1 00:00:01,012 --> 00:00:02,048 Come in a bit more. 2 00:00:02,064 --> 00:00:04,084 If you move your head at any time, you're a faggot. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,096 No, keep your fucking head straight. Ready? 4 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,072 Steve's being such a dickhead lately. 5 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:11,084 Like, he gets pissed off at me no matter what I do. 6 00:00:11,096 --> 00:00:14,004 Daniel, don't spit on your brother. 7 00:00:14,016 --> 00:00:15,052 I'm not spitting on him. 8 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:17,068 It's spit strings. I'm not actually touching him. 9 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,016 It's just a game. 10 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:22,088 And sometimes, like, my brothers are in pain. 11 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:25,016 It doesn't mean that they're not enjoying themselves. 12 00:00:25,028 --> 00:00:27,076 Oh! See, that's what happens. 13 00:00:27,092 --> 00:00:29,052 You moved your head, man. (Laughs) 14 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:31,016 Steve doesn't even know how to have fun. 15 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,048 Like, Nath did stink cups on him - didn't even laugh. 16 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:36,080 Oi, Steve, does this smell weird? 17 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:38,052 Go... (Boys laugh) 18 00:00:38,064 --> 00:00:40,000 Oh! 19 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:42,048 Fucking funny. You disgusting little pigs. 20 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:45,016 Yeah, he just doesn't get that it's just family stuff. 21 00:00:45,032 --> 00:00:47,036 It's just part of being in the Sims Family. 22 00:00:47,052 --> 00:00:49,064 Give me the remote. No, I'm using it. 23 00:00:49,076 --> 00:00:51,040 Just give it to me. 24 00:00:51,056 --> 00:00:53,084 You want it? Yeah, give it to me. 25 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,076 Just get it... get it yourself. 26 00:00:55,092 --> 00:00:58,076 Just reach in and get it. This is where I like to keep it sometimes. 27 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,080 If you want it, just reach in and get it. 28 00:01:00,096 --> 00:01:02,080 Give me back the remote control. You really want it? 29 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:05,016 Do you want the remote? Don't be childish. Give it back. 30 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:07,024 Did you want the remote? Reach in and get it. 31 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,016 Daniel... That's all you have to do, Stevie. 32 00:01:09,032 --> 00:01:12,048 It's all you have to do. Just hand me the remote control. 33 00:01:12,064 --> 00:01:14,080 Just one little... Oh, Steve just tried to molest me. 34 00:01:14,092 --> 00:01:16,028 See that, Mum? 35 00:01:16,044 --> 00:01:20,096 I'm just trying to, like, make him be... get the ways of our family. 36 00:01:21,012 --> 00:01:22,092 He needs to just get a sense of humour. 37 00:01:23,004 --> 00:01:24,040 Daniel, stop it! 38 00:01:24,056 --> 00:01:27,096 You just never give up, do you? He tried to touch my arse, Mum. 39 00:01:28,012 --> 00:01:30,008 You never give up! He tried to touch my arse. 40 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:32,084 God, he'll think our family is weird, the way you carry on. 41 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,028 It's just weird. All I'm saying, Mum, is that's weird. 42 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,016 You crossed the line, Steve. 43 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,000 I'm not gonna go on with this, Daniel. Just... 44 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 £ Theme music 45 00:02:30,004 --> 00:02:32,020 (Pretend you're asleep. Pretend you're asleep.) 46 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:33,080 I know you're faking it. 47 00:02:33,096 --> 00:02:35,064 Karina's been on my case heaps lately 48 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,048 'cause she reckons I'm not doing anything. 49 00:02:37,064 --> 00:02:39,044 Like, she reckons I'm hanging around the house heaps. 50 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,088 Karina's fat. What?! 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,048 I'm sleep talking. 52 00:02:43,064 --> 00:02:45,028 She's been giving me heaps of grief lately 53 00:02:45,044 --> 00:02:46,096 about spending too much time with Hunter, 54 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:49,020 'cause she reckons we don't do anything productive. 55 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:52,020 Am I a chick? No. 56 00:02:52,036 --> 00:02:54,076 Which is bullshit 'cause she doesn't see half the shit we do. 57 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:59,052 The thing is with a tat, you can't get something too... that will date. 58 00:02:59,068 --> 00:03:02,072 And she hates me hanging out with the Mucca Mad Boys. 59 00:03:02,084 --> 00:03:04,020 Is he at the kiosk? 60 00:03:04,036 --> 00:03:06,040 What she doesn't get is my gang responsibilities? 61 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:08,060 No, stand your ground, mate. We'll see you at the beach. 62 00:03:08,076 --> 00:03:13,080 She thinks it's easy being me. And it's actually not. 63 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,052 Where were ya? Where were ya? 64 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:19,092 How many you got to go? Um... 65 00:03:20,008 --> 00:03:22,000 Me and Hunter have actually been really busy 66 00:03:22,012 --> 00:03:23,092 coming up with a money-spinner idea. 67 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,044 Do that again. 68 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,044 It's a fitness and nutrition surfing course. 69 00:03:28,056 --> 00:03:29,092 It's called Fat Boys, 70 00:03:30,008 --> 00:03:31,096 for young fat dudes that wanna get into surfing, 71 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:33,044 wanna get up on a wave. 72 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:36,012 I'm actually... I'm stoked that we got seven bookings. 73 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:38,028 Who are they? Just random fat dudes. 74 00:03:38,044 --> 00:03:41,056 They stay here - we've got dorm accommodation down the clubhouse. 75 00:03:41,068 --> 00:03:43,052 We're gonna bring in food and stuff, 76 00:03:43,064 --> 00:03:46,016 teach them about a healthy lifestyle. 77 00:03:46,032 --> 00:03:49,060 We've actually got our first course coming up this weekend. 78 00:03:49,076 --> 00:03:51,056 So, yeah, looking forward to meeting the young dudes. 79 00:03:51,068 --> 00:03:53,092 G'day, mate. How you going? Blake. 80 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:55,052 How you going, little fella? What's your name? 81 00:03:55,064 --> 00:03:57,008 Welcome to Fat Boys School. 82 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,068 I just reckon, from my perspective, 83 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:01,088 if I can get a fat dude up there on a surfboard catching a wave - 84 00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:04,048 and a dude that probably thought he'd never be able to do that - 85 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,096 then I'm stoked. 