1 00:00:02,807 --> 00:00:07,801 (''DOCTOR WHO'' THEME) 2 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:50,604 Ow! Ooh! 3 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,880 Pretty, pretty! 4 00:00:59,847 --> 00:01:02,839 Here, my pretty one! 5 00:01:06,047 --> 00:01:08,800 Steady, my little beauty! 6 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:11,162 Come to Shockeye! 7 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:17,884 What a fine fleshy beast! 8 00:01:18,047 --> 00:01:22,484 Just in your prime and ripe for the knife! 9 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,755 Pity it's not a jack! 10 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,918 Still... 11 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:47,082 Varl, inform Chessene that we have another Time Lord for our collection. 12 00:01:47,247 --> 00:01:49,522 Very good, sir. 13 00:01:52,287 --> 00:01:58,556 I am Group Marshal Stike, Commander of the Ninth Sontaran Battle Group. 14 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:02,766 A long way from the war, aren't you, Stike? Going badly, is it? 15 00:02:02,927 --> 00:02:06,681 On the contrary. And thanks to the information you gave me, 16 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:09,759 I shall be back in time for the crucial battle. 17 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:12,760 My money's still on the Rutans. 18 00:02:12,927 --> 00:02:15,395 Into the machine, Time Lord! 19 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:17,558 Why? 20 00:02:18,487 --> 00:02:21,365 Oh, of course. You don't really expect me 21 00:02:21,527 --> 00:02:26,123 to give the Sontarans the power of unlimited time travel, do you? 22 00:02:28,087 --> 00:02:30,237 Do it or your comrade dies! 23 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:34,358 Get in! 24 00:03:08,487 --> 00:03:09,966 Satisfied? 25 00:03:10,127 --> 00:03:13,517 - So, the machine is now primed? - Yes. 26 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:16,645 Excellent. I shall now execute your comrade. 27 00:03:16,807 --> 00:03:20,846 Wait! That's why you Sontarans have no allies! 28 00:03:21,007 --> 00:03:24,204 - You can't be trusted! - We have no need of allies! 29 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:26,597 Sontaran might is invincible! 30 00:03:27,687 --> 00:03:29,598 Agh! 31 00:03:30,687 --> 00:03:32,882 Run, Jamie! 32 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,845 (YELLS) 33 00:03:48,247 --> 00:03:50,283 (GASPS) 34 00:03:54,927 --> 00:03:57,919 - Who has done this to you, Stike? - A Time Lord. 35 00:03:58,087 --> 00:04:01,477 Impossible! How could the Time Lords have traced us? 36 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:05,765 It's the truth. I did not do this to myself! 37 00:04:05,927 --> 00:04:09,920 The Doctor's companion at the Space Station had a knife like that. 38 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:23,683 - Doctor! - Jamie! 39 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,122 There you are, Jamie! 40 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,758 (BOTH) Snap! 41 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:39,202 I've come a long way for you! 42 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,881 Naturally. Don't expect any thanks. 43 00:04:42,047 --> 00:04:44,800 - (DOOR OPENS) - Someone's coming! 44 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,804 - Too late! - Up the stairs! Extemporise! 45 00:04:56,287 --> 00:05:00,803 Wake up, old Time Lord. Supper will soon be served! 46 00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:09,441 (CHESSENE) They've escaped. (STIKE) Typical cowardice! 47 00:05:09,607 --> 00:05:11,677 They'll come back. They have to. 48 00:05:11,847 --> 00:05:15,999 Dastari, come with me. Stike, you and Varl search the area. 49 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:23,276 That Androgum has given its last order! 50 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:27,076 - Sir? - I have outwitted Chessene. 51 00:05:27,247 --> 00:05:30,717 The time module is now fully operational, Major Varl, 52 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:34,482 so you and I can return to our unit. 53 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:37,923 Excellent news, sir! 54 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,805 Come! 55 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:47,680 Now that the Time Lords have located us, we must move quickly. 56 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,317 - The operation cannot be hurried. - I'm aware of that. 57 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:56,165 I have a contingency plan. 58 00:05:56,327 --> 00:06:00,206 - It's been in my mind for some time. - What contingency plan? 59 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:05,964 I want you to turn this Time Lord into an Androgum. You could do that, I know. 60 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:10,125 Well, if I had the genetic material. 61 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:14,124 - Take it from Shockeye. - Shockeye? 62 00:06:14,287 --> 00:06:16,755 I want you to make a consort for me. 63 00:06:16,927 --> 00:06:19,236 Leave him the power of time travel. 64 00:06:19,407 --> 00:06:21,967 Leave the symbiotic nuclei within him, 65 00:06:22,127 --> 00:06:27,520 but turn him into an Androgum by blood and by instinct. How long would that take? 66 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:32,602 Not long. Two simple operations. The first to implant the genetic material, 67 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:36,362 and then a second operation to stabilise his condition. 