1 00:00:00,002 --> 00:00:03,838 [♪] 2 00:00:05,507 --> 00:00:06,841 Logy, you say? 3 00:00:06,842 --> 00:00:08,876 Yes, Millie seems extremely logy. 4 00:00:08,877 --> 00:00:11,445 Mm-hmm, and how long would you say she's been like this? 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,980 About a week. 6 00:00:12,981 --> 00:00:14,881 Has she ever been logy before? 7 00:00:15,132 --> 00:00:16,983 Not that I recall. 8 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,218 Mm-hmm, and what exactly does "logy" mean? 9 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:20,820 Low energy. 10 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,188 Haven't you ever heard of "logy" before? 11 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,423 Is it an abbreviation or something? 12 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,458 Doesn't save much time. 13 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,325 Forget logy. 14 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,861 She's tired, okay? 15 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,228 All right, well, I'll get right on this. 16 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,863 I'll have her back to her zippy self in no time. 17 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,330 Hold on, not too zippy. 18 00:00:32,331 --> 00:00:35,668 Millie's zip is a bit much for most people. 19 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,402 ♪ Hambone, hambone! ♪ 20 00:00:37,403 --> 00:00:38,971 ♪ everybody loves a hambone! ♪ 21 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,005 No, they don't! 22 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,840 So, peppy? 23 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,575 Two notches below peppy. 24 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:46,178 "Ebullient..." 25 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,746 All right, I'll call Millie and get right on this. 26 00:00:48,747 --> 00:00:50,381 Well, why don't you just talk to her now? 27 00:00:51,516 --> 00:00:52,817 [Snoring] 28 00:00:52,818 --> 00:00:56,754 Hmm. Well, that'll save me some minutes on my cell plan. 29 00:00:56,755 --> 00:01:06,289 Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 30 00:01:18,309 --> 00:01:20,375 I gotta say, I've never seen you this low energy before. 31 00:01:20,376 --> 00:01:21,711 I'm fine. 32 00:01:21,712 --> 00:01:23,378 You're drooling on my desk. 33 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:26,015 Well, pardon me, your highness. 34 00:01:26,016 --> 00:01:28,550 Maybe you should just put little stickers 35 00:01:28,551 --> 00:01:30,920 on all the stuff you don't want me to drool on. 36 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:33,122 Let's just say everything is a no-drool thing. 37 00:01:33,123 --> 00:01:35,323 So why do think you're so wogey? 38 00:01:35,324 --> 00:01:36,257 Wogey? 39 00:01:36,258 --> 00:01:37,425 Joyce's word. 40 00:01:37,426 --> 00:01:38,960 Oh. 41 00:01:38,961 --> 00:01:41,362 I don't know, I just feel a little— 42 00:01:41,363 --> 00:01:42,697 flaaaah. 43 00:01:42,698 --> 00:01:44,232 You know? If we're making up words? 44 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:46,735 A little "s plaaagh ." 45 00:01:46,736 --> 00:01:48,636 Are you eating properly? 46 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:49,838 Sure. 47 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:51,272 I had three bowls of choco-pops for breakfast 48 00:01:51,273 --> 00:01:53,907 and a whole box of toaster-tots with jam. 49 00:01:53,908 --> 00:01:56,210 Well, those are fortified with riboflavins, 50 00:01:56,211 --> 00:01:57,378 so they should... 51 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:58,613 How often do you exercise? 52 00:01:58,614 --> 00:02:00,080 I can't exercise 53 00:02:00,081 --> 00:02:02,116 when I feel this "t waaagalaaah." 54 00:02:02,117 --> 00:02:03,551 Well, there's the problem. 55 00:02:03,552 --> 00:02:06,287 You see, exercising gets the heart racing 56 00:02:06,288 --> 00:02:07,387 and the blood pumping. 57 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,289 Exercise is energizing. 58 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,624 Oh, I don't know. 59 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:13,226 If that were true, I'd never be tired. 60 00:02:13,227 --> 00:02:16,229 I own every piece of exercise equipment there is. 61 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:18,265 Where did you get all this stuff? 62 00:02:18,266 --> 00:02:19,899 Infomercials mostly. 63 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,134 I got this one at a store. 64 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:25,337 It was called the "infomercial warehouse." 65 00:02:27,006 --> 00:02:28,907 What time is it in Australia? 66 00:02:28,908 --> 00:02:31,543 I'm not sure, but I think it's yesterday. 67 00:02:31,544 --> 00:02:33,779 They were supposed to call me at 3:00 P.M. tomorrow, 68 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,481 which would be today, right? 69 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:38,250 I'm not good with geography. 70 00:02:38,251 --> 00:02:39,617 Plus, I stopped listening. 71 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,520 Oh, Tallo #7. 72 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:43,954 This stuff's expensive. 73 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:45,556 If you say so. 74 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,824 Must be nice drifting through life 75 00:02:46,825 --> 00:02:48,693 not caring how much anything costs. 76 00:02:48,694 --> 00:02:51,296 Well, I don't know any other kind of life, 77 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,164 so I couldn't compare, 78 00:02:53,165 --> 00:02:54,999 but, yeah, this is better. 79 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,200 Is that Tallo 10? 80 00:02:57,201 --> 00:02:58,368 Seven. 81 00:02:58,369 --> 00:03:00,404 Oh, squirt me. 82 00:03:00,405 --> 00:03:02,339 You really should get 10. 83 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:05,074 It revitalizes collagen to retain elasticity 84 00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:06,777 as well as giving you great UV protection. 