1 00:00:02,380 --> 00:00:03,748 >>> probably bt not the high end 2 00:00:03,749 --> 00:00:05,300 Accommodations you're used to 3 00:00:05,301 --> 00:00:08,220 Mr. Strauss-kahn, but make 4 00:00:08,221 --> 00:00:09,481 Yourself at home. 5 00:00:11,524 --> 00:00:13,331 >> did you hear what I heard? 6 00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:14,937 >> well, we best introduce Ourselves. 7 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:21,474 Hey, we heard all about you on The news. 8 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:24,082 >> mr. Dominique strauss-kahn, 9 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,633 Former head of the imf. 10 00:00:26,634 --> 00:00:28,833 >> guess what, mr. Strauss-kahn, 11 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,768 I have a question for you. 12 00:00:32,587 --> 00:00:34,170 What's the imf going to do with 13 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:35,631 The debt crisis in greece? 14 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:38,842 >> I'll tell you what I'd do. 15 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:40,117 I'd let them default and let 16 00:00:40,118 --> 00:00:41,410 Greece out of the euro zone. 17 00:00:41,411 --> 00:00:43,714 >> come on, give greece a chance 18 00:00:43,715 --> 00:00:44,677 To settle their debt. 19 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,090 >> with what? 20 00:00:46,091 --> 00:00:47,706 Greeks don't pay their taxes. 21 00:00:47,707 --> 00:00:49,986 Where's the revenue going to 22 00:00:49,987 --> 00:00:50,719 Come from? 23 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,192 They selling a trillion dollars 24 00:00:52,193 --> 00:00:53,301 Worth of feta? 25 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,563 >> don't beat on the greeks. 26 00:00:59,087 --> 00:00:59,989 >> you know what the biggest 27 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,574 Greek export is? 28 00:01:01,575 --> 00:01:02,694 >> hard-working greeks. 29 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,056 True, true. 30 00:01:04,057 --> 00:01:05,642 >> strauss-kahn likes that. 31 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:09,757 >> yeah, you want to feel bad 32 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:10,629 For somebody? 33 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:11,739 Feel bad for the irish. 34 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:12,707 >> I hear that. 35 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:14,160 You got to feel for ireland. 36 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:17,261 >> the irish been eating dirt 37 00:01:17,262 --> 00:01:19,240 And potatoes for 400 years. 38 00:01:20,189 --> 00:01:21,292 You can't blame them for 39 00:01:21,293 --> 00:01:22,612 Thinking it was their time for 40 00:01:22,613 --> 00:01:23,420 Some happiness. 41 00:01:23,421 --> 00:01:25,092 >> the good news is the irish 42 00:01:25,093 --> 00:01:26,883 Know how to handle hard times. 43 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:28,100 They're like the germans. 44 00:01:28,101 --> 00:01:29,044 >> what? 45 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,651 You can't say that. 46 00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:31,820 The germans are the only ones 47 00:01:31,821 --> 00:01:33,651 That know the score right now. 48 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:35,067 >> what about sweden? 49 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:37,020 >> I meant countries in the euro Zone. 50 00:01:42,225 --> 00:01:43,392 >> when it comes to the euro 51 00:01:43,393 --> 00:01:44,953 Sweden thanks od every day they 52 00:01:44,954 --> 00:01:45,928 Were left out of it. 53 00:01:45,929 --> 00:01:47,406 You got that, strauss-kahn? 54 00:01:49,995 --> 00:01:51,482 You know what we're talking About? 55 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:52,386 He likes that one. 56 00:01:52,387 --> 00:01:53,914 He's smiling a little bit. 57 00:01:53,915 --> 00:01:55,767 He's in jail, but he's smiling. 58 00:01:58,490 --> 00:02:00,409 >> all I'm saying is the germans 59 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:02,321 Are proving the only way out of 60 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,914 The debt crisis is measures. 61 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:06,764 You get in a jam, you got to cut Back. 62 00:02:06,765 --> 00:02:08,339 >> you can't expect the rest of 63 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,243 Euuope to act like germany. 64 00:02:10,244 --> 00:02:12,906 Germans are good at being as Tire. 65 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:14,182 That's their habit. 66 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:18,031 Sausage and carton of milk. 67 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:20,017 You can't expect someone in 68 00:02:20,018 --> 00:02:21,967 Spain to be happy with that. 69 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,228 >> I guess germany has to pay 70 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:29,100 For Spain's sangria? 71 00:02:29,101 --> 00:02:31,455 >> they do if they don't want it To rubble. 72 00:02:32,506 --> 00:02:33,722 >> would you have them bail out 73 00:02:33,723 --> 00:02:34,828 Portugal. 74 00:02:34,829 --> 00:02:35,890 >> bitch, you know I have no 75 00:02:35,891 --> 00:02:37,375 Love for port balanugal. 76 00:02:40,006 --> 00:02:41,086 It's the dingleberry hanging off 77 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:42,450 Spain's nut sack. 78 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:53,297 >> when it was greece it was a 79 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,161 Different story. 80 00:02:54,162 --> 00:02:56,599 >> they created democracy. 81 00:02:58,058 --> 00:03:00,098 >> the creation of democracy is 82 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:01,202 In the past, yo. 83 00:03:01,203 --> 00:03:02,197 Greece wanting respect for 84 00:03:02,198 --> 00:03:05,926 Democracy is like them Wanting -- 85 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,569 >> dsk knows what's I'm talking About. 86 00:03:13,478 --> 00:03:14,917 >> it's good talking to you 87 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:16,244 Mr. Strauss-kahn. 88 00:03:16,245 --> 00:03:18,193 >> yeah, it truly has. 89 00:03:23,228 --> 00:03:25,272 So we going to rape you now. 90 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,842 >> yeah. 91 00:03:30,549 --> 00:03:33,347 >> and live from new york it's 92 00:03:33,348 --> 00:03:35,016 Saturday night! 93 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,532 >> announcer: It's "Saturday 94 00:03:42,533 --> 00:03:43,833 Night live"! 95 00:03:46,188 --> 00:03:48,425 With fred armisen 96 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,240 Abby elliott 97 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,584 Bill hader 98 00:04:07,444 --> 00:04:09,328 Seth meyers 99 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:14,960 Bobby moynihan 100 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,608 Andy samberg 101 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:25,625 Jason sudeikis 102 00:04:29,663 --> 00:04:31,539 Kenan thompson 103 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:37,995 Kristen wigg 104 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:46,203 Featuring vanessa bayer 105 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:52,058 Paul brittain 106 00:04:54,606 --> 00:04:56,458 Taran killam 107 00:05:01,047 --> 00:05:03,195 Nasim pedrad 108 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,221 Jay pharaoh 109 00:05:09,222 --> 00:05:10,446 Musical guest -- 110 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:12,154 Lady gaga 111 00:05:13,607 --> 00:05:14,789 And your host -- 112 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:17,682 Justin timberlake. 113 00:05:21,142 --> 00:05:23,430 Ladies and gentlemen, 114 00:05:23,431 --> 00:05:25,627 Justin timberlake! 115 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:47,450 >> thank youu 116 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,331 Thank you. 117 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,710 Thank you, mom. 118 00:06:14,711 --> 00:06:16,275 I'm glad you're here tonight, Mom. 119 00:06:18,759 --> 00:06:19,726 >> here we are. 120 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:20,950 I'm so happy to be here hosting 121 00:06:20,951 --> 00:06:22,246 The season finale of "Saturday 122 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:23,379 Night live." 123 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,702 >>> now, in the past when I've 124 00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:30,982 Hosted this show I've also been 125 00:06:30,983 --> 00:06:32,446 The musical guest, but tonight 126 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:36,059 Tonight, lady gaga is here. 127 00:06:39,591 --> 00:06:40,715 Oh, yeah, I know. 128 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:44,133 I've told lorne this is great. 129 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:45,469 I mean, now there's no pressure 130 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:46,734 On me to sing, because it's 131 00:06:46,735 --> 00:06:47,630 Gaga's moment. 132 00:06:47,631 --> 00:06:49,262 And then he said "well, you'll 133 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,189 Do one song, right?" 134 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:51,765 And I said "I ddn't think so." 135 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:52,590 And he said "justin." 136 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:53,652 And I said "please." 137 00:06:53,653 --> 00:06:54,740 And he said "justin." 138 00:06:54,741 --> 00:06:55,515 And I said "lorne." 139 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,037 And he said "j -- " and I said "no." 140 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:04,144 And finally, I realized I had to 141 00:07:04,145 --> 00:07:05,375 Explain it in a way he'd 142 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:06,813 Understand. 143 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,526 >> lady gaga is here, so stick Around. 144 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,406 We got a great show. 145 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,771 We'll be right back. 146 00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:38,156 >>> need a rest from your Shopping? 147 00:10:38,157 --> 00:10:39,972 Stop by the grand opening of -- 148 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,612 Steepers tea salon right there. 149 00:10:42,613 --> 00:10:43,787 Got the most wonderful and 150 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:45,968 Delicate teas in town. 151 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,244 ? like a hummingbird 152 00:10:51,245 --> 00:10:54,028 Who saw the nectar 153 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,204 And drank ? 154 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:57,405 ? keep a bag of delight 155 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,739 For you and me 156 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:02,723 Latch onto a cup of steeperr 157 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,544 Tea ? 