68 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:40,122 (CHESSENE) Good. Then that is what we shall do. 69 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:57,846 (CHESSENE) Shockeye! 70 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:04,280 Help Dastari get the Doctor back to the operating theatre. 71 00:07:04,447 --> 00:07:07,325 Let me trim the beast first. It won't take long. 72 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:11,878 Later, Shockeye. Dastari wants to operate immediately. 73 00:07:13,647 --> 00:07:16,161 If you say so! 74 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:25,645 - Orders. - Yes, sir. 75 00:07:25,807 --> 00:07:30,642 Return to the craft and contact Sontaran High Command. 76 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:35,765 Report that we have possession of a functioning time-space machine. 77 00:07:36,687 --> 00:07:42,125 Request permission to use it to rejoin our unit in the Madillon Cluster. 78 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,959 Yes, sir! 79 00:07:44,127 --> 00:07:47,756 That done, set the craft to self-destruct. 80 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:51,681 I intend to leave no one alive here. 81 00:07:56,247 --> 00:07:59,717 No! You know what they've cooked up for you, Shockeye? 82 00:07:59,887 --> 00:08:03,436 No! I don't want to be turned into an Androgum! 83 00:08:03,607 --> 00:08:05,962 Chessene! 84 00:08:12,287 --> 00:08:15,484 - Peri, can you stand? - Oh, my head! 85 00:08:15,647 --> 00:08:17,717 - What happened? - Can you stand? 86 00:08:17,887 --> 00:08:21,163 - Yes, I think so. - Come on. Let's get out of here! 87 00:08:33,407 --> 00:08:35,443 (CHESSENE) How long? 88 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:40,681 A few minutes. It's the same operation I've performed many times on you. 89 00:08:40,847 --> 00:08:45,204 This time you are taking from an Androgum rather than augmenting one. 90 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:50,919 The principle is the same. What will you do when Stike discovers the plan's been changed? 91 00:08:51,927 --> 00:08:56,364 I have no further use for Stike. He and his underling must be destroyed. 92 00:09:06,487 --> 00:09:11,277 - They've still got the Doctor! - And they're turning him into an Androgum! 93 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:14,917 - How long will it take? - Dastari said two operations. 94 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,555 - Stike should have acted by now. - How? 95 00:09:17,727 --> 00:09:19,957 He has a functioning time machine. 96 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,961 I'd expect him to kill Chessene and Dastari before he leaves. 97 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:27,199 - Why isn't my plan working? - Your plan? 98 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,883 Someone of Stike's build can't sneak up behind me without my hearing them! 99 00:09:32,047 --> 00:09:34,003 You knew he was there! 100 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:38,001 That's why I said what I did. None of it was strictly true, 101 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:41,204 but he believed it because I was talking to you. 102 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:44,837 - But the machine worked! I saw it. - It worked for ME. 103 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:51,003 But it won't work for him because I have the briode nebuliser! 104 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:55,716 I've given the Time Lord a 50 per cent Androgum inheritance. 105 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,800 Within an hour, that will become the dominant genetic factor. 106 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:04,802 - I can then stabilise his cell structure. - We must deal with the Sontarans. 107 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:07,401 - How? - Coronic acid kills them. 108 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,364 We have no coronic acid. 109 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:14,317 I had three canisters prepared before we left the station, just in case. 110 00:10:43,247 --> 00:10:45,238 Chessene... 111 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:49,404 ..you have betrayed me! 112 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:53,845 You have fouled the blood of the Quancing Grig! 113 00:11:03,607 --> 00:11:07,725 - Capercaillies in brandy sauce! - What? 114 00:11:07,887 --> 00:11:14,599 With a stuffing of black pudding made of live pig's blood, herbs and pepper! 115 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:20,285 And the breast of the bird should be slit and studded with truffles! 116 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,837 - You know the cuisine of this planet? - Of course I do. 117 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:27,841 I have eaten pressed duck at the Tour d'Argent. 118 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:33,320 They are fed only on corn, fruit pulp and molasses. They are exquisite, Shockeye! 119 00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:36,524 Why am I thinking of food? 120 00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:40,680 Because you are now an Androgum! 121 00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:45,637 Can you lead me to one of these eating places to sample the local dishes? 