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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ ♪
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So there it is, people.
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Due to budget cutbacks,
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we will no longer be offering
free squid guts in the kitchen.
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(Sobbing)
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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Everyone, look
at my latest invention!
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Okay.
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I like how it's not
killing us so far.
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It takes any object
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and makes two smaller copies.
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Ooh! All right!
Why?
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You see, as I age,
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I've been shrinking
and feeling colder.
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So I now need twice
as many sweaters,
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in a smaller size.
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First I scan the old sweater.
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Then we add some matter.
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Any old useless matter will do.
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(Buzzing)
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Now the matter prism
reorganizes the raw material
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into two smaller copies.
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(Bell dings)
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So that's
where baby sweaters come from.
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(Theme music plays on tv)
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Narrator:
Enclosed as a pdf attachment:
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A picture of yourself,
in a boat, on a river.
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It's a river that flows
in two directions.
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Make that three.
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It's a magic river, that's how.
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And it's flowing down
the eerie canal to...
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The scary door.
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That's "eerie" with two e's.
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Consider,
if you have the energy,
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Dr. Daniel zenus, an inventor
with a terminal case
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of "the lazies."
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This robot
will do everything for me.
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Robot, activate yourself
and do my research.
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(Whirring, footfalls crashing)
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Ah...
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Next,
assume my social obligations.
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(Footfalls crashing)
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(Ticking)
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Dr. zenus,
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for a lifetime of
scientific achievement,
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we present this award to...
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Your robot.
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Daddy, I love you.
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(Sobbing)
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If only I'd programmed the robot
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to be more careful
what I wished for.
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Robot, experience
this tragic irony for me.
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No!
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Ah...
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Ah...
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Man, I wish we had
a robot to do stuff.
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I know, right?
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(Door opens)
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Bender, thank God I
found you in time.
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I need someone
in the lab immediately,
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to fold my new sweaters.
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I'm sorry, do you see a robot
in this room named "folder"?
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(Laughing)
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Oh, fortunately, I came prepared
with a back-up phrasing.
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Bender, would you mind
"bending" my new sweaters?
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There's only two of them.
Wait. Oh.
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You want me to do two things?
Man, I'd call my lawyer
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if dialing a phone
wasn't such a hassle.
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Razza frazza two things.
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Ooh. Razza frazza duplicator.
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(Beeps)
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(Chuckles)
Now for some tasty matter.
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(Chomping)
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(Crashing)
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(Chomping)
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(Buzzing, bell dings)
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Howdy, fellas.
I'm Bender.
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Go to hell, old man!
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I like your attitude.
Let's party.
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But first,
fold these two sweaters.
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Both:
I'm sorry, do you see a robot
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in this room named "folder"?
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(Both laughing)
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Damn, you're cute.
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♪ ♪
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(Clattering)
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Hi. I'm Bender.
This is my robot Bender,
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and this is
my other robot Bender.
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Oh, lord.
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They're 60%
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scale replicas of me, Bender.
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Does that mean they only do
60% of the work you do,
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or that they actually
do more work
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because they're
only 60% as lazy?
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(Muttering indistinctly)
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Shut up.
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(Benders laughing)
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That's a good one.
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Enough good ones, everyone.
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We have a delivery to
an alien space giant.
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You'll have to be respectful.
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This customer is 50 feet tall
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and sensitive
about his appearance.
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Colossal tooth whitener,
mega deodorant,
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humungous acne cream...
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Aw, and one
regular-sized condom.
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All that and a small wiener?
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This guy's got it goin' on!
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(Benders laughing)
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Remember, don't show
any reaction to his appearance.
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(Leela screams)
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I hope that's vanishing cream,
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'cause that needs to go away.
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(Laughing)
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Oh, that's cold-blooded!
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Shh.
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It's okay. I understand.
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My unusual appearance
makes people nervous.
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You used humor to
defuse the tension.
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Yep, and there's still
a little more tension.
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So look out!
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(Bender clears throat)
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You so ugly,
when trick-or-treaters come
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to your house,
they give you candy.
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You so ugly,
when you go to the bank,
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they ask you
to put on a ski mask!
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You so ugly, you cracked
the daily mirror.
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It's a newspaper!
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(Benders laughing)
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I wish it weren't so,
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but many of these things
are true.
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Anyhow, you've lowered
my self-esteem a bit more,
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but I'm sincerely grateful
you came all this way
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to deliver my fungus chisel.
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Don't feel bad, sir.
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It's not your fault.
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You probably just
inherited your appearance
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from your mother.
What?!
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No one insults my mama!
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(Shouts)
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(Screaming)
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(Glass shattering)
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(Grunting)
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(All screaming)
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Oh, God, shield your eyes!
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It's like Edward
James olmos on imax!
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(Grunts)
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(Laughing)
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Did you see his face
when I said he so ugly?
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No, I blacked out,
'cause he so ugly!
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(All laughing)
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Hey guys, quit reminiscing
and grab me two cigars.
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One thing each?
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Sounds fair.
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Wait, make that four cigars.
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Both:
You want us to do four things?
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(Beeping)
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(Chomping)
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(Glass shattering)
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My manwich!
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(Beeping)
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(All talking indistinctly)
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What's up, shorty?
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And that's the story
of how one of me became two,
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and two became four,
making seven total.
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The end.
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I just like having
the end locker.
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It's not like Amy cares
about it at all.
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But no, she won't
trade with me.
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A rat!
