1 00:00:03,677 --> 00:00:05,244 I have a really special gift for you tonight. 2 00:00:05,312 --> 00:00:06,412 It comes in a box. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,880 Come to the Max bash tonight. 4 00:00:07,948 --> 00:00:11,117 You want to bone down? Then man up. 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,151 Thank you. Thank you. 6 00:00:12,219 --> 00:00:13,319 I've had enough of this! 7 00:00:13,387 --> 00:00:14,320 What did you call me? 8 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:15,488 Here's to you, RJ Berger. 9 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:16,756 You manned up. 10 00:00:16,824 --> 00:00:18,691 We're totally doing that again. 11 00:00:18,759 --> 00:00:23,363 - Last night I had sex with the most amazing girl. 12 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,534 A girl who wasn't in a coma 13 00:00:28,602 --> 00:00:30,737 and who didn't die afterwards, 14 00:00:30,804 --> 00:00:33,606 which, for me, is a first. 15 00:00:33,674 --> 00:00:35,575 Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:35,642 --> 00:00:37,510 Harder. - Yeah. 17 00:00:37,578 --> 00:00:41,214 - Even the fact that my mom is boning my guidance counselor 18 00:00:41,281 --> 00:00:42,815 at this very moment 19 00:00:42,883 --> 00:00:45,518 can't take this smile off my face. 20 00:00:48,989 --> 00:00:51,457 You hate this, Berger. Stop smiling. 21 00:00:51,525 --> 00:00:53,760 Even Max can't stop this smile. 22 00:00:57,698 --> 00:00:58,898 Miles can't either. 23 00:00:58,966 --> 00:01:00,867 Hey. 24 00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:02,001 Yo! 25 00:01:02,069 --> 00:01:03,536 Dude, snap out of it. 26 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:05,872 I got problems I need you to listen to me bitch about. 27 00:01:05,939 --> 00:01:07,140 Sorry, miles. 28 00:01:07,207 --> 00:01:09,742 I've just been thinking about dropping... 29 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:12,078 The word on Amy. 30 00:01:12,146 --> 00:01:14,547 - The... oh! "Anal"? 31 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:16,716 No! The word. 32 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:19,819 Oh. Oh! 33 00:01:19,887 --> 00:01:21,654 No. 34 00:01:21,722 --> 00:01:23,656 I like my word better. 35 00:01:23,724 --> 00:01:25,425 My name is RJ Berger, 36 00:01:25,492 --> 00:01:28,795 and I think I'm in love. 37 00:01:39,773 --> 00:01:41,140 Hey, RJ. 38 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:42,742 Oh, no. 39 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,343 Dad, are they kicking you out? 40 00:01:44,411 --> 00:01:46,612 - Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm kicking myself out. 41 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,114 There's big plans afoot for your dad. 44 00:01:51,952 --> 00:01:53,753 Uh, what... Where... where you going? 45 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,388 I'm moving back in with mommy. 46 00:01:55,456 --> 00:01:56,989 What? Dad! 47 00:01:57,057 --> 00:01:58,424 Oh, my God, dad. That's terrific. 48 00:01:58,492 --> 00:02:00,159 Mom didn't mention anything to me. 49 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:02,228 - Oh, 'cause she doesn't know about it. Yet. 50 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:05,064 When I saw her at your party last night, 51 00:02:05,132 --> 00:02:08,768 everything... everything just came back into focus for me. 52 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:10,937 That's the power, RJ. 53 00:02:11,004 --> 00:02:14,841 The power of love. 54 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:18,644 Hey, dad? 55 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:24,417 What would you say if I was to tell a girl 56 00:02:24,485 --> 00:02:25,651 that I love her? 57 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:28,120 Son... 58 00:02:28,188 --> 00:02:30,723 If I were the old, smelly, world-hating me, 59 00:02:30,791 --> 00:02:32,391 I would say, "don't do it. 60 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:35,795 Love is a lie, and women are spider whores." 61 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:37,697 But the new me? 62 00:02:37,764 --> 00:02:40,500 The new me says, "shout it from the mountain tops!" 63 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:41,934 Oh, my boy. 64 00:02:42,002 --> 00:02:44,403 - ♪ 'Cause it feels so good, so good ♪ 65 00:02:44,471 --> 00:02:45,838 ♪ that you're by my side ♪ 66 00:02:45,906 --> 00:02:49,008 ♪ oh it feels so good, so good ♪ 67 00:02:49,076 --> 00:02:52,712 ♪ that I can't sleep at night ♪ 68 00:02:52,779 --> 00:02:54,614 It's 11:19. 69 00:02:54,681 --> 00:02:55,982 Do you know what that means? 70 00:02:56,049 --> 00:02:57,984 - No. What's... What's that mean? 71 00:02:58,051 --> 00:03:00,786 - It means we have exactly 11 minutes till our next class. 72 00:03:00,854 --> 00:03:03,789 Just enough time to sneak away to someplace private. 73 00:03:03,857 --> 00:03:05,992 That's amazing, 74 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:08,928 because I have a big present for you. 75 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:12,265 It's a snickerdoodle cookie. 76 00:03:12,332 --> 00:03:13,566 Know how much you like them. 77 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:16,702 Oh, that's so sweet of you to remember. 78 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:17,904 I love... 79 00:03:17,971 --> 00:03:23,142 I love you too. 80 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,444 Oh. Yeah, well... 81 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,847 Um, no, I was actually gonna say 82 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:30,483 that I love... snickerdoodles. 