1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,467 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,197 Prom's coming up, and Quinn's desperate to win queen... 3 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,933 so she can hold on to Finn, who still has eyes for Rachel. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,101 Zizes also wants to be queen, and Puck's up for king. 5 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,905 Karofsky and Santana wanna win, too... 6 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,536 'cause they've both got a secret they'd like to keep. 7 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:14,910 Have you ever heard of the term "beards"? 8 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:16,573 Artie and Brittany were B. F. and G. F... 9 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,048 but he got mad and said she was stupid... 10 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,608 and now they're not B.F. and G.F. 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,586 You were the only person at this school that never called me that. 12 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:22,586 Can you believe that? 13 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,748 And that's what you missed on Glee. 14 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,220 Hi, everyone. 15 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,694 It's junior prom minus six days here at McKinley... 16 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,564 and today I'm joined by junior prom king candidate Noah Puckerman. 17 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,124 I prefer "Puck." 18 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,227 Noah, can I get a comment on the recent poll number... 19 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:42,297 that put the Fabray-Hudson ticket 10 points above you and Zizes... 20 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,899 a.k.a. The Road Warriors. 21 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,468 We're still ahead of Santana-Karofsky by half a point... 22 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,377 so our campaign strategy is to close the gap... 23 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:51,747 using a combination of intimidation and fear. 24 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,945 Awesome and classy. One more question. 25 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,783 This one was e-mailed in by a fan. 26 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:58,653 "Where does Lauren keep your balls?" 27 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,987 What? 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,823 I'm sure you've heard the word on the street... 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,954 that you've been neutered by Miss Zizes... 30 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:06,794 that she's the one who wears the pants in the relationship? 31 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,458 Shut up or I'll beat your ass. 32 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,332 I'm not scared. I've been hit by a girl before. 33 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,530 This is J.B. I. signing off. 34 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:16,564 Tune in tomorrow, when we'll be interviewing front-runner Quinn Fabray. 35 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,271 Hubba, hubba. 36 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:24,646 I have some bad news. 37 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,185 Will Schuester is leaving McKinley to go to Broadway. 38 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:31,155 Oh, William, I'm devastated- positively horny with grief. 39 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,089 As a going-away present, here's a spray bottle... 40 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,683 of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. 41 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,524 Keep that head merkin looking buttery fresh. 44 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,065 - What band? - Air Supply, William. 45 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:46,697 So I'm inviting my next-favorite group- the New Directions. 46 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,571 - Nope. No way. - Um, I agree. 47 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,076 Normally we would jump at the chance to perform. 48 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,874 But we've got nationals in three weeks... 49 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,812 which means we have a lot of rehearsals... 50 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,180 and a lot of taffy to sell just so we can afford the trip. 51 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,743 William, this glass is half full of dreams for all of us. 52 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:04,016 I have decided to give all the money to the Glee Club... 53 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:05,853 that I was going to pay Air Supply... 54 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,916 so that's $400 right there for you. 55 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:12,158 I won't allow it. I'm prom coordinator, and I was not consulted. 56 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,827 Each year, I honor the prom with a bowl of my family's secret punch recipe... 57 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,836 made all the more meaningful to me... 58 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,566 because it's the punch bowl my grandmother drowned in... 59 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,438 and each year, that punch bowl is spiked. 60 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,808 Such lawlessness will only be encouraged... 61 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,074 when being screeched at by that Glee Club. 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,015 Sue, it is not a discussion. We are in the lurch. 63 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,088 Fine. Then let me take this opportunity to make a request. 64 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,852 William, I have in my Spanx, at all times... 65 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:42,019 a list of the worst songs ever performed by the Glee Club... 66 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,426 and I would appreciate it... 67 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,794 if you would not reprise any of the following numbers. 68 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,890 Number one, "Run, Joey, Run." 69 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,868 You should literally apologize to America for that one. 70 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,802 Number two, the ingenious mash-up... 71 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,397 of "Crazy In Love" and "Hair." 72 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,876 Now, I know you must have been pretty tired when you put that baby together. 73 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,936 If you'll excuse me. 74 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,743 We'll see ya at the prom, butt-chin. 75 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,277 I've been to Ann Taylor Loft, Filene's Basement... 76 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,980 and, like, six Forever 21 s... 77 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,579 and I cannot find a dress that fits. 78 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,386 I'm gonna be forced to make my own dress for prom. 79 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,323 - Don't. You'll seem poor. - You're up for queen. 80 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,988 You can't make your own prom dress. Prom is like our Oscars. 81 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,054 It's seriously like the most important night of our lives. 82 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,431 - What about getting married? - You can get married as many times as you want. 83 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,936 You only have one shot at your junior prom. 84 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,938 - What are you guys talking about? - Prom dresses. 85 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,270 Thank God I don't have to worry about that. I'm not going. 86 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,310 - Why not? - 'Cause nobody's asked me. 87 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,345 All right, guys, prom. 88 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,643 Please tell me we're not doing songs about prom. 89 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,946 Nope. We are the prom. Figgins has asked us to perform. 90 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:41,111 Let's do "Run, Joey, Run." 91 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:44,315 I know this isn't ideal, with nationals coming up, but we don't have a choice. 92 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,517 And we could really use the money. 93 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,027 But I know that prom is a special rite of passage. 94 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:51,962 I wanna make sure all of you guys get a chance to enjoy the dance too. 95 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,363 So we're gonna stagger the performances... 