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Previously on The Hard Times
of RJ Berger...
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Can we talk?
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Actually, I'm kind of busy
right now.
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Why don't you go talk
to your new tutor?
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RJ, you cannot keep
your parents together.
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I got the job.
I'm your new English teacher.
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I think I learned something.
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You owe me.
And I fully intend to cash in on it.
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We have to break up, don't we?
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Yeah, I think we do.
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I'm having a visitor.
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What?
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Don't wait up for us, Berger.
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Morning.
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Morning, my little man.
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Morning, Berger.
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Oh, my God!
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What are you doing here?
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RJ, is that any way
to treat a guest?
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Jeriba and I spent
a wonderful evening together.
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Shared a bottle of wine.
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And one thing led to your mother.
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Jeriba!
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[laughter]
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Well, if you need me,
I'll be hanging myself.
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-bup!
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You wait right there, mister.
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Remember what the therapist said.
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During the separation,
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it's essential to keep
the lines of communication open.
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Then why aren't you
communicating with dad?
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Because mommy hates daddy.
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[sniffs]
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[sobbing]
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[door slams]
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Berger, I know it's hard
to see your mama with a new man.
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But I ain't here
to bone and bounce.
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This here?
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This is bone to own.
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Like with you
and that Swanson girl.
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Yeah, actually, we broke up.
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Really.
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Ain't that a bitch.
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You got some new trim lined up?
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Yeah, I'm, you know,
kinda into my tutor.
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Really?
Look at you.
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Tootin' the tutor.
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I'm a long way from tooting.
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Well, lookee here, son.
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Please don't call me that.
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You and me, we in the same spot.
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And we both chasing
new girls now.
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That means we can help each other.
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Lock it up.
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You feel me?
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Good talk.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go [bleep] your mother.
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Eh.
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Here come the love train, baby.
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My name is RJ Berger.
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And I'm the one who's...
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You know what.
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Dude, just ask her out already.
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I would, but you know,
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she's older and cooler
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and smarter than me.
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RJ, 94% of the world's population
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is older, smarter,
and cooler than you.
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I wouldn't go limiting
your options.
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Okay, so let's-
Let's say, hypothetically,
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I ask her out, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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How do I impress her?
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She's 17.
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I highly doubt that Call of Duty
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and a two-liter of Pepsi Max
are her idea of fun.
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Hey, freaks.
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Guess what my boo Hamilton
got for me.
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Uh, the number to a reliable
plastic surgeon?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
No.
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Try two tickets
to the Weezer concert
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tomorrow night, homey.
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It's gonna be
the hottest show in town.
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Yes, sir.
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Come on and give mama
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a Hershey's kiss.
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Oh, baby.
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[moaning and groaning]
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Oh, God.
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[moaning and groaning]
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Miles!
Dude, this is it.
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I'll take Amy
to the Weezer concert.
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It's a perfect first date.
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Oh, exactly.
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What time should we all meet?
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We? N-n-
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Why would you wanna crash
Amy and I's first date?
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I mean,
you're not even into Weezer.
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True.
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But I am into Weezles.
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- Weezles?
- Yeah.
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They're Weezer groupies.
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I heard they wear snuggies
with nothing underneath.
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And they're also alternative,
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which means they hate their dads.
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So they'll bone anybody.
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So what are you waiting for?
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If you want a shot
at that tutor's puter...
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I got this.
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Go get 'er, champ.
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Hey, Amy.
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Hi, RJ.
What's up?
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Not too much.
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Just you, me, and Weezer.
That's what.
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What?
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Weezer is coming
to Pinkerton tomorrow night?
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Yeah, and we're going.
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Oh, wow, that's-
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Yeah, that's really-
That's sweet, but-
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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It's cool.
I- you know, you-
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No, it's just that we-
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We can't get in.
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It's 21 and over.
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And last time I checked,
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you're 15, and I'm 17, so.
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Hey, you know what?
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Don't even sweat it.
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I'll take care of everything.
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You will?
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Yeah.
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So...
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Are you asking me out on a date?
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Yes, I am.
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Uh, I mean, like,
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if you're, like, okay with that,
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then-then yes, I am.
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Tch, yeah, I'm-
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Yeah, okay, then yes.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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See, I told you you could do it.
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Yeah, except now I can't get
into the show.
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Dude, they're called fake IDs.
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Everyone at school's got 'em.
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Berger!
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I'm taking your mama out
tomorrow night.
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And I wanna get her
something special.
