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<i>So here's what you missed
on Glee:</i>

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<i>The glee club's
getting ready for Nationals,</i>

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<i>and Quinn's getting ready
to be prom queen.</i>

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We need to get elected
for prom king and queen.

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It's the ultimate
status symbol.

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<i>Kurt had to leave McKinley</i>

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<i>because Karofsky
threatened him...</i>

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I can't expel a kid
for shoving.

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He'll just say, "I didn't mean

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to shove that kid.
I tripped."

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Excuse works like a charm.
I use it all the time.

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<i>But at least he's got
Blaine and the Warblers,</i>

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<i>who just lost at Regionals
to the New Directions!</i>

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We got each other
out of all this.

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That beats a lousy trophy,
don't you think?

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<i>Santana's got it bad
for Brittany...</i>

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This relationship
is really confusing for me.

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Breakfast is confusing for you.

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Well, sometimes it's sweet
and sometimes it's salty.

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Like, what if I have eggs
for dinner, then what is it?

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<i>Will's sort of always
had it bad for Emma,</i>

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<i>but lately she's gotten
super crazy</i>

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<i>with the cleaning fruit
and stuff.</i>

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<i>I'm not following.
Like, seriously crazy.</i>

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One day, you're going to find
a way to beat this thing.

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<i>And that's what you missed
on Glee.</i>

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All right, guys.

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Nationals are just
a few weeks away,

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and it's time to bear down.

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Now, your singing at Regionals
was amazing, but your dancing...

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It's booty camp time.

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Booty!
So let's get it going.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Push yourselves, guys.

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Vocal Adrenaline
takes no prisoners.

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Oh! I'm so sorry.

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Are you okay?

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I'm bleeding.

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Let's get you to a doctor.

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My dad's will be here
in 15 minutes.

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You don't have to stay, Finn.

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No, I want to wait
and hear what the doctor says.

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I feel terrible.

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Won't Quinn be mad at you
sitting vigil at my bedside?

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Well, I'm standing,

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and-and she'd understand
how awful I feel

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even if it's not broken.

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It's broken.

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Well, I knew
I was a bad dancer,

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but I never thought
my dancing was dangerous.

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It's a clean break, so
I-I won't have to set it.

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Considering your
deviated septum,

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I'd consider this a
terrific opportunity

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for a little vanity adjustment.

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Are you suggesting
that I get a nose job?

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You're 16, right?

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That's when I gave
my daughters theirs.

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It's like a right of
passage for Jewish girls.

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First of all, I like how I look.

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She your girlfriend?

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No.

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What does your
girlfriend look like?

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Okay, and second of all,
I don't want to do anything

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that's going to affect my voice.

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My Broadway career
depends on it.

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Yeah, we got a big show choir

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competition coming up,
and Rachel's

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kind of our best singer.

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Doesn't impact the voice.

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That's just a myth.

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The fact is, opening
up that septum

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might allow you to take
in more air per breath,

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which means bigger
belts on you high notes.

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But Barbra...

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Is great.
She's also one in a million.

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The fact is, if you really
want to be an actress,

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you might want to consider
looking and sounding

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the best that you can.

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I got an appointment
open next week.

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Can I sign you up?

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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh my God,
you're getting a nose job.

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I'm considering having
a minor procedure

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to repair my deviated septum.

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So, a nose job.

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Look, I'm... I'm happy
with the way that I look, okay?

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And I've embraced my nose.

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But let's say I wanted to have
a slightly more demure nose.

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Like Quinn's, for example.

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I-I would never change
my appearance for vanity,

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but, I mean, the doctor said

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that it could possibly
improve my talent,

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which would help us
all for Nationals.

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Possibly?
What about the risks?

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Your voice is amazing
as is, Rachel.

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Hold up.

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Could we all just
get real here for a second?

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I hear that Rachel's got
a bit of a schnoz.

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I mean, I wouldn't know
because, like Medusa, I try

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to avoid eye contact with her.

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But can we all just stop

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lying about how
there aren't things

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that we wouldn't change
about ourselves?

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I mean, I'm sure that Sam's been
at the doctor's office

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and rifled through pamphlets
on mouth reduction.

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I'll bet Artie's thought
about getting his legs removed

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since he's not really
using them anyways.

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And I'm definitely sure
that Tina's looked

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into getting an eye de-slanting.

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That's extraordinarily racist.

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I'm keepin' it real.

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Sorry, Santana.
I'm a beautiful person.

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I'm in love with myself, and I
would never change a thing.

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Is that why you're wearing
blue contacts today, Tina?

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Self-hating Asian.

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Not many Asian sex symbols,
Mike.

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I'm just trying to be in fashion

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and mirror what I see
in the magazines.

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My dancing kind of bothers me.

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Uh, it almost killed Rachel,
but I like the way I look.

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Oh, please.

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You have weird, puffy
pyramid nipples.

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They look like they're
filled with custard,

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or you could dust them

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with powdered sugar
and they could pass

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for some sort of dessert.

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Look, maybe Rachel's fine
with having an enormous beak.

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Maybe she needs it to crack
hard seeds. All I'm saying

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is that if you look
in the mirror

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and you don't like what you see,
you should change it.

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Whoa, guys.

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I'm really shocked
at what I'm hearing here.

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It goes against everything
the glee club stands for.

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I'm telling you, the thing
you would most like to change

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about yourself is the most
interesting part of you.

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Well, maybe,
but at this school,

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the thing
that makes you different

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is the thing people use
to crush your spirit.

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Rachel's a beautiful girl.

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She doesn't need a nose job.

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Saying that she's doing it
to enrich her talent is just

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a convenient excuse
to deal with the fact

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that she's insecure
about how she looks.

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Most of the adults we know
have trouble embracing

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their eccentricities, so
how can we expect kids to?

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Well, then, it should be
our job to help them.

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I don't want my legacy
as a teacher

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to be conjugated verbs
and Glee Club trophies.

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I want to help them
love themselves

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for who they are,
warts and all--

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Especially warts.

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How long do we have
to do this for?

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Until they're all clean.

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I mean, I'm really enjoying
helping you with your OCD.

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Do you know what? I really
don't like that term, really.

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It sounds way too
scientific and serious.

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I really prefer "neat
freak" or "cleanybug."

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But, Will, I really
have to tell you,

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I'm so appreciative
of all your help.

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Really, I have so
much more free time

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now that there are four hands
polishing all of my fruit.

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I'm really glad...

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but shouldn't we
be figuring out

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some techniques you can use

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to eat your food
without scrubbing it?

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You mean with germs and
pesticides all over it?

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No, I mean, really deal
with your issues on this stuff.

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Will, I've tried, you know,

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and I... I may not have
been born this way,

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but this is my lot in life.

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There's nothing I
can do about it.

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Thank you.

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What for?

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I know how I'm going
to get the kids

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to accept what
their differences are--

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By using their two
favorite teachers:

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Me and Gaga...

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but I'm going
to need your help.

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<i>I should be prom queen
at this school.</i>

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<i>If I were prom queen,</i>

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<i>I could get Brittany to drop
the four-eyed loser</i>

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<i>and go for the real queen.</i>

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<i>She's so gullible,
I could convince her</i>

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<i>that by royal decree,
I'd made her being with me</i>

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<i>the law of the land.</i>

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<i>That's never going to happen.</i>

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<i>I don't have the votes.</i>

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<i>Unless I could get
the jock block.</i>

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Jack Ryan, you've just boarded

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<i>the Red October.</i>

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Sean Connery.

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<i>And God knows Sam doesn't have</i>

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<i>the heat at this school yet.</i>

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<i>Hold on, there's someone
at this school</i>

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<i>who just might have
the juice...</i>

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<i>Dave Karofsky.</i>

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<i>Holy crap.</i>

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<i>I'm a closet lesbian
and a judgmental bitch,</i>

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I have awesome gaydar.

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You haven't asked us anything
about our New York trip.

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Is it because it's too painful?

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Yes, as a matter of fact,

203
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but while the New Directions!

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Are preparing
to perform at Nationals,

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the Warblers are preparing
to perform at a nursing home

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in a strip mall
next to a National Bank.

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But I'm so proud of you guys.

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We miss you so much.

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Isn't there any way you
could come back to McKinley?

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I told him, I would be all for
it if it wasn't for Karofsky.

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Wait, what did you just say?

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Kurt needs to be safe.

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Okay, can we please
change subject?

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<i>- I'm just saying...
- That's it.</i>

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<i>Kurt's the trick to winning
prom queen and getting Britt,</i>

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<i>not to mention totally boosting
our chances at Nationals.</i>

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<i>If I could get Kurt back,
I'd be a hero.</i>

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<i>Even Quinn and Finn
would vote for me.</i>

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<i>And the key?</i>

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<i>Karofsky.</i>

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I've got to gay-- Go.

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Go-- I've got to go.

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Um, why is Ms. Pillsbury here?

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She's helping us out
with this week's assignment.

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Now, this is the only club

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at school that is represented

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by just about every race,
religion,

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sexual orientation and clique,

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but many of you are still having
a hard time with acceptance.

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That's crazy, Mr. Shue.
We love each other.

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No, I won't deny that
you accept each other,

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but you don't
accept yourselves.

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This week's assignment
has two parts.

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I want all of you to sing
songs about accepting yourself

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for who you are-- The
best and the worst parts.

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What's the second part?
Well,

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we're going to do
a group number

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by the queen
of self-love--

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Gaga.

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We're going to perform

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her anthem to acceptance--
"Born This Way."

