1
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These egg whites aren't bad.
I don't miss the yolk at all.

2
00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,597
Agreed. They don't add anything
to the egg experience.

3
00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,869
Except maybe texture, color and flavor.

4
00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:17,013
Well, this is a way better breakfast than,
say, a caramel Frappuccino and a doughnut.

5
00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,083
Oh, absolutely.

6
00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:22,915
Are we talking about the traditional
glazed doughnut or the more cakey kind?

7
00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:26,022
I'm talking about
the little mini chocolate ones.

8
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You can have one on each finger
and still hold a cup of coffee.

9
00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:35,034
You know, there's a Dunkin' Donuts
exactly one-point-two miles from here.

10
00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:39,803
One-point-two? And you know that how?

11
00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,373
I was going for my power walk,
wearing my pedometer.

12
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By the way, you can start smelling them
at point-eight.

13
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Okay, okay.
We have really gotta stop this.

14
00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:54,650
What? As long as we're sticking
to our diets, we can fantasize, right?

15
00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,619
The Snickers we shared in bed last night
was not a fantasy.

16
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Was to me.

17
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,152
Besides, it was just a fun size...

18
00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:06,264
...and we burned those calories off
right away, if you know what I mean.

19
00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,965
Technically, I burned those calories off.

20
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Yeah, but I was rooting you on.

21
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[MOLLY GlGGLES]

22
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And I appreciate that. But I'm gonna
be good until Victoria's birthday party.

23
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Then I'm gonna have a piece of cake
the size of my head.

24
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She didn't want a big deal
about her birthday.

25
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It's her 30th, it's a milestone
and we're all having cake.

26
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End of discussion.

27
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When I turned 30,
me and a couple of buddies went to Vegas...

28
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...and we hooked up with these two-for-one
coupons at an all-you-can-eat buffet...

29
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... had a nice dinner, went home early, didn't
do anything. I'll never forget that night.

30
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Morning.

31
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-You're just getting home?
-Yeah.

32
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After the club closed,
there was an after-party in the parking lot...

33
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...then an after-after-party
in the bouncer's pop-up camper.

34
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[YAWNS]

35
00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,312
Well, bong hit, bath and bed.

36
00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,693
Party for your sister.

37
00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,921
Good idea.

38
00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,775
I can't believe you ladies
have never seen The Godfather.

39
00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,182
I've tried to get Joyce to watch it.

40
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We always end up
watching some chick flick.

41
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And I'm not talking
the good girl-on-girl kind.

42
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[lMlTATES DON CORLEONE] Why don't you
make her an offer that she can't refuse?

43
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I did. I said, "lf I have to watch
Pretty Woman one more time...

44
00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:51,730
[lMlTATES DON CORLEONE]
...you're gonna sleep with the fishes."

45
00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,040
I love Pretty Woman.
It really makes being a hooker look like fun.

46
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BOTH:
Shh.

47
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BONASERA [OVER TV]:
I believe in America.

48
00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,673
America has made my fortune.

49
00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,909
I raised my daughter
in the American fashion.

50
00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,651
Who's this guy?

51
00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,152
Are you gonna talk
through the whole thing?

52
00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,722
Sorry. I wanted to know who that guy is.

53
00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,359
You're not supposed to know yet.

54
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Fine. I'll wait.

55
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BONASERA: I gave her freedom, but
I taught her never to dishonor her family.

56
00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:24,669
Did you remember to order the cake
for Victoria's birthday?

57
00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,403
I wanted to ask you, do you think
we should do cake or just cupcakes?

58
00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,169
Oh, cupcakes are a smart idea.

59
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You don't waste as much,
people can take them home if they want.

60
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This is the greatest movie ever
and all you're talking about is cupcakes.

61
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You know, now that I hear it out loud,
I think I'm back to cake.

62
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-Are you done?
-Sorry.

63
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BONASERA: --with another boyfriend.
They made her drink whiskey.

64
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Hey, what are you guys doing?

65
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Oh, just hanging out. You wanna join us?

66
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No, I don't wanna intrude.

67
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-Don't be silly. The more the merrier.
-Not so far.

68
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,644
Thank you for asking.

69
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:12,809
But you're doing a couples thing
and I don't wanna be the sixth wheel.

70
00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,454
A lost and lonely 30-year-old sixth wheel.

71
00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,221
Oh, goodness. You wanna go or should l?

72
00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,761
Maybe you should both go.

73
00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:32,163
I just figured by the time I turned 30,
I'd have a man in my life.

74
00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,637
Sweetie, you have nothing but men
in your life.

75
00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:40,503
No, I mean the same man
a bunch of nights in a row.

76
00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:43,745
Some folks call that a relationship.

77
00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,282
Yeah, one of those.

78
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So the bouncer in the pop-up camper,
probably not a long-term th-- Oh.

