1 00:00:02,808 --> 00:00:04,976 NARRATOR: Kids, this is a story of landmarks. 2 00:00:05,427 --> 00:00:07,161 There are certain moments in life when you have to decide 3 00:00:07,162 --> 00:00:09,430 which things you can stand to see torn down, 4 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:12,333 and which things you have to preserve, no matter what. 5 00:00:12,334 --> 00:00:14,568 Such a moment came for all of us 6 00:00:14,569 --> 00:00:18,139 in May of 2011, at a special meeting of the 7 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:19,740 New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission, 8 00:00:19,741 --> 00:00:20,774 where the fate of The Arcadian 9 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,276 would be decided once and for all. 10 00:00:22,277 --> 00:00:25,746 A symbol of strength and constancy, 11 00:00:25,747 --> 00:00:27,214 the stone lion of The Arcadian 12 00:00:27,215 --> 00:00:29,950 has watched over New Yorkers for generations. 13 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:31,118 So remember: 14 00:00:31,119 --> 00:00:34,588 if the lion head stonework is regal, 15 00:00:34,589 --> 00:00:38,726 then tearing it down should be illegal. 16 00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:40,594 (cheering) MARSHALL: Well... 17 00:00:40,595 --> 00:00:42,563 Did you like that? All right, uh... 18 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:45,766 We must make sure the lion is always there. 19 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:50,471 Destroy The Arcadian? Oh, no, don't you dare. 20 00:00:53,525 --> 00:00:55,309 Yeah? Yeah? Okay. 21 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:56,677 Try this one on for size... 22 00:00:56,678 --> 00:01:00,214 If you want New York's history at your beck and call... 23 00:01:00,215 --> 00:01:02,183 All right, thank you, Mr. Eriksen. 24 00:01:02,184 --> 00:01:03,501 I just have... 25 00:01:06,121 --> 00:01:09,373 MODERATOR: We will now hear from the architect 26 00:01:09,374 --> 00:01:11,125 of the proposed GNB Tower, 27 00:01:11,126 --> 00:01:13,627 Ted Mosby. 28 00:01:14,763 --> 00:01:16,397 (audience cheering) MODERATOR: Now, uh, 29 00:01:16,398 --> 00:01:19,099 Mr. Mosby, let's just cut right to the chase. 30 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,769 Do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? 31 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:25,806 (intense music starts and swells) 32 00:01:25,831 --> 00:01:31,381 (music cuts off) 33 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:35,899 Okay, it's killing me. What rhymes with "beck and call?" 34 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:38,085 Wrecking ball. 35 00:01:38,086 --> 00:01:39,954 Don't go swinging no wrecking ball. 36 00:01:39,955 --> 00:01:42,706 AUDIENCE: Ah... 37 00:01:42,707 --> 00:01:44,525 Thank you. 38 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:48,690 ? How I Met Your Mother 6x23 ? Landmarks Original Air Date on May 9, 2011 39 00:01:48,715 --> 00:01:52,715 == ReSync by jacobian == == for 720p Web-DL @hdbits.org == 40 00:01:57,255 --> 00:01:59,473 Mr. Mosby, 41 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:02,076 do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? 42 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:03,410 It's not a difficult question. 43 00:02:03,411 --> 00:02:05,546 NARRATOR: Actually, it was a difficult question. 44 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,948 Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, 45 00:02:07,949 --> 00:02:09,883 I would have immediately said... 46 00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:12,770 "Yes. The Arcadian should be a landmark." 47 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:15,155 And then the crowd gasps: "Oh, my God! 48 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:16,490 "Did he really just say that? 49 00:02:16,491 --> 00:02:17,758 "Oh, heavens! 50 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:18,993 "Oh, my stars! 51 00:02:18,994 --> 00:02:20,861 I must clutch my pearls!" 52 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:24,098 So these things are generally attended by old Southern ladies? 53 00:02:24,099 --> 00:02:26,166 Almost exclusively. But here's my point: 54 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:29,870 If they ask GNB's chief architect-- aka me-- 55 00:02:29,871 --> 00:02:33,040 if The Arcadian should be a landmark, and I say "yes"? 56 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:34,842 (mimes building blowing up) 57 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:38,312 That, no, that wasn't The Arcadian being destroyed; 58 00:02:38,313 --> 00:02:40,464 that was GNB's hopes of destroying The Arcadian. 59 00:02:40,465 --> 00:02:41,686 I'm sorry, I should have been more clear. 60 00:02:41,687 --> 00:02:42,517 Yeah. 61 00:02:42,525 --> 00:02:44,425 The Arcadian's gonna be all like... 62 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,087 Nice. (chuckles) 63 00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:48,689 I have a message from Barney. 64 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,190 NARRATOR: Things between Barney 65 00:02:50,191 --> 00:02:53,260 and the rest of us had gotten a little frosty. 66 00:02:53,261 --> 00:02:54,928 First this happened. 67 00:02:54,929 --> 00:02:58,666 Meet the new lawyer I hired to help save The Arcadian. 68 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,801 And then this happened. 69 00:03:00,802 --> 00:03:02,703 What kind of dirtbag 70 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:05,639 doesn't stand by his best friends, but instead, 71 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,342 sides with some self-righteous bitch 72 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:10,528 with a pointless cause and a megaphone?! 73 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:12,546 TED: Dude! That's my girlfriend. 