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Yes!

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Wait, wait, I still don't know
why Ms. Pillsbury is here.

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I'm here to help you with your
costumes for the big number.

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Each of you will be issued
a beautifully fitted

246
00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:44,592
white T-shirt.

247
00:08:44,644 --> 00:08:47,762
We will then use
this letter press...

248
00:08:47,814 --> 00:08:49,264
to write a word or a phrase

249
00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:50,899
that best describes
the thing about you

250
00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:52,150
that you're the most ashamed of

251
00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:54,069
or you'd like to
change but you can't

252
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,604
because you were born that way,
which is super terrific. I want you

253
00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:58,606
to love those parts of you,
you know, embrace them,

254
00:08:58,658 --> 00:08:59,908
wear them on your
chest with pride.

255
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,993
Can you give an example?

256
00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:03,578
Yeah.

257
00:09:03,629 --> 00:09:04,996
It's the big moment.

258
00:09:11,087 --> 00:09:12,104
Wow, Emma, I thought
the whole purpose

259
00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:13,422
of you doing this
was to write...

260
00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:16,892
Being a ginger has plagued me
my entire life.

261
00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,593
People say
that I smell like copper,

262
00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:20,762
I can get a sunburn
indoors at night,

263
00:09:20,813 --> 00:09:23,131
and according to recent legend,
I have no soul,

264
00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:24,266
but I'm here to say
that this very curse

265
00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:26,268
is what makes me unique.

266
00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:28,186
Children,

267
00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:30,739
I claim my gingerhood
before you today.

268
00:09:32,475 --> 00:09:34,659
I was born this way.

269
00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:35,977
Hooray.

270
00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:37,279
Hooray!

271
00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:38,530
Hooray!

272
00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:56,069
Those crowns are a crock.

273
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,321
You know what I found out?

274
00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,322
Not real jewels.

275
00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,990
A crown hasn't rested on my head

276
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:03,811
since I won
Miss Tiara Toddler Allen County.

277
00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:05,028
Are you serious?

278
00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,397
Yeah, three years in a row.

279
00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:09,199
I dominated
in Western Wear and Runway,

280
00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,919
but my real talent
was baby pull-ups.

281
00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:14,588
31!

282
00:10:14,672 --> 00:10:17,207
32! 33!

283
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:24,014
I was on my way
to becoming Miss Ohio.

284
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,432
That is, until the shoddy
Zizes thyroid kicked in

285
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,884
as well as a love of chips,

286
00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:28,018
and suddenly I was denied entry

287
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,636
into the pageant circuit.

288
00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:31,889
They said I no longer
looked the part.

289
00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:32,856
My dreams were dashed.

290
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,362
There's our future queen...

291
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,764
a size-two
teenage dream.

292
00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,533
You know what?

293
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,151
We're going to change that.

294
00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:45,986
How?

295
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,454
Baby,

296
00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:50,290
you're going to get that crown,
and I'm gonna be your king.

297
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,915
Thanks for doing this.

298
00:10:57,966 --> 00:10:59,449
I'm surprised
more girls haven't asked me.

299
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:00,801
My nose is awesome.

300
00:11:00,885 --> 00:11:03,119
I can totally count
on your vote,

301
00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:05,873
right?
Yeah. To... totally.

302
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,299
So, what's it like?

303
00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:18,268
Looking like you look?

304
00:11:18,319 --> 00:11:20,204
I pretty much have
a warped sense of the world.

305
00:11:20,271 --> 00:11:22,656
Being a hot 17-year-old,

306
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,275
you can get away with
or do anything you want,

307
00:11:25,326 --> 00:11:26,977
so I kind of always assume

308
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,246
that people are always nice
and accommodating.

309
00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:32,332
Okay. So,

310
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,418
we, uh,
ready to pull the trigger?

311
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,820
No, not... not quite yet.
Um, I was kind of hoping

312
00:11:36,871 --> 00:11:39,289
that I could get an idea
of what I might look like

313
00:11:39,357 --> 00:11:40,424
after the procedure.

314
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,544
Um, this is my friend Quinn.

315
00:11:43,628 --> 00:11:45,161
Nice nose.

316
00:11:45,213 --> 00:11:47,047
Thank you.
Very nice.

317
00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:49,266
Yeah, well, Rachel wants it.

318
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,717
No problem.

319
00:11:50,802 --> 00:11:52,886
So I'll click some pics,
make up some photo composites.

320
00:11:52,971 --> 00:11:54,170
We'll be ready
to rock and roll.

321
00:12:02,814 --> 00:12:07,401
♪ I wish I could tie you up
in my shoes ♪

322
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,353
♪ Make you feel unpretty, too ♪

323
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:12,706
♪ I was told I was beautiful ♪

324
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:15,525
♪ But what does that
mean to you? ♪

325
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:16,693
♪ Look into the mirror ♪

326
00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:19,195
♪ Who's inside there? ♪

327
00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:21,665
♪ The one with the long hair ♪

328
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:26,202
♪ Same old me again today ♪

329
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:29,205
♪ My outsides are cool ♪

330
00:12:29,257 --> 00:12:31,675
♪ My insides are blue ♪

331
00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:34,895
♪ Every time I think
I'm through ♪

332
00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:37,380
♪ It's because of you ♪

333
00:12:37,432 --> 00:12:40,500
♪ I've tried different ways ♪

334
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:43,353
♪ But it's all the same ♪

335
00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:46,106
♪ At the end of the day ♪

336
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,742
♪ I have myself to blame ♪

337
00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:50,160
♪ I'm just trippin' ♪

338
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,497
♪ You can buy your hair
if it won't grow ♪

339
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,700
♪ You can fix your nose
if you say so ♪

340
00:12:56,751 --> 00:13:00,403
♪ You can buy all the makeup
that MAC can make ♪

341
00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:02,589
♪ But if ♪

342
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:05,408
♪ You can't look inside you ♪

343
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:08,829
♪ Find out who am I to ♪

344
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:11,915
♪ Be in a position
to make me feel so ♪

345
00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:13,050
♪ Damn unpretty ♪

346
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:15,135
♪ I feel pretty ♪

347
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:19,489
♪ Oh, so pretty ♪

348
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:24,728
♪ I feel pretty and witty
and bright ♪

349
00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:27,280
♪ And I pity ♪

350
00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:31,902
♪ Any girl
who isn't me tonight ♪

351
00:13:31,953 --> 00:13:33,654
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

352
00:13:33,738 --> 00:13:36,373
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

353
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,976
<i>♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

354
00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:41,662
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

355
00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:43,747
♪ I feel pretty ♪

356
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:46,316
♪ You can buy your hair
if it won't grow ♪

357
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:47,834
♪ Oh, so pretty ♪

358
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:49,619
♪ You can fix your nose
if you say so ♪

359
00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:51,722
♪ I feel pretty and witty ♪
♪ You can buy all the makeup ♪

360
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,058
♪ And bright ♪
♪ That MAC can make, but if ♪

361
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,178
♪ You can't look inside you ♪

362
00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:01,314
♪ Find out who am I to ♪

363
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:04,768
♪ Be in a position
to make me feel so ♪

364
00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:06,570
♪ Damn unpretty ♪

365
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,271
♪ I feel pretty ♪

366
00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:14,327
♪ But unpretty. ♪

367
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:20,867
Beautiful job, ladies.

368
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,173
She's got my vote.

369
00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:27,674
She's such an inspiration.

370
00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:30,427
It's nice to see someone like me
on a poster for a change.

371
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,167
What are you doing?

372
00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:38,635
Oh, hey.
I'm running for prom queen.

373
00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,003
As a joke, right?

374
00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:41,805
Does it look like I'm joking?

375
00:14:41,856 --> 00:14:43,273
Well, when your name appears
on that ballot,

376
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,858
the whole school's going
to think it's a laugh riot,

377
00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:46,276
and you may just
get enough votes to win.

378
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,311
That's sort of the idea.

379
00:14:48,362 --> 00:14:49,780
And as everybody snickers
as they try

380
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,281
to squeeze that tiara
onto your head,

381
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,866
somebody's going
to spill pig's blood on you,

382
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,350
or something like that,
and you'll become

383
00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,986
more of an outcast
than you already are.

384
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:59,573
Okay. I don't know exactly
what your problem is,

385
00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:00,791
but you best bring it, Fabray.

386
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,459
Because I'm hot as hell,

387
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,494
I keep it real, and the
people at this school

388
00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:05,746
want a prom queen
who's like them.

389
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:06,997
No, they want a prom queen

390
00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,298
who's somebody
they'd like to be.

391
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,666
Look.

392
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:11,468
Not everybody can be
born pretty like you.

393
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,503
But just so you know,
who you are inside

394
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,338
and who you pretend to be
to the rest of the world--

395
00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,539
They're two different people.

396
00:15:16,591 --> 00:15:17,974
You don't know anything
about me, Lauren.

397
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,393
Anything.
But you know what?

398
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:22,429
You're about to.

399
00:15:22,513 --> 00:15:23,663
Because it just got personal.

400
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:31,671
I knew you'd
ask me out eventually.

401
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,340
I'm kind of Duke Stud
at McKinley.

402
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,242
Give it up. I know.

403
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,426
Know what?

404
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,511
That you're gay.

405
00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,679
What? Who told you that?

406
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,214
No one had to tell me.

407
00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:43,350
First of all, I saw you checking
out Sam's ass the other day.

408
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,135
You know, you really need

409
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:46,920
to be more careful
with your leering.

