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I noticed you been eating
a lot of oatmeal lately.

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Yeah, it's nutritious,

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filling, and the extra fiber

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helps keep the intestinal train
running on time.

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Mmm.

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Well, I hope today
we're near a gas station

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when the Mike Biggs choo-choo
clickety-clacking through town.

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squeezing into that
construction site porta-potty

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would not have been
my first choice either.

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I will say that's the fastest

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I've ever seen you
go over a fence.

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30 seconds later, you would've
seen me go <i>through</i> a fence.

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If I cannot pay my rent,
I will have no place to live!

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You are killing me!

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- Samuel?
- What?!

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Could I get just a smidge more
Brown sugar for my oatmeal?

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Abe has promised me a raise
every month for two years.

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But do I ever see an extra
dollar in my paycheck?

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No, I do not!

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That's rough.

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Could you also grab me
a handful of raisins?

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Hang on, Mike. I think we got
a brother in distress here.

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I guess we know which one of you

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will be the first
to make detective.

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Carl, stay out of it.

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What's the problem, man?

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The landlord has
increased my rent,

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and I'm going to be evicted

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if I don't get the raise
I was promised!

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You need me to have a
word with your boss?

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Carl...

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What? I can talk
to these fat cats.

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Remember, I was our precinct's

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union representative
for two years running.

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Yes, but it was supposed
to be a four-year term.

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And thanks to me, there are now
new rules in place

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about the early removal
of a union rep.

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Go tell Abe I need
to talk to him.

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Samuel, I implore you.

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Do not let Carl
speak on your behalf.

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What's the big deal? I'm just
going to reason with him.

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Go get Abe.

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Carl, you're my best friend
in the world,

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but you're a hothead
and a loudmouth.

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That's just when we have
to play "good cop, bad cop."

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It's actually more
"embarrassed cop

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and source of
embarrassment cop."

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What's the problem?

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Something wrong
with your free food?

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Listen, Abe, I think you and
Samuel need to talk, you know?

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Create an open dialogue.

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Is this in any way
to be considered

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official police business?

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No, just helping out a friend.

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Then bye-bye, Johnny law.

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You going to be a troublemaker?

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'Cause I don't need
a troublemaker.

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Hey, he's just a working man
standing up for his rights.

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I wait tables, I wash dishes,
I take out the trash.

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And all I want in return

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is the salary increase
that you promised me.

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Economic climate
was much different

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when I make that promise.

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Market crash! Financial
world go topsy-turvy.

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This is not Morgan Stanley,
this is bacon and eggs!

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I don't have time
for this nonsense.

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- You go bus tables.
- Don't you move.

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All right, all right.
Everybody just calm down.

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Oh, oh.

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Now you going to get
in my face, too, huh, big boy?

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Never pay for one meal,
now you're going to tell me

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how to run my business?

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Hey, if you want me to pay
for my food, I'm happy to.

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Oh, sure. Now.

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Nothing but oatmeal
and a dinner salad.

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Pay for days before diet.

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The three milkshake,
pork chop, apple pie days.

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Carl, this is none
of our business.

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All Sammy wants
is a little bit of a raise

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so he can pay his rent.

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This is a tough economic times.

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Every American
must tighten belt.

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Good luck to you.

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He's not asking for a handout.

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- He just wants the raise he was promised.
- Walk away.

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You send the goons with the
guns to threaten me, huh?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not what we're doing.

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You are bad news.

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Guess what? You don't
work here anymore.

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- You're firing me?
- You can't do that.

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I can, and I did.

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You poke stick at cobra,
you get the fangs!

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And your days of free
breakfasts are over,

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Crockett and tubbs.

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Oh, wonderful.
No job, no home.

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I'm sorry, man.

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I'd invite you to stay
at my place, but...

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Grandma doesn't let me
have sleepovers.

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Oh, man,
I just wanted some oatmeal.

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Sync and corrected by dr.jackson
for www.addic7ed.com

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All right, the couch is yours
till you get your own place.

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Thank you.

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Not a lot of rules here.

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I'd appreciate you wearing
flip-flops in the shower

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so we don't swap each
other's foot fungus.

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Got it.

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Also, the bathroom sink
is not a drinking fountain.

