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So here's what
you missed on Glee:
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Prom's coming up, and Quinn's
desperate to win queen
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so she can hold on to Finn,
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who still sort of
has eyes for Rachel.
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But Zizes also wants to be
queen, and Puck's up for king,
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and Karofsky and Santana
want to win, too,
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'cause they both got
a secret they'd like to keep.
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Have you ever heard
of the term "beards"?
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Artie and Brittany
were BF and GF,
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but he got mad
and said she was stupid,
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and now they're not
BF and GF.
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You were the only person
at this school
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that never called me that.
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Can you believe that?
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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(bell ringing)
Hi, everyone.
It's junior prom minus six days
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here at McKinley,
and today I'm joined
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by Junior Prom King candidate,
Noah Puckerman.
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I prefer Puck.
So, Noah, can
I get a comment
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on the recent poll number that
put the Fabray/Hudson ticket
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ten points above
you and Zizes--
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AKA the "Road Warriors."
We're still ahead of
Santana and Karofsky
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by half a point, so
our campaign strategy
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is to close the gap
using a combination
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of intimidation
and fear.
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Awesome and classy.
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One more question-- this one
was e-mailed in by a fan.
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"Where does Lauren
keep your balls?"
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What?
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I'm sure you've heard
the word on the street
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that you've been
neutered by Ms. Zizes.
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That she's the one who wears
the pants in the relationship.
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Shut up or I'll beat your ass.
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(trembling): I'm not scared--
I've been hit by a girl before.
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This is JBI
signing off.
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Tune in tomorrow when
we'll be interviewing
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frontrunner Quinn Fabray.
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Hubba hubba.
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(bell ringing)
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Synced By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I have some bad news.
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Oh, William,
I'm devasted--
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positively horny
with grief.
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As a going-away present,
here's a spray bottle
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of I Can't Believe
It's Not Butter
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to keep that head-merken
looking buttery fresh.
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No, no. Junior prom
is in one week
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and my favorite
band cancelled.
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What band?
Air Supply, William.
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So I'm inviting
my next favorite group:
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The New Directions.
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Nope. No way.
Um...
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I agree. I mean,
normally we would jump
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at the chance to
perform, but...
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I mean, we've got Nationals
in three weeks,
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which means that we have
a lot of rehearsals
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and a lot of taffy to sell,
just so we can afford the trip.
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William, this glass is half-full
of dreams for all of us.
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I have decided
to give all the money
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to the Glee Club that I was
going to pay Air Supply!
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So that's $400
right there for you.
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I won't allow it--
I'm prom coordinator,
and I was not consulted.
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Each year I honor the prom
with a bowl of my family's
secret punch recipe,
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made all the more meaningful
to me because it's
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the punch bowl my
grandmother drowned in.
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And, each year, that
punch bowl is spiked.
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Such lawlessness will
only be encouraged
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when being screeched at
by that Glee Club!
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Sue, it is not
a discussion!
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We are in the lurch!
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Fine. Well, then let me
take this opportunity
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to make a request.
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William, I have in my
Spanks, at all times,
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a list of the
worst songs
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ever performed
by the Glee Club.
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And I would appreciate it
if you would not reprise
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any of the
following numbers.
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Number one,
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"Run, Joey, Run."
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You should literally
apologize to America
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for that one.
Number two,
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The ingenius mash-up
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of "Crazy in Love"
and "Hair."
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Now, I know you
must have been
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pretty tired when you
put that baby together.
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If you'll excuse me.
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We'll see you
at the prom, butt chin.
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(bell ringing)
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I've been to Ann Taylor Loft,
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Filene's Basement
and, like, six Forever 21s,
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and I cannot find
a dress that fits.
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I'm gonna be forced
to make my own dress for prom.
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BRITANNY: Don't.
You'll seem poor.
SANTANA:
You're up for queen.
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You can't make
your own prom dress.
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Prom is, like, our Oscars.
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It's seriously, like,
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the most important
night of our lives.
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What about
getting married?
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Oh, you can get married
as many times as you want.
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You only have one shot
at your junior prom.
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What are you guys
talking about?
Prom dresses.
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Thank God I don't have
to worry about that.
I'm not going.
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Why not?
'Cause nobody's asked me.
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All right, guys-- prom.
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Please tell me we're not
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doing songs about prom.
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Nope. We are the prom.
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Figgins has asked
us to perform.
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Let's do
"Run, Joey, Run."
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Now, I know this
isn't ideal with
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Nationals coming up,
but we really don't
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have a choice.
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And we could
really use the money.
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But I know that prom is a
special rite of passage.
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I'm gonna make sure
that all of you guys
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get a chance to enjoy
the dance, too.
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So, we're gonna stagger
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the performances
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so that each and
every one of you
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has a lot of time to
dance with your dates.
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Excuse me.
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Is she okay?
Mercedes doesn't have
a date for prom.
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So? I don't have a date.
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I'm just going to dance, and
then all your dates are
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gonna ignore you and come
dance with me, so...
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your dates are really my dates.
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KURT:
I'm gonna go talk
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to Mercedes.
No. Let me.
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Hey.
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You know, I don't have
a date to prom, either.
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You know, I know that
I talk a good game
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about not needing
a man, and I don't.
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I just really wanted to
take a date to the prom.
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I want the dress...
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and the guy...
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and the damn corsage.
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Somebody... somebody
still may ask you.
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It's this Saturday.
You know...
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I just wanted to
be Cinderella...
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just for one night.
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One night where
a guy would...
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would look at me under those
corny crepe paper streamers
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and say... "You
look so beautiful."
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And then he'd...
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grab my hand and
ask me to dance.
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Isn't that what prom
is supposed to be about?
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You're not gonna go
to prom alone.
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You'll go with me.
That's even more
depressing.
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I have a plan.
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Give me your hand.
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Blaine Warbler...
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will you go
to junior prom with me?
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Prom?
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It'll be the social event
of the season.
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You don't want
to go to prom with me?
No, no,
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of course, of course
I want to go with you.
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It's just...
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(sighs)
Prom.
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What about prom, Blaine?
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At my old school
there was a Sadie Hawkins Dance,
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and... I had just come out,
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so I asked a
friend of mine,
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the only other gay
guy in the school,
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and while we were waiting
for his dad to pick us up...
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these three guys...
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um...
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...beat the living crap
out of us.
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I...
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm-I'm out and I'm proud
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and all that--
this is just
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a little bit of a sore spot.
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This is perfect.
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You couldn't face up
to the bullies at your school,
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so you can do it at mine.
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We could do it
together.
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But I have to say, Blaine,
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that if it makes you feel
uncomfortable at all,
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then we'll just
forget about prom.
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We'll go to a movie instead.
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I am crazy about you.
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So I'll take that as a yes?
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Yes.
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Yes, you and I are
going to the prom.
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Mm, mm!
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Is this a surprise
party or something?
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Because my birthday
was last week.
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It-it was?
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Um, no.
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Mercedes and I, we have
a proposition for you.
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We were wondering
if you'd like to go
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to prom with us.
Kind of like a...
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a three-way date, but
not the dirty kind.
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(chuckles): That sounds great,
but I can't afford to take
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one girl to the prom; I don't
know how I'm gonna take two.
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What's this?
Our prom budget.
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You're gonna have to borrow
a suit from your dad,
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and we're gonna buy
five-dollar dresses
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down at the Goodwill,
and make our own corsages
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out of flowers from
my mom's garden.
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And we can walk to prom
and then use what's left
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to get the $8.99
all-you-can-eat
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pasta special at Breadstix.