410
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,189
I didn't. I was just seeing
what jeans he was wearing.

411
00:15:49,273 --> 00:15:50,507
Like that's any less gay.

412
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,642
Second of all, I know
about you and Kurt.

413
00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,861
Remember last week
before the benefit?

414
00:15:54,946 --> 00:15:58,281
About you being worried about
"the truth" getting out.

415
00:15:58,349 --> 00:15:59,783
Guess what. It's out.

416
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,235
Whatever they told you
is a lie to mess with me.

417
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,237
I'm going to kick their asses.

418
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,206
Okay, you know what? Why
don't you just settle down

419
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:09,025
and let Auntie Tana here
tell you a little story.

420
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:10,693
It's about you.

421
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,579
You're what we call
a "late in life gay."

422
00:16:12,663 --> 00:16:14,581
You're going to
stay in the closet,

423
00:16:14,665 --> 00:16:17,000
get married, get drunk to have
relations with your wife,

424
00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,869
have a couple kids,
maybe become

425
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,471
a state senator or a deacon,

426
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,390
and then get caught in the
men's room tapping your foot

427
00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:25,308
with some page,
and you know what?

428
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,093
I accept that about you.

429
00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:29,346
Why are you doing this?

430
00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:31,431
Because I need you,

431
00:16:31,516 --> 00:16:34,401
and you need me.

432
00:16:34,485 --> 00:16:36,586
We play on the same team.

433
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,656
You're...

434
00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:40,890
Look, I'm not ready

435
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,359
to start eating jicama

436
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,693
or get a flat top yet, either.

437
00:16:43,744 --> 00:16:45,028
Maybe in junior college.

438
00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:46,079
This is garbage.

439
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:47,330
I'm not gay.

440
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,416
I'm trying to
help you out here.

441
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,068
Have you ever heard
of the term "beards?"

442
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,587
It's when a gay man and woman

443
00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:55,705
date each other to hide
the fact that they're gay.

444
00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:57,290
Like the Roosevelts.

445
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,409
So you and I are going to
be each other's beards,

446
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,794
and then we're going to win

447
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,579
prom king and queen
and rule the school.

448
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,847
And what if I say no?

449
00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,282
Then I'm going to tell
everyone about you,

450
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,517
and your life will be over.

451
00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:09,519
The only straight I am
is straight-up bitch.

452
00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:11,221
You in or not?

453
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,908
What you're doing is terrible.

454
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,243
I have a nice nose.

455
00:17:19,294 --> 00:17:21,212
Rachel asked me for help,
and I'm giving it to her.

456
00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:22,547
And once again, we are
fighting about Rachel.

457
00:17:22,598 --> 00:17:23,931
I'm your girlfriend.

458
00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:26,167
Look, this isn't about
who's my girlfriend.

459
00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:27,418
Mr. Shue is
trying to get us

460
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:28,803
to accept ourselves
for who we are,

461
00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:30,254
and you're helping Rachel
do the exact opposite.

462
00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:31,723
That's not cool.
Yeah, well, maybe

463
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,591
I'm not down
with this week's lesson.

464
00:17:38,714 --> 00:17:40,281
I love this lesson.

465
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:47,205
♪ Whether I'm right ♪

466
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:50,274
♪ Or whether I'm wrong ♪

467
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:54,245
♪ Whether I find a place
in this world or never belong ♪

468
00:17:54,296 --> 00:17:56,964
♪ I gotta be me ♪

469
00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:59,167
♪ I gotta be me ♪

470
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:04,288
♪ The dream that I see
makes me what I am ♪

471
00:18:04,339 --> 00:18:06,591
♪ That far-away prize ♪

472
00:18:06,642 --> 00:18:08,259
♪ A world of success ♪

473
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:13,064
♪ Is waiting for me
if I heed the call ♪

474
00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:16,234
♪ I won't settle down ♪

475
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,186
♪ Won't settle for less ♪

476
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:23,441
♪ As long as there's a chance
that I can have it all ♪

477
00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:26,027
♪ I'll go it alone ♪

478
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:29,030
♪ That's how it must be ♪

479
00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:33,251
♪ I can't be right for somebody
else if I'm not right for me ♪

480
00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:35,670
♪ I gotta be free ♪

481
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:38,506
♪ I've gotta be free ♪

482
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,875
♪ Daring to try,
to do it or die ♪

483
00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:46,380
♪ I've gotta be me ♪

484
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,558
♪ That far-away prize ♪

485
00:18:57,643 --> 00:19:00,194
♪ A world of success ♪

486
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:03,531
♪ Is waiting for me
if I heed the call ♪

487
00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:07,235
♪ I won't settle down ♪

488
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,654
♪ Won't settle for less ♪

489
00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:11,989
♪ As long as there's a chance ♪

490
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,861
♪ That I can have it all ♪

491
00:19:16,912 --> 00:19:19,330
♪ I'll go it alone ♪

492
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:22,300
♪ That's how it must be ♪

493
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:26,420
♪ I can't be right for somebody
else if I'm not right for me ♪

494
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,873
♪ I gotta be free ♪

495
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:31,476
♪ I just gotta be free ♪

496
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:35,813
♪ Daring to try,
to do it or die ♪

497
00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:38,900
♪ I gotta ♪

498
00:19:38,984 --> 00:19:44,489
♪ Be me. ♪

499
00:19:53,732 --> 00:19:55,533
All right, Finn!

500
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:56,918
Perfect! See, guys,
someone who's not afraid

501
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:58,619
to point out something
they're really bad at.

502
00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:01,389
But I'm getting better, right?

503
00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:04,742
Mr. Schuester?

504
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:05,960
May I have the floor, please?

505
00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:08,296
It's yours.

506
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:11,215
So, as all of you know,
I've had a few consultations

507
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,083
with a doctor who specializes
in rhinoplasty.

508
00:20:13,135 --> 00:20:14,685
Yes, we know.

509
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:17,021
That's all any of us
have been talking about.

510
00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:19,307
And we think it's
a terrible idea.

511
00:20:19,374 --> 00:20:21,609
Okay. Blue eyes,
you're such a hypocrite.

512
00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:23,928
I admit, yes, I don't like
my eyes sometimes--

513
00:20:23,979 --> 00:20:25,413
The shape, the color--

514
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,032
But your self-hatred, Rachel,
has helped me see the light.

515
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:29,867
I love myself.

516
00:20:29,935 --> 00:20:31,285
Not enough, clearly.

517
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,237
When you get a nose job,
when you change your eyes,

518
00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:34,789
when you bleach your freckles,

519
00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:36,073
you're just announcing
to the world,

520
00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:37,775
"I don't like myself very much."

521
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:39,560
The drams of this week

522
00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,111
have made me realize,

523
00:20:41,163 --> 00:20:43,831
if I don't have many Asian
sex symbols to look up to,

524
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:46,133
I have an obligation
to maybe become one myself.

525
00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:47,602
My new mantra is

526
00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:50,287
"Be the change you want
to see in the world."

527
00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:52,173
I love you so much right now.

528
00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:58,729
Uh... okay, uh...
Okay, okay, okay.

529
00:20:58,797 --> 00:21:01,732
Besides Tina's abrupt
personal transformation,

530
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,601
the compositions came back
from the doctor,

531
00:21:03,652 --> 00:21:06,020
showing what my nose would
look like slightly altered,

532
00:21:06,104 --> 00:21:08,823
and I have to say, I'm really
happy with the results.

533
00:21:08,907 --> 00:21:12,410
They're less Hebraic,
and more Fabrayic.

534
00:21:18,216 --> 00:21:20,484
That doesn't really
look like you.

535
00:21:20,535 --> 00:21:22,253
Every year, girls
show up to my temple

536
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,487
after their 16th birthday,

537
00:21:23,538 --> 00:21:25,790
looking suddenly
slightly different.

538
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:27,157
And you know what?

539
00:21:27,209 --> 00:21:28,926
Even though it's easier
to make out with them

540
00:21:28,994 --> 00:21:30,628
without getting constantly
stabbed in the eye,

541
00:21:30,679 --> 00:21:32,046
they're not as hot.

542
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,998
Well, this isn't
about being hot.

543
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:35,833
It's about conquering
your destiny,

544
00:21:35,884 --> 00:21:38,519
and finding something in
yourself that you want to change

545
00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:40,104
and change it.

546
00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:44,008
Plus, they said that it
could improve my voice, so...

547
00:21:44,059 --> 00:21:46,527
Look, if you guys aren't willing
to support my decision,

548
00:21:46,612 --> 00:21:49,614
then I'm pretty accustomed
to making it on my own.

549
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:50,815
Rachel, please don't do this.

550
00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:54,318
You're beautiful.

551
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,661
This isn't a discussion.

552
00:22:03,712 --> 00:22:06,297
I have made up my mind.

553
00:22:06,364 --> 00:22:08,299
Rachel Berry
is getting a nose job.

554
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,224
Hey.
Hey.

555
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,176
How's the assignment going?

556
00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,761
Well, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.

557
00:22:18,812 --> 00:22:19,978
Oh.

558
00:22:20,063 --> 00:22:21,513
The word you put
on your T-shirt.

559
00:22:21,598 --> 00:22:23,649
Ginger?

560
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,467
Right.

561
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:27,236
I was a little disappointed.

562
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:30,689
You and I both know
you should have put OCD on it.

563
00:22:30,774 --> 00:22:32,658
Well, I don't think
it's appropriate

564
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,077
to talk about
such personal things with them.

565
00:22:35,144 --> 00:22:37,196
Really, those kids
have to trust me.

