[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
BIKER 1: Nice shot, brother.
[BIKERS CHATTERING]
Hey, little muffin, how about you and me go for a moonlight ride?
No, thank you. I'm allergic to the stink of desperation.
Then you don't know what you're missing.
ODNARB: Step away... - Huh?
...from the lady.
What do we have here?
Seriously, what do we have here?
[LAUGHING]
We are The Wild Brood, human.
And this is our most terrifying leader...
...Odnarb the Powerful.
He demands that you vacate the premises immediately.
You want us to leave our own place?
In a word, yes.
[LAUGHING]
This road house is Spanker territory.
So unless you want a mouthful of Spanker--
Cool it, daddy.
We tried taking the high road, didn't we, Gabtraf?
Yes, we did indeed.
[SNAPS]
[GRUNTS]
BIKER 2: Go, man! BIKER 3: Come on!
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
BIKER 4: All right, boys, let's go spank somewhere else.
Now, that was some roaring good fun.
A round of cappuccinos for my orcs, and make them extra frothy.
[STAMMERING] Sure thing, buddy.
So you gonna be sticking around here for long?
We're headed down the coast to Crystal Cove for a little rest...
...and relaxation.
Crystal Cove. Ha.
Even the name sounds breakable.
The local clydes won't soon forget The Wild Brood, right brothers?
[LAUGHING]
ORCS [CHANTING]: Wild Brood. Wild Brood. Wild Brood. Wild Brood.
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SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Oh, ah, dee-lish.
I gotta hand it to you, mayor. Your decision to re-build the Tiki Tub...
...after it was destroyed by those humongonauts...
...shows true civic leadership.
Thank you, sheriff.
The residents of Crystal Cove were crying out...
...for kitschy Polynesian-based culture, and as their mayor, I am happy...
...to answer their call.
Besides, my son needs all the help he can get.
Oh, Freddy, this is such a romantic setting for our second date.
If you say so. All I know is since my dad owns the place we get free refills.
[DAPHNE SIGHS]
Meandering moleskins. It'll be a miracle if I ever see any grandkids.
Well, regardless, it's nice that we can spend some time together...
...all alone, isn't it?
Ha, ha. Yeah, it is, but where's the waiter? I'm starving.
Yeah. Me too.
Sit down, you two. Daphne and Fred deserve a little privacy.
Then why did Fred drag us along on this date if he wasn't gonna feed us?
VELMA: Shaggy, they can hear you.
- You invited them along? - Yeah. We're all friends, right?
And friends hang together, right?
Oh, Freddy, this was supposed to be our evening.
- Daphne. I didn't mean-- - Oh, look at that. I need a refill.
Zoinks! Ha, ha. Like, awkward.
Not at all like how the three of us get along.
- Huh, best buddies of mine? - That's right.
As a former boyfriend, you have officially lost...
...arms-around-the-shoulders privileges. Got it?
[MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING]
ALL: Huh?
- Huh? - What?
- Sheriff? - Don't worry, mayor.
Sheriff Bronson Stone has got this covered.
[SLURPS]
Hold it right there, leather-wearing creepy.
Per Section 741.B of the Crystal Cove bylaws...
...there are no monsters or monster-like creatures...
...allowed in public areas.
Unless tickets are being sold.
Right you are, mayor.
So why don't you and your friends go back to your caves, dungeons...
...or other dark places where your kind lurks?
Monsters? Is that what you squares think we are?
ALL: Yes.
Typical humans.
Hold up a mirror, Mr. and Mrs. Average Citizen...
...and you'll see a reflection of your own dark souls.
Wow, he's different.
The Wild Brood rejects your labels...
- ...and puts all of Crystal Clydes-- - It's Crystal Cove.
--on notice. The real monsters here are living inside of you.
- Inside us? - Zoinks!
BOTH: Where?
Hmm. Goodness. That was very poetical.
Why, thank you, miss.
Nice to know that someone around here gets me.
Daphne, are you okay? Get lost, you big creep.
Fred Jones, you apologize.
- We're cutting out of here, anyway. - Good.
The only question left is:
Would you like to come with us?
Well, I--
You know what? Yes.
- Yes, I would. - What?
- Velma, care to join me? - Delighted.
What?
- Daphne, you can't just go with them. - Thanks for the refill.
[SHAGGY YELLS]
[ODNARB PLAYING GUITAR AND SINGING]
Yes, listen, dear children And don't run away
This monster's a-beggin' Please hear what I say
There's love in my heart Even though I've got flaws
Yes, listen, dear children Don't run from my claws
- Ah. That was so beautiful. - Thanks.