96 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,026 so that each and every one of you... 97 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,764 has a lot of time to dance with your dates. 98 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,396 Excuse me. 99 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,274 - Is she okay? - Mercedes doesn't have a date for prom. 100 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,041 So? I don't have a date. 101 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,878 I'm just going to dance, and then all your dates are going to ignore you... 102 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,078 and come dance with me, so your dates are really my dates. 103 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:16,644 - I'm gonna go talk to Mercedes. - No. Let me. 104 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,619 Hey. 105 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,556 You know, I don't have a date to prom either. 106 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:28,362 I know that I talk a good game about not needing a man, and I don't. 107 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,130 I just really wanted to take a date to the prom. 108 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,170 I want the dress... 109 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,798 and the guy... 110 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,037 the damn corsage. 111 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,548 - Somebody still may ask you. - It's this Saturday. 112 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,577 You know, I just wanted to be Cinderella. 113 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,584 Just for one night... 114 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:53,050 one night where a guy would look at me... 115 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,856 under those corny crepe-paper streamers... 116 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:58,988 and say, "You look so beautiful." 117 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:03,602 Then he'd grab my hand and ask me to dance. 118 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,696 Isn't that what prom is supposed to be about? 119 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,368 You're not gonna go to prom alone. 120 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,934 - You'll go with me. - That's even more depressing. 121 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,607 Look, I have a plan. 122 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,777 Give me your hand. 123 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,848 Blaine Warbler... 124 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,219 will you go to junior prom with me? 125 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,019 Prom? 126 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,117 It'll be the social event of the season. 127 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,889 You don't want to go to prom with me? 128 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,362 No, no. Of course I wanna go with you. 129 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,127 It's just... 130 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,100 Prom. 131 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,069 What about prom, Blaine? 132 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:41,629 At my old school, there was a Sadie Hawkins dance... 133 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,905 and I had just come out. 134 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:50,108 So I asked a friend of mine, the only other gay guy in the school. 135 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,346 While we were waiting for his dad to pick us up... 136 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:58,654 these three guys, um... 137 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,052 beat the living crap out of us. 138 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,661 I-I'm so sorry. 139 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,099 I'm out and I'm proud and all that. 140 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:11,295 This is just a little bit of a sore spot. 141 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,839 This is perfect. 142 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:17,103 You couldn't face up to the boys at your school, so you can do it at mine. 143 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,076 We could do it together. 144 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,806 But I have to say, Blaine... 145 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,146 that if it makes you feel uncomfortable at all... 146 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,413 then we'll just forget about prom. 147 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,117 We'll go to a movie instead. 148 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,281 I am crazy about you. 149 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:36,658 So I'll take that as a yes? 150 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,324 Yes. 151 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,664 - You and I are going to the prom. - Mmm! Mmm! 152 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,159 Is this a surprise party or something? 153 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,138 Because my birthday was last week. 154 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,674 It was? Um, no. 155 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,108 Mercedes and I, we have a proposition for you. 156 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,976 We were wondering if you'd like to go to prom with us. 157 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:58,448 Kind of like a three-way date, but not the dirty kind. 158 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,453 That sounds great. But I can't afford to take one girl to the prom. 159 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,989 I don't know how I'm gonna take two. 160 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,387 - What's this? - Our prom budget. 161 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,050 You're gonna have to borrow a suit from your dad. 162 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,492 We're gonna buy five-dollar dresses down at the Goodwill... 163 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,792 and make our own corsages out of flowers from my mom's garden. 164 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:14,162 We can walk to prom and then use what's left... 165 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,691 to get the 8.99 all-you-can-eat pasta special at Breadstix. 166 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:21,206 But, you know, the $20, it's not charity. It's a loan. 167 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,869 So... you'll go with us? 168 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,409 - It would be an honor. - Yes! 169 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,755 Ladies, I appreciate you welcoming me... 170 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,420 into the sacred inner sanctum that is the prom gown dry run. 171 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,360 Why did we decide to include Kurt? 172 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,194 Because getting a look past him is like getting a thumbs-up from Joan and Melissa Rivers. 173 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,860 It just might goose our pre-prom buzz factor. 174 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,910 I look like a lemon merengue pie. 175 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,445 - I think you look delicious. - Don't despair. 176 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,949 Nobody bigger than a size two looks good in a prom dress. 177 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,780 They're practically designed to make us look awkward. 178 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,117 I think the color is wrong. 179 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,213 Let's go navy, hmm? 180 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,485 - It's chic and slimming. - Duly noted. 181 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,049 - Agree? Agree? - Oh, my God. 182 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,687 - It's brilliant. Absolutely. - I pledge. Next. 183 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,698 I knew it. 184 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,734 - Fashion. - Devil in a red dress. 185 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,464 Perfect. And it's totally appropriate for your personality. 186 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:29,599 I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan- Santana. 187 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,940 Now, if you ladies excuse me, I have to pull options for my own prom outfit. 188 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,641 Wait. So you're going? Stag? That's just tragic. 189 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,947 Yes, I'm going, and not alone. 190 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,884 With Blaine. 191 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,615 - Congratulations. - That's amazing. 