158 00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:06,228 >> take a moment in your busy 159 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:08,339 Day to try one of our 40 160 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,153 Varieties tea. 161 00:11:19,619 --> 00:11:20,746 ♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ 162 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,050 ? I'm a brew boy boy boy 163 00:11:22,051 --> 00:11:23,190 Watch you drink it up 164 00:11:23,191 --> 00:11:24,846 Drink it drink it up 165 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:25,797 Is it big enough? ? 166 00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:27,365 ? drink it drink it 167 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:28,421 Baby baby 168 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,789 Drink it drink it 169 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,237 Love me love me ? 170 00:11:31,238 --> 00:11:32,494 ? want want want 171 00:11:32,495 --> 00:11:33,910 What you want want want? 172 00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:35,422 I give it to you baby like 173 00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:36,694 Boom boom boom ? 174 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,222 ? and bring it on down to 175 00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:39,346 Liquorville ? 176 00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:47,142 >> excuse me. 177 00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:48,478 This is the area of the shopping 178 00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:49,727 Center that I reserved to 179 00:11:49,728 --> 00:11:51,341 Promote my tea shop. 180 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:53,046 If you could just scoot, that 181 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,455 Would be great. Thank you..O cf1 o 182 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,401 >> actually, I think this is 183 00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:57,898 What they call a common area, so 184 00:11:57,899 --> 00:11:59,274 I'm just going to pop a squat 185 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:00,122 Right here. 186 00:12:00,123 --> 00:12:01,358 ♪ thank you ♪ 187 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:03,641 >> common area is right. 188 00:12:03,642 --> 00:12:04,856 >> what did you say under your Breath, chamomile? 189 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,229 >> nothing. 190 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,208 ? your cup is empty 191 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:10,519 That seems wrong 192 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,095 So let me tea bag you 193 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:13,693 All day long ? 194 00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:18,063 ? a pickup when your day 195 00:12:18,064 --> 00:12:19,240 Is dragging 196 00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:22,021 Tea bagging ? 197 00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,192 >> okay. 198 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:26,248 You should really google that 199 00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:27,645 Phrase. 200 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,104 Yeah. 201 00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:30,215 And while you're doing that, get 202 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,343 Canadian, and check this out. 203 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,461 ♪ what♪ 204 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,099 ? all I do is win win win 205 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,083 No matter what 206 00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:43,124 You all get me on your mind 207 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,787 You can't ever get enough ? 208 00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:45,924 And every time 209 00:12:45,925 --> 00:12:47,292 I step up in your building 210 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,964 Your alcohol level goes up ? 211 00:12:51,319 --> 00:12:52,486 ? and it stays there 212 00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:53,997 And it stays there 213 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,445 And it stays there 214 00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:56,590 Up down up down ? 215 00:12:56,591 --> 00:12:57,814 ♪ up down what♪ 216 00:12:57,815 --> 00:12:58,581 What? ? 217 00:12:58,582 --> 00:12:59,663 ? big party going 218 00:12:59,664 --> 00:13:00,526 Into your mouth cause 219 00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:01,159 I've never been defeated 220 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,296 And I won't stop now ? 221 00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:03,773 ? bring it on down to 222 00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:10,983 >> stop by and sample some of 223 00:13:10,984 --> 00:13:12,631 Our picos from all over the 224 00:13:12,632 --> 00:13:13,407 World. 225 00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:15,946 How about a nice, hot oolong to 226 00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:17,142 Coat your throat? 227 00:13:19,484 --> 00:13:20,889 >> why does everything you say 228 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,662 Sound so nasty? 229 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,193 >> get 20% off when you join our 230 00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:26,793 Frequent steepers club. 231 00:13:26,794 --> 00:13:28,800 >> oh, speaking of clubs. 232 00:13:34,787 --> 00:13:36,330 ? everybody in the club 233 00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:38,137 Getting tipsy 234 00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:39,004 Everybody in the club 235 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:39,996 Getting tipsy ? 236 00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:41,540 ? everybody in the club 237 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:42,938 Getting tipsy 238 00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:44,130 Everybody in the club 239 00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:45,329 Getting tipsy ? 240 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,589 ? beer here come the stout 241 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,205 To the amber to the ale 242 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,550 21 years or you're 243 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:50,798 Going to go to jail ? 244 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:51,845 ? everybody in the club 245 00:13:51,846 --> 00:13:52,662 Just bring it on down 246 00:13:52,663 --> 00:13:53,739 To liquorville ? 247 00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:04,351 Why are you looking at me like 248 00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,071 I'm trash? 249 00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:06,506 I'll have you know this is a 250 00:14:06,507 --> 00:14:07,959 Recyclable bottle. 251 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,002 >> could you please relocate? 252 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,017 I am trying to attract a 253 00:14:10,018 --> 00:14:11,194 Sophisticated clientele. 254 00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:12,578 Not beer drinkers. 255 00:14:12,579 --> 00:14:13,962 There is a chico's in the 256 00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:15,578 Shopping center. 257 00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:17,478 >> uh, excuse me tea bagger. 258 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,496 But, some very classy people 259 00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:23,712 Come into our liquor store. 260 00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:25,343 Don't worry, we don't just sell 261 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:28,224 Beer so chillax and stop 262 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:29,711 Whining. 263 00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,367 ? did somebody say 264 00:14:31,368 --> 00:14:33,278 Wine ? 265 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:38,697 >> yes. 266 00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,154 Oh, oh, they said it. 267 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,650 They definitely said it. 268 00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:42,719 >> all right. 269 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,203 ? do we pretend that fine wine 270 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,714 From the high shelves 271 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,441 Are like shooting stars? ? 272 00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:53,145 ? I could really use a drink 273 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:54,114 Right now 274 00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:54,930 Drink right now 275 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,454 Drink right now ? 276 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:02,133 Oh my god! 277 00:15:04,481 --> 00:15:06,085 ? lee me talk to em 278 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,781 Let me talk to em 279 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,649 ? shorty like them apple 280 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,415 Flavored wines wines ? 281 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:15,378 ? with the whole store 282 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:16,883 Looking at her 283 00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,324 She hit the floor ? 284 00:15:18,325 --> 00:15:19,235 ? I hit the floor 285 00:15:19,236 --> 00:15:20,692 She hit the floor 286 00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:24,388 Too much merlot ? 287 00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:25,476 ? bring it on down to 288 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:26,593 Liquorville ? 289 00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:35,035 >> all right. 290 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:35,763 That's it. 291 00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:36,408 I'm going to go ask 292 00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:37,920 Williams-sonoma if they wouldn't 293 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,079 Mind me tea bagging in front of 294 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,607 Their entrance.& 295 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:41,544 >> good lord, lady. 296 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:42,584 Watch your mouth. 297 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:44,060 >> seriously, google it. 298 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:50,655 >>>well, it's just you and me. 299 00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:52,151 >> what is it they say, beer 300 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,551 After wine? 301 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,741 >> feeling fine. 302 00:15:56,296 --> 00:16:01,277 Cause no I can't deny ? 303 00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:06,831 ? this hooch I havv inside 304 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:10,661 I give it all to you ? 305 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,276 ? my beee 306 00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:19,713 My endless bud ? 