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But, you know, the $20, it's
not charity, it's a loan.
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So... you'll go with us?
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It would be an honor.
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Yes!
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(all laughing)
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Ladies, I appreciate
you welcoming me
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into the sacred inner sanctum
that is the prom gown dry run.
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Why did we decide
to include Kurt?
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Because getting
a look past him is like
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getting a thumbs up
from Joan and Melissa Rivers.
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It just might goose
our pre-prom buzz factor.
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I look like
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a lemon meringue pie.
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I think you look delicious.
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Don't despair.
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Nobody bigger
than a size two
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looks good in a prom dress.
I mean, they're practically
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designed to make us
look awkward.
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I think
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the color is wrong.
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KURT:
Let's go navy, hm?
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It's chic and slimming.
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Duly noted.
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KURT: Agree? Agree?
Oh, my God.
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It's brilliant.
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Absolutely.
Next.
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(Kurt gasps)
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I knew it. Fashion.
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Devil in a red dress.
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Perfect, and it's
totally appropriate
for your personality.
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I have no criticisms.
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Go with God, Satan. Santana.
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Now, if you ladies'll excuse me,
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I have to pull options
for my own prom outfit.
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Wait, so you're
going? Stag?
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That's just tragic.
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Yes, I'm going, and not alone.
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With Blaine.
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(gasping, squealing)
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Congratulations!
That's amazing!
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Ladies, if
you'll excuse me,
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I have a private fashion
question for Kurt.
Okay.
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So, Kurt,
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I think that you need
a full security detail,
which the Bully Whips
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and I would be more than
happy to provide you with.
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You know, like the
Hell's Angels when
the Rolling Stones
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the Rolling Stones
performed at
Altamont Speedway.
253
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I think that went off
without a hitch.
254
00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,134
And why would you do that?
255
00:09:01,185 --> 00:09:02,936
Because I'll get sympathy
votes for prom queen.
256
00:09:02,987 --> 00:09:05,572
I'll be, like,
the law-and-order
Eva Peron candidate.
257
00:09:05,639 --> 00:09:06,856
Grimace and Stretch Marks
258
00:09:06,924 --> 00:09:08,174
won't stand a chance.
259
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(bell rings)
260
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PUCK: So, since you
don't have a date
261
00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:16,816
to the prom now,
I was hoping you could
262
00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,418
help me out with
Operation Punch and Judy.
263
00:09:18,485 --> 00:09:19,669
Every year
at McKinley,
264
00:09:19,754 --> 00:09:21,738
they crown a king and
queen at the prom,
265
00:09:21,806 --> 00:09:23,573
but there's
a shadow world--
a dark community
266
00:09:23,641 --> 00:09:25,959
of trouble makers that
crown the prom anti-king.
267
00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:28,795
And you're planning
on that being you?
268
00:09:28,846 --> 00:09:30,347
My street cred's in the gutter.
269
00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:32,498
If I actually win
Prom King with Lauren,
I'll never be able
270
00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:33,850
to rebuild my reputation
271
00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,668
as a lovable but
dangerous miscreant.
272
00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,437
I have to spike Coach
Sylvester's punch.
273
00:09:37,504 --> 00:09:39,472
What does this
have to do with me?
274
00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:41,474
I'm prime suspect number one.
275
00:09:41,525 --> 00:09:44,227
Coach Sylvester won't let me
within ten feet of that bowl.
276
00:09:44,312 --> 00:09:45,812
When she grabs me,
277
00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:48,365
I'll create a diversion
with my sweet dance moves.
278
00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,734
She'll be mesmerized,
hypnotized by my love dance.
279
00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:52,819
That's when you'll
sneak in behind us
280
00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,738
and pour a bottle of gin
in the bowl.
281
00:09:54,822 --> 00:09:56,072
Awesome, right?
282
00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:57,540
So are you in?
283
00:09:57,625 --> 00:10:00,076
As my ass-istant bad-ass?
Look,
284
00:10:00,161 --> 00:10:01,578
I'm... I'm sorry.
285
00:10:01,662 --> 00:10:03,046
While I admire
286
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,715
your bad-boy villainy
and, yes, long for the day
287
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,467
when I am similarly cool,
288
00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:09,669
I just, I don't think
spiking the prom hooch
289
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,721
will impress
Brittany enough.
290
00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:13,890
There's got to be
a surefire way
291
00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:16,876
for her to both forgive me
and accept my prom proposal.
292
00:10:16,927 --> 00:10:19,879
(bell ringing)
There's got to be.
293
00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:22,849
Oh, members of the Audio-Visual
Club, I may possibly
294
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,317
sing this song
at prom,
295
00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:26,853
and when I'm done rehearsing,
I'd like your feedback.
296
00:10:26,904 --> 00:10:29,689
Tell me if I was brilliant
or simply outstanding.
297
00:10:33,727 --> 00:10:35,845
♪ There's a fire ♪
298
00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:38,248
♪ Starting in my heart ♪
299
00:10:38,315 --> 00:10:40,383
♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
300
00:10:40,451 --> 00:10:42,619
♪ And it's bringing me
out the dark ♪
301
00:10:42,703 --> 00:10:44,421
JESSIE:
♪ Finally ♪
302
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:46,956
♪ I can see you crystal clear ♪
303
00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:51,911
♪ Go ahead and sell me out
and I'll lay your ship bare ♪
304
00:10:51,962 --> 00:10:53,380
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ See how ♪
305
00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:56,850
♪ I leave with
every piece of you ♪
306
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,251
♪ Don't underestimate ♪
307
00:10:58,302 --> 00:11:00,136
♪ The things that I will do ♪
308
00:11:00,221 --> 00:11:02,222
♪ There's a fire ♪
309
00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:05,425
♪ Starting in my heart ♪
310
00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:07,761
♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
311
00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:10,763
♪ And it's bringing me
out the dark ♪
312
00:11:10,815 --> 00:11:14,784
♪ The scars of your love
remind me of us ♪
313
00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:19,656
♪ They keep me thinking
that we almost had it all ♪
314
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,875
♪ The scars of your love ♪
315
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,711
♪ They leave me breathless ♪
316
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,612
♪ I can't help feeling ♪
317
00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:28,448
BOTH:
♪ We could have had it all ♪
318
00:11:28,499 --> 00:11:30,467
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
319
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,152
♪ Never had met me ♪
320
00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:34,921
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
321
00:11:34,972 --> 00:11:37,056
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ You had my heart ♪
322
00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:41,428
♪ Inside of your hand ♪
♪ You're gonna wish
you never had met me ♪
323
00:11:41,479 --> 00:11:43,480
♪ And you played it ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
324
00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:46,566
♪ To the beat ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
325
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,851
♪ Throw your soul ♪
326
00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:51,471
♪ Through every open door ♪
327
00:11:51,522 --> 00:11:55,692
♪ Count your blessings
to find what you look for ♪
328
00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:58,244
♪ Turn my sorrow ♪
329
00:11:58,312 --> 00:12:00,580
♪ Into treasured gold ♪
330
00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:05,034
♪ Pay me back in kind
and reap just what you've sown ♪
331
00:12:05,119 --> 00:12:07,337
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
332
00:12:07,421 --> 00:12:09,589
BOTH: ♪ Yeah, we could have
had it all ♪
♪ Never had met me ♪
333
00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:12,825
♪ Tears are gonna fall,
rolling in the deep ♪
334
00:12:12,877 --> 00:12:15,762
♪ We could have had it all ♪
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
335
00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:18,598
♪ Never had met me ♪
♪ It all, it all ♪
336
00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:20,300
♪ It all ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
337
00:12:20,351 --> 00:12:22,635
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
338
00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:26,723
♪ You could have had it all ♪
♪ You're gonna wish
you never had met me ♪
339
00:12:26,807 --> 00:12:29,893
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
340
00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:32,678
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ You had my heart ♪
341
00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:36,015
♪ Inside of your hand ♪
♪ You're gonna wish
you never had met me ♪
342
00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:39,118
♪ And you played and you played
and you played ♪
343
00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:41,204
♪ And you played it ♪
344
00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:44,574
♪ To the beat. ♪
345
00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:45,692
(sighs)
346
00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,077
It's good to see you
again, Rachel.