192 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,284 Ladies, if you'll excuse me, I have a private fashion question for Kurt. 193 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,622 Okay. 194 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:52,130 So, Kurt, I think that you need a full security detail... 195 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,666 which the Bully Whips and I would be more than happy to provide you with. 196 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,497 You know, like the Hell's Angels... 197 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,538 when the Rolling Stones performed at Altamont Speedway. 198 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:02,301 - I think that went off without a hitch. - And why would you do that? 199 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,275 Because I'll get sympathy votes for prom queen. 200 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:07,107 I'll be like the law-and-order Eva Perón candidate. 201 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,443 Grimace and Stretch Marks won't stand a chance. 202 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,112 So, since you don't have a date to the prom... 203 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,589 I was hoping you could help me out with Operation Punch and Judy. 204 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,753 Every year at McKinley, they crown a king and queen at the prom. 205 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,455 But there's a shadow world... 206 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:27,465 a dark community of troublemakers that crown the prom anti-king. 207 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,093 You're planning on that being you? 208 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,932 My street cred's in the gutter. 209 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,767 If I actually win prom king with Lauren... 210 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:37,536 I'll never be able to rebuild my reputation as a lovable but dangerous miscreant. 211 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,669 I have to spike Coach Sylvester's punch. 212 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,646 - What does this have to do with me? - I'm prime suspect number one. 213 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:46,207 Coach Sylvester won't let me within 10 feet of that bowl. 214 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:49,618 When she grabs me, I'll create a diversion with my sweet dance moves. 215 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,283 She'll be mesmerized, hypnotized by my love dance. 216 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:56,055 That's when you'll sneak in behind us and pour a bottle of gin in the bowl. 217 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,959 Awesome, right? 218 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,828 So are you in as my assistant badass? 219 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,868 Look, I'm- I'm sorry. 220 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,665 While I admire your bad-boy villainy... 221 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:09,230 and, yes, long for the day when I'm similarly cool... 222 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:12,903 I don't think spiking the prom hooch will impress Brittany enough. 223 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:16,506 There's gotta be a surefire way for her to both forgive me... 224 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,072 and accept my prom proposal. 225 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,051 There's gotta be. 226 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,085 Oh, uh, members of the Audiovisual Club... 227 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,090 I may possibly sing this song at prom... 228 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,092 and when I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. 229 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,095 Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding. 230 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:39,394 # There's a fire startin' in my heart # 231 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,440 # Reachin' a fever pitch # 232 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,737 # And it's bringin' me out the dark # 233 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:48,075 # Finally, I can see you crystal-clear # 234 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,741 # Go ahead and sell me out # 235 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,875 # And I'll lay your ship bare # 236 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:57,582 # See how I'll leave with every piece of you # 237 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,424 # Don't underestimate the things that I will do # 238 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,625 # There's a fire startin' in my heart # 239 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:10,863 # Reachin' a fever pitch and it's bringin' me out the dark # 240 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:16,764 # The scars of your love remind me of us # 241 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:21,370 # They keep me thinkin' that we almost had it all # 242 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:25,941 # The scars of your love, they leave me breathless # 243 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,213 # I can't help feelin' # 244 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,255 # We could have had it all # 245 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,223 # You're gonna wish you never met me # 246 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:36,455 - # Rollin' in the deep # - # Tears are gonna fall # 247 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:42,434 - # Rollin' in the deep # - # You had my heart inside your hand # 248 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,800 # And you played it to the beat # 249 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,839 # Rollin' in the deep # 250 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:52,640 # Throw your soul through every open door # 251 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,978 # Count your blessings to find what you look for # 252 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:01,748 # Turn my sorrow into treasured gold # 253 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:06,417 # Pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow # 254 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,323 # You're gonna wish you # 255 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,854 # Yeah, we could have had it all # 256 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:17,460 - # Rollin' in the deep # - # We could have had it all # 257 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:21,768 # It all, it all, it all # 258 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:27,780 # Hey, you could have had it all # 259 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:32,284 # Rollin' in the deep # 260 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:37,186 # You had my heart inside your hand # 261 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,987 # And you played and you played and you played # 262 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,464 # And you played it to the beat ## 263 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,021 # And you played it to the beat ## 264 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,534 It's good to see you again, Rachel. 265 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,033 Jesse. 266 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,800 What are you doing here? 267 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,069 How was I supposed to know I was actually supposed to show up... 268 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,134 to those other classes at school? 269 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,042 I was majoring in show choir. 270 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,842 I just assumed it would be like at Carmel... 271 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,280 and the school would get some Asian kid... 272 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,580 to take math and English and scientific for me. 273 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,586 That's awful. 274 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,713 I came back to see you, Rachel. 275 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,724 What I did to you... 276 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,661 that's my one great regret. 277 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,258 Yeah. It was kind of weird. 278 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,427 One day you were telling me that you loved me... 279 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,199 and then you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next. 280 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,173 I know. I know. 281 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,241 I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship. 282 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,414 It was a bum deal. 283 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,610 For a first, maybe, but for a fourth, no way. 284 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,614 I've come to make amends. 