307 00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:26,678 ? bring it on down to 308 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:27,817 Liquorville ? 309 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,171 >>> you're watching wspd news, 310 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,244 New york. 311 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:57,140 >> good morning, everyone. 312 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,283 I'm jack razolli. 313 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,124 >> and I'm wanda ramirez. 314 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,260 >> our top story toddy, a 315 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:02,220 Junior high school in long 316 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,484 Island has been evacuated after 317 00:17:04,485 --> 00:17:06,468 A dangerous carbon monoxide Leak. 318 00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,163 Veteran repprter herb welch is 319 00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:10,052 On the scene, who this week 320 00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:12,143 Celebrated his 70th year with 321 00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:13,162 The network. Hello, herb. 322 00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,999 >> hello, jack. 323 00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,566 >> now, herb, walk us through 324 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:18,796 What's happening at that school. 325 00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:19,828 Have all the students been 326 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,004 Evacuated? 327 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,553 >> I've got a guy. 328 00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:27,321 This is teacher, dan mcladdery. 329 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,851 >> it's mcdonald actually, 330 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:31,755 Dan mcdonald. 331 00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:33,064 >> it's the same thing. 332 00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:35,827 All right. 333 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:37,193 What happened? 334 00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:42,814 >> well, we were told this 335 00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:46,422 Morning about the leak, so I 336 00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:47,982 Gathered the children and had 337 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,708 Them evacuate the school. 338 00:17:50,855 --> 00:17:52,747 >> whaa -- what kind of teacher? 339 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:56,826 >> I'm an art teacher. 340 00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,362 >> like with the macaroni and 341 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:04,922 The yarn? 342 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:09,442 I teach drawing, actually. 343 00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:11,762 Like it or not, the folk scene 344 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,002 Is here to stay. 345 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:14,074 Back to you, jack. 346 00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:15,146 >> no, no herb. 347 00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:16,065 Hold on. 348 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,482 -Pstay there a minute, okay? 349 00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:18,934 Does dan know what caused the Leak? 350 00:18:18,935 --> 00:18:20,203 >> what? 351 00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:24,054 >> does dan know wwat caused the Leak? 352 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,680 >> I don't know what caused it, Jack. I just got here. 353 00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:27,104 >> I know you don't know, herb. 354 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,385 Herb, I know you don't know. Ask him. 355 00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:29,616 Do you know what caused the Leak? 356 00:18:29,617 --> 00:18:31,432 >> hey, don't write my copy, you 357 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:32,925 Lifeguard. 358 00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,173 What leaked? 359 00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:49,216 >> the boilers in the school 360 00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:51,432 Have been a problem for a long 361 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:54,736 Time, and I'm appalled by how & 362 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,507 The school has -- the school has Been -- 363 00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:01,971 >> I got a question for you. 364 00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:06,005 Do you think lucille ball is a 365 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,022 Pinko? 366 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,198 >> I'm sorry. 367 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,278 Did you say lucille ball? 368 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,606 >> herb, e gotta stay on point. 369 00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:13,416 >> name namess 370 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,454 Come on. 371 00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:22,656 >> herb, does dan think school 372 00:19:22,657 --> 00:19:25,108 Officials were aware of the 373 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:28,793 >> hey, you see the fights last Night? 374 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,417 >> come on, herb. 375 00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:32,690 Herb, wanda asked you a Question. 376 00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:34,543 >> she can go back to her Kitchen. 377 00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:40,282 >> herb, answer her. 378 00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:41,298 >> look, I'm not taking my 379 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:43,473 Set-ups from a hat check girl. 380 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,242 >> excuse me. 381 00:19:44,243 --> 00:19:45,146 Can we talk about the students, 382 00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:46,705 Please? 383 00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:48,058 They were put in real danger by 384 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:49,042 Our principal. 385 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,242 That man right over there. 386 00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:53,290 >> that's absolutely not true. 387 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,646 >> and that's the news. 388 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:57,778 Thank you. 389 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,529 >> herb, turn around and talk to 390 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,889 That principal. 391 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,566 Come on. 392 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:04,855 >> suck an egg, you mannequin. 393 00:20:07,429 --> 00:20:08,137 All right. 394 00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:09,207 Come here. 395 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:13,025 >> you suck, herb welch! 396 00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:14,239 >> thank you. 397 00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:16,688 All right. 398 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,319 All right. 399 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,734 Now, now who are you? 400 00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:25,302 >> I'm the principal here. 401 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:26,654 My name is ken yee. 402 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:27,973 >> bonzai huh? 403 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,515 Remember me? 404 00:20:30,127 --> 00:20:31,925 >> herb, no. 405 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,838 Come on. 406 00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:35,070 The war is over, herb. 407 00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:36,686 >> what did I do? 408 00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:37,320 >> you blew the story. 409 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,460 That's what you did. 410 00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:42,096 P> maybe you should more patient 411 00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:43,128 With herb. 412 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:46,157 He may be old -- stop moving. 413 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,700 That just means that his soul is Wise. 414 00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:51,328 >> jack, if shep cramer knew how 415 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:52,983 You anchor he'd turn over ii his 416 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:53,944 Grave. 417 00:20:53,945 --> 00:20:55,048 >> no, he wouldn't. 418 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,336 He was cremated. 419 00:20:56,337 --> 00:20:57,577 >> they burned my friend. 420 00:20:57,578 --> 00:21:00,766 >> come on, pull it together, 421 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,638 Buddy. 422 00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:03,019 >> you son of a bitch. 423 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:06,752 >> cut away from him, please. 424 00:21:06,753 --> 00:21:07,966 Oh, man. 425 00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:10,575 As always we apologize to you in 426 00:21:10,576 --> 00:21:13,404 Communities. 427 00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:15,639 Up next, we'll talk to long 428 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,872 Island he officials. 429 00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:19,014 Thank you. 430 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,416 First, some very sad news. 431 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,904 We've just received word that 432 00:21:22,905 --> 00:21:25,359 Our own herb welch died five 433 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,741 Seconds ago. 434 00:21:28,624 --> 00:21:29,829 1963. 435 00:21:31,096 --> 00:21:32,529 Mr. Welch had been in bad 436 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:33,759 Health. 437 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,135 We go now to the scene. 438 00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:36,424 Gentlemen, what happenee? 439 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,896 >> the guy staated to cough, and 440 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,992 Then he turned pale and he 441 00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:41,381 Wasn't breathing. 442 00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,882 >> unbelievable. 443 00:21:46,883 --> 00:21:48,530 It appears mr. Welch is till 444 00:21:48,531 --> 00:21:50,433 Alive and as unprofessional as Ever. 445 00:21:51,404 --> 00:21:53,648 How is thht possible? 