85 00:03:06,778 --> 00:03:08,644 Or even better, 86 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,714 the Medina compound cream, 87 00:03:10,715 --> 00:03:14,850 it's a full body lotion with a super high aloe count. 88 00:03:14,851 --> 00:03:15,884 Later, ladies. 89 00:03:18,355 --> 00:03:20,790 Oh, now, that one is awesome. 90 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,425 It's called "the gutsploder." 91 00:03:22,426 --> 00:03:24,560 It literally blasts your fat away. 92 00:03:24,561 --> 00:03:25,761 Literally? 93 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:26,729 Check it out. 94 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:29,664 [Beeps on switch] 95 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:30,898 I don't hear anything. 96 00:03:30,899 --> 00:03:32,934 That's because it's at such a high frequency 97 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:34,669 that humans can't hear it. 98 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:36,070 That's how you know it's working. 99 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:38,072 That science seems a little iffy. 100 00:03:38,073 --> 00:03:38,940 [Hiccups] 101 00:03:38,941 --> 00:03:40,809 Well, it's been documented... 102 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:42,477 [Grunting]: And tested... 103 00:03:42,478 --> 00:03:43,577 by the medical... 104 00:03:43,578 --> 00:03:44,578 community. 105 00:03:44,579 --> 00:03:45,846 What's wrong? 106 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:47,381 You're convulsing. 107 00:03:47,382 --> 00:03:48,114 That's because I'm wearing... 108 00:03:48,115 --> 00:03:49,082 "The electrocizer." 109 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,083 [Grunts] 110 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:51,719 It makes your muscles contract 111 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,655 so you're working out without even trying. 112 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:55,756 [Electricity crackles] 113 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,224 Ah! Jeez... 114 00:03:57,225 --> 00:03:59,092 This stuff is all junk. 115 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,260 Don't you have an actual gym in your building? 116 00:04:01,261 --> 00:04:02,762 Ech! That dungeon? 117 00:04:02,763 --> 00:04:04,163 It reeks 118 00:04:04,164 --> 00:04:05,765 of sweaty old sweatsocks 119 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:07,700 and people's sweat, and corn. 120 00:04:07,701 --> 00:04:09,702 Well then, you're going to have to invest 121 00:04:09,703 --> 00:04:12,037 in some quality exercise equipment. 122 00:04:12,038 --> 00:04:14,440 It is an investment that will pay dividends 123 00:04:14,441 --> 00:04:17,275 that your body can then cash in the future... 124 00:04:17,276 --> 00:04:18,343 At the bank of good health. 125 00:04:18,344 --> 00:04:19,378 My point being, 126 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:22,213 these trinkets are not going to cut it. 127 00:04:22,214 --> 00:04:23,682 Oh, be careful of that one. 128 00:04:23,683 --> 00:04:26,551 It's a nipple pincher. 129 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:29,954 This is the third lunch in a row 130 00:04:29,955 --> 00:04:31,722 that we've eaten in your office. 131 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:32,690 I know. 132 00:04:32,691 --> 00:04:34,191 I've got a lot of work to do, 133 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:35,559 so if you want to meet with me, it's gotta be during lunch. 134 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,827 I'm just saying 135 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:38,462 that maybe it'd be nice to go out sometime. 136 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:42,132 Oh, crap. 137 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,870 No, don't rub it in, you'll just make it worse. 138 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:48,438 Here, you just... You wanna... 139 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:50,540 You wanna just... Just dab it. 140 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:54,878 And finally, my deterga-pen. 141 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:55,879 Your what? 142 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,979 Deterga-pen. 143 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:58,848 You can keep this one. I have others. 144 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:02,786 I don't doubt it. 145 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:06,254 You got some lipstick in your little purse there? 146 00:05:06,955 --> 00:05:09,391 No, but I have some cherry lip balm if you... 147 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,826 Wait, what do you mean, purse? 148 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,060 Oh, you know what? 149 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,194 Forget I said anything. 150 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:14,229 Everything's fine. 151 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,997 Fine and dandy. 152 00:05:15,998 --> 00:05:17,232 Oh, there it is. 153 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:18,733 Dandy? 154 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:19,734 Really? 155 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:21,235 I'm all man, lady. 156 00:05:22,036 --> 00:05:23,037 Sure. 157 00:05:23,038 --> 00:05:24,305 So, how's your salad? 158 00:05:24,306 --> 00:05:27,675 It's very refreshing, thank you. 159 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,113 Someone's happy. 160 00:05:33,114 --> 00:05:35,382 Why so smiley? 161 00:05:35,383 --> 00:05:37,651 Oh, I was just able to turn Millie 162 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:38,819 completely around on something. 163 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:40,954 Like on a merry-go-round? 164 00:05:40,955 --> 00:05:42,221 How does that help? 165 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:44,023 Not around like "round and round" around. 