74 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:14,581 And ya know what? 75 00:03:14,582 --> 00:03:17,518 I'm on her side now, too. 76 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:19,219 NARRATOR: Which led to this happening. 77 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,221 Message from Barney? That's my cue to leave. 78 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,606 Good night, guys. 79 00:03:22,607 --> 00:03:24,892 - I love you. - Mmm. Love you, too. 80 00:03:24,893 --> 00:03:26,360 Good night. Good night. 81 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:27,528 All right, what's the message? 82 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:28,796 'Cause if it's another hypothetical 83 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:31,398 yet eerily accurate drawing of my boobs... 84 00:03:31,399 --> 00:03:34,768 Yeah, I have that, too. 85 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:37,171 Damn it. 86 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,940 All right, here's the message. (clears throat) 87 00:03:39,941 --> 00:03:42,509 "Oh, hey, guys. Didn't see you there. 88 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:45,145 "I was too busy feelin' fine and..." 89 00:03:45,146 --> 00:03:47,114 Really? 90 00:03:50,385 --> 00:03:53,620 (sighs) "Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'jine." 91 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:56,890 ROBIN: "You may have noticed the giant plate 92 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:58,842 "of hot wings in front of me. 93 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:00,794 "I know how much you love hot wings. 94 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,496 "Too bad someone bribed the kitchen 95 00:04:02,497 --> 00:04:04,431 "to take them off the menu tonight. 96 00:04:04,432 --> 00:04:05,716 "So, if you want some, 97 00:04:05,717 --> 00:04:09,103 "you're going to have to come back to GNB. 98 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,537 "But hurry, this offer 99 00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:13,006 will be gone lickety-split." 100 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:19,446 "Do evil laugh." 101 00:04:19,447 --> 00:04:20,748 Oh, um... 102 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:24,084 (meek impression of Barney's laugh) (silent laugh) 103 00:04:25,186 --> 00:04:26,370 So, what are you turds up to? 104 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:29,390 Oh, we've got the big LPC meeting in two days. 105 00:04:29,391 --> 00:04:31,024 I have my whole presentation worked out. 106 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:33,427 I just need to find a good rhyme to end on. 107 00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:34,495 Why does it need to rhyme? 108 00:04:34,496 --> 00:04:35,495 Mm. 109 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:38,065 If you end an argument with a rhyme, 110 00:04:38,359 --> 00:04:40,299 it's convincing all the time. - Yeah. 111 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:41,702 It's why in our apartment: 112 00:04:41,703 --> 00:04:43,704 If you're a-hopin' to score, 113 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:45,606 don't leave your socks on the floor. 114 00:04:45,607 --> 00:04:47,441 And she hasn't since. No. 115 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:49,443 Okay, okay. A couple of things. 116 00:04:49,444 --> 00:04:51,078 Lily, how'd I do? Nailed it. 117 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,096 (dry chuckle) 118 00:04:52,097 --> 00:04:53,414 Secondly, Ted, 119 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:55,365 I'm sorry I said mean things about Zoey. 120 00:04:55,366 --> 00:04:58,051 Are you really going to walk away from this project 121 00:04:58,052 --> 00:04:59,253 just because you're mad at me? 122 00:04:59,254 --> 00:05:01,288 It's not because I'm mad at you. 123 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:03,557 Barney, The Arcadian was designed 124 00:05:03,558 --> 00:05:05,092 by a guy named John Clifford Larrabee. 125 00:05:05,093 --> 00:05:07,060 And even though he's been dead for half a century, 126 00:05:07,061 --> 00:05:09,413 it's my duty, architect to architect, 127 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:10,531 to keep his work alive. 128 00:05:10,532 --> 00:05:13,434 Please tell me a little part of you understands. 129 00:05:13,435 --> 00:05:15,636 I understand. 130 00:05:15,637 --> 00:05:19,106 Zoey has magic lady bits. What? 131 00:05:19,107 --> 00:05:21,241 Zoey's lady bits... 132 00:05:21,242 --> 00:05:24,077 are magic, and that's how she controls your mind. 133 00:05:24,078 --> 00:05:26,613 You see, every few hundred millennia, 134 00:05:26,614 --> 00:05:28,715 lady bits leap forward... I know 135 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:29,950 you're only just getting started, 136 00:05:29,951 --> 00:05:31,819 but this is already gross. 137 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,555 I once knew such a girl. 138 00:05:34,556 --> 00:05:36,924 BARNEY: It was last call. 139 00:05:36,925 --> 00:05:38,225 In this very bar. 140 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:44,598 What...?! 141 00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:47,267 No... 142 00:05:47,268 --> 00:05:50,003 What?! 143 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:52,172 No... 144 00:05:52,173 --> 00:05:54,741 What?! 145 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:56,877 Um... 146 00:05:56,878 --> 00:06:01,081 thank you for, um, not using a first name in that story. 147 00:06:03,318 --> 00:06:06,119 Barney, this is about the building. 148 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,355 Come on. This is so about the girl. 149 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:10,824 Okay, fine. It's about the girl! 150 00:06:10,825 --> 00:06:12,926 I am doing this for Zoey! 151 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:14,261 I'm in love with her. 152 00:06:14,262 --> 00:06:17,698 Look, I know it's early, but there's a very good chance 153 00:06:17,699 --> 00:06:19,683 Zoey might be the mother of my children. 