You can have a firewall and all the anti-malware software ever made...
...and if Shaggy--I mean, if some idiot clicks on the wrong banner ad, boom.
Your desktop is bot-net central.
Ain't that the truth.
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
- Dang it. - What's wrong?
Stupid bike won't start.
Hmm. You got a torque wrench?
[CLANKING AND DAPHNE HUMMING]
Try it now.
[ENGINE STARTS]
ORCS: Ooh.
Yup. The timing was off just enough to make the whole engine misfire. Oh!
Velma, do you believe in love at first sight?
In your case...
...no.
Huh?
Hold it right there.
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
Uh, good morning?
That's enough of that sassy smart talk, young lady.
I got answers and I want some questions.
Wait, flip that.
- Questions about what? - Daphne, stop fighting us.
We're here to help you.
Uh, I'm not fighting you.
What has that monster done? I don't even know her.
Will someone tell me what's going on?
There was a break-in at the armory last night...
...and a very dangerous weapon was stolen.
We happen to know it was one of your monster-biker friends who did it.
Impossible. Velma and I were with them at their campsite...
...on the beach the whole time.
That's what I've been trying to tell them.
All of The Wild Brood stayed there the whole night.
You went camping with monsters?
I....
[WHIMPERS]
- Man down. - Fine. But I'll be watching you...
...and your tusked terrors from this point on.
Ready to pounce like a panther.
[GROWLS]
I'm in a closet.
Like, you went camping with monsters too?
Sure. They even gave me this.
Like, oh, boy.
[WHIMPERS]
STONE: Wow, there are a lot of shoes in here.
Man down again.
Well, looks like we've got ourselves another mystery to solve.
What?
The Wild Brood are obviously being framed.
- But the sheriff has evidence. - Which is why we have to see...
...if that evidence is real or fake. It's up to us to prove Odnarb innocent.
Or guilty.
STONE: I am seriously lost in here.
Like, maybe the guy that did that really hates using doors.
Here's the sheriff's evidence.
Whoever did this deactivated the building's security cameras.
Luckily, the gas station across the street had a camera running.
There's our man. Or should I say, orc?
And that jaunty cap he's wearing looks mighty familiar.
No. It can't be.
Odnarb would never do anything like this.
- Right? - Right.
The time on the tape matches when we were on the beach.
These footprints were made by the same kind of heavy boots...
...that The Wild Brood wear. Hello?
- What's this? - A clue?
It sure is. It's a napkin from Chen's Internet Cafe...
...and Tea House in China Town.
Crystal Cove has a China Town?
Chen, you are a grand master.
This crazy double-shot espresso kills, brother.
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, please, you are making me blush.
Now finish your drinks and get out. You are scaring my customers away.
[SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher?
No.
- See? I told you. Let's go. - Wait. What?
He just says no and you believe him?
Yes, his heart is true and pure.
My gratitude is yours, fair Daph.
Fair Daph?
Listen here, Tusky. Only I get to call her "Daph."
And I never say fair.
MR. E [ON COMPUTER]: Hello, Mystery Incorporated.
ALL: Mr. E.
MR. E: Looks like you could use a clue.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
What in the world is that?
FRED: It's some kind of dancing bug, I think.
Oh, oh, that's it.
Dancing bugs are behind all this.
Like, even I can tell it's a fish, Fred.
You're right. It does look like a fish.
A swordfish.
Hmm. There's an IP address on this napkin we found.
Perhaps the fish is trying to send us signals with its dance.
- Like a code. - Indeed.
That doesn't make any sense.
Oh, and dancing bugs do?
VELMA: If I can hack into the central mainframe....
I'm in.
[SHRIEKS]
Velma?
[SNIFFING]
Huh?
Well, that little dude's got a pointy nose, like a sword.
So maybe the clue is swordnose.
ALL: That's it.
Velma. The clue is swordnose.
Velma?
Scooby?
They're gone.
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
Clever. Figuring out that swordfish clue.
Little too clever for my taste.
- What do you want with us, shovel lips? - Do not mock me.
I have eldritch blood.
And sometimes I have a chick mustache.
Is there a point to this?
Since you're so gifted with computers...
...you're going to help me reroute a train through Crystal Cove.
- And if I don't? ORC: I drop the dog.
Okay.
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
Got it. No more demonstration needed.
Huh?
I can't hack the National Train Database...