285 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,722 So what are you doing for prom? 286 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,791 So, I heard a nasty rumor that Jesse St. James is back in town... 287 00:13:56,869 --> 00:14:00,032 and I also heard that he is going to be your date. 288 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,597 No, he's joining Mercedes and Sam and I on our prom-on-a-budget. 289 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,407 He's gonna be in town for a while though, so I'm not sure what's gonna come of it. 290 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,879 I don't trust him. Don't you remember what he did to you? 291 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,110 You can't tell me what to do anymore, okay? 292 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,118 If I wanna date Jesse- or anyone, for that matter... 293 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,586 it stopped being your business when you broke up with me. 294 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,486 I still care about you. 295 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,422 Look, all I ask is that, whoever I choose... 296 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,225 that you be as supportive of me as I've been of you and Quinn... 297 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,960 even though I'm dying every day inside about it. 298 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,999 You know, I don't even want to go to the stupid prom anymore. 299 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,907 Quinn's got me handing out pens with our names on 'em. 300 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,343 Where's the dignity? And I hate renting those tuxes. 301 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,607 And the corsage- I know I'm gonna pick the wrong one... 302 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,478 and then Quinn's gonna be all pissed off... 303 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,711 - and her mom's gonna look at me like- - Hey, just... 304 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,690 Just get her something simple. A wrist corsage. 305 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,521 Girls like Quinn, you don't want to do anything that's gonna distract from their face... 306 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,357 so ask for a gardenia... 307 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,863 with a light green ribbon wrapped around it to match her eyes. 308 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,426 Okay? 309 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,769 Everything looks good. 310 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,009 No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way. 311 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,681 Are you finished talking? 312 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,185 Yeah. 313 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,118 When you're finished talking, you should say "over." 314 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:26,316 Sorry. No burning Liberace mannequins. Over. 315 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,122 All right, lady lips, all clear. 316 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,186 Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint... 317 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,892 without fear of violence. 318 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,798 Why are you speaking so loud? 319 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,632 I'm the law-and-order prom queen candidate... 320 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,470 here to protect every student at this school from harassment. 321 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,566 - Did she- - I'm walking away from you now. 322 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,371 Just crack the egg. 323 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,007 I don't understand the difference between an egg... 324 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,985 with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it. 325 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,887 - They're the same thing. - Okay, that's really confusing... 326 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,822 because this is a baby chicken's house. 327 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,520 Miss Hagberg? I understand that cupcakes are really trendy right now. 328 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,688 And I know that the making of a foie gras might be a little morose... 329 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:09,359 but I would like to at least graduate high school knowing how to make some kind of pâté. 330 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,063 Excuse me, Miss Hagberg. I need to say something. 331 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,003 Brittany, I was a jerk to you... 332 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,045 and I want to make it up to you with a song... 333 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,910 so maybe you'll consider going to prom with me. 334 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,041 A prom proposal! 335 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,745 # Isn't she lovely? # 336 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:34,122 # Isn't she wonderful? # 337 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:38,596 # I never thought through love we'd be # 338 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,964 # Making one as lovely as she # 339 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:48,063 # But isn't she lovely, made from love? # 340 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,074 I thought this song was about a baby. 341 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,702 # Isn't she pretty? # 342 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,473 Oh, my God. 343 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,379 # Truly the angels' best # 344 00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,976 # Boy, I'm so happy # 345 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,623 # We have been heaven-blessed # 346 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:10,219 # I can't believe what God has done # 347 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,731 # Through us, he's given life to one # 348 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:19,567 # But isn't she lovely, made from love? # 349 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,936 # Isn't she lovely? # 350 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,503 # Life and love are the same # 351 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:33,915 # Londie, it could have not been done # 352 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,422 # Without you who conceived the one # 353 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:43,655 # That's so very lovely, made from love ## 354 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,858 Ow! 355 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,726 Whoo! 356 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,425 So? 357 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,595 Artie, that was lovely. 358 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,606 But I'm not gonna go to prom with you. 359 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,369 You called me stupid, and I really didn't like that. 360 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:01,038 So I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go to prom by myself... 361 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:05,482 and really work on me and dance with other people's dates. 362 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:09,612 I understand. 363 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,885 I-I hope you know how sorry I am. 364 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,291 Yeah. 365 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,459 Dude, sorry for the timing... 366 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,562 but I'd really like to revisit the possibility of you helping me spike the punch bowl. 367 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,537 I'm in. 368 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,702 Nothing to live for. 369 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,017 So you think it's cool if I jam with you guys at prom? 370 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,882 Basketball Game] - Yeah. Totally. 371 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,546 Good news, boys. 372 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:48,150 My buddy Enzo from the tux rental shop is giving you half off. 373 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,388 - Sweet. - Yeah. So what are you gonna go with? 374 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,523 I'm going simple- black, thin-lapel collar, very discreet. 375 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,763 Know what I wore at my prom? I wore a powder-blue tux... 376 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,396 with a ruffled shirt and a big velour bow tie. 377 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,939 Looked like Tony Orlando. 378 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,373 - Was that a designer? - No. 379 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,911 No need for half off my outfit. 