The whole idea of this thing just makes me really nervous, ha, ha.
I've already created the site, Donna.
Well, we haven't even taken pictures of my clothes yet.
They'll be ready tomorrow.
Then we have to choose which ones we like, if there are any, which I doubt.
- They'll look great. - You still have to put them on the site.
And then, Miss Defeatess, with a simple click of the mouse,
DonnaMartinOriginals.com will officially be up and running.
How can you be so calm? We have less then 24 hours to get this done.
Ugh, maybe we should postpone it a week.
Open it.
Thank you, heh.
It's just like mine. I even set it up for you.
- You shouldn't have. - Can't help it, I'm type A.
Check out the calendar.
Next Wednesday: Movie with Mitch at 8.
And on Saturday we're rollerblading. See, our schedules mesh perfectly.
I don't think that's just a coincidence.
No, just a reminder that I haven't had a vacation since college.
[CHUCKLES]
Look, I know we've only dated a couple times,
but I just wanted you to know I am officially off the market.
No response necessary.
[CHUCKLES]
You're never gonna believe who that was.
The Toheni Mansion? They got a cancellation
and we can have our wedding reception there?
No, my dad.
Your dad? Wow, you haven't talked to him in months.
Hmm. I haven't seen him in like two years, but he's coming into town
and he wants to have dinner tomorrow night with us.
- With us? - Mm-hm.
Am I being inspected?
Heh, I certainly hope so. I can't wait to show you off.
Dad's always disapprove of their daughter's fiances.
It's in the job description.
Bill Taylor is a convicted embezzler,
a world-class philanderer and a completely negligent father.
You are honest and faithful and totally dependable.
If anybody should be worried, it should be him.
You know they, um, say, a lot of times
that daughters end up marrying men just like their fathers.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
Which is why I am doing the exact opposite.
I am marrying a man I completely trust.
I am marrying you.
[SlGHS]
EToys, eTrade, eBay, eGod.
We're missing out on the gold rush of the new millennium.
That's nice.
Honey, people are making a fortune on these lnternet stocks.
Everybody but us.
Well, compare and despair, hon.
You know, Donna's taking her store online.
- Yeah, with Dylan backing her, right? - Yeah.
That should tell you something right there. The rich get richer.
- I'd bet he'd cut us in if we asked him. - We can't afford that, Steve.
You know, when Bill Gates was starting out
he went to his neighbour for a loan, $800 for 5 percent of the company.
Do you have any idea how much 5 percent of Microsoft is worth?
Like a gillion and a half dollars.
Ugh, well, If it was just the two of us, Steve, I would consider it, but it's not.
We have Maddy now which means nannies,
and Mommy-and-Me classes and Gymboree and preschool.
Do you have any idea how expensive preschool is these days?
Well, yeah, but if DonnaMartinOriginals.com takes off,
- we could be rich. - And if it doesn't?
The answer's no, Steve. Not with our money.
This is a disaster, just as predicted.
I called the agency, they said the model should have been here an hour ago.
- She'll show. - I wouldn't bet on it.
The photographer is costing a thousand dollars an hour.
[SlGHS]
Sign here and here, and you're officially a corporation.
[SlGHS]
So that means that I'm not held personally liable if this thing tanks.
And don't forget about the beauty part.
Everything's written off as a business expense.
Right. Hey, so, what is the, uh, story with the blond?
DYLAN: Camille? MAN: Yeah.
Models are my speciality.
Not this one, she's taken.
WOMAN: This looks good.
While we got time, you wanna hot sink our schedules?
- No, no, I don't. - I got a few more dates set up for us.
Mitch did you know that DonnaMartinOriginals.com is doomed?
Doomed.
- Hope you're not busy Christmas. - Christmas?
- It's premature I know. - It's eight months away.
I like to know what I'm doing so I have something to look forward to.
Ugh, Dylan, the model's not showing up,
so we should just cut our losses and forget the whole thing.
Uh, my accountant, who's not really much of a brain surgeon,
had a good idea.
Camille should be the model.