446 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,686 Rocking that ass 447 00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:20,164 >> yeah. 448 00:22:25,174 --> 00:22:26,381 ♪e ♪ your mom says hi ♪ 449 00:22:26,382 --> 00:22:27,511 ♪ jinx ♪ 450 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,125 ? yeah yeah yeah yeah 451 00:22:29,126 --> 00:22:31,966 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ? 452 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,390 ♪ yeah ♪ 453 00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:34,822 ? yeah yeah yeah yeah 454 00:22:34,823 --> 00:22:36,254 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ? 455 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,174 ♪ yeah ♪ 456 00:22:37,175 --> 00:22:38,061 ? yeah yeah yeah yeah 457 00:22:38,062 --> 00:22:39,211 Yeah yeah yeah ? 458 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,458 Note 459 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:42,638 ♪ no-no ♪ 460 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:45,337 ? yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 461 00:22:45,338 --> 00:22:46,775 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 462 00:22:47,715 --> 00:22:48,672 Yeah yeah yeah ? 463 00:22:48,673 --> 00:22:50,461 ? summertime in the city 464 00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,216 And everybody's having sex 465 00:22:53,217 --> 00:22:54,399 You know 466 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,944 You know I just got a page ? 467 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:57,064 ? from a girl that 468 00:22:57,065 --> 00:22:58,748 I met last week At the payless 469 00:22:58,749 --> 00:23:00,430 Shoe store ? 470 00:23:00,431 --> 00:23:01,364 I got a call 471 00:23:01,365 --> 00:23:03,753 Look at how you knock on the Roof 472 00:23:05,788 --> 00:23:07,847 2 to 6 hours we'll meet back 473 00:23:07,848 --> 00:23:09,697 And we'll roll 474 00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:10,946 ? roll into my cribbs 475 00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:12,156 With some bartles & jaymes 476 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,274 How about the butts 477 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,530 With the alizay ? 478 00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:16,250 ? now hold up player 479 00:23:16,251 --> 00:23:17,636 What you diggity doing In here 480 00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:19,704 I was going to ask you the same 481 00:23:20,604 --> 00:23:23,003 Hey boy I want you boy 482 00:23:23,004 --> 00:23:25,330 I hope that you think that's ? cool 483 00:23:26,181 --> 00:23:27,228 ? I know much guys 484 00:23:27,229 --> 00:23:28,212 Won't freak together 485 00:23:28,213 --> 00:23:29,316 She forgot about the golden 486 00:23:29,317 --> 00:23:30,432 Rule ? 487 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,428 ? it's okay when it's a 488 00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:33,364 Three-way 489 00:23:33,365 --> 00:23:35,112 It's not gay when it's in ? 490 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,171 A three-way note with a honey 491 00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:37,420 The iddle there's 492 00:23:37,421 --> 00:23:38,988 Some lee-way ? 493 00:23:38,989 --> 00:23:40,572 ? the area's gray in a 494 00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:41,940 One two three way 495 00:23:41,941 --> 00:23:44,036 Normally I don't get down with Dudes ? 496 00:23:44,037 --> 00:23:45,476 ? but tonight is a special 497 00:23:45,477 --> 00:23:46,579 Exception 498 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,491 Great 499 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:48,675 See you're my best friend ? 500 00:23:48,676 --> 00:23:49,571 ? through thick and thin 501 00:23:49,572 --> 00:23:50,851 Now it's time to make a 502 00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:51,697 Triple connection 503 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,362 Lights off ? 504 00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:54,321 ? here in the dark 505 00:23:54,322 --> 00:23:55,762 Here in the dark 506 00:23:55,763 --> 00:23:56,898 It's hard to tell 507 00:23:56,899 --> 00:23:58,297 So harr to tell ? 508 00:23:58,298 --> 00:23:59,626 ? where her body ends 509 00:23:59,627 --> 00:24:00,922 La la 510 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:02,186 And my homey's begins 511 00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:03,498 Ew-wee ? 512 00:24:03,499 --> 00:24:05,010 ? this rule dates back 513 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,362 The golden rule 514 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,674 To ancient greece 515 00:24:07,675 --> 00:24:08,993 Talking about cesar ? 516 00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:11,076 ? it's two Jack trippers and a chrissy 517 00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:13,177 The new "three's company" ? 518 00:24:18,365 --> 00:24:19,889 >> you guys are still here? 519 00:24:22,558 --> 00:24:24,475 ? it's okay when it's a 520 00:24:24,476 --> 00:24:25,356 Three-way 521 00:24:25,357 --> 00:24:27,460 It's not gay when it's in a 522 00:24:27,461 --> 00:24:28,340 Three-way ? 523 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,484 ? with a honey in the miidle 524 00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:30,547 There's some lee-way 525 00:24:30,548 --> 00:24:32,211 The area is gray in a one 526 00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:33,659 Two three way ? 527 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,014 ? fellas get ready 528 00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:37,573 Doing it with a chick 529 00:24:37,574 --> 00:24:38,845 Helicopter [ bleep ] ? 530 00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,772 ? helicopter [ bleep ] 531 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:42,949 ? do it with a chick 532 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,371 Do the helicopter [ bleep ] 533 00:24:45,983 --> 00:24:47,683 And all of that was okaa 534 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:53,459 Maybe two is enough ? 535 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,683 ♪ that's what they'll say ♪ 536 00:24:54,684 --> 00:24:57,262 ? we'll say hell no ?7o cf1 o 537 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,426 ♪ it's a three-way ♪ 538 00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:02,083 The golden rule ? 539 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:23,214 >>> ladies and gentlemen, lady 540 00:25:23,215 --> 00:25:24,434 Gaga. 541 00:30:11,386 --> 00:30:12,097 >>> good evening. 542 00:30:12,098 --> 00:30:13,057 I'm seth meyers, and here are 543 00:30:13,058 --> 00:30:14,271 Tonight's top stories. 544 00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:16,218 >>> sources are saying that a 545 00:30:16,219 --> 00:30:19,493 Former egyptian special forces 546 00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:21,383 Operative has been appointed the 547 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,990 Caretaker of al qaeda in the 548 00:30:22,991 --> 00:30:24,182 Wake of bin laden's death. 549 00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:25,757 He was chosen because of his 550 00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:26,949 Military background, his youth, 551 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,846 And he was the last one to shout 552 00:30:28,847 --> 00:30:30,147 Not it. 553 00:30:31,471 --> 00:30:32,813 >>> president obama and israeli 554 00:30:32,814 --> 00:30:33,989 Prime minister 555 00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:35,454 Benjamin netanyahu met Friday at 556 00:30:35,455 --> 00:30:36,870 The white house one day after 557 00:30:36,871 --> 00:30:38,270 Obama called for israel to 558 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,966 Return to the 1967 borders. 559 00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:42,470 It's hard to know what was said 560 00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:43,910 At the meeting, but I'm betting 561 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:44,707 On heavy use of the word 562 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,816 Meshuggahna. 563 00:30:47,437 --> 00:30:48,500 >>> despite announcing that he 564 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:49,684 Would not run for president, 565 00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:51,149 Donald trump insisted Monday 566 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,387 That if he had stayed in the 567 00:30:52,388 --> 00:30:53,579 Race, he would have won the 568 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:54,924 Primary and the general 569 00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:55,724 Election. 570 00:30:55,725 --> 00:30:56,762 Pretty bold when you consider 571 00:30:56,763 --> 00:30:57,994 The fact he's not even winning 572 00:30:57,995 --> 00:30:59,342 His time slot. 573 00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:06,018 >>> it was revealed Tuesday that 574 00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:07,370 Arnold schwarzenegger fathered a 575 00:31:07,371 --> 00:31:09,866 Child with his house keeper. 576 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:11,106 That brings us to really with 577 00:31:11,107 --> 00:31:12,415 Seth. 578 00:31:16,814 --> 00:31:18,278 Really, arnold schwarzenegger? 579 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:19,726 You had an fair with the maid in 580 00:31:19,727 --> 00:31:21,766 Your house? 581 00:31:21,767 --> 00:31:23,102 You know, when powerful people 582 00:31:23,103 --> 00:31:24,601 Have affairs, they usually put a 583 00:31:24,602 --> 00:31:25,906 Little effort into it. 584 00:31:25,907 --> 00:31:26,833 I mean, really. 585 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,619 Secret rendezvous, high-priced 586 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,329 Call girl. 587 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:30,194 What did you o? 588 00:31:30,195 --> 00:31:31,201 Just sit in your recliner and 589 00:31:31,202 --> 00:31:32,322 Point at your wiener whenever 590 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,614 Someone walked by? 591 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:36,802 And really, did you really think 592 00:31:36,803 --> 00:31:38,042 It was a good idea for your 593 00:31:38,043 --> 00:31:39,122 Mistress to work in your home 594 00:31:39,123 --> 00:31:41,435 For 14 years after the affair, 595 00:31:41,436 --> 00:31:43,186 Right in front of your wife? 596 00:31:43,187 --> 00:31:44,993 That's so risky. 597 00:31:44,994 --> 00:31:46,331 I'm not even married and I erase 598 00:31:46,332 --> 00:31:47,961 My internet history every four 599 00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:49,343 Hours. 600 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,264 Just in case I die and my mom 601 00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:53,638 Comes over. 602 00:31:54,249 --> 00:31:55,000 Really? 603 00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,351 I have to say you have giant 604 00:31:56,352 --> 00:31:58,007 Balls for a guy who definitely 605 00:31:58,008 --> 00:32:00,461 Has tiny steroid balls. 606 00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:03,060 Really? 