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Any ideas?
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No!
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Come on, Berger.
Work with me.
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I'll help you lock it up
with that cute brunette.
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It's called tit for tat.
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You know,
I don't really need your help.
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[clears throat loudly]
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[coughing] Fake IDs.
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[muttering] Fake IDs.
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[coughing]
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Yeah, okay.
Actually, we do need some...
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- Fake IDs.
- Yeah.
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Uh, for a concert tomorrow night.
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Hmm.
Fake IDs, huh?
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Yeah, three of 'em.
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[silent]
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Three of them.
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Go to this address
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and ask for Fidel.
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He'll get you fake IDs.
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Easy as pie.
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Brunette pie.
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Ah, ah, ah.
Tit for tat.
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Tell me what to get your mama.
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Tulips.
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She loves tulips.
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Ah, tulips.
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Yeah, they're her favorite.
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Okay, gotcha.
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Better get to the florist's.
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[whispering]
Doesn't your mom hate tulips?
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[whispering]
No.
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She's just super-allergic.
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Genius.
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[siren wailing]
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[reggaeton music playing]
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[dogs barking]
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You sure this is
the right address?
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Uh...
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Yeah, it's, uh,
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1150 [bleep] Street.
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I don't think
you're pronouncing that right.
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I think the h is silent.
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Hey, man.
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I got a really bad feeling
about this.
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I think we should go back.
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I-I don't know
about this whole fake id thing.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Get a grip, RJ.
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No IDs, no Weezer.
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No Weezer,
no impressed hot junior.
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No impressed hot junior,
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no blowies from hot junior.
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We can do this.
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Be strong.
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We just gotta man up, bro.
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You know what I mean?
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[chuckles weakly]
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Hey, there, gentlemen.
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[ominous music]
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[speaking Spanish]
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Huh?
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Um, hi.
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Uh, we're looking for Fidel.
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I am Fidel.
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Both:
Waagggh!
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[pow!]
Dear God!
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[reggaeton music]
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[pow!]
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Chang.
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Make me a churro.
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Why are you here?
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Um...
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Well, uh, we-we were told
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that you sell fake IDs.
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Whoa.
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Who told you I have IDs?
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Um...
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Both:
Our guidance counselor?
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Jeriba Sinclair?
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[knuckles crack]
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[laughing maniacally]
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He's been sending me
a lotta students lately.
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- Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
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Man, that dude likes
craaaaaaazy nookie.
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[laughing]
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Whatever bitch he's with
right now,
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whew.
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Skanky puter.
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[imitating Justin Wilson]
I guarantee.
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[hawks and spits]
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You have no idea how funny
that actually is.
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Let's do business.
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Nana.
[snaps]
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Whoa.
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[sirens blaring]
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Attention, 1150 [bleep] Street.
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Ha, they're pronouncing it wrong.
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This is the police.
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Come out with your hands up.
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Aw, hell no!
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[rapid gunfire]
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Run for your life, dude!
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Not without the IDs.
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['80s rock music]
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[gasping]
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♪ When the fun's run out
and your life's on ice ♪
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♪ you need a plastic ticket
to paradise ♪
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♪ ain't gonna beg ♪
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♪ ain't gonna say please ♪
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♪ 'cause we got ids ♪
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♪ you can take in a show ♪
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♪ you can go to the bar ♪
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♪ you can even have
your very own rental car ♪
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♪ you can party harder
than Charlie sheen ♪
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♪ the whole world's NC-17 ♪
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Complimentary drinks, gentlemen?
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Dude.
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Is this heaven?
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♪ Scratch-off tickets
and bottles of booze ♪
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You kids can't be in here.
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♪ you can even vote
for president if you choose ♪
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Actually, sir, we're 21.
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Forgive me, gentlemen.
273
00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:35,015
Please let me make it up to you
with complimentary passes
274
00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:36,415
to our spa.
275
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,351
♪ life is regal
when you're legal ♪
276
00:09:38,385 --> 00:09:40,453
♪ so take those fake wings
and learn to fly ♪
277
00:09:40,487 --> 00:09:41,921
♪ like eagles ♪
278
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,423
♪ we got ids ♪
279
00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,666
[clears throat] Pardon me,
280
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,768
but did you happen to drop these?
281
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,802
No way!
282
00:09:55,836 --> 00:09:56,970
Nice work, RJ.
283
00:09:57,004 --> 00:09:58,504
You got fake IDs
284
00:09:58,539 --> 00:10:00,974
and tickets
to a sold-out show.
