1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,970 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:05,231 Kurt Hummel's back! 3 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,273 Kurt's back at McKinley, but he's still dating Blaine. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,036 Sam used to date Quinn, but she's back with Finn, who used to date Rachel... 5 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,873 who's still sort of in love with him... Finn, that is. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,209 Santana's in love with Brittany, but she's too scared to say it out loud. 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,372 You told me you were in love with me. 8 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,881 I don't know what I was thinking. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,440 And Britt's back with Artie anyways. 10 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,543 - Kids these days. - I have a question. 11 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,611 Sue's bent on destroying the Glee Club before nationals. 12 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,883 Destroy the Glee Club! 13 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,948 She even formed an evil league with nicknames. 14 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,221 - The League of Doom. - I don't think I was listening when you said our name. 15 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:29,784 Is it League or Legion? 16 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,887 Worst henchmen ever. 17 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,795 And that's what you missed on Glee. 18 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,437 # Fondue for Two, Fondue for Two # 19 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,838 # That's some hot dish Fondue for Two # 20 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,308 Hi, I'm Brittany S. Pierce... 21 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,971 and this is my new Internet talk show Fondue for Two... 22 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,447 which combines the two things I like the most... 23 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,814 hot cheese and talking to people. 24 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,844 My first two guests are the school's biggest gossips... 25 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,789 Mercedes Jones and Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang. 26 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,587 Shouldn't it be Fondue for Three? 27 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,491 Oh, my God, that is hot! 28 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,589 Okay, so let's get down to some hot dish. 29 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,226 Um, I heard a rumor that Mr. Kidney the janitor... 30 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,532 walks around school drinking vodka out of a teapot. 31 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,697 Is this really what they were doing in the '70s? 32 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,140 Hot mess Mr. Kidney aside, I want to talk about the rumor about Asian men. 33 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,376 Not true. 34 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,641 It's not even good. It tastes the way a baby's diaper smells. 35 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,739 I heard a rumor that Santana plays for the other team... 36 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,012 and I can confirm that rumor- it's 100% true. 37 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,448 Wait. What? 38 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,285 - Brittany, are you serious? - Yes. 39 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:33,222 Look. It's Lord Tubbington. 40 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,729 Hi! 41 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,663 This is Lord Tubbington. Say hello to the camera. 44 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,369 So, you're just gonna let him do that? 45 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,238 Lord Tubbington's allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins. 46 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,072 Okay, well, that's all we have time for today. 47 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,547 Tune in next week for Fondue for Two. 48 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,176 We will be dipping raw meat into boiling chocolate. 49 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:02,688 # Fondue for Two # 50 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:07,059 - Hey. - Why are you talking to me? 51 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,719 - Can't I say hello? - I guess. 52 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,490 I just- Santana told me never to speak alone with you... 53 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,497 because you would try to steal all of my gold. 54 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,999 Okay, um, anyway... 55 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,366 I got you this. 56 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,768 I know everyone's always making fun of your lips... 57 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,533 but I think they're cute and worth weatherproofing. 58 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:25,476 So, considering that we're both single and I think your lips are cute... 59 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:28,013 I was wondering if you would go to prom with me. 60 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,241 - As in your date? - Yeah. 61 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,146 - No. - "No." N... 62 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,549 - "No"- "No" as in- - As in no prom. 63 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,520 - Oh. - I don't think I'm going. 64 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,852 Are you worried that Finn will be jealous? 65 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:41,018 Look, you're just not my type. 66 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,522 Okay, Rachel? So thanks for the lip chap. 67 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,903 I feel like my life finally has purpose. 68 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,701 It's so nice to be a part of a cause that's bigger than myself. 69 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,072 Honey Badger, I am so thrilled. 70 00:02:57,143 --> 00:03:00,203 - Can I ask why you're dressed like David Bowie? - I'm incognito. 71 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,214 We're going deep behind enemy lines. 72 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,649 People are starting to sense my weakness. They think I've totally lost my grip. 73 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,481 - Can I help you? - Oh. Oh, yes. 74 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,045 Can I have a hot tea, please? 75 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,318 I'd just like a large cup of mocha powder. 76 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,916 David Bowie's incredibly eccentric. 77 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,654 Um, we don't take Euros. 78 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:18,663 So, Honey Badger, last week, I had a revelation. 79 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,564 Now, as you may or may not know, the Middle East is in chaos. 80 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,329 - You know what started it all? - No. 81 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:26,099 A little Web site called Wikileaks. You ever hear of them? 82 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,697 Well, they let loose with a couple of rumors. 83 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,176 So I told Figgins I wanted to resuscitate The Muckraker. 84 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:35,442 But the school newspaper was discontinued two years ago, due to lack of interest. 85 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,450 The newspaper is making a comeback at this school... 86 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,009 and like print newspapers everywhere, we're leaner and meaner... 87 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:45,251 no longer concerned with facts, fact-checking, integrity or facts. 88 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:48,153 The Muckraker motto? 89 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,686 "If I heard it, it's probably true or something." 90 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,857 Sorry, but did you just change disguises? 91 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,992 I'm pretty sure that barista's onto me. 92 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,696 - Now I'm Ann Coulter. - Oh. 93 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:01,035 As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged. 94 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,597 Ohio loves you, Ann Coulter! 