166 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:45,291 I convinced her to invest 167 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:46,760 in some quality exercise equipment. 168 00:05:46,761 --> 00:05:49,663 She doesn't need to spend any money on equipment. 169 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:51,264 You can get a perfectly good workout 170 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:52,565 using just your body. 171 00:05:52,566 --> 00:05:54,433 I think you're being a little naive. 172 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:55,935 I mean, I don't use any workout equipment, 173 00:05:55,936 --> 00:05:57,970 and I'm in terrible shape, ipso ergo... 174 00:05:57,971 --> 00:05:59,104 Could you pass the butter? 175 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:01,974 You can walk, jog, stretch, 176 00:06:01,975 --> 00:06:04,777 do squats, push-ups, sit-ups, yoga. 177 00:06:04,778 --> 00:06:08,680 I mean, that's all I do, and check out these pipes. 178 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:09,981 Uh-oh, gun show's in town. 179 00:06:09,982 --> 00:06:11,048 That's right, 180 00:06:11,049 --> 00:06:14,352 and you've got a backstage pass. 181 00:06:14,353 --> 00:06:16,153 Well, this is terrific. 182 00:06:16,154 --> 00:06:17,589 Do you think you could maybe 183 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:18,923 help set up a workout program 184 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:20,191 for Millie? 185 00:06:20,192 --> 00:06:21,459 Hmm, I'd be happy to. 186 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,027 Terrific. 187 00:06:23,028 --> 00:06:25,796 We'll have her up and humming like a well-oiled machine. 188 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:27,531 Still waiting on the butter. 189 00:06:30,301 --> 00:06:34,070 Why is it that the cooler is always empty 190 00:06:34,071 --> 00:06:36,172 whenever I want a drink? 191 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:37,574 Crystal, give me a hand here. 192 00:06:37,575 --> 00:06:39,842 You can't be serious. 193 00:06:39,843 --> 00:06:42,077 Oh, yeah, your condition? 194 00:06:42,078 --> 00:06:43,345 That's right. 195 00:06:43,346 --> 00:06:44,514 I have a bad back. 196 00:06:44,515 --> 00:06:45,648 Whoa, whoa, ladies. 197 00:06:45,649 --> 00:06:47,783 This looks like a job for a man. 198 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:48,784 You know any? 199 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,185 I know plenty, and you're looking at him, 200 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:51,587 so just back it up. 201 00:06:51,588 --> 00:06:52,655 Give a guy some room here. 202 00:06:52,656 --> 00:06:54,056 Okay, here we go. 203 00:06:54,057 --> 00:06:55,657 Deep breath, and— 204 00:06:55,658 --> 00:06:57,726 how much do you think this thing weighs, roughly? 205 00:06:57,727 --> 00:07:00,695 Can't be much, it's just water. 206 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:02,030 Look, you don't have to prove yourself. 207 00:07:02,031 --> 00:07:04,065 We can get one of the boys in the office to do it. 208 00:07:04,066 --> 00:07:05,033 No, no, no, no. 209 00:07:05,034 --> 00:07:06,467 This boy is going to do it, 210 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,703 and not because you've insulted my masculinity, 211 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:09,971 because I can roll with that, 212 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,739 because I'm secure in my manliness. 213 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,273 Now... 214 00:07:13,274 --> 00:07:14,575 Who's got a pair of gloves? 215 00:07:14,576 --> 00:07:16,276 Oh, jeez. 216 00:07:16,277 --> 00:07:19,179 Just cause it's wet, that's all. 217 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,615 Hey, Millie, great news. 218 00:07:21,616 --> 00:07:23,450 I realized you don't need to buy any equipment. 219 00:07:23,451 --> 00:07:25,352 You didn't realize it, I did. 220 00:07:25,353 --> 00:07:26,854 Through a discussion with me. 221 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:28,688 The point is— 222 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:30,590 hey, doc! Anna! 223 00:07:30,591 --> 00:07:32,224 Check out my new epileptic machine. 224 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:35,327 It's elliptical, and wow! 225 00:07:35,328 --> 00:07:36,795 Yeah. 226 00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:38,263 I dropped a lot of cash, but you're right. 227 00:07:38,264 --> 00:07:39,898 Five minutes on that thing, 228 00:07:39,899 --> 00:07:42,367 and I'm sweating like a bag of cheese in the sun. 229 00:07:42,368 --> 00:07:44,036 Well, this good, I guess. 230 00:07:44,037 --> 00:07:45,604 No pain, no burn, as they say. 231 00:07:45,605 --> 00:07:47,272 And I got my energy back! 232 00:07:47,273 --> 00:07:49,608 Oh, and I can work... 233 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:52,010 While I'm working out! 234 00:07:52,011 --> 00:07:54,812 Ooh, maybe best not to multi those two tasks. 235 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:57,648 Ooh, you should look at my new ball chair. 236 00:07:57,649 --> 00:08:01,619 I can strengthen my core while I'm sitting at my desk. 237 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,821 Probably takes a bit of practice. 238 00:08:03,822 --> 00:08:05,222 Well, I guess a few pieces of equipment 239 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,557 isn't a bad thing. 240 00:08:06,558 --> 00:08:08,292 [Door buzzer rings] 241 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:11,027 Okay, this is a bad thing. 242 00:08:20,071 --> 00:08:21,438 Could you hit three for me? 243 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:27,343 Oh! I got ya. 244 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:28,344 Oh, hey buddy, do me a favour 245 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:29,578 let me be your assistant, 246 00:08:29,579 --> 00:08:31,180 or apprentice or whatever. 247 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:32,715 You want to help me? 248 00:08:32,716 --> 00:08:35,651 No can do, pal. Local 591 frowns on— 249 00:08:35,652 --> 00:08:37,086 lighten up! 250 00:08:37,087 --> 00:08:39,188 There's 20 in it for you if you play along. 