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-You been eating a lot of oatmeal lately.
-Yeah. It's nutritious, filling...

2
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...and the extra fiber helps
keep the intestinal train running on time.

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Mm. I hope we're near a gas station...

4
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...when the Mike Biggs choo-choo
comes clickety-clacking through town.

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Squeezing into that Porta-Potty
would not have been my first choice either.

6
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That's the fastest
I've seen you go over a fence.

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Thirty seconds later,
you would've seen me go through a fence.

8
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If I cannot pay my rent,
I will have no place to live.

9
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You are killing me!

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-Samuel?
-What?

11
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Could I get a smidge more brown sugar
for my oatmeal?

12
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Abe promised me a raise every month
for two years.

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But do I ever see an extra dollar
in my paycheck? No, I do not.

14
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That's rough. Could you also grab me
a handful of raisins?

15
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Hang on.
I think we got a brother in distress here.

16
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We know which one of you will be the first
to make detective.

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Carl, stay out of it.

18
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-What's the problem?
-The landlord has increased my rent.

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I'm going to be evicted
if I don't get the raise I was promised.

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-Need me to have a word with your boss?
-Carl.

21
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What? I can talk to these fat cats.

22
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I was our precinct's union representative
for two years running.

23
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Yes, but it was supposed to be
a four-year term.

24
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Thanks to me, there are now rules in place
about the early removal of a union rep.

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-Go tell Abe I need to talk to him.
-Samuel, I implore you.

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Do not let Carl speak on your behalf.

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What's the big deal? I'm just gonna
reason with him. Go get Abe.

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Carl, you're my best friend,
but you're a hothead and a loudmouth.

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Just when we have to play
good cop, bad cop.

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It's actually more embarrassed cop
and source-of-embarrassment cop.

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What's the problem?
Something wrong with your free food?

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I think you and Samuel need to talk.
You know, create an open dialogue.

33
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Is this any way to be considered
official police business?

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-No, just helping out a friend.
-Then bye-bye, johnny law.

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You a troublemaker?
I don't need a troublemaker.

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He's a workingman
standing up for his rights.

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I wait tables, I wash dishes,
I take out the trash.

38
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All I want in return
is the salary increase you promised me.

39
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Economic climate was much different
when I made that promise.

40
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Market crashed,
financial world go topsy-turvy.

41
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This is not Morgan Stanley,
this is bacon and eggs.

42
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I don't have time for this nonsense.

43
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-You go bus tables.
-Don't you move.

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All right, all right.
Everybody just calm down.

45
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Oh, now you gonna get in my face too,
huh, big boy?

46
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Never pay for one meal, now you gonna
tell me how to run my business.

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If you want me to pay for my food,
I'm happy to.

48
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Oh, sure, now.
Nothing but oatmeal and a dinner salad.

49
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Pay for days before diet.

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The "three milk shake, pork chop,
apple pie" days.

51
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Carl, this is none of our business.

52
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All Sammy wants is a raise
so he can pay his rent.

53
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This is tough economic times.
Every American must tighten belt.

54
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Good luck to you.

55
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He's not asking for a handout,
he just wants the raise.

56
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-Walk away.
-You send goons with guns to threaten me.

57
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-That's not what we're doing.
-Whoa.

58
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You are bad news.

59
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Guess what,
you don't work here anymore.

60
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-You're firing me?
-You can't do that.

61
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I can and I did.

62
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You poke stick at cobra,
you get the fangs.

63
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[HlSSES]

64
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And your days of free breakfasts are over,
Crockett and Tubbs.

65
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Oh, wonderful. No job, no home.

66
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I'm sorry, man.

67
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I'd invite you to stay at my place but
Grandma doesn't let me have sleepovers.

68
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Man, I just wanted some oatmeal.

69
00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:09,372
All right, the couch is yours
till you get your own place.

70
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-Thank you.
-Not a lot of rules here.

71
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I'd appreciate you wearing flip-flops
in the shower...

72
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...so we don't swap
each other's foot fungus.

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Got it.

74
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The bathroom sink
is not a drinking fountain.

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There is a cup in the holder, which
I would prefer that you didn't drink from.

76
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Anyway, make yourself at home.
I'm headed over to Molly's for dinner.

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-Tell her hello for me.
-Will do.

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Help yourself to whatever's in the fridge.

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Just steer clear of the Milky Way
I got hidden behind the ice trays.

80
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I'm not gonna eat it,
but I like knowing it's there.

81
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I'm sorry I didn't take your advice today.

82
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Yeah, I told you not to listen to Carl.

83
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I know. He talks a good game,
but you are clearly the brains of the team.