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There is a cup in the holder,

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which I would prefer
that you didn't drink from.

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Anyway, make yourself at home.

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I'm headed over to
Molly's for dinner.

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Tell her hello for me.

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Will do.

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Help yourself to whatever's
in the fridge.

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Just steer clear
of the frozen Milky Way

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I got hid behind the ice trays.

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I'm not going to eat it,
but I like knowing it's there.

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Mike, I'm sorry I didn't
take your advice today.

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Yeah, well, I told you
not to listen to Carl.

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I know. 
He talks a good game,

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but you are clearly
the brains of the team.

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Forgive me for not
seeing it sooner.

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Aw, don't beat yourself
up about it.

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We've all taken his bad advice
from time to time.

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There was a two-week period
where I had spiky blond hair

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and a soul patch.

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Well, have a nice time tonight.

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You deserve an evening of
friends and good food.

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Plus it will give me the
opportunity to sit here alone,

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contemplating where my life
went so horribly wrong.

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Everybody could use
a little "me" time.

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Samuel, would you...

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I'll get my coat.
Okay.

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Did you get enough
to eat, Samuel?

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I am perfectly satiated.
Dinner was delightful.

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What did you call
that dish again?

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Pot roast. You serve it at
Abe's. I had it Wednesday.

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Listen, I know things
seem pretty grim right now,

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but I'm sure something
will turn up.

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You know, when I first graduated
from cosmetology school,

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there were no jobs anywhere.

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And I thought, "oh, my God.

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I just wasted three weeks
of my life."

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So how did you find work?

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Right place, right time.

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That's actually four words...

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You know what? Just...

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Anyway,

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I was dating this funeral
director, and one day

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I was taking a little "disco
nap" in a empty casket.

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You know, like you...
like you do.

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Uh-huh.

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And a client came in and thought
I looked very natural,

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and asked who did my makeup.

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I popped up and said,
"that would be me, hon."

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Well, before that woman came to,

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I was embarking on
an exciting new career...

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Cosmetician to
the recently deceased.

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See? Is those kinds
of inspirational stories

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that brought me to this country.

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That one made it all
the way to Africa, huh?

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Can I get you another
glass of wine?

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Well, how could I say no
to a woman as beautiful as you?

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Oh, my God, you're so charming.

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I can't believe you're
unemployed and homeless.

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I know you'll find a job,

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and I know Mike is happy to
have you stay at his place

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until you get back on your feet.

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Well, hopefully I can accomplish
that in the next 48 hours.

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You said hit the bricks
in two days, right?

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Mike?

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I'm just trying to keep
a fire lit under his ass.

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Oh...

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He's here most
of the time anyway,

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so you can have his place
as long as you need it.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's
not get carried away.

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Oh, really?
You're giving me that face?

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Samuel,

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you're welcome to stay at my
place for as long as you need.

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Thank you, Mike.

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You know, sometimes
I think your body is so big

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just to accommodate
the size of your heart.

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Oh, what a beautiful way
to say "you're fat."

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So...

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What is the deal
with Molly's sister?

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Hands off. She's already got
a boyfriend without a job.

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Well, I just thought, if she's
half as wonderful as Molly is...

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All right, look.
I'm onto you, pal.

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I see the little game
you're playing.

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What game, Mike?

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I'm simply commenting
on what a lucky man you are.

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Yeah, I get it.

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I have so
much, and you have so little.

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Is that supposed to be me?

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Yes, it is.

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And don't
pretend like that accent

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doesn't thicken up like gravy
when there are women around.

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You know, perhaps it is better

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if I just wander
the streets till morning.

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Abe's opens at 5:00.

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Oh, wait.
I can't go there anymore.

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Look, I'm dropping you off
at my place,

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but we're stopping at the
7-Eleven and getting a newspaper

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so you can start looking for a
job first thing in the morning.

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Of course.

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And you're filling out an
application at the 7-Eleven.

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Absolutely.

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And listen, Mike,

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I cannot thank you enough
for your generosity.

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In my homeland, you would be
revered as a king.

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00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,835
There would be a festival
in your honor.

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Women would name their children
after you.

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00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:12,505
Your picture would be on money.

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All right,
what do you want now, my car?