154 00:06:19,684 --> 00:06:22,503 So, in addition to doing this for John Clifford Larrabee, 155 00:06:22,504 --> 00:06:24,521 I'm also doing this for Luke and Leia. 156 00:06:24,522 --> 00:06:27,441 Wait. She's gonna let you name your kids Luke and Leia? 157 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:29,409 Not if I knock down her favorite building, she isn't. 158 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,810 Barney, I'm sorry. 159 00:06:30,811 --> 00:06:33,197 Oh, you're not sorry now, Ted Mosby. 160 00:06:33,198 --> 00:06:34,982 But you will be. 161 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:39,086 You... will... be. 162 00:06:39,087 --> 00:06:43,123 (evil laugh) 163 00:06:43,124 --> 00:06:45,158 (laughing harder and louder) 164 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:46,643 That's how you do an evil laugh. 165 00:06:46,644 --> 00:06:48,428 Ciao for now. 166 00:06:49,631 --> 00:06:51,565 NARRATOR: Now, kids, you remember Arthur Hobbs, 167 00:06:51,566 --> 00:06:53,934 Barney and Marshall's old boss at GNB? 168 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:56,303 Well, Arthur was going through a divorce and taking it 169 00:06:56,304 --> 00:06:57,571 kind of hard. Hi, Arthur. 170 00:06:57,572 --> 00:07:00,073 (sighs) Everything okay? 171 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:01,808 No, everything's not okay. 172 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:05,245 My stupid wife got custody of Tugboat. 173 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:06,647 God, I should have kept her hidden 174 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:08,649 in a cage in the basement. 175 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,584 Isn't that animal cruelty? 176 00:07:10,585 --> 00:07:12,486 I'm talking about my wife. 177 00:07:12,487 --> 00:07:14,922 Oh. That's fine, then. 178 00:07:15,907 --> 00:07:19,633 So listen, you know Ted, the architect? 179 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:21,361 Yeah, I know your friend Ted. So, 180 00:07:21,362 --> 00:07:23,664 if Ted stood up at that big meeting tomorrow 181 00:07:23,665 --> 00:07:27,200 and said that he thought The Arcadian should be a landmark... 182 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:29,436 you wouldn't just fire him, would you? 183 00:07:29,437 --> 00:07:32,372 (laughs uncomfortably): Right? 184 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:33,740 You wouldn't just... 185 00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:34,875 You wouldn't just... yeah... 186 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:37,344 No, Barney. I wouldn't just fire him. 187 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:39,546 I'd also fire you. 188 00:07:40,949 --> 00:07:42,449 Come again for Big Fudge? 189 00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:50,457 Can you believe that?! I can't be unemployed, Robin! 190 00:07:50,496 --> 00:07:53,098 My job is my identity; It's who I am. 191 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:55,100 It gives me the confidence I need 192 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,503 to convince girls I'm a fighter pilot. 193 00:07:57,504 --> 00:07:59,371 I-I don't understand. 194 00:07:59,372 --> 00:08:01,173 Why would he fire you? 195 00:08:01,174 --> 00:08:02,474 I don't understand. 196 00:08:02,475 --> 00:08:03,675 Why would you fire me? 197 00:08:03,676 --> 00:08:06,044 Have you already forgotten how Mosby got that job? 198 00:08:06,045 --> 00:08:09,081 By being the best architect available? 199 00:08:09,082 --> 00:08:10,682 No. 200 00:08:10,683 --> 00:08:13,685 By... being Latino? 201 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:16,822 No. Let me refresh your memory. 202 00:08:16,823 --> 00:08:18,690 We were in this very room. 203 00:08:18,691 --> 00:08:20,726 Guys, I'm telling you, 204 00:08:20,727 --> 00:08:24,897 if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me. 205 00:08:24,898 --> 00:08:26,632 Damn it! 206 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,033 I was kidding? 207 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:29,368 I'm not kidding! 208 00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:31,303 Oh, by the way, Arthur, 209 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:32,671 uh, how are things with you and your wife? 210 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:33,839 Really good. 211 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,874 In fact, I just put all my assets in her name. 212 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,810 Smartest thing I've ever done. 213 00:08:37,811 --> 00:08:39,511 BOTH: Damn it! No, 214 00:08:39,512 --> 00:08:42,147 you'd better make sure Mosby doesn't screw up tomorrow. 215 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:44,116 Because either that building is going down, 216 00:08:44,117 --> 00:08:46,452 or you're going down. 217 00:08:46,453 --> 00:08:47,886 TED: They're going 218 00:08:47,887 --> 00:08:49,455 to fire him? That sucks. He loves that job. 219 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:52,691 And he's been doing it for years. 220 00:08:52,692 --> 00:08:54,860 Okay, what does Barney do at GNB? 221 00:08:54,861 --> 00:08:57,129 No idea. He has a lot of keys. 222 00:08:57,130 --> 00:08:59,231 Okay, Ted, can you just please think about this before you... 223 00:08:59,232 --> 00:09:00,365 There's nothing to think about. 224 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:01,767 I-I can't lose Zoey. 225 00:09:01,768 --> 00:09:03,535 That's the only thing that matters to me right now. 226 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:04,903 Okay, Ted... 227 00:09:04,904 --> 00:09:06,338 you know I love Zoey. 228 00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:08,974 But, look, sometimes... 229 00:09:08,975 --> 00:09:10,409 I go play chess in the park. 230 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,377 And the key to chess... 