1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,094 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,694 Nationals is in New York City and everyone's really excited. 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:09,139 Jesse St. James is back in town and he's starting a show choir consulting business. 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,700 Two things that I'm great at- show choir and destroying the competition. 5 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,214 New Directions should hire him. A, they really want to win, and B, he's superhandsome. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,374 Terri's back too, and Sue wants the Honey Badger... 7 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,849 to take out the Glee Club before they can get to New York. 8 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,545 And that's what you missed on Glee. 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,616 New Directions... 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,352 I would like to introduce you to our new show choir consultant... 11 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,087 Jesse St. James. 12 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,954 I don't trust this guy. 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,296 He's gonna trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,961 I don't need to do much tricking to get you to do something stupid, Finn. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,996 Guys, Jesse is just a consultant. I still make all the calls. 16 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,406 I have all the confidence in the world in you guys. 17 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:48,812 I just think we could use all the help we can get because... this is it. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,114 We've been working so hard for two years for this moment, and that moment is finally here. 19 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:56,644 I was talking with Jesse and he agreed we should continue with our successful trend... 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,918 of doing original songs for the competition. 21 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,722 I was thinking of doing one group number and one duet. 22 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,992 Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully." 23 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,295 Yeah. It killed us. We lost. 24 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,301 - May I? - Uh, yeah. 25 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:13,601 I agree that Rachel should sing lead, but, Finn, I think it's best if you sit this one out. 26 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,141 The fact is, most of the other guys in here are better singers... 27 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:19,042 and Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance. 28 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,637 You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop. 29 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,114 You see what I'm talking about? This guy's a jerk! 30 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,950 - Maybe you could be a little gentler with your advice. - Gentle? 31 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,613 - Yes. - I'm sorry. 32 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:33,455 I didn't realize we were training for the "Good Try" ribbon at nationals. 33 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,393 I thought we were in it to win the whole thing, and there's only one way we can do that. 34 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:39,398 - Poison darts? - The Vocal Adrenaline strategy is simple. 35 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,732 Identify your best performer and build the entire performance around them. 36 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,897 - So what does everyone else do? - And who's our star performer? 37 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,908 We're gonna have auditions to find out. 38 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:53,241 I'm gonna post a sign-up sheet later this afternoon. 39 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,372 Don't you think this is kinda not our style? 40 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,544 Normally I'd agree with you, but this is the big time. I think we should listen to Jesse. 41 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,827 I just don't know what you're so angry about. 44 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,835 They have purchased airline tickets... 45 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,837 tickets that I would like to screw up. 46 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:23,808 I asked you to recruit an expert computer hacker, and you bring me this. 47 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,038 Do I get a super villain nickname? 48 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,579 Your nickname is Panda Express. 49 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:31,242 - But I'm not Chinese. - Neither is the food at Panda Express. 50 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,080 I'm on top of this. 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,088 All the official travel for the school goes through the Lima Heights Travel Agency. 52 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,785 All we have to do is e-mail them through Principal Figgins's e-mail account. 53 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,884 - So what's the holdup? - We don't know his password. 54 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,862 Principal Figgins is an idiot, something America is chock full of. 55 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:48,924 What is the most common password in America? 56 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,663 1-2-3-4? 57 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,266 - We're in. - Outstanding. 58 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,036 The travel agency sent an e-mail yesterday... 59 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:02,138 confirming an itinerary with a layover in Chicago before heading on to New York. 60 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,616 Compose an e-mail requesting a flight that's routed through Tripoli. 61 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,085 Tripoli? Wait, isn't that in Libya? 62 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,088 The second that plane touches the tarmac... 63 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:12,124 they'll be swarmed by armed militants... 64 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,592 Wait. Are we trying to have the Glee Club killed? 65 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:15,992 Or kidnapped and killed. 66 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,093 Panda... make it so. 67 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,930 Someone really woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 68 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,799 You have no idea. 69 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,803 Mr. Schuester? 70 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,808 - Oh, hey, Becky. - I'm Donna Jackson. I'm Becky's mom. 71 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,640 I really need to talk to you. 72 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,081 I wanna be in Glee Club. 73 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,913 Well, that's great, Becky. Can you sing? 74 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:43,285 Not really. But neither can most of the kids in Glee Club. 75 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:47,292 - I thought you were having such a good time in the Cheerios. - Sue kicked her off. 76 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:51,055 Becky, you're off the Cheerios. 77 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,496 I don't want to see you anymore. Is that understood? 78 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,525 Did I do something wrong, Coach? 79 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:01,097 You heard what I said. I want your pom-poms on my desk by the end of the day. 80 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,336 I-I-I don't know what to say. 81 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,540 Becky's been totally depressed. She hasn't been eating. 82 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,449 Can I please be in Glee Club, Mr. Schue? 83 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,509 I just want to belong. 84 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,417 Becky... 85 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,459 we're a week away from nationals. 