79
00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,459
[SOBBlNG]

80
00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,331
Oh, no. No, guys like that never are.

81
00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:05,460
Neither are guys who live in Winnebagos
or hotdog trucks.

82
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:07,463
Good to know.

83
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,407
You show up for a second date
and their whole house has disappeared.

84
00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,771
No note or nothing.

85
00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,506
Just an orange extension cord
hanging from the outlet...

86
00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,379
...and a half-eaten bun on the curb.

87
00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:24,546
Victoria, you shouldn't pin your happiness
on whether you have a man or not.

88
00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:28,151
Easy for you to say.
You've got a boyfriend.

89
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You want him? He's yours.
I gotta warn you, it's kind of a load.

90
00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,462
Yeah, but at least you have somebody
to be disappointed in.

91
00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,061
Listen, you've got--

92
00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,137
You gotta focus on
what makes you happy.

93
00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:49,170
You know, I mean, your job brings you
a lot of fulfillment, right?

94
00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,752
Well, putting makeup on dead people
is okay.

95
00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,654
But as a rule, they don't give you a lot
of pats on the back.

96
00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:01,718
Hey, I don't get a lot of attaboys
as a teacher either.

97
00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:06,593
But I know if I'm reaching just one kid,
then I'm truly making a difference.

98
00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,960
Just one kid.

99
00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,332
-That's so great.
-lt is.

100
00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,407
It's just all in how you choose
to look at it.

101
00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,536
You're telling me I should have a baby.

102
00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:25,378
Uh.... Mom!

103
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Coming! Anyway,
Victoria's always been my fragile one.

104
00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,851
It all started when she was 5 years old
and I lost her at the zoo.

105
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Not entirely my fault.

106
00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,688
I mean, if they're gonna sell beer there,
mistakes will be made.

107
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I think you should go talk to her.

108
00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,537
Ugh. What's going on?

109
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She wants to have a baby and she sent me
down here to ask Mike for sperm.

110
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You lovingly declined.

111
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,106
Oh, thank you, because I never know
what to say in those situations.

112
00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,311
Let's go, Vince.
If you're gonna be her stepdaddy...

113
00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:04,923
...you're gonna have to start chiming in
with some fatherly advice.

114
00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,184
Jeez,
I just wanted a nice, quiet evening...

115
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,057
...watching a bunch of goombahs
blast the crap out of each other.

116
00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,335
DON CORLEONE: Why did you go to the
police? Why didn't you come to me first?

117
00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,969
So who's this guy?

118
00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,799
Sweetheart, raising a child
is a lot of responsibility.

119
00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:27,912
There's dressing them and feeding them--

120
00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,605
And not losing them in Monkeyville.

121
00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,485
I was hammered. Give me a break.

122
00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,849
I just feel like I've got so much to give
and nobody to give it to.

123
00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,755
You ever think about pole dancing?

124
00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,160
Vince, what's the matter with you?

125
00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,163
Hey, it's good money, great exercise...

126
00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:51,895
...and she's bringing happiness to a room
full of sad and lonely degenerates.

127
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:53,829
[SOBS]

128
00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,871
I think what Vince is trying to say...

129
00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,671
...is that maybe this is not a good time
for you to have a baby.

130
00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:03,247
No, what Vince is trying to say
is that you've got a rocking bod...

131
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,146
...and you should take advantage of it
before you hit 40...

132
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,844
...and your jugs become wind chimes.

133
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,558
Mom, make him stop talking.

134
00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,955
Vince, get out of here
and go watch your movie.

135
00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,996
Hey, she could push it to 45
if she sleeps in a support bra...

136
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,930
-...and stays off the trampoline.
-Out!

137
00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:28,404
Here, take this up to my sister.
It'll make her feel better.

138
00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,735
Oh, man. Why are you doing this to me?

139
00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,309
You'll be fine.

140
00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,345
You got a backup
if I accidentally eat this on the stairs?

141
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,142
Go.

142
00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:41,819
Just so you know, if she asks for my sperm,
I'm trading her straight-up for this bad boy.

143
00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,761
Oh, hey, I was just bringing a little treat
for Victoria.

144
00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,767
Oh, good. I need a drink.

145
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,566
It's funny, I was schnockered
when she was conceived...

146
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:05,040
...and now it's the only way
I can carry on a conversation with her.

147
00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:11,777
Hey, there. Molly made a little treat for you
and I didn't eat any of it.

148
00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,246
-That's so sweet of her.
-Yep.

149
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,589
Can I have it?

150
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,518
Oh, right, right.

151
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,060
Ever since I was a little girl...

152
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,133
... if I was feeling sad,
she'd make me a hot fudge sundae...

153
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,236
...with three Oreos hidden on the bottom.

154
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,668
They're still there. You can count them.