607 00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:05,847 And then it was revealed on 608 00:32:05,848 --> 00:32:07,048 Wednesday that the child you 609 00:32:07,049 --> 00:32:08,536 Fathered with the housekeeper 610 00:32:08,537 --> 00:32:09,920 Was born days after 611 00:32:09,921 --> 00:32:11,776 Maria shriver gave birth to your 612 00:32:11,777 --> 00:32:12,816 Other son. 613 00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:13,968 Two kids in a week. 614 00:32:13,969 --> 00:32:15,303 So wait, every time I saw you 615 00:32:15,304 --> 00:32:16,728 Smoking a cigar, were you just 616 00:32:16,729 --> 00:32:18,356 Celebrating another baby? 617 00:32:19,441 --> 00:32:20,759 You're like oprah but with 618 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,615 Babies. 619 00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,444 "you get a baby, and you get a Baby! 620 00:32:23,445 --> 00:32:24,739 And you get a baby! 621 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,170 Everybody gets a baby!" 622 00:32:28,629 --> 00:32:30,028 Also, I couldn't help but notice 623 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:31,352 Every one of your movies makes a 624 00:32:31,353 --> 00:32:32,584 Perfect "new york post" headline 625 00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:34,760 For this story. 626 00:32:34,761 --> 00:32:37,535 "junior," "twins," "true lies," 627 00:32:37,536 --> 00:32:40,295 "predator," "judgment day," 628 00:32:40,296 --> 00:32:41,911 "collateral damage," and "raw 629 00:32:41,912 --> 00:32:43,182 Deal." 630 00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:46,274 Thank god you passed on the 631 00:32:46,275 --> 00:32:47,842 Action comedy "governor 632 00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:49,222 Horndog." 633 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,586 And you brought the maid on 634 00:32:51,587 --> 00:32:54,009 Vacation with your family. 635 00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:55,262 Really? 636 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,569 Hotels already have maids. 637 00:32:58,570 --> 00:33:00,362 That's like bringing weed tt 638 00:33:00,363 --> 00:33:01,799 Amsterdam. 639 00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:06,913 But really, arnold, this is the 640 00:33:06,914 --> 00:33:07,666 Most important part. 641 00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:08,930 If this baby is the future 642 00:33:08,931 --> 00:33:10,161 Leader of the human resistance 643 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,665 Against our robot overlords, we 644 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,537 Won't forgive you, but it wiil 645 00:33:13,538 --> 00:33:16,063 Help your case, really. 646 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,754 >> this has been "really? 647 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:21,078 With seth." 648 00:33:21,954 --> 00:33:23,089 >>> it was reported that the 649 00:33:23,090 --> 00:33:24,361 Walt disney company has 650 00:33:24,362 --> 00:33:25,482 Officially bought the trademark 651 00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:27,065 To the name "s.E.A.L. Team 6," 652 00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:28,329 The name of the unit that killed 653 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:29,138 Osama bin laden. 654 00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:30,690 So get ready for a very 655 00:33:30,691 --> 00:33:32,855 Disturbing sequel to "up." 656 00:33:39,034 --> 00:33:40,146 >>> the winner of the miss 657 00:33:40,147 --> 00:33:41,609 Madison beauty pageant was 658 00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:42,986 Forced to give up her crown this 659 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:44,257 Week after she was arrested for 660 00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:45,160 Identity theft. 661 00:33:45,161 --> 00:33:46,568 You know, I'm starting to think 662 00:33:46,569 --> 00:33:47,720 The best way to win a beauty 663 00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:48,839 Pageant is just come in second 664 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,228 And wait. 665 00:33:54,517 --> 00:33:56,245 >>> he ate his 25,000th big mac 666 00:33:56,246 --> 00:34:00,698 And then afterwards he ate a 667 00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:02,694 Piece of broccoli and died. 668 00:34:07,674 --> 00:34:09,258 >>> now it's time for get in the 669 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:10,532 Kwaj. 670 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:13,257 Nicolas cage talks about their 671 00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:14,658 Craft and recent work. 672 00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:15,770 Please welcomeeto the cage 673 00:34:15,771 --> 00:34:17,270 Nicolas cage and bradley cooper. 674 00:34:27,992 --> 00:34:28,704 >> thank you so much. 675 00:34:28,705 --> 00:34:30,112 Thank you so much for having me, 676 00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:31,168 Nic. 677 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:32,127 I am really excited to "get in 678 00:34:32,128 --> 00:34:33,342 The cage." 679 00:34:33,343 --> 00:34:34,630 >> that's very kind of you, 680 00:34:34,631 --> 00:34:36,181 Bradley. 681 00:34:36,182 --> 00:34:37,534 Now, let's begin with a question 682 00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:39,483 About your new movie, "the 683 00:34:39,484 --> 00:34:41,596 Hangover part 2." 684 00:34:41,597 --> 00:34:43,086 >> shoot. 685 00:34:43,087 --> 00:34:43,989 >> in it you play a gentleman 686 00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:45,389 Who has a wild, drunken night in 687 00:34:45,390 --> 00:34:47,621 Bangkok and then must face the 688 00:34:47,622 --> 00:34:49,782 Grim repercussions. 689 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,004 >> that's correct. 690 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,476 >> so my first question is, how 691 00:34:53,477 --> 00:34:55,336 Am I not in that movie? 692 00:34:56,669 --> 00:34:58,020 >> what do you mean? 693 00:34:58,021 --> 00:34:59,387 >> it has the two cllssic 694 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,371 Elements of a nic cage film. 695 00:35:01,372 --> 00:35:03,363 One, I'm told the actorsswere 696 00:35:03,364 --> 00:35:04,730 Given food. 697 00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:08,236 Two, it's basically a shot for 698 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,296 Shot re-creation of my life. 699 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,706 I'm the human hangover. 700 00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:15,700 >> look, nic, I'm sorry that you 701 00:35:15,701 --> 00:35:16,874 Weren't in "the hangover part 2." 702 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:18,162 Maybe you were too busy. 703 00:35:18,163 --> 00:35:20,257 I mean, you're in every movie. 704 00:35:20,258 --> 00:35:21,538 You're like a dangerous eugeee 705 00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:22,774 Levy. 706 00:35:33,002 --> 00:35:34,274 >>> you seem nice, cooper 707 00:35:34,275 --> 00:35:35,303 Scooper. 708 00:35:37,444 --> 00:35:38,820 Nevertheless you lack the key 709 00:35:38,821 --> 00:35:40,300 Ingredient to become a film 710 00:35:40,301 --> 00:35:41,644 Icon. 711 00:35:41,645 --> 00:35:43,464 Normadic eyebrows. 712 00:35:44,124 --> 00:35:45,547 Like the gladiators of yore this 713 00:35:45,548 --> 00:35:47,265 Went across the crescent moon. 714 00:35:58,015 --> 00:36:02,406 That's my hairlinee and ttat's 715 00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:04,314 The awe das city of hope. 716 00:36:05,919 --> 00:36:07,054 >> I think I'm readd to get out& 717 00:36:07,055 --> 00:36:07,982 Of the cage. 718 00:36:07,983 --> 00:36:09,174 >> that happens. 719 00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:10,288 >> there's onll one way out of 720 00:36:10,289 --> 00:36:11,024 The cage. 721 00:36:11,025 --> 00:36:12,336 A fight to the death. 722 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,763 Two men enter, two men leave. 723 00:36:17,102 --> 00:36:18,758 >> I think it's one man leaves. 724 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,062 >> yeah, math was never my 725 00:36:20,063 --> 00:36:21,774 Strong suit. 726 00:36:21,775 --> 00:36:24,149 Now, in the words oo my fellow 727 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:25,781 Actor and life coach, mel 728 00:36:25,782 --> 00:36:28,613 Gibson, prepare to die from 729 00:36:28,614 --> 00:36:30,114 Human bites. 730 00:36:30,115 --> 00:36:31,199 >> I'm sorry. 731 00:36:32,811 --> 00:36:35,330 Mel gibson is your life coach? 732 00:36:36,053 --> 00:36:37,492 >> yes. 733 00:36:37,493 --> 00:36:38,777 >> who is your accountant? 734 00:36:40,124 --> 00:36:41,545 >> wessey snipes. 735 00:36:44,266 --> 00:36:45,993 >> just wrap it up. 736 00:36:45,994 --> 00:36:47,688 >> fine by me, seth. 737 00:36:47,689 --> 00:36:49,271 For now it's time to ride on to 738 00:36:49,272 --> 00:36:50,719 My next adventure? 739 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,376 >> what's that. 740 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,584 >> I'm going to kill the ghost 741 00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:55,172 Of osama bin laden. 742 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:57,864 >> nic cage and bradley cooper 743 00:36:57,865 --> 00:36:59,118 Everybody! 744 00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:01,070 Thank you. 745 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,736 >>> on Tuesday the pillow fight 746 00:37:09,737 --> 00:37:11,248 World cup was held in brooklyn, 747 00:37:11,249 --> 00:37:12,168 New yook. 748 00:37:12,169 --> 00:37:13,119 That's what you want. 749 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,528 People n the kingdom of bedbugs 750 00:37:14,529 --> 00:37:15,718 Shaking their linens out in the 751 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:16,785 Open. 752 00:37:17,885 --> 00:37:19,074 A nightmare. 753 00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:20,900 >>> a growing trend among 754 00:37:20,901 --> 00:37:22,061 Expectant parents is to have the 755 00:37:22,062 --> 00:37:23,332 Sex of their baby revealed 756 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,148 Through baby cakes which contain 757 00:37:25,149 --> 00:37:26,628 Blue or pink icing inside, 758 00:37:26,629 --> 00:37:28,637 Rather than having a doctor tell Phem. 759 00:37:28,638 --> 00:37:29,836 And what could be more american 760 00:37:29,837 --> 00:37:30,885 Than saying, "yeah, yeah, 761 00:37:30,886 --> 00:37:32,413 Doctor, I'll believe it when I 762 00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:34,120 Hear it from a dessert." 763 00:37:35,846 --> 00:37:37,369 Thank you, though. 764 00:37:38,076 --> 00:37:41,101 >>> a new photo is planking 765 00:37:43,187 --> 00:37:44,793 Keeping a body stiff while 766 00:37:44,794 --> 00:37:46,392 Balancing on top of something, 767 00:37:46,393 --> 00:37:47,588 Or what the protestants call 768 00:37:47,589 --> 00:37:48,833 Sex. 769 00:37:53,643 --> 00:37:54,982 >>> a woman in pennsylvania was 770 00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:00,374 Girl she was baby sithing. 771 00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,164 Marijuana-laced margarine? 772 00:38:02,165 --> 00:38:04,328 I can't believe it's pot butter. 773 00:38:07,373 --> 00:38:08,188 >>> tonight is our season 774 00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:09,468 Finale, so I just want to say to 775 00:38:09,469 --> 00:38:10,700 Everyone out there, thank you 776 00:38:10,701 --> 00:38:11,740 For watching and have a 777 00:38:11,741 --> 00:38:12,796 Wonderful summer. 