122 00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:49,038 Of course I can, but you will need proper clothes. 123 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,199 A collar, a neck-tie at least. 124 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:56,118 I know where there are clothes! 125 00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:09,324 At last! Action, I think. 126 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,320 Stike! Varl! This way. 127 00:12:16,047 --> 00:12:18,038 Not yet. 128 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:20,880 Chessene first. 129 00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:23,436 She's more dangerous. 130 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:31,121 - (STIKE) What is it, Dastari? - The Time Lord has returned. 131 00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:34,836 He's in the passage. Chessene's waiting in the cellar. 132 00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:37,567 If you go in this way, we have him trapped. 133 00:12:37,727 --> 00:12:40,719 A double double-cross! 134 00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:43,640 Gets more interesting by the minute! 135 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:30,244 Agh! 136 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:59,357 - Looks like Chessene's won! - Yeah. 137 00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:01,518 Doctor! 138 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,841 Quail pâté, I think, Shockeye! 139 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:11,886 Followed by a bisque de crevettes! 140 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:22,485 - Now where are they going? - They look quite pally! 141 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:28,005 - Where have they gone? - They're hunting food. 142 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:32,638 - If the Doctor isn't stabilised... - He'll reject the transfusion. 143 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:36,720 - We must find them! - Wait! On Earth, there is little hunting. 144 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:40,436 The Doña Arana remembers many restaurants in Seville. 145 00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:43,167 That is where they shall be. Come! 146 00:14:53,487 --> 00:14:56,718 Treacherous hag! 147 00:14:56,887 --> 00:15:02,484 I shall return to destroy this Androgum filth! 148 00:15:04,807 --> 00:15:08,846 (SHOCKEYE) Tell me, on this planet, do they ever eat their own? 149 00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:12,044 I believe in the far Indies, it has been known, 150 00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:14,960 but I remember a dish, shepherd's pie... 151 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:18,915 Shepherd's pie? A shepherd! Can't we walk quicker? 152 00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:28,278 (DOCTOR) Wait! 153 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:31,519 There's a machine coming. 154 00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:02,879 - Can you drive this machine? - Of course I can! 155 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:07,916 Get in, my friend. We shall be in Seville in five minutes! 156 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:21,405 I can't believe my Doctor just stood there and let a man get killed! 157 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:25,958 He's 80 per cent Androgum. By the time the effect reaches me, 158 00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:28,118 it'll be close to 100 per cent. 159 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,484 - Reaches you? - It will unless we can save him. 160 00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:35,242 I'm already beginning to feel changes. 161 00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:38,001 Eh?! Well, come on, then! 162 00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:09,240 (BLEEPING) 163 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,519 My space craft! 164 00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,476 We'll never find him here, Doctor! 165 00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:32,558 - It's too big. - Look! 166 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:42,920 They can't be more than a minute ahead of us. This way, I think. 167 00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:44,645 How do you know? 168 00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:47,241 Peri, it IS me we're following! 169 00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:58,236 - I still don't understand it. - What? 170 00:17:58,407 --> 00:18:02,036 That you and the Doctor, my Doctor, are the same person. 171 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,597 Of course we're the same...but different. 172 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:09,237 See how my sartorial taste has improved, for instance! 173 00:18:09,407 --> 00:18:13,320 How can two of you be together at the same point in space and time? 174 00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:15,842 When you travel around as much as I do, 175 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,682 you're bound to run into yourself at some point! Come on. 176 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:34,203 Personally, I have never seen the necessity for starting a meal with... 177 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,835 - What was your word? - Hors d'oeuvres. 