566
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,197
I'm supposed to
be a role model.

567
00:22:38,281 --> 00:22:40,699
And you're not being one.

568
00:22:40,784 --> 00:22:42,968
We're trying to teach these kids
to... to accept themselves,

569
00:22:43,036 --> 00:22:44,420
and you refuse to.

570
00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:46,588
Will, you know
I wasn't born this way.

571
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,791
It all started when I was five.

572
00:22:48,842 --> 00:22:50,259
And you never had
any anxiety before that?

573
00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:52,378
I understand I was
a very colicky baby.

574
00:22:52,462 --> 00:22:54,012
I mean, I remember getting
kicked out of preschool

575
00:22:54,097 --> 00:22:56,548
because I was having
panic attacks when they made us

576
00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:57,783
use manila paper, but...

577
00:22:57,851 --> 00:22:59,835
You have a severe
anxiety disorder, Emma.

578
00:22:59,886 --> 00:23:02,388
All of us just humor it
because you function so well,

579
00:23:02,472 --> 00:23:03,856
and you're so cute about it,

580
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,058
but it's really keeping you
from enjoying your life.

581
00:23:06,142 --> 00:23:07,226
Okay, fine.
Do you know what?

582
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:09,111
If you want me to wear a shirt

583
00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:10,979
that says "Batty"
or "Loon" on it, I will.

584
00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:12,514
Totally fine.

585
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,032
So what if I like my fruit
free of contaminants?

586
00:23:14,117 --> 00:23:15,317
Isn't that healthy?

587
00:23:15,368 --> 00:23:17,703
You know what I want?

588
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:20,789
I want you
to have lunch with me.

589
00:23:22,158 --> 00:23:23,459
Is that unwashed fruit?

590
00:23:23,526 --> 00:23:25,961
Yep. Here.

591
00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:27,579
Have a blueberry.

592
00:23:27,664 --> 00:23:28,881
Ugh!

593
00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:30,499
Come on.
Uh-uh.

594
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:32,367
No. Stop. This isn't funny.

595
00:23:32,419 --> 00:23:33,969
I'm just trying
to help you get better.

596
00:23:34,036 --> 00:23:36,388
I think accepting the fact
that you have a problem

597
00:23:36,473 --> 00:23:37,706
is the first step.

598
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:39,141
Okay, what?
And you think torturing me

599
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,059
with unwashed fruit's
going to make me take that step?

600
00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:45,547
You know what I think, Emma?

601
00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,850
I think you are an expert
at deflection.

602
00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:49,251
Is that a new shirt?

603
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:51,086
And I think you work so hard

604
00:23:51,154 --> 00:23:52,688
at helping other people--
Counseling them--

605
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:55,707
So that you can avoid doing the
hard, painful work on yourself.

606
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,535
Okay, listen, I'm all...
That's all I'm asking for.

607
00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,120
Let me finish.
Excuse me.

608
00:24:08,204 --> 00:24:09,788
Quiet!
No.

609
00:24:09,873 --> 00:24:11,907
Quiet, okay?
We don't care what he has to say.

610
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,676
Shh. Now, I know David has
had some issues in the past,

611
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:17,663
but I have great respect
for what he's doing right now,

612
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,765
and I ask you to hear him out.

613
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,933
Thank you.
How about we punch his face?

614
00:24:21,017 --> 00:24:22,184
Right.
Okay, that's enough, guys.

615
00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:23,318
Excuse me.
Everyone listen up.

616
00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:26,138
First, I just want
to say how sorry I am

617
00:24:26,222 --> 00:24:28,423
for what I did to Kurt

618
00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:31,693
and for what I've done
to a lot of you.

619
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,230
I think I've slushied
every one of you.

620
00:24:43,122 --> 00:24:45,290
I treated Kurt the worst,

621
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,960
and I'm really ashamed

622
00:24:48,044 --> 00:24:49,995
of who I am

623
00:24:50,063 --> 00:24:52,881
and what I did.

624
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,166
Why should we believe you?

625
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,717
You don't have to.

626
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,970
I know I'll need
to earn your trust.

627
00:24:58,054 --> 00:25:01,139
All I can say is that Santana
has really helped me

628
00:25:01,224 --> 00:25:02,925
to see the light.

629
00:25:02,976 --> 00:25:05,811
She showed me all these stories
online about kids

630
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,680
jumping off of bridges
and hanging themselves

631
00:25:08,765 --> 00:25:11,617
because they were
being bullied so bad.

632
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,235
I couldn't believe

633
00:25:13,302 --> 00:25:16,238
someone could make
another person feel that awful,

634
00:25:16,305 --> 00:25:18,407
but she helped me accept

635
00:25:18,474 --> 00:25:20,492
that I was one
of those bad people,

636
00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:23,946
and I don't want to be anymore.

637
00:25:23,997 --> 00:25:26,448
Wait. Santana?

638
00:25:28,317 --> 00:25:30,151
This Glee Club is not complete.

639
00:25:30,203 --> 00:25:32,671
Not without Kurt.

640
00:25:32,755 --> 00:25:36,008
So I've taken it upon myself
to try to rehabilitate Dave

641
00:25:36,092 --> 00:25:38,493
to see if maybe Kurt would

642
00:25:38,545 --> 00:25:41,547
consider coming back
and help us win nationals.

643
00:25:41,631 --> 00:25:43,682
I did this for us,

644
00:25:43,766 --> 00:25:47,002
and then
something funny happened.

645
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,506
Something... called love.

646
00:25:52,859 --> 00:25:53,959
I'm going to barf.

647
00:25:54,027 --> 00:25:55,978
I want Kurt to feel safe

648
00:25:56,029 --> 00:25:58,530
to come back, which is why

649
00:25:58,615 --> 00:26:01,400
Santana and I have
started a new club--

650
00:26:01,484 --> 00:26:03,184
The Bully Whips.

651
00:26:03,236 --> 00:26:05,070
The name was my idea.

652
00:26:05,154 --> 00:26:06,705
We're going to be like
guardian angels.

653
00:26:06,789 --> 00:26:09,491
I have deputized
David and Santana

654
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,994
and the rest of their club
to roam the halls,

655
00:26:12,045 --> 00:26:14,713
identifying bullying
and stopping it in its tracks.

656
00:26:14,797 --> 00:26:16,999
I'm saying
I want the pants, okay?

657
00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:19,501
The ones you have on right now.

658
00:26:19,552 --> 00:26:21,587
Then, what will I wear
for the rest of the day?

659
00:26:21,671 --> 00:26:24,172
That's a YP-- Your problem,
not an MP-- My problem.

660
00:26:24,223 --> 00:26:26,475
Hey, Z, back off.
Say what?

661
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,759
What is this? Berets?

662
00:26:27,844 --> 00:26:29,377
Everyone deserves a safe

663
00:26:29,429 --> 00:26:31,013
school environment.
Don't pick on this kid.

664
00:26:31,064 --> 00:26:33,565
It's not cool,
and we won't allow it anymore.

665
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:35,934
I'm planning on reaching
out to Kurt personally,

666
00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:37,385
through Principal Figgins,

667
00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:39,905
to try to make amends.

668
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:41,990
This is a chance
to really change this place.

669
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,825
I hope you can support us.

670
00:26:50,021 --> 00:26:53,023
You know, you talk a great game,
but all I'm hearing is talk,

671
00:26:53,107 --> 00:26:55,008
and talk isn't going
to keep Kurt safe.

672
00:26:55,059 --> 00:26:57,227
But the anti-bullying club
that David started will.

673
00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:58,845
The fact is,

674
00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,981
since the club began enforcing
the no-bullying rule,

675
00:27:01,032 --> 00:27:02,365
we haven't had one incident.

676
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:05,351
Yeah, and if I took
all the water out of the ocean,

677
00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:07,821
it wouldn't be wet anymore.

678
00:27:07,872 --> 00:27:12,208
The bullying stopped because
your top offender stopped.

679
00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:14,160
Mr. Hummel.
Can I call you Burt?

680
00:27:14,211 --> 00:27:15,128
Of course.

681
00:27:15,195 --> 00:27:16,463
You remember how understanding

682
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:18,531
I was about this
when it all began.

683
00:27:18,582 --> 00:27:19,883
I didn't come
to David's defense.

684
00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:21,351
I believed your son.

685
00:27:21,419 --> 00:27:23,703
That's because the David
I was seeing was not

686
00:27:23,754 --> 00:27:25,522
the young man I knew.

687
00:27:25,589 --> 00:27:27,707
The boy I raised
was a Cub Scout.

688
00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,509
He was kind,
he was a good citizen.

689
00:27:29,577 --> 00:27:31,210
I still don't know
what was going through

690
00:27:31,262 --> 00:27:32,712
his mind when all
this bullying stared,

691
00:27:32,763 --> 00:27:35,015
but I can tell you
that the David I'm seeing now

692
00:27:35,082 --> 00:27:36,716
is my son, back again.

693
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,768
This... this is real.

694
00:27:38,853 --> 00:27:41,321
Do you have any idea
how much stress

695
00:27:41,388 --> 00:27:43,773
this has caused my family?

696
00:27:43,858 --> 00:27:46,059
My son having
to leave his friends.

697
00:27:46,110 --> 00:27:47,861
My wife and I spending money

698
00:27:47,912 --> 00:27:50,280
we don't have on private school
'cause of your son.

699
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,666
Burt, were you always
so accepting of homosexuals?

700
00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:55,335
We're the same age.

