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♪ ♪
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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five...
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...Four, three...
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...Two, one.
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And we're out of business.
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Good news. We're
back in business.
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We've been hired
to deliver an envelope.
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It's crunch time.
Let's do this.
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It's for you, Professor.
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Great delivery, everyone.
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You're the finest crew I've
had the honor to work with.
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Oh, my.
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We're being foreclosed upon.
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You're all terrible
and incompetent.
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I resent that.
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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.
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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.
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We just need...
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$11 million.
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And... boned.
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Oh, I suppose there's nothing
left to do but move out.
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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch
for our new lives
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under the bridge,
while us men reminisce
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and smoke some stogies.
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We are not packing lunches,
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you walking beer commercials.
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It was you men who drove this
company into the ground.
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Remember Fry's idea to
offer free delivery?
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It got us a lot of customers.
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We're a delivery company.
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If you want
to save this company,
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you should listen
to a woman's idea for once.
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Okay. What do you got?
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An airline.
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Yeah! What?
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We should become
a commercial airline.
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I mean, we've got a ship,
and teleporters
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won't be invented
for another 15 years,
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according to that guy
from the future.
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Wow. That's actually
a really good idea,
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- for a woman.
- Fuff.
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What else you ladies got?
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Girls of planet express calendar.
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Girlie calendar?
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Great idea, Amy.
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Okay, then.
Leela, Amy,
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come to work topless tomorrow.
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Forget it. I promised myself
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I wouldn't pose naked
until I was married.
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Sorry. It's in your contract.
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"All female employees must
pose nude if requested."
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That's discriminatory.
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No, it's in all our contracts.
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Here's mine.
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"All female employees
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must pose nude if requested."
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Sounds fair.
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Totally on the up-and-up.
Nice work, Hermes.
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Now that's what I call
fine print.
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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar
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with only two female employees.
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Hmm...
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Oh, husband.
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I'm so excited
about this new job.
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And it's excited
about you, Labarbara.
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First order of business
is to put on your uniform
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and take your ID photo.
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Look, I agree
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it'd make spacewalking
more comfortable.
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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little...
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Unsavory.
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Over.
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Time is money, peaches.
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Now shut your com-link and
make love to the camera.
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And remember, I'm the camera.
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♪ ♪
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Stop actually washing
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and play with the sponges.
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But the ship is dirty.
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Eh, whatever.
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I ran out of film an hour ago.
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No, no, this won't do.
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A three month calendar?
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What is this, mercury?
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I told you it wouldn't work.
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Well, you should have
talked louder.
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Fortunately, I came up with
a brilliant idea
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to save Planet Express.
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We'll turn it into a
commercial airline.
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But that was my idea.
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Then you should have
talked louder. What?
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There. It was hard work,
but it beats posing
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in demeaning, skimpy
modeling outfits.
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Ladies, here are your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.
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Beep. Beep.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
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Sorry, ma'am,
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I'll have to confiscate
your artificial kneecap.
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Okay, here you go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is plane's
president speaking.
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We are cleared for takeoff.
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You put goofus and ganja
in charge?
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I'm the only
trained pilot here.
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Oh, please, Leela.
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Who ever heard of a plane
with a woman president?
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Welcome to plan am
flight one to acapulsar.
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The local time on acapulsar
is five years from now.
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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back in time,
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do not kill your parents.
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If you are traveling
with small children,
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help them not to kill you
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before not killing
your own parents.
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Now please turn off
all electronic devices.
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Uh, preparing for takeoff.
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I'll kill you, my friend!
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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.
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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.
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Hiya, hiya, hiya.
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So what's the deal
with airline food, hmm?
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They offer you two choices,
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but they're always out of one.
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By the way,
we're out of both choices.
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Shut up and put on four episodes
of The Office.
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Ooh, your hands are warm.
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For a robot.
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Thanks, baby.
I don't know
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what you're doing back
here in the galley,
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'cause you got a
first class seat.
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Captain, we were supposed
to land two days ago.
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Is everything... hey!
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Are we at the fair yet, mommy?
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We're not at the any place.
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And we're out of fuel.
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Attention, passengers.
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Please remain seated until the
plane comes to a complete crash.
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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.
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Flight attendant's log:
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We've crash near a river of mercury
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on a lifeless mineral world.
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Supplies are low, cannibalism
imminent, radio busted.
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Our one hope is to
form a society.
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Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.
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The womenfolk can cook
what we catch.
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No one put you
in charge, husband.
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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.
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Roller derby is not a society.
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Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.
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All in favor of the
jamocha thunderclap?
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That would be me.
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Practically no one.
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All in favor of me?
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Eight to eight.
It's a tie.
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We can't trust a woman's math.
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Count again.
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Greetings, soft ones.
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Who among you is your leader?
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- He is.
- She is.
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Curious.
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You are a diarchic society?
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Um... maybe.
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Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.
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Leader? Fat man, you
couldn't even run a bath.