86 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:23,518 I mean, the season is almost over. 87 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,363 I would love for you to join next year. 88 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,565 But for now... 89 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,196 I'm afraid there just isn't a place for you. 90 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,672 - Okay. - We understand. 91 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,539 - Thank you for your time. - Yeah. 92 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,078 I hate this school. 93 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,706 You are a terrible person. 94 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,717 Becky was loyal to you, Sue. Cheerios gave her a sense of purpose. 95 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,277 - Then you just rip it away from her for no reason. - I'm going to be honest, Will. 96 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,347 I do have a reason. She reminds me of my sister. 97 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,189 What does that have to do with anything? You love your sister. 98 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,230 I do, William, and she died yesterday. 99 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,524 What? 100 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:08,306 When we were younger, people always told me Jean wouldn't live very long. 101 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:11,366 Used to be that people with Down's didn't live past 30. 102 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,436 But then she turned 35... 103 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,573 and then 40... 104 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,140 and when she turned 50 I thought somehow... 105 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,209 we might grow old together. 106 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,956 Last week she got pneumonia. 107 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:28,357 Doctor said it wasn't bad. They put her on antibiotics. 108 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,621 I was there with her. 109 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,634 I wanted to stay the night... 110 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,795 and she told me to go home. 111 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,298 At 2:00 a.m. I got the call that she had passed away in her sleep. 112 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,238 Sue, I am so sorry. 113 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,371 Would you leave me alone, please? 114 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,690 To think, two short years ago... 115 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,992 I was marching down this hall to sign up for Glee Club auditions, and now look at me. 116 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:08,090 Look at us. Nationals. So much has changed. 117 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,533 I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend... 118 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,003 and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat. 119 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:16,303 But there's one thing that hasn't changed... my dreams. I'm still going to be a star. 120 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,573 Which means I would kill to get this solo. 121 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,170 Hey, you haven't signed up to be the lead vocalist at nationals. 122 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,943 Santana, Mercedes and Kurt have. 123 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:29,955 Hey, you're the male lead of this group. Everybody looks to you for guidance. 124 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:32,252 I don't need nationals to feel better about myself. 125 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,657 We've been working towards this moment for two years now. 126 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,287 And I've been busting my ass to be a better singer and dancer for two years... 127 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:41,629 and that Jesse kid comes in and wipes out all that hard work in 10 seconds. 128 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,499 - My confidence is shot. - No, you're really good. 129 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,198 You have to believe me. 130 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,208 Yeah, I'm- I'm Lima good. 131 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:51,800 Not New York City good. 132 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,346 Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm not auditioning. 133 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,415 Wow, Will, that's a lot of vests. 134 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:08,426 Um, okay, let's get started. 135 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:12,328 So, I've got one box for going with you... 136 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:15,697 one box for storage and one box for giving away. 137 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,668 I'm not going away forever, Emma. 138 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:21,195 Rehearsals for April's show start two days after nationals. Opening night is 3 weeks later. 139 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,903 I'm guessing we close that night, then I'm back on a bus... 140 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,911 back to my vest the next day. 141 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:29,914 Will you stop with all that? You're too afraid to admit that you're leaving, but you are. 142 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,246 That's why you asked me to help pack up your apartment. 143 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,344 That's why we're going through your vests. 144 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,355 Do the kids know? 145 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:40,358 No way. Can't let anything distract them from the task at hand. 146 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:44,089 Besides, by the time they get back from summer break, I'll be home. 147 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,658 You are so organized. 148 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,859 Thank you. 149 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,364 Whoa! That one's a keeper. 150 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,899 I wore this the first week of Glee Club. 151 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,407 Mmm. Right. 152 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,307 What about, um- What about this one? 153 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:02,438 Did you wear this the first time you tried the new coffee machine in the teachers' lounge? 154 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,507 That's the one I was wearing the first time I met you. 155 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,047 Well, you know what? You have to let it all go. 156 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,025 You're following your dreams. 157 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,868 Coach Sylvester? 158 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,780 We brought you some flowers and stuff. 159 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,641 We're sorry for your loss. 160 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,549 Put 'em over there with the rest. 161 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:44,954 There were more arrangements, but I had to throw some out. I'm allergic to pansies. 162 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,322 And I don't mean that as a swipe at either of you. 163 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,327 So... 164 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,158 why'd you bother doing this... 165 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,391 buying me flowers, comforting me... 166 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:57,334 after I've actively made your life a living hell... 167 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,927 and enjoyed doing it? 168 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,771 We both know what it's like to lose someone really close to you. 169 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,777 I sort of do. My dad died when I was a baby. 170 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,336 Yeah. His dad's dead, and my mom's dead. 171 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:12,646 So how do you think you can help me? Are you here to tell me how to deal with this? 172 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,209 - Not at all. - 'Cause if I was being honest with you... 173 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,722 Eddie Munster and Herman Munster... 