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-Forgive me for not seeing it sooner.
-Don't beat yourself up about it.

85
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We've all taken his bad advice
from time to time.

86
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There was a two-week period where I had
spiky blond hair and a soul patch.

87
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Well, have a nice time tonight.

88
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,702
You deserve an evening of friends
and good food.

89
00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,471
It will give me the opportunity
to sit here alone...

90
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,200
...contemplating where my life
went so horribly wrong.

91
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Everybody could use a little me time.

92
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[SAMUEL SlGHS]

93
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-Samuel, would you--?
-I'll get my coat.

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Did you get enough to eat, Samuel?

95
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I am perfectly satiated.
Dinner was delightful.

96
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-What did you call that dish?
-Pot roast.

97
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You serve it at Abe's.
I had it Wednesday.

98
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Listen, I know things seem pretty grim
right now...

99
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... but I'm sure something will turn up.

100
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You know, when I first graduated
from cosmetology school...

101
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...there were no jobs anywhere.

102
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And I thought, "Oh, my God,
I just wasted three weeks of my life."

103
00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,918
So how did you find work?

104
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,764
Two words: Right place, right time.

105
00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,967
That's actually four word--
You know what? Just....

106
00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,573
Anyway,
I was dating this funeral director.

107
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And one day, I was taking a little disco nap
in an empty casket.

108
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-You know, like you do.
-Uh-huh.

109
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And a client came in and thought I looked
very natural and asked who did my makeup.

110
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I popped up and said,
"That would be me, hon."

111
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Well, before that woman came to,
I was embarking on an exciting new career.

112
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Cosmetician to the recently deceased.

113
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See?

114
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It's those kinds of inspirational stories
that brought me to this country.

115
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That one made it all the way to Africa,
huh?

116
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Can I get you another glass of wine?

117
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Well, how could I say no
to a woman as beautiful as you?

118
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Oh, my God, you're so charming.

119
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,514
I can't believe you're unemployed
and homeless.

120
00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,919
I know you'll find a job.

121
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:12,121
And I know Mike is happy to have you stay
at his place until you get back on your feet.

122
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Well, hopefully I can accomplish that
in the next 48 hours.

123
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You said, "Hit the bricks in two days,"
right?

124
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-Mike?
-Just trying to keep a fire lit under his ass.

125
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He's here most of the time anyway...

126
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...so you can have his place
as long as you need it.

127
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's not get carried away.

128
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Really? You're giving me that face?

129
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Samuel, you're welcome to stay at my place
for as long as you need.

130
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Thank you, Mike.

131
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Sometimes I think your body is so big...

132
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...just to accommodate
the size of your heart.

133
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Oh, what a beautiful way
to say you're fat.

134
00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:12,180
So, what is the deal with Molly's sister?

135
00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,320
Hands off.
She's already got a boyfriend without a job.

136
00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:21,262
Well, I just thought
if she's half as wonderful as Molly is--

137
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Look, I'm onto you.
I see the little game you're playing.

138
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,272
What game? I'm simply commenting
on what a lucky man you are.

139
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Yeah, I get it.

140
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[lMlTATlNG SAMUEL]
I have so much and you have so little.

141
00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:35,846
-ls that supposed to be me?
-Yes, it is.

142
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[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Don't pretend
that accent doesn't thicken up like gravy...

143
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...when there are women around.

144
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You know, perhaps it is better
if I just wander the streets till morning.

145
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Abe's opens at 5.
Oh, wait, I can't go there anymore.

146
00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,989
I'm dropping you off at my place,
but we're stopping at 7-Eleven...

147
00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:56,259
...and getting a newspaper
so you can start looking for a job.

148
00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,869
-Of course.
-And you're filling out an application...

149
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,598
-...at the 7-Eleven.
-Absolutely.

150
00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,971
And listen, Mike, I cannot thank you
enough for your generosity.

151
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,738
In my homeland,
you would be revered as a king.

152
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,907
There would be a festival in your honor.
Women would name their children after you.

153
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,978
-Your picture would be on money.
-All right, what do you want now? My car?

154
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,487
Only when you're not using it.

155
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,992
-Samuel's still crashing at your place?
-Yup.

156
00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,863
Meanwhile, I'm stuck at Molly's
with her recycling rules...

157
00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,562
...and clipping my toenails over the toilet.

158
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,832
I don't know how much longer
I can take it.

159
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,340
Yeah, a man's got to have his own space.

160
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,672
If I didn't have my lawn chair
in the garage...

161
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,815
...cohabitation with my grandma
would be an impossibility.

162
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,148
Hey, why you flatfoots
still come back here?

