

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I'm trying to get paid.

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All we got to do is suckle
up to the devil's tit.

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It's not gonna be easy, bro.

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She may be wearing $30 lipstick

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but she is still the same old pig.

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See you guys later.

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Look at that.

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Meanwhile Jenny sneaks in the school
like the trench coat mafia.

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My name is R.J. Berger and my world
has officially flipped upside down.

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I know we didn't get to do everything
we talked about doing the other night.

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But I was hoping maybe...

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R.J., I'm sorry I can only deal with
one emotional crisis at a time.

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My life is a complete nightmare.

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The cheerleading
photo is tomorrow.

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- Everything is ruined.
- Keep breathing.

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It's just a little zit.

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I've had hundreds.

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Try thousands.

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I've had a zit five times that size
on my butt for two months.

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I named it Zitney Murphy.

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I've never really had one before.

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Ever?

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It will be gone by
tomorrow right?

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- I'm sure you'll be bet...
- Hell no.

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You are totally screwed.

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- Jennifer Gloria Swanson...
- My middle name is not Gloria.

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It's time you learned the
life cycle of a zit.

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Sadly, nature's made me an expert.

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♪ Oh I'm just a pimple ♪

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♪ cute as a dimple ♪

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♪ under, under skin ♪

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♪ I'm just a zit ♪

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♪ as big as a teat ♪

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♪ and I make you as ugly as sin ♪

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♪ I make such a fuss as
I fill up with pus ♪

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***

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♪ I get ugly *** ♪

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♪ until you decide I should go ♪

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Dude!

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Could you have freaked
her out anymore?

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She had to get the
truth sometime, bro.

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Man, does Zitney Murphy ever die?

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What?

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Lily, can we talk for a minute?

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Let me get rid of him real quick.

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What do you want?
I'm busy being popular as hell.

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I know you hate my guts but this
isn't the way to get back at me.

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You think this is about you?

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You big dump sociopath, I finally pulled my head
out of my unfortunately unpenetrated ass.

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These people don't give a crap about you.

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They're obviously
using you for your money.

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You know who obviously
doesn't give a crap about me, R.J.?

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- You.
- That's not true.

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I'm over pretending you are a nice
guy just because you are a loser.

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What could you possibly
have in common with any of them??

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My gag-o-meter just spiked
all the way to hypocrite.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I'm sure you have so much in common
with that Bassett coon Jenny.

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What do you talk about?

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The best place to get the jazzle?

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Yeah, it's not like that.
We have lots of fun together.

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Face it, you are using Jenny for
her boobs and ass, the same

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way I'm using Robin and
Matt for popularity.

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Now if you will excuse me, my ass
has to get back to being kissed.

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Ow. What the...

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Hey Lil, you're looking
extra vibrant today.

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Take your dirty stay
puff paws off me, Miles.

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My pleasure.

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Oh.

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Is that one of those
touchy pady things?

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Those are so expensive.

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What do you want lard ass?

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Killing my self esteem.

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I was, I want you to buy
me some cool [Beep], ok?

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Just some of life's little luxuries, like...

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A golden segue or my
very own porn company.

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Is that too much to ask?
Come on!

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Ok Miles.

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You want to be friends now that I
got a little screwer under my belt.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, maybe I can help.

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My back needs scratching too,

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and it's itchy as hell.

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It's probably the flees.

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- What?
- Anything to please.

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Ah!
Ok.

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Oh my God, it's getting worse.

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You must think I'm so gross.

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The answer to that
is absolutely not. Put that down.

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See?

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It wasn't you.

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The cream is very sour.

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I'm unkissable.

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Oh you two have so
much in common.

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Both losers.

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Such a nightmare.

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Maybe you should put on more face cream?

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Lily, join us.

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You are really going to go
sit with those mini medusas.

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If you want something from me,
you smile pretty and like it.

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I'm not paying you to
have an awesome time.

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Wow, that money has gone
straight to your head.

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At least it's not going
straight to my ass like your

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government cheese trailer trash.

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Hi! Hi!

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This is a private
table, you know.

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Don't worry ladies,
he is the help.