778 00:38:12,797 --> 00:38:14,169 You ready to go stefan? 779 00:38:22,452 --> 00:38:23,547 So where are we going again? 780 00:38:23,548 --> 00:38:25,883 >> well, it's that thing of when 781 00:38:25,884 --> 00:38:27,419 A beach is covered in jellyfish 782 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:29,306 And a sunburned old man braids 783 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,462 Your hair. 784 00:38:31,346 --> 00:38:32,713 >> can my girlfriend come? 785 00:38:32,714 --> 00:38:33,641 >> no. 786 00:38:33,642 --> 00:38:35,296 >> stefan, I think this is the 787 00:38:35,297 --> 00:38:36,713 Beginning of a beautiful 788 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:38,305 Nightmare. 789 00:38:38,306 --> 00:38:39,265 >> for "weekend update," I'm 790 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,446 Seth meyers. 791 00:39:01,229 --> 00:39:02,555 >>> and now it's time to play -- 792 00:39:02,556 --> 00:39:04,724 >> "what's that name?" 793 00:39:04,725 --> 00:39:06,284 >> and here's your host, 794 00:39:06,285 --> 00:39:07,429 Vince blake. 795 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:10,692 >> hello, and welcome to "what's 796 00:39:10,693 --> 00:39:12,243 That name celebrity edition." 797 00:39:12,244 --> 00:39:13,499 The rules are the same as 798 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:13,899 Always. 799 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,508 We show you a person, you tell 800 00:39:15,509 --> 00:39:16,339 Us their name. 801 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,778 Ann our contestants are 802 00:39:17,779 --> 00:39:18,923 Justin timberlake -- 803 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:19,999 >> all right..O cf1 o 804 00:39:21,306 --> 00:39:22,338 How are you doing? 805 00:39:22,339 --> 00:39:23,186 >> very good, very good. 806 00:39:23,187 --> 00:39:24,657 >> and lady gaga. 807 00:39:26,284 --> 00:39:28,858 >> I'm ready to playyand win. 808 00:39:28,859 --> 00:39:29,722 >> all right. 809 00:39:29,723 --> 00:39:30,770 And the first question goes to 810 00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:31,882 Justin. 811 00:39:31,883 --> 00:39:34,430 This funky feline rapped with 812 00:39:34,431 --> 00:39:35,987 "what's that name?" 813 00:39:36,631 --> 00:39:39,639 >> I know that -- that's m.C. 814 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,708 Scat cat. 815 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,739 >> two steps forward, two steps 816 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:44,663 Back. 817 00:39:44,664 --> 00:39:46,295 You're the man, j.T. 818 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:47,795 And you just won $10. 819 00:39:49,481 --> 00:39:51,095 Next up, lady gaga. 820 00:39:51,096 --> 00:39:52,391 Though best known for acting in 821 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:53,859 "the princesssbride," he also 822 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:55,159 Has written several acclaimed 823 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,631 Off-broadway plays. 824 00:39:57,327 --> 00:39:59,242 >> that is wallace shawn, vince. 825 00:39:59,243 --> 00:40:01,052 >> all right. 826 00:40:01,053 --> 00:40:02,850 $10 to you. 827 00:40:03,589 --> 00:40:05,084 Ready to go again, j.T.? 828 00:40:05,085 --> 00:40:06,497 >> yeah, you know it, vince. 829 00:40:07,397 --> 00:40:09,389 >> you know it, vince. 830 00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:10,548 All right -- this next questton 831 00:40:10,549 --> 00:40:13,201 Is worth $100,000. 832 00:40:14,189 --> 00:40:15,943 And here to read the clue is the 833 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:17,349 Woman herself. 834 00:40:20,198 --> 00:40:21,959 >> we made love at the w hotel 835 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,730 Two weeks ago. 836 00:40:23,731 --> 00:40:25,143 It was after your premiere. 837 00:40:25,144 --> 00:40:27,760 You told me I was beautiful, 838 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:30,158 And -- to never give up on my 839 00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:31,638 Photography. 840 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:32,900 What's my name? 841 00:40:41,535 --> 00:40:42,755 >> hey, girl. 842 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,155 You look good. 843 00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:50,079 >> I know. 844 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,829 That's why you had sex wwth me. 845 00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:53,246 What'' my name? 846 00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:54,457 We had an inside joke about how 847 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,000 My feet were cold. 848 00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:57,202 What's my name? 849 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,349 >> a hot lady like you has got 850 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:04,810 To have a hot name. 851 00:41:05,702 --> 00:41:09,700 So -- cheyenne. 852 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,556 >> audience, "what's that name?" 853 00:41:11,557 --> 00:41:13,192 >> amy. 854 00:41:14,878 --> 00:41:16,020 >> maybe you would have 855 00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:17,301 Remembered me if I was a rapping 856 00:41:17,302 --> 00:41:18,602 Cat. 857 00:41:20,426 --> 00:41:21,696 Good takedown. 858 00:41:23,764 --> 00:41:24,986 >> okay, look. 859 00:41:24,987 --> 00:41:25,899 What the hell kind of show is 860 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,594 This? 861 00:41:26,595 --> 00:41:27,555 >> it's "what's that name" 862 00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:28,808 Celebrity edition. 863 00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:32,562 Okay. 864 00:41:32,563 --> 00:41:34,339 Lady gaga, you're up next. 865 00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:35,586 >> get ready, gaga. 866 00:41:35,587 --> 00:41:36,897 This game's tough. 867 00:41:36,898 --> 00:41:38,374 >> we've got another walk-on 868 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:39,551 Clue. 869 00:41:42,932 --> 00:41:43,962 >> sorry, you don't know me. 870 00:41:43,963 --> 00:41:45,283 You know, I saw your monster 871 00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:46,631 Show, and I hung out by the 872 00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:47,418 Stage door. 873 00:41:47,419 --> 00:41:48,967 >> alphonse. 874 00:41:59,379 --> 00:42:00,642 >> how did you remember him? 875 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,565 >> he said he lovvd my music. 876 00:42:02,566 --> 00:42:05,118 You don't forget sooething like That. 877 00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,497 The woman next to you in the 878 00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:11,721 Jazzy, that was your sister, 879 00:42:11,722 --> 00:42:12,831 Marie, right? 880 00:42:12,832 --> 00:42:13,737 >> yeah. 881 00:42:13,738 --> 00:42:15,416 Yes, you know, her knees are Lousy. 882 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,523 >> go see my guy at lennox hill. 883 00:42:17,524 --> 00:42:18,675 He's the best. 884 00:42:18,676 --> 00:42:20,634 And tell him to send me the 885 00:42:20,635 --> 00:42:22,293 >> I pray for you in church. 886 00:42:22,294 --> 00:42:23,775 >> and I for you. 887 00:42:31,036 --> 00:42:32,794 >> this show is awful! 888 00:42:32,795 --> 00:42:34,216 >> I think you're awful..O cf1 o 889 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,506 >> look, man, I'm just trying to 890 00:42:38,507 --> 00:42:39,735 Raise money for my charity, 891 00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:41,283 "the hope foundation." 892 00:42:42,332 --> 00:42:43,980 >> oh, and what do they do? 893 00:42:43,981 --> 00:42:45,777 >> well, they -- they -- 894 00:42:48,707 --> 00:42:53,385 They raise hope -- for thh -- 895 00:42:55,232 --> 00:42:57,870 >> if I may, vince, they promote 896 00:42:57,871 --> 00:43:00,444 Musical education. 897 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:01,945 >> oh, thanks gaga. 898 00:43:03,745 --> 00:43:05,052 And who are you playing for? 899 00:43:05,053 --> 00:43:07,084 >> I'm playing for the people of 900 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,685 Japan, of course. 901 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:09,732 >> of course. 902 00:43:09,733 --> 00:43:10,773 Playing for any other cause 903 00:43:10,774 --> 00:43:12,632 Would be a slap in their face. 904 00:43:18,605 --> 00:43:19,913 Justin, you ready to forget the 905 00:43:19,914 --> 00:43:20,880 Next name? 906 00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:21,908 >> kay, all right. 907 00:43:21,909 --> 00:43:23,140 All right, I just want to say 908 00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:24,299 That I meet a lot of people 909 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,816 Every day, and I love my fans, 910 00:43:26,817 --> 00:43:27,699 Okay? 911 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:30,091 When you spend two minutes with 912 00:43:30,092 --> 00:43:31,334 Someone in passing, it's hard to 913 00:43:31,335 --> 00:43:32,188 Remember their names. 914 00:43:32,189 --> 00:43:33,289 >> oh, that's fair. 915 00:43:33,290 --> 00:43:34,137 Don't worry, j.T. 916 00:43:34,138 --> 00:43:35,615 Our next clue shouldn't be hard. 917 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:36,840 Bring him out. 918 00:43:46,199 --> 00:43:47,769 >> I was in 'n sync withhyou. 919 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,252 But I'm not lance bass, you, or 920 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:52,962 Joey fatone. 921 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,110 What's my name? 922 00:44:03,772 --> 00:44:05,291 >> if you can tell me even part 923 00:44:05,292 --> 00:44:07,747 Of his name, I'll give every 924 00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:11,550 Charity on earth $10 million. 925 00:44:13,066 --> 00:44:14,317 >> oh my god. 926 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:17,743 >> I know you know it, gaga. 927 00:44:18,369 --> 00:44:20,026 But it's j.T.'s turn. 928 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:21,138 >> come on, what's my name, 929 00:44:21,139 --> 00:44:22,335 J.T.? 930 00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:26,258 >> I know this. 931 00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:28,178 I know this. 932 00:44:29,287 --> 00:44:31,646 I think it's like -- charty. 933 00:44:33,402 --> 00:44:35,216 >> you think his name is charty? 934 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:38,183 Well, we don't need a buzzer to 935 00:44:38,184 --> 00:44:39,106 Know that's wrong. 936 00:44:39,107 --> 00:44:40,432 But, let's hear one anyway. 937 00:44:40,433 --> 00:44:41,601 Audience, what's that name? 938 00:44:41,602 --> 00:44:43,930 >> chris kirkpatrick! 939 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,738 >> chris kirkpatrick! 940 00:44:45,739 --> 00:44:46,907 >> oh, man. 941 00:44:46,908 --> 00:44:47,724 I knew that. >> oh, did you? 942 00:44:47,725 --> 00:44:49,911 Then real quick, what's his We just said it. 943 00:44:49,912 --> 00:44:52,074 >> kirk charty. 944 00:44:52,075 --> 00:44:53,348 >> you are awful. 945 00:44:54,586 --> 00:44:55,742 That's our show. 946 00:44:55,743 --> 00:44:56,902 I'd like to thank you two for 947 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:57,745 Playing. 