155
00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:40,801
Want me to leave you alone with that?
Turn off the light? That's how I usually do it.

156
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,776
Mike, what gives your life meaning?

157
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,578
Oh, boy.

158
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:51,556
There was a time when I would've had
a glossy photo of that sundae in my locker.

159
00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,753
I'm serious.

160
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,862
Well, I know for me,
my job gives me a lot of satisfaction.

161
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:02,399
Every day, I look forward to putting on
the uniform and strapping on the side-arm...

162
00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,002
...and serving the people that
I'm sworn to protect.

163
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,504
So helping people makes you happy?

164
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,302
Yeah, and feeling like
I'm a part of something important.

165
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,342
You know, something bigger than me.

166
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,973
Oh, my God.

167
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,810
It's all so clear to me now.

168
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,646
-Really?
-Yes.

169
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,584
-It's obvious what I have to do.
-What's that?

170
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,020
I'm gonna join the Army.

171
00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,554
Molly!

172
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:40,465
One hot beef and cheese sandwich
with curly fries and strawberry shake.

173
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,340
And one can of tuna.

174
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,204
-Thank you.
-While you enjoy that...

175
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,109
... I'll get your scratching post
and squeaky mouse.

176
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,146
I hope he gets fat someday.

177
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,153
I'm proud of you. You've been showing
a lot of self-control lately.

178
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,488
Yesterday Molly had me take her sister
a hot fudge sundae and I didn't eat one bite.

179
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,222
I had time alone with it too.
She never would've known.

180
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,730
They never do.
Nobody at the station figured out...

181
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,960
...why the jelly doughnuts were sucked dry
before the box was open.

182
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,764
That's just pulling a fire alarm...

183
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:16,533
...and when no one's looking,
jamming the straw into the jelly reservoir.

184
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,344
Well, it's brilliant. You're like Foudini.

185
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,807
-Hey, guys.
-Hey, sweetie. What are you doing here?

186
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,474
Well, per your conversation
with Victoria...

187
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,553
...she decided to check out
the Army Recruiting Office...

188
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:33,590
-...and see if she could be all she could be.
-Turns out I can't.

189
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,858
I had no idea the Army was so strict.
The whole thing is just rules, rules, rules.

190
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,057
It's no wonder they're always fighting
with someone somewhere.

191
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,732
I will say,
you do make that uniform look very good.

192
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,498
Thank you.

193
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:52,303
Seriously, I've been standing at attention
since you walked through the door.

194
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,274
At ease, Carl.

195
00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:01,912
I just don't know if the United States Army
is ready for Private Victoria Flynn...

196
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,522
...and her two-gun salute.

197
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:08,721
You see, I'm just not a morning person
and they're all about that.

198
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:13,354
I don't even know
if my alarm clock has 0500 on it.

199
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:18,970
Yeah, and apparently they still have that
"don't ask, don't show up high" policy, so....

200
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,005
I'm disappointed
the Army wouldn't take me.

201
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,233
I look really hot in camouflage.

202
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,843
Yes, you do.

203
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,638
But black's really my color.

204
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,405
Me, too.

205
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:35,985
You know, nuns wear black
and they take anybody.

206
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,646
Come on, Victoria. You're being silly.

207
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,223
Hang on. May I point out...

208
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,657
...that you don't have to become a nun
to have a relationship with God.

209
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,956
-Carl.
-Uh--

210
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,325
Hey, I've found a lot of comfort
in my faith...

211
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,833
...without the unrealistic expectation
of celibacy.

212
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,402
Carl.

213
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,005
I could not walk this rocky path of life...

214
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,235
...without the tender guidance
of my sweet and powerful savior.

215
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,810
Carl.

216
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:05,750
-Can I walk on that path with you?
-Carl.

217
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,146
Take my hand
and we will walk it together.

218
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,486
-Oh, God.
-Oh, dear God.

219
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,285
Amen.

220
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,895
[LAUGHS]

221
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,329
Do you know how many games
I'm missing right now?

222
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,599
Suck it up. We're being supportive.

223
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,834
Do they serve wine before or just during?

224
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,104
It's a Baptist church.
They don't serve wine.

225
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,544
-So BYOB?
-There's no wine.

226
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:41,117
Well, then I have to ask myself,
"What would Jesus do?"

227
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,887
I think dude would go burn one
in the parking lot.

228
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,191
No. You already burned one in the car.

229
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,349
So glad you could make it, sister.

230
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,687
[LAUGHS]

231
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,556
-Brother Michael, Sister Molly.
-Dumb-ass Carl.

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After the service, join us in the rectory
for cake, pie and good Christian fellowship.

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-But no wine, right?
-Not on the premises.

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We could hit a liquor store
and drive to the beach.

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If the spirit moves you, I can baptize you
in the healing waters of Lake Michigan.