- Pardon me? - That is a great idea.
- Will you put on the red dress? - And could you do it quickly?
Because I'm not gonna stand around here all day wasting money.
Camille isn't a model.
Hey, I want us to be online by tomorrow.
Camille?
Yes.
You're not eye candy, you're a businesswoman.
Exactly. I'm a businesswoman and this is a business decision.
Relax, David.
Dylan, last time I checked, I wasn't on your payroll.
I'll tell you, the party tomorrow night for DonnaMartinOriginals.com
is gonna be like the ball dropping at Times Square.
Mm-hm.
I mean, that minus a couple hundred thousand people of course.
I know. It's gonna be a huge success.
- Yep. If I had the spare cash, man... - You'd invest.
Uh-huh.
Know what they say about people who used to be rich
not missing their money?
It's a crock, okay?
If I cashed in on the Net, I'd buy a 32-foot sloop
and just sail off to Tahiti, you know?
Yeah. How about you?
- Me? - Mm-hm?
Ugh, I'd stop waking up at 2 a.m.
with nightmares about not having enough cash.
I would never ever go to Bakersfield again
to cover another one of those stupid UFO conventions.
[CHUCKLES]
- Yeah. Well, we can always dream. - Yeah, right.
[PHONE RlNGS]
- Yeah. - It's Ellen.
Hey. I didn't think I'd be hearing from you.
Yeah, I wanted to hear your voice.
- How are you? NOAH: I'm fine.
- The question is: How are you? ELLEN: Uh,
well, I'm actually not so good. Um, I could kind of use your help.
NOAH: I thought that's exactly what you didn't want.
I'm in jail, Noah.
Please get me out of here.
You should have seen David. He was a jerk during the whole photo shoot.
Just because Camille was modelling?
I don't know what his problem is.
- And then there's Mitch. - What about him?
Mitch has me scheduled to spend every vacation with him and his family
from now until Groundhog's Day.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
You being down on Mitch wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that David and Camille are fighting, would it?
No. Why would you even ask that?
You just always get really critical of whoever you're going out with
the minute the spectre of David as a single man comes up.
Purple purse. Definitely go with the purple purse.
Nice change of subject.
- Oh, caught me, hmm. - Ha, ha.
So, um, are you nervous about introducing Matt to your dad?
Mm.
[PHONE RlNGS]
Hold on.
- Hello. BlLL [OVER PHONE]: Kelly, it's Dad.
- Hi, Dad. BlLL: I can't tonight.
- No-- BlLL: I'm sorry.
No, I understand, of course.
Maybe the next time you come into town.
BlLL: I love you. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Hey.
Hi. Well, hey, Maddy. You come for a BLT?
Say hi. No actually, Maddy doesn't have enough teeth for a BLT yet,
but I certainly am capable.
Oh, well, okay.
See, I saw two on the bottom, I thought she could do that.
You know, I wanted to talk to you and Steve about something anyway.
Oh, he's in Bakersfield for the night.
- Oh, well, that explains the wire. - What wire?
He wired $1 0,000 into my account a couple hours ago.
Right, the, uh, $1 0,000.
Yeah, I invested it in Donna's website like Steve wanted,
but I wanna make sure that you guys know that this is kind of risky.
As a matter of fact, we discussed that at length.
Well, good, because, you know Steve,
he only sees the dollars signs, not the possible downside.
Anyway, you ladies have a nice dinner. I'll see you.
Um, say hi to Steve for me.
Oh, believe me, I will.
[MADDY CRlES]
What? I know.
I appreciate you coming to me, Tom,
but I'm not taking on any new cases right now.
Oh, well, I thought anybody handing out business cards at a rave
would be hard up for clients.
Here's the name and number of an excellent lawyer.
I'm sure he can help you out.
Okay.
- I'll say hi to Amy for you. - Uh, yeah, you do that.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Who was that? - Uh, some guy looking for a lawyer.
- Are you gonna take the case? - Un-winnable.
So, what's the story? Where we going for dinner tonight?
We're not. My dad called and cancelled again.