86 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,068 Say goodbye to Mum and Dad. See you. 87 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,076 See you, Mum and Dad. Yeah. 88 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,088 Bye, Mum. See you, darling. 89 00:04:18,004 --> 00:04:19,040 Have fun. I will. 90 00:04:19,056 --> 00:04:21,088 OK, now, you be responsible, Daniel. Yeah. 91 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:24,060 Fuck off, Daniel! 92 00:04:24,076 --> 00:04:26,060 Daniel, don't! Oh, what?! 93 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,092 I said fuck off! See you, Nath! 94 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,080 Have a good weekend! 95 00:04:32,096 --> 00:04:34,044 STEVE: See you. Bye. Bye. 96 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,020 Bye. (Car horn toots) 97 00:04:36,036 --> 00:04:38,072 It's a long weekend, so Mum and Steve are going away. 98 00:04:38,084 --> 00:04:40,044 They're going to stay in a hotel. 99 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:44,076 Whenever they go away, they leave me in charge of the whole household. 100 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:49,076 So I become like the dad of the family for the weekend. 101 00:04:49,092 --> 00:04:51,084 Go make beds, both of you. Piss off! 102 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,020 Make your beds. Go and make your bed. 103 00:04:54,036 --> 00:04:56,080 Do mine and Nath's. Go do Mum and Dad's after that, Julia. 104 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:58,028 I'll give you five minutes. 105 00:04:58,044 --> 00:05:01,052 It's good. Like, I sort of look after the household. 106 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:05,016 Like, cleaning and preparing meals and shit. 107 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:07,048 Alright, guys, who wants melted chocolate? 108 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:11,064 Just whatever needs doing, I do it. 109 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,036 Like, I assign chores to various brothers. 110 00:05:15,052 --> 00:05:18,024 Not bad. I'll get you to do round the front too. 111 00:05:18,036 --> 00:05:19,072 Now. 112 00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:21,020 Get off my chair. 113 00:05:21,036 --> 00:05:23,004 Yeah, I actually quite like being in charge. 114 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,052 Fuck off! I was watching that. I'm the dad. 115 00:05:27,068 --> 00:05:29,076 Fuck you! Just do it, Nathan. 116 00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:32,048 I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. 117 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:34,092 It's 10:00 and it's bedtime. Go to fucking bed. 118 00:05:35,004 --> 00:05:36,092 It's not an easy role. 119 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:39,060 Like, there's a fair bit of responsibility on your shoulders. 120 00:05:39,076 --> 00:05:42,056 New rule, guys - no dogs in rooms while you're sleeping. 121 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:44,004 Stick that under your tongue. 122 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:47,020 Things like kids' health issues - you gotta be careful about that. 123 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:49,012 Like, anything could happen with kids. 124 00:05:49,024 --> 00:05:51,012 Show me. 125 00:05:51,024 --> 00:05:53,044 Yeah, you're right. Lights out. 126 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:57,052 Yeah, there's a fair few privileges that come with being the dad too. 127 00:05:57,068 --> 00:05:59,052 Like, I get to sleep in the double bed. 128 00:05:59,064 --> 00:06:01,096 Get out! It's parents only. 129 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:05,040 And I pretty much decide how the weekend will run. 130 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:07,012 You tell Johnno to bring a case. 131 00:06:07,028 --> 00:06:10,084 So, like, for example, tomorrow night, I'm having a huge party. 132 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,096 So I've pretty much invited everyone in Dunt to come. 133 00:06:14,012 --> 00:06:16,080 We should do an all-nighter. Just stay up all night. 134 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:19,036 That's just one of the good things about being a parent. 135 00:06:19,052 --> 00:06:21,068 You pretty much get to do whatever you want. 136 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,096 If you fart, you're out. 137 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,016 GRAN: Well, it's been a busy couple of months. 138 00:06:29,032 --> 00:06:31,068 I still have not heard from the celebrities 139 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:34,056 that Daniel's asked me to invite to his party for Nathan, 140 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,004 which is unusual. 141 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:39,048 I do feel quietly confident that they'll make an appearance. 142 00:06:41,036 --> 00:06:42,084 Work's been pretty full-on. 143 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,076 Off, please. You're off privileges for a week. 144 00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:46,024 Give it to Jonathan. 145 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:50,044 My problem boy, Talib, he's still not talking, despite my efforts. 146 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,096 One word and I'll give you this ten bucks. 147 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:56,000 We haven't heard yet, but he may end up in for a long stint, 148 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:59,052 so we do need to get him up on his feet and socialising. 149 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:02,084 (Laughs) Hey, it's Gran and the doggy wanker. 150 00:07:02,096 --> 00:07:04,032 He's outside for once. 151 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:07,096 The other boys haven't been terribly friendly to him and welcoming. 152 00:07:08,008 --> 00:07:09,048 Leave him alone! 153 00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:11,076 They've actually been making his life hell. 154 00:07:11,088 --> 00:07:13,028 You lot shut the fuck up! 155 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,076 Well, he's not an easy kid. 156 00:07:14,092 --> 00:07:17,092 I think if he made an effort to interact with the other boys, 157 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:20,008 I think he'd be doing himself a lot of favours. 158 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:21,080 He doesn't like balls, he likes dicks. 159 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,040 It's a pretty rough place in here. 160 00:07:23,056 --> 00:07:26,068 I think you can't afford to be a pussy and keep to yourself. 161 00:07:26,084 --> 00:07:28,092 You've got to grow some balls, to some extent. 