231 00:09:12,378 --> 00:09:14,880 Okay, I play online. 232 00:09:14,881 --> 00:09:17,883 But the key to chess... Okay, it's Angry Birds! 233 00:09:18,718 --> 00:09:20,219 But the key to Angry Birds 234 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,589 is to always try to see every possible outcome. 235 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,657 And to... hit some pigs with rocks or something. 236 00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:28,327 I don't know; I don't play. I can't get it to download. 237 00:09:29,329 --> 00:09:31,830 The point is, this thing with you and Zoey? 238 00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:34,566 I can see it going three possible ways. 239 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,134 There's the first scenario. 240 00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:37,703 ROBIN: The chairman asks you... 241 00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:39,627 Do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? 242 00:09:39,628 --> 00:09:40,973 You say... No. 243 00:09:40,974 --> 00:09:42,551 And Zoey dumps you on the spot. 244 00:09:42,659 --> 00:09:45,277 We're done here. 245 00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:46,979 There's the second scenario. 246 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,547 ROBIN: The chairman asks you... 247 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:50,391 Do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? 248 00:09:50,392 --> 00:09:51,872 You say... Yes 249 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,956 And you're happy for, like, a second, 250 00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:56,255 until you realize the building you helped save 251 00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:57,556 has just become a monument 252 00:09:57,557 --> 00:09:58,991 to everything this woman made you give up, 253 00:09:58,992 --> 00:10:00,259 and you resent her for it, 254 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:03,295 so much so, in fact, that you dump her. 255 00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:04,496 We're done here. 256 00:10:04,497 --> 00:10:06,370 You said there was a third scenario. 257 00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:07,533 Right. 258 00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:08,967 ROBIN: The chairman asks you... 259 00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:11,403 Do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? 260 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:13,488 But before you can answer... 261 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,824 You're hit in the neck with a blow dart fired by the ninja 262 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:18,377 Zoey's ex-husband hired to assassinate you. 263 00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:23,615 That one's less likely. 264 00:10:24,217 --> 00:10:26,318 What I'm saying... 265 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,654 what I hate saying... 266 00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:31,156 is this. 267 00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:33,091 You and Zoey are gonna break up. 268 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:35,527 But you can still save your career 269 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:36,862 and Barney's. 270 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,231 Okay, first of all, 271 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:41,033 no ninja's getting a jump on me. 272 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:44,403 I have the reflexes of a jungle... 273 00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:45,871 Tree? 274 00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:48,574 Second of all, 275 00:10:48,575 --> 00:10:50,676 I don't care that the odds are stacked against us. 276 00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,811 I'd rather try to make this work with Zoey 277 00:10:52,812 --> 00:10:55,914 than spend the rest of my life alone playing Angry Birds, 278 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:57,082 which, by the way, I've shown you how to download, 279 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,251 like, 20 times. I've got to say, 280 00:10:59,252 --> 00:11:00,686 I'm with Ted on this. 281 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:01,920 Thank you. I mean, yes, 282 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:04,239 this is a huge, divisive issue for them. 283 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,191 Which means no matter what happens, 284 00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:08,427 there's gonna be a lot of resentment. 285 00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:09,695 Probably lasting 286 00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:11,229 for years... 287 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:15,601 infecting every single moment of the rest of their relationship. 288 00:11:15,602 --> 00:11:18,503 So, in conclusion, I'm with Robin on this. 289 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,272 Thank you. 290 00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:21,840 NARRATOR: That night, 291 00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:24,076 as I slept soundly... 292 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:29,932 (gasps) 293 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,650 (panting) 294 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,785 Barney, what are you doing? 295 00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:35,954 Who is this Barney? 296 00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:38,240 My name is John Clifford Larrabee, 297 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,292 architect of The Arcadian. 