178 00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:39,396 Quite unnecessary, in my opinion. 179 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:43,685 Eight or nine main dishes are quite enough in my opinion. 180 00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:46,281 Well, on this planet, it is the custom. 181 00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:51,646 The greatest chefs agree - Brillat-Savarin, the noble Escoffier - 182 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:54,879 they agree one should begin with a light dish. 183 00:18:55,047 --> 00:19:00,838 Something to bring relish to the appetite. Pâté de foie gras de Strasbourg en croûte! 184 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,920 - Or a serving of Belon oysters! - (SHOCKEYE MOANS) 185 00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:10,320 Even a light salad with artichoke hearts and country ham will suffice. 186 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:13,479 It gets the digestive juices flowing! 187 00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:19,199 - How much further is this place? - Just round the next corner if I remember. 188 00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:56,042 They're checking the restaurants. Something I should have thought of. 189 00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:59,802 Come on. Let's find them before Chessene does. 190 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:37,325 (GASPS AND CHOKES) 191 00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:41,761 (CHOKES) 192 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,119 Juan, can you see to table six? 193 00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:59,520 Welcome to Las Cadenas, señors. 194 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:05,605 How delightful to see gentlemen of the old school. 195 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,997 May I enquire if you have a booking? 196 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,886 Booking? I want food! 197 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:14,278 No reservation? Well, come this way. 198 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:18,076 Fortunately, I have an excellent table for you. 199 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,556 (SNIFFS) 200 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,081 Do you serve humans here? 201 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,238 Most of the time, sir. 202 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:36,482 Yes, I think I could venture to say that most of our customers are certainly human! 203 00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:40,083 I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile! 204 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:45,241 No, sir. The nouvelle cuisine has not yet penetrated this establishment. 205 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,406 Juan... 206 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,278 - No luck? - No. 207 00:22:05,447 --> 00:22:08,519 Just a load of tourists eating paella and chips. 208 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:12,805 They'd have gone for somewhere more ela...borate. 209 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,958 What's wrong? 210 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:18,722 - There's a cat! - What about it? 211 00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:23,756 Well, they say there's more than one way to cook a cat! 212 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:27,481 Here, pussy! 213 00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:32,675 Doctor, what are you doing? 214 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:38,080 They can make quite good eating! Small mammals are quite flavoursome when baked. 215 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:40,841 What are you saying? I don't understand. 216 00:22:42,087 --> 00:22:44,123 I knew it would happen! 217 00:22:45,287 --> 00:22:48,199 - I'm turning into an Androgum! - You can't! 218 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,758 You're not an Androgum, you're a Time Lord! Pull yourself together! 219 00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:57,682 Yes. Yes, that's right. I'm a Time Lord. 220 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:13,966 - Do you feel better now? - Yes. Yes, I'm all right. 221 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,118 For the moment. 222 00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:25,959 What on earth have they had? Nobody can run up a bill for 81,600 pesetas! 223 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:30,120 What? Let me see. They've had lobster, clams and squid, 224 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:33,359 brains in white sauce, two whole suckling pigs, 225 00:23:33,527 --> 00:23:37,520 a ham with figs, eight steaks and an entire family paella! 226 00:23:37,687 --> 00:23:39,996 A whole paella? That's 12 servings! 227 00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:42,920 They've just ordered 12 breasts of pigeon, 228 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:46,762 probably to help down the last of their 12 bottles of wine! 229 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:50,363 What a gargantuan repast! It's incredible! 230 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,883 And they're still eating! 