- You all right? - Yeah.
I'm fine. I'm just a little angry.
At myself mostly, for getting all excited. I feel like an idiot.
Hey.
- He's a fool. It's his loss. - Mm.
[CHUCKLES]
Thank you.
- For what? - For never disappointing me.
I'm taking you out tonight. Okay?
- There's one problem with that. - Hmm?
Who's Amy?
Amy? Um, ha, ha, she's just some girl
that Dylan hooked up with at the desert.
That's how that guy heard about me.
Dylan is such a dog.
NOAH: Did you sleep at all? - Yeah, I guess.
You know what?
Why don't we hold off on the job hunt just for now?
Do you wanna talk about why the cops found you passed out in your car?
Well, I was, um, behind on my rent so I just moved everything into my trunk.
I was embarrassed.
You don't have to be embarrassed. Okay? You can call me.
Well, I thought about it but I just couldn't.
And then yesterday my car wouldn't start.
And then I just said "the hell with it.' you know?
I had half gallon of Gilbey's and I just started in.
And the next thing I know,
there's a cop knocking on my windshield.
[WHlMPERS]
I'm so scared.
I know. Look, I know you're scared.
- Let's get you back in AA. - Noah, please.
Okay, I need a job.
Look, I know you need a job, but you need help.
[POP MUSlC PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
Now I just press Beam and bingo, I've just sent you my schedule for the day.
Now if you want, you can beam me your itinerary.
- What is it? - I don't wanna beam you my itinerary.
But in terms of time management, it's a real sweetheart.
I'm sure it is.
I can't do this, ha, ha.
What are you saying? You don't like me?
No, I do. I...
I don't know. It's just there's something missing here for me.
What about spontaneity?
What about not knowing what's gonna happen next?
But I know what I wanna have happen next.
Yeah, but don't you think mapping things out
sucks the fun out of getting to know each other?
A well-crafted plan, making it happen, that's fun.
Well, I can appreciate that in business but not with people.
Not with me.
So from now on I think we should just keep things professional, okay?
Okay, then.
Here are the pictures from the shoot. I scanned them all.
Page me later and let me know which ones you want me to upload.
Mitch, I hope this isn't gonna affect us working together
because tonight, a lot of planning's gone into it.
Well, I've decided not to go to the party.
Chalk one up for spontaneity.
But don't worry, uh, your site will be online 8 sharp as planned.
I just want you to know, Donna, I don't give up that easily.
[SlGHS]
- Dylan. - Mitch.
So enough about me, you have 30 seconds to update me on your life.
I can do it in 1 0 seconds. My life's pretty boring.
Hmm, really? What about Amy?
Yes, I know all about your liaison with the desert princess, Thank you.
Yeah, well, Amy was a nice girl. She, uh, but it was never meant to be.
- Okay, come on, we're late. - Okay.
Where are you two going?
We're, um, looking at wedding sights?
- Yeah, and we're late. - You said that.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Oh. - Have a nice day.
I'm back.
Oh, boy, hi, honey.
Hey, Maddy.
Did you two ladies have the Chippendale dancers come over
while Daddy was away at his convention, huh?
Oh, honey, for the last 1 3 hours I've been surrounded by people
who swear that they've had their nether regions probed by aliens.
Speaking of probing nether regions, nice to see you.
What? What's wrong? You wanna tell me?
I thought we agreed not to invest in Donna's business.
- I know. - I talked to Dylan.
I can't believe you went through with it.
- Well, it was a good investment. - That's not the point, Steve.
There are larger issues at stake here.
Do you have any idea about partnership?
Yes, I understand partnership, and I want our partnership to flourish.
Which is why I didn't invest our money. I invested my money.
- Your money? - Yeah.
Grandpa Sanders, rest his soul, when he died he left me $50,000.
I've had it in a trust fund.
- Your money? - Yeah. So no harm, no foul.
Our money's still safe and sound racking up 4 percent annually.
- What? What's wrong now? - Oh, nothing.
Just I didn't know that you had $50,000 in a bank account, that's all.