162 00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:31,092 (Yelling) 163 00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:35,016 Jesus Christ! Don't you fucking spit on me! 164 00:07:35,032 --> 00:07:37,088 You want the fucking afternoon in iso? 165 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,028 Hi, fellas. Welcome to pig duty. 166 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,096 I've tried getting him involved with some of the leader boys. 167 00:07:43,012 --> 00:07:45,044 I forced them to hang out with him a little bit more. 168 00:07:45,056 --> 00:07:46,092 You could do it with Marlin. 169 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,092 You guys could have a chat while you're doing that. 170 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:50,052 How about no, Gran? 171 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:52,028 How about you try for me, please, Marlin? 172 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,076 That was a disaster, actually. 173 00:07:53,092 --> 00:07:55,092 Of course, I forgot that he's sexually attracted to animals. 174 00:07:56,004 --> 00:07:57,056 So that didn't go down too well. 175 00:07:57,068 --> 00:07:59,040 I might take that off you. 176 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:01,048 I tried getting him involved in song night. 177 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:03,000 That didn't go down too well either. 178 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,064 He didn't want a bar of it, literally. 179 00:08:04,076 --> 00:08:07,028 £ They try to make me go to rehab 180 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,024 £ I said... £ 181 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,036 But I feel like I will get through to him, 182 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:17,068 that underneath that facade, there's a lovely boy. 183 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,044 I think it's just a matter of time. 184 00:08:21,024 --> 00:08:23,052 And rashies... 185 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:26,016 Fellas, once your T-shirts and thongs are off, 186 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:28,024 come get your rashies. 187 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,076 Well, it's a pretty intensive surfing course. 188 00:08:30,088 --> 00:08:32,040 There's a lot involved. 189 00:08:32,056 --> 00:08:35,044 For a lot of these young blokes, fat really rules their life, 190 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,032 you know, destroys their confidence. 191 00:08:37,048 --> 00:08:41,012 A lot of these guys deal with fat on a daily basis, you know? 192 00:08:41,024 --> 00:08:43,004 They look down, they see fat. 193 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,040 How's that feeling? I can't really breathe. 194 00:08:45,052 --> 00:08:47,020 You can't breathe? 195 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:51,044 My idea is to use surfing to get their confidence up to a level 196 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:52,092 that is better. 197 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:54,084 OK, welcome to Fat Boys School. 198 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,080 You're all here, guys, because you are... 199 00:08:56,096 --> 00:08:58,052 BOYS: Fat. ..fat. 200 00:08:58,064 --> 00:09:00,000 That's right. 201 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:02,020 A lot of these guys, they're not used to physical shit. 202 00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,080 I can't just chuck them in the water. 203 00:09:03,096 --> 00:09:05,052 I'm gonna deal with the fat issue first. 204 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:07,080 I'll get you to look behind you at Hunter there. 205 00:09:07,096 --> 00:09:11,044 This is an example of what it looks like to be a fat guy. 206 00:09:11,056 --> 00:09:13,080 He looks pretty fat, doesn't he? 207 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:15,028 BOYS: Yes. Yeah. 208 00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:16,096 Now, guys, when you're walking down the street, 209 00:09:17,012 --> 00:09:20,048 you see a fat kid like you, what sort of names would people say? 210 00:09:20,064 --> 00:09:23,032 Any ideas? Oh, 'You're a fat shit.' 211 00:09:23,044 --> 00:09:24,080 'You're a rolly-polly.' 212 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:29,024 Alright, I want you to yell out some insults to our fat guy here. 213 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,048 The kind of thing that you might get, yell it to him. 214 00:09:33,064 --> 00:09:35,048 BOY: You've got more rolls than a bakery. 215 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,040 Yeah. Give it to him. 216 00:09:37,052 --> 00:09:39,036 You're the size of King Kong's arse. 217 00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:42,068 I think it's good for these blokes to be on the other side of insults, 218 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,024 to know what it feels like. 219 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,000 Why don't you shut up and eat heaps of burgers, 220 00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:49,048 and don't ever come back, and eat your wife? 221 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,000 This is great. Great, guys. 222 00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:52,052 It builds their strength, you know? 223 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,040 And these blokes, when they're out in the water, 224 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,088 they're facing massive waves, 225 00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:57,048 they'll need all the strength they can get. 226 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,012 Guys, any of you got girlfriends? Hand up if you've got a girlfriend. 227 00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:02,020 None of youse? Didn't think so. BOY: No. 228 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,048 Right, you ever tried to make a move on a girl 229 00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:06,096 and she says, you know, 'Piss off, you fat shit,' or something? 230 00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:09,032 Yeah. Hurts your feelings? BOYS: Yeah. 231 00:10:09,048 --> 00:10:11,052 Yep? Right, we're gonna play a game today. 232 00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:13,000 We're gonna reverse that feeling. 233 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:16,020 We're gonna show those girls, those girls that call you fat shits, 234 00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:18,084 that you may be fat, but you've still got feelings. 235 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,084 Alright, fellas, when you see a hot girl, remember, let her have it. 236 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,072 Oh, my goodness, don't let her get in the water. There'll be a tsunami! 237 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,056 Go get that girl up there. 