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Jenner take a knee.

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- Come on, lily.
- You will be on napkin duty.

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You missed a spot, fatty.

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That's enough!

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Be gone biatch.

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Oh my God lily, you're brutal.

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I love it.

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Let me see your ring.

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How cool would it be if all the
cheerleaders had rings like these.

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They are at the mall,
I can show you.

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We can't make it today.

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But it would be really cool if
tomorrow when we were sitting

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together we all had the same
rings that way we would know

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you were one of us,
know what I mean?

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Hey Jenny?

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- Don't say it.
- Say what?

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I know I look disgusting.

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I tried to stay home but
my mom won't let me.

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My mom doesn't let me stay home
for zits either.

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Parents just don't understand.
Am I right?

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- Are you being sarcastic?
- What?

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No, I'm saying like, we have something
in common, you know, like...

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our moms' insensitivity to our faces
and our teenage experiences.

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R.J., I know you're trying to make me feel
better and normally it works, but...

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I'm just not in the mood right now,
considering how look like a freak.

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Jesus, Jenny, it;s just a couple of zits.
It doesn't matter.

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It does matter.
It matters a lot.

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- You don't understand.
- You're right, I don't.

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You can't survive one bad day
because the rest of your life

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has been perfect up until now?

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There's more pressure on me R.J.

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Why, because you are popular?

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You should try to be an out cast, you
really don't have it all that hard.

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What are you talking to me like this?

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What else can I talk to you about?

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- This is all you talk about.
- You know what, R.J?

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You were a much nicer guy when
you were doing everything

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you could to get me to notice you.

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Jenny Swanson likes
attention, what a surprise.

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This is the worst day of my life.

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I can't tell who is
the bigger loser.

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R.J. the geek or Jenny the freak.

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Have you seen what is
happening to her face.

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At least now it makes sense why she
would slum with the loser brigade.

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It's just a couple of pimples.

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You don't have to be nice
now, you are with us.

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And everyone knows how stuff like this
can ruin a girl's reputation.

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Jenny is over.

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Is that the new Mac lipstick?

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I just got it.

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It looks perfect
with my colouring.

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It's too bold for you.

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Keep it.

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Oh, Lily, it's funny how you bossed
around that Miles kid but

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you can't have him around us.

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He is kind of fun.

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No, he's not.

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He is revolting and he's bad
for your image

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and since you are with me now, he
is bad for my image. Get it?

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See you later, Lil.

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Hello?

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It's started getting worse and worse
and now I ju...

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- Now I just look like..
- The elephant man with boobs?

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I better go.

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Fine, go.

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Go tell your new friend, Robin.

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Well, hey, I mean, tell R.J. too, I'm sure you're dying for him to leave me.

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Just chill, Barbie.

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Stay here.

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I'll be back.

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A minute?

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What do you want?

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Your little girlfriend is playing
hunch back with the handicapped stall.

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Her face looks like a koochie
turned inside out.

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What do you care?

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I thought you said she was 
a vapid goose.

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The only thing worse than a
vapid goose is one that's crying.

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If those bitches see her like that
they will massacre her.

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Even I don't think she deserves that.

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You have to sneak her out of
here without anyone seeing.

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I know what to do.

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Let's go princess.

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We will take you to one
with better glory holes.

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R.J.

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What are you doing in here?
This is the girl's bathroom.

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Some chick just took
a massive dump!

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R.J. What are you doing in here?

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Trying to make your day
a little less worse.

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You didn't tell Robin?

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Our secret.

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Right.

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Let's get that giant mask on you.

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00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,483
And get you out of here.

248
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Here we go, all better.

249
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The sixth period bell is going
to ring in four minutes.

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We need to haul ass.

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Come on Jenny.

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Wait, hold it.

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We have to go through
the cafeteria.

254
00:15:18,174 --> 00:15:19,248
No, the activities hall.

255
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,672
You don't know what
you're talking about!

256
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,376
No, you don't know what
you're talking about!

257
00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:23,449
Let's go.

258
00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:54,225
Okay, Miles, I'll buy you a cross bow,
a race car bed and Terminator sunglasses.