95 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,710 That's better. 96 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,178 Can I make an observation? 97 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,149 You're always trying to destroy Will from inside the Glee Club. 98 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:15,153 But I would like to try getting him out of the Glee Club. 99 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:19,715 Now, I was trolling the Internet last night and I had an idea. 100 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,623 I'll drink to that. 101 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,762 Excuse me. 102 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:34,136 Do you know where a gal can find a pipin' hot cup of Will Schuester? 103 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,643 Oh, my God! April! 104 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,735 What are you doing here? 105 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,746 - I thought you were on Broadway! - I was! 106 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:45,011 My all-white production of The Wiz was a "dee-zaster." 107 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,984 - April, I'm so sorry. - Don't be! 108 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:50,022 Being publicly humiliated by The New York Times gets me to thinkin'. 109 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:54,651 Why am I weighing myself down with the "Broadway classics"? I should just tell my own story. 110 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:59,164 So I wrote the libretto to CrossRhodes: The April Rhodes Story. 111 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,326 - You're writing a musical? - Yep. That's why I'm here. 112 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:06,532 - So, Will, you remember how I bought you your auditorium? - Oh, yeah. 113 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,074 Well, I'm gonna need to borrow it 'cause I'm running a little low on funds. 114 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,634 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 115 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,010 Get your Muckraker here. 116 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,276 - Extra! Extra! Get your Muckraker here! - Hey. 117 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,285 I think we should talk about nationals. We need to do a duet. 118 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,786 I don't think that's a good idea. 119 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,913 Why are you so concerned with Quinn's feelings... 120 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,390 when she obviously has no interest in yours? 121 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,757 - What are you talking about? - Haven't you read The Muckraker? 122 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,762 It's our school's newspaper. 123 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,731 Look at the "Blind Items" column. 124 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,598 "What prom queen candidate is spending a lot of time in her closet?" 125 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,227 That's garbage. Quinn's claustrophobic. 126 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:39,896 No, that's Santana. Read the next one. 127 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,006 What the hell is this, dude? 128 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,071 "What blondie former cheerleader is having a secret Moonlight Motel rendezvous... 129 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,412 - with another big-lipped blondie?" - Where does it say that? 130 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,384 Right on the front page of the school newspaper! 131 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,080 You don't seriously believe this, do you? 132 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,884 Well, why shouldn't I? Why wouldn't he do the same thing I did to him? 133 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,482 - Because it's gossip, Finn. - This is your fault! 134 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:05,293 You told everyone that I played for " another team" on your ridiculous melted cheese show. 135 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,424 Wait. Are you mad? You do play for another team. 136 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,968 You were on the Cheerios, and now you're only in the New Directions. 137 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,802 - And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that? - I'm gonna punch your face off! 138 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,501 - You got a lot of nerve accusing me of cheating. - Stop it. Stop it! 139 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,670 - You're the one who snuck in and stole my girl! - Hey! 140 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:23,045 - Finn, where are you going? We got rehearsal! - Not today! 141 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,789 Dinner is served. 142 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:35,521 I thought you volunteered to make dinner. 143 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:38,530 Well, Mama drinks her dinner these days. 144 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,589 - Honk! - Ah. 145 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,634 Can I be blunt with you, April? 146 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,170 I think any show about April Rhodes... 147 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,608 should be about your emotional journey. 148 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,008 Oh. 149 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:56,241 Hadn't really thought of that. 150 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,978 I forget what a good teacher you are, Will. 151 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,421 Thanks. 152 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,150 Lately I don't feel like it. 153 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:09,490 I mean, there's just so much drama in the Glee Club right now- more than usual. 154 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,496 A lot of whispering and backstabbing... 155 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,465 and love triangles and questions of sexuality... 156 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,401 - Sounds like your club's got a touch of the Mac. - The what? 157 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,132 Fleetwood Mac? They fought all the time! 158 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:24,404 There was affairs and divorces and whispers and gossip. 159 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,877 All the stuff that made good bands break up. 160 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,040 But they put all that drama to good use and wrote great music. 161 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,711 You know, I think I might have Rumours on L.P. somewhere. 162 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,310 Oh, everybody does. 163 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,583 I mean, I don't. I sold mine for drugs. 164 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,751 Kidding! Nope. I actually did that. 165 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,761 Here we go. 166 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:48,165 You know, I've wanted to do a whole lesson devoted to a single album for a long time. 167 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:52,170 You know, this is a really good idea, April. 168 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,006 And I'm here to help. 169 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,751 # Now here you go again # 170 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:14,759 # You say you want your freedom # 171 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:19,560 # Well, who am I to keep you down? # 172 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,837 # It's only right # 173 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:30,035 # That you should play the way you feel it # 174 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:33,272 # And listen carefully # 175 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,541 # To the sound # 176 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,742 # Of your loneliness # 177 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,284 - # Like a heartbeat # - # Heart # 178 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,082 - # Drives you mad # - # Beat # 179 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:45,180 - # In the stillness of remembering # - # Stillness # 180 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:49,160 - # What you had # - # Lonely # 181 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:53,324 - # And what you lost # - # Ooh-ooh # 182 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,596 - # And what you had # - # Ooh-ooh # 183 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,762 # Oh, and what you lost # 184 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:02,433 # Ooh-ooh-ooh # 185 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:07,343 # Thunder only happens when it's raining # 186 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:15,687 # Players only love you when they're playing # 187 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:20,517 # I say, women, they will come # 188 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:24,791 # And they will go # 189 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:29,164 # When the rain washes you clean # 190 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,932 # You'll know # 191 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:36,805 # You will know # 192 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,743 # You will know # 193 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,473 # Hey-ey-ey # 194 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:46,752 # You'll know ## 195 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,275 # You'll know ## 196 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:50,186 Yeah! Oww! 197 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,655 Brava! 