298 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,293 And I am 299 00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:42,527 visiting you 300 00:11:42,528 --> 00:11:45,230 (ghostly moaning): in a dream... 301 00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:47,432 Really? 'Cause it feels more like my insane friend 302 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,701 renting a costume and breaking into my apartment 303 00:11:49,702 --> 00:11:51,169 in the middle of the night 304 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,872 for what I wish I could say was the first time. 305 00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:55,374 Look, it's a dream, it is. 306 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,576 So just... okay? 307 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,046 Theodore... 308 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,781 heed my words: 309 00:12:02,782 --> 00:12:06,385 do not try to save The Arcadian. 310 00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:07,686 Barney, there's condoms in the drawer. 311 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:08,937 Just take them and get out. 312 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:11,156 (shouting dramatically): I am not 313 00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:12,441 (ghostly moaning): Barney... 314 00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:15,460 Whoa! Lighting change! 315 00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:20,165 Theodore, you know The Arcadian is a badly built, 316 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,068 architecturally unimportant rat's nest 317 00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:25,871 designed by an overpaid, plagiarizing ether addict 318 00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,539 with two thumbs. 319 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,508 This guy. 320 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,943 Okay, yes, it's-it's a terrible building, 321 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:35,080 but... does that mean we have to knock it down? 322 00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:37,249 I mean, it's not bothering anyone. 323 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,518 Just anyone who lives in it. 324 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,420 Or looks at it. 325 00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:43,088 Or smells it. 326 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:46,591 New York is never finished, Theodore. 327 00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:48,060 She's a lady 328 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:51,096 only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. 329 00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:52,464 Do not miss 330 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,433 your turn. 331 00:12:56,769 --> 00:12:59,371 The Arcadian has to go, doesn't it? 332 00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:00,572 Indeed. 333 00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:04,109 You realize this kind of screws up my personal life. 334 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,611 Mo' buildings, mo' problems. 335 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,616 This is a dream, right? 336 00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:14,252 Because, Barney, I swear to God, if that's you... 337 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,120 (groans softly) 338 00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,389 (snaps fingers) 339 00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:22,394 Mommy's got Magic Lady Bits, Ted. 340 00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:25,063 (panting): Dream! Dream! 341 00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,832 It was just a dream. 342 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,133 (panting) 343 00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:30,335 (groans, gasping) 344 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:34,740 (exhales) 345 00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,808 ♪ ♪ 346 00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:49,054 Hey. I know it's late, but, uh... 347 00:13:49,055 --> 00:13:51,323 you want to meet up? 348 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,592 ZOEY: Hello, Mr. Lion. 349 00:13:53,593 --> 00:13:55,227 TED: "Look on my works, 350 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:58,930 ye mighty, and despair"" 351 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:03,068 Hey, I met you right... 352 00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,538 (laughs) 353 00:14:06,539 --> 00:14:07,756 ...here. 354 00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:09,458 Right. And I mistook you 355 00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:11,259 for a prostitute right... 356 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,211 here. 357 00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:14,880 As far as you know, I still could be one. 358 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:15,914 Ah. And you, 359 00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:18,300 my good man, have run up quite a tab. 360 00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:25,423 Worth every penny. 361 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,860 (sighs): All right... 362 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,312 this was fun. 363 00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:34,900 I'm gonna take this cab. 364 00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:36,601 Big day tomorrow. 365 00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:38,570 We need to get some sleep. 366 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,343 And yet... 367 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,113 No, we should get some sleep. 