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Only when you're not using it.

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00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:26,578
So is Samuel still crashing
at your place?

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Yep. Meanwhile,
I'm stuck at Molly's,

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with her recycling rules

219
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and clipping my toenails
over the toilet.

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I don't know how much
longer I can take it, Carl.

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Yep. Man's got to
have his own space.

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I tell you, if I didn't have
my lawn chair in the garage,

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cohabitation with my grandma
would be an impossibility.

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Hey.

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Why you flatfoots
still come back here?

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I told you before,
no more free lunch.

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Abe, come on. Things got a
little heated the other day

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but Samuel's a really good kid,
and he really needs this job.

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Is too late. Position has
already been filled.

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Soo-Jin! Customer!

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She very good worker.

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And since she my wife,
it don't cost me one sweet dime.

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What is it now?

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00:10:03,817 --> 00:10:05,484
I am watching Oprah,
waiting for

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00:10:05,485 --> 00:10:07,686
my "ah-ha" moment,
and you not it.

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Darling,

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00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,904
please bring coffee
to these two gentlemen.

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00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:27,184
She'll be right back
with your beverage.

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00:10:27,185 --> 00:10:28,919
Hang on. Are you telling me

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that pretty young
thing is your wife?

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00:10:30,456 --> 00:10:33,390
Why not?
I'm a successful, good-looking man.

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She's the big winner here.

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So you can cover her fingers
in diamonds,

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but you can't give Samuel
a 50-cent raise?

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Samuel don't dress up
like catholic schoolgirl

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and call me "sweet papa."

247
00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:48,539
Oh, thank you, baby.

248
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,440
Two large grapefruit juice.

249
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,542
We wanted coffee.

250
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:55,479
I wanted Ben Affleck,
but I get him.

251
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,504
What the hell have you done
with my apartment,

252
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,532
and why are you wearing
my drapes?

253
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:15,469
Oh. Mike. I didn't know
you were stopping by.

254
00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:18,538
I need to grab some clean
clothes before I go to Molly's.

255
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:19,840
What is that smell?

256
00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:22,476
I'm preparing a
traditional African meal.

257
00:11:22,477 --> 00:11:25,679
What is that, two missionaries
in a crock-pot?

258
00:11:28,283 --> 00:11:29,950
Very funny.

259
00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:31,985
Anyway, I would invite you
to stay, but

260
00:11:31,986 --> 00:11:33,720
I have a lady friend
coming over.

261
00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:35,822
Please tell me
it's not Molly's sister.

262
00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:38,225
Oh, no, no, no,
she gave me a fake number.

263
00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:41,028
So hang on.

264
00:11:41,029 --> 00:11:43,664
You don't have a job yet, but
you've managed to find a date.

265
00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,365
It's amazing what women
will overlook

266
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,868
if you have your own apartment.

267
00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:50,270
But who am I talking to?

268
00:11:50,271 --> 00:11:51,571
Yeah, yeah.

269
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,874
Hey, who told you you could
move my furniture around?

270
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,009
I was doing you a favor.

271
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,911
The Feng Shui in
here was atrocious.

272
00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,446
When I open the front door,

273
00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:01,715
I like to feel
invited into the room.

274
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:04,384
Yeah, I get that about you.

275
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,019
How's the job hunt going?

276
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,255
I am weighing a few options.

277
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:09,589
I don't want to rush into

278
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,191
a career path
I'm not comfortable with.

279
00:12:12,093 --> 00:12:13,093
Repeat after me:

280
00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:14,728
"Paper or plastic?"

281
00:12:14,729 --> 00:12:16,096
"Would you like fries
with that?"

282
00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:19,266
"Knock me in the water
and win a stuffed bear!"

283
00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,803
Can we table this discussion?

284
00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:24,304
My lady friend
will be here momentarily.

285
00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:25,772
Look, Samuel,

286
00:12:25,773 --> 00:12:27,708
you need to find a job so
you can get an apartment

287
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,343
of your own and I can
have my place back.

288
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,677
Hey, maybe your
evening will go well,

289
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:32,179
and you can move in
with your new girlfriend.

290
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,081
Oh, I don't think
that's a good idea.