198 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,827 Rumours. A classic record by Fleetwood Mac. 199 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,363 One of the greatest albums of all time... 200 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,992 written as the band was breaking apart to keep it together. 201 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,367 Now, this week we are done with the backstabbing and the gossip... 202 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,532 and we're channeling all that energy into working together. 203 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,266 So, pick a song from the album... 204 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,073 put your own spin on it. 205 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,010 Simple as that. 206 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,822 - What's going on with you and Santana? - Nothing. 207 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,824 Well, that doesn't sound like nothing. 208 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:29,156 It sounds like something, which is almost always more than nothing. 209 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:32,220 - Calm down, Artie. - Are you cheating on me with her? 210 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,493 No, of course not. I mean, I can't. 211 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,728 She's a girl. Fooling around with her isn't cheating. 212 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,202 It's just friends talking with their tongues super close. 213 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,932 - Who told you that? - Santana. 214 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,373 - Don't you see that she's manipulating you? - That's not cheating either. 215 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,740 - She told me that. - Do you see what's going on here? 216 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,972 You're the hottest girl in this school... 217 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,914 and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work. 218 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,213 This shouldn't be happening. 219 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,775 Not because I'm in a wheelchair... 220 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,414 but because I'm obsessed with Angry Birds and my mom cuts my hair. 221 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,287 I like your haircut. 222 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,622 It's hard enough for me to believe that this is real. 223 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:05,824 If I know that you spend even a little time sharing yourself with someone else... 224 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:09,026 that there's one other person in your life that can provide for you... 225 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,002 things that I'm supposed to provide... 226 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,438 it's just too much for me to take. 227 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,604 And Santana knows that. She's taking advantage of it to break us up. 228 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,204 No. Everybody thinks she's a bad person, but she's not. 229 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,717 God, Brittany, why are you so stupid? 230 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,221 You were the only person at this school that never called me that. 231 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:47,562 # She broke down and let me in # 232 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,573 # Made me see where I've been # 233 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,858 # Been down one time # 234 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,762 # Been down two times # 235 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,765 # I'm never going back again # 236 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,338 # Mmm # 237 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,291 # Mmm-mmm-mmm # 238 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,895 # You don't know what it means to win # 239 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:04,148 # Come down and see me again # 240 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,659 # Been down one time # 241 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,889 # Been down two times # 242 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,897 # Mmm-mm-mmm # 243 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,866 # Never going back again # 244 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:29,634 # Mmm, mmm-mmm ## 245 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,877 Stakeout. So exciting. 246 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:46,755 - It's like an episode of Hart to Hart. - No, this is not fun or cool. 247 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,852 Then why did you agree to do it? 248 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,863 Because Quinn cheated on me with Puck... 249 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,865 and then she cheated on Sam with me. 250 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,867 I just want to be sure. 251 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,529 I never understood why you got back with her. 252 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,765 I mean, if you can't even trust her. 253 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,832 I don't know. 254 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,504 I do. 255 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,606 Because you forgive your first love anything. 256 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,549 Do you believe in that thing called karma? 257 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,055 Uh, yeah. 258 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,057 Can you explain it to me? 259 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,960 Uh, well, it's the law of physics... 260 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,760 whereby, for example, if you do something to hurt someone... 261 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,132 well, then the laws of the universe will work against you until you get hurt. 262 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,798 While we're here, have you given any thought to my duet ideas? 263 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,077 I can't believe Kurt would do that to Blaine. 264 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,594 What do we know about Sam anyway? I mean, what town is he from? What state? 265 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,758 What's his old school like? Maybe he's a serial killer. 266 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,167 You guys, I'm telling you, Kurt wouldn't cheat on Blaine. 267 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,900 It's like the Rumours album. Being apart or on the road is hard for two artists. 268 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,204 Performers have this "love the one you're with" mentality. 269 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,644 I mean, look at all of us. Look at all the different combinations that we've had. 270 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,273 - Finnchel, Puckleberry. - Tina Cohen Chang-Chang. 271 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,442 - Artittany. - Pizes. 272 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,954 Guys, we're sitting here squabbling over what? A rumor. 273 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,455 Finn's right. We need more information. 274 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:28,857 I don't wanna get into it, but all I'm gonna say- Sam's not gay. 275 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,359 God, I'm so sad. 276 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,428 Like a sad little panda. 277 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:46,211 Well, that's why I brought you here- to cheer you up. 278 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,246 I've been going through that Rumours album... 