174 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,281 I don't know how to deal with this. 175 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:27,526 I can't go back into that nursing home and start sorting through Jean's things. 176 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,363 And I won't plan a funeral. 177 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,528 Have you told your mother yet? 178 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,801 As far as I'm concerned, she said her good-byes to us years ago. 179 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,036 If you boys would really like to help me... 180 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,011 you might start by explaining why it was her time and not mine. 181 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,675 She's the sweetest person I ever met. 182 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,686 And as both of you can attest, I'm probably the meanest. 183 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,155 So how come I'm the one still standing here talking to you? 184 00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,359 We need to help her. She's overwhelmed, and she needs us to help her. 185 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,426 Seriously? I'd like to put the "fun" back in "funeral" just as much as the next girl. 186 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,631 But why would the Glee Club help Coach Sylvester plan a service? 187 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,574 We're not doing it for Sue. We're doing it for her sister. 188 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:15,910 Jean is just like us, guys. She's been an outsider and an underdog all of her life. 189 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,883 - We, of all people, should celebrate that. - Can I say something? 190 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,749 When someone dies, yes, it's a tragedy. 191 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:26,053 But it's also a part of life, and you can't let death put your life on hold. 192 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,561 Now, I don't mean to be blunt, but I don't think you should be planning a funeral... 193 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,496 the same week you should be focusing on the set list for nationals. 194 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,864 Seriously? Y-You're serious? 195 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,267 Actually, yes, I am. 196 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,498 Do you know what Vocal Adrenaline is doing right now? 197 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,406 They're in their third week of 24-hour-a-day rehearsals. 198 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,412 They're on an I.V. drip. That's how hard they're working. 199 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,007 Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a number? 200 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,381 They use them as a prop, like Weekend at Bernie's. 201 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,283 No. 202 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:59,518 Thanks for your input, Jesse, but we're helping Sue with the service for her sister. 203 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,221 Rachel, you said I needed to be more of a leader of this club. Well, here goes. 204 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,763 I'm making the call. We're doing this. 205 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,707 Sue. Hold on a second. 206 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,772 Finn and Kurt told me that you agreed to let the Glee Club help out with your sister's funeral. 207 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,216 And I- I just wanted to say that we're honored. 208 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:30,221 It takes a big person to reach out like that and ask for help. 209 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,258 I didn't ask for help. They volunteered. 210 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:36,260 And I only agreed on the condition that Frankenteen and Lady Trousers... 211 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,728 help me clean out Jean's room at the nursing home. 212 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,561 They look like they could use the exercise... 213 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,227 and I like the idea of using your Glee Club as unpaid labor. 214 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,100 Sue, I know you're going through a hard time right now, and despite our differences... 215 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,164 I just- I just want you to know that you can lean on me if you need to. 216 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,573 Oh, William, I wouldn't dare lean on you. 217 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,102 So much grease in your hair, I'd probably slide right off. 218 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:03,948 I'm not convinced this is the best idea. I don't want the kids to feel like they're losers. 219 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,514 But that's a crucial part of the process. 220 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,493 I took a class at UCLA in judging for reality TV shows... 221 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,123 so I'm totally ready to give feedback that's both blistering and unhelpful. 222 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,895 It was a really good class. I learned a lot. 223 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,663 We're ready for the first contestant. 224 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,865 My name is Santana Lopez, and I will be singing Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black." 225 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:30,976 # He left no time to regret # 226 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,508 # Kept his lips wet # 227 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,887 # With his same old safe bet # 228 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,887 # Me # 229 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,557 # And my head high # 230 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:50,068 # And my tears dry # 231 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:54,334 # Get on without my guy # 232 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,872 # And I tread # 233 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,141 # A troubled track # 234 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:05,809 # My odds are stacked # 235 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:11,380 # I go back to black # 236 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,994 # We only said good-bye with words # 237 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:20,157 # I died a hundred times # 238 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,201 # You go back to her # 239 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,203 # And I go # 240 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,863 # Back to # 241 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,509 # Black # 242 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,047 # Black # 243 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,452 # I go back to # 244 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,718 # I go back to # 245 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,723 # We only said good-bye with words # 246 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,788 # I died a hundred times # 247 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,530 # You go back to her # 248 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,798 # And I go # 249 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,533 # Back to # 250 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:05,099 # Black ## 251 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,308 Fantastic, Santana. 252 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,216 Thanks so much for coming in. 253 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:17,051 That's all you have to say? You spent the entire performance scribbling notes. 254 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,219 Well, if you really must know, I was simply writing down... 255 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,990 that I don't think your performance went very deep into the emotional truth of the song. 256 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,759 Oh. Is that so? 257 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,666 - Well, I happen to have some feedback for you. - Thanks. That's all we'll need. 258 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:33,569 - I'm about to go all Lima Heights. - Th-Thank you. 259 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,336 Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Some People" from Gypsy. 