...but from what I saw in the coffee shop, you can.
Wow, kind of ironic.
Yeah, ironic.
What does "ironic" mean?
It means here's the chance I've been waiting for to get Shaggy back.
All I have to do is refuse to help.
But there's no way I'm going to take it.
Even though you stole my boyfriend.
I'd never let anyone hurt you, Scooby-Doo.
[SCOOBY CHUCKLES]
Never a doubt, Velma.
You lost your boyfriend to a dog?
Just give me the laptop, toad skin.
[CLICKING AND BEEPING]
All done. Now let us go.
- Of course. See you. - Oh!
[SCREAMING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Can we go home now?
[WHIMPERS]
DAPHNE: Velma. SHAGGY: Scooby-Doo.
FRED: Where were you guys?
Interesting story.
What are they doing in there?
Conspicuous consumption of Euro-style coffee drinks.
We thought they'd kidnapped you. It's the best I could come up with.
It wasn't them. It was another monster biker.
Oh, come on. Another one?
Listen up, cats and chicks, for it appears we have an impostor.
And he made me route a train through Crystal Cove.
- Why? - I don't know...
...but it has something to do with Mr. E's clue.
- Like, you mean, swordnose? - No. Swordfish.
FRED: Oh. - Oh, yeah, that totally makes sense.
What is it, Odnarb?
Swordfish is a super-secret new video game platform.
It's being shipped on a guarded train for a big unveiling ceremony.
How do you know that?
Because we're the video game programmers who designed it.
Aah! Aah! Oh.
They're so--So geeky.
I don't understand. Why dress up like monsters?
Eh, we do it to blow off steam.
Our job can be very stressful.
So we tend to bury ourselves in alternate personas.
We also like the way crushed velvet...
...and cured animal hide feels against our skin.
Sometimes, when you're a geek...
...and it's all people see...
...it's better to wear a mask.
Phew. Thank you.
Wait, so you're not really noble monsters?
You're just ordinary video game nerds?
- Ha, ha! Awesome. DAPHNE: Hmph.
I mean, uh, hey, gang, we've got a train to catch.
[HORN HONKING]
There it is.
[ALL YELLING]
Crazy driving there, Frederick.
Thanks, and it's "Fred." Unless we're dating, then it's "Freddy."
Look. There he is.
- Let's get him. - Hey. I was gonna say that.
[GUARDS GROANING]
BOTH: Ooh.
SHAGGY: The Swordfish game console.
BOTH: Shiny.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Those are brain-melting bunker busters.
[SHAGGY & SCOOBY GULP]
Good tip.
Where's the engineer?
DAPHNE: Over here. ENGINEER: Uh....
He's not going to be much help. Look.
FRED: Sorry, Odnarb. I got this one.
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
The brake. Foog, pull that lever.
Oops.
[ODNARB GRUNTING]
[ALL CHEER]
That was close.
Okay. Let's see who was trying to give The Wild Brood a bad name.
[IN UNISON] Another geek?
[IN UNISON] Maxwell?
Like, who's Maxwell?
He works in the copy room at our gaming company.
- Maxwell, why? - Why?
I'll tell you why.
You all thought you were so cool.
You never let me join in the beta testing of any of your new video games.
No, I was just the lowly copy boy.
So I sought my revenge.
I made a Wild Brood costume of my own.
From that point on, all I had to do was steal a rocket launcher...
...hack a computer to divert the train, reroute said train...
...board the train from a moving motorcycle...
...defeat the train's security, blow up the bridge the train was on...
...which would cause the console...
...to be destroyed in a train wreck, ruining your careers...
...and hopefully giving rise to my own in the process.
Simple.
Dude, seriously?
Overkill, huh?
Well, it might have worked if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Am I right?
SHAGGY: Uh, no. VELMA: No. Don't think so.
SHAGGY: No, not really. MAXWELL: Aw.
And keep that mask on. You geeks freak me out without them.
[SIREN WAILING]
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You tried to do a very brave thing.
No, Odnarb was the brave one. He saved us all.
Go ahead. Hang with him, Daph.
[FRED SIGHS]
We've got to get back to our render farm, but I was thinking....
Maybe one last ride? I'll let you hang on to my jacket.
It's genuine elf thigh.
Aw, no, thanks, Od. You're awesome with all your deep thoughts...
...and poetical nobility and stuff.
But my heart has always been with Freddy.
Yes. In your face, Odnarb, or whoever you are.
She digs me.
She digs me!
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