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♪ ♪
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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five...
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...Four, three...
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...Two, one.
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And we're out of business.
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Good news. We're
back in business.
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We've been hired
to deliver an envelope.
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It's crunch time.
Let's do this.
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(Groans)
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It's for you, Professor.
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Great delivery, everyone.
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You're the finest crew I've
had the honor to work with.
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Oh, my.
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We're being foreclosed upon.
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You're all terrible
and incompetent.
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I resent that.
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(Yells)
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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.
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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.
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We just need...
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$11 million.
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And... boned.
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Oh, I suppose there's nothing
left to do but move out.
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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch
for our new lives
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under the bridge,
while us men reminisce
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and smoke some stogies.
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We are not packing lunches,
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you walking beer commercials.
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It was you men who drove this
company into the ground.
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Remember Fry's idea to
offer free delivery?
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It got us a lot of customers.
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We're a delivery company.
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If you want
to save this company,
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you should listen
to a woman's idea for once.
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Okay. What do you got?
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An airline.
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Yeah! What?
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We should become
a commercial airline.
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I mean, we've got a ship,
and teleporters
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won't be invented
for another 15 years,
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according to that guy
from the future.
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Wow. That's actually
a really good idea,
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for a woman.
Professor: Fuff.
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What else you ladies got?
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(Falsetto):
Girls of planet express calendar.
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Fry:
Girlie calendar?
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Great idea, Amy.
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Okay, then.
Leela, Amy,
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come to work topless tomorrow.
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Forget it. I promised myself
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I wouldn't pose naked
until I was married.
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Sorry. It's in your contract.
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"All female employees must
pose nude if requested."
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That's discriminatory.
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No, it's in all our contracts.
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Here's mine.
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"All female employees
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must pose nude if requested."
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Sounds fair.
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Totally on the up-and-up.
Nice work, Hermes.
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Now that's what I call
fine print.
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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar
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with only two female employees.
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Hmm...
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Oh, husband.
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I'm so excited
about this new job.
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And it's excited
about you, Labarbara.
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First order of business
is to put on your uniform
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and take your ID photo.
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(Through com-link):
Look, I agree
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it'd make spacewalking
more comfortable.
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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little...
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Unsavory.
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Over.
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Time is money, peaches.
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Now shut your com-link and
make love to the camera.
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And remember, I'm the camera.
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♪ ♪
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Stop actually washing
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and play with the sponges.
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But the ship is dirty.
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Eh, whatever.
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I ran out of film an hour ago.
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Professor:
No, no, this won't do.
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A three month calendar?
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What is this, mercury?
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I told you it wouldn't work.
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Well, you should have
talked louder.
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Fortunately, I came up with
a brilliant idea
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to save Planet Express.
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We'll turn it into a
commercial airline.
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But that was my idea.
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Then you should have
talked louder. What?
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(Power tools whirring)
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There. It was hard work,
but it beats posing
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in demeaning, skimpy
modeling outfits.
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Ladies, here are your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.
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(Women groaning)
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Beep. Beep.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
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Sorry, ma'am,
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I'll have to confiscate
your artificial kneecap.
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Okay, here you go.
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(Groans)
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Fry (Over speaker):
Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is plane's
president speaking.
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We are cleared for takeoff.
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You put goofus and ganja
in charge?
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I'm the only
trained pilot here.
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Oh, please, Leela.
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Who ever heard of a plane
with a woman president?
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Welcome to plan am
flight one to acapulsar.
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The local time on acapulsar
is five years from now.
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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back in time,
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do not kill your parents.
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If you are traveling
with small children,
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help them not to kill you
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before not killing
your own parents.
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Now please turn off
all electronic devices.
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(Power winds down)
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Uh, preparing for takeoff.
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I'll kill you, my friend!
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(Shouts)
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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.
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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.
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Hiya, hiya, hiya.
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So what's the deal
with airline food, hmm?
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They offer you two choices,
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but they're always out of one.
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By the way,
we're out of both choices.
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(Passengers grumbling)
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Shut up and put on four episodes
of The Office.
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Refrigerator:
Ooh, your hands are warm.
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For a robot.
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Thanks, baby.
I don't know
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what you're doing back
here in the galley,
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'cause you got a
first class seat.
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(Both chuckling and moaning)
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Captain, we were supposed
to land two days ago.