701
00:27:55,402 --> 00:27:56,953
I remember what we used to say

702
00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:58,371
about the gays
when we were younger.

703
00:27:58,439 --> 00:27:59,672
Now, it's taken us

704
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,458
a long time
to figure out what's right.

705
00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:03,576
Why can't you just allow David
the couple months

706
00:28:03,627 --> 00:28:05,512
that it's taken him
to figure it out?

707
00:28:05,579 --> 00:28:07,797
Because he said
he's going to kill my son!

708
00:28:07,882 --> 00:28:09,049
I never actually
meant that, though.

709
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,183
It's just a figure of speech.

710
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,018
How's he supposed to know what?

711
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,553
Your words still matter, David.

712
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,971
I know.

713
00:28:15,056 --> 00:28:17,357
You have to believe
how awful I feel about them.

714
00:28:17,424 --> 00:28:20,060
Those ones, especially.

715
00:28:20,111 --> 00:28:21,694
That's not me.
Not anymore.

716
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,280
What do you think, Kurt?

717
00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:29,152
I believe he realizes
what he did was wrong.

718
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,987
You're only saying
that because you want

719
00:28:31,072 --> 00:28:32,372
to be back in this
school so bad.

720
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,810
Can Dave and I speak
for a moment alone?

721
00:28:38,045 --> 00:28:40,580
You can wait
right outside in the hall.

722
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,916
Let's go.

723
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:44,834
Yeah.

724
00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:53,309
What's your angle here?

725
00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:55,595
I'm just trying
to make things right.

726
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,797
David, I know, remember?

727
00:28:57,848 --> 00:28:58,965
And I haven't told anyone.

728
00:28:59,016 --> 00:29:01,468
Why? It would have made
your life

729
00:29:01,535 --> 00:29:02,652
a lot easier.

730
00:29:02,736 --> 00:29:04,687
I don't believe
in denying who you are,

731
00:29:04,772 --> 00:29:07,407
but I don't believe
in outing, either.

732
00:29:07,474 --> 00:29:08,808
But still, you owe me

733
00:29:08,859 --> 00:29:10,810
the truth.

734
00:29:10,878 --> 00:29:12,695
What's going on here?

735
00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:18,701
It was Santana's idea.

736
00:29:18,786 --> 00:29:20,153
She wants to be prom queen,

737
00:29:20,204 --> 00:29:22,122
so she figures,
if we can get you back,

738
00:29:22,173 --> 00:29:23,656
we'll get everyone
to vote for us.

739
00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:27,894
I'm both repulsed and impressed
by her Lady Macbethian ways.

740
00:29:27,962 --> 00:29:31,047
Hmm. A Latina Eve Harrington.

741
00:29:31,132 --> 00:29:32,265
Okay, if you're
going to be gay,

742
00:29:32,332 --> 00:29:34,050
you simply must know
who that is.

743
00:29:34,135 --> 00:29:35,935
Look, I don't know
for sure I am gay, okay?

744
00:29:36,003 --> 00:29:37,821
Stop being such
a broken record.

745
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,442
Okay, I have
several options here.

746
00:29:42,509 --> 00:29:45,311
I could tell everyone
the truth about you...

747
00:29:45,362 --> 00:29:47,346
Dude, I said I'm sorry.
You said you wouldn't do that!

748
00:29:47,398 --> 00:29:49,149
Hold on.

749
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,685
Or I can return here
and marvel with pride

750
00:29:52,736 --> 00:29:54,154
at your new
anti-bullying movement,

751
00:29:54,205 --> 00:29:56,156
which I fully believe in,

752
00:29:56,207 --> 00:29:58,291
and further demand
that you and I start a chapter

753
00:29:58,358 --> 00:30:00,660
of PFLAG here
at William McKinley.

754
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:03,213
Parents, Family and Friends
of Lesbians and Gays.

755
00:30:04,865 --> 00:30:07,700
You need to be educated, David.

756
00:30:07,751 --> 00:30:11,171
You may not have to come out,
but you need to be educated.

757
00:30:11,238 --> 00:30:14,474
Oh, man, just kill me now.

758
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:17,043
Just keep an eye
on your brother.

759
00:30:17,094 --> 00:30:18,945
One step ahead of you.

760
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:41,734
You can't be in here, Noah.

761
00:30:41,785 --> 00:30:43,253
It's cool. I checked through
the peep hole I drilled

762
00:30:43,337 --> 00:30:44,570
last year
to make sure no one was going.

763
00:30:44,622 --> 00:30:46,739
What can I help you with today?

764
00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:49,342
I just want to talk to you,
one hot Jew to another.

765
00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:50,877
Oh, God.
Look, it's my nose, okay?

766
00:30:50,928 --> 00:30:52,378
I am tired of the lectures.

767
00:30:52,429 --> 00:30:54,764
Hear me out. Why are you
getting Quinn's nose?

768
00:30:54,848 --> 00:30:56,182
If you want to breathe better,

769
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,784
why don't you have him give you
Karl Malden's nose?

770
00:30:57,851 --> 00:30:59,385
Your nose has been passed down

771
00:30:59,436 --> 00:31:01,137
from generation
to generation as a birthright.

772
00:31:01,222 --> 00:31:03,422
It's a sign of the survival
of our people.

773
00:31:03,474 --> 00:31:05,808
This has nothing to do
with our religion.

774
00:31:05,893 --> 00:31:08,444
I need one hour of your time
tomorrow. Just one hour.

775
00:31:08,529 --> 00:31:10,280
Give me that,
and I'll never bug you again.

776
00:31:14,201 --> 00:31:15,818
What the hell is going on?

777
00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:18,871
Well, my fellow Glee Clubbers,

778
00:31:18,939 --> 00:31:22,208
it's noon, which means...
it's official.

779
00:31:22,276 --> 00:31:23,276
What's official?

780
00:31:23,327 --> 00:31:24,777
My transfer!

781
00:31:24,828 --> 00:31:26,829
Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

782
00:31:31,785 --> 00:31:33,002
Hi.

783
00:31:33,087 --> 00:31:35,004
Let me breathe!
Let me breathe!

784
00:31:35,089 --> 00:31:36,389
Let's get ready for Nationals.

785
00:31:36,456 --> 00:31:38,091
Not yet.

786
00:31:38,142 --> 00:31:40,293
See, there's a reason
we're meeting here today.

787
00:31:40,344 --> 00:31:42,628
There's some people that wanted
to say good-bye to you, Kurt.

788
00:31:45,983 --> 00:31:47,817
Kurt,

789
00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:49,602
Dalton's going to miss you.

790
00:31:49,653 --> 00:31:51,854
You were a great addition
to the Warblers,

791
00:31:51,939 --> 00:31:55,275
and you made us a better team.

792
00:31:55,326 --> 00:31:56,993
I'm sad to see you
go, but we all know

793
00:31:57,077 --> 00:31:59,612
this is something
that you really want.

794
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:02,365
And I'll still have you after
school and on the weekends,

795
00:32:02,449 --> 00:32:05,285
but these guys won't,
so they wanted to say good-bye.

796
00:32:05,336 --> 00:32:06,703
And thank you, Kurt.

797
00:32:09,323 --> 00:32:15,628
<i>♪ I walked across an empty
land ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

798
00:32:15,679 --> 00:32:20,683
<i>♪ I knew the pathway like the
back of my hand ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

799
00:32:20,768 --> 00:32:25,805
<i>♪ I felt the earth beneath
my feet ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

800
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:31,444
<i>♪ Sat by the river and it made
me complete ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

801
00:32:31,511 --> 00:32:37,116
♪ Oh, simple thing,
where have you gone? ♪

802
00:32:37,184 --> 00:32:42,622
♪ I'm getting old and I need
something to rely on ♪

803
00:32:42,689 --> 00:32:48,961
♪ So tell me when
you're gonna let me in ♪

804
00:32:49,029 --> 00:32:53,883
♪ I'm getting tired
and I need somewhere to begin ♪

805
00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:59,472
♪ And if you have a minute
why don't we go ♪

806
00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:05,011
♪ Talk about it somewhere
only we know? ♪

807
00:33:05,062 --> 00:33:07,897
♪ This could be the end ♪

808
00:33:07,981 --> 00:33:09,982
♪ Of everything ♪

809
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,685
♪ So why don't we go ♪

810
00:33:12,736 --> 00:33:17,273
♪ Somewhere only we know? ♪

811
00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:21,411
♪ Somewhere only we know ♪

812
00:33:21,495 --> 00:33:25,748
<i>♪ Somewhere only ♪</i>

813
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:28,734
<i>♪ We know ♪</i>

814
00:33:28,786 --> 00:33:30,403
<i>♪ If you have a minute ♪</i>

815
00:33:30,454 --> 00:33:33,873
<i>♪ Ooh... oh-oh... ♪
♪ Why don't we go ♪</i>

816
00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,574
<i>♪ Talk about it ♪</i>

817
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:39,212
<i>♪ Ah... oh ♪
♪ Somewhere only we know? ♪</i>

818
00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:43,416
♪ This could be
the end of everything ♪

819
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:47,270
♪ So why don't we go ♪

820
00:33:47,354 --> 00:33:51,858
♪ Somewhere only we know? ♪

821
00:33:51,925 --> 00:33:55,478
♪ Somewhere only we know ♪

822
00:33:58,598 --> 00:34:03,035
♪ Somewhere only we know. ♪

823
00:34:07,574 --> 00:34:10,042
I'm never saying
good-bye to you.

824
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,284
Hey.
Hi.