347
00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:53,516
Jessie... what are
you doing here?
348
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:54,751
I mean, how was
I supposed to know
349
00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:55,985
that I was actually
supposed to show up
350
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,353
to those other classes
at school?
351
00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:59,489
I was majoring
in show choir.
352
00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:01,374
I just assumed
it would be like at Carmel
353
00:13:01,442 --> 00:13:03,009
and the school would get
some Asian kid
354
00:13:03,077 --> 00:13:05,261
to take math and English
and scientific for me.
355
00:13:05,346 --> 00:13:07,313
That's awful.
356
00:13:07,381 --> 00:13:09,265
I came back
to see you, Rachel.
357
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:17,323
What I did to you...
that's my one great regret.
358
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:21,194
Yeah, it was kind of weird.
359
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:23,246
One day you were telling
me that you loved me
360
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,747
and then you were
inexplicably throwing eggs
361
00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:25,865
at my head the next.
362
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:29,002
I know, I know.
363
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,236
I traded love
364
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,990
for a fourth consecutive
national championship.
365
00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:36,125
It was a bum deal.
366
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,344
For a first, maybe,
but for a fourth, no way.
367
00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:41,347
I've come
to make amends.
368
00:13:45,469 --> 00:13:47,270
So what are you doing
for prom?
369
00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:55,879
So I heard a nasty rumor
that Jessie St. James
is back in town
370
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,381
and I also heard that he
is going to be your date.
371
00:13:58,432 --> 00:13:59,749
No, he's joining
372
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,185
Mercedes and Sam and I
on our prom on a budget.
373
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:04,253
He's going to be in town
for a while, though,
374
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:05,722
so I'm not sure what's
going to come of it.
375
00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:07,107
I just--
I don't trust him.
376
00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:08,892
Don't you remember what he did
to you, how awful he was?
377
00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:11,111
You can't tell me
what to do anymore, okay?
378
00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,146
If I want to date Jessie,
or anyone for that matter,
379
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:15,565
it stopped being your business
when you broke up with me.
380
00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:16,816
I-I still care about you.
381
00:14:19,704 --> 00:14:22,438
Look, all I ask is
that whoever I choose,
382
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,940
that you be
as supportive of me
383
00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:25,742
as I have been of you
and Quinn, even though
384
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,794
I'm dying every day
inside about it.
385
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:33,500
You know, I don't even want to
go to the stupid prom anymore.
386
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:34,968
Quinn has got
me handing out
387
00:14:35,052 --> 00:14:36,285
pens with our names on them.
388
00:14:36,337 --> 00:14:37,670
Where's the dignity?
389
00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:40,640
And I hate renting those
tuxes, and the corsage--
390
00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,008
I know I'm going to
pick the wrong one
391
00:14:42,093 --> 00:14:43,643
and then Quinn's going
to be all pissed off
392
00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:47,147
and her mom's going
to look at me like...
Hey, just...
393
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:48,598
just get her
something simple--
394
00:14:48,649 --> 00:14:50,683
a wrist corsage.
395
00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:52,102
Girls like Quinn--
you don't want to do anything
396
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,469
that's going to distract
from their face,
397
00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:55,321
so ask for a gardenia
398
00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:57,574
with a,
with a light green ribbon
399
00:14:57,641 --> 00:14:58,708
wrapped around it
to match her eyes.
400
00:15:00,394 --> 00:15:02,278
Okay?
401
00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:11,037
(bell ringing)
402
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:12,589
Everything looks good.
403
00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:17,210
No gay protests or rainbow flags
being lit on fire down this way.
404
00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:18,845
SANTANA:
Are you finished talking?
405
00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,329
Yeah.
406
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:21,548
When you're finished talking,
you should say "over."
407
00:15:21,632 --> 00:15:22,549
Sorry.
408
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,300
No burning Liberace mannequins.
409
00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,351
Over.
410
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:28,171
All right, lady
lips, all clear.
411
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:31,274
Teen gay, you may now proceed
to the next checkpoint
412
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,726
without fear
of violence.
413
00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:35,862
Why are you speaking
so loud?
414
00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:37,897
I'm the law-and-order
prom queen candidate,
415
00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:40,016
here to protect
every student at this school
416
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,184
from harassment.
417
00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:42,368
Did she...?
418
00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,020
I'm, I'm walking
away from you now.
419
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:46,372
(bell ringing)
420
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:49,459
Just crack the egg.
421
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:51,527
I just don't understand
the difference between an egg
422
00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:53,963
with a baby chicken inside of it
and an egg with an egg in it.
423
00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:55,165
They're the same thing.
424
00:15:55,232 --> 00:15:56,916
Okay, that's really confusing
425
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,918
because this is
a baby chicken's house.
426
00:15:59,003 --> 00:16:00,220
Mrs. Hagberg,
I understand that cupcakes
427
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,671
are really trendy right now,
428
00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,356
and I know the making
of a foie gras
429
00:16:03,424 --> 00:16:04,724
might be
a little morose,
430
00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,893
but, um, I would like to
at least graduate high school
431
00:16:06,977 --> 00:16:08,478
knowing how to make
some kind of pâté.
432
00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:10,930
Excuse me, Mrs. Hagberg,
I need to say something.
433
00:16:12,099 --> 00:16:14,434
(sighs)
434
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:15,568
Brittany, I was a jerk
435
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,020
to you.
436
00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:19,105
Mm-hmm.
And I want to make it up
to you with a song
437
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:21,391
so maybe you'll consider going
to prom with me.
438
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,110
A prom proposal.
439
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:27,614
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
440
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:33,253
♪ Isn't she wonderful? ♪
441
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:37,624
♪ I never thought
through love we'd be ♪
442
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,377
♪ Making one as lovely as she ♪
443
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:45,348
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
444
00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:47,133
♪ Made from love? ♪
445
00:16:47,218 --> 00:16:49,135
I thought this song
was about a baby.
446
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,721
♪ Isn't she pretty? ♪
447
00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:53,556
Oh, my God.
448
00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:56,459
♪ Truly the angel's best ♪
449
00:16:56,510 --> 00:17:00,013
♪ Boy, I'm so happy ♪
450
00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:04,667
♪ We have been heaven blessed ♪
451
00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:09,389
♪ I can't believe
what God has done ♪
452
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:12,341
♪ Through us
he's given life to one ♪
453
00:17:12,393 --> 00:17:15,144
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
454
00:17:15,196 --> 00:17:18,448
♪ Made from love? ♪
455
00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:24,988
BOYS:
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
456
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:28,691
♪ Life and love are the same ♪
457
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:33,079
♪ Londie, it could
have not been done ♪
458
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:36,499
♪ Without you
who conceived the one ♪
459
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:39,335
♪ That's so very lovely ♪
460
00:17:39,386 --> 00:17:42,705
♪ Made from love ♪
461
00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:44,924
♪ Ow! ♪
462
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:47,810
Whoo!