238 00:10:27,072 --> 00:10:31,088 ALL: (Sing) £ Hey, fatty boombah Want another cream cake? £ 239 00:10:32,004 --> 00:10:34,040 Awesome. How you going, Lara? 240 00:10:34,056 --> 00:10:38,008 If you call me fat again, I'll call you all the names I can think up. 241 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,032 NATHAN: Oi, Daniel! Daniel, you fag! 242 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:48,016 Oh, the party is going off already. 243 00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:49,076 Hey, Tommy! 244 00:10:49,092 --> 00:10:51,092 Half of Dunt's coming. It's going to be pretty huge. 245 00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:54,072 Yeah, we could never have done this with Mum and Steve here though. 246 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,020 No fucking way. 247 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,076 Hey! (Yells indistinctly) 248 00:10:58,088 --> 00:11:01,096 Hey! Hey, you got two glow sticks. 249 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:03,092 Heaps of people here. Word's got around. 250 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:06,052 Basically, ever kid in Dunt is here tonight. 251 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:10,036 And we're expecting a few others from other towns and shit to come in. 252 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:13,052 It's open invitation, so just whoever rocks up, rocks up. 253 00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:16,040 As long as you got booze and that with ya, come over. 254 00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:19,076 Briony, take some photos for us. 255 00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,040 Yeah! 256 00:11:28,056 --> 00:11:30,024 GIRL: Hey, Daniel, it's your mum calling. 257 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,028 What? 258 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,088 Yeah, na, it's going well. 259 00:11:37,004 --> 00:11:39,016 Yeah, I got the kids doing their homework and shit. 260 00:11:39,028 --> 00:11:40,064 Yeah. 261 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:42,088 Nah. 262 00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:44,036 Na, Tyson's playing a movie or something. 263 00:11:44,052 --> 00:11:45,096 It's just like a party movie or something. 264 00:11:46,008 --> 00:11:48,044 Yeah. Right, seeya. 265 00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:50,076 Oi, where the fuck is Nathan? 266 00:11:50,092 --> 00:11:53,052 Why is he being a fucking knob? Go tell him to come out. 267 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:56,032 Well, the fucking party's going. He should be here. 268 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,044 Oh, Nath's always like a full fag whenever I have parties. 269 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,024 Like, last time I had this party, right, 270 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,032 Nath put dog shit in the microwave. And it fucking stank. 271 00:12:05,048 --> 00:12:08,048 Oi, Julia, one more beer and that's it, OK? 272 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,096 Fuck off! 273 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,044 One more beer, bitch. 274 00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:17,056 What?! Nathan's stuck. He's in trouble. 275 00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:19,004 What does he want? 276 00:12:19,016 --> 00:12:20,096 Oh, my God. You fucking idiot! 277 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,068 He did it himself. I saw him. Stupid, dumb... 278 00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:25,048 He pulled the zip up with his teeth. Fuck! 279 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,096 Are you stuck in this? 280 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:30,068 Why are you fucking... You broke the fucking zip. 281 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,016 BOY: Is he stuck in there? 282 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,076 Yeah, he's fucking stuck. 283 00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:36,040 I'm not cutting that to get you out of there, you dickhead. 284 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,040 He likes the way the balls feel. 285 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:39,088 Fucking hell, man. 286 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,072 Are you naked inside that? 287 00:12:43,024 --> 00:12:44,080 You stupid little faggot. 288 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,016 (Laughs) It's not fucking funny. 289 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:50,008 How are we gonna clean this up? I'm not fucking cleaning it up. 290 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,064 You're a dickhead. 291 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,020 Fucking hell, man. You're a retard. 292 00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:02,072 Well, every couple of months, we do our Scaring Young Boys program. 293 00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:07,092 I get a young guy in, a boy who's been getting in trouble at school. 294 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,076 Maybe Mum's at their wit's end. 295 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,072 They're on a pathway towards criminal activity. 296 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:15,056 Extra ball and chains for those guys that don't have them. 297 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,004 Who needs a ball and chain? 298 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,076 What I like to do is to ham things up a little bit. 299 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,064 It's a little role-play that we do. 300 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,052 We make the prison look a lot scarier 301 00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:25,008 and worse than it really is. 302 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,060 Once your ball and chains are on, 303 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:28,092 the get familiar with them, have a walk around, guys. 304 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,000 I have no trouble getting my guys involved. 305 00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:33,000 They get a week of privileges if they do so. 306 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,048 Imran, your hat. 307 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,024 A lot of my guys, they're big show-offs. 308 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,056 So they love the opportunity to perform. 309 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:43,004 Be careful, don't strike each other with your balls, please. 310 00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,076 Guys, doesn't Talib look good? 311 00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:46,068 I'm gonna use this as an opportunity 312 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:48,072 to get Talib involved with the other boys. 313 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,044 Very handsome in that outfit. He looks great. 314 00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:52,092 Hello, young man. 315 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:56,060 WOMAN: Gran and her little dress-up thing - 316 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:59,016 I know that it does look a bit weird on the surface. 