260 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,846 Ah, great selection, Kurt. Hit it. 261 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,949 # Some people can get a thrill # 262 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,017 # Knitting sweaters and sitting still # 263 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,287 # That's okay # 264 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,355 # For some people # 265 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,993 # Who don't know they're alive # 266 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,470 # Some people can thrive and bloom # 267 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,997 # Living life in the living room # 268 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,307 # That's perfect for some people # 269 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,679 # Of one hundred and five # 270 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,184 # But I # 271 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,710 # At least gotta try # 272 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,156 # When I think of all the sights that I gotta see # 273 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,955 # And all the places I gotta play # 274 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,586 # All the things that I gotta be at # 275 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,324 # Come on, Papa, what do you say? # 276 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,299 # Some people can be content # 277 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,297 # Playing bingo # 278 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,961 # And paying rent # 279 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,332 # That's peachy # 280 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,874 # For some people # 281 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,636 # For some # 282 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,439 # Humdrum people # 283 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,504 # To be # 284 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,549 # But some people # 285 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,815 # Ain't me # 286 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,324 # I had a dream # 287 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:02,918 # A wonderful dream, Papa # 288 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,665 # Good-bye # 289 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,226 # To blueberry pie # 290 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,831 # Good riddance to all the socials I had to go to # 291 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,603 # All the lodges I had to play # 292 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,405 # All the Shriners I said hello to # 293 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,173 # Hey, L.A., I'm coming your way # 294 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,611 # Some people # 295 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,774 # Sit on their butts # 296 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:28,217 # Got the dream, yeah, but not the guts # 297 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,016 # That's living # 298 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,681 # For some people # 299 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:32,587 # For some # 300 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,922 # Humdrum people # 301 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,828 # I suppose # 302 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:42,128 # Well, they can stay and rot # 303 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,437 # But not Rose ## 304 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,079 All right. Good job, buddy. 305 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,877 Kurt, you do know... 306 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,316 that song was meant to be sung by a woman, right? 307 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,789 Yes, I'm aware. The Glee Club dealt with that whole boys singing songs meant for girls. 308 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,381 - Oh. - It's kind of old news. 309 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,120 Then you must know that that song was done to great fanfare... 310 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:13,563 by such Broadway legends as Merman, LuPone, Bernadette. 311 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:17,898 Those are some awfully big heels to fill, and I'm just not quite sure that you nailed it. 312 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,101 Usually, at this point, the reality show would go to commercial. 313 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,271 Then we would take a five-minute break to regroup and get touch-ups done on our makeup. 314 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,407 So I'm gonna hit the little boys' room. You're doing a great job. 315 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,714 I really think that you should comment more. Don't be shy. 316 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,125 Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks. 317 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,653 He said I shouldn't be singing girl songs. I make my living singing girl songs. 318 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,996 I think the winner of four show choir championships... 319 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,502 might be able to give us all some valuable insight. 320 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,505 We know you're in love with him, Rachel, but do you have to be so obvious? 321 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,508 Don't use the fact that Jesse and I once had feelings for each other... 322 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,510 as an excuse for my inevitable win. 323 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,103 Correction. You had feelings for him. He made breakfast on your head. 324 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,116 Look, Jesse and I both appreciate the integrity of show choir too much... 325 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,118 to soil the competition. 326 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,984 - He's just gonna vote for whoever is best. - That would be me. 327 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:13,422 You can fight over who's second all you want, because I kicked that song square in the balls. 328 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,427 - I'm so gonna win this thing. - No bother warming up, Rachel. 329 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,986 I'm about to go out there and wrap this thing up like a Christmas present. 330 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:36,008 # Oh, she may get weary # 331 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:40,450 # Them young girls, they do get wearied # 332 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,453 # Wearing # 333 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:48,187 # That same old shaggy dress # 334 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,989 # Yeah # 335 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,955 # But when she gets weary # 336 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,068 # Try a little # 337 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,268 # Tenderness # 338 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:08,873 # Oh, baby, mmm # 339 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,614 # You won't regret it, no # 340 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,916 # Young girls, they don't forget it # 341 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,824 # Love is their whole # 342 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,728 # Happiness, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 343 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,762 # But it's all so easy # 344 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,831 # All you got to do is try # 345 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,899 # Try a little tenderness # 346 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,969 # Yeah, all you got to do is, man # 347 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:46,211 # Hold her where you want her, squeeze her # 348 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,810 # Don't tease her, never leave her # 349 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,856 # Get to her, got to try # 350 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:56,384 # Try a little tenderness # 351 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,793 Wow! 352 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,833 # Oh, yeah # 353 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,460 # Squeeze her, don't tease her # 354 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,299 # Never leave her # 355 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:10,467 # Try, try, try, yeah, yeah # 356 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,473 # Tenderness # 357 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,807 # Oh, yeah # 358 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:19,180 # You got to, you got to, yeah, yeah # 359 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,946 # Rub her gentle, man # 360 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,509 # Don't bruise her, no, no # 361 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:26,786 # You got to love her, tease her, squeeze her, yeah # 362 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:31,591 # Try a little tenderness ## 363 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,697 Whoo! Wow, Mercedes! Just- Wow! 364 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:39,225 Seeing you up there brought me back to the first time you auditioned for Glee Club. 365 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,967 You were great back then, but you were just amazing now. 366 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,772 Thank you for singing that, and thank you for reminding me where we started. 367 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,939 And where we're going to now: nationals. 368 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,540 Thank you, Mr. Schue. I couldn't have done it without you. 369 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,451 You're not a star. You're just a girl who can really sing. 370 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,012 - Ex-Excuse me? - I don't think you want this badly enough, Mercedes. 371 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,889 - How many times did you practice that song? - Practice? 372 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,555 No, I feel my material, and I sing with emotion. 373 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:09,067 I'm in the moment, Mr. St. James. I don't need to practice. 374 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,227 Actually, you do. 375 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:15,535 And how long did you work on that choreography? Oh, wait. There was none. 376 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,370 You're lazy, Mercedes. 377 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,036 Not too lazy to come up there and let you taste my fist! 378 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,570 Whoever gets this solo is gonna have to work on it day and night. 379 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,583 - Do you think you're ready for that? - I do. 380 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,812 I don't. 381 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,584 I hate him. 382 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,129 Hi. 383 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:37,891 Hi. 384 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:41,660 My name is Rachel Berry, and I'll be singing the most difficult song I've ever sung. 385 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:46,693 - Great. What song? - Barbra's closing number to my favorite movie, Funny Girl. 386 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,673 Rachel, in your head, are you singing to anyone in particular? 387 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,065 Not really. 388 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,078 Oh. 389 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,019 # Oh, my man, I love him so # 390 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,488 # He'll never know # 391 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,887 # All my life is just despair # 392 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:14,497 # But I don't care # 393 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:20,634 # When he takes me in his arms # 394 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,341 # The world # 395 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,932 # Is bright # 396 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:29,512 # All right # 397 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:36,481 # What's the difference if I say # 398 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,116 # I'll go away # 399 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:46,053 # When I know I'll come back # 400 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:50,124 # On my knees someday? # 401 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,933 # For whatever my man is # 402 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,496 # I am his # 403 00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:03,276 # Forevermore # 404 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:07,375 # Oh, my man, I love him so # 405 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,853 # He'll never know # 406 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,254 # All my life is just despair # 407 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,193 # But I don't care # 408 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:21,460 # When he takes me in his arms # 409 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:25,128 # The world is bright # 410 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:30,766 # All right # 411 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:34,801 # What's the difference if I say # 412 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,314 # I'll go away # 413 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,475 # When I know I'll come back # 414 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:44,284 # On my knees someday? # 415 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:48,554 # For whatever my man is # 416 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,391 # I am his # 417 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:57,993 # Forever # 418 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:07,944 # More ## 419 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:14,175 She may be difficult, but boy, can she sing. 420 00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:16,152 Bravo! 421 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,519 I have to be honest. 422 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:24,323 That was brilliant. I have nothing but the tip of my hat. 423 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,591 - Garbage. This whole thing is rigged. - Hold on, Santana. 424 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,862 - Like I said before, I make the final call here. - Well, then make it. 425 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,404 Out of respect to you all... 426 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,498 I'm going to take a couple days and consider all the results. 427 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:39,271 Now, I will let you all know by Friday. 428 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,107 Great job, everyone. 429 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:48,051 We sorted Jean's stuff into piles. 430 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,418 Over there are some old magazines and newspapers that you can just toss out. 431 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,584 This is stuff you're definitely going to want to keep- photos and stuffed animals. 432 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:58,060 And this third pile is stuff that we don't really know what to do with. Um... 433 00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,359 - Pom-pom. - Toss it. 434 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,026 - It's not worth anything. - Are you sure? 435 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:06,127 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. - Oh, I love that movie. 436 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,229 Then you take it. It's probably worn out. 437 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,797 She watched it at least three times a week. 438 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,078 - Just toss it all out. - What? 439 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:18,115 You heard me. It's all junk. 440 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,310 I'll take this stuffed animal. 441 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:23,479 Jean's had this since she was six. 442 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,785 Everything else, just toss it out. I don't need it. 443 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:29,293 - But there are memories here. - I'm not short on memories of my sister, so... 444 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,759 I know what it's like to lose someone. 445 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,628 When someone dies, it hurts. 