368 00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:50,248 But this was fun. 369 00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:51,616 Yeah. 370 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:53,451 It's nice getting one last look 371 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:55,487 to remember what we're trying to save. 372 00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:58,824 Exactly. 373 00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:00,859 You okay? 374 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,727 Yeah. Good night. 375 00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:07,499 HORVATH: Mr. Mosby, I'm going to ask you one last time. 376 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,101 Should The Arcadian be a landmark? 377 00:15:11,971 --> 00:15:14,573 No, it shouldn't be a landmark. 378 00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:15,507 (audience gasps) 379 00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:16,541 There are a lot 380 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,243 of important buildings in New York. 381 00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:20,045 The Arcadian isn't one of them. 382 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:25,851 E-Excuse me, 383 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,485 I have a question for Mr. Mosby. 384 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:28,870 If he doesn't think 385 00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:32,791 The Arcadian's worth saving, then whose voice is this? 386 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,393 TED (on recorder): The Arcadian should be a landmark. 387 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,828 It should. 388 00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:39,865 The lion head stonework is iconic. 389 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,100 I hate working for GNB. 390 00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:43,335 They're a bunch of... 391 00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:45,337 wieners and gonads. 392 00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:46,171 (all gasp) 393 00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,372 Oh, heavens! 394 00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:49,074 My stars! 395 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,976 Is that your voice, Mr. Mosby? 396 00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:57,983 Yeah, that's me. 397 00:16:02,924 --> 00:16:04,891 This is a nightmare. I can't believe 398 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,955 she kept that tape. 399 00:16:05,956 --> 00:16:06,923 The LPC's gonna 400 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,591 come back with a decision tomorrow, 401 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,859 and based on today... 402 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,627 They're gonna landmark the hell out of that place. 403 00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:13,963 Yeah. We'll end up out of a job, 404 00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:18,568 all thanks to some stupid, only sort of awesome lion head. 405 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,370 Better get used to that lion head. 406 00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:24,307 As of tomorrow, it's gonna be there till the end of times. 407 00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:27,143 And all because of my sweet, sweet rhymes. 408 00:16:28,646 --> 00:16:30,914 What are we gonna do? 409 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:36,486 We should buy a bar. BARNEY: We should totally buy a bar! 410 00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,154 We should absolutely totally buy a bar! 411 00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,823 It's really the only sensible idea right now. 412 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,124 MARSHALL: Oh, oh, and ready? 413 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,492 It's a theme bar. 414 00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:43,526 TED: Mm! 415 00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,561 It's a courtroom. 416 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,613 Yes! Ah! 417 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,799 Where the bartenders wear sexy judges' robes. 418 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,434 I'll allow it! 419 00:16:51,435 --> 00:16:53,837 The only court where you show up, then get served. 420 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,837 Ho! 421 00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:57,107 You're judged by a jury of your beers. 422 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,024 That's not bad. 423 00:16:58,025 --> 00:16:59,042 Just stop it! 424 00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,110 No one's buying a bar. 425 00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:01,695 Right now we have a little problem. 426 00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:03,513 Let's just think of a solution. 427 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,482 Lily, it's over. 428 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,150 The good guys lost. 429 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,819 I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical. 430 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,889 If there is a plan that'll get us out of this, 431 00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,992 it's somewhere inside this butter churn. 432 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,128 She'll think of it. 433 00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:20,930 I'm just gonna sit here... 434 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,882 and watch it happen. 