279 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,078 and I found the best song that really goes one step past "Landslide"... 280 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,345 in expressing my feelings for you. 281 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,752 My private feelings. 282 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,617 What about him? 283 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,057 He's just furniture. 284 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,526 Sorry. No offense. Hit it. 285 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:17,468 # For you # 286 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:22,742 # There'll be no more crying # 287 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:28,179 # For you # 288 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:33,190 # The sun will be shining # 289 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:39,531 # And I feel that when I'm with you # 290 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,725 # It's all right # 291 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:48,865 # I know it's right # 292 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,806 # And the songbirds # 293 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,505 # Are singing # 294 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:59,074 # Like they know the score # 295 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,755 # And I love you, I love you, I love you # 296 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,759 # Like never before # 297 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,763 # And I wish you all the love # 298 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,634 # In the world # 299 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,200 # But most of all # 300 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:29,873 # I wish it from myself # 301 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,283 # And the songbirds # 302 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,945 # Keep singing # 303 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:40,720 # Like they know the score # 304 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:46,260 # And I love you, I love you, I love you # 305 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:50,700 # Like never before # 306 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,667 # Like never before ## 307 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,510 Beautiful. 308 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,289 Okay, so why couldn't you sing that to me in front of everyone... 309 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,291 now that Artie and I aren't together? 310 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,088 No, not- not yet. 311 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,790 I'm not ready for that type of public announcement. 312 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,199 Ever since that Muckraker thing, people have already started treating me differently. 313 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,362 I got asked to join the golf team. 314 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,463 Well, what if I went first? 315 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,342 Come on Fondue for Two. 316 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,312 I'll ask you out to prom and I'll tell you how I feel... 317 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,008 and all you have to do is say yes. 318 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,517 - Okay. - Yeah. 319 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,661 - Stop it. - Stop what? 320 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,502 I am begging you. Sam is cute, but he's not worth losing Blaine over. 321 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,771 - Oh, how I've missed your insanity. - He's wearing your jacket, Kurt. 322 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,074 I remember that jacket. You wore it April of last year. 323 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,583 You said it was your Earth Day jacket because it was made out of recycled hemp. 324 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,881 I know how these things work. I remember when Finn and I used to date. 325 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,184 Sometimes he would leave his letterman jacket at my house and I'd wear it the next day. 326 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,919 Okay, you need to bone up on your Fleetwood Mac-ology. 327 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,689 When they made Rumours, they weren't speaking to each other. 328 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,696 Not even "Pass the nondairy creamer." 329 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,062 They only spoke about the music. 330 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,431 And it was that focus that allowed them to make their masterpiece. 331 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,766 - You're deflecting. - No, I'm being a team player. 332 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,966 And any minute spent on this vicious, hurtful and hateful gossip... 333 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,101 is a minute taken away from preparing for nationals. 334 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:50,845 Why would she say that thing about Sam not being gay? She was so sure about it. 335 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,153 Well, they did date. 336 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:56,160 Yeah, but the way she said it- there was something else going on. 337 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,526 The problem with dating Quinn... 338 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,462 besides the mood swings... 339 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,332 is that she's so protective about her feelings. 340 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,963 You never quite know where you stand with her. 341 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,167 - Girls like that do that to keep their power. - You never did that. 342 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,937 I always knew what you were thinking. 343 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,478 # Watch the sun rise # 344 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,909 # And if you don't love me now # 345 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,955 # You will never love me again # 346 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:27,219 # I can still hear you sayin'# 347 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:32,389 - # You would never break the chain # - # Never break the chain ## 348 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,363 Mr. Schue, thank you for being my first interview for The Muckraker. 349 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,463 To be honest, I had no idea you were the journalist type. 350 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,474 Yeah, I have a talk show on the Internet. 351 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,510 The comments say that my questions are too gossipy. 352 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,946 So I joined the school newspaper to learn how to ask the more hard-hitting questions. 353 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:54,384 - That's fantastic, Brittany. - So, question one: boxers or briefs? 354 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,948 Uh... boxers. 355 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,220 Cool. Okay, question two: panty hose or lace panties? 356 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,193 I just said boxers. 357 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,356 That wasn't one of the choices, so I'll just write that you refused to answer the question. 358 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,899 Brittany, these questions are sort of gossipy. 359 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,162 Okay, what age did you start waxing your back? 360 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,534 Brittany, I don't think these questions are very appropriate. 361 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,540 Well, hard-hitting journalism is about asking the questions that people really want to know. 362 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,906 Um, we need to address some rumors. 363 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,571 How many students have you had affairs with? 364 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,480 Wait- There's a rumor about that? 365 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,575 - There probably will be since you didn't answer the question. - None! 366 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,382 Is that the truth, or are you lying? 367 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,979 Like when you didn't give me a straight answer about the lacy panties. 368 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,491 Brittany, I'm sorry, but I need to work on some songs. 