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Kids, when your Uncle Marshall...
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finally quit Goliath National Bank
to do something better with his life...
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he left on great terms with his boss.
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Good luck, Marshall.
And promise you'll list me as a reference.
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Which made Marshall's big interview...
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with a respected environmental organization
all the more confusing.
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I'm sorry. I don't think you're
the kind of person we're looking for.
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I just got off the phone
with Arthur Hobbs over at GNB.
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Oh, yeah. I worked with Marshall Eriksen.
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At least I did when he actually showed up.
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Marshall! Hey, it's... it's 2:30.
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If it's no big deal, we'd sure love it
if you tried to get here at least before lunch.
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Yeah? And I'd sure love to give a rat's ass.
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Oh! Mr. Eriksen,
you're not wearing any pants.
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Your move.
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But, Marshall,
what... what about the environment?
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Screw the environment!
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- "Screw the environment"?
- Oh, yeah.
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We fired him when we caught him
clubbing a seal in his office...
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with an even cuter seal.
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Guy's a maniac.
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He's just an awful, flatulent racist.
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- Sir, none of that is...
- Sorry. Interview over.
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And so Marshall stormed
over to GNB, where he ran into Zoey.
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If you wanna get back at those jerks,
I have a proposition for you.
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Invitations
for the demolition of the Arcadian.
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As head of the project,
I get to decide how we knock it down.
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I'm torn between training an actual coyote...
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to use an Acme dynamite plunger...
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or hooking up a fuse
to Eddie Van Halen's guitar...
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that goes off the second he hits
the last note to "Hot For Teacher."
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Barney! Barney! Bar...
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No. No. I'm gonna go coyote.
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While no one wants to see a, uh, coyote...
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wearing a little hard hat more than me...
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remember, Zoey's protest
could still shut your whole project down.
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Oh, come on!
Zoey's not shutting anything down...
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standing out there with her stupid megaphone,
screaming in the wind...
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butt cheeks trembling with fury...
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her perky breasts heaving...
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her self-righteous nipples...
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Dude, that's my girlfriend.
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Point is, we are takin' her
and the Arcadian down.
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- Am I right, Teddy Westside?
- You know it!
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- Ha-ha!
- Okay, see, that's so weird to me.
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That one second you're defending Zoey...
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and the next you're talking
about her going down.
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Glad to know she's also mouthy
in a good way.
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What up?
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Dude, that's his girlfriend.
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Isn't it tough dating the woman...
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that's trying to prevent your building
from being built?
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At first, yes, but we figured out
a great way to deal with it.
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We never talk about it.
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And since then, we've really
been enjoying each other's company.
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So, every time the Arcadian comes up...
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you guys just awkwardly change the subject?
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Yeah. But you'd be surprised.
Doesn't even come up that often.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
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Meet the new lawyer I hired
to help save the Arcadian.
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So, Oprah's retiring. Oof!
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What's that world gonna be like?
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Wait. Marshall's helping you
save the Arcadian now?
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Yeah. Having a former GNB employee
on our side is huge for us.
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- GNB is goin' down.
- Totally.
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So they found water on Mars. What?
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Listen, I hate to go up against
my two best friends...
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but I really... I really need this right now.
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I mean, we're cool, right?
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Not only do you quit the job
I stuck my neck out to get you...
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now you sabotage the project
I'm in charge of?
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Is this because I brushed Lily's boob
with my elbow the other day?
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- That was on purpose!
- What now?
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- This is really crossing the line.
- Barney, please...
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And thus began an all-out war...
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- between Barney and Marshall.
- Get used to it!
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Delivery from Mr. Stinson.
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Barney sent us pictures of himself.
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Oh, God.
What's he doing to that megaphone?
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Ugh.
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Oh!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Later, back at the bar,
another war was just beginning.
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Babe, can I get you a drink?
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No. I'm still not ready
to put my mouth on anything yet.
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I know.
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You know what? Screw this. Game on.
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Can you believe this one? Wants our booth.
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Keeps giving us the walk-by.
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That bitch is not giving us the walk-by.