948 00:44:57,746 --> 00:44:59,287 >> and I would like to thank the 949 00:44:59,288 --> 00:45:03,742 Entire crew, eddie, mike c, 950 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,830 Donna, and everyonn in the 951 00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:09,396 Audience, matt, anna, molly. 952 00:45:10,491 --> 00:45:11,683 Thank you so much. 953 00:45:35,102 --> 00:45:36,890 >> oh, my gosh, the merriville 954 00:45:36,891 --> 00:45:39,283 Pove tunnel. 955 00:45:39,284 --> 00:45:40,406 >> yeah, wouldn't want to be 956 00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:41,185 On this ride with anyone else. 957 00:45:41,186 --> 00:45:41,944 I mean it. 958 00:45:41,945 --> 00:45:43,268 >> todd. 959 00:45:45,457 --> 00:45:46,735 Oh, look. 960 00:45:46,736 --> 00:45:47,930 Oh, the merriville brothers. 961 00:45:47,931 --> 00:45:49,802 ? a lovely time of day 962 00:45:49,803 --> 00:45:51,224 With a heart of gold 963 00:45:51,225 --> 00:45:52,155 And a hand to hold 964 00:45:52,156 --> 00:45:53,983 The merriville way ? 965 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:00,322 >> oh, my god. 966 00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:01,923 They're so cute. 967 00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:02,724 >> yeah. 968 00:46:02,725 --> 00:46:03,497 Yeah. 969 00:46:03,498 --> 00:46:04,682 And a little creepy, right? 970 00:46:04,683 --> 00:46:06,527 >> oh, I think they're adorable. 971 00:46:08,438 --> 00:46:09,619 >> oh, what was that? 972 00:46:11,155 --> 00:46:12,516 >> sorry, folks. 973 00:46:12,517 --> 00:46:13,772 We have to stop here for a 974 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:14,596 Second. 975 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:15,707 There's a skunk on the track 976 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:17,514 Ahead, and he does not want to 977 00:46:17,515 --> 00:46:18,623 Move. 978 00:46:18,624 --> 00:46:19,739 We're working on it. 979 00:46:21,665 --> 00:46:22,808 >> oh, no, we're stuck. 980 00:46:22,809 --> 00:46:23,743 >> that's not the worst thing 981 00:46:23,744 --> 00:46:24,943 Now, is it? 982 00:46:26,139 --> 00:46:26,947 Damn it. 983 00:46:26,948 --> 00:46:28,495 ♪ around the merry-go-round ♪ 984 00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:30,618 A lovely time of day 985 00:46:30,619 --> 00:46:32,114 With a heart of gold 986 00:46:32,115 --> 00:46:32,979 And a hand to hold ? 987 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:34,783 ♪ the merriville way ♪ 988 00:46:44,942 --> 00:46:46,879 >> why aren't they going down? 989 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,127 >> they're fixing the ride. 990 00:46:48,128 --> 00:46:49,267 >> okay. 991 00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:53,242 Is it me or are they staring at 992 00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:54,267 You? 993 00:46:56,535 --> 00:46:57,667 >> it's you. 994 00:46:58,687 --> 00:46:59,886 >> okay, but this one is trying 995 00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:01,083 To kiss you. 996 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:03,424 >> no, he's not. 997 00:47:03,425 --> 00:47:04,374 >> yeah, he is. 998 00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:06,042 His lip are pursed. 999 00:47:06,043 --> 00:47:07,014 >> okay, you're right. 1000 00:47:07,015 --> 00:47:08,182 He wants to kiss me. 1001 00:47:08,183 --> 00:47:09,630 Well, here you go, 1002 00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,156 Mr. Merriville. 1003 00:47:18,689 --> 00:47:19,417 >> okay. 1004 00:47:19,418 --> 00:47:20,246 All right. 1005 00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:21,019 We got to get off this ride. 1006 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:21,776 >> what's the matter? 1007 00:47:21,777 --> 00:47:23,529 >> these robots are flirting 1008 00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:24,036 With you. 1009 00:47:24,037 --> 00:47:25,132 >> don't be silly. 1010 00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:26,258 Come on. 1011 00:47:28,369 --> 00:47:29,641 >> oh, boy. 1012 00:47:29,642 --> 00:47:30,973 ♪ two, one, two ♪ 1013 00:47:34,713 --> 00:47:36,277 >> they're showing off. 1014 00:47:38,953 --> 00:47:40,021 They're hot dogging. 1015 00:47:40,022 --> 00:47:40,610 >> don't fall for this. 1016 00:47:40,611 --> 00:47:42,334 ♪ on their merriville way ♪ 1017 00:47:43,411 --> 00:47:47,026 >> now they're shooting arrows 1018 00:47:47,027 --> 00:47:47,746 At me. 1019 00:47:47,747 --> 00:47:48,658 >> it was just a cupid 1020 00:47:48,659 --> 00:47:49,444 Reference. 1021 00:47:49,445 --> 00:47:51,410 >> I don't like it it. 1022 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,731 >> all right, everybody. 1023 00:47:52,732 --> 00:47:53,834 Pere's the situation. 1024 00:47:53,835 --> 00:47:55,353 We're at an impasse with the 1025 00:47:55,354 --> 00:47:55,996 Skunk. 1026 00:47:55,997 --> 00:47:56,995 We have to unload people with 1027 00:47:56,996 --> 00:47:57,970 The front of the ride. 1028 00:47:57,971 --> 00:47:59,018 You two hold tight. 1029 00:47:59,019 --> 00:47:59,898 I'll see if I can get you 1030 00:47:59,191 --> 00:48:00,150 Vouchers for some free funnel 1031 00:48:00,151 --> 00:48:01,214 Cakes. 1032 00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:04,398 >> no, no, take us with you! 1033 00:48:04,399 --> 00:48:06,606 >> aawhat are you so scared of? 1034 00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:09,318 >> I'm not afraid of anything. 1035 00:48:13,919 --> 00:48:15,896 >> don't let them touch you. 1036 00:48:15,897 --> 00:48:18,097 >> they're harmless. 1037 00:48:18,888 --> 00:48:19,950 >> don't let they want put a 1038 00:48:19,951 --> 00:48:20,598 Ring on you. 1039 00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:22,913 >> it's a gift. 1040 00:48:24,562 --> 00:48:27,129 >> you're marrying a robot! 1041 00:48:30,044 --> 00:48:32,212 >> what the hell? 1042 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:34,835 I think they're taking me with 1043 00:48:34,836 --> 00:48:35,596 Them. 1044 00:48:35,597 --> 00:48:36,480 >> what do you mean taking you 1045 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:37,049 With them? 1046 00:48:37,050 --> 00:48:39,008 Let go of me. 1047 00:48:39,009 --> 00:48:39,792 >> bye, sweetie. 1048 00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,626 >> bye. 1049 00:48:47,066 --> 00:48:49,054 I will -- now what am I supposed 1050 00:48:49,055 --> 00:48:50,027 To -- oh, great. 1051 00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,831 Now what am I supposed to do? 1052 00:48:57,963 --> 00:48:59,184 Okay. 1053 00:48:59,185 --> 00:49:00,071 Why not? 1054 00:49:00,072 --> 00:49:01,319 ? that's love the merriville 1055 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,200 Way ? 1056 00:49:30,036 --> 00:49:31,381 >> and now it's time to play the 1057 00:49:31,382 --> 00:49:33,573 Game the stars play, "secret 1058 00:49:33,574 --> 00:49:37,131 Word" with your host lyle round. 1059 00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:38,885 >> hello, and good day. 1060 00:49:38,886 --> 00:49:40,480 I'm lyle round. 1061 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,089 We got a great game. 1062 00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:45,549 Let's meet our celebrities. 1063 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,949 She's better known for her work 1064 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:47,948 Pn the broadway stage. 1065 00:49:47,949 --> 00:49:49,164 Please welcome mindy elise 1066 00:49:49,165 --> 00:49:50,272 Grayson. 1067 00:49:51,060 --> 00:49:51,861 >> thank you. 1068 00:49:51,862 --> 00:49:53,318 Thank you. 1069 00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:54,452 This is all I do now. 1070 00:49:54,453 --> 00:49:57,912 >> terrific, terrific, terrific. 1071 00:49:58,511 --> 00:49:59,867 Our next guest is celebrated 1072 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,132 Mentalist and hypnotist, the 1073 00:50:01,133 --> 00:50:03,014 Mysterious frandel 1074 00:50:03,704 --> 00:50:05,879 >> thank you. 1075 00:50:07,097 --> 00:50:08,447 Tonight I will bend the laws of 1076 00:50:08,448 --> 00:50:09,686 Science. 1077 00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:20,311 That spoon just flewwaway on a 1078 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:22,177 Clear wire. 1079 00:50:22,178 --> 00:50:23,356 >> or did it? 1080 00:50:26,248 --> 00:50:27,618 He's got two spoons. 1081 00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:29,897 That's it. 1082 00:50:29,898 --> 00:50:31,600 >> I play the spoons in 1083 00:50:31,601 --> 00:50:33,556 "kentucky dirty," the story of a 1084 00:50:33,557 --> 00:50:35,067 Female jockey that struggled 1085 00:50:35,068 --> 00:50:36,088 With her weight. 1086 00:50:36,089 --> 00:50:37,261 "the new york times" said, "not 1087 00:50:37,262 --> 00:50:38,883 Right now!" 1088 00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:44,702 >> looks like our contestants 1089 00:50:44,703 --> 00:50:45,703 Are getting bored, so why don't 1090 00:50:45,704 --> 00:50:46,679 We begin. 1091 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,069 Mindy's team won the toss. 1092 00:50:48,070 --> 00:50:49,415 Are you prepared? 1093 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,376 >> I'll let the actress inside 1094 00:50:50,377 --> 00:50:51,887 Me answer that. 1095 00:50:51,888 --> 00:50:53,893 Get into character. 1096 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:57,316 Hell yes, margaret sue! 1097 00:50:58,961 --> 00:51:00,270 >> oh, boy. 1098 00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:02,582 >> thh secret word is "boott" 1099 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:03,581 >> all right. 1100 00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,223 Look at me. Focus. This is hard. 1101 00:51:05,224 --> 00:51:06,158 We can do this. 1102 00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:07,246 >> five seconds, mindy. 1103 00:51:07,247 --> 00:51:08,356 >> I'm listening. I'm with you. 1104 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:09,628 >> sorry, let me put my reading 1105 00:51:09,629 --> 00:51:12,196 Glasses on to check. 1106 00:51:12,197 --> 00:51:13,380 Oh, I readdit wrong. 1107 00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:14,505 It's boot. 1108 00:51:17,925 --> 00:51:19,238 -P>> mindy, you said the secret 1109 00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,027 Word. 1110 00:51:20,028 --> 00:51:20,861 >> I know it. 1111 00:51:20,862 --> 00:51:21,765 At first I thought it said 1112 00:51:21,766 --> 00:51:25,653 800 t, but it says "boot." 1113 00:51:25,654 --> 00:51:27,444 My eyes aren't what they used to 1114 00:51:27,445 --> 00:51:28,620 Be, lyle, just like the 1115 00:51:28,621 --> 00:51:30,564 Character I played in, "who 1116 00:51:30,565 --> 00:51:31,781 Moved my john?" 1117 00:51:31,782 --> 00:51:33,155 The story of a blind call girl 1118 00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:34,764 Who can't tell if she's being 1119 00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:35,890 Paid or not. 1120 00:51:35,891 --> 00:51:37,035 Is this $5? 1121 00:51:37,036 --> 00:51:38,323 How much did you give me? 1122 00:51:38,324 --> 00:51:39,584 Do you need change? 1123 00:51:39,585 --> 00:51:41,854 >> sit down, sit down, sit down. 1124 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:45,548 Let's move over to the 1125 00:51:45,549 --> 00:51:46,980 Mysterious frandel's team. 1126 00:51:46,981 --> 00:51:48,500 Are you ready to receive some 1127 00:51:48,501 --> 00:51:49,492 Clues? 