317 00:13:59,028 --> 00:14:01,020 And at first, I was worried 318 00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:04,008 that it could have a detrimental effect on the boys. 319 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,028 The kids here call me Psycho Sims. 320 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,048 So I hear you've been a naughty boy. 321 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:11,032 But there's no doubt that it is a tradition. 322 00:14:11,048 --> 00:14:14,036 And it does seem to be an effective program. 323 00:14:14,048 --> 00:14:16,016 These are our cells, 324 00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,060 where you're going to be spending most of your time. 325 00:14:18,076 --> 00:14:22,016 We lock down for a lot of the day in there. 326 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,000 BOY, IN CELL: Arggh! Oh! 327 00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:26,008 I'll just get you to keep on walking through. 328 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,016 And there's a lot of... BOY: Psycho Sims. 329 00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:29,064 Oh, yes? Yes? 330 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,028 I'm starving. Can I have my bread, please? 331 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,024 Starving. We'll get the bread and water. 332 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,024 That's what you get once a day. That's your food. 333 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,060 I'll leave your bread there for you, actually. 334 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:42,004 No, it's not lunchtime so we'll leave it there. 335 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:43,076 There till lunchtime. 336 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:49,056 That's... Come on, Angus. I'll show you to the torture rooms downstairs. 337 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,048 This is our yard out here. 338 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,076 LEGS: Scum! Get a move on! 339 00:14:55,092 --> 00:15:02,000 As you can see, we uh... we work the boys like this most of the morning. 340 00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:06,000 And then we go out and do some hard labour, that sort of thing, 341 00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,092 a railway working afternoon. 342 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,096 It's pretty rough. BOY: Psycho Sims, can we stop? 343 00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:12,044 Please? My ankles are killing me. 344 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:15,012 Shut up, prisoner, or you'll get some torture this afternoon. 345 00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:16,092 You wanna spend the afternoon in the dungeon? 346 00:15:17,008 --> 00:15:19,068 I haven't stretched a prisoner in a while. 347 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,056 Why is he allowed to do that? 348 00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:26,020 Well bloody done, Talib. Thanks a lot. 349 00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:28,036 Nice one, doggy wanker. Fuck it up, why don't ya? 350 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:30,064 Thanks for ruining it. 351 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,088 I'm so bloody sick of you. You're useless! 352 00:15:33,004 --> 00:15:35,048 Do we still get KFC? You fucked it up, not us! 353 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,084 Stop being a fucking idiot and grow some balls. 354 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,032 For Christ's sake. JULIE: Officer Sims. 355 00:15:39,044 --> 00:15:40,080 Can I have a word, please? 356 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:45,076 Just don't take the equipment without asking. 357 00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:52,000 BLAKE: Oh, surfing lessons are going unreal, yeah. 358 00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,004 I'm pretty stoked with the progress so far. 359 00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:55,052 Who's ready to go in the water? 360 00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:57,088 We got a few blokes up. Not everyone's getting up. 361 00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:00,056 But, you know, they're all having a good time. 362 00:16:00,072 --> 00:16:03,080 Yeah, we had a few of the Fennel Hell men looking over from the headland. 363 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,060 They don't know what I'm doing. 364 00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:08,016 I was saying to Hunter, good to keep them guessing. 365 00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:10,096 I am losing a few boards. 366 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,040 Dealing with kids this size, I mean, they're pretty fucking fat. 367 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,020 They're gonna break a few boards. So, yeah, I have lost a few. 368 00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:20,036 We get a couple of boys, what I call sinkers, 369 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,084 which means they sink to the bottom. 370 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,004 We got a sinker! You right, mate? Yeah, yep. 371 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,052 You alright? 372 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,092 You know, Hunter and I have that code - we call out 'sinker!' 373 00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:31,012 You know, it means there's just a boy on the bottom. 374 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,060 You have to pull them out. 375 00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:35,032 You don't want them sitting there too long, drowning, that sort of thing. 376 00:16:35,048 --> 00:16:37,012 You're good mate. You're good. You alright? 377 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:39,036 I think it's three minutes and they get some brain damage. 378 00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,084 Here comes a wave! 379 00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:43,076 It's really surprising. He's looking after them and keeping an eye on everyone. 380 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:46,048 And... I say... 381 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,004 Go, go, go, go! 382 00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:49,084 Standing up, Julian! 383 00:16:49,096 --> 00:16:51,096 (Both cheer) 384 00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:55,028 He stood up! First Fat Boy surfer! 385 00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:57,032 He stood up! He stood up! 386 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:58,080 He stood up! Who saw that? 387 00:16:58,096 --> 00:17:00,080 How do you feel, mate? First Fat Boy surfer! 