259
00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:03,253
All right, I'll see you
on the other side.

260
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:11,293
Look, it's the school's douchiest couple.

261
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:13,447
You're dead, Jenner!

262
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,449
Ok, that was your chance.
Go!

263
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,115
Hey, thank you.

264
00:16:19,235 --> 00:16:20,279
You're a good friend.

265
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:22,303
- I won't forget this.
- Yeah, go!

266
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,437
I guess you have a couple hours to
kill before you can go home, right?

267
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,223
Yeah. It's probably best my mom
doesn't find out

268
00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:44,452
about the whole sneaking out
of school thing.

269
00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:46,934
- Why?
- She would kill me.

270
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,820
Sorry, I don't really feel like
making out or anything right now.

271
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,114
That's ok.

272
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:57,629
I'm happy that we're
just hanging out.

273
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,017
We never do that.

274
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,108
That's true.

275
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,361
Do you want to play x box?

276
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,559
Sure.

277
00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:07,838
Do you have the one work out
game, where you wave your arms,

278
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,808
pop the pink flower things.

279
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,396
- I don't have that one.
- Oh, no...

280
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,392
How about a movie?

281
00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:19,073
I just bought Blu-Ray
director's cut of Avatar.

282
00:17:19,113 --> 00:17:20,038
Director's cut?

283
00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:23,200
Thank God, that
movie was so long.

284
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,101
Actually this is longer.

285
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,351
Oh.

286
00:17:27,226 --> 00:17:32,076
I have an amazing karaoke machine,
I have every song in the world.

287
00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:34,978
Oh, perfect. Do you Lady Gaga?
Or Katy Perry?

288
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,993
No, wait, wait, wait.
Do you have Taylor Swift?

289
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:40,242
I do a killer Taylor Swift.

290
00:17:40,362 --> 00:17:43,475
I don't have any of those.

291
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:53,067
- Do you have any antihistamines?
- That, I do.

292
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,436
Thank you.

293
00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:07,237
Lilly do you still have
that Mac lipstick?

294
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:10,399
No, you took it from me.

295
00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:11,943
Well do you have more?

296
00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:15,766
I mean it will look so amazing
in the head cheerleader slot. Totally.

297
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,973
- Jenny was in that slot.
- As if I was gonna let that happen.

298
00:18:19,093 --> 00:18:22,987
Little secret ingredient in her face
cream took care of that for me.

299
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:27,989
That bitch should thank me.
I went easy on her.

300
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,384
Just a pinch. if I used the lot...

301
00:18:30,504 --> 00:18:33,187
Can you say fugly?

302
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:38,927
You know what, I think I do have
some of that Mac stuff in my locker.

303
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:42,490
I have lipsticks and blushes and
body lotions.

304
00:18:56,872 --> 00:18:57,464
Hey.

305
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:58,423
How is she?

306
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,455
She is ok, thanks to you.

307
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,977
That's your plan, genius.

308
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,016
No cool crowd today?

309
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:12,605
No, I think I'm over that.

310
00:19:12,725 --> 00:19:15,805
Bunch of stuck up douche bags
and they never have any fun,

311
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,239
they just like to look cool.

312
00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:18,434
So stupid.

313
00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:22,251
Yeah, but I mean, you got to be popular
for a little bit. That's awesome.

314
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,574
Not really.

315
00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:24,672
It's weird, you know.

316
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:29,941
The thing you obsess over, if you get it,
it's never what you dreamt it would be.

317
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,234
You know?

318
00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:32,569
I know.

319
00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:35,657
So are we cool now?

320
00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:37,230
No way.

321
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,456
But we're getting there.

322
00:19:39,576 --> 00:19:41,133
Scum cookie.

323
00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:42,647
I missed you Lil.

324
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,323
So where is blondie?

325
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:46,690
Jenny went home.

326
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:51,375
She was looking better but really bummed
about missing the cheerleading photo.

327
00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:55,212
Well, I wouldn't worry
too much about that.

328
00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:10,603
[Girls screaming]

329
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:16,899
My name R.J. Berger and ugly is
as ugly does.

330
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