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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Now, that's
a fine-looking poop deck.
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I mean, usually I have trouble
with my poop decks,
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but this poop deck--
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Uh.
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Oh.
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Rico, pass me
the final hull section.
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- Uh--
- Come on, come on, last piece.
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Let's cork this vessel.
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Last piece...
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Missing.
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Weeks of work wasted.
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Skipper.
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Kowalski, cover
the private's ears.
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I intend to use my angry words.
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Bouillabaisse!
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Wow.
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I still heard.
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Yes, we can give you
the manufactururer's address.
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We're just not sure
why you need it.
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Primate, this is
a payback operation.
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Missing piece payback.
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The less you know, the better.
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Phil insists there
are no missing pieces.
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Apparently your model
is the S.S. Fiskinlukt.
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Denmark.
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Actually Norway.
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You don't have a problem
with the Norwegians,
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do you, Skipper?
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No, I'm ambivalent
towards those fjord-loving
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sons of vikings.
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They did invent
the cheese slicer.
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Well, pint for Norway.
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100 years ago,
the Fiskinlukt sank
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in the New York bay
with a full catch
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of brine-preserved herring.
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Oh, a full catch?
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Of tender,
mouth-watering herring?
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Fish.
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Your missing piece represents
the breach
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that sank the mighty vessel--
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A solemn reminder
of man's fragile...
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And you're still thinking
about the herring, aren't you?
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An entire sunken fishing vessel
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ripe for undersea retrieval.
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"Ripe" is indeed the word,
Skipper.
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After 100 years of aging
in brine,
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that herring
should taste somewhere
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between nectar of the gods
and slap your mama delicious.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Dial down the psycho, compadre.
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There's a time and a place
for that kind of madness.
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Really?
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When is the--
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18 minutes from now.
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In the lower New York Bay.
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Curse these Norwegian charts.
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I mean, who measures
in metric beard lengths?
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Nothing on sonar, Skipper.
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Steady.
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Just get us within five clicks
of that wreck.
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Rico's uncanny fish sense
should kick in any--
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Ah!
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Mr. Kowalski,
hard to port.
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Follow that beak.
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Beak!
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Stop.
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There she lies.
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Kowalski,
herring salvage options.
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Touchy operation, Skipper.
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After a century of saltwater,
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that crate could fall apart
with the slightest jarring.
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The key words here
are slow, deliberate--
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Oh, bad Rico! Bad Rico!
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Torpedo one.
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Sweet chester nibbets!
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Oh, man.
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Steady, steady.
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Splat!
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His fault.
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Wow!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, Rico!
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This is what I'm talking about,
soldier.
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There's plenty of fish
to go around
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as long as everyone shows
a little self-discipline.
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Ah!
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Oh, Skipper, you have got
to try this herring.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Huh?
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Oh, giggle.
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Ah.
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Wah!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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I got you--What?
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Oh.
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Mm, satisfying.
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See, Rico, plenty to go around.
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Everybody good?
You good? You good?
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Great, outstanding.
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Gentlemen, send your
taste buds into retirement.
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There will never be another
flavor extravaganza like that
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in our lifetime.
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That herring was so good,
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it's making me crave
even more fish.
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Seriously, though, good fish.
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Still hungry, Rico?
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I don't know how you could eat
ordinary sardines
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after all that delicious herring.
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Sardines?
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Fish!
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Whoa! Hey!
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- Hey!
- Private!
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Explain yourself, soldier.
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Fish!
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Kowalski, analysis.
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Crazy eyes.
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Babbling tongue.
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Fish!
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Uh-uh!
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Egad.
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I believe our Norwegian herring
was a bit too aged.
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Never, ever blame
the fish, Kowalski.
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But don't you see?
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Private's contracted
bacterial pisces dementia,
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a rare brain disease
that's turning him
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into a fish-craving psychopath.
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Hey, that's my thing.
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Yeah, we don't need two of those.
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Can he be cured?
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It should wear off in 24 hours,
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as long as he doesn't feed
the disease.
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That means no more fish
of any kind.
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Private ingests so much
as a single sardine,
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he'll be like this forever.
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Fish!
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Fish!
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- Wah!
- Fish!
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Fish!
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Fish!
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Stop that.
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Well, on the bright side,
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maybe this will teach private
not to overindulge
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in so much brined herring.
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Wait, did you eat as much
as he did?
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Why, yes, I dooby-dooby did!
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Fish!
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No.
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Looks like we're
on psycho patrol, amigo.
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No fish for these two
for the next 24 hours.
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Uh, what about you?
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Luckily, my iron constitution
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seems to have made me immune
to this pisces dementia.
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Oh.
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Seriously.
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No effect.
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Ironclad constitution.
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Ah!
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Fish!
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Ah!
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Uh-uh-uh.
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No fish.
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Feeding time.
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Fish!
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Eat up, you disgusting animals.
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Wah!
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Aw.
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- Fish!
- Ah, oh.
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Since when did we get four Ricos?
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Hey, what?
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How come did nobody tell me
it was Impressionation Tuesday?
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I call I get to be Maurice.
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"Eh, eh, hey, everybody.
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"Stop having fun
because I'm bored, heh.
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And you should be bored too.
Heh-heh."
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I do not talk like that.
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Yes. You. Do.
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Now, that's just
your robot voice.
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End. Transmission.
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And I be the king Julien,
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which means...
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The feet!
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Hey, Baron Von Greedenstein,
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save some for the rest
of the flock.
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Ooh!
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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Whoa!
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Ooh, kebabs.
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Twang!
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Yah!
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Great. All full then?
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Whatever, freaks.
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Uh-uh. No fish.
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Yo, zookeeper lady,
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where do you want this truckload
of fresh cod fillets?
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Aw, no.
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Fish!
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Fish!
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This ain't happening.
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This ain't happening.
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Clang!
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Fish!
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Get off!
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Pull the car over.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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No...
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Fish.
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All right, people, that tuna
ain't gonna can itself.
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Are you kidding me?
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No.
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Oh.
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♪ Fish ♪
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Fish! Fish!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go ahead.
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Suckers.
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Owee. Owee.
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- Owee.
- Owee.
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Owee. Owee.
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Owee. Owee.
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Rico.
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Why is my mouth crunchy?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Whoa!
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Crash!
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And so for conspicuous bravery
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in the face of, uh,
himself times three,
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I hereby award Rico
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this ceremonial
smoked Alaskan salmon.
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I think we all learned
something today
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about unrestrained gluttony.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Mine, mine, mine!
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It's Rico's thing.