388 00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:02,052 Yeah, good, hey? Yeah! 389 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,064 (Blake and Hunter shout indistinctly) 390 00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:07,064 Stacks on Julian! Stacks on him! 391 00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:09,044 Stacks on Julian! 392 00:17:09,056 --> 00:17:10,092 Stacks on him! 393 00:17:11,004 --> 00:17:13,036 Stacks on, Julian! 394 00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:14,092 I can't breathe! Get off! 395 00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:17,064 (All shout) 396 00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,044 What are you doing?! 397 00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,008 Get off him. You right, Julian? 398 00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:22,056 Are you alright? You right? 399 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:24,024 BOY: Julian! 400 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:27,024 What hurts? What hurts? 401 00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:28,096 Are you right? 402 00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,032 Shit. HUNTER: Are you right, mate? 403 00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:34,008 We won't move you. 404 00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:35,092 We won't move you 'cause it could be spinal. 405 00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:38,048 BOY: You right, Julian? Shit. 406 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,008 Um... 407 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,064 (Muffled music) 408 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,012 Fucking, we should definitely... (Speaks indistinctly) 409 00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:46,060 ..when you leave school. 410 00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:48,056 I'm fucking serious. 411 00:17:48,072 --> 00:17:50,064 Nathan. No more for you. 412 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,028 'Cause, seriously, the way that you... 413 00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,076 (Speaks inaudibly) (Engine revs) 414 00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:56,028 Oh, fuck! 415 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,012 (All cheer) 416 00:17:58,024 --> 00:17:59,096 Yeah! Fuck! 417 00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:02,068 Go, fucking Daniel! 418 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,056 Yeah! 419 00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:07,072 Put Fuckos on the roof. Where's Fuckos? 420 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:09,068 Get Fuckos on! 421 00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:11,092 (Yells indistinctly) Fucking put him on! 422 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,040 It'll be fucking hell funny. 423 00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:15,072 Yes! Whoo! 424 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,084 Yeah! 425 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,060 Oh, fuck. 426 00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:24,024 Oh, shit! It's my mum. Shut up! 427 00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:28,016 Hi, Mum. 428 00:18:28,032 --> 00:18:31,076 Yeah, nah, the Lovells are seeing shit. 429 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:34,024 No, don't believe them. 430 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,080 Nah, we're just chilling. 431 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,092 I don't know. What are you doing? 432 00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:42,040 We're just... Nothing! 433 00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:43,096 I am! 434 00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:45,088 Alright. Bye. 435 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,008 Guys, the neighbours have fucking heard us. 436 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,092 We need to shut the fuck up. 437 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,064 (Engine revs) 438 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,072 Shut the fuck up, Daniel! BOY: Daniel. 439 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:57,024 What? Nathan's done something. 440 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,080 Oh, fuck! 441 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,080 It was his idea. He wanted to see how far he could get it up. 442 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,084 What the fuck are you doing, you fucking idiot? 443 00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:05,068 How is that a fun thing to do? 444 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,016 You fucking faggot. 445 00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:08,068 BOY: Pull hard or something. 446 00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:11,088 Ah, fuck! Pull it out, you fucking idiot. 447 00:19:12,004 --> 00:19:14,092 Why do you keep sticking your arm and shit in in stuff? 448 00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:17,028 Fuck! Fucking dickhead. 449 00:19:17,044 --> 00:19:19,092 You can't move that? I can't. It's stuck. 450 00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:21,044 We're gonna have to saw it off. 451 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,092 Is he gonna lose his arm? 452 00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,060 He's not gonna fucking lose his arm. 453 00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:27,088 Daniel, should I call an ambulance? No. 454 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,096 Oh, shit! 455 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:32,084 Gonna have to fucking call Mum and Steve. 456 00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:35,000 Thanks a lot, you fuckwit! 457 00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:38,024 Um, Nath's got his arm stuck up one of the drainpipes. 458 00:19:38,036 --> 00:19:39,072 Yeah. 459 00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:43,024 But it's sort of going purple so we're not sure what to do. 460 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,052 I was being responsible! 461 00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:50,092 No, I don't wanna talk to Steve. 462 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:53,008 Just... I don't know what to do. 463 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:56,040 I don't... I can't fucking control him! 464 00:19:56,056 --> 00:20:00,088 You have publically humiliated him. You've called him an idiot. 465 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:02,080 And you've riled up all the other boys 466 00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:05,044 and you know that's only going to cause trouble, don't you? 467 00:20:05,056 --> 00:20:06,072 Yes. 468 00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,064 I've tried very hard with this young guy 469 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,020 for quite a while now. 470 00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,040 And I just thought, you know, that was an opportunity 471 00:20:12,056 --> 00:20:14,044 for him to get involved with the other fellas. 