285
00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:02,341
I'm pretty much gonna have
to put out now.
286
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,636
[snorts]
287
00:10:04,111 --> 00:10:05,378
Wait, did you say sold out?
288
00:10:05,412 --> 00:10:06,479
Spread 'em.
289
00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,781
VIPs coming through.
290
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,683
Move it, losers.
291
00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:12,385
Guess who's rolling VIP
to the concert tonight,
292
00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:13,386
Tool Bag?
293
00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:15,354
Uh, we are, Tool Bag.
294
00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:17,456
Right, little mister
Pork Sword here
295
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,992
got you tickets?
296
00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:20,869
Um, yeah.
297
00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,290
Right.
Ha.
298
00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:27,417
What a dork!
299
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,420
See you there.
300
00:10:30,394 --> 00:10:31,897
[squeals]
301
00:10:33,706 --> 00:10:34,773
Chill out, dude.
302
00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:35,840
Why am I such an idiot?
303
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,242
I told Amy I had tickets
to the show,
304
00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:39,211
and now it's sold out.
305
00:10:39,245 --> 00:10:40,612
What am I gonna do?
Well, don't panic.
306
00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,947
All right, we just gotta find
a copy machine.
307
00:10:42,982 --> 00:10:44,383
Berger!
308
00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:49,367
[western shootout music]
309
00:10:53,977 --> 00:10:55,836
[growls]
310
00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:57,429
Good luck.
311
00:11:02,402 --> 00:11:05,537
I can't believe you sent us
to that crack house.
312
00:11:05,572 --> 00:11:07,372
You almost got us killed.
313
00:11:07,407 --> 00:11:09,040
Couple of white boys like you?
Stop exaggerating.
314
00:11:09,075 --> 00:11:11,109
You got the fake IDs, right?
Hey, no big deal.
315
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,444
No big deal?
316
00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:14,413
Okay, I am this close to telling
my mom about yesterday.
317
00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:16,047
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's not do anything drastic.
318
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:19,518
Maybe this might help ease
your pain.
319
00:11:19,552 --> 00:11:20,819
Go ahead, take it.
320
00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:23,688
Anybody asks, you found those
on a dead hooker.
321
00:11:25,658 --> 00:11:26,658
Tit for tat, lady-killer.
322
00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,727
You hooked me up
with the tulip tip.
323
00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:29,928
I hooked you up with the tickets.
324
00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:30,929
Now we all good, right?
325
00:11:30,963 --> 00:11:32,297
No telling your mama
326
00:11:32,332 --> 00:11:33,732
about all that fake ID business.
327
00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:34,733
Right?
328
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,768
- Riiight.
- All right.
329
00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:39,638
Actually, I-
330
00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,306
I-I lied.
331
00:11:41,341 --> 00:11:44,715
My mom's allergic to tulips.
332
00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:49,180
Sunflowers.
She likes sunflowers.
333
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,747
Well.
334
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,586
Since we all fessin' up
and [bleep],
335
00:11:54,621 --> 00:11:56,421
I called the cops
on that crack house.
336
00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:57,623
Yeah, at the time,
337
00:11:57,657 --> 00:11:59,124
getting you going in juvy
seemed like
338
00:11:59,158 --> 00:12:00,492
the easiest way to get you
outta the picture.
339
00:12:00,526 --> 00:12:01,860
You are a psychotic asshole.
340
00:12:01,894 --> 00:12:03,161
Ah, it's all water
under the bridge.
341
00:12:03,195 --> 00:12:06,097
And it looks like we got
something in common after all.
342
00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:08,433
We both a couple
of backstabbing mother[bleep]
343
00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:11,169
who got big dates tonight.
344
00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:12,937
Coach!
345
00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:14,273
What?
346
00:12:14,307 --> 00:12:15,607
Coach, our lockers got jacked.
347
00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:17,175
Somebody stole concert tickets.
348
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,344
Naked pics
of our girlfriends, too.
349
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,845
What am I, a coat check girl?
350
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,015
Public schools are dangerous.
351
00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:25,784
Wait a minute.
No, coach.
352
00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,886
I said they're dangerous.
353
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,288
Do I look like the damn police?
354
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:31,106
Go cry to your mama.
355
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:34,366
[muffled rock music]
356
00:12:40,099 --> 00:12:41,266
Gotta say, RJ,
357
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:42,467
I didn't think
you could pull it off.