825
00:34:18,335 --> 00:34:19,952
Hey.

826
00:34:20,003 --> 00:34:21,304
No crying, no crying.

827
00:34:23,006 --> 00:34:24,290
We love you.

828
00:34:43,163 --> 00:34:47,750
♪ I don't know
why I'm frightened ♪

829
00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:50,836
♪ I know my way around here ♪

830
00:34:52,956 --> 00:34:55,307
♪ The cardboard trees ♪

831
00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:57,509
♪ The painted scenes ♪

832
00:34:57,594 --> 00:35:01,764
♪ The sound here ♪

833
00:35:01,815 --> 00:35:05,467
♪ Yes, a world to rediscover ♪

834
00:35:07,354 --> 00:35:11,490
♪ But I'm not in any hurry ♪

835
00:35:11,574 --> 00:35:15,577
♪ And I need a ♪

836
00:35:15,645 --> 00:35:19,982
♪ Moment ♪

837
00:35:20,033 --> 00:35:24,152
♪ The whispered conversations ♪

838
00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:29,925
♪ In overcrowded hallways ♪

839
00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:32,711
♪ The atmosphere ♪

840
00:35:32,796 --> 00:35:35,264
♪ As thrilling here ♪

841
00:35:35,331 --> 00:35:39,101
♪ As always ♪

842
00:35:39,168 --> 00:35:43,639
♪ Feel the early morning
madness ♪

843
00:35:43,690 --> 00:35:46,725
♪ Feel the magic in the making ♪

844
00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:49,945
♪ Why ♪

845
00:35:50,013 --> 00:35:54,199
♪ Everything's
as if we never said ♪

846
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:58,070
♪ Good-bye ♪

847
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,792
♪ I've spent so many mornings ♪

848
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,963
♪ Just trying to resist you ♪

849
00:36:08,031 --> 00:36:10,165
♪ I'm trembling now ♪

850
00:36:10,216 --> 00:36:12,534
♪ You can't know how ♪

851
00:36:12,585 --> 00:36:16,538
♪ I've missed you ♪

852
00:36:16,589 --> 00:36:20,259
♪ Missed the fairy tale
adventure ♪

853
00:36:20,343 --> 00:36:22,761
♪ In this ever-spinning ♪

854
00:36:22,846 --> 00:36:25,314
♪ Playground ♪

855
00:36:25,381 --> 00:36:27,049
♪ We were young ♪

856
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:31,537
♪ Together ♪

857
00:36:33,773 --> 00:36:37,209
♪ I'm coming out of makeup ♪

858
00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:42,531
♪ The lights already burning ♪

859
00:36:42,582 --> 00:36:46,235
♪ Not long until the cameras ♪

860
00:36:46,302 --> 00:36:50,522
♪ Will start turning ♪

861
00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:54,760
♪ And the early morning
madness ♪

862
00:36:54,844 --> 00:36:59,431
♪ And the magic in the making ♪

863
00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:03,685
♪ Yes, everything's
as if we never said ♪

864
00:37:03,753 --> 00:37:06,638
♪ Good-bye ♪

865
00:37:06,723 --> 00:37:10,109
♪ I don't want to be alone ♪

866
00:37:10,193 --> 00:37:13,695
♪ That's all in the past ♪

867
00:37:13,763 --> 00:37:18,067
♪ This world's waited
long enough ♪

868
00:37:18,118 --> 00:37:20,619
♪ I've come home ♪

869
00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:25,157
♪ At last ♪

870
00:37:25,241 --> 00:37:29,111
♪ And this time will be bigger ♪

871
00:37:29,162 --> 00:37:30,829
♪ And brighter ♪

872
00:37:30,914 --> 00:37:34,299
♪ Than we knew it ♪

873
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:36,251
♪ So watch me fly ♪

874
00:37:36,319 --> 00:37:37,619
♪ We all know ♪

875
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:42,457
♪ I can do it ♪

876
00:37:42,509 --> 00:37:46,095
♪ Could I stop my hands
from shaking? ♪

877
00:37:46,146 --> 00:37:49,982
♪ Has there ever been a moment ♪

878
00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:52,317
♪ With so much ♪

879
00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:56,905
♪ To live for? ♪

880
00:38:01,778 --> 00:38:05,697
♪ The whispered conversations ♪

881
00:38:08,034 --> 00:38:12,704
♪ In overcrowded hallways ♪

882
00:38:12,789 --> 00:38:15,874
♪ So much to say ♪

883
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:21,713
♪ Not just today but always ♪

884
00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:26,051
♪ We'll have
early morning madness ♪

885
00:38:27,804 --> 00:38:32,441
♪ We'll have magic
in the making ♪

886
00:38:32,508 --> 00:38:36,695
♪ Yes, everything's as if
we never said ♪

887
00:38:36,779 --> 00:38:40,732
♪ Good-bye ♪

888
00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:46,121
♪ Yes, everything's as if ♪

889
00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:49,875
♪ We never said ♪

890
00:38:49,959 --> 00:38:54,713
♪ Good-bye... ♪

891
00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,534
♪ We taught the world ♪

892
00:38:59,586 --> 00:39:03,371
♪ New ways to ♪

893
00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:08,177
♪ Dream... ♪

894
00:39:32,116 --> 00:39:34,984
Hey, Lucy.

895
00:39:35,035 --> 00:39:37,019
What did you just call me?

896
00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:39,822
Well, that certainly got
your attention.

897
00:39:39,873 --> 00:39:42,625
Can we speak privately?

898
00:39:45,713 --> 00:39:47,547
Well, you may want
to have a seat.

899
00:39:48,749 --> 00:39:51,250
Yeah.

900
00:39:55,139 --> 00:39:56,673
My dad's college roommate
was G. Gordon Liddy...

901
00:39:58,392 --> 00:40:00,059
and he taught my pop
a valuable lesson.

902
00:40:00,144 --> 00:40:02,111
<i>He said the key to any campaign
is digging up dirt</i>

903
00:40:02,179 --> 00:40:04,097
on your opponent,
so I did a little digging.

904
00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:09,068
Dude, my permanent
record has three volumes.

905
00:40:09,153 --> 00:40:11,554
I don't remember
doing half this stuff.

906
00:40:13,557 --> 00:40:15,341
Jackpot.

907
00:40:15,409 --> 00:40:17,443
You moved to Lima
after eighth grade, right?

908
00:40:17,528 --> 00:40:19,479
I transferred from Fairbrook.
That's not a secret.

909
00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:22,081
Well, you must have had
a pretty lousy attendance record

910
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:22,949
<i>because I called Fairbrook
Middle School</i>

911
00:40:23,033 --> 00:40:23,916
and they didn't have

912
00:40:23,984 --> 00:40:26,269
a record of anyone named Fabray,

913
00:40:26,337 --> 00:40:27,370
which makes sense,

914
00:40:27,421 --> 00:40:28,588
<i>as you actually lived</i>

915
00:40:28,672 --> 00:40:30,123
<i>in an unincorporated part</i>

916
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:32,458
of Fairbrook Township,
which would have meant

917
00:40:32,543 --> 00:40:34,010
<i>you would have gone
to Belleville Middle School,</i>

918
00:40:34,077 --> 00:40:35,294
not Fairbrook.

919
00:40:35,362 --> 00:40:37,113
So I took a little field trip.

920
00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:38,781
You didn't.
I did.

921
00:40:38,849 --> 00:40:40,133
And you know what?
They didn't have

922
00:40:40,217 --> 00:40:42,352
a record of anyone
named Quinn Fabray, either.

923
00:40:42,419 --> 00:40:44,387
<i>They did, however, have someone
named Lucy Fabray--</i>

924
00:40:44,438 --> 00:40:46,806
Lucy Q. Fabray,

925
00:40:46,874 --> 00:40:48,391
to be exact,

926
00:40:48,442 --> 00:40:50,026
and she looked like this.

927
00:40:50,093 --> 00:40:52,111
You can kind of see
the resemblance

928
00:40:52,196 --> 00:40:55,314
if you look past the nose job
and subtract, eh, 70 pounds.

929
00:40:55,399 --> 00:40:56,599
Stop, okay?

930
00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:00,970
That's me.

931
00:41:02,272 --> 00:41:04,240
My middle name is Quinn.

932
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:07,943
I stopped going by Lucy because
kids made up a mean nickname.

933
00:41:09,129 --> 00:41:10,279
Juicy Lucy?

934
00:41:10,347 --> 00:41:13,082
Lucy Caboosey.

935
00:41:14,668 --> 00:41:16,502
I hated the way I looked.

936
00:41:18,472 --> 00:41:21,908
I had zits. I was chubby.

937
00:41:21,975 --> 00:41:24,060
I felt terrible about myself.

938
00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:27,213
I didn't have friends.

939
00:41:27,281 --> 00:41:30,032
Nobody would talk to me.

940
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:34,303
I was the only kid at school who
had to dissect their own frog

941
00:41:34,354 --> 00:41:35,822
because nobody would
be my lab partner.

942
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,460
And then I joined ballet,

943
00:41:40,527 --> 00:41:43,579
lost a little bit of weight,

944
00:41:43,647 --> 00:41:46,249
found out I was athletic,
joined gymnastics,

945
00:41:46,316 --> 00:41:48,818
then cheerleading.

946
00:41:48,869 --> 00:41:50,536
Went on Proactiv for my acne.

947
00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:53,005
And when my dad got transferred

948
00:41:53,073 --> 00:41:56,809
and got a raise, I asked him
if I could get a nose job.