1128 00:51:49,493 --> 00:51:50,933 >> I think so, lyle. 1129 00:51:50,934 --> 00:51:52,025 >> or do you? 1130 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,783 Put that away, please. 1131 00:51:57,784 --> 00:51:59,352 I can hear the motor, please. 1132 00:52:00,241 --> 00:52:02,083 Ten seconds on the clock. 1133 00:52:02,084 --> 00:52:04,844 >> the secret word is, "grape." 1134 00:52:06,033 --> 00:52:07,063 >> imt you I want you to clear 1135 00:52:07,064 --> 00:52:07,732 Your mind. 1136 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:08,833 >> okay. 1137 00:52:10,842 --> 00:52:11,768 I'm sending you the word 1138 00:52:11,769 --> 00:52:13,870 Telepath thickally. 1139 00:52:14,475 --> 00:52:16,397 Ii's grape. 1140 00:52:18,449 --> 00:52:19,488 >> you just said the secret 1141 00:52:19,489 --> 00:52:20,481 Word. 1142 00:52:20,482 --> 00:52:21,693 >> or did I? 1143 00:52:24,337 --> 00:52:25,988 Soon you will have no memory of 1144 00:52:25,989 --> 00:52:27,840 What happened here. 1145 00:52:27,841 --> 00:52:29,280 >> I wish that were true, but 1146 00:52:29,281 --> 00:52:30,072 You still said it. 1147 00:52:30,073 --> 00:52:31,141 Grape. 1148 00:52:32,052 --> 00:52:34,318 >> I ate a grape once backstage 1149 00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:35,910 At the opening night party for 1150 00:52:35,911 --> 00:52:38,061 Juanita shepherd's "high-kicking 1151 00:52:38,062 --> 00:52:39,221 Honey babies." 1152 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:41,566 >> the secret word is cramp. 1153 00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:43,990 >> cramp. 1154 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,208 >> long story short I ate so 1155 00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,855 Many grapes I loudly broke wind 1156 00:52:50,856 --> 00:52:51,823 Everywhere. 1157 00:52:51,824 --> 00:52:53,409 I tried apologizing to the honey 1158 00:52:53,410 --> 00:52:54,664 Babies, but they were long gone. 1159 00:52:54,665 --> 00:52:56,119 >> mindy, you said the secret 1160 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,112 Word. 1161 00:52:57,113 --> 00:52:59,397 >> I said it because I saw it 1162 00:53:00,446 --> 00:53:01,696 I flubbed my line just like I 1163 00:53:01,697 --> 00:53:03,631 Did in the hit flop "kenya karen 1164 00:53:03,632 --> 00:53:05,106 At the watubi crew." 1165 00:53:05,107 --> 00:53:06,252 Hit it! 1166 00:53:08,617 --> 00:53:09,661 ? kenya karen 1167 00:53:09,662 --> 00:53:10,854 And the watubi crew 1168 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:12,360 Topless all the time ? 1169 00:53:13,521 --> 00:53:15,312 >> sit down, sit down, sit down! 1170 00:53:15,313 --> 00:53:20,321 No, no. 1171 00:53:21,169 --> 00:53:22,800 Okay. 1172 00:53:22,801 --> 00:53:24,368 Over to the amazing frandee. 1173 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:25,600 It's your turn. 1174 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:26,941 >> if I'm really here. 1175 00:53:27,696 --> 00:53:29,271 Imagine me not here! 1176 00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:40,881 >> he's clearly right there.& 1177 00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,758 We'll be right back after word 1178 00:53:42,759 --> 00:53:44,100 From our sponsor. 1179 00:53:44,101 --> 00:53:45,265 Thank you. 1180 00:53:48,509 --> 00:53:51,140 Oh, please, stop. 1181 00:53:51,141 --> 00:53:52,061 -Pstop it. 1182 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,193 Please. 1183 00:54:05,573 --> 00:54:07,313 >>> once again, lady gaga. 1184 00:58:52,114 --> 00:58:53,658 >>> it's the barry gibb talk 1185 00:58:53,659 --> 00:58:54,719 Show. 1186 00:58:57,431 --> 00:58:59,244 Tonight bbary's guest star -- 1187 00:59:03,164 --> 00:59:05,402 From msnbc, rachel maddow. 1188 00:59:07,853 --> 00:59:10,065 Cnn commentator roland s. Martin. 1189 00:59:12,961 --> 00:59:15,466 Chairman of thh federal Reserve -- 1190 00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:20,106 Ben bernanke. 1191 00:59:23,449 --> 00:59:24,733 And, as always -- 1192 00:59:28,938 --> 00:59:31,168 >> barry's brother robin. 1193 00:59:31,169 --> 00:59:33,168 ? I don't care what you say 1194 00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:35,854 Talking it out 1195 00:59:36,817 --> 00:59:38,893 On the barry gibbs talk show 1196 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,065 Talking about issues ? 1197 00:59:42,066 --> 00:59:44,511 ? talking about -- 1198 00:59:44,512 --> 00:59:45,748 Talking it up 1199 00:59:46,991 --> 00:59:49,235 On the barry gibbs talk show 1200 00:59:49,895 --> 00:59:52,502 Checking out politics ? 1201 00:59:52,503 --> 00:59:54,814 In this crazy, crazy time 1202 00:59:54,815 --> 00:59:56,835 Yeah-ah 1203 00:59:56,836 --> 00:59:58,089 Yeah-ah-ah ? 1204 00:59:58,090 --> 00:59:59,542 >> ladies and gentlemen, your 1205 00:59:59,543 --> 01:00:01,484 Host, barry gibbs. 1206 01:00:08,247 --> 01:00:09,630 >> good evening, ladies and 1207 01:00:09,631 --> 01:00:10,764 Gentlemen. 1208 01:00:11,602 --> 01:00:14,354 We've got a great show for you Tonight. 1209 01:00:14,355 --> 01:00:16,031 This is my show, and this is a 1210 01:00:16,032 --> 01:00:18,118 No-nonsense show. 1211 01:00:18,119 --> 01:00:19,126 I will not take any crap from 1212 01:00:19,127 --> 01:00:20,178 Anyone. 1213 01:00:20,865 --> 01:00:22,168 Now let's get down to brass 1214 01:00:22,169 --> 01:00:23,509 Tacks. 1215 01:00:24,337 --> 01:00:25,769 The United States is currently 1216 01:00:25,770 --> 01:00:28,528 In debt to china to the tune of 1217 01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:30,262 Over $1.3 trillion. 1218 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,199 Will china become the world's 1219 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,568 Only economic superpower? 1220 01:00:34,569 --> 01:00:37,942 Robin, do you have any thoughts? 1221 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:44,142 >> no. 1222 01:00:44,143 --> 01:00:45,275 No, I don't. 1223 01:00:46,103 --> 01:00:48,290 >> chairman bernanke, is it 1224 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:49,562 Possibleefor america to pull 1225 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,642 Itself out of this economic 1226 01:00:50,643 --> 01:00:52,036 Disaster? 1227 01:00:52,651 --> 01:00:56,817 If so, how, how, how, how, how? 1228 01:00:59,515 --> 01:01:01,250 >> there's no one answer. 1229 01:01:01,251 --> 01:01:03,732 >> well, I'm glad I askeddyou, Then. 1230 01:01:04,552 --> 01:01:05,753 >> I'm just saying -- 1231 01:01:05,754 --> 01:01:07,238 >> don't just say. 1232 01:01:08,357 --> 01:01:09,753 Shut your trap. 1233 01:01:11,879 --> 01:01:14,425 Miss maddow, I understand -- did 1234 01:01:14,426 --> 01:01:16,104 You just take a sip of water? 1235 01:01:18,163 --> 01:01:20,056 Don't upstage me on my own show 1236 01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:28,246 I can't be trusted at a full 1237 01:01:28,247 --> 01:01:29,175 Moon. 1238 01:01:29,176 --> 01:01:30,758 I have to be handcuffed to a 1239 01:01:30,759 --> 01:01:32,062 Radiator. 1240 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,281 I've woke up chest hair caked in 1241 01:01:34,282 --> 01:01:36,607 Blood next to a journal filled Sense -- 1242 01:01:36,608 --> 01:01:39,664 With entries that make no 1243 01:01:39,665 --> 01:01:41,000 ? caked I blood 1244 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,025 Journal that makes no sense 1245 01:01:43,026 --> 01:01:44,775 Caked in blood ? 1246 01:01:44,776 --> 01:01:49,722 ? journals make no sense 1247 01:01:49,723 --> 01:01:51,070 I'm barry f-ing gibbs. 1248 01:01:53,831 --> 01:01:56,188 I apologize, miss maddow. 1249 01:01:57,752 --> 01:02:00,729 Robin, do you have anything to 1250 01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:01,916 Add? 1251 01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:07,767 >> no. 1252 01:02:07,768 --> 01:02:09,293 No, I don't. 1253 01:02:09,294 --> 01:02:12,445 >> robin, dear brother, speak to me. 1254 01:02:12,446 --> 01:02:13,987 >> no. 1255 01:02:13,988 --> 01:02:14,999 >> it's me, it's barry. 1256 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,748 >> I know who it is. 1257 01:02:15,749 --> 01:02:16,953 >> I'm your brotherr 1258 01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:20,012 >> we ere both tiny babies 1259 01:02:20,013 --> 01:02:21,306 Together. 1260 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:23,901 We bathed in the sink together? 1261 01:02:23,902 --> 01:02:24,532 >> I know. 1262 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:25,962 >> we suckled off the same teet. 1263 01:02:28,409 --> 01:02:29,191 ? we suckled off 1264 01:02:29,192 --> 01:02:30,306 The same teet 1265 01:02:31,116 --> 01:02:32,077 We suckled oof 1266 01:02:32,078 --> 01:02:32,946 The same teet ? 1267 01:02:32,947 --> 01:02:33,640 ? one at a time 1268 01:02:33,641 --> 01:02:34,356 Suckled off 1269 01:02:34,357 --> 01:02:35,387 The same teet ? 1270 01:02:39,838 --> 01:02:41,172 >> robin, do ouuhave anything 1271 01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:42,546 To add? 1272 01:02:44,784 --> 01:02:46,189 >> I'd rather not. 1273 01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:47,317 >> let's just introduce the next 1274 01:02:47,318 --> 01:02:48,364 Guest. 1275 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,977 >> roland s. Martin 1276 01:02:51,789 --> 01:02:54,148 >> you haveegot to be kidding me. 1277 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:00,577 Listen to me you white-bearded 1278 01:03:00,578 --> 01:03:01,744 Flesh monger. 1279 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:02,680 Do you know who I am. 1280 01:03:02,681 --> 01:03:03,790 I am barry -- 1281 01:03:07,891 --> 01:03:09,182 >> the let me handle this. 1282 01:03:16,857 --> 01:03:18,024 Clear. 1283 01:03:18,993 --> 01:03:21,065 >> f-ing gibbs! 1284 01:03:21,066 --> 01:03:22,747 I survived the rapture. 1285 01:03:29,266 --> 01:03:30,344 That is all the time that we 1286 01:03:30,345 --> 01:03:31,372 Have. 1287 01:03:33,053 --> 01:03:35,652 ? we have been 1288 01:03:35,653 --> 01:03:38,621 Talking it it up on the barry 1289 01:03:38,622 --> 01:03:40,479 Gibbs talk show 1290 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,576 ? talking about chest hair 1291 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:45,797 Crazy cool medalions 1292 01:03:45,798 --> 01:03:47,274 Talking bout ? 1293 01:03:48,286 --> 01:03:49,267 ? on the barry gibbs 1294 01:03:49,268 --> 01:03:50,414 Talk show ? 1295 01:03:51,091 --> 01:03:53,032 ♪ talking about politics ♪ 1296 01:03:53,714 --> 01:03:56,970 ♪ in this crazy crazy time ♪ 1297 01:03:56,971 --> 01:03:58,257 ? a hip hop 1298 01:03:58,258 --> 01:03:59,417 A hippie a hippie 1299 01:03:59,418 --> 01:04:00,545 To the hip hip hop 1300 01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:01,664 A you don't stop ? 1301 01:04:01,665 --> 01:04:02,536 ? the rock it 1302 01:04:02,537 --> 01:04:04,017 To the bang bang boogie 1303 01:04:04,018 --> 01:04:05,039 Say up juuped the boogie 1304 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,634 To the rhhthm of the boogie 1305 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:08,167 The beat ? 1306 01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:23,010 >>> thanks to lady gaga, 1307 01:04:23,011 --> 01:04:24,970 Jimmy fallon, bradley cooper. 1308 01:04:24,971 --> 01:04:28,244 Susan sarandon and trisha clark. 1309 01:04:28,245 --> 01:04:29,719 Thank you. 1310 01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:33,623 That's the season, baby!