231 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,720 They've covered that way, so we'll go this. 232 00:24:11,887 --> 00:24:14,879 I think they should start paying now, Oscar. 233 00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:18,483 Yes. Well, leave it to me. 234 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:27,646 - Was everything to your satisfaction? - Tolerable. 235 00:24:27,807 --> 00:24:32,722 It's been a pleasure to see such dedicated trenchermen enjoying their food. 236 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:37,438 Unfortunately, the reckoning is rather high! 237 00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:44,803 - What is this? - It's the amount you owe, sir. 238 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:49,802 - Do you understand this? - He's asking for money. 239 00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:51,878 Money? 240 00:24:52,047 --> 00:24:54,845 Tokens of exchange. 241 00:24:56,007 --> 00:24:59,397 - This is our tally? - Yes, sir. 242 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:06,284 - Here. - Keep the change. 243 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:11,157 I'm sorry, sir. I can see you're a wit as well as a bon vivant, 244 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:14,603 but this, whatever it is, is not acceptable. 245 00:25:15,487 --> 00:25:17,955 That is a 20-narg note! 246 00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:22,837 - It's valid anywhere in the nine planets! - It's not acceptable here. 247 00:25:28,007 --> 00:25:31,158 - Las Cadenas! - Las Ca-de-nas! 248 00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:35,036 - Isn't that where Oscar works? - I think that was the name. 249 00:25:35,207 --> 00:25:39,120 There are more restaurants here than you'd find fleas on a dog! 250 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,245 Dog? Where? 251 00:25:45,287 --> 00:25:47,676 Oscar, you must stop them. 252 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,600 Yes, yes, I must. 253 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:56,966 Gentlemen, if this is a joke, it has gone on long enough. 254 00:25:57,127 --> 00:26:00,085 We can accept any recognised credit card. 255 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,965 I will pay you with this! 256 00:26:06,687 --> 00:26:11,397 Your whining importunacy has acidised my digestive juices! 257 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:13,762 Agh! 258 00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:27,565 - Oscar! - What happened? 259 00:26:27,727 --> 00:26:31,322 Officer! Promptly on the scene as always! 260 00:26:31,487 --> 00:26:33,842 Let me see that. 261 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:39,718 A ridiculous thing to happen. Unhappy customers usually just don't leave a tip! 262 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:41,684 Doctor? 263 00:26:41,847 --> 00:26:45,442 You're going to be all right. I phoned for the ambulance. 264 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:50,806 No... No, I fear this is Botcherby's last curtain call. 265 00:26:50,967 --> 00:26:54,277 No one will never see my definitive Hamlet now. 266 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,599 We will! We'll all be there on the first night, Oscar! 267 00:26:59,407 --> 00:27:02,877 To die, to sleep... 268 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:07,682 To sleep, perchance to dream... 269 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:11,843 - Where are you, Anita? - I'm here! 270 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:16,603 Please take care of my beautiful moths. 271 00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:24,159 (SOBS) 272 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:29,281 Goodnight, sweet Prince. 273 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:34,043 Doctor, just look at the Doctor! His face! 274 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:55,119 - Can you walk? - Walk? 275 00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:57,960 Of course I can walk! 276 00:27:58,127 --> 00:28:00,118 Right. Come on. 277 00:28:03,287 --> 00:28:06,279 I am a police officer. Come along with me, sir! 278 00:28:06,447 --> 00:28:09,280 What is this? Who do I think you are? 279 00:28:10,127 --> 00:28:12,516 We'd better go. 280 00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:26,880 - Now, you come along with me, sir! - How dare you?! Let go of me! 281 00:28:27,047 --> 00:28:29,436 - This way! - No, this way! 282 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:35,682 - Now, look. You got me into this mess! - Will you please stop squabbling? 283 00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:39,075 We'll go this way. 284 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:44,245 (CHESSENE) No! 285 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:50,716 You'll come this way! We have some unfinished business to attend to. 286 00:29:39,047 --> 00:29:41,436 My word, what a mess! 287 00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:46,522 I think perhaps, Dastari, you ought to sack your chatelaine (!) 288 00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:51,680 Shockeye! What has happened here? 289 00:29:51,847 --> 00:29:58,480 It seems that Group Marshal Stike vaporized his space craft and himself. 290 00:29:58,647 --> 00:30:00,558 I found this. 291 00:30:01,487 --> 00:30:05,526 - So he survived the coronic acid. - Obviously. 292 00:30:05,687 --> 00:30:07,325 Down to the cellars. 293 00:30:10,287 --> 00:30:12,482 You know the way, I think. 