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Well, you sure can run
something-- your mouth!
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Silence.
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Even a young pebble could see
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your race is divided
based on the configuration
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of your 23rd chromosome.
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What?
You mean along gender lines?
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Gender?
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Yeahs.
You knows guyses, galses,
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in that order. Ows.
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I am not familiar
with this concept of gender.
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My species has only a single
gender, known as neuchacho.
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Interesting. Come on, men.
Let's kill him.
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Your genders differ
in many ways.
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But, as with all things
that are different,
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chocolate and vanilla,
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Mac and PC,
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one is always clearly better.
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Chocolate, Mac, men.
The end.
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Well, I've got nothing to do for
the next eight million years.
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Therefore, I will administer
a series of tests
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to determine
the superior gender.
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Who can drink the most sulfur?
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Test inconclusive.
Test number two:
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Who can drink the most arsenic?
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Just ask us some
damn questions.
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Very well. Which is larger,
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an Italian size four or
an American apparel medium?
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How many calories are
in a small green tea yogurt?
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Name any 12
of the desperate housewives.
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How was your day?
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Test complete.
What is the score?
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Uh... men five, women less.
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Hey. He's lying.
Obviously.
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That was a test
to see who could lie better.
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The men win that round.
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In your face,
decumbent urinators.
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So far, I have learned nothing.
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But that's probably
as much my fault as yours.
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The time has come
for the final test.
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We usually call it
the lightning round.
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As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.
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It's nice.
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Too hot.
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Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?
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Tomorrow morning,
this planet makes
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its closest pass to the sun.
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You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals
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unless you somehow can cross
the great alkali plains
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and reach shelter in
the cave of harmony.
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That sounds hard.
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Whichever gender
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reaches the cave will survive.
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And may the inferior gender
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burst into something.
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Flames, I guess.
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Uh-oh.
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I think we're walking
in circles.
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I recognize the pattern
of striations
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on that gypsum formation.
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Also my shoe that fell off.
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Oh, God.
We're all gonna die in agony.
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Howdy there.
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You fellas need
some directions?
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No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.
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Keep it up, sistren.
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Only a few more Miles
to the cave.
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Let's just buckle down and...
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Oh, look!
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A clearance sale!
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What?! Where?
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I believe that sale was just a mirage.
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Now we're gonna die
without so much
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as a factory-second clutch
purse to show for it.
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It would have been nice
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to shop at Tommy hilfiger
one last time.
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It wasn't Tommy hilfijigger.
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It was linens 'n things!
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The hell it was.
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It was a juicy couture.
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I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.
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We can't make it tonight.
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We'll set up camp here
by this shoe.
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Oh, gentlemen,
when that sun rises
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in the morning, we're toast.
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These are
our last moments together.
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So if one's got
any good fart jokes,
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now would be the time.
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It's a shmundred degrees,
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and all we have to drink
are non-diet sodas.
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It's gonna ruin my figure.
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It, I forgot
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that amana here
is a refrigerator.
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If we could supercharge her
freon with a gas compressor,
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we might survive the heat
and make to the cave.
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Hey, yeah!
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But the only gas compressor
on this planet
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is inside bender's ass.
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Was that a fart joke?
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Because I don't
find those amusing.
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No one does.
265
00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,900
Nevertheless,
bender's gas blaster
266
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,510
may be our only hope.
267
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,390
Wife?
268
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,760
What are you doing
with bender's
269
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,890
shiny metal gas compressor?
270
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,490
None of your bizmarkie.
271
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,060
Wait a second.
272
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,900
What's that doo-wah
in your ditty bag?
273
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,300
Uh, uh...
274
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,970
Okay, so we were hot.
275
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,900
I stole amana's freon coil
276
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,000
so we could hook it up to
bender's ass and build a cooler.
277
00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,340
You are no better than me,
278
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,240
you shifty tree skink.
279
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,940
How do you live with yourself?
280
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,610
Damn it, woman, you're
making me highly selassie!
281
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,680
Oh, don't you talk
to me that way,
282
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,050
you big, hairy Belafonte.
283
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,600
Oh, you're cookin me back bacon.
284
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,370
Thank you, woman.
285
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:28,500
That's not back-bacon!
286
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,470
That's your back bakin'!
287
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,900
Oh no! We overslept!
288
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,640
The Mercury river is boiling.
289
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,810
Can't breathe...
290
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,810
Lungs burning...
291
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,790
My lucky shoe!
292
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,760
Good-bye cruel me.
293
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,140
I learned that from a movie.
294
00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:18,820
I find both genders
supremely disappointing.
295
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:22,090
The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test
296
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,960
was to teach you
to work together.
297
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,690
But you couldn't.
298
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,890
Thanks to you, I lost my
bet with the borax kid.
299
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,500
Never bet against me being stupid.
Enough.
300
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,830
Your gender differences have
kept you from achieving harmony.
301
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,170
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.
302
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,480
Wait, why didn't that hurt?