380 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,243 Because half of it is already off? 381 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,248 My ensemble is an homage to the recent royal wedding... 382 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,874 and the late Alexander McQueen. 383 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,249 I had to make it myself. There's simply nothing off the rack... 384 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,550 that is suitable for the young, fashionable man in Ohio. 385 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,456 Dude, that rocks. It's like gay Braveheart. 386 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,188 - Thank you. - I don't like it. 387 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,628 Well, of course you don't like it. It's not finished yet. 388 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,029 I think it still needs, like, a sash, or maybe some beads. 389 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,036 I'm not gonna stop you from wearing it, but I gotta be honest. 390 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,299 I think you're just trying to stir the pot a little bit. 391 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,238 I think you're trying to get some attention. 392 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,469 Exactly. What's the point of dressing up? 393 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,739 That's why some guys wear the tails with the top hat... 394 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,643 and the girls wear the hoopskirts. 395 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,979 - Blaine, help me out here. - I think your dad has a point. 396 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,384 I think what he's trying to say is that we just don't want... 397 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,888 to give anyone a reason to cause any trouble. 398 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,891 There's a lot of bad people out there, Kurt... 399 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,722 and they're a lot worse than this Karofsky kid. 400 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:59,787 And all they're looking for is a match to light under the fire of their hate. 401 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:05,064 Now, of course I want- I want you to be yourself. 402 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,334 But I also want you to be practical. 403 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,110 Okay, I have done everything right. 404 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:19,674 Now, Blaine, I understand that, after what you've been through, you're worried. 405 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:23,482 But prom is about joy, not about fear. Okay? 406 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,284 So I'm wearing this suit. 407 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,757 I worked hard on it, and I think it's fantastic. 408 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:31,353 And if you don't want to join me, I completely understand. 409 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:43,069 Here we are- third-period, French class. 410 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:46,008 I'm going to calculus, so wait inside the classroom after the bell rings... 411 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,239 until I get back to walk you to lunch. 412 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,511 Have you noticed that no one has said boo to me this week? 413 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,814 - 'Cause the Bully Whips are protecting you. - Maybe. 414 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:58,322 But maybe no one has been harassing me this week because nobody cares. 415 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,119 You're dreaming. 416 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,787 I'm not saying that everyone in this school is ready to embrace the gay... 417 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,729 but maybe at least they've evolved enough to be indifferent. 418 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,461 I see how miserable you are, Dave. 419 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,904 I could just hate you when you were bullying me, but... 420 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,832 now all I see is your pain. 421 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,444 And you don't have to torture yourself over this. 422 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,346 I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow... 423 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,478 but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can. 424 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,491 What's wrong? 425 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,226 I'm so- I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. 426 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,864 I'm just so sorry for what I did to you. 427 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:52,636 I know. I know. 428 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,670 Cool. 429 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,513 Thanks. 430 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:02,951 Uh, remember. 431 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:04,955 You wait for me here, right? 432 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,367 Quinny, your date's here. 433 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,278 It's one of the good things about being in Glee Club... 434 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,473 you really get to know your way around a cummerbund. 435 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,283 Let me get my camera. 436 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,124 You look great. 437 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,629 You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. 438 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:53,466 I, uh- I got you a wrist corsage. 439 00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:00,337 - It matches my eyes. - I know. 440 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:11,217 Okay, you two. Picture time. 441 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,224 You look like Cinderella. Let's get together. 442 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,988 Okay. 443 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,826 Give me prom pose. 444 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,698 Mercedes, can I just say that you look fierce in your dress? 445 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,327 Totally, Mercedes. 446 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,066 - You both look smokin'. - You're damn straight we do. 447 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,473 Seriously, though, Jesse, what do you think of the bolo tie? Pretty cool, right? 448 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:35,775 I saw Springsteen in the cover of Tunnel of Love album wearing it. 449 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:38,782 Dude, that was, like, 20 years ago. 450 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,717 I'm really sorry to hear about what happened with your family, Sam. 451 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,849 I hope it's okay. I sort of filled Jesse in on what was going on. 452 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,621 Of course it's okay. Sam has nothing to be ashamed of. 453 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,821 I know how tough it is out there. 454 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,991 I couldn't even get a job as one of those singing waiters at Johnny Rockets. 455 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,125 But I've got an idea. 456 00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,638 They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. 457 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:02,570 I don't know why- or even what a recession is... 458 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,575 but it's my understanding that we're in one. 459 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,737 He's so smart. I can't believe he flunked out of college. 460 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,680 So I was thinking, what are the two things that I'm great at? 461 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:13,377 Show choir and destroying the competition. 462 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,818 So what if I open up a dance studio... 463 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:19,379 where I could act as a consultant for show choirs looking to get that extra edge? 464 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,359 Do you think there are enough show choirs to keep you in business? 465 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:24,395 Of course there are. That's a brilliant idea. 466 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,988 You could be, like, the show choir whisperer. 467 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,665 I'm sure we could get Mr. Schue to hire him. 468 00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:32,703 - That's how we could beat Vocal Adrenaline. - Hey. guys. 469 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:36,673 You look amazing. And don't forget to vote for Hudson-Fabray tonight. 