Well, I was gonna tell you.
- I guess I forgot. - Right.
Ugh, jeez, I just told you I had $50,000 stashed away,
you think you'd be a little happier about it.
Oh, I am. I'm so happy for you and all your money.
- I hate these meetings. - Yeah, I used to too.
[SlGHS]
It's not like I haven't given AA a chance, you know.
It's just that I'm not into the whole group mentality thing.
Well, going in there is one thing,
admitting you have a problem, working through the steps, that's another thing.
Noah, I'm not saying that it doesn't work for some people.
Okay, like you're so much different.
Come on.
[SlGHS]
I'm not gonna force you to go in there, okay?
You have to go on your own.
I can't.
I like the way you see the sweater in that picture.
CAMlLLE: There's two different of those.
DONNA: Yeah, I like that more.
- Hi. - Hey, what a nice surprise.
I'm, uh, here to pick up the banners for the party.
Well, you have to check these out. They are great.
Yeah, they're nice. So, where are they?
Nice? Are you kidding? Camille's gonna be the next Cindy Margolis.
- Ha, ha, Donna. DONNA: I think they're beautiful.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, here.
- Check this one out. - Who's Cindy Margolis?
She's an lnternet model but that's beside the point.
- You don't like them, right? - No, they're nice.
I mean, you know, lighting's a little cheesy,
but, heh, who am I to say?
Banners are over there.
Cheesy?
See you.
David, what the hell's going on with you?
Nothing. You asked for my opinion and I gave it.
- Does this have to do with Dylan? - No, it has nothing to do with Dylan.
- Then explain it to me. - Explain what?
Why the better things get for us, the more miserable you seem to become.
Oh, maybe I'm just a miserable guy.
- I don't like to be around that. - Don't then.
NOAH: It just hurts, you know. I see so much of myself in Ellen.
I just never realised that the drinking was taking over my life.
I'm just glad I have all you people to lean on.
Thanks, Noah.
Uh, before we close, we'd like to acknowledge any newcomers
and encourage them to keep coming back.
Hi, I'm Mike, and I'm an alcoholic.
CROWD: Hi, Mike.
I'm Ellen and I'm an alcoholic.
CROWD: Hi, Ellen.
[CHUCKLES]
[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
STEVE: Oh, boy. - Ha, ha.
Hey, all systems are a go.
I'm just a point and click away from pay dirt.
Hey, where's Janet tonight?
Uh, Janet's not really ready for the lnternet Age.
- Oh, I don't think I am either. - Oh, boy.
I'm so nervous.
It's almost time. There's no going back.
- I know. - I'll get you a drink.
Mm-hm.
- You want something? - Uh, no.
Why were you and Kelly talking about Amy?
It was a fluke. She asked. I lied. It's over.
Well, just don't offer up anymore information, okay?
We gotta keep our stories straight here, remember?
Hey, nervous guy, why don't you just come clean?
Heh, nervous guy? Yeah, right.
Listen, I know you're enjoying the fact that I made a mistake
but spare me the good advice.
I don't know what's up with David. Everything was going so well.
Well, don't worry, David gets in his little moods.
- You know what? Maybe it's my fault. - No, no, no.
Trust me, it'll blow over. Just give him some space.
[SlGHS]
- Thanks. - Oh, you're welcome.
Here you go, hon.
Oh. Thank you.
Excuse me.
Uh, ladies and gentleman, can I have your attention, please?
By my estimation, in about 30 seconds
DonnaMartinOriginals.com will be coming online.
So without further ado, Donna Martin.
[CHEERlNG]
Can we have a drum roll, please?
[DRUM ROLL]
Thank you.
WOMAN: All right, yeah.
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
Steve, if you'll do the honour of a double-click...
My pleasure.
[CROWD GASPS]
What does this mean?
It means we're screwed.
Hey. Oh.
Freezing the website, was that a bad attempt at humour?
- More like a romantic plea. - Well, that was just stupid.
Why can't you see it? We're perfect for each other.