369 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,323 - Are they songs for April Rhodes's one-woman show? - Yes. 370 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,728 - Is it because you're leaving the New Directions? - What? 371 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,858 Because there's a rumor that you'd rather be on Broadway than coaching the Glee Club. 372 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:46,426 - Who gave you these questions? - Coach Sylvester said I'm not at liberty to say. 373 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,996 She told me this before she finished writing these questions. 374 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,336 I thought so. 375 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:53,845 All right, Muckrakers, the rumor mill is up and running. 376 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,379 On to lesson two. 377 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,540 Making... stuff... up. 378 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:00,414 Jacob, I want you to squeeze this toothpaste into your hand. 379 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,079 - Now put it back in. - Um, I can't. 380 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,715 Exactly. 381 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,761 Oh, no, I didn't! Oh! 382 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,386 Fantastic, Azimio. 383 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,556 Now, my point, ladies and gentlemen... 384 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,827 is that once a story is out, it's out forever. 385 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,698 You can't put it back in. 386 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,260 All right, Muckrakers, we have a deadline. 387 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,364 All right, get out of my classroom. Get out of here! 388 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,102 Britt. 389 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,145 Sue, what are you doing? Why are you spreading rumors that I'm leaving McKinley? 390 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,146 Well, William, I'm sure you don't dispute... 391 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,206 that legendary bratwurst gobbler April Rhodes is in town... 392 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,218 and you're helping her get back to Broadway. 393 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,777 - Am I right? - Of course. But it doesn't mean I'm leaving the school. 394 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,415 Let me ask you something, Will. Why? 395 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,758 You know what they say. 396 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,886 "Those who can't, teach." 397 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,726 Turns out, maybe you actually can. 398 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:51,462 Think about that next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those tiny little face toilets. 399 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,097 Look at it this way, Will. You'd finally be rid of me. 400 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,646 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 401 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,306 Get your Muckraker here! 402 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,819 - And vote for Quinn. - Bite me, Fabray. 403 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,410 - What? - Oh, my God. 404 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,820 Look at that! 405 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,318 Finn. 406 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,453 Wait. Why are you storming? I'm the one who should be storming. 407 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,623 Really? Because the way I see it, I'm the stormer and you should be the stormee. 408 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:23,429 According to today's paper, "Finn and Rachel were seen sitting closely... 409 00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,026 laughing, talking intimately." 410 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,697 We were on a stakeout. What were you doing with him in that motel? 411 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:31,038 I'm not cheating on you. This time around, I haven't and I won't. 412 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:34,044 - You have to learn to trust me. - I can't trust you if you won't tell me the truth. 413 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,342 - Well, what were you and Rachel doing together, huh? - Staking out. 414 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,713 - That's what you do on a stakeout. - What were you talking about? 415 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,015 Glee Club, okay? She wants to do a duet with me. That's all. 416 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,351 - Trust me. - Then I guess we both have to learn to trust each other. 417 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,324 - I guess so. - And I guess I know what song we'll be singing this week. 418 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:51,054 # I don't want to know the reasons why love keeps # 419 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:54,189 # Right on walking on down the line # 420 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,861 # I don't want to stand 'tween you and love, honey # 421 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,269 # I just want you to feel fine # 422 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:04,831 # I don't want to know the reasons why love keeps # 423 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,902 # Right on walking on down the line # 424 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:11,642 # I don't want to know the reasons why love keeps # 425 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,810 # Right on walking on down the line # 426 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,878 # I don't want to stand 'tween you and love, honey # 427 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,517 # I just want you to feel fine # 428 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:26,561 # Finally, baby # 429 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,759 # The truth has been told # 430 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:33,134 # Now you tell me that I'm crazy # 431 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:37,039 # That's nothing that I didn't know # 432 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,076 # Trying to survive # 433 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,910 # Oh, you say you love me, but you don't know # 434 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:46,940 # You got me rockin' and a-reelin' # 435 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,543 # Hey, you know what you do # 436 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,715 # Oh, oh, yeah # 437 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,851 # Uh-huh # 438 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:12,106 # Ohh # 439 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:16,238 # I don't want to know ## 440 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,988 Okay. Terrific job, guys. 441 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:28,219 Might want to try to smile a little bit more next time though. 442 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:32,161 Yeah, it was lovely, but I prefer Quinn's duet performance of "Lucky" with Sam better. 443 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,961 Since you and Sam have become closer lately, maybe you should do duets together more often. 444 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:39,970 Where is Sam? Quinn and Kurt are both here today, so we know he's not doing the dirty. 445 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,733 I know what you're doing. 446 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:44,798 You want Finn and I to stop singing together so that you can sing with him again. 447 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,741 Frankly, yes. Finn and I have amazing proven harmonies. 448 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:50,577 And when it comes to nationals, I think it makes more sense for him to be paired with me. 449 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:53,641 Well, it's not happening. Not as long as Finn wants to be with me. 450 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,312 Wait. I thought you said this relationship was about trust. 451 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,686 Oh, I trust you. I just don't trust her. 452 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:02,625 Quinn, I don't think you can mandate who pairs up for nationals. All right? 453 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,628 Vocal Adrenaline doesn't need any help from us. 454 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,497 I love being here, and I want to win... 455 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,193 but my relationship comes first. 