472 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:17,032 I just... It was a slip of the tongue. 473 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:19,012 It was the wrong thing to say. 474 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,072 In retrospect, I look at it, it was the wrong thing to say. 475 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:26,008 And I do... Yeah. I see the error of my ways there, Julia. 476 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,076 Look, just go an apologise. Alright. 477 00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:31,052 Sort it out that way. And, look, remember that you're a supervisor. 478 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:34,012 You're not his mother. That's true. 479 00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:39,056 Now, I need to apologise for what happened earlier. 480 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,068 I was a little out of line there. 481 00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:44,012 I shouldn't have called you a fucking idiot 482 00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:45,080 and told you to grow some balls. 483 00:20:45,092 --> 00:20:48,012 So sorry for that. 484 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:51,072 And, yeah, you just need to remember that you're the detainee 485 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,020 and I'm the officer. 486 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:57,048 And do the right thing. Play it by the rules. 487 00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:00,016 And we'll leave it at that then. 488 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:06,000 Sorry... Sorry for ruining your thing. 489 00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:13,040 Well, that's alright. It was a little silly anyway, the whole thing. 490 00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:19,012 It's very nice to finally hear your voice. 491 00:21:20,056 --> 00:21:23,036 Makes me very happy, actually. I'm... 492 00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:27,016 I actually feel like I'm meeting you for the first time. 493 00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:32,044 So... Anyway, I'll be back at bedtime. 494 00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:34,056 And so see you soon then. 495 00:21:36,052 --> 00:21:42,004 And, uh, if ever you feel like a chat at all, 496 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:45,064 again, I'd be happy... I'd be quite happy, actually to do that. 497 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,016 So you feel like a chat, just let me know. 498 00:21:48,028 --> 00:21:49,064 Right. 499 00:21:58,092 --> 00:22:02,060 BLAKE: Well, once again, I can say how sorry I am that you had... 500 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,092 Yep. Oh, no. 501 00:22:05,004 --> 00:22:06,084 Well, you know teenagers. 502 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,028 Yeah. Oh, he's 12, is he? Yep. 503 00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:12,016 I just reckon you're looking at me weirdly, 504 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:14,012 like you're disappointed in me or something. 505 00:22:14,024 --> 00:22:16,040 No, babe, I'm not disappointed. 506 00:22:16,056 --> 00:22:18,088 I'm only disappointed 'cause it didn't work out. 507 00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:23,048 Do you want me to get the artificial-balls operation? 508 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,096 What? 509 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,040 Do you want me to get the operation to get the balls? 510 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:29,000 'Cause I will if that's what you want. 511 00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:30,048 I'll go and get the balls. 512 00:22:30,064 --> 00:22:32,032 'Cause I don't want you to be disappointed. 513 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:34,068 What do your balls have to do with it? 514 00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:36,016 Well... That's insane. 515 00:22:36,028 --> 00:22:38,044 I'm just saying that you say stuff 516 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,024 that makes me feel like I'm not good enough. 517 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,052 And I'm just thinking... Come off it, babe. 518 00:22:42,064 --> 00:22:44,024 ..I don't feel like a complete man. 519 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,088 If you want me to be the complete man, I'll get the artificial... 520 00:22:47,004 --> 00:22:50,080 I think you're 150% pure man. You know that. 521 00:22:50,096 --> 00:22:53,028 I told you, Blake. You don't need balls. Who cares? 522 00:22:53,044 --> 00:22:56,028 Why did you say my ball sack looks like a giant dried apricot? 523 00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:57,076 I was only mucking around. Yeah, joke... 524 00:22:57,092 --> 00:23:00,036 No, I was only joking 'cause you started joking. 525 00:23:00,052 --> 00:23:01,096 I was only joking 'cause you were joking. 526 00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,036 Come on, I love you just the way you are. 527 00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:05,084 You're beautiful. 528 00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:09,060 Hey, hey, fellas. How are we? 529 00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:11,068 Good news is I've heard from the hospital 530 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,016 and Julian's gonna be OK. 531 00:23:13,032 --> 00:23:16,004 He's gonna make a full recovery. Couple of broken ribs. 532 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:17,056 So that's worked out well. 533 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,000 Alright, fellas, who's up for an early morning surf tomorrow? 534 00:23:22,016 --> 00:23:24,024 Who's our surfing champion of tomorrow? 535 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,012 (Boys mumble unenthusiastically) 536 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:29,048 I think the Fat Boy Surf School was successful to a point. 537 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:32,048 Well, because I don't wanna surf. 538 00:23:32,064 --> 00:23:35,052 You wanna surf. Do you wanna surf? No. 539 00:23:35,064 --> 00:23:38,044 Well, I want you to. 540 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:42,072 But I don't know if I would do it again. 541 00:23:42,084 --> 00:23:44,068 I think it might be a one-off course. 542 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:48,064 I think, apart from Julian, the other blokes had a good time. 543 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:53,080 But, you know, not a good... not a good finish. 544 00:23:53,096 --> 00:23:57,004 Alright, fellas, so we're gonna do lights out in around ten minutes. 545 00:23:57,016 --> 00:23:59,000 I've just come down for lights out. 546 00:23:59,016 --> 00:24:02,008 Toilets are gonna be just outside. You know where the toilets are. 547 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,056 So that should be good. (Crash!) 