83 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:32,885 Yeah, I knew that. I was joking. 84 00:03:32,953 --> 00:03:36,322 Yeah, well, um... 85 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,225 I forgot I have to study, so... 86 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:40,593 Wait, Amy, 'cause I just... 87 00:03:40,661 --> 00:03:43,329 I didn't mean it to come out... 88 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,631 And then it just slipped out. 89 00:03:45,699 --> 00:03:48,167 - RJ, the goal is to be slipping things in. 90 00:03:48,235 --> 00:03:50,369 Well, I said it, and she freaked out, 91 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,004 so now what am I supposed to do? 92 00:03:52,072 --> 00:03:53,940 Act like a German in 1948 93 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:55,641 and pretend it never happened. 94 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:57,143 Fight the future! 95 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:59,612 Vote the non-douchebag party. 96 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,080 - Non - douchebag party? 97 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:03,182 Doesn't Max usually run opposed for this type of thing? 98 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,951 Well... 99 00:04:05,018 --> 00:04:06,986 Typically. 100 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:09,055 What? 101 00:04:09,122 --> 00:04:12,058 - Well, I... Max and Jenny usually run unopposed, 102 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:13,626 but now the "douche-verse" split in two. 103 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:20,232 What the hell? 104 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,001 Why is my name on this with Jenny? 105 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:23,502 'Cause you got nominated. 106 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,638 By who? 107 00:04:25,706 --> 00:04:27,206 - The... - Uh... 108 00:04:27,274 --> 00:04:28,841 - Student body. - Student body. 109 00:04:28,909 --> 00:04:30,810 But Jenny and I broke up. 110 00:04:30,877 --> 00:04:32,845 We're not a couple anymore. 111 00:04:32,913 --> 00:04:34,680 Oh, my God. Amy's going to kill me 112 00:04:34,748 --> 00:04:36,215 when she hears about this. 113 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:37,883 RJ, no matter what happens with Amy, 114 00:04:37,951 --> 00:04:40,019 it won't be as bad as the next two years 115 00:04:40,087 --> 00:04:43,889 if Max and Robin win this. 116 00:04:43,957 --> 00:04:45,057 The day after Max and Robin 117 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,660 won Mr. and Ms. pinkerton, 118 00:04:47,728 --> 00:04:49,895 the douchebags became self-aware. 119 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:52,064 School became a nightmare for anyone 120 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:55,901 who didn't have flawless skin and perfect teeth. 121 00:04:55,969 --> 00:04:57,670 The outcasts were hunted from above, 122 00:04:57,738 --> 00:05:00,272 rounded up and terminated, 123 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,642 while Max and Robin were worshipped as gods. 124 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:05,044 Long live the jocks! 125 00:05:05,112 --> 00:05:07,246 Long live the jocks! 126 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:11,050 Oh! 127 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:14,687 And the one boy 128 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:16,155 who could've stopped them 129 00:05:16,223 --> 00:05:18,357 could only watch as pinkerton high 130 00:05:18,425 --> 00:05:20,393 became a hellish a-jock-alypse. 131 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:24,964 RJ! Why didn't you listen? 132 00:05:25,032 --> 00:05:28,901 Amy! 133 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:31,737 Aah! 134 00:05:31,805 --> 00:05:35,274 - Okay, I think you're slightly exaggerating. 135 00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:39,245 Junior year is not going to look like Terminator salvation. 136 00:05:39,312 --> 00:05:42,081 - It will if we don't do something about it. 137 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:44,283 Pinkerton needs you, RJ. 138 00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:47,286 Now more than ever. 139 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:50,790 Come with me, RJ. 140 00:05:55,162 --> 00:05:57,596 Behold the enemy. 141 00:05:57,664 --> 00:05:59,432 Yo, yo, free sneakers. 142 00:05:59,499 --> 00:06:01,300 Vote Max and Robin. 143 00:06:01,368 --> 00:06:03,135 Vote for Robin and Max. 144 00:06:03,203 --> 00:06:05,204 There you go. 145 00:06:05,272 --> 00:06:06,439 Yeah. 146 00:06:06,506 --> 00:06:08,974 There you go. 147 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,544 No. No. Absolutely not. 148 00:06:11,611 --> 00:06:12,845 There's no way... 149 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:14,480 I've already messed up with Amy once today. 150 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,581 There's no way I'm... 151 00:06:15,649 --> 00:06:17,650 Dude, you're missing the point. 152 00:06:17,718 --> 00:06:20,453 You've been Max Owens' bitch for 16 years. 153 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,154 Don't you want to get even? 154 00:06:22,222 --> 00:06:24,590 - Yeah, I do, but not enough to jeopardize what I have with Amy. 155 00:06:24,658 --> 00:06:26,826 No, miles. For real. 156 00:06:34,334 --> 00:06:36,368 - Did you see dancing with the stars last night? 