470 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:38,766 Hey, Jesse. What'd you order? Scrambled eggs? 471 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,745 I mean, I know you usually like them served on people's heads. 472 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,407 Quinn, you look stunning- the ghost of Grace Kelly. 473 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,010 Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. 474 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,951 - I'll be more than happy to cut in. - Okay. 475 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,649 Hush, you guys. You're totally ruining the vibe. 476 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:56,387 Quinn, you look hot. Finn, you look handsome. 477 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:59,021 I love you guys, but get lost. We'll see you there. 478 00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:02,589 - All right, this is gonna be off the hook. - Who's ready for some prom? 479 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,431 - I'm ready for prom. - Cheers, guys. 480 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:05,704 # Ooh, ooh-ooh # 481 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,602 # Ooh, ooh-ooh # 482 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,030 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 483 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:12,406 # Yeah, yeah # 484 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:15,241 - # Ooh, yeah # - # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 485 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:19,249 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 486 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,080 # 7:00 a.m. Wakin' up in the morning # 487 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,383 # Gotta be fresh Gotta go downstairs # 488 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,583 # Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal # 489 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,421 # Seein' everything The time is goin' # 490 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,484 # Tickin' on and on Everybody's rushin' # 491 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,792 # Gotta get down to the bus stop # 492 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,061 # Gotta catch my bus I see my friends # 493 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,398 # Kickin' in the front seat # 494 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,438 # Sittin' in the back seat # 495 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:41,938 # Gotta make my mind up # 496 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:46,103 # Which seat can I take? # 497 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,111 # It's Friday, Friday # 498 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,147 # Gotta get down on Friday # 499 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:54,083 # Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend # 500 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:58,020 # Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday # 501 00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:02,355 # Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend # 502 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,520 - # Partyin', partyin' # - Yeah! 503 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,359 - # Partyin', partyin' # - Yeah! 504 00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:10,197 # Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend # 505 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:14,204 # Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday # 506 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:18,368 # Today is Friday, Friday # 507 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:21,310 # We, we, we so excited # 508 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,210 - # Party # - # We so excited # 509 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:26,546 # We gonna have a ball today # 510 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,518 # Tomorrow is Saturday # 511 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,023 # And Sunday comes afterwards # 512 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,684 # I don't want this weekend to end # 513 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,351 # Artie, Artie Abrams # 514 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,192 # So chillin' in the front seat In the back seat # 515 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,561 - # I'm drivin', cruisin' # - # Yeah, yeah # 516 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:43,362 # Fast lanes, switchin' lanes with a cop on my side # 517 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,563 # Whoo! Passin' by is a school bus in front of me # 518 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,196 # Makes ticktock, ticktock Wanna scream # 519 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,537 # Check my time, it's Friday It's the weekend # 520 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,702 # We gonna have fun Come on, come on, y'all # 521 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:56,406 # It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday # 522 00:26:56,481 --> 00:27:00,212 # Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend # 523 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:04,551 # Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday # 524 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,059 # Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend # 525 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,219 - # Partyin', partyin' # - Yeah! 526 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,422 - # Partyin', partyin' # - Yeah! 527 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:17,560 # Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend ## 528 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:23,233 Best prom ever! 529 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:32,407 # No, I can't take one more step towards you # 530 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,978 # 'Cause all that's waiting is regret # 531 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:45,360 # And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore? # 532 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:50,766 # You lost the love I love the most # 533 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:58,400 # I learned to live half a life # 534 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:04,005 # And now you want me one more time # 535 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,978 # And who do you think you are? # 536 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:12,148 # Runnin' round leavin' scars # 537 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,283 # Collecting your jar of hearts # 538 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,488 # And tearin' love apart # 539 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,498 # You're gonna catch a cold # 540 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:24,899 # From the ice inside your soul # 541 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:28,132 # So don't come back for me # 542 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:32,472 # Who do you think you are? # 543 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,412 Isn't it great that the prom is so inclusive this year? 544 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,244 Someone for everyone. 545 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,010 - Even if it's a lie. - # Remember how to put # 546 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:45,921 # Back the light in my eyes # 547 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:52,122 # I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed # 548 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:58,363 # 'Cause you broke all your promises # 549 00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:00,836 # And now you're back # 550 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:06,366 # You don't get to get me back # 551 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:07,934 # And who do you think you are? # 552 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:09,377 - Mercedes? - Yes? 553 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,880 I just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful. 554 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,516 Would you like to dance? 555 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:20,855 I'd love to. 556 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,153 # You're gonna catch a cold # 557 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:26,061 # From the ice inside your soul # 558 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:29,362 # Don't come back for me # 559 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,734 # Don't come back at all # 560 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:40,369 # Who do you think you are? # 561 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:46,577 # Who do you think you are? # 562 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:53,318 # Who do you think you are? ## 563 00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:02,290 I'm so happy to be here with you. 564 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:04,494 It's what I've always wanted. 