949
00:41:56,877 --> 00:42:00,863
And he said yes.

950
00:42:00,931 --> 00:42:03,850
Then I asked them
to call me Quinn.

951
00:42:05,436 --> 00:42:06,886
So you hate yourself.

952
00:42:06,954 --> 00:42:08,554
No, I love myself.

953
00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:10,089
And that's why I did
all those things.

954
00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:15,528
I've been that girl,
and I'm never going back.

955
00:42:15,612 --> 00:42:18,397
I was a miserable little girl.

956
00:42:18,482 --> 00:42:20,700
And now I'm going
to be prom queen.

957
00:42:20,784 --> 00:42:23,936
Yeah. See, I wouldn't be
so sure about that.

958
00:42:24,004 --> 00:42:26,155
You think everyone's going
to vote for you

959
00:42:26,206 --> 00:42:28,274
because they want
to be like you.

960
00:42:28,342 --> 00:42:30,993
Well, I don't know if they're
going to want to be like you

961
00:42:31,044 --> 00:42:33,296
when they find out
that you're a complete fraud.

962
00:42:33,363 --> 00:42:35,047
What are you going to do?

963
00:42:35,132 --> 00:42:37,133
If I were you,
I'd check the bulletin boards.

964
00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:04,494
Why did you bring me here?

965
00:43:04,561 --> 00:43:05,895
Is there a sale at Claire's?

966
00:43:05,946 --> 00:43:08,080
I brought you here to
knock some sense into you.

967
00:43:08,165 --> 00:43:10,199
You won't listen to me,
you won't listen to Finn.

968
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,868
But you will listen
to Barbra Streisand.

969
00:43:13,370 --> 00:43:14,587
Thanks, Puck. I'll
take it from here.

970
00:43:14,671 --> 00:43:15,922
Nice effort.

971
00:43:16,006 --> 00:43:17,373
But only I can lead
this Barbravention.

972
00:43:17,424 --> 00:43:19,742
Is she here?
No. This is a mall in Ohio.

973
00:43:19,793 --> 00:43:21,093
Look, Rachel, here's the deal.

974
00:43:21,178 --> 00:43:22,411
Do you want to disappoint her?

975
00:43:22,462 --> 00:43:24,246
Who?
Barbra.

976
00:43:24,298 --> 00:43:26,582
Of course not, Kurt.
She's my idol. Okay, if you get

977
00:43:26,633 --> 00:43:28,134
a nose job, then you
will be spitting

978
00:43:28,218 --> 00:43:30,419
on her legacy.
Barbra refused

979
00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:32,254
to believe that beauty
could only be defined

980
00:43:32,306 --> 00:43:34,223
by the blonde, chiseled faces
of Hitchcock's beauties,

981
00:43:34,274 --> 00:43:36,475
so she redefined
what beauty was

982
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,361
and became the biggest
female star in the world.

983
00:43:38,428 --> 00:43:39,979
But what if
I can't be like her?

984
00:43:40,063 --> 00:43:41,430
Isn't she one in a billion?

985
00:43:41,481 --> 00:43:43,299
So are you, Rachel.

986
00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:46,068
And if you let one
misguided societal pressure

987
00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:47,453
make you change
the way you look,

988
00:43:47,538 --> 00:43:49,155
then you won't just
be letting Barbra down,

989
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:50,573
you'll be letting down
all the little girls

990
00:43:50,624 --> 00:43:52,124
who are going to look at
your beautiful face one day

991
00:43:52,209 --> 00:43:53,543
and see themselves.

992
00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,078
You'll be taking away
their inspiration, too.

993
00:43:56,129 --> 00:43:57,613
I thought you'd be hesitant,

994
00:43:57,664 --> 00:43:59,332
which is why I
brought you here.

995
00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,717
Perhaps, if my words don't
inspire you, song will.

996
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:04,971
Go.

997
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,626
What are you doing?

998
00:44:28,161 --> 00:44:30,780
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

999
00:44:30,831 --> 00:44:32,615
♪ ♪

1000
00:44:43,043 --> 00:44:44,677
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

1001
00:44:44,761 --> 00:44:45,661
♪ ♪

1002
00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:59,008
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

1003
00:44:59,059 --> 00:45:01,777
♪ ♪

1004
00:45:27,971 --> 00:45:29,371
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

1005
00:45:29,423 --> 00:45:32,258
♪ ♪

1006
00:45:42,769 --> 00:45:44,520
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

1007
00:45:44,571 --> 00:45:47,323
♪ ♪

1008
00:45:58,001 --> 00:45:58,918
♪ Barbra Streisand ♪

1009
00:45:59,002 --> 00:46:01,704
♪ ♪

1010
00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:45,318
Okay.

1011
00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:46,569
So...

1012
00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:48,621
Nice and clean.

1013
00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:51,574
I'm afraid we're out of time.

1014
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,609
What do you mean?
I just sat down.

1015
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:56,395
Well, the therapeutic
hour is 50 minutes,

1016
00:46:56,463 --> 00:46:59,015
and you just spent 48 of
them disinfecting the chair.

1017
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:02,668
It's clear you have a...

1018
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:06,439
a fairly severe case of
obsessive-compulsive disorder.

1019
00:47:06,507 --> 00:47:08,925
Really?

1020
00:47:08,976 --> 00:47:10,843
OCD's very treatable.

1021
00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:13,796
A combination of medication
and behavioral therapy

1022
00:47:13,847 --> 00:47:16,816
will give you some relief
from those feelings of...

1023
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,885
of panic that you might feel

1024
00:47:18,952 --> 00:47:21,754
if, say, you think you forgot
to unplug the curling iron or...

1025
00:47:21,822 --> 00:47:24,640
Oh, God, I think I forgot
to unplug the curling iron.

1026
00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:27,827
There's a stigma in this country

1027
00:47:27,895 --> 00:47:29,612
about mental illness.

1028
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,684
I mean, depression,
anxiety, OCD, bipolar,

1029
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:37,019
they're hard to diagnose, so...

1030
00:47:37,087 --> 00:47:39,956
people don't always appreciate
that they're serious problems,

1031
00:47:40,007 --> 00:47:41,040
but they are.

1032
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,378
Yeah, um...

1033
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:46,946
I don't know.

1034
00:47:47,014 --> 00:47:49,799
You know, I'm not sure
I want to lay on a couch

1035
00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:51,934
and tell some stranger
all of my secrets.

1036
00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,352
And...

1037
00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:54,971
I don't want
to start popping pills

1038
00:47:55,022 --> 00:47:58,007
just so I can turn into someone
that other people want me to be.

1039
00:47:59,643 --> 00:48:02,011
This is how I am.

1040
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:04,564
This is who I'm supposed to be.

1041
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:08,434
Your illness is not
who you're supposed to be.

1042
00:48:08,502 --> 00:48:12,355
It's keeping you from who
you're supposed to be.

1043
00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:17,210
Look, you're
a guidance counselor, right?

1044
00:48:17,277 --> 00:48:21,614
So if a student came to you
and said they had diabetes,

1045
00:48:21,682 --> 00:48:24,634
would you give them insulin

1046
00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:28,588
or would you say, "Hey, that's
just who you're supposed to be."

1047
00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:31,591
I...

1048
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:35,144
I just feel, um...

1049
00:48:35,211 --> 00:48:37,346
I feel so ashamed.

1050
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:41,117
Right.

1051
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,852
Well, you're not alone.

1052
00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:47,607
After my daughter was born,
I had a severe case

1053
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:49,725
of postpartum depression.

1054
00:48:49,776 --> 00:48:52,394
I would look down

1055
00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:54,396
at this beautiful baby girl

1056
00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:56,799
like she wasn't even mine.

1057
00:48:56,867 --> 00:49:00,386
Like all the color
just came out of the world.

1058
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,239
But you know when the moment was

1059
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,208
that I started to feel
just a little bit better?

1060
00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:10,713
When I admitted
that I needed some help.

1061
00:49:10,764 --> 00:49:12,915
Well...

1062
00:49:12,966 --> 00:49:14,267
that's what I'm here for.

1063
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,185
Can I tell you something, Emma?

1064
00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:19,171
You're going to feel better.

1065
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,358
I promise.

1066
00:49:22,425 --> 00:49:24,527
I'm going to give you an SSRI.

1067
00:49:24,594 --> 00:49:27,196
Start with a low dosage,

1068
00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:29,482
and that'll help you
hold on to the serotonin

1069
00:49:29,566 --> 00:49:31,033
that your brain
naturally makes anyway.

1070
00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,402
And I'd like to see
you in about a week.

1071
00:49:40,827 --> 00:49:41,877
Hey.

1072
00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:43,379
Well, it's over.

1073
00:49:43,446 --> 00:49:44,497
What?

1074
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,132
My campaign.

1075
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,217
I'll never get elected
prom queen now.

1076
00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:50,970
Can I show you something?

1077
00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,759
It's my girlfriend.

1078
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,296
I used to have another photo,
but... I like this one better.

1079
00:50:02,482 --> 00:50:04,100
Why?

1080
00:50:04,151 --> 00:50:07,119
She looks terrible.
You think so?

1081
00:50:07,187 --> 00:50:09,388
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I think it's the first one

1082
00:50:09,456 --> 00:50:12,074
where you can really see her.

1083
00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:23,252
Thank you.

1084
00:50:23,319 --> 00:50:25,504
I'll see you in
Glee rehearsal, okay?

1085
00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:27,656
She's, like, an inspiration.