291
00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:35,482
I believe it's important
for a man

292
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,217
to have his own space,
don't you?

293
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,587
You know, I'm starting to think

294
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:42,055
you didn't leave
Africa willingly.

295
00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:43,757
You got kicked out.

296
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,494
Hey. I was a political refugee.

297
00:12:47,495 --> 00:12:49,529
You don't know the torment
and struggle it took

298
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:50,864
for me to get to America,

299
00:12:50,865 --> 00:12:54,234
where I can cherish the freedoms
that you take for granted.

300
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:59,506
The fact that they kicked me out
is beside the point.

301
00:13:03,144 --> 00:13:07,147
Man, I can't find anything
in this dump.

302
00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:10,684
And by "dump," do you mean
the house I grew up in

303
00:13:10,685 --> 00:13:13,053
that my dead father built?

304
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:16,456
I'm sorry, it's just that I
hate living out of a suitcase.

305
00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:18,825
You don't have to.
I cleared out some closet space

306
00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:20,560
and a couple of drawers for you.

307
00:13:20,561 --> 00:13:22,095
No, no point in me settling in.

308
00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,498
As soon as Samuel's out of
there, I'm back to my place.

309
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,033
Yeah, but that could be a couple
of weeks, maybe a month.

310
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,169
And whose fault is that?

311
00:13:31,038 --> 00:13:33,974
Judging from your tone,
I guess you think it's mine?

312
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,911
Look, Molly.

313
00:13:37,912 --> 00:13:40,914
I know what's going on here.

314
00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:42,749
It's in every gal's
nature to want to nest

315
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,584
with an Alpha male.

316
00:13:48,623 --> 00:13:51,992
Really? Let's... go on.

317
00:13:51,993 --> 00:13:53,627
Well, as much as I hope one day

318
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:55,462
we'll be living
under the same roof,

319
00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:57,164
I'm just not ready
for that right now.

320
00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:59,499
Oh, I get it.

321
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,936
You're like a wild,
untamed stallion

322
00:14:02,937 --> 00:14:06,506
and here I am, trying to
hook you up to a plow.

323
00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,646
I said it's not your fault.

324
00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:17,517
It's your womanly instincts.

325
00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:22,055
I'm not quite following you,

326
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:23,790
but that's probably
just because

327
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,892
I'm burdened with this
crazy lady brain.

328
00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:27,060
You know...

329
00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:31,832
Look, I'm not saying
you're trying to trap me

330
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,834
as much as... reel me in.

331
00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:38,672
I see. Less horse, more fish.

332
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,342
'Cause you know what, if I
really wanted to trap you,

333
00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:44,811
I'd dig a really big
hole in the backyard

334
00:14:44,812 --> 00:14:48,482
and cover it with moon pies.

335
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:53,420
See, you're getting angry.

336
00:14:53,421 --> 00:14:55,856
I told you.
I don't blame you.

337
00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,824
It's your DNA.

338
00:15:07,568 --> 00:15:10,770
Looks like one of those
giant manatees,

339
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:13,373
sunning itself on a big rock.

340
00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:19,779
You know, that's
where the legends

341
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,781
of the mermaids come from.

342
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,951
Sailors would often
mistake them for women.

343
00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:27,654
Well, to me that just
sounds like a lame excuse

344
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,223
for some bad behavior.

345
00:15:31,359 --> 00:15:32,993
Whoa, where am I?

346
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:36,496
It would appear the doghouse.

347
00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:38,765
I don't know what you did
to pee on her parade,

348
00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:40,166
but if you slept on the couch,

349
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,135
you're still in midstream.

350
00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:45,005
Morning, mom. Vince.

351
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,406
- Morning.
- Good morning.

352
00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:48,642
Morning.

353
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:52,946
I'm guessing time
has not healed these wounds.

354
00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:56,750
Yeah, I picked up on that, too.

355
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,585
I-I'd wait till
she had her coffee.

356
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,587
Otherwise
she's a real ball-buster.

357
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,055
I heard that!

358
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:05,392
It's true!

359
00:16:09,196 --> 00:16:10,530
Got a crick in my neck

360
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:12,432
from camping out on
the sofa last night.

361
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,401
Oh, no. What a shame.