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The walk-by with the stink-eye.
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The stink-eye walk-by?
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Aw, hell, no!
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I hope this drink isn't teething,
'cause it's about to get nursed.
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Barney, your wife just called from the hospital.
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- It's a boy!
- Look...
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This went on for days.
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Congratulations.
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You're about to be the 250th girl
that Barney has slept with.
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Try 283.
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250 was months ago. No, no, no.
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I mean, you're totally 250, baby. No, no!
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Oh, bye-bye.
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Mr. Stinson, I had to rush down
as soon as I got your results.
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I'm sorry, but your crabs...
have super herpes.
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Oh, boy. Look who's back.
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Look, Lily. I think this girl wants our seat.
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Should we leave
or stay here Lionel Richie style...
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"All Night Long"?
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Excuse me, waitress. I'll have a mojito.
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And you'll have a no-seat, ho!
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Oh!
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Ah, yes. The sweet, smoky taste of victory.
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Are you sure it doesn't taste
like anything else?
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That's it!
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Kent, Kent!
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Oh, God!
Why would you do that to your own jacket?
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That's what you get, you traitor!
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Re...
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Okay! Enough! You guys are outta here.
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- Come on!
- Ejected.
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I meant all of you!
You're all banned from the bar! Out!
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- Carl!
- Carl.
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This has nothing to do with us.
It's totally ridiculous.
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Don't look, baby. Just don't look.
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Come on.
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This stupid feud isn't gonna end...
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until Marshall and Barney
finally talk about their feelings, cry...
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and then hug it out like they do on Oprah.
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Man, what are we gonna do without her?
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Oh!
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Oprah.
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Wait. You know what?
These guys are not gonna get all mushy sober.
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We need to get these bitches drunk.
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Yes, but the right kind of drunk.
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Uh, we should go with something mellow.
Maybe red wine?
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Oh, I don't know. Red wine
has kind of an odd effect on Barney.
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He reaches a point of sad clarity.
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Ten, nine, eight...
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- I'm a B-plus.
- seven, six...
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My whole life I was hoping to be an "A,"
and I'm a B-plus.
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...three, two, one!
- And I'm okay with that.
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Happy New Year!
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If we want them to open up,
I say we go straight-up gin.
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Ooh. Last time Marshall got gin drunk...
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- was at that douchey bar Barney likes to go to.
- Mmm.
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Marshall almost got in a fight that night.
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Look at this meatball.
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He's headed right towards me,
showin'me no respect.
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Well, if he wants to play chicken,
this rooster ain't backin'downl
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Oh. Mirror.
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- How about martinis?
- Absolutely not.
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I'm not going anywhere
near you and a martini.
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Why not?
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- Mmm. Know what would be stupid?
- Ooh.
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If we made out. That would be so stupid.
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Hey, I dare you guys
to dare us to make out.
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Every time.
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I only say that
because it would be so stupid if we did.
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- So stupid.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, what about you and absinthe?
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I don't know.
We could have water, soda, purple stuff.
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We're a dream a baby's having.
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A dream that babies have.
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- I keep telling you, that didn't...
- It happened, and it changed me.
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- How about daiquiris?
- Maybe.
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When Marshall has daiquiris...
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he gets really into how beautiful he is.
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Hey.
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I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
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Hey, Marsh, you know
that's another mirror, right?
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- Peppermint schnapps?
- No!
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- Peppermint schnapps turns Barney
into Richard Dawson.
- Who?
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The crazy old host of Family Feud who
greeted women by kissing them on the mouth.
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Hey there, darlin'.
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How you doin'?
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Hi. Is this your sister? Mmm, mmm.
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Beautiful! Mmm. Mmm.
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- Hey, where are our chicken wings?
- Show me "chicken wings"!
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Ah! Good order, Ted!
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Okay, I'm gonna go pick up Zoey,
then we're off.
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- See ya Sunday.
- Oh, wait, Ted.
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Do you have a specific reaction
to any kind of alcohol?
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Bourbon. When I drink bourbon...
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I get weirdly good at beatboxing.
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Peace. I'm out.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, Ted, I hate to tell you...