Just because I conveniently fit into your schedule
does not mean I'm the right girl for you.
And if you would look up from your electronic organiser--
You said you were coming to Mother's for Christmas.
Oh, they'll be no chestnuts roasted between us. Ever.
- Give me another chance. - Mitch, we're done.
Look, everybody's hard work, the investors' money,
all a big waste of time.
Because what you did, it wasn't romantic, it wasn't persuasive,
it was cruel and destructive, not to mention illegal.
So sue me.
What's a lifelong dream realised if I don't have you to share with, right?
Are you kidding me?
You know they say there's only person for everyone?
I was sure it was you.
Yeah, well figuring that out,
it's a lot trickier than you would think.
Guess so.
It's not too late to make things right.
A dotcom investment, what was I thinking?
I should have just thrown the ten grand out the window.
Well, after the disaster last night, I'm sure glad it wasn't my money.
Because I don't think I'd be able to keep down my breakfast.
Is it just gonna be veiled barbs from you from now on?
Oh, no, some won't be so veiled.
Look, Maddy, here.
[JANET GASPS]
Mine. You're daddy taught me that.
Ugh, my grandfather was one of the most supportive people in my life.
He wanted me to do something special with that money,
and until now, nothing seemed right. Why can't you respect that?
I'm not challenging the bond that you had with your grandfather, Steve.
What I don't respect is the secrecy of the account.
- I wasn't hiding anything from you. - Well, you didn't mention it.
[SlGHS]
People that keep secrets have something to hide.
- Like what? - I don't know.
Do you not trust me?
I mean, how committed are you to this family
if you have such a huge clandestine safety net?
Hey, how could you even think something like that?
I never did. I never did until you dipped into your private account.
And now all I can imagine is you on some beach in Jamaica
with two bimbos in a vat of cocoa butter.
- Hey, I'm allergic to cocoa butter. - Ugh.
What? It's just money.
That is exactly what ticks me off.
- Where you going? - I have dibs on the office.
You and Maddy work at home.
[DOOR OPENS]
Don't you look at me like that.
[DOOR CLOSES]
DONNA: Thanks.
- Hey. - Hey.
- I'm sorry about last night. - Ugh.
For which part? For blowing it off, or the whole crash and burn of it?
Kelly told me. I'm sorry. You okay?
I was so distracted this morning,
I accidentally dressed a mannequin in a mock turtleneck and a miniskirt.
That's so 1 997, whatever.
I should have listened to you. You never liked the idea.
No.
That was more of my own bad head trip than anything.
Still, everyone stood behind my product, so I'm responsible.
Shoulder please? Ha, ha.
Sorry.
- Come here. - Hmm.
It was all Mitch's fault, not yours, okay?
So I assume you're not seeing him anymore?
[GRUNTS]
I'd like to take his mouse pad and...
Heh, never mind.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Well, I'm glad to see you're in a better mood.
Did you make up with Camille?
No, not yet.
You smell good.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Hey. Where'd you and Mitch go on your date last night?
- What? - The website's working.
What? Um, we didn't go anywhere.
I just stopped hating him a second ago.
Whatever the little dweeb did, it works.
People have been posting messages about you. Can we talk?
I'm really sorry I missed you last night.
Well, why don't we have lunch?
Can't. I have a meeting with a promo producer in 20 minutes.
Either we're busier than ever or you're avoiding this.
I just don't wanna have a flyby conversation, that's all.
I'll call you tomorrow.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
DYLAN: Wow. You know, this things had over 200 plus hits.
This is the, uh, online-store customer message board.
Oh, wait, let me read it.
"How are the happy couple? Is there really a Mitch and a Donna?
Ha, ha, I'll buy two skirts if you kiss him.'
There's gotta be some way we can work this to our advantage.
Why do they even care?
Well, people are suckers for a happy ending.
I'm sure young David would agree.
- Hello. - Hey.
[GASPS]
For your recent victory, and, um, I don't know,
- the way you stood up at the meeting. - Ha, ha.
I'm proud of you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Wow. It's been a long time since somebody's given me these.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh. And this is for you.