157 00:06:39,473 --> 00:06:41,474 It was really good. 158 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:49,682 Ooh, RJ, you're home. 159 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,384 I have some exciting news. 160 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:54,820 Oh, my God. Is dad moving in? 161 00:06:54,888 --> 00:06:55,788 - Ta - dah! 162 00:06:55,856 --> 00:06:57,022 Holy jeribus! 163 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:59,091 That's my boy. You hear that, Suzy? 164 00:06:59,159 --> 00:07:00,926 He's already calling me daddy. - What? 165 00:07:00,994 --> 00:07:03,229 Uh, RJ, Jeriba and I have been talking, 166 00:07:03,296 --> 00:07:07,299 and we decided it's time to take the next step. 167 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,734 - But you guys have only been dating a few weeks. 168 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:11,003 I know. I know it seems rushed, 169 00:07:11,071 --> 00:07:12,872 but Jeriba got evicted. - Yeah. 170 00:07:12,939 --> 00:07:16,175 - And we've been spending so much time together. 171 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:17,643 Moving on up, Berger. 172 00:07:17,711 --> 00:07:22,414 To a deluxe apartment in the sky. 173 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:23,849 This ain't the makings of a sit-com, 174 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:25,050 I don't know what is. 175 00:07:25,118 --> 00:07:25,885 Right? 176 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,436 - This is serious, miles. He's moving in with me. 177 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:34,271 What's the big deal? 178 00:07:34,339 --> 00:07:36,273 So what? Coach's gonna be dropping deuces 179 00:07:36,341 --> 00:07:38,308 and getting his mail at the same address as you. 180 00:07:38,376 --> 00:07:39,543 How bad can it be? 181 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:44,781 Son! Son! 182 00:07:44,849 --> 00:07:45,983 Hey, son. 183 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,485 Forgot your lunch. 184 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:55,058 Hair muss coming. 185 00:07:57,328 --> 00:07:59,229 Ah, damn that's nice. 186 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:05,669 Okay, that was pretty bad. 187 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:07,437 - Now can we get serious? - Fine. 188 00:08:07,505 --> 00:08:09,973 I'll come up with something brilliant and diabolical. 189 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,141 That sounds promising. 190 00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:12,609 I'm gonna go find Amy 191 00:08:12,677 --> 00:08:14,444 and try to explain this whole Mr. pinkerton thing. 192 00:08:14,512 --> 00:08:16,079 Okay. 193 00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:22,853 RJ...Wanna explain? 194 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:31,862 So you and the beauty queen 195 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,064 are running for boyfriend and girlfriend of the year. 196 00:08:34,132 --> 00:08:36,133 - Okay, look, I was meaning to talk to you... 197 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,601 Oh, right, right. 198 00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:39,269 I guess you were just too busy dropping the l-bomb on me? 199 00:08:39,337 --> 00:08:40,570 What? 200 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:42,806 Listen, RJ, I need to know something. 201 00:08:42,874 --> 00:08:44,908 Um, did you just say "I love you" 202 00:08:44,976 --> 00:08:47,110 to me yesterday so I wouldn't be mad 203 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,612 about the whole Mr. and Ms. thing? 204 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:49,846 No. 205 00:08:49,914 --> 00:08:53,283 Amy, what you and I shared the other night 206 00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,652 was...Amazing, 207 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,821 and... and... 208 00:08:57,889 --> 00:09:00,323 It... it's much more than any popularity contest. 209 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:01,825 If you want me to drop out, I will. This... 210 00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:03,226 RJ, you're a big boy, okay? 211 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:04,928 I'm not gonna tell you what to do. 212 00:09:04,996 --> 00:09:08,598 Don't expect me to like watching you and Jenny parade around. 213 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:09,966 Hey, it's not like that. 214 00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:12,302 I want to believe you, RJ. 215 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:13,303 I really do. 216 00:09:13,371 --> 00:09:16,106 But it just feels like that. 217 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:20,477 I think I just need... 218 00:09:20,545 --> 00:09:23,647 A little time. 219 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:27,317 Amy. 220 00:09:32,623 --> 00:09:35,225 This is your brilliant, diabolical plan? 221 00:09:35,293 --> 00:09:37,527 Break into coach's office? 222 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:40,230 Come on. 223 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:41,364 Are you kidding me? 224 00:09:41,432 --> 00:09:43,366 Look at this place. 225 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:45,102 It's like a storage room 226 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,837 filled with illegal and incriminating stuff. 227 00:09:46,904 --> 00:09:48,672 Here. 228 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,240 I wouldn't be a bit surprised 229 00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:52,275 if we found, like, prescription pills. 230 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,978 Gambling receipts. 231 00:09:55,046 --> 00:09:57,080 Maybe even some porn. 232 00:09:57,148 --> 00:10:00,250 Oh! Bingo. 