446 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,633 Very astute, Porcelain. 447 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,727 That's a little nugget of wisdom I'd really like to jot down. 448 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,238 - We're just trying to help. - You know what, Cottage Cheese? 449 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,332 You're not helping. You're actually making things worse. 450 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:47,503 So do me a favor and take all this stuff to the Dumpster on your way to the rehearsal... 451 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:51,106 for whatever treacly ballad you're planning on using to ruin my sister's funeral. 452 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,911 Why did you agree to this then? 453 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:56,351 If you hate us so much, then why are you letting the Glee Club plan the service? 454 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:59,515 I was afraid no one would come. 455 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:02,116 Jean didn't know a lot of people. 456 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:06,186 I figured, with the Glee Club there at least she'd have a full house. 457 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,175 Hey, Sue. 458 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,686 - You look nice. - Thank you for coming. 459 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,688 Jean always stood up for you... 460 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,748 when I told her stories about how evil your hair was. 461 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,223 Did anyone come? 462 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,221 It's a full house, actually. 463 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:44,393 Workers from the home, other residents, their families. 464 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,460 Your sister touched a lot of people. 465 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,237 Thank you. 466 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:54,869 Thank you. 467 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,923 What do you think, Coach Sylvester? 468 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:16,661 You told us that Willy Wonka was Jean's favorite movie. 469 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:20,398 The way you described Jean made her sound so special... 470 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,737 so we wanted her funeral to be special also. 471 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,641 Something to capture and express the joy of her life... 472 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,702 rather than the sadness of her death. 473 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,941 It's lovely. 474 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,540 Let's sit. 475 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:39,190 Welcome to the most unusual funeral... 476 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:40,952 that I have ever attended. 477 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:45,190 Which makes sense, because Jean was the most unusual person... 478 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:50,530 that I ever had the pleasure to spend every Sunday for the last 30 years with. 479 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,127 I think that Jean's sister Sue... 480 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,695 would like to say a few words. 481 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:15,089 "I miss my sister. 482 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,494 Every night, at 10:00 or so... 483 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,590 she used to call me on the phone... 484 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,692 and when I asked her why... 485 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:29,899 she'd tell me that her body told her... 486 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,001 she wanted to hear my voice." 487 00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:47,218 I'll read it. 488 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,460 "I miss my sister... 489 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:00,265 the smell of her shampoo... 490 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:03,967 the way she could always convince me to read her another book. 491 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,445 When you love someone like I loved her... 492 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:11,481 they're a part of you. 493 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:14,882 It's like you're attached by this invisible tether, and no matter how far away you are... 494 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,779 you can always feel them. 495 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,391 And now, every time I reach for that tether... 496 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:26,123 I know there's no one on the other end, and I feel like I'm falling into nothingness. 497 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:29,129 Then I remember Jean. 498 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,729 I remember a life led with no enemies, no resentments, no regrets... 499 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,535 and I'm inspired... 500 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,202 to get up out of bed and go on. 501 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,178 I miss my sister so much. 502 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:45,239 It feels like a piece of me has been ripped off. 503 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,879 Just one more time I want to hold her. 504 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:52,849 Ten more seconds. Is that too much to ask? 505 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,757 For 10 more seconds to hold her? 506 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,720 But I can't... 507 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,360 and I won't... 508 00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:06,699 and the only thing keeping me from being swallowed whole by sadness... 509 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,131 is that Jean would kill me if I did. 510 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,077 So for now... 511 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,840 I'm just gonna miss her. 512 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:19,680 I love you, Jeanie. 513 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,241 Rest in peace." 514 00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:33,722 This was Jean's favorite song. 515 00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:45,703 Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. 516 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,906 # Come with me # 517 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,610 # And you'll be # 518 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,149 # In a world # 519 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,818 # Of pure imagination # 520 00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:06,461 # Take a look # 521 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:10,058 # And you'll see # 522 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:14,730 # Into your imagination # 523 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:24,743 # We'll begin # 524 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:27,376 # With a spin # 525 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:33,084 # Traveling in the world of my creation # 526 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:35,318 # What we'll see # 527 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,861 # Will defy # 528 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:43,959 # Explanation # 529 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:48,404 # If you want to view paradise # 530 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:52,375 # Simply look around and view it # 531 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:58,644 # Anything you want to, do it # 532 00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:01,742 # Want to change the world # 533 00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:06,381 # There's nothing to it # 534 00:32:08,993 --> 00:32:13,054 # There is no # 535 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:16,259 # Life I know # 536 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,029 # To compare # 537 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:22,004 # With pure imagination # 538 00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:24,303 # Living there # 539 00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,969 # You'll be free # 540 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:35,077 # If you truly # 541 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:47,092 # Wish to be ## 542 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,025 Thank you. 543 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:09,615 Sorry. Long line in the restroom. 