251 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:40,255 Um, so, yeah, 252 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:43,425 what you got here is a busted elevator. 253 00:08:43,426 --> 00:08:44,859 Oh, hey, Joyce. 254 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:48,463 Just workin' hard, helping out my pal... 255 00:08:48,464 --> 00:08:49,364 Floyd. 256 00:08:49,365 --> 00:08:51,066 Really? 257 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,267 Uh, yeah, I'm Floyd. 258 00:08:52,268 --> 00:08:53,635 He's helping me out. 259 00:08:53,636 --> 00:08:54,802 Hey there, helper-buddy, 260 00:08:54,803 --> 00:08:56,303 how about getting me a Phillips? 261 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,906 Uh, screwdriver? 262 00:08:58,907 --> 00:09:00,374 Yeah. 263 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,076 Here you go. 264 00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:03,277 Handle first. 265 00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:04,378 They can be dangerous. 266 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:05,812 You learn that the hard way 267 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:06,514 when you've been working with them enough. 268 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:08,249 It's not a Phillips. 269 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:11,085 Oh, yeah, sorry, it's a craftsman. 270 00:09:11,086 --> 00:09:13,119 What brand were you looking for? 271 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,521 Forget it. 272 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:15,522 Keep your 20 bucks. 273 00:09:15,523 --> 00:09:16,356 20 bucks? 274 00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:17,424 I don't know what you're, uh— 275 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:20,093 Oh, hey, here's a- a Stanley. 276 00:09:20,094 --> 00:09:20,893 Will that work? 277 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,630 I'll leave you to it, butch. 278 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,367 Look, I don't want to be. 279 00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:28,667 Mr. Johnny Judge-alot, 280 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,702 but this is a lot, don't you think? 281 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,071 Like, maybe too much even? 282 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,706 Well, why have one machine when you can have 11? 283 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,108 It's better. 284 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,278 11 times better, if I've done my math correctly. 285 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,346 But everything's all crammed in here. 286 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,481 How are you going to live? 287 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,748 Anna, tell her about the stretching 288 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,149 and squat-ups and everything. 289 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,884 This machine is incredible! 290 00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:47,751 [Gasps] 291 00:09:47,752 --> 00:09:50,421 Look, a spinning machine, too. 292 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,491 That isn't helping at all. 293 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,759 Look, pr... 294 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,128 Promise me you're not going to buy 295 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,196 any more workout equipment. 296 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,930 Okay? Promise. 297 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:01,664 All right, I promise. 298 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:03,100 [Door buzzer rings] 299 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:06,403 Oh, is a tanning bed considered workout equipment? 300 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:07,337 Hey! 301 00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:09,306 I just got some good news. 302 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:11,208 Really? 303 00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:12,442 At least I think it's good news. 304 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:14,344 The guy on the phone seemed really upbeat about it, 305 00:10:14,345 --> 00:10:16,312 but it's hard to tell with his accent. 306 00:10:16,313 --> 00:10:18,247 What accent? 307 00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:21,250 He said, "tell Joyce Australia's a go." 308 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:22,318 Fantastic! 309 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:24,720 I have been waiting for this! 310 00:10:24,721 --> 00:10:26,855 It is time to celebrate! 311 00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:27,990 Let's have a drink. 312 00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:29,525 I'm not drinking. 313 00:10:29,526 --> 00:10:32,460 Oh, right, right, you're not drinking because— 314 00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:33,595 I'm on painkillers. 315 00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:36,030 My back, remember? 316 00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:37,298 Right... 317 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,501 How's it hangin'? 318 00:10:39,502 --> 00:10:40,568 Pardon me? 319 00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:41,902 Sorry, it's a guy greeting. 320 00:10:41,903 --> 00:10:44,439 Quick question. 321 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,873 I play rugby. 322 00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:47,542 That's not a question. 323 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:50,744 Here's a question, is that manly enough for you? 324 00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:51,878 Okay, look, 325 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:53,280 you're a man, all right? 