- Thank you. - Open it up.
Okay.
It's blank.
Yeah, one part of the programme is, um, listing the wrongs in your life.
- What? - Yeah, I mean, I personally found
that by writing them down, helped me deal with them, you know?
[SlGHS]
Do you ever have a conversation without talking about steps?
[CHUCKLES]
- I'm sorry. - It's like you're in a cult or something.
I'm not gonna write down all of my screwups
for somebody else to read and judge.
- That's not what it's for. - You know what?
You're moving too fast, and you're asking me too much.
I'm not saying right now. I'm just saying eventually.
You know, you try and-- Just try and do your best. That's all.
How can l with you breathing down my neck?
[POP MUSlC PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
You just don't stop, do you?
- What? - Ladies love Dylan McKay.
- Ha, ha. - Pipe down, champ.
Did you forget about Amy already?
Amy wasn't exactly, uh, girlfriend material.
[CHUCKLES]
How did you guys meet again? Was it around the infamous punchbowl?
I don't really wanna talk about it, but if you wanna know--
And I'll tell you. Um, see what happened was this:
Um, ahem, ha, ha.
We stopped at this tiny little gas station that was like, in the middle of nowhere,
and, um, Amy was working behind the counter.
And Mr. Smooth over here, saunters up with some beef jerkies.
- He nods-- - Beef jerky?
Beef jerkies. Nods to the motorcycles
and offered to give her the ride of her life.
- No, you did not? - He did. He did.
You know what? She quits her job, jumps on the back of the motorcycle,
and these two, inseparable for two days.
You know, Donna's website is working.
Oh, that's great.
She's at the store reading the customers' responses.
Hmm, good. Okay, I'm gonna go call and congratulate her.
If you'll excuse me. Goodbye, Don Juan of the desert.
[MATT CHUCKLES]
[SlGHS]
- Yeah, pretty good for an amateur. - Yeah, well, listen to me.
I didn't like doing that, but I made a decision.
Kelly is too important to me and I don't wanna risk losing her.
- So you're gonna keep the secret? - Just doing what you'd do.
- You're no better than me. - Yeah, well, I'm still better for her.
She needs a man that she can count on.
If you're just gonna be waiting around thinking that I'm gonna blow this,
- you can forget about it. - I underestimated you.
Yeah, it's the sweater vests.
I'll see you around.
[SlGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
- Are you okay? - I didn't drink.
Good.
Get your shoes on, I wanna show you something.
Where's the toothpaste?
- I cut the tube in half. Total disaster. - What?
It worked really well with the toilet paper though.
[SlGHS]
There's a message for you on the machine from Dylan.
- Donna's website is up and running. - Oh.
Guess I didn't jeopardise our future.
The fact you think that's why I'm still upset, Steve, kills me.
You know what? I'm getting tired of guessing.
- We're a team. - You don't think I value that?
Not when you're keeping secrets about money, no.
It makes me think that you're looking for an escape hatch.
Yeah, for us. For us.
Listen, I know this is gonna sound archaic
but taking care of you and Maddy is my job.
It's my responsibility, okay? It's not one I've ever faced before.
- Steve-- - Let me finish, okay?
[STEVE SlGHS]
Every day, every single day I think about failing.
I mean, what if the paper goes down?
What if you and Maddy need something that I can't provide for?
That account was me protecting us from my screwups.
I know that's hard for you to admit.
But on our wedding day,
we sealed this deal for good times or for bad.
And that's the best part about this marriage thing, honey,
is that you don't have to go through anything alone.
You don't have to keep any secrets.
Thanks.
No problem.
And if you're scared, just tell me. Okay?
I would kiss you so hard right now if it wasn't for this toothpaste situation.
Hmm.
Under the sink.
Go.
So someone placed an order from Albuquerque, my wrap skirt.
From the streets of Albuquerque.
Albuquerque, ha, ha, I just kind of like saying that.
You just salted those five seconds ago.
I'm low on sodium.
Camille misses you.
She, uh-- She says that you haven't called her.