463
00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:49,395
So?
464
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,514
Artie, that was lovely,
465
00:17:51,565 --> 00:17:53,766
but I'm not going to
go to prom with you.
466
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:55,718
You called me stupid, and
I really didn't like that,
467
00:17:55,769 --> 00:18:00,323
so I'm sorry, but I'm
gonna go to prom by myself
468
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,858
and really work on me
469
00:18:01,909 --> 00:18:03,243
and dance with other
people's dates.
470
00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,498
I understand.
471
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,751
I, I hope you know
how sorry I am.
472
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,171
Yeah.
473
00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:21,961
Dude...
474
00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:24,580
sorry for the timing,
but I'd really like to revisit
475
00:18:24,632 --> 00:18:26,582
the possibility of you helping
me spike the punch bowl.
476
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:29,418
I'm in.
477
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:31,420
I have nothing to live for.
478
00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:39,028
So you think it's cool if
I jam with you guys at prom?
479
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:40,863
Yeah, totally.
480
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,598
Good news, boys.
481
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,234
My buddy Enzo
from the tux rental shop
482
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:46,369
is giving you half off.
483
00:18:46,436 --> 00:18:47,704
Sweet.
484
00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:49,405
Yeah, so what are
you going to go with?
485
00:18:49,456 --> 00:18:50,373
I'm going simple--
486
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,774
black,
487
00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:53,543
thin lapel collar--
very discreet.
488
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:54,877
Know what I wore to my prom?
489
00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:56,779
I wore a powder blue tux
with a ruffled shirt
490
00:18:56,847 --> 00:18:59,115
and a big velour bowtie.
491
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,550
Looked like Tony Orlando.
492
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,585
Was that a designer?
493
00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:03,970
No.
494
00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,221
KURT:
No need for half
off my outfit.
495
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:08,290
Because half of it
is already off?
496
00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:10,476
My ensemble is an homage
to the recent royal wedding
497
00:19:10,561 --> 00:19:11,728
and the late
Alexander McQueen.
498
00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,146
I had to make
it myself.
499
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,064
There's simply nothing
off the rack that is suitable
500
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:16,649
for the young fashionable man
in Ohio.
501
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:20,353
Dude, that rocks.
It's like gay Braveheart.
502
00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:22,271
I don't like it.
503
00:19:22,323 --> 00:19:23,239
Well, of course
you don't like it.
504
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:24,657
It's not finished yet.
505
00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:26,809
I think it still needs, like,
a sash or maybe some beads.
506
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,161
Look, I'm not going
to stop you
507
00:19:28,245 --> 00:19:31,080
from wearing it,
but I got to be honest-- I...
508
00:19:31,148 --> 00:19:32,532
I think you're
just trying to stir
509
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:33,866
the pot a little bit.
510
00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:35,251
I think you're trying
to get some attention.
511
00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:36,202
Exactly.
512
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:37,503
What's the point of dressing up?
513
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,588
I mean, that's why
some guys wear
514
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,706
the tails
with the top hat
515
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,090
and, and the girls wear
the hoop skirts.
516
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:42,258
I mean, Blaine,
help me out here.
517
00:19:42,325 --> 00:19:43,659
I think your dad
has a point.
518
00:19:45,162 --> 00:19:46,929
I-I think what
he's trying to say
519
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:48,214
is that we
just don't want
520
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,933
to give anyone a reason
to cause any trouble.
521
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:51,851
There's a lot of bad people
out there, Kurt,
522
00:19:51,935 --> 00:19:52,852
and they're a lot worse
523
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,303
than this Karofsky kid,
524
00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:56,356
and all they're
looking for is a match
525
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,357
to light
under the fire
526
00:19:57,441 --> 00:19:58,775
of their hate.
527
00:19:58,842 --> 00:20:00,676
Now, of course I,
528
00:20:00,728 --> 00:20:04,013
I want, I want you
to be yourself,
529
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:07,166
but I also-- I want you
to be practical.
530
00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:13,005
I have done everything right.
531
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,625
Now, Blaine,
I understand
532
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,711
that after what you've been
through, you're worried,
533
00:20:18,796 --> 00:20:21,781
but prom is about joy,
not about fear.
534
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,883
So I am wearing this suit.
535
00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:25,418
I worked
hard on it
536
00:20:25,502 --> 00:20:27,036
and I think it's fantastic,
537
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:30,223
and if you don't want to join
me, I completely understand.
538
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:41,576
Here we are, third period,
French class.
539
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,477
I'm going to calculus,
so wait inside the classroom
540
00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:44,695
after the bell rings
541
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,480
until I get back to
walk you to lunch.
542
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:51,152
Have you noticed that no one
has said boo to me this week?
543
00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:52,203
That's 'cause the Bullywhips
are protecting you.
544
00:20:52,287 --> 00:20:53,487
Maybe.
545
00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:55,590
But maybe no one has been
harassing me this week
546
00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:56,874
because nobody cares.
547
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,676
You're dreaming.
Okay, look,
548
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,661
I'm not saying
that everyone in this school
549
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:02,296
is ready
to embrace the gay,
550
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:03,948
but maybe, at least,
551
00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:05,133
they've evolved enough
to be indifferent.
552
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,871
I see how miserable
you are, Dave.
553
00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:13,624
I could just hate you
when you were bullying me,
554
00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:17,245
but... now all I see
is your pain.
555
00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:20,982
And you don't have to torture
yourself over this.
556
00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,901
I'm not saying
you should come out tomorrow,
557
00:21:23,986 --> 00:21:27,989
but maybe, soon, the moment
will arise when you can.
558
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,241
(bell ringing)
559
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,744
What's wrong?
560
00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,663
(crying)
561
00:21:38,584 --> 00:21:41,719
I'm so, I'm so
freaking sorry, Kurt.
562
00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:43,171
I'm just...
563
00:21:44,423 --> 00:21:48,476
...so sorry for
what I did to you.
564
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,927
I know.
565
00:21:50,012 --> 00:21:51,596
I know.
566
00:21:53,015 --> 00:21:54,348
(sniffs)
567
00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:56,517
Cool.
568
00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:57,652
Thanks.
569
00:22:00,222 --> 00:22:03,524
Remember, you wait
for me here, right?
570
00:22:11,783 --> 00:22:14,585
MRS. FABRAY:
Quinny! Your date's here!
571
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,671
(sighs)
572
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:23,911
(applause)
573
00:22:23,962 --> 00:22:25,863
That's one of the good things
about being in Glee Club.
574
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:27,882
You really get to know
your way around a cummerbund.
575
00:22:35,557 --> 00:22:37,058
(Mrs. Fabray gasps)
576
00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:38,693
Let me get
my camera.
577
00:22:40,312 --> 00:22:41,646
You look great.
578
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:43,147
You're the most beautiful girl
579
00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:45,866
I've ever seen in my life.
580
00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:51,572
I, uh... I got you
a wrist corsage.
581
00:22:56,745 --> 00:22:59,413
The ribbon matches my eyes.
I know.
582
00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:09,640
Okay, you two,
picture time.
583
00:23:09,725 --> 00:23:11,342
You look like Cinderella.
584
00:23:11,426 --> 00:23:13,728
Let's get together. Ah!
585
00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:15,513
Okay.
586
00:23:15,597 --> 00:23:17,064
Give me prom pose.