544 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:11,621 Everyone was fixing their mascara. 545 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,418 Mmm. 546 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:17,450 You did such a great job with the funeral. I'm so proud of you. 547 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,565 Why are you crying? 548 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,227 Because I'm breaking up with you. 549 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:28,262 Because of Rachel? 550 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,705 'Cause you still love her? 551 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:32,709 I shouldn't have done this with you. 552 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,769 I thought that I could fix everything from last year, but I... 553 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:39,248 I can't. 554 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,784 I just can't. And... 555 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,253 that feeling that Sue was talking about in there... 556 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:47,723 of being tethered to someone, I- I just... 557 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,056 I don't feel that way about you. 558 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:52,119 But you do with her? 559 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,560 No. 560 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,464 We're not breaking up. 561 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,062 I can handle your confusion with Rachel until you get over it. 562 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:04,666 We're gonna stay together, and next year we'll be prom king and queen and... 563 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:08,405 Just stop it. Okay? I don't want that life. 564 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,512 Don't you feel anything anymore? 565 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,009 This is real. This is happening. 566 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,127 Are you happy now? 567 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:28,458 Is this me feeling enough for you? 568 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,967 - Quinn, I'm sorry. I still love you. - Just don't touch me! 569 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:54,050 - Action. - It was a tough competition, but here's the dope. 570 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,650 Santana? Too mean. Kurt? Too controversial. 571 00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:01,164 Mercedes- I said it twice, and I'll say it again. Lazy B-O-N-E-S. 572 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,097 Rachel is the clear winner. 573 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,601 I'm really not comfortable having this conversation taped. 574 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,104 Well, I can't practice reality show judging without a camera. 575 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,106 It's like practicing skiing without skis. 576 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,109 - I've totally done that. - Okay, turn that thing off. 577 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:16,476 - The off switch is right there. - Yeah, I know how to turn it off. Thanks. 578 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:18,481 - Okay. - Thank you. 579 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:22,076 Jesse, maybe you can come on Fondue for Two and judge my cat. 580 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:25,122 - Rock and roll. - To be honest, Jesse, the more we talk about this... 581 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:28,590 the more uncomfortable I feel about all of it. 582 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,650 It just feels like I'm telling one of my children that they're my favorite. 583 00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:33,595 That's what my parents told me in front of my siblings. 584 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:36,394 Some might say that it led to my brother's whippit addiction and my sister's bulimia... 585 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,264 but my parents owed them the truth. 586 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,273 You really think picking Rachel means we'd beat Vocal Adrenaline? 587 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,002 It's in the bag. 588 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:52,779 - Coach, can I come in? - Hello, Becky. 589 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,614 I'm turning in my pom-poms... 590 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:58,883 and the megaphone that you got me. 591 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,255 I'll miss our time together. 592 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,351 I'm gonna stop you right there, Becky. 593 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,191 Have you ever heard of menopause? 594 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:11,065 Well, I fired you in a hormonal fury I like to call "womb rage"... 595 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:12,625 and I apologize. 596 00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:16,139 Now I'd like you to pick up those pom-poms and that megaphone. 597 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:19,472 You know why? Next year, you're captain of the Cheerios. 598 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:23,310 Oh, my gosh! Thanks, Coach! 599 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:26,578 - Gotta call my mom! - Uh, hold it right there. 600 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,280 I'm not finished. I want you to give me a hug. 601 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:33,947 Come here. 602 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:50,333 - That seat taken? - No. 603 00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:57,771 William, I have to say something. 604 00:36:57,848 --> 00:37:02,148 In the history of our relationship, I've said many things to you... 605 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,156 but there's one thing I've never said- good luck. 606 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:10,388 You know, I spent all this time hating you and hating that Glee Club. 607 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:13,828 I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. 608 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,525 Right now, it's the dancing Asian. 609 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,833 But after what you did for my sister, I just can't do it anymore. 610 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,373 You have something Jean had... 611 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:25,170 that I do not have. 612 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,075 A pure heart. 613 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:31,979 You're a very good friend, William, and I have not been that to you. 614 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:34,381 - Yeah, you really haven't. - So it's time for a change. 615 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,387 Starting today, I will no longer be going after the Glee Club. 616 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,049 Frankly, I have bigger fish to fry. 617 00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:42,558 I'm running for the United States House of Representatives. 618 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,495 I'm- I'm sorry. What did you say? 619 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:51,763 In the last year of her life, Jean faced ballooning health care costs and... 620 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,669 cuts to her disability payments. 621 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,730 Well, the Sue Sylvester American Liberty Party... 622 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:59,799 thinks that's a load of phooey. 623 00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:01,640 There is one slight problem. 624 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,236 In a fit of pique... 625 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,407 I rerouted the Glee Club's plane to Libya. 626 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,711 Wait, what? 627 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:10,015 It took some effort. It was a long fit of pique. 