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but the bourbon
only makes it sound good to you.
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Pa-choo!
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Pa-choo!
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Ki-ki-ki-ki, ki-ki-ki-ki!
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Ka-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka!
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Koo-koo-koo-koo, koo-koo-koo-koo!
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Poom!
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Peace. I'm out.
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You had to take that away from me,
didn't you?
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Well, enjoy Martha's Vineyard.
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Hopefully, by the time you get back,
we'll be allowed back into MacLaren's.
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- What do you mean?
- Barney and Marshall's feud
got us banned from the bar.
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We lost our booth.
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- Oh...
- Stop.
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Man, how did things get so screwed up?
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Of course, I knew
the answer to that... I was dating her.
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But I wasn't about to ruin
our first big romantic weekend away...
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by bringing up the one topic
we agreed was completely off-limits.
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- You and the Arcadian are ruining my life!
- What?
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- I thought we weren't talking about...
- We're talking about this.
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Look, I can handle you trying to prevent me
from fulfilling a lifelong dream.
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That's just being in a relationship.
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But now you turn
my best friend against me?
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Marshall made his own choice.
Why aren't you mad at him?
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Because he's going through a lot right now.
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He's looking for something to believe in,
and you took advantage of that.
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You're just like those Internet swindlers
who tricked him into paying 300 bucks...
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for a lock of Sasquatch fur.
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You cannot compare the Arcadian...
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to a Ziploc bag full of Turkish armpit hair.
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The Arcadian is a beautiful,
magnificent hotel.
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Okay. You know what?
We're settling this once and for all.
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Okay. We've cross-referenced
every alcohol...
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with Marshall and Barney's reaction.
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What's the right drink for this situation?
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Well, they're not talking.
They're not even looking at each other.
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God, it reminds me of those awkward Sunday
dinners with my mom, my dad and his mistress.
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Families, right?
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- Oh.
- l-I guess.
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That seems like a whole other thing.
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We need a drink that will start a fight.
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Do you know what I had to do
to get you that job?
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Do you know what I had to do
to will myself to show up every day?
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What? Wear a wrinkled suit and not
give a damn about what your hair looked like?
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I showed up with wet hair oncel Once!
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Fine. I'm trying to say...
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Well, here we are.
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I had a reservation
at a four-star inn overlooking the ocean...
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but, uh, how can that compete
with such a beautiful...
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magnificent hotel?
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Welcome to the Arcadian.
241
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So here's the deal.
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If you can last until sunrise
in your precious Arcadian...
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I'll join your side.
244
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You're on. This place is fantastic.
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- Oh.
- They even left a chocolate on the pillow.
246
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That's not a chocolate.
247
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- How dare you!
- Why do you keep making up
everything about...
248
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Okay, now we need to get them something
that will make them...
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emotionally vulnerable
and completely, pathetically honest.
250
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Yeah, we need a drink that...
that takes subtext and turns it into text.
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Yeah.
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See, ever since the death of my father...
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I have been drawn
to the idea of preservation.
254
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That's why the Arcadian speaks to me.
255
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,938
Ever since my father
walked out on my childhood...
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I've had serious abandonment issues.
You walking out on me like that...
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- I didn't even think of that.
- It made me wonder what could
I have done to make him stay.
258
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You didn't do anything wrong.
It wasn't you, Barney.
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00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,417
That's what everyone keeps saying,
but people just keep leaving me!
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00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,156
- Wow, that got real o'clock.
- Yeah.
261
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We need to get them up and having fun.
262
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Dance, my puppets, dance.
263
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Now do you see why I'm always
interfering in other people's lives?
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Oh, God. Totally.
265
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No.
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Well, we're here for the night.
267
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Might as well have some fun.
Care to join me?
268
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,756
Dust just flew out of that comforter
in the shape of a skull.
269
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Ooh, something just passed through me.
270
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,262
Can you get S.T.D.'s
from the ghost of a prostitute?
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00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:10,700
- Hey!
- What are you doing in our bathroom?
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This bathroom for entire floor!
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Okay. Final round.