587
00:23:17,132 --> 00:23:18,516
(shutter clicks)
588
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,602
RACHEL:
Mercedes, can I just say
that you look fierce
589
00:23:21,653 --> 00:23:23,304
in your dress?
Totally, Mercedes.
590
00:23:23,355 --> 00:23:24,972
You both
look smokin'.
591
00:23:25,023 --> 00:23:27,158
You're damn
straight we do.
592
00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:29,076
Seriously, though, Jessie, what
do you think of the bolo tie?
593
00:23:29,144 --> 00:23:29,994
Pretty cool, right?
594
00:23:30,078 --> 00:23:31,495
Saw Springsteen
595
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,365
in the cover of Tunnel of Love
album wearing it.
596
00:23:34,449 --> 00:23:37,351
Dude, that was, like,
20 years ago.
597
00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:38,652
(laughs)
598
00:23:38,704 --> 00:23:40,421
I'm really sorry to hear
599
00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:42,323
about what happened
with your family, Sam.
600
00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:43,824
RACHEL: Um, I hope
it's okay; I sort of
601
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,259
filled Jessie in on
what was going on.
602
00:23:45,327 --> 00:23:46,510
Of course it's okay.
603
00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:47,712
Sam has nothing
to be ashamed of.
604
00:23:47,796 --> 00:23:50,348
I know how tough
it is out there.
605
00:23:50,415 --> 00:23:51,799
I couldn't even get a job
606
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:54,101
as one of those singing waiters
at Johnny Rockets.
607
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:56,170
But I've got an idea.
608
00:23:56,221 --> 00:23:57,521
They say that the best time
609
00:23:57,589 --> 00:23:59,223
to start any business
is during a recession.
610
00:23:59,308 --> 00:24:01,142
I don't know why,
or even what a recession is,
611
00:24:01,193 --> 00:24:03,344
but it's my understanding
that we're in one.
612
00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:05,646
He's so smart. I can't believe
he flunked out of college.
613
00:24:05,697 --> 00:24:07,014
JESSIE:
So I was thinking.
614
00:24:07,065 --> 00:24:08,983
What are the two things
that I'm great at?
615
00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,985
Show choir and destroying
the competition.
616
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:14,405
So, what if I opened up
a dance studio
617
00:24:14,473 --> 00:24:16,073
where I could act
as a consultant
618
00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:18,042
for show choirs looking
to get that extra edge?
619
00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:19,610
Do you think there
are enough show choirs
620
00:24:19,678 --> 00:24:21,045
to keep you in business?
621
00:24:21,129 --> 00:24:23,130
Of course there are.
That-That's a brilliant idea!
622
00:24:23,198 --> 00:24:25,549
You could... You could be like
The-The Show Choir Whisperer.
623
00:24:25,634 --> 00:24:27,218
(laughter)
624
00:24:27,302 --> 00:24:29,804
I'm sure we could get Mr. Shue
to hire him in a second, and
625
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,222
that's how we can
beat Vocal Adrenaline!
626
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:32,556
Hey, guys. You look amazing!
627
00:24:32,641 --> 00:24:35,259
And don't forget to vote
for Hudson-Fabray tonight.
628
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:37,345
Hey, Jessie. What'd you order,
scrambled eggs?
629
00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:38,512
I mean, I know you usually
630
00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:40,264
like them served
on people's heads.
631
00:24:40,349 --> 00:24:41,382
Quinn, you look stunning.
632
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:42,933
The ghost of Grace Kelly.
633
00:24:43,018 --> 00:24:44,018
Let me know if you get tired
634
00:24:44,069 --> 00:24:45,653
of your boyfriend
stomping on your
635
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,687
pretty little feet
all night.
636
00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:48,272
I'll be more
than happy to cut in.
637
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,407
MERCEDES:
Okay, hush, you guys.
638
00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:52,076
You're totally ruining
the vibe.
639
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,327
Quinn, you look hot.
640
00:24:53,395 --> 00:24:55,062
Finn, you look handsome.
641
00:24:55,113 --> 00:24:56,781
Love you guys,
but get lost.
642
00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:57,564
We'll see you there.
643
00:24:57,616 --> 00:24:58,899
All right.
644
00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:00,084
This is gonna be
off the hook.
645
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:00,935
Who's ready for some prom?
646
00:25:01,002 --> 00:25:02,119
I'm ready for prom.
647
00:25:02,204 --> 00:25:03,871
Go, prom. I like prom.
Cheers, guys.
648
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:05,423
(Rebecca Black's
"Friday" begins)
649
00:25:05,507 --> 00:25:07,908
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
650
00:25:07,959 --> 00:25:11,262
♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
651
00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:12,579
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah-ah-ah, yeah-ah-ah ♪
652
00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:13,881
♪ Yeah-ah-ah, yeah-ah-ah ♪
653
00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:19,053
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
654
00:25:19,104 --> 00:25:20,771
♪ 7:00 a.m. waking up
in the morning ♪
655
00:25:20,856 --> 00:25:23,357
♪ Got to be fresh,
got to go downstairs ♪
656
00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:24,725
♪ Got to have my bowl,
got to have cereal ♪
♪ Cereal ♪
657
00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:26,477
♪ Seein' everything,
the time is goin' ♪
658
00:25:26,561 --> 00:25:27,645
♪ Tickin' on and on,
everybody's rushin' ♪
659
00:25:27,729 --> 00:25:29,730
♪ Tickin' on and on ♪
660
00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:31,482
♪ Got to get down
to the bus stop ♪
661
00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:33,600
♪ Got to catch my bus,
I see my friends ♪
662
00:25:33,652 --> 00:25:35,403
♪ I see my friends ♪
663
00:25:35,454 --> 00:25:39,156
♪ Kickin' in the front seat,
sittin' in the back seat ♪
664
00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:43,878
♪ Got to make my mind up,
which seat can I take? ♪
665
00:25:43,945 --> 00:25:48,916
♪ It's Friday, Friday,
got to get down on Friday ♪
666
00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:52,803
♪ Everybody's looking forward
to the weekend, weekend ♪
667
00:25:52,888 --> 00:25:56,757
♪ Friday, Friday,
gettin' down on Friday ♪
668
00:25:56,808 --> 00:26:01,145
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪
669
00:26:01,229 --> 00:26:03,347
♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
670
00:26:03,432 --> 00:26:05,065
♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
671
00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:08,936
♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun,
lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
672
00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:12,573
♪ Yesterday was Thursday,
Thursday ♪
673
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,410
♪ Today is Friday, Friday ♪
♪ Partyin' ♪
674
00:26:16,478 --> 00:26:20,164
♪ We-We-We so excited ♪
675
00:26:20,248 --> 00:26:21,282
♪ Party ♪
♪ We so excited ♪
676
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,535
♪ We gonna have a ball today ♪
677
00:26:24,619 --> 00:26:30,424
♪ Tomorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards ♪
678
00:26:30,492 --> 00:26:32,009
♪ I don't want this weekend
to end ♪
♪ The end, the end ♪
679
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:35,179
♪ R-T, Artie Abrams,
so chillin' in the front seat ♪
680
00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:36,180
♪ In the front seat ♪
♪ In the back seat ♪
681
00:26:36,264 --> 00:26:38,516
♪ In the back seat ♪
682
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,468
♪ I'm drivin', cruisin' ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
683
00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:42,102
♪ Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
with a car up on my side ♪
684
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:45,222
♪ Whoo, come on, passin' by is
a school bus in front of me ♪
685
00:26:45,307 --> 00:26:47,024
♪ Makes tick tock, tick tock,
wanna scream ♪
686
00:26:47,108 --> 00:26:48,776
♪ Check my time, it's Friday,
it's a weekend ♪
687
00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:51,362
♪ We gonna have fun,
come on, come on, y'all ♪
688
00:26:51,446 --> 00:26:54,281
♪ It's Friday, Friday,
got to get down on Friday ♪
689
00:26:54,349 --> 00:26:58,352
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend, weekend ♪
690
00:26:58,403 --> 00:27:01,872
♪ Friday, Friday,
gettin' down on Friday ♪
691
00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:06,860
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪
692
00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:09,029
♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
693
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,131
♪ Partyin', partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
694
00:27:11,199 --> 00:27:16,203
♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, lookin'
forward to the weekend. ♪
695
00:27:16,254 --> 00:27:19,039
(song ends,
applause and cheering)
696
00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:21,308
Best prom ever!