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Is everything... hey!
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(Gasps)
Are we at the fair yet, mommy?
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We're not at the any place.
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And we're out of fuel.
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(Sputtering)
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Attention, passengers.
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Please remain seated until the
plane comes to a complete crash.
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(All screaming)
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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.
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Flight attendant's log:
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We've crash near a river of mercury
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on a lifeless mineral world.
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Supplies are low, cannibalism
imminent, radio busted.
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Our one hope is to
form a society.
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Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.
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The womenfolk can cook
what we catch.
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(Men cheering)
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No one put you
in charge, husband.
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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.
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Roller derby is not a society.
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Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.
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All in favor of the
jamocha thunderclap?
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That would be me.
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(Women cheering)
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Practically no one.
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All in favor of me?
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(Men cheering)
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Eight to eight.
It's a tie.
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We can't trust a woman's math.
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Count again.
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(All bickering indistinctly)
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Greetings, soft ones.
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Who among you is your leader?
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Men: He is.
Women: She is.
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Curious.
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You are a diarchic society?
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Um... maybe.
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Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.
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Leader? Fat man, you
couldn't even run a bath.
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Well, you sure can run
something-- your mouth!
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(All bickering indistinctly)
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Silence.
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Even a young pebble could see
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your race is divided
based on the configuration
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of your 23rd chromosome.
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What?
You mean along gender lines?
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Gender?
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Yeahs.
You knows guyses, galses,
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in that order. Ows.
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I am not familiar
with this concept of gender.
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My species has only a single
gender, known as neuchacho.
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Interesting. Come on, men.
Let's kill him.
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(Men murmuring in agreement)
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(Men groaning)
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Your genders differ
in many ways.
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But, as with all things
that are different,
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chocolate and vanilla,
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Mac and PC,
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one is always clearly better.
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Chocolate, Mac, men.
The end.
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Well, I've got nothing to do for
the next eight million years.
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Therefore, I will administer
a series of tests
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to determine
the superior gender.
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Test number one:
Who can drink the most sulfur?
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(Croaking gasps)
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Test inconclusive.
Test number two:
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Who can drink the most arsenic?
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Just ask us some
damn questions.
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Very well. Which is larger,
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an Italian size four or
an American apparel medium?
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How many calories are
in a small green tea yogurt?
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Name any 12
of the desperate housewives.
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How was your day?
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(Women cheering)
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Test complete.
What is the score?
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Uh... men five, women less.
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Hey. He's lying.
Obviously.
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That was a test
to see who could lie better.
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The men win that round.
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(Men cheering)
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In your face,
decumbent urinators.
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(Bickering indistinctly)
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So far, I have learned nothing.
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But that's probably
as much my fault as yours.
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The time has come
for the final test.
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We usually call it
the lightning round.
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As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.
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(Murmuring)
It's nice.
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(Men complaining)
Too hot.
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Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?
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Tomorrow morning,
this planet makes
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its closest pass to the sun.
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You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals
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unless you somehow can cross
the great alkali plains
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and reach shelter in
the cave of harmony.
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That sounds hard.
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Whichever gender
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reaches the cave will survive.
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And may the inferior gender
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burst into something.
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Flames, I guess.
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Uh-oh.
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I think we're walking
in circles.
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I recognize the pattern
of striations
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on that gypsum formation.
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Also my shoe that fell off.
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Oh, God.
We're all gonna die in agony.
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Howdy there.
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You fellas need
some directions?
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No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.
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(Panting)
Keep it up, sistren.
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Only a few more Miles
to the cave.
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Let's just buckle down and...
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Oh, look!
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A clearance sale!
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What?! Where?
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(Women shouting excitedly)
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(Crickets chirping)
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Labarbara:
I believe that sale was just a mirage.
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Now we're gonna die
without so much
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as a factory-second clutch
purse to show for it.
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(Sighs)
It would have been nice
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to shop at Tommy hilfiger
one last time.
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It wasn't Tommy hilfijigger.
265
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,480
It was linens 'n things!
266
00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,090
The hell it was.
267
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,890
It was a juicy couture.
268
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,790
I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.
269
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,890
We can't make it tonight.
270
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,700
We'll set up camp here
by this shoe.
271
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,270
Oh, gentlemen,
when that sun rises
272
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,630
in the morning, we're toast.