456 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:14,569 I'm sorry, but Finn, if you want to be with me, no more songs with her. 457 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,664 What? 458 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:28,278 # We took a cab back to my bachelor pad # 459 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:32,983 # I had a feeling I would see this thing through # 460 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:37,017 # My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand # 461 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,895 # As he said, "Right this way, you two" # 462 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,399 # But you said # 463 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:46,028 # Stanley Glover, you were once my lover # 464 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,969 It's April! # Yeah # 465 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:50,940 # I guess I slept with you # 466 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,944 # Because my name is April Rhodes # 467 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,742 # I've kissed princes and toads # 468 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,511 # And it's a good bet # 469 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:02,644 # I've slept with # 470 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:07,249 # You # 471 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:12,356 # Ooh ## 472 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,857 Will! 473 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:18,402 Oh, that song is fantastic! 474 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,335 It was amazing progress. 475 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,566 I mean, it was emotional, it was funny, it was... 476 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,269 - It's you. - Oh, do this with me, Will. 477 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:27,937 Help me take this show to Broadway. 478 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:31,380 I-I'm flattered, but I have to take the kids to nationals. 479 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,110 A show choir championship? 480 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:35,152 - Yes. - Will, that's their dream. 481 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,747 Yes, at one point it was yours and mine, but look where that got us. 482 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,189 We're standing on the exact same stage... 483 00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:45,494 wishing that we could have done something bigger. 484 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,907 # Fondue for Two, Fondue for Two # 485 00:27:56,975 --> 00:28:00,308 # That's some hot dish Fondue for Two # 486 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,437 Hi. I'm Brittany. 487 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,505 Welcome to Fondue for Two. 488 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,743 My guest today was supposed to be Santana... 489 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:11,448 but she texted about an hour ago and it just said, "I can't." 490 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,718 So, show must go on. 491 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,625 Um, I will be interviewing Lord Tubbington. 492 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,492 Question one: 493 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,589 Do you think The Aristocats is an accurate portrayal of the feline relationship? 494 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,393 You know, just because we're doing this interview... 495 00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:29,406 doesn't mean I'm still not mad at you. 496 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,965 'Cause I know you started smoking again. 497 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,851 - Emma, did you wash those grapes at home? - I just rinsed them. 498 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:52,454 Yeah, I put the whole bunch in a colander, and I just let the cold water run right over them. 499 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,361 For a half hour or so. 500 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,798 Still, Emma, that's amazing. 501 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:59,962 I've been, um, taking my medication for a couple of weeks. 502 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:04,334 I'm so proud of you, Emma. 503 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,003 You inspired me, Will, to make a change... 504 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:11,148 to take charge of my own destiny. 505 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:15,676 - And now I want the same thing for you. - Um, I don't understand. 506 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,848 I snuck in and saw you and April singing the other day. 507 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,484 You're good, Will. Really, you have a gift. 508 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,358 And if April is offering you the opportunity... 509 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:31,130 to use that gift on the big stage, you have to say yes. 510 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,693 I can't see April's show lighting the town on fire. 511 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,071 But it's a chance on a real Broadway stage. 512 00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:40,873 And who knows who's gonna come and see it, what great notices you might get. 513 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,244 You deserve to at least try this, Will. 514 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:48,108 No. I... 515 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,988 I can't do that to the kids. 516 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,583 Not now. We... 517 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:02,262 We've all worked so hard, and we're so close. 518 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,096 I can't... 519 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,228 Ah. 520 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:09,538 Why are you crying? 521 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,437 The kids. 522 00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,446 You. 523 00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:20,814 You all saved my life. 524 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:23,820 Got me out of a terrible marriage. 525 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:26,880 You helped me find my passion again. 526 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:30,156 I just don't want to lose you. 527 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,456 But, Emma... 528 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,527 I want to go so badly. 529 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:45,810 All right, guys. 530 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:47,710 All right, guys. 531 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,906 - Who is up first today? - Mr. Schuester? 532 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,381 If it's all right with you, I'd like to do my own reinterpretation... 533 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,384 of my favorite Fleetwood Mac song. 534 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:56,943 - Great, Rachel. Which one? - "Go Your Own Way." 535 00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:00,718 It's the song about the painful breakup between Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks. 536 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,350 Traditionally, it's sung by a man... 537 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:05,590 but today Rachel Berry's gonna put her own feminine twist on it. 538 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:06,331 Hit it. 539 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:12,263 # Loving you # 540 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:16,137 # Isn't the right thing to do # 541 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,338 # How can I # 542 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:23,278 # Ever change things that I feel? # 543 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,374 # If I could # 544 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:30,251 # Maybe I'd give you my world # 545 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,348 # How can I # 546 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:38,054 # When you won't take it from me? # 547 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:43,065 # You can go your own way # 548 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:45,830 # Go your own way # 549 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:50,603 # You can call it another lonely day # 550 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:53,041 # Another lonely day # 551 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:57,104 # You can go your own way # 552 00:31:57,181 --> 00:32:00,014 # Go your own way # 553 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,210 # Tell me why # 554 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:04,814 # Everything turned around # 555 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,619 # Packing up # 556 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,856 # Shacking up's all you wanna do # 557 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,789 # If I could # 558 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,893 # Baby, I'd give you my world # 559 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:22,638 # Open up # 560 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:26,700 # Everything's waiting for you # 561 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,040 # Oh # 562 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:32,515 # You can go your own way # 563 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,143 # Go your own way # 564 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:39,918 # You can call it another lonely day # 565 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,255 # Another lonely day # 566 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,605 # Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh # 567 00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:00,405 - # You can go your own way # - # You can go # 568 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:06,576 # You can go your own way ## 569 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:10,051 - Yeah! I like it! I like it! - That was brilliant. 