326 00:10:53,281 --> 00:10:54,548 The manliest man in the history of all men. 327 00:10:54,549 --> 00:10:55,849 Now are we done? 328 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,651 You're just trying to get rid of me. 329 00:10:57,652 --> 00:10:59,319 That's right. 330 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,654 A real man would take the hint, 331 00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,156 so if you'll excuse me, 332 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:04,124 I just got some fantastic news, 333 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,793 and I have some celebrating to do. 334 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,395 With a scotch and cigar? 335 00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:11,830 It's how I always celebrate. 336 00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:13,566 Sure, if your wife just had a baby. 337 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:16,035 Or if your horse won the Kentucky Derby. 338 00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:20,039 See ya later, big fella. 339 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:23,542 Come on, push! 340 00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:25,644 Harder! 341 00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:28,146 Atta girl! 342 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,047 Nice one! 343 00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:30,415 Good set, good set. 344 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,151 Phew! 345 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,687 Wow, you're pretty intense. 346 00:11:35,688 --> 00:11:38,088 You know it's way more fun working out with someone else, 347 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:39,323 and safer, too. 348 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,358 If I was going to benchpress 800 pounds, 349 00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:42,893 and it dropped on my throat, 350 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:44,328 you could pull it off me. 351 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,498 That would kill you whether I was here or not. 352 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,066 Oh, well, it's still much more fun. 353 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:52,035 Okay, let's toss the medicine ball around. 354 00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:53,703 Coming at ya! 355 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,439 Ugh! 356 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,741 How much medicine is in that thing? 357 00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:00,276 I should get going. 358 00:12:00,277 --> 00:12:02,011 I can't feel my arms. 359 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,246 Do you have to go? 360 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,448 Working out alone is yawnsville. 361 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:08,483 I can come back later, okay? 362 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,018 Okay. 363 00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:14,923 See ya! 364 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:19,228 Oh, hey, do you think you could lift 800 pounds? 365 00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:20,629 Hey, Crystal. 366 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,897 This is a silly question, but, um, 367 00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:25,966 you don't think I'm too... 368 00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,034 Mannish? 369 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:29,270 That is the first thing you go to? 370 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,471 Well, the second. 371 00:12:30,472 --> 00:12:32,440 You probably don't want to hear the first. 372 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:34,942 I am as lady-like as anyone. 373 00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:36,277 Really? 374 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,246 Which one of us had to leave early on Friday 375 00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:39,813 to catch an FUC fight? 376 00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,514 It's UFC. 377 00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:42,582 Hi, Joyce. 378 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,953 Uhuh, just reporting back, like you wanted. 379 00:12:45,954 --> 00:12:47,354 Stan, when you look at me, 380 00:12:47,355 --> 00:12:49,823 you're thinking, "all woman", right? 381 00:12:49,824 --> 00:12:51,959 Um... 382 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,460 Millie has more energy now. 383 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:55,229 Oh, good, so everything's back to normal? 384 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,330 Yeah, as normal as things get with Millie. 385 00:12:58,331 --> 00:13:00,466 You sound like you're hiding something. 386 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,768 Do I? 387 00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,302 I give that impression sometimes, I think, 388 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,271 to be honest, I'm told. 389 00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:06,973 That's something I need to work on, 390 00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:08,241 on myself, 391 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,309 but one thing at a time, so I'm off. 392 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,343 Okay. 393 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,178 Okay, bye! 394 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:15,247 Okay, Joyce seemed pretty happy 395 00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,581 that you were working out. 396 00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:20,218 Also, I think she was hitting on me, so... 397 00:13:20,219 --> 00:13:21,286 Explain. 