548 00:24:03,072 --> 00:24:06,076 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit. You right, mate? You right? 549 00:24:06,092 --> 00:24:08,040 (Groans) That shouldn't have happened. 550 00:24:08,052 --> 00:24:09,088 That should not have happened. 551 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,060 You OK, mate? We'll get you up there. 552 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,000 These beds should not... Get you up there. 553 00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:17,048 You've been obviously fiddling around with the brackets there. 554 00:24:21,004 --> 00:24:22,080 What were you were thinking, mate? 555 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:25,000 (Speaks inaudibly) 556 00:24:25,012 --> 00:24:26,084 Mum and Steve are really pissed 557 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,012 'cause they had to come home from their holiday. 558 00:24:29,028 --> 00:24:31,028 And they were pissed off at me about the party. 559 00:24:31,044 --> 00:24:33,096 Once again, Nathan fucks things up for me. 560 00:24:34,012 --> 00:24:36,068 There we go. There you go. 561 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,016 Steve sawed off the pipe. 562 00:24:38,032 --> 00:24:40,008 We're gonna go to the hospital in the morning 563 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,076 to get them to take it off fully. 564 00:24:41,092 --> 00:24:43,076 Can we all stay in here for a minute, guys? 565 00:24:43,088 --> 00:24:45,024 Julia, can you just come back? 566 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,012 Mate, come on. Then things got even worse. 567 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,088 Mum and Steve made this big gay announcement. 568 00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:52,008 Your mum's got a bit of an announcement to make. 569 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:55,036 Well, we just wanted you guys to be the first to know 570 00:24:55,052 --> 00:24:57,084 that we got engaged and we're going to get married. 571 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,032 (Laughs) JULIA: Yes! 572 00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:02,044 Oh, congratulations, Mum! 573 00:25:03,064 --> 00:25:05,040 Good work, Steve. 574 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,036 And they didn't even ask my opinion about it. 575 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,048 When? Pretty soon, mate. 576 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:15,016 I mean, no point stuffing around. 577 00:25:15,028 --> 00:25:18,048 And we just wondered if you and Nath 578 00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:20,084 wanted to be best men at the wedding? 579 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,084 Is that something you think you'd like to do, buys? 580 00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:25,012 Oh, yes! 581 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,096 That's cool as, Nath. 582 00:25:27,012 --> 00:25:30,048 So you're kicking Nathan out, sending him to deaf school. 583 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:33,024 Then you move in and you take over. 584 00:25:33,036 --> 00:25:34,096 Is that your big plan, is it? 585 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:37,092 It's not like that, mate. Daniel! 586 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,044 Yeah, they can do whatever they want. 587 00:25:41,012 --> 00:25:42,080 I don't give a stuff what they do. 588 00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:45,068 I'm 18. I'm gonna be 18 this year. 589 00:25:45,084 --> 00:25:50,072 So I don't rule my mum's life. She wants to marry him, marry him. 590 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:54,044 I... Just do whatever you wanna do. 591 00:25:55,088 --> 00:26:00,008 Don't know why you'd be marrying a dickhead like Steve though. 592 00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:04,084 Like, my dad, if he met Steve, he'd just beat the shit out of him. 593 00:26:06,004 --> 00:26:08,020 'Cause my dad's a legend. 594 00:26:08,032 --> 00:26:09,096 Steve's a gaylord. 595 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,016 S.MOUSE: I gotta do my community service. 596 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:28,024 What's up, motherfuckers? 597 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,040 £ Hot children Lookin' at children... £ 598 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,076 Everyone's starting to forget you. 599 00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,036 If we went to the mall, right now, 600 00:26:33,048 --> 00:26:34,084 I would get mobbed. 601 00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:37,036 Do you guys know him? Are you from High School Musical? 602 00:26:37,052 --> 00:26:38,096 What's my name? ALL: S.mouse. 603 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:41,064 He got upgraded to an electric shock bracelet. 604 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,012 Paparazzi, bro. (Zap!) 605 00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:45,028 DANIEL: Mum's been on my back lately about swearing. 606 00:26:45,044 --> 00:26:46,076 Say, 'Come here, Fuckos.' 607 00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:48,024 Come here, Fuckos! 608 00:26:48,044 --> 00:26:50,048 She said if I keep saying 'fags'... 609 00:26:50,064 --> 00:26:52,024 Piss off, you fag. Wiis are for fags. 610 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,016 ..that she's gonna make me spend a whole day with Henry Keddys. 611 00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,032 He's this actual homo from my school. 612 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,080 Hey, Daniel. What's up? 613 00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,092 Your brother's so nice. He's pretty cute too. 614 00:27:01,012 --> 00:27:02,072 Henry's turned out to be a pretty good bloke. 615 00:27:02,084 --> 00:27:04,020 You got me, man! 616 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,016 Get up! I took Tim to the doctor. 617 00:27:06,028 --> 00:27:07,064 He got depression. 618 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,064 Everyone has to be nice to Tim. He's got depression. 619 00:27:09,084 --> 00:27:11,048 TIM: I wanna hang out with my friends. 620 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:12,096 Too late. I deadlocked the door. 621 00:27:13,016 --> 00:27:15,016 I've come up with a few plans to relieve the pressure. 622 00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:16,084 Go tug yourself off or something. 623 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,044 We are going to get you a dog. 624 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,008 I don't want a dog. Tim, pat it. 625 00:27:20,028 --> 00:27:22,056 I'm going to do the voice of Tim for the cartoon. 626 00:27:22,068 --> 00:27:24,004 I'm gay! 627 00:27:24,016 --> 00:27:25,024 £ Whack! Whack! £ 628 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,012 Good arse on that. Yeah, man. Good arse. 629 00:27:27,024 --> 00:27:29,012 I'm Tim. And I'm gay! 630 00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:30,060 It's Gay Style!