358
00:12:42,502 --> 00:12:44,736
But we're here.
I'm so excited!
359
00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:45,937
Oh, it was nothing.
360
00:12:45,971 --> 00:12:47,172
Yeah, it was nothing.
361
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:48,573
'cept you almost got killed.
362
00:12:48,608 --> 00:12:49,941
And have you noticed?
363
00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:52,110
No one here is wearing a snuggie.
364
00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:54,946
Oh, I hate Wikipedia!
365
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,982
Tickets and IDs.
366
00:13:01,287 --> 00:13:04,022
Thal ni wang?
367
00:13:04,056 --> 00:13:06,858
Ni hao.
368
00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:09,027
Johannes Rittershaus?
369
00:13:09,061 --> 00:13:11,187
Guten Tag.
370
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:15,634
Esteban Villalon?
371
00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:17,328
Si.
372
00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:22,047
Enjoy the show.
373
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,042
VIPs.
374
00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:26,745
Oh, RJ.
375
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:29,715
RJ Berger, right?
376
00:13:29,749 --> 00:13:30,949
Yeah, it's you.
377
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,141
[laughing]
378
00:13:32,151 --> 00:13:34,553
VIP.
Come on, baby.
379
00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:36,722
'Sup, Miles?
380
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:40,191
Lo siento, Esteban.
381
00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,226
Get the hell outta my club.
382
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,428
Quick, show him your tits.
383
00:13:43,463 --> 00:13:44,429
Check this out.
384
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:46,197
- No, no, no.
- Oh, dude, bro.
385
00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:47,232
Come on, just-
386
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:48,299
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, easy.
387
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:49,300
We'll sit in the back.
388
00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:50,301
We're not gonna drink.
389
00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:51,950
[doorbell rings]
390
00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:54,759
[sexy jazz music]
391
00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,982
Hey, wow.
392
00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:06,752
Jeriba.
393
00:14:06,786 --> 00:14:08,086
I love sunflowers.
394
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,287
How did you know?
395
00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:10,822
Ah, a little turd told me.
396
00:14:10,857 --> 00:14:13,492
Aw.
397
00:14:13,526 --> 00:14:16,127
Achoo!
398
00:14:16,161 --> 00:14:17,596
Is there wild grass in this?
399
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,930
Hell if I know.
It came with the bouquet.
400
00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:21,400
I'm allergic to wild grass.
401
00:14:21,434 --> 00:14:24,135
Where's my Epi pen?
402
00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:25,456
Berger.
403
00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:32,644
♪ I'm a lot like you so please ♪
404
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:35,447
♪ hello, I'm here ♪
405
00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:39,785
♪ I'm waiting ♪
406
00:14:39,819 --> 00:14:45,857
♪ I think I'd be good for you ♪
407
00:14:45,892 --> 00:14:47,459
♪ and you'd ♪
408
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:52,964
♪ be good for me ♪
409
00:14:52,998 --> 00:14:54,399
Can't believe
that the whole school's there
410
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,700
except for us.
411
00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:57,035
I'm so sorry, Amy.
412
00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:58,202
I wanted this to be perfect,
413
00:14:58,237 --> 00:14:59,337
and I totally blew it.
414
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:01,406
It's okay.
It's okay, RJ.
415
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:02,707
You know, we got pretty close.
416
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:04,543
This isn't so bad.
417
00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:05,710
This isn't so bad.
418
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:06,711
Are you serious?
419
00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:08,880
This sucks!
420
00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:10,549
And this freakin' snuggie's
making my balls itch.
421
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,384
Okay, I would like
to go home now.
422
00:15:18,858 --> 00:15:20,091
No, stay here.
423
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,260
I'm getting us in.
424
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:23,895
RJ!
425
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:26,364
[stealthy music]
426
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:03,535
- Wah!
- Hola, Esteban.
427
00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:05,013
[voice cracking]
Hola.
428
00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:10,143
I thought I told you
to stay the hell outta my club!
429
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,745
Look, I know I'm underage,
but there's a girl outside,
430
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:13,847
and if I don't get her in,
431
00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:15,949
I will never have
another chance with her.
432
00:16:15,984 --> 00:16:18,785
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, man.
433
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:21,288
Weezer!
Hey.
434
00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:24,591
Felipe, hold on a second, man.
Kid...
435
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,925
You broke in here
just for a girl?
436
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,928
Yeah. And she is
your biggest fan,
437
00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:30,830
and this concert
would mean the world to her-
438
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,099
And to me...