628 00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,419 I had some help. Panda Express really came through for me. 629 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,982 - So we're not going to New York? - I can explain that. 630 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:19,658 Will, I'm gonna leave you two alone... 631 00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:22,893 as this just became superawkward. 632 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,901 These are first-class tickets on American Airlines. 633 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,698 How did you afford them? 634 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:29,706 Do you know that if you complain to the airline about contracting monkey pox... 635 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,708 in the bathroom on the plane... 636 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:34,711 you can get the president of the airline on the phone within an hour? 637 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,713 - But you didn't. - No, of course not. 638 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,715 Have you been on their planes? They're immaculate. 639 00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:41,718 No, it turns out that one of the vice presidents of American Airlines... 640 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,720 is a big supporter of the arts or something... 641 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,222 so when I told him your Glee Club's sob story... 642 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:49,088 he gladly came up with the tickets for you guys to make it happen. 643 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,754 This is amazing, Terri. 644 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,059 Wait. 645 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:55,758 What's the catch? 646 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,425 I'm moving to Miami. 647 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,867 Sheets 'N' Things is opening a new branch down there... 648 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,529 and they have asked me to manage it. 649 00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:04,733 - Like, full-on manager? - The assistant title is officially dropped. 650 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:09,875 Look, Will, I know that I made your life... 651 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:12,609 challenging sometimes, but... 652 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,816 it was only because I loved you so much. 653 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:20,152 I loved you too. We just weren't right. 654 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,727 - No regrets though. - No. Not one. 655 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,933 - Just try to relax a little bit while you're down there, okay? - Oh. Yeah. 656 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:38,338 - I mean, you deserve to enjoy yourself. - Okay. 657 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:40,070 Okay. 658 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,574 I'll see you around, Will. 659 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,582 - Hey. - Hey. 660 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,451 Is everything okay with Terri? 661 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,651 Yeah. Finally. It is. 662 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,661 Is- Are you wearing one of my old vests? 663 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:02,096 Yeah, I didn't have the heart to throw it away. 664 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,862 - Emma, this isn't forever. - I hope it is. 665 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,932 Really, Will. You deserve this. 666 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,203 You've given so much for so long... 667 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:14,267 and now it's your turn. 668 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:17,041 But, um, don't be a stranger, okay? 669 00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:24,886 Thank you. 670 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:39,233 - Jesse? - That's sweet. 671 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:41,362 You remember the masculine click of my designer boots. 672 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,068 Why did you ask me to meet you right before the list goes up? Is this good news, or is it bad? 673 00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:47,235 Rachel, I did wrong by you last year... 674 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,643 and I came back to make that wrong right. 675 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:52,307 And I came here to tell you... 676 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,216 that you're going to be the featured soloist at nationals in New York. 677 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,754 Wait. How do you know? Did Mr. Schuester tell you? 678 00:40:57,822 --> 00:41:00,655 Let it suffice to say that I was very involved in the decision. 679 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:10,500 But I-I-I feel bad. Everyone else worked so hard. 680 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,900 Now they're just gonna hate me. 681 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,870 They sort of already do. 682 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:18,568 And you know as well as I that sometimes that's the price of fame. 683 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,275 I used to think that fame was the only thing that mattered. 684 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:25,509 And now I realize that there's something that matters to me more. 685 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,545 - What? - You. 686 00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:42,088 Come on. I think the list is posted. 687 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,471 This doesn't make any sense. 688 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:55,103 Guys, it was a tough decision, but it's for the good of the club. 689 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,545 Although this is deeply personal, try not to take it personally. 690 00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,607 Um, you guys might want to read what the list says. 691 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,117 What? Wh-Why? 692 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,293 Oh, Mr. Schue, thank God you're here to put these trolls out of their misery. 693 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,091 Can you just announce my win so that I can get on with teasing the losers? 694 00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:15,893 I heard your performance, Santana. This is mine, and you know it. 695 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:19,402 See, Jesse? This is the kind of infighting and "me first" attitudes I wanted to avoid. 696 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:22,337 What you call infighting, I call motivation. And this is just the beginning. 697 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,500 Once we get to nationals, I'll have them willing to kill each other for that solo. 698 00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:27,840 No. 699 00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,846 I've changed my mind. 700 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:34,283 We're going back to what got us here- original songs sung by the entire club. 701 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:38,310 We're a team, and we're best when we work as one. 702 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:43,088 - You're going to lose. - Whatever we do, we're gonna do it together. 703 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:46,320 Actually, Santana, you sounded pretty good. 704 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,730 Thanks. You guys were all pretty dope too. Even Rachel. 705 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,065 I wish I could sound like you do, Santana. How do you get that raspiness? 706 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:55,765 So nice. I smoke cigars. 707 00:42:55,839 --> 00:43:00,208 Time to get to work. I want two hit songs by the time the wheels touch down at JFK. 708 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:03,110 - Come on. - Okay. 709 00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:05,375 Hey. 710 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:08,618 - Thanks. - For what? 711 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:13,453 I know you're hurting right now, but it's really cool you didn't quit Glee Club. 712 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,322 If I quit Glee Club, my big plans for New York would have been ruined. 713 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,861 - What plans? - You'll see. 714 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:58,890 English - US - SDH