362
00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:16,603
Poor thing.

363
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:21,207
You look very pretty
this morning. Well-rested.

364
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:24,010
Well, it's easy to sleep when
you've got nothing on your mind

365
00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:26,279
but lipstick and man-trapping.

366
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:31,851
Okay, look,
I never said "trap."

367
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:34,087
But I am sorry for, you know.

368
00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:36,556
Acting like an ass?

369
00:16:36,557 --> 00:16:39,225
Well, I wouldn't
necessarily say "ass." Oh,

370
00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:41,461
big baby,
thoughtless moron, uh...

371
00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:43,697
Let's just go with "ass."

372
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,433
You know, I was trying
to be nice and accommodating

373
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,902
to you and your friend,
and what do I get in return?

374
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,404
Accusations that I'm trying
to trap you.

375
00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:52,839
Let her drink her coffee.

376
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,475
Stay out of it, mom!

377
00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:57,777
I understand you wanting
your own space, believe me.

378
00:16:57,778 --> 00:17:00,413
Having the bed to myself last
night was like a mini-vacation.

379
00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:02,115
I could stretch out.

380
00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:04,117
I didn't have to worry about
your arm slamming down

381
00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:07,020
on my head
like a giant meat log.

382
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,393
I'm sorry, Molly.

383
00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:15,428
It's not that I don't want
to stay with you.

384
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:17,931
I just like having my apartment
as kind of a safety net.

385
00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:20,367
So do I. I'm not ready
for us to live together.

386
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:21,901
Well, good.

387
00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:25,238
Because even if I don't use it,
I like knowing it's there.

388
00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,374
Yeah.

389
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,475
Kinda like the Milky Way

390
00:17:28,476 --> 00:17:31,578
you keep hidden
behind your ice trays.

391
00:17:35,516 --> 00:17:37,417
You know about that.

392
00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:43,056
I've replaced it three times.

393
00:17:47,561 --> 00:17:50,830
I've replaced it four times.

394
00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:55,602
Hey, you don't keep one here,
do you?

395
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:57,504
In the
vegetable crisper!

396
00:17:57,505 --> 00:17:59,673
Mom!

397
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:09,391
I'm sorry, I asked for
scrambled... this is over easy.

398
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:15,297
Now scrambled.

399
00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:22,370
That woman is the worst waitress
in the world.

400
00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:23,805
Who cares? Look at her.

401
00:18:23,806 --> 00:18:26,341
She could bring me a urinal cake
and I'd eat it.

402
00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:31,780
Hey, Samuel.
What are you doing here?

403
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,215
Abe called me out of the blue

404
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:35,851
and offered me my job back
with the raise he promised.

405
00:18:35,852 --> 00:18:38,053
I told you, man.
You stayed strong and you won.

406
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:40,455
I know, Carl. I'm so glad
I listened to you.

407
00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:42,724
You are clearly
the brains of the team.

408
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,862
Well, next time you could
crash at his place.

409
00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:48,296
I hope you like the top bunk,

410
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,899
and waking up
to a faceful of model airplane.

411
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,401
Don't worry. I'll be
out of your home as soon as

412
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,871
I can put together enough for
first and last months' rent,

413
00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:58,206
security deposit, and the
premium cable package.

414
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,343
I'm afraid you've spoiled me.

415
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:04,079
Oh, Samuel. Samuel.

416
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,080
Welcome back.

417
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:06,548
You and me are good, right?

418
00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:07,549
Yeah, we're good.

419
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:11,753
All right.
Go fire my wife.

420
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:18,226
Okay. So, 50 cent an hour raise
makes $20 a week.

421
00:19:18,227 --> 00:19:21,129
This should cover till
the end of the month.

422
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:25,066
Nice when payoff go
the other way, huh, Serpico?

423
00:19:28,204 --> 00:19:29,471
What's going on?

424
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,906
You covering Samuel's raise?

425
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:33,608
I'd have paid twice as much
to get him out of my apartment.

426
00:19:33,609 --> 00:19:34,743
Although I got to admit,

427
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,745
he did a nice job
redecorating the place.

428
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:39,080
I know. I saw it the other night
when I went to his party.

429
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:40,548
Party?

430
00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:44,049
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