163
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,481
I told you before, no more free lunch.

164
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,714
Things got a little heated the other day...

165
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,451
...but Samuel's a good kid
and he really needs this job.

166
00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,027
It's too late,
position has already been filled.

167
00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,663
Soo-Jin, customer.

168
00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,293
She very good worker.

169
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,435
And since she's my wife,
it don't cost me one sweet dime.

170
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,130
What is it now? I'm watching Oprah,
waiting for my "a-ha" moment...

171
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,705
...and you're not it.

172
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,436
Darling, please bring coffee
to these two gentlemen.

173
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,776
[SPEAKlNG lN KOREAN]

174
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,689
She'll be right back with your beverage.

175
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,891
You're telling me
that pretty thing is your wife?

176
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,758
Why not?
I'm a successful good-looking man.

177
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,457
She's the big winner here.

178
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,636
You can cover her fingers in diamonds
but can't give Samuel a 50-cent raise?

179
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,674
Samuel don't dress up like Catholic
schoolgirl and call me "sweet papa."

180
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,972
-Oh, thank you, baby.
-Two large grapefruit juice.

181
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:54,848
-We wanted coffee.
-I wanted Ben Affleck, but I get him.

182
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:12,362
What have you done with my apartment
and why are you wearing my drapes?

183
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,764
Mike,
I didn't know you were stopping by.

184
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:19,707
I need to grab some clean clothes
before I go to Molly's. What is that smell?

185
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,347
I'm preparing a traditional African meal.

186
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,348
What is that,
two missionaries in a Crock-Pot?

187
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,612
Very funny.

188
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:33,452
Anyway, I would invite you to stay,
but I have a lady friend coming over.

189
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,685
Please tell me it's not Molly's sister.

190
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,886
Oh, no, no, no,
she gave me a fake number.

191
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,457
Hang on. You don't have a job yet,
but you've managed to find a date?

192
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,629
It's amazing what women will overlook
if you have your own apartment.

193
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,173
But who am I talking to?

194
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,505
Yeah, yeah. Hey, who told you
you could move my furniture around?

195
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,740
I was doing you a favor.
The feng shui in here was atrocious.

196
00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,546
When I open the front door,
I like to feel invited into the room.

197
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,189
Yeah, I get that about you.

198
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,085
How's the job hunt going?

199
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,055
I'm weighing a few options.

200
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,890
I don't want to rush into a career path
I'm not comfortable with.

201
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,727
Repeat after me: Paper or plastic?
Would you like fries with that?

202
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,927
Knock me in the water
and win a stuffed bear.

203
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,636
Can we table this discussion?

204
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,742
My lady friend will be here momentarily.

205
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:29,040
You need to find a job so you can get
an apartment and I can have my place back.

206
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,979
Maybe you can move in
with your new girlfriend.

207
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,914
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

208
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,920
I believe it's important for a man
to have his own space, don't you?

209
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:43,420
You know, I'm starting to think you didn't
leave Africa willingly. You got kicked out.

210
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,321
Hey, I was a political refugee.

211
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,628
You don't know the torment
and struggle it took to get to America...

212
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,863
...where I can cherish the freedoms
that you take for granted.

213
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,535
The fact that they kicked me out
is beside the point.

214
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,014
Man, I can't find anything in this dump.

215
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:12,847
And by "dump," do you mean the house
I grew up in that my dead father built?

216
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,288
I'm sorry.
It's just that I hate living out of a suitcase.

217
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,364
You don't have to. I cleared out some closet
space and a couple of drawers for you.

218
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,299
No point in me settling in. Soon as
Samuel's out of there, I'm back to my place.

219
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,802
But that could be a couple of weeks,
maybe a month.

220
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,837
And whose fault is that?

221
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,643
Judging from your tone,
I guess you think it's mine.

222
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:40,309
Look, Molly,
I know what's going on here.

223
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:44,215
It's in every gal's nature
to wanna nest with an alpha male.

224
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,757
Really? That's-- Go on.

225
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,367
Well, and as much as I hope one day
we'll be living under the same roof...

226
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,934
...I'm just not ready for that right now.

227
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:03,302
I get it. You're like a wild,
untamed stallion...

228
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:07,002
...and here I am
trying to hook you up to a plow.

229
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,178
I said it's not your fault.

230
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,187
It's your womanly instincts.

231
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,390
I'm not quite following you,
but that's probably just because...

232
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,362
...I'm burdened with this crazy lady brain,
you know:

233
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:33,635
Look, I'm not saying you're trying
to trap me as much as reel me in.

234
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:39,301
I see. Less horse, more fish.