303
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,850
My wingwang's gone!
304
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,480
My girls!
305
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,580
My antennae!
306
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:51,580
My kajigger!
307
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:52,950
My gonopores!
308
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,450
Look it up.
309
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,760
I have freed you from
the tyranny of gender.
310
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,300
Now go in peace.
311
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,900
Or actually, stay here.
312
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,000
I'll go in peace.
313
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,170
Good news, neuchachos.
314
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,310
The ship is nearly repaired.
315
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:21,250
Work goes fasters withouts no
secondary sex characteristicses
316
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,180
at which to hoot.
317
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,920
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher cross songs?
318
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,690
Look, associates, I made a
hammock from our clothing.
319
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,190
How industrious.
320
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,160
Do you mind if we
sleep with you?
321
00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,230
I have no opinion.
322
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:42,070
Well, good night.
323
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,770
Everyone got along so well today.
324
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,610
Yes, this place is like
a neutered utopia.
325
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,240
A neutopia.
326
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:56,680
I enjoy humor where
no one gets hurt.
327
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,750
Your companionship
is inoffensive, Hermes.
328
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,020
Likewise.
329
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,790
Really, what are we missing out on by not
having sex right now?
330
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,920
Well...
331
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,630
Give us back our genitals!
332
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,000
Is that you, borax kid?
333
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,170
I've got your 50 bucks.
334
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,700
Oh, it's you.
335
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,370
Why do you want your genders?
336
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,100
You seem happier without them.
337
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,940
Being human isn't just
about being happy.
338
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,910
It's about loving,
and fighting,
339
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:28,250
and that rasta mcnasty
we were doing last night.
340
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,750
We want that back.
341
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,180
Very well.
342
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,050
Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson--
343
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,190
or something.
344
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,460
Now what?
345
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:44,900
I have decided, after little
thought, to return your genders.
346
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,810
Not cool, bro!
347
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,710
Our genders are all reversed.
348
00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:58,640
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,
349
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,180
you stupid whatchacallit!
350
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,280
Okay, stop yelling at me.
351
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,980
It was an innocent mistake.
352
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,020
Allow me to rectify it.
353
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,630
I got your distress call and
came as quickly as I wanted to.
354
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,030
No need to thank me.
355
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,700
What's your problem, homes?
356
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,670
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!
357
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,770
Chill out, dude.
358
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,940
Well, hello from the neck down.
359
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,940
Thank you for your patronage.
360
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,640
We know you have a choice
in airlines,
361
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,080
and you made the wrong one.
362
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,210
No refunds.
363
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,320
Aren't we going to cuddle?
364
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,260
Woman, I'm tired.
365
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,960
I'm sorry.
366
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,900
It's just...
I need my sleep.
367
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,330
I gotta get up five times
a night to Xbox.
368
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,930
I understand.
369
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,070
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.
370
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,740
For example, did you know there
are more than two feelings?
371
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,840
I only need one feeling--
love for you, wifey-man.
372
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,980
Ooh, your manwich!
373
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,260
No wonder it's such
a mess in there.
374
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,960
These bad boys are hard to aim.
375
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,830
I hate being a man.
376
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,230
I smell bad, my face
is scratchy,
377
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,700
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.
378
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,730
Crappin' a.
379
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,770
Still, I'm sure the women are
having an even harder time.
380
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,310
O.M.G.!
381
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,740
Being chicks is so much fun.
382
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:41,210
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh and buy me stuff.
383
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,110
Ugh. What a skank.
384
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,680
Anyway, planet express
is still facing foreclosure.
385
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,650
There's no way
we can raise enough money
386
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,950
to save this company.
387
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,320
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?
388
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,860
Well, that won't work, remember?
389
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:56,130
We only have three women
on staff...
390
00:18:56,190 --> 00:19:00,330
"All female employees must
pose nude if requested."
391
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,030
And it is requested.
392
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,400
Let's just hope we can sell
393
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:34,370
enough of these calendars
by tomorrow.
394
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,370
We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!
395
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,310
Thank God most of our fans
are huge perverts.
396
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,420
Who are you, stranger?
397
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,320
Well, madam,
folks call me the borax kid.
398
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:01,160
My friend,
399
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,760
the other rock alien,
400
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,430
died without setting
your genitals to right.
401
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,230
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.
402
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,570
Huh?
403
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,310
My girls are back!
404
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:20,240
Ow!
405
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,710
Yay!
406
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:26,420
So what did you like better, my
love being a man or a woman?
407
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,120
I don't care what parts I have,
408
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,260
as long as they
interlock with yours.
409
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,390
Ah, marriage.
410
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,130
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,
411
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,030
with the occasional sex
of being not.
412
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:44,370
Well, I best mosey
on down to the landing.
413
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,400
Sounds like the feldspar queen
is about to set sail.
414
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:49,670
You folks watch
your genitals now.
415
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,280
And that's that.
416
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,519
What I miss?
417
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,590
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