294 00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:27,199 The control box has been moved. Is it damaged? 295 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,961 The briode nebuliser is missing. 296 00:30:31,807 --> 00:30:34,082 Do you mean this? 297 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,405 Why did you remove it? 298 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:40,764 Because it contains my symbiotic print. 299 00:30:44,087 --> 00:30:48,046 - Return this to the machine. - How did your imprint get into this? 300 00:30:48,207 --> 00:30:51,483 Stike forced me to prime and use the machine. 301 00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:56,198 There is a simple way of testing whether you are still trying to deceive us. 302 00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:59,006 Come, girl. 303 00:31:09,287 --> 00:31:11,278 Now we shall see. 304 00:31:13,087 --> 00:31:16,238 (WHIRRING) 305 00:31:17,327 --> 00:31:19,238 There you are. 306 00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:25,884 Kartz and Reimer's subjects always vapourised into the time stream. 307 00:31:26,047 --> 00:31:31,326 Peri won't. And she hasn't any symbiotic nuclei, I can assure you. 308 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:38,358 (WHIRRING) 309 00:31:45,287 --> 00:31:47,278 Out! 310 00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:53,278 Satisfied? 311 00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:56,405 Dastari, chain these creatures up. 312 00:31:56,567 --> 00:32:01,038 Chain us up? After I've handed you the secret of time travel on a plate! 313 00:32:01,207 --> 00:32:04,438 Come on, Chessene. Where's your gratitude? 314 00:32:04,607 --> 00:32:06,916 (CHESSENE) Dastari. 315 00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:09,282 Come on. 316 00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:16,639 Ooh, madam, before we leave, let me cook one of the humans. 317 00:32:16,807 --> 00:32:20,402 Didn't you sate your appetite sufficiently in the city? 318 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:25,595 A mere snack. You promised we could have a human before leaving Earth! 319 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:28,725 Well, if it would please you. 320 00:32:29,607 --> 00:32:34,078 Take the one in the skirt. He is the youngest of the jacks. 321 00:32:34,247 --> 00:32:36,044 Thank you, madam! 322 00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:47,760 - Get your hands off me! - Steady, my beauty! 323 00:32:47,927 --> 00:32:52,079 Oh, there's some juiceful meat on this one, Chessene! 324 00:32:52,247 --> 00:32:54,477 (JAMIE'S DOCTOR) Jamie! 325 00:33:04,687 --> 00:33:07,076 You might at least say goodbye! 326 00:33:10,487 --> 00:33:13,559 You're almost as clever as I am! 327 00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:15,763 What does he mean? 328 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,283 I presume you've sabotaged the briode nebuliser? 329 00:33:19,447 --> 00:33:23,235 - Pared the interface. - Precisely what I would have done. 330 00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:25,284 But it worked, didn't it? 331 00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:28,519 I left a thin membrane so that it would work once. 332 00:33:28,687 --> 00:33:32,441 - I knew she'd want to test it! - There's no need to be so smug. 333 00:33:32,607 --> 00:33:36,919 - We've got to rescue Jamie! - (BOTH) Can you reach that wheelchair? 334 00:33:37,087 --> 00:33:40,682 - I'm not elastic! - You'll reach it with your feet if you try. 335 00:33:40,847 --> 00:33:42,838 (PERI'S DOCTOR) Good girl! 336 00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:46,044 - What's the idea? - Push it over towards him. 337 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:48,437 Why? He's not going anywhere in it! 338 00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:51,280 Come along! That's it! 339 00:34:01,287 --> 00:34:04,802 - What do you think? - It might work. It's worth a try. 340 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:09,358 Easy... 341 00:34:09,527 --> 00:34:11,995 Easy does it... 342 00:34:19,087 --> 00:34:21,078 Well done! 343 00:34:37,287 --> 00:34:40,040 - (JAMIE YELLS) - Never mind me, help him! 344 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,278 The key! 345 00:34:46,687 --> 00:34:48,678 (AGONISED YELL) 346 00:34:48,847 --> 00:34:52,635 - What are you doing? - Tenderising the meat. 347 00:34:52,807 --> 00:34:57,835 See how the flesh is marbling? That's the fatty tissue breaking up. 348 00:34:58,007 --> 00:35:00,805 You should kill him first, surely? 349 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:04,243 It works better on a live animal. 350 00:35:04,407 --> 00:35:06,796 - Aagh! - It looks very painful. 351 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:11,960 That's simply a nervous reflex. I've been butchering all my life. 352 00:35:12,127 --> 00:35:16,678 Primitive creatures don't feel pain in the way that we would. 353 00:35:16,847 --> 00:35:19,281 (AGONISED YELL) 354 00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:29,566 Now, this is the part, I always say, where you can tell a butcher from a botcher! 355 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:32,924 The meat should always have a clean edge. 356 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:38,605 One of the Time Lords has escaped! You didn't fasten the manacle! 357 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:40,758 - I did! - Don't argue! 358 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:43,521 It's vital that he be caught and killed! 