233 00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:02,752 Gentlemen, start your boners. 234 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,187 That's not what we're looking for. 235 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,255 It's what I'm looking for. 236 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:06,790 Come on... come on! 237 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:09,793 Whoa! Hold on! 238 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:12,529 Look! There's, like, dozens of naked pictures 239 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:13,730 of the same chick here. 240 00:10:13,798 --> 00:10:15,232 Can't see her face. 241 00:10:15,299 --> 00:10:16,666 Face, "shmace." 242 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,268 Nice dark hair, though. 243 00:10:18,336 --> 00:10:19,836 That a reptile? What is that? 244 00:10:19,904 --> 00:10:21,872 Oh! 245 00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:23,940 Last time I saw something that nasty, 246 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,342 Boba Fett was falling into it. 247 00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:32,082 Dude, look at the date stamp. 248 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,951 Says this was taken last week. 249 00:10:35,019 --> 00:10:36,920 Miles, this is it! 250 00:10:36,988 --> 00:10:39,089 Coach is cheating on my mom with another woman 251 00:10:39,157 --> 00:10:40,223 and we have proof! 252 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,692 Yep, we show your mom these pictures, 253 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,395 coach is out of your house and your mom forever. 254 00:10:45,463 --> 00:10:47,764 Come on. We gotta go. 255 00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:57,941 Oh, hi, boys. 256 00:10:58,009 --> 00:10:59,943 I was just making some pierogi. You hungry? 257 00:11:00,011 --> 00:11:01,444 Surprisingly, no. 258 00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:03,680 And in a minute, you won't be either. 259 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:06,616 Mom, we have something to show you. 260 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,423 Boys, where did you find these? 261 00:11:13,491 --> 00:11:14,791 They're coach's. 262 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,760 We found them in his office. 263 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:19,996 He took pictures with another woman. Last week. 264 00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:22,632 - Yep, another woman and a bearded dragon. 265 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,633 Boys... 266 00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:25,368 Mom, I'm so sorry. 267 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,270 I just... you know, we thought you should know. 268 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,773 I'm so sorry you had to see these. 269 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,042 When Jeriba and I took these shots, 270 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,376 they were meant to be a private thing 271 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:35,545 between two consenting adults. 272 00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:36,546 And a reptile. 273 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:39,416 Wait...What? 274 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:42,219 - I never ever meant for you to see them, RJ. 275 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,387 I know this must be really traumatizing for you. 276 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,689 This is you? 277 00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:53,763 Shh. It's okay. 278 00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:58,602 Let it out. Let it out. 279 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,511 RJ, you all right? 280 00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:12,182 It's been a tough week. 281 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,751 You want to talk about it? 282 00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:17,120 - I think this particular nightmare started 283 00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:20,090 when I accidentally told Amy that I love her. 284 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,460 Oh, RJ. 285 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:26,997 Oh, that's wonderful. That's not a problem. 286 00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:30,567 No, actually it is, mom. It's horrible. 287 00:12:30,635 --> 00:12:32,035 She looked at me like... 288 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:35,438 Like I showed her a picture of my mom's vagina. 289 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:39,309 - All right, can we just forget about that? Okay? 290 00:12:39,377 --> 00:12:42,312 All right, RJ, your first love, 291 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,147 it's a beautiful thing. 292 00:12:44,215 --> 00:12:45,682 Something to cherish. 293 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,251 It was humiliating. 294 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:49,886 No. 295 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:51,521 You should never be embarrassed by love. 296 00:12:51,589 --> 00:12:53,156 I don't care what anyone says. 297 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:58,128 Because if you hide your feelings, you hide yourself. 298 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,764 - This would be a much better conversation if I hadn't... 299 00:13:00,831 --> 00:13:02,198 - You hadn't seen my hoo - ha today. 