697
00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:27,051
(Christina's Perri's
"Jar of Hearts" begins)
698
00:27:27,136 --> 00:27:31,472
♪ I know I can't take
one more step towards you ♪
699
00:27:31,523 --> 00:27:37,979
♪ 'Cause all
that's waiting is regret ♪
700
00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:44,402
♪ And don't you know
I'm not your ghost anymore? ♪
701
00:27:44,486 --> 00:27:50,825
♪ You lost the love
I loved the most ♪
702
00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:57,081
♪ I learned to live,
half-alive ♪
703
00:27:57,166 --> 00:28:03,554
♪ And now you want me
one more time ♪
704
00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:07,759
♪ And who do you think
you are? ♪
705
00:28:07,843 --> 00:28:11,312
♪ Runnin' round leaving scars ♪
706
00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:16,267
♪ Collecting your jar of hearts,
and tearing love apart ♪
707
00:28:16,351 --> 00:28:23,608
♪ You're gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your soul ♪
708
00:28:23,692 --> 00:28:26,861
♪ So don't come back for me ♪
709
00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:31,398
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
710
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:32,900
Isn't it great that the prom
is so inclusive this year?
711
00:28:32,951 --> 00:28:35,336
♪ It took so long
just to feel all right ♪
712
00:28:35,403 --> 00:28:38,122
BLAINE:
Someone for everyone.
713
00:28:38,207 --> 00:28:40,958
Even if it's a lie.
♪ Remember how to put ♪
714
00:28:41,043 --> 00:28:44,429
♪ Back the light in my eyes ♪
715
00:28:44,513 --> 00:28:51,252
♪ I wish I had missed
the first time that we kissed ♪
716
00:28:51,303 --> 00:28:57,091
♪ ' Cause you broke
all your promises ♪
717
00:28:57,142 --> 00:28:59,861
♪ And now you're back ♪
718
00:28:59,928 --> 00:29:04,482
♪ You don't get
to get me back ♪
719
00:29:04,566 --> 00:29:06,701
♪ And who do you think
you are? ♪
720
00:29:06,768 --> 00:29:08,369
Mercedes?
Yes.
721
00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:11,939
I just wanted to tell you
that you look beautiful.
722
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:13,074
♪ Collecting your jar
of hearts ♪
723
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,460
Would you like to dance?
724
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:17,078
♪ And tearing love apart ♪
725
00:29:17,129 --> 00:29:19,797
I'd love to.
726
00:29:19,882 --> 00:29:21,165
♪ You're gonna catch a cold ♪
727
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:24,635
♪ From the ice
inside your soul ♪
728
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,306
♪ Don't come back for me ♪
729
00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:32,927
♪ Don't come back at all ♪
730
00:29:32,978 --> 00:29:39,433
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
731
00:29:39,485 --> 00:29:45,523
♪ Who do you think
you are? ♪
732
00:29:45,607 --> 00:29:51,913
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
733
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:55,366
(song ends)
734
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:58,119
(applause)
735
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,838
I'm so happy
to be here with you.
736
00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:03,541
It's what I've always wanted.
737
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:06,344
Tora, Tora, Tora.
It's go time.
738
00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:07,828
Hey, Coach.
Want to boogie?
739
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,547
There's no music.
It's okay.
740
00:30:09,631 --> 00:30:12,717
I got the music in me.
741
00:30:12,801 --> 00:30:15,436
Ah-ah!
742
00:30:15,503 --> 00:30:17,671
In my office-- now!
743
00:30:19,925 --> 00:30:21,859
What are you doing?
744
00:30:21,944 --> 00:30:24,061
I'm just showing you
745
00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:26,197
my dental kit.
Oh, my God.
746
00:30:26,281 --> 00:30:28,699
You're going to start pulling
out my teeth out, aren't you?
747
00:30:28,784 --> 00:30:30,368
No, no. That would get me sent
to prison.
748
00:30:30,452 --> 00:30:33,520
What I am going to do is attempt
to give you a simple cleaning,
749
00:30:33,572 --> 00:30:36,457
which, as anyone who's been
to the dentist will tell you,
750
00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:41,362
is an excruciating affair
of intense oral pain.
751
00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:42,580
What?! No, it isn't.
752
00:30:42,664 --> 00:30:45,466
Who's your dentist?
Sue Sylvester, DDS.
753
00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:48,386
Now, we can get all HMO
up in your glee-hole,
754
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:51,472
or you can tell me who put
you up to spiking my bowl.
755
00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:52,924
Come on, Legs.
756
00:30:53,008 --> 00:30:56,710
It was Puckerman,
wasn't it?
757
00:30:56,762 --> 00:30:58,545
Oh, he'll get expelled,
758
00:30:58,597 --> 00:31:02,516
and you'll be one Mohawk
short at Nationals.
759
00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:04,318
Please let me go.
760
00:31:04,386 --> 00:31:07,221
All I want is
to get back out there
761
00:31:07,272 --> 00:31:09,423
and have one dance
with Brittany.
762
00:31:09,491 --> 00:31:11,309
Okay, let me
get this straight.
763
00:31:11,376 --> 00:31:12,910
I'm trying
to interrogate you,
764
00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:15,830
and you just told me
the one thing you really want.
765
00:31:15,897 --> 00:31:17,231
You are the worst
P.O.W. ever.
766
00:31:17,282 --> 00:31:19,417
John McCain is rolling
over in his grave.
767
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:21,752
("Not Going to Teach Your
Boyfriend How to Dance" begins)
768
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,410
♪ You are the girl ♪
769
00:31:29,461 --> 00:31:34,548
♪ That I've been dreaming of
ever since I was a little girl ♪
770
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,085
♪ You are the girl
that I've been dreaming of ♪
771
00:31:38,136 --> 00:31:42,756
♪ Ever since
I was a little girl ♪
772
00:31:42,808 --> 00:31:44,609
♪ One ♪
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
773
00:31:44,693 --> 00:31:46,593
♪ Two ♪
♪ He's kissin' on you ♪
774
00:31:46,645 --> 00:31:48,362
♪ Three ♪
♪ Oh, why can't you see? ♪
775
00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:50,865
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
776
00:31:50,932 --> 00:31:54,568
♪ The word's on the streets
and it's on the news ♪
777
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:57,905
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪
778
00:31:57,956 --> 00:32:01,826
♪ He's got two left feet
and he bites my moves ♪
779
00:32:01,910 --> 00:32:03,878
♪ I'm not gonna
teach him how to ♪
780
00:32:03,945 --> 00:32:05,913
♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
781
00:32:05,964 --> 00:32:08,416
♪ The second I do I know
we're gonna be through ♪
782
00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:11,802
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪
783
00:32:11,887 --> 00:32:14,221
♪ He don't suspect a thing ♪
784
00:32:14,289 --> 00:32:16,807
♪ I wish he'd get a clue ♪
785
00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:19,310
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to ♪
786
00:32:19,394 --> 00:32:20,895
♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
787
00:32:20,962 --> 00:32:23,630
(echoing):
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
788
00:32:27,102 --> 00:32:28,569
♪ Dance ♪
Hey!