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What simple act will get the boys
to finally forgive each other?
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Sharing a brandy.
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Which is what I walked into
my parents doing once.
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Brandy was my father's mistress.
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Parents, right?
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Again, just a whole other thing, sweetie.
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- Where'd they go?
- Oh, no.
281
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- They did shots.
- What... What is it?
282
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What's the worst thing
they could possibly drink right now?
283
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Your place or mi...
284
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Your place or mi...
285
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Let's go to your place.
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Kids, don't drink tequila.
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These were supposed to be
for a romantic dinner on our balcony...
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as we were serenaded by
the sounds of the ocean.
289
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,238
But I guess we'll have to settle
for what sounded like...
290
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two very large men having sex next door...
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with a third very small man.
292
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I think that small man sounded very moved
by the Arcadian's beauty.
293
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,618
Okay. What is it?
And don't give me, "It's beautiful."
294
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,782
Don't give me, "It's magnificent."
295
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,850
What is it about this place
that makes you so passionate to save it?
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Uh...
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00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,134
Well...
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when I was a little girl...
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my family used to live here.
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Why-Why have you never told me that?
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I never tell anyone that.
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It makes it sound like it would be impossible
for me to be objective...
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but...
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the truth is, l...
305
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I loved growing up here.
306
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,551
We had just moved to New York.
307
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We were completely broke.
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But my mom told my sisters and me
that the Arcadian was a castle...
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and we believed her.
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00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,104
I know it's not what it used to be...
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but this building is a part of who I am.
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That's why I want so badly...
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for you to like it too.
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Kids, you never
forget the first time, or place...
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you tell a girl...
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Come on in. You're unbanned.
319
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,974
I gave these guys some drinks,
and they calmed down and made up.
320
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,106
Well, what drink finally did the trick?
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- A beer.
- Of course, beer.
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- I love you.
- I love youl
323
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,093
No, no. Not right now.
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00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,088
You know, I guess this place isn't so bad.
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00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,600
See? With a little renovation,
we could restore it to its former...
326
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,260
What was that?
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00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,964
- What was what?
- I think it went under the bed.
328
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,303
Yeah. I don't see anything.
329
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,843
Ted! Ted! What is that?
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00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,742
Oh, my God!
331
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,577
- It's the cock-a-mouse!
- The what?
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00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:42,313
Cock-a-mouse.
Part cockroach, part mouse.
333
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,413
It used to live in our apartment.
It must've settled here.
334
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,288
And, oh, look! It had babies.
335
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:51,362
- Good for it!
- Ew.
336
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,363
I give up. You win. Let's go.
337
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,536
Be well, my friends!
338
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,371
Aw, just how we left them.
339
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,605
Morning.
340
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,773
Who wants breakfast?
341
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:15,513
You got some coffee
so I can throw it in this traitor's face?
342
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,248
Oh, yeah? Hey! Hey!
343
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,950
Do you guys have some pancakes, because l...
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00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,889
would really like some pancakes.
345
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,122
They're fantastic. Let's be honest.
I love them. But I hate this guy!
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00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,289
I thought they made up last night.
347
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,697
Damn it. I know what happened.
348
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,736
- I love you.
- I love youl
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00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,438
No, no. Not right now.
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00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,671
- Carl, a round of champagne.
- Ooh!
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00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,009
- The champagne!
- We gave them one drink too many.
352
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,310
They must have blacked out
and forgotten the whole thing.
353
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,183
What kind of dirtbag
doesn't stand by his best friends...
354
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,553
but instead sides
with some self-righteous bitch...
355
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,888
with a pointless cause and a megaphone?
356
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,655
Dude, that's my girlfriend.
357
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,731
And you know what?
358
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,333
- I'm on her side now too.
- Whoa. Whoa.
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00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,200
You have got to be kidding me! Ted!
360
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,103
Okay, what drink can fix this?
361
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,668
Mama's done with this drama. What drink can
fix the headache these clowns are giving me?
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00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,180
I got it.
363
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,751
Right?
364
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,821
Time is music the planets make.
365
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,568
What is that?
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