398 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:23,188 Explain what? 399 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:25,090 It's more fun working out with other people, 400 00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:27,492 so I invited one or two of the other tenants over, 401 00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,794 and word got out somehow. 402 00:13:29,795 --> 00:13:30,727 Somehow. 403 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,029 You probably put up a poster. 404 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,864 I did no such thing. 405 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:38,135 Are you tired of working out in a sweaty corn dungeon? 406 00:13:38,136 --> 00:13:41,005 Well then, come to Millie's home gym! 407 00:13:41,006 --> 00:13:42,706 Did you use your bullhorn? 408 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:44,808 I can't remember. 409 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,456 This doesn't sit right with me. 410 00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:51,324 Why not? 411 00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,491 You're always telling me 412 00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:53,892 to expand my circle of friends 413 00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:56,095 and work on my social skills. 414 00:13:56,596 --> 00:13:57,229 [Smack] 415 00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:58,998 Atta boy, Bobby! 416 00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:01,166 Way to burn those glutes! 417 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,634 Nothing more social than a smack on the glutes. 418 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,836 Whoo! 419 00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:07,005 Thanks, Barb! Hit the stair climber. 420 00:14:07,006 --> 00:14:09,341 These people are taking advantage of your generousness. 421 00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:10,842 Oh, I don't think so. 422 00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:12,110 You got any more towels? 423 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:13,144 Fresh out of the dryer. 424 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,545 Good workout? 425 00:14:14,546 --> 00:14:16,247 Blast your delts? Shred your pecs? 426 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,114 Strafe your jibs? 427 00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:18,715 What's a jib? 428 00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:21,318 I don't know, I'm new here. 429 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,152 [Smack] 430 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,788 Okay, whoa! 431 00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:32,162 Hey, Joyce. Sorry I'm late. 432 00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:33,929 I was sick this morning. 433 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:36,199 Must have been something I... 434 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,600 Good morning. 435 00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:38,534 [Giggles] 436 00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:40,203 You look so pretty. 437 00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:41,704 So do you. 438 00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:43,139 This is weird. 439 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:44,374 What's happening, ladies? 440 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,775 And this is weirder. 441 00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:47,977 Crystal, I'm just test-driving a truck. 442 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:49,311 You wanna go for a spin? 443 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:51,179 On your way to Nascar, Buford? 444 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,247 You should talk. 445 00:14:52,248 --> 00:14:53,981 Just come back from picking pansies, Daisy? 446 00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:55,350 Speaking of pansies... 447 00:14:55,351 --> 00:14:57,084 Crystal, did you know that Joyce is part man? 448 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,320 So is Taylor. 449 00:14:58,321 --> 00:14:59,454 No need to argue. 450 00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:01,023 You're both right. 451 00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:03,558 Okay, so maybe there's some merit 452 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:04,893 to you improving your social what-have-yous, 453 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,727 but how are you going to live in here? 454 00:15:06,728 --> 00:15:07,828 I mean, you can't... 455 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,596 You know, there's no room for you to... 456 00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:11,265 You're gonna stub your toe, I guarantee that. 457 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,566 I'm gonna be fine. 458 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,635 I don't mind sharing my space with others. 459 00:15:14,636 --> 00:15:16,137 Mi casa es su— 460 00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:18,072 hey, get the hell out of my fridge! 461 00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,509 Who are all these people? 462 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,411 And why is there a waiting list for all the equipment? 463 00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:26,379 Well, you shouldn't be on a waiting list. 464 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,547 You're a founding member. 465 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:29,082 This was your idea? 466 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,150 No! 467 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:31,451 What idea? 468 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,285 Don't worry about it. 469 00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:33,953 I'll get you into a yoga class. 470 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:35,988 I've got a bit of pull around here. 471 00:15:35,989 --> 00:15:37,122 Hey, Joe, 472 00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,657 put Anna's name down for a class. 