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-Did you happen to bring a white T-shirt?
-I'm afraid not.

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That's cool.
I got a few in the trunk of my car.

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Carlton, get your robe on and
take over the keyboard for Sister Shirese.

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She's sweating something fierce...

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...and the whole sanctuary smells
like Remy Martin.

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All right, Grandma. If you sit up close, you
can watch me work my magic on the organ.

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Get your perverted self in that sanctuary.

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What have I told you about trying
to use Jesus as your wingman?

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As we read in First Corinthians
chapter 13, verse 1 1 :

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-"When I was a child, I spoke like a child."
CROWD: Yes.

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HEYWOOD: "l thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child."

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CROWD:
Yes.

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HEYWOOD: "But when I became an adult,
I put an end to my childish ways."

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CROWD:
Yes.

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How much longer is this thing
gonna go on?

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-Shh.
-I'm hungry.

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You sure you don't have a cough drop
or a piece of gum?

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We ate before we left the house.

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Yeah, skim milk and puffed rice.
That's just food-shaped air.

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Could you guys be quiet? God's talking.

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Sweetie, you realize that man
is not actually God.

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I know.
It's one of his helpers, like Santa Claus.

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"l was hungry and you gave me food.

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I was thirsty and you gave me drink."

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I'm in hell.
You don't have anything to eat?

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I have two butter rum Life Savers.
You can have one of them.

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I knew you were holding out on me.

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Lying in the house of God. Real nice.

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And when you rest in the bosom
of the Lord, brothers and sisters...

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-...you shall be saved.
CROWD: Amen.

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When you walk with God, ha-ha-ha,
you will never walk alone...

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...for he is right there beside you,
keeping you on the path to righteousness.

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Oh, testify.

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You don't have
to have all the answers in life.

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You see,
because only the savior knows...

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...what this great journey has in store
for all of us.

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Trust in him, open your heart
and you shall be empty no more.

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And now let us welcome back
Sister Rosetta...

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...to lead us in our closing hymn.

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Stop. Now, let's go. That's enough.

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[ORGAN STARTS PLAYlNG]

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GRANDMA [SlNGlNG]:
Lord way down here

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ALL:
In this sinful world

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-No one can help us
ALL: But you Lord above

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Help me, Lord Jesus
Give me more grace

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GRANDMA: I need your power
ALL: To help me run this race

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Help me, Jesus
Help me, Jesus

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Help me, Jesus
Help me, Lord

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Beggin' you, Jesus
To help me run this race

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I don't need to give myself to a man
or have a baby or join the Army.

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-No, you don't.
-No, I need to give myself to God.

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-Well--
-Here I come, God.

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-Well, well, well, well
-Lord, way down here

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In this sinful world
No one can help us

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But you, Lord above

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Help me, Lord Jesus

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Give me your grace

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Good luck, Lord. This one's a handful.

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To help me win this race

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Help me, Jesus
Help me, Jesus

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Help me, Jesus
Help me, Lord

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Beggin' you, Jesus
Help me run this race

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MlKE:
Do we really have to wait for Victoria?

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Mike, it's her birthday.

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I'm just saying, I know how we can suck
the middle out this whole thing...

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...and she'd never know.

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Eat your rice cake.

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Blech.

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How long do you think
this religion thing is gonna stick?

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I don't know. Over the years, she's been
a Buddhist, an Orthodox Jew, a Rastafarian.

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And during a two-hour layover
at the Denver Airport, a Hare Krishna.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Well, you're a good sister
for being so supportive.

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I have been.
And it has been a long week.

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[SlGHS]

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Seriously, you can get the middle out
of this thing without her knowing?

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Thought you'd never ask.

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Oh.... Ha.

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Here, breathe through your nose.

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GRANDMA [SlNGlNG]: Oh, happy day
CHORUS [SlNGlNG]: Oh, happy day

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-Oh, happy day
-Oh, happy day

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-When Jesus washed
-When Jesus washed

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-Oh, when He washed
-When Jesus washed

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-When my Jesus washed
-When Jesus washed

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-My sins away
-Oh, happy day

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He taught me

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-He taught me how
-How

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To watch
Fight and pray

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-Fight and pray
-Fight and pray

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-Well, and he taught me how to live
-And he'll rejoice

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-Oh, Jesus
-And we will sing

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Every

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Every day

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Every day

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My.

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-Oh, happy day
-Oh, happy day

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-Oh, happy day
-Oh, happy day

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GRANDMA: When Jesus washed
CHORUS: When Jesus washed

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GRANDMA: Oh, when he washed
CHORUS: When Jesus washed

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GRANDMA:
When my Jesus washed

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CHORUS:
When Jesus washed

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GRANDMA: My sins away
CHORUS: Oh, happy day

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VlCTORlA: He taught me
He taught me

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-How
CHORUS: How

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