439
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,933
And-and-and to us.
440
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,069
- Okay. We understand.
- Just it's, uh,
441
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:37,904
you know...
A girl like that
442
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:40,173
doesn't pay attention
to a guy like me very often.
443
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,175
Yeah, no [bleep].
444
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,610
And I-I really like her.
445
00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:44,978
What's your name?
446
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,646
Um, RJ.
RJ Berger.
447
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,315
Well, RJ Berger,
448
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,150
I understand
what it's like to be that guy.
449
00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:52,919
On the outside,
I may look like a rock God...
450
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,287
But on the inside,
451
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:57,491
I just wanna play with
my ants in my ant farm.
452
00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:00,760
- I like slot cars.
- I still wet my bed.
453
00:17:00,794 --> 00:17:03,663
I love dressing up
like a little girl.
454
00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:05,632
See? We're not
that different from you.
455
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,767
Wow. That's...
Really awesome.
456
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:10,937
So maybe now you can-
You can let us in?
457
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:13,106
Crowd:
Weezer, Weezer, Weezer!
458
00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:15,475
Sorry, kid.
You're underage.
459
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:19,812
It's illegal for you to watch
the show from the audience.
460
00:17:19,847 --> 00:17:21,979
Crowd:
Weezer, Weezer, Weezer.
461
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,307
Oh, I get it.
462
00:17:23,317 --> 00:17:25,552
So... You'll have to
watch the show
463
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,521
from the side of the stage.
464
00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:32,059
No way!
465
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,061
Felipe, get my boy
some wristbands.
466
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,730
Yeah, Felipe, get my boy
some wristbands!
467
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,399
Nope.
Cooler when you said it.
468
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,970
Crowd: Weezer, Weezer,
Weezer, Weezer, Weezer!
469
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:49,027
[cheers and applause]
470
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,215
I wanna dedicate this song
471
00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:57,150
to nerds everywhere.
472
00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,851
RJ and Amy...
473
00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:00,811
This one's for you.
474
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:04,991
♪ Someday ♪
475
00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:06,693
♪ I'll be comin' for you ♪
476
00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:08,395
♪ you'll know ♪
477
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:10,530
♪ what I'm wanting to do ♪
478
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:13,766
♪ I'll know the words to say ♪
479
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,569
♪ to draw you in ♪
480
00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:18,205
♪ so close to me ♪
481
00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:21,040
♪ over and over ♪
482
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:25,278
♪ we swore it was over ♪
483
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,748
♪ but just like wild clover ♪
484
00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:33,553
♪ love grows at light speed ♪
485
00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:37,124
♪ hang on till I see you again ♪
486
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:41,194
♪ I'm going to be
more than a friend ♪
487
00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:44,097
♪ you know
that this isn't the end ♪
488
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:46,533
♪ so hang on ♪
♪ Hang on ♪
489
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:49,636
♪ hang on, hang on ♪
490
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,271
♪ this was ♪
491
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,705
♪ just a very first start ♪
492
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,974
♪ there's more ♪
493
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,043
♪ that I hold in my heart ♪
494
00:18:57,077 --> 00:19:00,046
♪ I'm waiting for a chance ♪
495
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,550
♪ to show you how I long to be ♪
496
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:07,387
♪ over and over ♪
497
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:11,057
♪ we swore it was over ♪
498
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:15,428
♪ but just like I'm solar ♪
499
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:19,732
♪ you warm up to me ♪
500
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,270
♪ hang on till I see you again ♪
501
00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:27,740
♪ I'm going to be
more than a friend ♪
502
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,941
♪ you know that this... ♪
503
00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:31,645
- [coughs] Watch it!
- Aah!
504
00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:34,013
♪ hang on, hang on, hang on ♪
505
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,448
♪ hang on ♪
506
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:38,851
♪ hang on till I see you again ♪
507
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,520
♪ hang on ♪
♪ I'm going to be ♪
508
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,022
♪ more than a friend ♪
♪ Hang on ♪
509
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,792
♪ you know
that this isn't the end ♪
510
00:19:45,826 --> 00:19:47,527
♪ so hang on, hang on ♪
511
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,629
♪ hang on, hang on ♪
512
00:19:49,664 --> 00:19:52,599
♪ hang on ♪
513
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:57,470
Audience:
Weezer! Weezer! Weezer! Weezer!
514
00:19:57,505 --> 00:20:01,174
My name is RJ Berger,
and thank you, Weezer.
515
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:11,574
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