435 00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:26,970 And she's got it! 436 00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,555 Lily, what's the plan? 437 00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:31,207 (groans) Oh, this ought to be good. 438 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,343 And then Lily told us her plan. 439 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,346 Oh, this is good! 440 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,281 We have to find Arthur right now. 441 00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:40,016 (shudders) 442 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,852 What is so difficult about this?! 443 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,554 Tugboat figured this out in, like, five minutes. 444 00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,289 This is bush league! 445 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,557 BARNEY: Hey, Arthur! 446 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,559 Oh, cute dog! 447 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,362 No! Tugboat, my other dog, that was a cute dog. 448 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,865 This little disappointment is nothing but a cheap facsimile. 449 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,133 I said it! 450 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:58,735 Yeah, my love is reserved for dogs 451 00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:00,603 that go to the bathroom on command 452 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,605 instead of wasting my time! 453 00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:05,442 BARNEY: Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife 454 00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:09,279 has an idea for how we can save not saving The Arcadian. 455 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,630 Oh, his wife has an idea. 456 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,215 Let me tell you about wives, okay? 457 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,634 They leave you and take your best friend with them. 458 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,885 You're not Tugboat! 459 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,455 You'll never be Tugboat! 460 00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:22,559 (stammers, pants): Uh... 461 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,926 Hey, Arthur? 462 00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:35,121 I guess this one's kind of cute or whatever. 463 00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:39,075 So... so what's the idea? 464 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,045 Okay, first hear my demands. One, 465 00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,447 Ted and Barney keep their jobs. 466 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,150 Two, when you guys do finally blow up The Arcadian, 467 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:49,252 one of them gets to push the button. 468 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,254 Dibs. Dibs. 469 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,173 Fine! What's the idea? 470 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,024 Well... Kids, for legal reasons, 471 00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,060 I have to skip this part of the story 472 00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:58,795 and jump ahead to the next night, 473 00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,296 as the Landmarks Preservation Commission 474 00:19:00,297 --> 00:19:01,531 gave their verdict. 475 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,532 Last night, 476 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,200 this committee took a vote, 477 00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:07,837 and while we have all felt from the very beginning that 478 00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,205 The Arcadian is, 479 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,841 (chuckles): well, an eyesore... 480 00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:15,044 Mr. Mosby's surprising testimony 481 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,113 about the lion's head stonework 482 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,049 left us no choice but to declare it... 483 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,784 a landmark. 484 00:19:23,387 --> 00:19:25,455 (gavel pounding) 485 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:29,259 But then, something else happened last night. 486 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,294 That same lion's head 487 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,495 stonework... 488 00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:35,398 (electric tool whirring) 489 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:36,366 ...disappeared. 490 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,935 (audience gasps) So... 491 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,638 that makes our job a little easier. 492 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,339 Motion denied. 493 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,607 (gavel pounds) 494 00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:48,211 (preservationists groan, GNB people applaud and cheer) 495 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,117 Zoey... 496 00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:55,351 Zoey! 497 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:59,122 All right, what do you have to say for yourself? 498 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:00,723 (sighs) 499 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,125 I don't know. 500 00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:05,562 Sometimes... things have to fall apart 501 00:20:05,563 --> 00:20:08,765 to make way for better things. 502 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,409 We're done here. 503 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,110 == ReSync by jacobian == == for 720p Web-DL @hdbits.org ==