570 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,249 - Brilliant! - Not bad. 571 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:17,260 Don't you think it's maybe a little inappropriate... 572 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,728 that you chose to sing a love song to my guy? 573 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:22,129 You're such a hypocrite! You Little Miss Perfect Prom Queen! 574 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,794 You're a cheater who cheats in cheap motels with Sam. 575 00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,736 - Nothing is going on between Sam and I. - Enough, guys. 576 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,864 You know, I blame Sam for all of this. 577 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,636 - And Rachel too. I blame her. - What did I do? 578 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:33,870 - I'm sure you did something. - See, I'm with Santana. 579 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:36,140 - Why doesn't Sam have anything to say about this? - Guilt. 580 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,876 Seriously, dude, what you're doing is not cool. They both have boyfriends. 581 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:43,319 Shut up! I'm not messing around with Quinn or Kurt or any one of those guys. 582 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,583 - They're just helping me. - Oh, is that what we're calling it now? 583 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:48,318 Hold on. How were they helping you out? 584 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:54,491 Kurt was bringing me clothes, and Quinn was helping me babysit my brother and sister. 585 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:58,262 - Why were you in that motel? - Because that's where I live now. 586 00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:01,271 My dad lost his job a few months ago. Then we lost our house. 587 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,399 So now we live in that motel in one room. 588 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:06,943 Are you all happy? 589 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,411 The truth's finally out. 590 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,995 Thanks for the invite, ladies. 591 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,497 You know what I call an afternoon where I'm getting drunk? 592 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,123 An afternoon. 593 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,532 Is there protein powder in this margarita? 594 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,797 And a wee bit of placenta. 595 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,669 Well, I'd like to propose a toast to Terri Schuester... 596 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,073 who still cares about her ex-husband enough... 597 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:42,635 to call me up and encourage me to ask him for his help. 598 00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:45,409 - Mmm. - Oh, put a hmm-hmm in my behind. 599 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:48,452 But I don't think Will will be joining me on the tour. 600 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,749 - What? Why? - He can't leave those kids. 601 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:54,258 - He wouldn't know how to break it to 'em. - Blowsy Loads, leave that to me. 602 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:57,260 Tomorrow's Muckraker will include the ultimate "Blind Item" rumor... 603 00:34:57,328 --> 00:35:00,195 that Will Schuester is leaving McKinley to join you on Broadway. 604 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,858 - That's not true. - It will be. 605 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,835 That's the whole point of yellow journalism- turning rumor into fact. 606 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:09,202 And the hard part of breaking the news to the kids will be over. 607 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,504 He'll be free to follow his heart and the stench of your alcohol sweat... 608 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:15,512 to New York City and out of my life forever. 609 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:18,105 I don't know. Seems awfully shady. 610 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,549 And I once became an Avon lady just so I could rob demented seniors. 611 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:23,211 Let's look at this way. 612 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,882 We all agree Will Schuester has no business teaching in a high school. 613 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,756 You believe he's too talented, and I just hate him. 614 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,795 And I just want our old apartment back. 615 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:35,697 - I'm living in an efficiency with a raccoon in the wall. - More placenta, anyone? 616 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,961 Um, I'm trying to get my sister to sleep. 617 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:45,167 Dude, please, please. Just let us in. 618 00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:48,178 - Hi. I'm Stacey. - Hi, Stacey. 619 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:51,044 - I-I'm Rachel. This is Finn. - Hi. 620 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:52,776 Well, she's up now. 621 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,115 It beats a cardboard box underneath an underpass, right? 622 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:02,590 We keep the rest of our stuff in my dad's car. 623 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,356 - This is everything you own? - We sold everything else. 624 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,696 - Can we watch TV? - Yeah, sure. Keep it low though. 625 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:14,067 Mr. Jensen next door is on the night shift again. You want a snack? 626 00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:16,936 - All right. - You too. Get over there. 627 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,704 Indistinct] 628 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:23,235 I- I don't understand. What happened? 629 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:26,249 We moved up here from Tennessee, you know... 630 00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:28,444 'cause my dad got a great job offer. 631 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,817 And the economy went to hell... 632 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,152 and it's last ones in, first ones out. 633 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:37,524 We spent all our savings on the move and down payment on the house. 634 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,961 When the bank takes your house, they literally take it. 635 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,162 They come by one morning and kick you out of your own house. 636 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,102 They just lock you out. 637 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,902 Why didn't you tell us what was going on? 638 00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:53,409 You see how information flies around that school, right? 639 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:56,275 You think everyone would've just treated me the same after they found out? 640 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:57,837 I'd be even more of a freak. 641 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:00,406 Kurt only found out because I... 642 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,180 got a job delivering pizzas at night and happened to bring one to Dalton. 