300 00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,868 I know that, sweetie. I know. 301 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:07,103 Sorry. 302 00:13:09,907 --> 00:13:11,074 My sweet boy. 303 00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:20,317 - Hamilton, do you want to come to my house after school today? 304 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,653 My mom's at adult gymnastics until 4:00. 305 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:26,089 And I have my own floor routine I want to show you. 306 00:13:26,157 --> 00:13:27,757 Yo, I love you, baby. 307 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:28,792 Oh, I love you more. 308 00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:29,993 I love you most. 309 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:30,994 Oh... 310 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:34,664 Oh, come on. 311 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:37,500 Could you guys please cut that out? 312 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,768 Thanks. 313 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:40,870 Whoa. RJ, are you okay? 314 00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:42,906 No. No, I'm not okay. 315 00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:45,975 I got nominated for this stupid Mr. pinkerton thing, 316 00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,378 and then the girl I love hates me, 317 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,814 and... and on top of that, I saw my mom's... 318 00:13:50,881 --> 00:13:53,016 Ugh. 319 00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:56,019 Never mind. 320 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:57,787 RJ... 321 00:13:57,855 --> 00:14:01,024 There's something you should know. 322 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,992 What? 323 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,930 - The student body didn't put your name on the ballot. 324 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:09,132 We did. 325 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:14,650 - You what? - Oh. 326 00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:16,251 It was all of us, RJ. 327 00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:18,587 We all collected names to put your name on the ballot. 328 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:19,922 I forged mine. 329 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,657 - How could you do this without asking me first? 330 00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:22,825 'Cause if we asked, you'd say no. 331 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:23,992 And what about Amy? 332 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,828 She's this close to dumping me now. 333 00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:28,464 - Well, we would have nominated her, but she's a junior. 334 00:14:28,531 --> 00:14:30,032 - Besides, Jenny was born to be miss pinkerton. 335 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:32,167 Yeah. 336 00:14:32,235 --> 00:14:33,669 Come on, dude. 337 00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:35,771 - All we ever wanted was to be popular and important. 338 00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:37,172 Is that so much? 339 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,141 You're the only one who can make that happen. 340 00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:40,476 Hey, yo, he's right, dog. 341 00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:42,578 All right? You just throw a kick-ass party. 342 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,313 And now that Jenny's running on your ticket, 343 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,747 we've got a real shot. 344 00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:48,250 Listen, if there was ever a time to challenge Max, 345 00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:50,686 this is it, homie. 346 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:52,554 RJ, if we do this together, 347 00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:55,324 we can take Max and Robin down once and for all. 348 00:14:55,391 --> 00:14:57,659 The line must be drawn here! 349 00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:01,497 This far. No further. 350 00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:07,336 - Look, everything you're saying makes sense, but... 351 00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:10,906 I gotta talk to Amy first. 352 00:15:10,974 --> 00:15:12,241 Can I have the rest of your sandwich? 353 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:15,611 Yes. 354 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:16,645 Amy. 355 00:15:16,713 --> 00:15:18,046 Hey, hey, hey, look. 356 00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:20,549 I know you're angry at me, but you have to listen. 357 00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,184 It was my friends. The whole time. 358 00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:23,752 They planned the whole thing. 359 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:24,987 They were trying to help me out. 360 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,523 I had no idea. I swear. 361 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,057 So your friends hate me, 362 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:32,127 and it was their idea to break us up. Great. 