273
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,870
These are
our last moments together.
274
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:56,770
So if one's got
any good fart jokes,
275
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,880
now would be the time.
276
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,110
(Groans)
277
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,680
It's a shmundred degrees,
278
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,580
and all we have to drink
are non-diet sodas.
279
00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:05,850
(All grumbling)
280
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:06,920
It's gonna ruin my figure.
281
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,380
It, I forgot
282
00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,090
that amana here
is a refrigerator.
283
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,960
If we could supercharge her
freon with a gas compressor,
284
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,660
we might survive the heat
and make to the cave.
285
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,090
Hey, yeah!
286
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,330
But the only gas compressor
on this planet
287
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400
is inside bender's ass.
288
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:22,770
Was that a fart joke?
289
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,500
Because I don't
find those amusing.
290
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:25,900
No one does.
291
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,100
Nevertheless,
bender's gas blaster
292
00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,710
may be our only hope.
293
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,940
(All snoring)
294
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,090
(Gasps)
295
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,590
(Gasps)
Wife?
296
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,960
What are you doing
with bender's
297
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,090
shiny metal gas compressor?
298
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,690
None of your bizmarkie.
299
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,260
Wait a second.
300
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,100
What's that doo-wah
in your ditty bag?
301
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,500
Uh, uh...
302
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:56,170
Okay, so we were hot.
303
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:58,100
I stole amana's freon coil
304
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,200
so we could hook it up to
bender's ass and build a cooler.
305
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,540
(Gasps)
You are no better than me,
306
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,440
you shifty tree skink.
307
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,140
How do you live with yourself?
308
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,810
Damn it, woman, you're
making me highly selassie!
309
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,880
Oh, don't you talk
to me that way,
310
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,250
you big, hairy Belafonte.
311
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:17,850
(Both moaning)
312
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,360
(Snoring)
313
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,500
(Sniffs)
314
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,800
(Sizzling)
Oh, you're cookin me back bacon.
315
00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,570
Thank you, woman.
316
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,700
Labarbara (Gasps):
That's not back-bacon!
317
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,670
That's your back bakin'!
318
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,100
Oh no! We overslept!
319
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,510
(Liquid bubbling)
320
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,840
The Mercury river is boiling.
321
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,380
(All coughing)
322
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,010
Can't breathe...
323
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,010
Lungs burning...
324
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,820
(Screaming)
325
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:52,990
My lucky shoe!
326
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,960
Good-bye cruel me.
327
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,000
(All gasping)
328
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,340
I learned that from a movie.
329
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,340
(All gasping)
330
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,080
(Rumbling)
331
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:21,020
I find both genders
supremely disappointing.
332
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:24,290
The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test
333
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,160
was to teach you
to work together.
334
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,890
But you couldn't.
335
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,090
Thanks to you, I lost my
bet with the borax kid.
336
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,700
Never bet against me being stupid.
Enough.
337
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,030
Your gender differences have
kept you from achieving harmony.
338
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,370
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.
339
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,470
(Yelling)
340
00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:46,680
Wait, why didn't that hurt?
341
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:50,050
(Shrieks)
My wingwang's gone!
342
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,680
My girls!
343
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,780
My antennae!
344
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,780
My kajigger!
345
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,150
My gonopores!
346
00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,650
Look it up.
347
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,960
I have freed you from
the tyranny of gender.
348
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,500
Now go in peace.
349
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,100
Or actually, stay here.
350
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,200
I'll go in peace.
351
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,370
Good news, neuchachos.
352
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,510
The ship is nearly repaired.
353
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:25,450
Work goes fasters withouts no
secondary sex characteristicses
354
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,380
at which to hoot.
355
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:30,120
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher cross songs?
356
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,990
(All agreeing)
357
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,890
Look, associates, I made a
hammock from our clothing.
358
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,390
How industrious.
359
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,360
Do you mind if we
sleep with you?
360
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:41,430
I have no opinion.
361
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,270
Well, good night.
362
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,970
(Snoring)
363
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,970
Hermes:
Everyone got along so well today.
364
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,810
Yes, this place is like
a neutered utopia.
365
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,440
A neutopia.
366
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,880
I enjoy humor where
no one gets hurt.
367
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,950
Your companionship
is inoffensive, Hermes.
368
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,220
Likewise.