643 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:05,313 Yeah. Uh, he told us. 644 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:07,914 Look, I brought these for you. 645 00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,152 I know Kurt was trying to help you out... 646 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,924 bringing some of his old clothes... 647 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:15,522 but I don't really think that sequined riding pants are for you. 648 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,660 So, uh, it's some of my old stuff. 649 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,328 Thanks. 650 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:24,431 So, um... what about Quinn? 651 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:27,477 We go to the same church. Couldn't really hide it from her. 652 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:30,480 I kind of like having her around to do some girl stuff with Stacey. 653 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:35,451 Mom and Dad are out all day pounding the pavement looking for work, but... nothing. 654 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:38,647 I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to keep on the Glee Club. 655 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:42,591 - What? N-No, you can't do that. - Yeah, we've come so far. 656 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,686 I-I know that it's a rough time right now, but you can't quit. 657 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,456 You guys don't understand. 658 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,792 Yes, we do. 659 00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,177 Quinn told us you hocked your guitar. 660 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:16,492 Did you guys buy this back for me? 661 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,994 The whole Glee Club did. 662 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:21,998 Look, Sam, we'll do whatever we can to help... 663 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:26,730 anything to keep you in the Glee Club until you get back on your feet. 664 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:43,011 First time I've cried. 665 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,954 Don't cry, Sammy. 666 00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:50,516 We need you, Sam. 667 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,297 Okay? And you need the music. 668 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,592 Any comment on the vicious rumor left on the Muckraker Web site... 669 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,662 about you and Karofsky doing it in the backseat of a parked car... 670 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,765 in the Holier Than Thou Cemetery? 671 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,207 No comment. 672 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,541 Any comment on the fact when I looked up the I.P. address... 673 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:11,740 of the person who posted the rumor I found out it was you? 674 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,410 My computer was stolen. 675 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:18,614 Look, all I can say is that Dave and I are going strong... 676 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:22,056 and we're very excited about our prom king and queen campaign. 677 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,594 - Vote Santofsky. - So you two are in love? 678 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,493 Soul mates, so to speak? 679 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,290 Yeah. 680 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,528 I'd say that was accurate. 681 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,244 That looks like a mug shot. 682 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,441 - All right, clase. - Mr. Schue, is this true? 683 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:48,314 Yeah, The Muckraker says you're bailing on us to do April Rhodes's big show. 684 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,150 Guys, if there's anything we've learned from this week's assignment... 685 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,417 it's that you can't believe every rumor you hear. 686 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:56,119 But isn't it your dream to sing on Broadway? 687 00:39:56,193 --> 00:40:01,153 I have a lot of dreams, my top one being taking you guys to nationals. 688 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,258 - So you're gonna stay? - Look, we are going to nationals together... 689 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:07,133 - and we are going to win. - Hey, everybody. 690 00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:10,105 Wanted to get these guys out of the motel for a while. I hope it's okay if I brought them. 691 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:12,506 Of course. Yeah, come on in. 692 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:15,204 I was also hoping that maybe they could help out with a number today. 693 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:18,510 I have the perfect song I want to sing to them. Don't worry. It's good for the assignment. 694 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:20,918 The more the merrier. 695 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,053 # Don't stop # 696 00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:29,058 # Stop, stop, stop, stop # 697 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,684 # Don't stop # 698 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,457 # Stop, stop, stop, stop # 699 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:37,365 # If you wake up and don't want to smile # 700 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,063 # If it takes just a little while # 701 00:40:41,138 --> 00:40:42,366 # Open your eyes # 702 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,806 # And look at the day # 703 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:48,811 # You'll see things in a different way # 704 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,744 # Don't stop # 705 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,749 # Thinking about tomorrow # 706 00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:54,580 # Don't stop # 707 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:57,212 - # It'll soon be here # - # It'll soon be here # 708 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,687 # It'll be # 709 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:00,417 # Better than before # 710 00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:02,186 # Yesterday's gone # 711 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,523 # Yesterday's gone # 712 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:13,032 # All I want is to see you smile # 713 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,901 # If it takes just a little while # 714 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:21,077 # I know you don't believe that it's true # 715 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,342 # I never meant any harm to you # 716 00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:28,613 - # Ohh # - # Don't stop thinking about tomorrow # 717 00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:30,483 # Don't stop # 718 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,419 # It'll soon be here # 719 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,390 # It'll be # 720 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,426 # Better than before # 721 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,189 # Yesterday's gone # 722 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:40,093 # Yesterday's gone # 723 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,962 # Ooh, ooh, ooh # 724 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,127 # Don't you look back # 725 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:48,671 # Don't you look back # 726 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,674 - # Ooh, ooh, ooh # - # Don't you look, don't you look, no # 727 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,506 # Don't you look back # 728 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,944 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 729 00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:00,381 # Don't you look back Don't you look back # 730 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,316 # Don't you look back # 731 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,718 # Don't you look back # 732 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,120 # Ooh, ooh, ooh # 733 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:10,592 - # Don't you look back # - # Don't, don't # 734 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,322 # Don't you look back # 735 00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:13,795 # Don't stop # 736 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,264 # Thinking about tomorrow ## 737 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,630 - Whoo! - Whoo! 738 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,169 That was good! 739 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,231 English - US - SDH