235
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,340
You know what?
If I really wanted to trap you...

236
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:47,679
... I'd dig a really big hole in the backyard
and cover it with MoonPies.

237
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,086
See, you're getting angry.

238
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,591
But I told you, I don't blame you.

239
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,457
It's your DNA.

240
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,200
[SNORlNG]

241
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:13,007
[WHlSPERlNG] Looks like one of those
giant manatees sunning itself on a big rock.

242
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:21,517
[WHlSPERlNG] You know, that's where
the legends of the mermaids come from.

243
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,781
Sailors would often mistake them
for women.

244
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:29,985
Well, to me, that just sounds
like a lame excuse for some bad behavior.

245
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,825
Whoa, where am l?

246
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,364
[lN NORMAL TONE]
It would appear, the doghouse.

247
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,997
[lN NORMAL TONE] I don't know
what you did to pee on her parade...

248
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,868
...but if you slept on the couch,
you're still in midstream.

249
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,933
Morning, Mom, Vince.

250
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,168
-Morning.
-Good morning.

251
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,313
Morning.

252
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,275
I'm guessing
time has not healed these wounds.

253
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,544
Yeah, I picked up on that too.

254
00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:00,488
I'd wait till she had her coffee.
Otherwise, she's a real ballbuster.

255
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,526
MOLLY: I heard that.
-It's true.

256
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,228
Got a crick in my neck
from camping out on the sofa last night.

257
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:16,238
Oh, no. What a shame. Poor thing.

258
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,012
You look very pretty this morning.
Well rested.

259
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:25,913
It's easy to sleep when you've got nothing
on your mind but lipstick and man trapping.

260
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:33,881
Okay, look, I never said trapped,
but I am sorry for-- You know.

261
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,391
Acting like an ass?

262
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,060
Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ass.

263
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,222
Big baby, thoughtless moron--

264
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,561
You know, let's just go with "ass."

265
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,263
I was trying to be nice and accommodating
to you and your friend.

266
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,670
And what do I get in return?
Accusations that I'm trying to trap you.

267
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,836
JOYCE: Let her drink her coffee.
-Stay out of it, Mom.

268
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,178
I understand
you wanting your own space.

269
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,318
Having the bed to myself last night
was like a mini vacation.

270
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,579
I could stretch out,
I didn't have to worry...

271
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,691
...about your arm slamming
down on my head like a giant meat log.

272
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,628
I'm sorry, Molly.
It's not that I don't wanna stay with you.

273
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,735
I just like having my apartment
as kind of a safety net.

274
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,503
So do l.
I'm not ready for us to live together.

275
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,696
Good.

276
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,071
Because even if I don't use it,
I like knowing it's there.

277
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,071
Yeah.

278
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:31,239
Kind of like the Milky Way you keep hidden
behind your ice trays.

279
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,086
You know about that?

280
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,889
I've replaced it three times.

281
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,465
I've replaced it four times.

282
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,037
-You don't keep one here, do you?
JOYCE: In the vegetable crisper.

283
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,177
Mom!

284
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,342
I'm sorry, I asked for scrambled.
This is over-easy.

285
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,083
Now scrambled.

286
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,299
That woman is the worst waitress
in the world.

287
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,764
Who cares? Look at her.

288
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,130
She could bring me a urinal cake
and I'd eat it.

289
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,431
-Hey, Samuel.
-What are you doing here?

290
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,841
Abe called me out of the blue and offered
me my job back with the raise he promised.

291
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,038
I told you.
You stayed strong and you won.

292
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,411
I know, Carl.
I'm so glad I listened to you.

293
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,519
You are clearly the brains of the team.

294
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,886
Next time, you can crash at his place.

295
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,824
I hope you like the top bunk and waking up
to a face full of model airplane.

296
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,531
I'll be out of your home
as soon as I can put together enough...

297
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:58,466
...for first and last month's rent, security
deposit and the premium cable package.

298
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,304
I'm afraid you've spoiled me.

299
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,035
Oh, Samuel. Samuel, welcome back.

300
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,336
-You and me are good, right?
-Yeah, we're good.

301
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:10,642
All right, your first job, go fire my wife.

302
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:17,251
Okay, so 50-cent-an-hour raise
makes $20 a week.

303
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,751
This should cover it
till the end of the month.

304
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,861
Nice when payoff go the other way,
huh, Serpico?

305
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,859
What's going on?
You covering Samuel's raise?

306
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,469
I'd pay twice as much
to get him out of my apartment.

307
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,732
Although, I gotta admit,
he did a nice job redecorating the place.

308
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,035
I know, I saw it when I went to his party.

309
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,609
Party?

310
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