1086
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:30,259
One of us.
One who overcame.

1087
00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:32,995
I always thought she was just
some kind of stuck-up bitch,

1088
00:50:33,046 --> 00:50:34,630
but she's really
one of the people.

1089
00:50:34,681 --> 00:50:35,715
Yeah, totally.

1090
00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:37,216
Yeah.

1091
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,718
Holy crap, it's her.

1092
00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:39,769
Totally.

1093
00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:41,303
You have our votes, Lucy.

1094
00:50:41,355 --> 00:50:42,388
Totally.

1095
00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:43,639
Thanks.

1096
00:50:43,690 --> 00:50:46,025
I'll try not to let you down.

1097
00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:47,843
Jacob Ben Israel's

1098
00:50:47,894 --> 00:50:51,147
queen poll has you up by 40%.

1099
00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:55,651
I... suppose I...

1100
00:50:55,702 --> 00:50:57,703
had that result coming.

1101
00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,789
It's not cool...

1102
00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:02,491
what I did to you,
and I apologize.

1103
00:51:04,378 --> 00:51:06,295
I respect you.

1104
00:51:08,331 --> 00:51:11,167
I had to get a nose job
and go on a crazy diet

1105
00:51:11,218 --> 00:51:13,169
to walk around this
school like I owned it.

1106
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,687
And you just do it.

1107
00:51:18,225 --> 00:51:21,093
Well, I have to admit...

1108
00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:22,812
I have considered.
Going blonde.

1109
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:25,380
I'm not so sure.

1110
00:51:25,432 --> 00:51:26,482
Red, maybe.

1111
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:30,052
Ooh, that's a great idea.

1112
00:51:30,103 --> 00:51:31,053
Red.

1113
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:33,656
Hey.

1114
00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:37,559
Do you like my shirt
for Glee Club?

1115
00:51:37,611 --> 00:51:39,495
It's perfect.
I know.

1116
00:51:39,562 --> 00:51:41,947
Check out mine.

1117
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,200
What? This is perfect.

1118
00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:45,868
Legend has it that when
I came out of my mother,

1119
00:51:45,919 --> 00:51:47,369
I told the nurse she was fat.

1120
00:51:47,421 --> 00:51:49,588
Well...

1121
00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,406
I made a different one for you.

1122
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,094
I'm Hispanic.

1123
00:51:55,178 --> 00:51:58,013
Wait, was that supposed
to be "Lesbian"?

1124
00:51:58,081 --> 00:51:59,581
Yeah, isn't that what it says?

1125
00:51:59,633 --> 00:52:01,267
When you told me all
that stuff the other week,

1126
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,384
it meant so much to me.

1127
00:52:02,436 --> 00:52:04,253
To see you be so honest.

1128
00:52:04,304 --> 00:52:06,305
Especially 'cause I
know how bad it hurt.

1129
00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:08,023
I was so proud of you.

1130
00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:10,276
Yeah, well,
don't get used to it.

1131
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,644
And certainly don't even think
about telling anyone.

1132
00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:13,612
Why not?

1133
00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:15,397
You're like the most awesomest
girl at this school.

1134
00:52:15,449 --> 00:52:17,116
Why would you try to hide any of that?
I'm dating Karofsky now.

1135
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,784
It's gross.

1136
00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:20,453
You don't get a say
in who I date anymore.

1137
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,204
Why not,
because I'm dating somebody?

1138
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:24,490
Because you're Lebanese
and I think I'm bi-curious?

1139
00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:28,577
No. Because I said
I love you.

1140
00:52:28,628 --> 00:52:29,995
You didn't say
you love me back.

1141
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,214
I do love you. Clearly
you don't love you

1142
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:33,632
as much as I do or
you'd put the shirt on

1143
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,551
and you would dance with me.

1144
00:53:06,533 --> 00:53:07,983
All right, guys.

1145
00:53:08,034 --> 00:53:09,118
Listen up.

1146
00:53:09,169 --> 00:53:11,253
You all did really good
this week.

1147
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:13,789
It was tough, but I think
we came closer as a team

1148
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,157
and I'm proud of you.

1149
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:17,960
And now, I'd like to be
the first one to show off

1150
00:53:18,011 --> 00:53:20,262
my custom T-shirt,
revealing something

1151
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:22,348
I was self-conscious about
in the past,

1152
00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:25,467
something I was born with,

1153
00:53:25,519 --> 00:53:28,220
something I've come to accept
about myself this past week.

1154
00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:30,472
So, drumroll, Finn.

1155
00:53:35,695 --> 00:53:37,613
I like your chin,
Mr. Shue.

1156
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,198
Yeah, I would've went
with "Tears up a lot."

1157
00:53:39,282 --> 00:53:40,449
Uh, is everyone here?

1158
00:53:40,516 --> 00:53:42,067
Not everybody.

1159
00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:44,686
I wanted to thank you guys
for my Barbravention.

1160
00:53:44,738 --> 00:53:46,739
And I have
an announcement to make.

1161
00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:48,374
I went to my doctor

1162
00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:50,075
and...

1163
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,077
I canceled my appointment.

1164
00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:54,880
And then I went home

1165
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,216
and I made this.

1166
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,300
Whoa.

1167
00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:02,888
So, unfortunately I can't join
in on today's dance number.

1168
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,807
My doctor said I have to stay
away from vigorous choreography

1169
00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:06,175
while my nose heals.

1170
00:54:06,226 --> 00:54:07,977
So thanks for being patient.

1171
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:10,396
And, Finn, next time,

1172
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,314
watch out for the schnoz.

1173
00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:14,049
Where's Santana?

1174
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:16,569
Probably off somewhere
making out with Karofsky.

1175
00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:19,071
Yeah, he can have her.

1176
00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:20,522
Hit it!

1177
00:54:20,574 --> 00:54:23,559
♪ It doesn't matter
if you love him ♪

1178
00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:25,727
♪ Or capital H-I-M ♪

1179
00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:30,499
♪ Just put your paws up ♪

1180
00:54:30,566 --> 00:54:33,402
♪ 'Cause you were born
this way, baby ♪

1181
00:54:33,453 --> 00:54:35,120
♪ ♪

1182
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:47,082
♪ My mama told me
when I was young ♪

1183
00:54:47,133 --> 00:54:49,852
♪ We are all born superstars ♪

1184
00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:55,057
♪ She rolled my hair,
put my lipstick on ♪

1185
00:54:55,108 --> 00:54:57,309
♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪

1186
00:54:59,029 --> 00:55:02,481
♪ There's nothing wrong
with loving who you are ♪

1187
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,533
♪ She said, 'cause he made you
perfect, babe ♪

1188
00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:10,239
♪ So hold your head up, girl,
and you'll go far ♪

1189
00:55:10,290 --> 00:55:13,608
♪ Listen to me when I say ♪

1190
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,711
♪ I'm beautiful in my way ♪

1191
00:55:15,778 --> 00:55:17,880
♪ 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

1192
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:21,583
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way ♪

1193
00:55:21,635 --> 00:55:24,003
♪ Don't hide yourself
in regret ♪

1194
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:25,671
♪ Just love yourself
and you're set ♪

1195
00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:29,425
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way ♪

1196
00:55:32,795 --> 00:55:35,514
♪ Don't be a drag,
just be a queen ♪

1197
00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:37,599
♪ Whether you're broke
or evergreen ♪

1198
00:55:37,651 --> 00:55:39,601
♪ You're black, white,
beige, chola descent ♪

1199
00:55:39,653 --> 00:55:41,403
♪ You're Lebanese,
you're Orient ♪

1200
00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,472
♪ Whether life's disabilities ♪

1201
00:55:43,523 --> 00:55:45,324
♪ Left you outcast, bullied
or teased ♪

1202
00:55:45,408 --> 00:55:47,359
♪ Rejoice and love yourself
today ♪

1203
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,361
♪ 'Cause, baby,
you were born this way ♪

1204
00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:50,645
♪ No matter black, white
or beige ♪

1205
00:55:50,697 --> 00:55:53,165
♪ Chola or Orient made ♪

1206
00:55:53,249 --> 00:55:55,200
♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪

1207
00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:56,452
♪ I was born to be brave ♪

1208
00:55:56,503 --> 00:55:58,120
♪ I'm beautiful in my way ♪

1209
00:55:58,171 --> 00:56:00,372
♪ 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

1210
00:56:00,457 --> 00:56:03,959
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way ♪

1211
00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:05,878
♪ Don't hide yourself
in regret ♪

1212
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:08,597
♪ Just love yourself
and you're set ♪

1213
00:56:08,664 --> 00:56:11,833
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way ♪

1214
00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:14,636
♪ Born this way ♪

1215
00:56:14,688 --> 00:56:16,138
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
♪ Baby, I was ♪

1216
00:56:16,189 --> 00:56:17,890
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪

1217
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,109
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪

1218
00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,227
♪ Don't hide yourself
in regret ♪

1219
00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:24,613
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
♪ Baby, I was ♪

1220
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,700
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way ♪

1221
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:29,535
♪ I was born this way, hey ♪

1222
00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:31,120
♪ I was born this way, hey ♪

1223
00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:33,372
♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪

1224
00:56:33,456 --> 00:56:35,791
♪ I was born this way, hey ♪

1225
00:56:35,858 --> 00:56:38,660
♪ I was born this way, hey,
I was born this way, hey ♪

1226
00:56:38,712 --> 00:56:43,575
♪ I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born this way, hey. ♪

1227
00:56:45,664 --> 00:56:49,000
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