473 00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:39,624 Sorry. 474 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,093 It's already booked up. 475 00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:44,829 That's my book! 476 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,997 Crystal, can you cancel 477 00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:47,066 my appointment with Joyce for next week? 478 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,100 I'm going hunting. 479 00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:49,468 Oh, that's good, 480 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:50,235 'cause I was going to cancel anyway 481 00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:51,203 and bake cookies. 482 00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:52,204 I'd give you some, Taylor, 483 00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:54,872 but they'd probably end up on your thighs. 484 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:56,974 You know she changed the transmission in her car? 485 00:15:56,975 --> 00:15:59,710 I replaced the spark plugs, it's a small job, 486 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,011 and I don't think you could have handled it 487 00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,680 with your delicate hands. 488 00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:03,714 Cinderfella! 489 00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:04,415 Fancy boy! 490 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,783 All right, enough! 491 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:08,018 You two are acting like idiots. 492 00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:09,786 I have girlfriends who ride dirt bikes 493 00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:11,588 and guy friends who wear eyeliner. 494 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:16,659 Stop trying to hide who you are. 495 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,128 Now, if you'll excuse me, 496 00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,463 I had some bad Sushi, 497 00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:22,499 and I have to throw up again. 498 00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:13,390 Nobody cares! 499 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,901 You know, opening up a gym in my home 500 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,870 has got to be the stupidest idea 501 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:30,272 you've ever had. 502 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:31,807 That I ever... 503 00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:33,275 My idea was for you 504 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,710 to stop giving yourself shock therapy 505 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,412 with crappy TV gizmos. 506 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,680 At no point did I say open up a gym. 507 00:16:38,681 --> 00:16:41,316 Well, you didn't tell me not to open up a gym. 508 00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:44,519 I didn't tell you not to get a pet polar bear either. 509 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,287 Do not get a pet polar bear. 510 00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,956 It doesn't matter whose fault it is. 511 00:16:48,957 --> 00:16:50,825 The important thing is... 512 00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:53,094 is that you found a solution. 513 00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:55,930 Yes? 514 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,397 Hi, I'm Stan Dirko. 515 00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:58,865 We've met once before. 516 00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,066 I work with Millie Upton? 517 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,801 Your next door neighbour— 518 00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:02,702 Get to the point. 519 00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:06,972 Hey... 520 00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,442 Hey. 521 00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:11,478 Crystal made some good points out there. 522 00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:12,946 Yeah, I... 523 00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:14,947 I think we were both being kind of silly. 524 00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:16,349 Anyway, I felt bad, 525 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,651 so I went out and got you something. 526 00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:20,886 That is very sweet. 527 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,755 I got something for you as well. 528 00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,823 I had Crystal pick something up. 529 00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:26,192 Typical male. 530 00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:28,494 [Laughs] 531 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:34,299 Oh, it's a gift certificate to a spa. 532 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,501 And you got me a... 533 00:17:36,502 --> 00:17:38,002 Oh, it's a 7-in-1 tool 534 00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:39,538 so you can fix stuff. 535 00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:41,739 Oh. 536 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,074 Huh... 537 00:17:50,882 --> 00:17:53,083 Were you born in a laundromat? 538 00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,820 [Clearing throat] 539 00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,790 Oh, great. 540 00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,957 Lewis. 541 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:04,026 Oh, great, Lewis! 