363 00:15:32,195 --> 00:15:33,862 - No, no, no, that's... That's not it at all. 364 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,664 They were trying to help. 365 00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:37,199 They... I mean, come on. 366 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,601 Weren't you the one who told me to man up and take Max on? 367 00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:41,837 - Manning up doesn't always apply to Max, RJ. 368 00:15:41,905 --> 00:15:43,171 And it definitely doesn't mean 369 00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,140 do whatever your friends tell you to. 370 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,775 I mean, one minute you tell me you love me 371 00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,043 and the next you're running 372 00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:49,545 in some stupid competition with your ex? 373 00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:51,813 Hit the brakes on the soap opera, RJ. 374 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:55,317 I want to get off. 375 00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:59,755 Amy. Wait. 376 00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:01,323 RJ freaking Berger. 377 00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:03,492 And Jenny frickin' Swanson. 378 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,760 This is what happens 379 00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:07,029 when you let the morons at the school vote. 380 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,498 God, if we lose, Max, we're ruined. 381 00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:13,669 Do you get that? Ruined. 382 00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:17,039 Hello? I'm talking! 383 00:16:17,073 --> 00:16:19,675 N bother? 384 00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:32,220 I can't believe you did this to me. 385 00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:34,723 I know. I'm so sorry, RJ. 386 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:37,759 Really, I... 387 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,896 That makes two of us. 388 00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,364 Look, you're gonna get her back, okay? 389 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,099 Yeah? Ho how am I gonna do that? 390 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,734 Tell her that you love her. 391 00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:48,103 - I tried that already with disastrous results. 392 00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:49,204 Thanks. 393 00:16:49,272 --> 00:16:54,710 No, RJ, I mean really tell her. 394 00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:58,714 Look, I know that we messed up 395 00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:00,983 by nominating you for Mr. pinkerton, okay? 396 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,451 I'm sorry. 397 00:17:02,518 --> 00:17:06,455 But you're gonna have to talk to the entire school 398 00:17:06,522 --> 00:17:09,658 at this awards assembly. 399 00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:13,495 Including Amy. 400 00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:17,766 A guy like you can do big things with a stage like that. 401 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,167 If I didn't know any better, 402 00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:22,037 I'd think you were manipulating me, Jenny Swanson. 403 00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:26,074 I'm smarter than I look, RJ Berger. 404 00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:38,444 Yep. 405 00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,985 You wanted to see me? 406 00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:47,686 Have a seat, son. 407 00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:49,788 I'm not your son. 408 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:53,792 - Well, I been meaning to talk to you about that. 409 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,262 You see, as your guidance counselor, 410 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:58,631 I don't want to make things harder for you. 411 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,700 But as a man, 412 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:04,203 well, I just can't quit your mama. 413 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,472 But that ain't gotta be bad. 414 00:18:06,539 --> 00:18:07,873 The way I see it, 415 00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:09,508 we both done been up in your mama's honey pot. 416 00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:11,110 You came out, I went in. 417 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,879 It's the circle of life, Berger. 418 00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:15,848 Hakuna matata. 419 00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:22,187 Son, the point is, 420 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,290 I've decided to stop dating your mother. 421 00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:27,860 Oh, thank God. 422 00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:31,030 And I'm gonna ask her... 423 00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:33,465 To become Mrs. coach Jeriba Sinclair. 424 00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:39,371 Can I call you "son" for real? 425 00:18:44,544 --> 00:18:46,745 Yeah, think on it. 426 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:28,454 ♪ ♪ 427 00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:10,396 My name is RJ Berger, 428 00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:13,565 and what the?