369
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,990
Really, what are we missing out on by not
having sex right now?
370
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,120
Well...
371
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,830
Give us back our genitals!
372
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,200
Is that you, borax kid?
373
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,370
I've got your 50 bucks.
374
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,900
Oh, it's you.
375
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,570
Why do you want your genders?
376
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,300
You seem happier without them.
377
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:27,140
Being human isn't just
about being happy.
378
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,110
It's about loving,
and fighting,
379
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,450
and that rasta mcnasty
we were doing last night.
380
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,950
We want that back.
381
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,380
Very well.
382
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,250
Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson--
383
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,390
or something.
384
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,660
Bender:
Now what?
385
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:49,100
I have decided, after little
thought, to return your genders.
386
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,270
(Yelling)
387
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,770
(Groans)
388
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,010
Not cool, bro!
389
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,910
Our genders are all reversed.
390
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,840
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,
391
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,380
you stupid whatchacallit!
392
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,810
(Angry yelling)
393
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,480
Okay, stop yelling at me.
394
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,180
It was an innocent mistake.
395
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,220
Allow me to rectify it.
396
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:20,830
I got your distress call and
came as quickly as I wanted to.
397
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,230
No need to thank me.
398
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,900
What's your problem, homes?
399
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,870
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!
400
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,970
Chill out, dude.
401
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,140
Well, hello from the neck down.
402
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,270
(Girlish giggle)
403
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,140
Thank you for your patronage.
404
00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,840
We know you have a choice
in airlines,
405
00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:39,280
and you made the wrong one.
406
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,410
No refunds.
407
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:50,520
Aren't we going to cuddle?
408
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,460
Woman, I'm tired.
409
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,160
I'm sorry.
410
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,100
It's just...
I need my sleep.
411
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,530
I gotta get up five times
a night to Xbox.
412
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,130
I understand.
413
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,270
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.
414
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,940
For example, did you know there
are more than two feelings?
415
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:09,040
I only need one feeling--
love for you, wifey-man.
416
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,180
Ooh, your manwich!
417
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,420
(Zipper zipping)
418
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,460
No wonder it's such
a mess in there.
419
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,160
These bad boys are hard to aim.
420
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,030
I hate being a man.
421
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,430
I smell bad, my face
is scratchy,
422
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,900
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.
423
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,930
Crappin' a.
424
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,970
Still, I'm sure the women are
having an even harder time.
425
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,970
(Laughing)
426
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,510
O.M.G.!
427
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,940
Being chicks is so much fun.
428
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:45,410
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh and buy me stuff.
429
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,310
Ugh. What a skank.
430
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,880
Anyway, planet express
is still facing foreclosure.
431
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,850
There's no way
we can raise enough money
432
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,150
to save this company.
433
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,520
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?
434
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,060
Fry:
Well, that won't work, remember?
435
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,330
We only have three women
on staff... (Gasps)
436
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:04,530
"All female employees must
pose nude if requested."
437
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,230
And it is requested.
438
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,600
Let's just hope we can sell
439
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,570
enough of these calendars
by tomorrow.
440
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,570
Professor: We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!
441
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,340
(Cheering)
442
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,510
Thank God most of our fans
are huge perverts.
443
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:47,840
(Rumbling)
444
00:19:57,350 --> 00:20:00,090
(All gasping)
445
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,620
Who are you, stranger?
446
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,520
Well, madam,
folks call me the borax kid.
447
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:05,360
My friend,
448
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:06,960
the other rock alien,
449
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,630
died without setting
your genitals to right.
450
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,430
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.
451
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,770
All:
Huh?
452
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:20,040
(Excited chatter)
453
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:21,510
My girls are back!
454
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,440
Ow!
455
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,910
Yay!
456
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:30,620
So what did you like better, my
love being a man or a woman?
457
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,320
I don't care what parts I have,
458
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:35,460
as long as they
interlock with yours.
459
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,590
Ah, marriage.
460
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:41,330
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,
461
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,230
with the occasional sex
of being not.
462
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,300
(Steamboat whistle blowing)
463
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,570
Well, I best mosey
on down to the landing.
464
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,600
Sounds like the feldspar queen
is about to set sail.
465
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:53,870
You folks watch
your genitals now.
466
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,780
(Rumbling)
467
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,480
And that's that.
468
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,710
What I miss?
469
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,510
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