789
00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:29,603
♪ One ♪
Hey!
790
00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:32,523
Hey, dude, keep it PG.
791
00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:34,358
Dude, it's none of YB--
792
00:32:34,443 --> 00:32:36,360
your business.
793
00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:38,479
♪ Dance ♪
Well, this is my school,
so it's my business.
794
00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:40,281
Well, this isn't your
girlfriend, so beat it, MJ.
795
00:32:40,332 --> 00:32:41,615
♪ Dance ♪
796
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,917
Don't push me.
797
00:32:42,984 --> 00:32:44,785
What's the matter
with you?
798
00:32:44,836 --> 00:32:46,287
Huh?
Stop it!
799
00:32:46,338 --> 00:32:48,005
You're ruining
everything.
800
00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:50,424
Code Blue in the
gym, Coach!
801
00:32:50,492 --> 00:32:52,326
♪ Oh, oh,
he's got two left feet... ♪
802
00:32:52,377 --> 00:32:55,012
(shouting)
803
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:56,347
Don't push me.
Stop it! Hey!
804
00:32:56,431 --> 00:32:57,331
Come on.
805
00:32:57,382 --> 00:32:59,266
♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
806
00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:03,003
♪ Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance! ♪
807
00:33:03,055 --> 00:33:04,772
SYLVESTER:
Prom is over for you, Sugar Ray!
808
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:07,391
You, too, Marvelous Marvin!
You're out! Let's go!
809
00:33:07,476 --> 00:33:08,809
What do you mean, out?!
810
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:10,528
Wait, but...
he and I are nominated
811
00:33:10,612 --> 00:33:12,530
for prom...
Sucks for you, sister!
812
00:33:15,617 --> 00:33:17,401
(shouting fades,
gentle melody plays)
813
00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:20,154
(tapping on microphone)
814
00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:22,523
Attention, students, attention.
815
00:33:22,574 --> 00:33:24,691
Will the candidates
for king and queen
816
00:33:24,743 --> 00:33:27,027
gather on the stage.
817
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:29,764
The votes are in.
818
00:33:29,831 --> 00:33:32,833
This is the moment
you've all been waiting for,
819
00:33:32,884 --> 00:33:35,586
where we announce
our Junior Prom King
820
00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:37,004
and also Prom Queen.
821
00:33:41,009 --> 00:33:42,476
Roll the drum, please.
822
00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:44,345
(student whoops)
823
00:33:45,731 --> 00:33:48,566
And this year's
Junior Prom King is...
824
00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:57,158
...David Karofsky!
825
00:33:57,225 --> 00:33:59,560
(cheering)
826
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:04,248
You suck so bad,
827
00:34:04,332 --> 00:34:06,167
Quinn Fabray.
I won.
828
00:34:06,234 --> 00:34:09,253
(cheering continues)
829
00:34:09,337 --> 00:34:11,288
(cheering, whooping)
830
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:15,009
FIGGINS:
And now...
831
00:34:15,076 --> 00:34:17,878
your 2011
McKinley High Prom Queen...
832
00:34:19,931 --> 00:34:21,348
...with an overwhelming
833
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:24,885
number of write-in votes, is...
834
00:34:29,775 --> 00:34:31,242
Kurt Hummel.
835
00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:35,929
(one person whistles, whoops)
836
00:34:35,981 --> 00:34:38,449
(one person wolf whistles)
837
00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,818
(one person coughs)
838
00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:46,407
(one person clapping)
839
00:34:50,212 --> 00:34:51,778
BLAINE:
Kurt?
840
00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:53,247
Stop! Kurt!
841
00:34:56,343 --> 00:34:59,211
I've never been so humiliated!
Kurt. Stop. Stop, Kurt!
842
00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,297
Please, just stop. Come on.
843
00:35:01,381 --> 00:35:03,415
Don't you get
how stupid we were?
844
00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:05,384
We thought that because
no one was teasing us
845
00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:07,470
or beating us up,
that-that no one cared.
846
00:35:07,554 --> 00:35:09,088
Like... like some
kind of progress
847
00:35:09,139 --> 00:35:10,756
had been made.
848
00:35:10,807 --> 00:35:12,641
But it's still the same.
849
00:35:14,311 --> 00:35:16,612
It's just a stupid joke.
850
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:17,730
No, it's not.
851
00:35:17,781 --> 00:35:19,765
All that hate--
852
00:35:19,816 --> 00:35:22,434
they were just afraid
to say it out loud.
853
00:35:22,486 --> 00:35:25,654
So they did it by secret ballot.
854
00:35:25,739 --> 00:35:28,107
I'm one big
anonymous practical joke.
855
00:35:28,158 --> 00:35:31,377
Quinn, you need
to calm down.
This is your fault!
856
00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:32,945
Nobody ever would
have voted for me,
857
00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:34,947
'cause they know he
would rather be with you.
858
00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:35,715
That's not true.
859
00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:39,635
(panting)
860
00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:43,639
(quietly):
I'm so sorry.
861
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,225
(crying): How could my running
mate win and I didn't?
862
00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:47,960
I mean, just because
I hate everybody
863
00:35:48,011 --> 00:35:50,046
doesn't mean they have
to hate me, too.
864
00:35:50,113 --> 00:35:53,482
It's just a stupid crown
you can buy at the Party Store.
865
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:56,719
I'm gonna be an
outsider my whole life.
866
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:59,989
Can't I just... have one
night where I'm queen?
867
00:36:00,073 --> 00:36:01,273
I'm not going
back in there.
868
00:36:01,324 --> 00:36:02,858
Where I'm accepted?
869
00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:05,361
No way.
There's no way I'm
staying at this school
870
00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:06,529
I'm gonna transfer.
871
00:36:06,613 --> 00:36:07,997
Soon as we get
to New York,
872
00:36:08,081 --> 00:36:09,782
I'm bailing to live
in a lesbian colony.
873
00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:12,651
Or Tribeca.
874
00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:14,653
Would you at least sit down?
875
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,258
Do you want to go?
876
00:36:19,325 --> 00:36:21,844
We don't have to
go back in there.
877
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,163
Wasn't this prom supposed
to be about redemption?
878
00:36:24,214 --> 00:36:26,265
About taking away
that lump you had
879
00:36:26,332 --> 00:36:27,933
in your throat
from running away?
880
00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:30,886
If we leave, all it's gonna do
is give me a lump, too.
881
00:36:30,954 --> 00:36:32,221
So what do you want to do?
882
00:36:38,278 --> 00:36:41,397
I'm gonna go back in there
and get coronated.
883
00:36:43,316 --> 00:36:45,818
I'm gonna show them that
it doesn't matter if they are
884
00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:47,019
yelling at me
885
00:36:47,070 --> 00:36:49,021
or whispering behind my back,
886
00:36:49,089 --> 00:36:50,422
they can't touch me.
887
00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:53,242
That they can't touch us.
888
00:36:54,461 --> 00:36:55,828
Or what we have.