542 00:18:04,027 --> 00:18:05,795 Oh! 543 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:07,163 No! 544 00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:09,065 It's Lewis, 545 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:13,736 our Condo Strata council guy is here to shut us down. 546 00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:16,839 Well, go ahead, you heartless corporate 547 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,374 stick in the mud. 548 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,710 [Quietly]: No offense. 549 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,978 You nasty, 550 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,047 soul-sucking shrew! 551 00:18:26,048 --> 00:18:29,384 [Quietly]: I really appreciate this. 552 00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:34,322 Shut us down, you fun-sucking weasel! 553 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,423 Actually, 554 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,525 there's nothing in the Strata rules 555 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,227 about fitness equipment in your condo, 556 00:18:39,228 --> 00:18:41,529 so... 557 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,063 Enjoy. 558 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,435 Oh... now what? 559 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:50,370 Just politely tell these people they have to leave, 560 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:51,804 I can't do that. 561 00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,440 I'd be like the nerd at the house party. 562 00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:54,708 They're my friends. 563 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,777 Hey, Mary, you're out of protein powder. 564 00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:59,346 See? 565 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,181 That one almost knew my name, doc. 566 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,416 I can't do this. 567 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,351 We have to think of something else. 568 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,918 I'm going to hit the showers. 569 00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:09,921 [Yelps] 570 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:10,756 Ah! 571 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,725 [Screaming] 572 00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:19,331 [Gasping in fright] 573 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,367 Okay, that's it! 574 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,636 Everybody hit the bricks! 575 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:27,004 Take your hairy, freeloading glutes 576 00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:29,340 out of my house! 577 00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:32,810 And by the way, some of you smell like corn, 578 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:36,180 and you know who you are!! 579 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:39,890 So I guess you're off then? 580 00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:43,042 Yeah, it's just... 581 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,110 You know, for a while. 582 00:19:45,111 --> 00:19:47,613 Take a break, think about things, 583 00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:49,315 maybe backpack through Europe. 584 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:51,250 It'll be good. 585 00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:54,320 I know it will. 586 00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:55,420 I bought you a gift. 587 00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:57,522 [Chuckles in delight] 588 00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:59,892 Tallo #10? 589 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:02,211 Thank you. 590 00:20:02,212 --> 00:20:04,045 I didn't get you anything. 591 00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:05,880 I bought myself something nice. 592 00:20:05,881 --> 00:20:07,516 The receipt's on your desk. 593 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,502 You know, if you need anything, 594 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,903 anything at all, I'm here. 595 00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:14,872 I know. 596 00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,685 You're still gonna keep the equipment, right? 597 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,288 I can still come around and work out with you. 598 00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:32,322 Damn straight. 599 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:35,092 I'm never gonna give this equipment up. 600 00:20:35,093 --> 00:20:36,793 Come and spot me on the bench. 601 00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:38,061 [Crunch, she yelps] 602 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,297 French frigate! 603 00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:41,331 My toe! 604 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:42,431 I told her that would happen. 605 00:20:42,432 --> 00:20:45,801 Get this stuff out of here! 606 00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,503 [Millie reads]: " And when all the other Grumpaloos 607 00:20:47,504 --> 00:20:51,140 "saw how many fun and fancy toys Missy Grumpaloo had, 608 00:20:51,141 --> 00:20:54,377 "they suddenly wanted to be her friends. 609 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,880 "Missy let them play, because sharing is good, 610 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,015 "but soon, none of the Grumpaloos 611 00:21:00,016 --> 00:21:02,350 "would share Missy's own toys with her. 612 00:21:02,351 --> 00:21:06,221 "So she pelted them with stinky cobs of rotten corn 613 00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:09,357 "until they ran away and left her alone. 614 00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,926 "Because being a putz and a pushover 615 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:15,295 isn't really Missy's style." 616 00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:25,298 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com