359 00:35:43,687 --> 00:35:47,600 To kill a Time Lord would destroy everything we've achieved! 360 00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:51,316 The Gallifreyans have powers we've not even dreamed of. 361 00:35:51,487 --> 00:35:53,284 Kill him, I tell you! 362 00:35:53,447 --> 00:35:55,278 KILL HIM! 363 00:35:58,007 --> 00:36:03,320 This will only take a few minutes. We could have the saddle and haunches for supper. 364 00:36:03,487 --> 00:36:07,958 Never mind that now, Shockeye! I want that Time Lord found! 365 00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:24,638 - Jamie! Can you hear me? - (JAMIE GROANS) 366 00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:32,402 Jamie! Wake up! 367 00:36:36,287 --> 00:36:40,565 I thought you might return to help the primitive! 368 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,046 Agh! 369 00:36:55,687 --> 00:37:00,158 - Shockeye! The Time Lord! - I know, madam. I wounded him! 370 00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:01,840 Look! 371 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:08,118 Then follow his blood trail. 372 00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:10,278 Kill him, Shockeye. 373 00:37:10,447 --> 00:37:12,642 Certainly, madam! 374 00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:45,521 (GROANS) 375 00:37:56,327 --> 00:38:00,479 Right! I'll have that Shockeye, so I will! 376 00:38:02,087 --> 00:38:05,079 Come along, Peri. It's time we were off. 377 00:38:07,247 --> 00:38:10,364 Chessene wants me to kill you. 378 00:38:18,527 --> 00:38:21,963 Your run is nearly ended, Time Lord! 379 00:38:25,967 --> 00:38:30,995 Give up, Time Lord! You cannot escape Shockeye o' the Quancing Grig! 380 00:39:35,007 --> 00:39:39,205 The blood is warm and salt, Time Lord! 381 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:42,837 (SNIFFS) 382 00:39:45,287 --> 00:39:48,597 I know how near you are! 383 00:39:53,287 --> 00:39:57,883 (SHOCKEYE YELLS) 384 00:40:06,407 --> 00:40:08,841 (GASPS) 385 00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:16,166 Your just desserts! 386 00:40:32,287 --> 00:40:35,279 (DASTARI) I remember it very clearly, Doctor. 387 00:40:35,447 --> 00:40:38,837 There speaks the real Dastari. My old friend! 388 00:40:39,007 --> 00:40:43,398 I ordered you to kill these two. Why are they still alive? 389 00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:47,685 There's been enough killing, Chessene, and it's my fault. 390 00:40:47,847 --> 00:40:52,159 I took an Androgum, a lowly, unthinking creature of instinct, 391 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:54,477 and tried to set her among the gods! 392 00:40:54,647 --> 00:40:58,196 I put myself among the gods! I shall liberate my people. 393 00:40:58,367 --> 00:41:01,359 We shall reign over all other beings! 394 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,278 Stop! 395 00:41:16,087 --> 00:41:19,397 (WHIRRING) 396 00:41:24,487 --> 00:41:27,160 Agh! 397 00:41:29,527 --> 00:41:32,439 (PERI) Is she dead? (DOCTOR) Very. 398 00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:37,237 Molecular disintegration. Horrible! 399 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:41,923 - That's it, then. - Except for that Shockeye! 400 00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:44,760 He's been...mothballed (!) 401 00:41:45,687 --> 00:41:50,477 That's a mess! It'll take you quite a while to put that back together again! 402 00:41:50,647 --> 00:41:53,366 That will not be necessary. 403 00:41:54,287 --> 00:41:58,838 A Stattenheim remote control! I've always wanted one of those! 404 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:02,079 Some of us have earned these little privileges! 405 00:42:03,367 --> 00:42:05,039 (WHISTLES) 406 00:42:05,207 --> 00:42:08,199 (WHOOSHING) 407 00:42:13,087 --> 00:42:15,237 - Jamie... - After you, Doctor. 408 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,637 No, after you, Jamie. 409 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:19,798 - Goodbye, Peri. - Bye. 410 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:28,002 - Doctor. - Keep an eye on the old gentleman, will you? 411 00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:32,763 Do try to keep out of my way in future and in past, there's a good fellow. 412 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:37,637 The time continuum should be big enough for both of us...just! 413 00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:40,162 I preferred you as an Androgum! 414 00:42:44,447 --> 00:42:47,837 (WHOOSHING) 415 00:42:49,087 --> 00:42:51,806 Of all the conceited ingrates! 416 00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:55,596 He almost succeeded in concealing my natural charm! 417 00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:58,406 Was that your Tardis? 418 00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:04,122 I don't understand. How can it be in two places at the same time? 419 00:43:04,287 --> 00:43:08,280 That's the whole point. It's not in two places at the same time. 420 00:43:08,447 --> 00:43:11,837 My Tardis is five minutes' walk from here. After you. 421 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:14,202 No, after you. 422 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:18,046 No, after you! 423 00:43:21,327 --> 00:43:25,081 Doctor, we're not going fishing again, are we? 424 00:43:25,247 --> 00:43:27,238 No. 425 00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:32,686 From now on, it's a healthy vegetarian diet for both of us!