889
00:36:55,879 --> 00:36:58,631
Most girls would be upset
about being slapped in the face,
890
00:36:58,698 --> 00:37:00,866
but I happen to
appreciate the drama of it.
891
00:37:04,504 --> 00:37:08,307
I know you think it's
hard to be you, Rachel,
892
00:37:08,374 --> 00:37:11,477
but at least you don't have
to be terrified all the time.
893
00:37:11,544 --> 00:37:13,762
What are you so scared of?
894
00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:18,717
The future.
895
00:37:19,903 --> 00:37:22,238
When all this is gone.
896
00:37:22,322 --> 00:37:25,741
You have nothing
to be scared of.
897
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:28,410
You're a very
pretty girl, Quinn.
898
00:37:28,478 --> 00:37:31,914
You're the prettiest girl
I've ever met, but...
899
00:37:31,982 --> 00:37:34,416
you're a lot more than that.
900
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:36,502
(sighs)
901
00:37:36,569 --> 00:37:37,753
Here.
902
00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:40,789
Can I help?
903
00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:44,793
They must have sensed
that I was a lesbian.
904
00:37:44,878 --> 00:37:47,213
I mean, they must have.
Do I smell like a golf course?
905
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,580
People don't know
what you're hiding,
906
00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:50,983
they just... they know
that you're not being yourself.
907
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:52,351
If you were
to embrace all
908
00:37:52,418 --> 00:37:54,637
the awesomeness that you
are, you would've won.
909
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:57,489
How do you know?
910
00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:59,808
Because I voted for you.
911
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,881
And because I believe
in you, Santana.
912
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,221
(sobs)
This prom sucks!
913
00:38:13,490 --> 00:38:15,591
Now what am I supposed to do?
914
00:38:15,659 --> 00:38:17,993
Go back out there and
be there for Kurt.
915
00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:20,246
This is gonna be a
lot harder for him
than it is for you.
916
00:38:29,372 --> 00:38:30,839
Are you ready for this?
917
00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:34,894
Well, Stumbles,
it's 10:00 p.m.
918
00:38:34,961 --> 00:38:36,812
You've officially
missed your prom.
919
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,264
I'm not gonna
rat somebody out
920
00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:39,631
for doing something
that I did.
921
00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:41,016
(sighs) I was upset,
922
00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:43,185
and I wanted
to impress a girl.
923
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:45,354
But I wasn't down on
getting everybody wasted,
924
00:38:45,438 --> 00:38:48,157
so I poured a flask of
lemonade into the punch.
925
00:38:48,241 --> 00:38:49,191
Wait.
926
00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:50,859
You didn't
spike the punch?
927
00:38:50,944 --> 00:38:52,027
Yes, I did.
928
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,245
With alcohol?
929
00:38:53,313 --> 00:38:56,098
Oh. Yeah, then
no, I didn't.
930
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,783
Well, why didn't you
tell me that before?
931
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,502
I was just about to pull out
a couple of your molars.
932
00:39:01,988 --> 00:39:03,989
So, can I go?
933
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,674
You should really
be ashamed of yourself.
934
00:39:05,759 --> 00:39:06,959
You are seriously
935
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:09,094
no fun to interrogate
or almost torture.
936
00:39:09,162 --> 00:39:11,997
(low, indistinct chatter)
937
00:39:20,223 --> 00:39:23,475
(chatter stops)
938
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:30,199
(whispers):
Oh, my God,
939
00:39:30,283 --> 00:39:31,700
I feel so bad for him.
940
00:39:31,785 --> 00:39:33,369
FIGGINS:
Ladies and gentlemen,
941
00:39:33,453 --> 00:39:36,322
your 2011 Prom Queen,
942
00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:38,374
Kurt Hummel.
943
00:39:59,846 --> 00:40:01,897
Eat your heart out,
Kate Middleton.
944
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:04,566
(scattered chuckles)
945
00:40:04,651 --> 00:40:06,018
(scattered applause)
946
00:40:06,069 --> 00:40:08,237
(Figgins laughing)
(applause growing)
947
00:40:08,321 --> 00:40:10,823
(whooping, cheering)
948
00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:14,310
(whooping, cheering continue)
949
00:40:19,082 --> 00:40:20,866
(clears throat)
950
00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:23,285
(whooping, cheering continue)
951
00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:26,505
FIGGINS: And now, behold
the tradition of our 2011
952
00:40:26,572 --> 00:40:28,090
Prom King and Queen
953
00:40:28,174 --> 00:40:31,393
sharing their first dance.
954
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:32,961
(applause)
955
00:40:35,415 --> 00:40:37,082
Now's your moment.
956
00:40:38,601 --> 00:40:40,585
What?
957
00:40:40,637 --> 00:40:41,804
Come out.
958
00:40:41,888 --> 00:40:43,272
Make a difference.
959
00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:46,642
(intro to ABBA's
"Dancing Queen" playing)
960
00:40:46,726 --> 00:40:50,145
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
961
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,814
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
962
00:40:51,898 --> 00:40:53,432
I can't.
963
00:40:55,485 --> 00:40:58,821
♪ Ah, ah-ah... ♪
964
00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:01,123
Excuse me.
965
00:41:02,275 --> 00:41:03,442
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
966
00:41:03,493 --> 00:41:04,910
May I have this dance?
967
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:07,913
♪ You can dance,
you can jive ♪
968
00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:11,166
Yes. Yes, you may.
969
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,584
♪ Having the time
of your life ♪
970
00:41:12,635 --> 00:41:14,586
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
971
00:41:14,637 --> 00:41:16,288
♪ See that girl ♪
972
00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:18,257
♪ Watch that scene ♪
973
00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:23,295
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
974
00:41:23,346 --> 00:41:28,801
♪ Friday night
and the lights are low ♪
975
00:41:28,868 --> 00:41:32,321
♪ Lookin' out
for a place to go ♪
976
00:41:32,405 --> 00:41:35,140
♪ Oh, where they
play the right music ♪
977
00:41:35,191 --> 00:41:37,142
♪ Getting in the swing ♪
978
00:41:37,193 --> 00:41:40,612
♪ You come to look
for a king ♪
979
00:41:40,663 --> 00:41:44,700
♪ And when you get the chance ♪
980
00:41:46,169 --> 00:41:49,654
♪ You are the dancing queen ♪
981
00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:51,423
♪ Young and sweet ♪
982
00:41:51,491 --> 00:41:57,096
♪ Only seventeen ♪
983
00:41:57,163 --> 00:41:59,098
♪ Dancing queen ♪
984
00:41:59,165 --> 00:42:00,883
♪ Feel the beat ♪
985
00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,602
♪ From the tambourine ♪
986
00:42:03,669 --> 00:42:05,971
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
987
00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:07,639
♪ You can dance ♪
988
00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:08,673
♪ You can dance ♪
989
00:42:08,725 --> 00:42:09,674
♪ You can jive ♪
990
00:42:09,726 --> 00:42:10,776
♪ You can jive ♪
991
00:42:10,843 --> 00:42:12,677
♪ Having the time ♪
992
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:14,446
♪ Of your life ♪
993
00:42:14,514 --> 00:42:16,115
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
994
00:42:16,182 --> 00:42:18,683
♪ See that girl ♪
995
00:42:18,735 --> 00:42:19,952
♪ Watch that scene ♪
996
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,871
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen... ♪
997
00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:25,073
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
998
00:42:25,158 --> 00:42:29,128
♪ Queen... ♪
999
00:42:29,195 --> 00:42:31,246
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen. ♪
1000
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:36,631
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