565 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,935 Tora! Tora! Tora! It's go time. 566 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:10,168 - Hey, Coach, wanna boogie? - There's no music. 567 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:11,606 That's okay. 568 00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:14,076 I got the music... in me. 569 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,544 Uh-uh! 570 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,912 In my office! Now! 571 00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:23,249 What are you doing? 572 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,812 I'm just showing you my dental kit. 573 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,221 Oh, my God. 574 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,759 You're gonna start pulling out my teeth, aren't you? 575 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,421 No, no, no. That would get me sent to prison. 576 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:35,364 What I am going to do is attempt to give you a simple cleaning... 577 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,458 which, as anyone who's been to the dentist will tell you... 578 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:42,097 is an excruciating affair of intense oral pain. 579 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:46,473 - What? No, it isn't. Who's your dentist? - Sue Sylvester, D.D.S. 580 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:49,377 Now, we can get all H. M.O. up in your Glee hole... 581 00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:53,247 or you can tell me who put you up to spiking my bowl. 582 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,013 Come on, legs. 583 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,817 It was Puckerman, wasn't it? 584 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,187 Oh, he'll get expelled... 585 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:03,591 and you'll be one Mohawk short at nationals. 586 00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:05,925 Please let me go. 587 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,192 All I want is to get back out there... 588 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,928 and have one dance with Brittany. 589 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,264 Okay, let me get this straight. 590 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,827 I'm trying to interrogate you... 591 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,806 and you just told me the one thing you really want. 592 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,240 You're the worst P.O.W. ever. 593 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,368 John McCain is rolling over in his grave. 594 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:32,155 # You are the girl that I been dreamin' of # 595 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,454 # Ever since I was a little girl # 596 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:39,963 # You are the girl that I been dreamin' of # 597 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:43,592 # Ever since I was a little girl # 598 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,465 - # One # - # I'm bitin' my tongue # 599 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,367 - # Two # - # He's kissin' on you # 600 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,372 - # Three # - # Oh, why can't you see? # 601 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,374 One, two, three, four! 602 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:55,037 # The word's on the streets and it's on the news # 603 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:58,310 # I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you # 604 00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:02,786 # He's got two left feet and he bites my moves # 605 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:06,722 - # I'm not gonna teach him how to- Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh # - Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 606 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:10,227 # The second I do I know we're gonna be through # 607 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:13,628 # I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you # 608 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:17,725 # He don't suspect a thing I wish he'd get a clue # 609 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:20,293 # I'm not gonna teach him how to # 610 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:21,804 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 611 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,471 - Dance! - Hey. 612 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:30,707 One! 613 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,649 Hey! Dude, keep it P.G. 614 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:37,176 Dude, it's none of Y.B. - your business. 615 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:39,485 Well, this is my school, so it's my business. 616 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:41,650 - This isn't your girlfriend, so beat it, M.J. - Dance! 617 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,785 - Don't push me. - One, two, three, four! 618 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:46,727 What's the matter with you? 619 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,028 Stop it! You're ruining everything! 620 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,330 You're code blue in the gym, Coach. 621 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:54,530 - # Aw, he's got two left feet # - What are you doing? 622 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,698 # And he bites my moves # 623 00:32:56,774 --> 00:33:00,232 # I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance ## 624 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,279 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 625 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,008 Dance! 626 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,274 Prom is over for you, Sugar Ray! 627 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,512 - You too, Marvelous Marvin. You're out. - What? 628 00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,555 - You're takin' me out? - Wait. But he and I are nominated for prom... 629 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,749 Sucks for you, sister. 630 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:24,028 Attention, students. Attention. 631 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:28,198 Will the candidates for king and queen gather on the stage? 632 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,740 The votes are in. 633 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,800 This is the moment you've all been waiting for... 634 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:38,212 where we announce our junior prom king and also prom queen. 635 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,020 Roll the drum, please. 636 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,793 And this year's junior prom king is... 637 00:33:57,268 --> 00:34:00,760 David Karofsky. 638 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,603 Achievement. Achievement. 639 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,235 You suck so bad, Quinn Fabray. I won. 640 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,506 Yeah! 641 00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:19,085 And now your 2011 McKinley High prom queen... 642 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:25,291 with an overwhelming number of write-in votes, is... 643 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,293 Kurt Hummel. 644 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,171 Whoo! 645 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:55,591 Kurt, stop! Kurt! 646 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:59,361 - I have never been so humiliated! - Stop. 647 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,866 Stop, Kurt. Please, just stop. Come on. 648 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,959 Don't you get how stupid we were? 649 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,766 We thought that because no one was teasing us or beating us up... 650 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:12,242 that-that no one cared, like some kind of progress had been made. 651 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:14,244 But it's still the same. 652 00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:20,514 - It's just a stupid joke. - No, it's not. 653 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:24,282 All that hate- they were just afraid to say it out loud... 654 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,152 so they did it by secret ballot. 655 00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:30,825 I'm one big anonymous practical joke. 656 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:32,863 - Quinn, you need to calm down. - This is your fault. 657 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,727 Nobody ever would have voted for me... 658 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,528 'cause they know he would rather be with you. 659 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:38,000 That's not true. 660 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,199 I'm so sorry. 