You've just always been the type that calls.
It was a trait I always admired about you.
So the two of you are discussing this?
No. I mean, not really discussing it.
It's just when you're folding dozens of T-shirts
sometimes topics happen to come up.
Like for instance, "Why is David being such a mopey butthead?"
Those were her words not mine.
I'd rather the two of you didn't talk about it, if that's okay.
Yeah.
Well, it's an easy fix. Just call her and tell her you're sorry.
Cheque please.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, if you keep acting this way, you might push away something good.
Well, Donna, maybe that's what I'm trying to do.
Just let me figure it out, okay?
WOMAN: Donna Martin? - Yeah?
Um, Sheila. I recognised you from the website.
I just bought two skirts and a top online this morning.
Oh, that's great. Thank you.
I tried to log on yesterday, honey.
Guess those computer glitches got solved, if you know what I mean, ha.
Mitch, you're even cuter than I imagined.
Good luck to you both.
[CHUCKLES]
- Did she just think...? - Yeah.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Okay, here we are.
This tops my list of things I've done wrong.
Over there, pink jacket.
- Very good. - Careful. Be careful.
[CHUCKLES]
- What's her name? - Kaitlyn.
She's 6.
The lady there is my mom. She takes care of her.
I promised it was just until I got my act together,
but it's taken longer than I thought.
Where's the father?
Six vodka gimlets, one one-night stand.
[SCOFFS]
He lives somewhere in Chatsworth. I never told him.
Katie thinks her mommy comes in and out of her life
because she works on an airplane.
What are you gonna do when she's old enough to question that story?
[SlGHS]
- Let's just go, okay? Please? - Yeah, sure.
- Hey. - Hi.
You didn't get my message? I said I'd come by your place.
Yeah, but I couldn't wait.
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
You mind if we, uh, sit outside and talk?
So you had a late night at work, huh?
Yeah, um, online orders are off the chart.
- That's great. - Yeah.
It's always weird the first time a couple sees different sides of each other.
Yeah.
I was gonna wait until month six
before I let you see the infamous Camille Desmond temper.
- You all right? - No.
David, if I did anything to get you in this mood--
Camille, you didn't do anything.
I just wanted to pick a fight.
And it wasn't very cool.
It's okay. Apology accepted.
- Let's go to dinner. - You deserve better than me.
David.
We're solid. We'll work it out.
I don't think so.
You're not doing this.
[SOBS]
- Ugh, why? - Camille, I'm so sorry.
We just don't... We don't belong together.
Camille.
If that was gonna be a letter,
thanks for having the guts to do it in person.
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
[PHONE RlNGS]
- Hello. MATT [OVER PHONE]: Hey.
I just ordered a half-veggie half-pepperoni pizza from Patty's.
It's gonna be coming to your place.
- What's that swishing around? - I'm standing here in a wedding dress.
Larry, my other fiance, beat you to the punch.
Ha, ha, well, does Larry spring for extra cheese?
All right, he's history. Actually, it's Jackie's.
She's obsessed with me wearing it on the big day.
But secretly, Donna's already sketching some designs.
- Should I pick up some wine? - Hmm, yeah, that would be good.
- Okay, I love you. - I love you too.
- Hurry home. MATT: Bye-bye.
[DOORBELL RlNGS]
Hold on, I'm coming.
I just have to grab my money. Oh. Ha, ha.
Hey, I thought you were the pizza guy.
- What, are you eloping? - Oh, no, it's my mom's.
- What do you think? - It smells like mothballs.
Thanks. What's up?
Uh, I was just in the neighbourhood,
you know, room service, pay-per-view, I couldn't do it again.
Well, we just ordered some food.
Matt's on his way home. Why don't you come in?
What?
I was just realising it's the second time I've seen you wearing a wedding dress
to marry someone else.
Maybe this time you'll stay for the wedding.
Maybe not. Matt's the lucky guy.
- Come on in. - I can't.
I have to... I gotta fax some paper to my accountant.
Can't it wait till tomorrow?
You look beautiful.