661 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,074 How could my running mate win and I didn't? 662 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,912 I mean, just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me too. 663 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,679 It's just a stupid crown you can buy at the party store. 664 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:58,380 I'm gonna be an outsider my whole life. 665 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:01,823 Can't I just have one night where I'm queen? 666 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,121 I'm not going back in there. 667 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,821 - Where I'm accepted? - No way. 668 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,625 There's no way I'm staying at this school. 669 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,255 I'm gonna transfer out. 670 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,426 As soon as we get to New York, I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony... 671 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,094 or Tribeca. 672 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,364 Would you at least sit down? 673 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:20,744 Do you want to go? 674 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:23,746 We don't have to go back in there. 675 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,714 Wasn't this prom supposed to be about redemption... 676 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:29,480 about taking away that lump you had in your throat from running away? 677 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:32,489 If we leave, all it's gonna do is give me a lump too. 678 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,956 So what do you want to do? 679 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:43,128 I'm gonna go back in there and get coronated. 680 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:48,602 I'm gonna show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me... 681 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,470 or whispering behind my back... 682 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,009 that they can't touch me... 683 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:57,343 that they can't touch us... or what we have. 684 00:36:57,415 --> 00:37:01,146 Most girls would be upset about being slapped in the face, but... 685 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,346 I happen to appreciate the drama of it. 686 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,823 I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel. 687 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,091 At least you don't have to be terrified all the time. 688 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,496 What are you so scared of? 689 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:21,271 The future... 690 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:23,807 when all this is gone. 691 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:27,300 Look. You have nothing to be scared of. 692 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:29,972 You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. 693 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:33,149 Prettiest girl I've ever met, but... 694 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,008 you're a lot more than that. 695 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:39,187 Here. 696 00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:43,121 Can I help? 697 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:47,220 They must have sensed that I was a lesbian. They must have. 698 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,697 Do I smell like a golf course? 699 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,666 They don't know what you're hiding. They just... 700 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,498 They know that you're not being yourself. 701 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:55,471 If you were to embrace all the awesomeness that you are... 702 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,871 you would have won. 703 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,537 - How do you know? - Because I voted for you. 704 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:07,584 And because I believe in you, Santana. 705 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:13,918 This prom sucks. 706 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:18,051 Now what am I supposed to do? 707 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,324 Go back out there and be there for Kurt. 708 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,866 This is gonna be a lot harder for him than it is for you. 709 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,533 Are you ready for this? 710 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:38,339 Well, stumbles, it's 10:00 p.m. You've officially missed your prom. 711 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,214 I'm not gonna rat somebody out for doing something that I did. 712 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,918 I was upset and I wanted to impress a girl. 713 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,820 But I wasn't down on getting everybody wasted... 714 00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:49,724 so I poured a flask of lemonade into the punch. 715 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:53,594 - Wait. You didn't spike the punch? - Yes, I did. 716 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:55,325 With alcohol? 717 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:57,560 Oh. Yeah, then no, I didn't. 718 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,125 Why didn't you tell me that before? 719 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:02,195 I was just about to pull out a couple of your molars. 720 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,464 So can I go? 721 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:07,773 You should really be ashamed of yourself. 722 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,575 You are seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture. 723 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:33,033 Oh, my God. I feel so bad for him. 724 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,935 Ladies and gentlemen... 725 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:39,374 your 2011 prom queen- Kurt Hummel. 726 00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:03,595 Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton. 727 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:30,152 And now, behold the tradition of our 2011 prom king and queen... 728 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,218 sharing their first dance. 729 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,867 Now's your moment. 730 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:42,304 What? 731 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,967 Come out. Make a difference. 732 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,142 I can't. 733 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:03,687 Excuse me. 734 00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:06,229 - # Oh, yeah # - May I have this dance? 735 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,492 # You can dance # 736 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:11,364 - # You can jive # - Yes. 737 00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:14,063 - # Having the time of your life # - Yes, you may. 738 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:18,040 # Ooh, ooh, ooh See that girl # 739 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:23,011 # Watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen # 740 00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:29,685 # Friday night and the lights are low # 741 00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:33,746 # Looking out for a place to go # 742 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:37,055 # Oh, where they play the right music # 743 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:42,121 # Getting in the swing You come to look for a king # 744 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:47,604 # And when you get the chance # 745 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:51,163 # You are the dancing queen # 746 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,800 # Young and sweet # 747 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:58,338 # Only seventeen # 748 00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:00,576 # Dancing queen # 749 00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:04,917 # Feel the beat from the tambourine # 750 00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:07,457 # Oh, yeah # 751 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:12,258 # You can dance you can jive # 752 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:15,958 # Having the time of your life # 753 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:19,469 # Ooh, ooh, ooh See that girl # 754 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:24,839 # Watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen # 755 00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:31,144 # Dancing, dancing queen # 756 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:38,519 # Diggin' the dancing queen ## 757 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:18,850 English - US - SDH