Yes, she is a rat.
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No, look!
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Which way to the tiny hookers?
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(Screams)
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A big, fat roach!
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What? I thought
I put that away.
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No, there!
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Who are you?
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Bender sent me.
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♪ ♪
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(All talking indistinctly)
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Hey, I know that guy.
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Scruffy, what is that tiny
Bender doing in my soup?
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It appears to be giving
you the finger, sir. Enjoy.
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Help me, help me! I'm too lazy to escape!
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(Bender belches, laughs)
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(Bender screams)
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(Pings softly)
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(Chomping)
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(Beeping, bell dings)
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What?
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This place
is crawling with you's!
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So there's more Benders around.
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As far as I'm concerned,
that's good news.
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Professor:
Bad news, everyone.
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Look at this infinite series
representing the mass
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of successive
generations of Benders.
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(Beeps)
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(Amy and hermes gasping)
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Don't wait for me.
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It's non-convergent!
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Oh, dip!
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Unless we quickly
exterminate them,
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they'll replicate ad infinitum
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and consume
all the matter on earth.
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(All gasp)
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According to my calculations,
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there are 11 generations
at the moment.
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That's 2,046 total Benders
we need to destroy.
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Wait, does that include me?
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(Shot fires, Bender groans)
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(Groans)
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Too bad he didn't
have his own Bible.
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Just 2,045 more to go.
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(Blowing raspberry)
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♪ ♪
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(Sizzling)
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(Beeps)
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(Crunching)
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2,045. 2,046!
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That's it. We got 'em all,
except for the big one.
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Wait, this isn't a real Bender.
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It's a talking doll from
when Bender had that sitcom
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about the city robot
who moves back to the farm.
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Doll:
Shut your pumpkin, bumpkin.
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(Doll plays canned laughter)
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All right, so I let
one measly Bender get away.
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How much harm can one infinitely
self-reproducing robot do?
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Bender! How could you be
so lazy and irresponsible?
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(Snoring)
Hey. What?
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Did someone say I'm great?
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(Groans)
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(All muttering with surprise)
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What's with the grey goo?
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Bite my tiny metal ass!
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Hey, those jerklings
ate my couch.
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Oh, God!
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We've opened pandora's fly.
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They'll reproduce
without limit,
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consuming all the
matter in the world!
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Like the kardashians.
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(Slurping)
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Now they drank my booze?!
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They've gone too far!
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Wait a second.
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All Benders are
powered by alcohol!
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Of course.
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Long before the Benders
devour the earth,
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they'll deplete the
planet's booze and die off.
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This is a problem that
will solve itself.
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A problem that solves itself?
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That sounds like a job
for me, Bender.
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(Snoring)
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Our top story.
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All alcohol on earth
has mysteriously disappeared.
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Consequences are minimal,
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except among
the most hardened alcoholics.
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Linda?
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I can no longer
face my children!
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Crisis averted.
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Without alcohol, the
Benders are dying off.
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(Coughing and gasping)
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A greater tragedy
my eyes have never beheld.
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Well, into the toilet.
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(Coughing)
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So sober, so weak.
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Things really worked
out nicely this time.
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(Snoring)
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(Snorts and coughs)
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This doesn't taste
like old-man water.
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00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,310
Professor:
Everyone to the situation room!
272
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,540
I was lying here snoozing,
273
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:36,310
dreaming, oddly enough,
about bathing in champagne
274
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,150
with six of the world's
most distinguished scientists,
275
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,320
when suddenly, I realized
276
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,450
my bathwater had been
transformed into alcohol.
277
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,220
Alcohol?
278
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,820
Hoo-wee!
279
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,200
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
280
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,460
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
281
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,330
Mmm.
282
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,370
It's like fine cognac
with a hint of aged scrotum.
283
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,140
How can this be?
284
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:06,040
I thought the Benders drank
all the alcohol in the world.
285
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,510
They did,
but then they made more!
286
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:13,250
You see, once the Benders
reached atomic scale,
287
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,090
they began directly manipulating
water and co2 molecules
288
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,590
to make alcohol.
289
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,090
(Belching)
290
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,460
(Shrieks)
291
00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,190
In a matter of hours,
292
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:27,600
there will be no more
fresh water on earth.
293
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,650
Oh, no!
294
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,860
What will I mix with my scotch?
295
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,440
Hey, you!
296
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,970
(Laughs)
297
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,540
Good evening.
298
00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:43,940
Who are you calling drunk?
299
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,510
You're not drunk.
I'm drunk.
300
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,310
That's right, Linda.
301
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,980
Water is now.... now booze,
302
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,620
and everyone's tiddy much
protally fit-shaced.
303
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,050
(Hiccups)
304
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,690
Turning to sports,
the indy 500 was today.
305
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,790
There were no survivors.
306
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,700
This chair is so comfortable.
307
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,370
(Retching)
308
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,700
(Laughs)
Classic Amy.
309
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,670
You want to see a
picture of my boy?
310
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,340
Sure.
311
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,780
That's your penis.
312
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,440
That's my boy.
313
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,350
I guess this
isn't... n-not so bad.
314
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,820
As long as we don't need
to use our mental...
315
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,620
Mental...
316
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:25,590
Minds?
317
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,150
What?
318
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,860
(Yelling and clamoring)
319
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,470
No, listen.
320
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,900
I... freaking
love you.
321
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,640
And I don't throw
that word around.
322
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,240
I know you don't.
323
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,540
That's why I love you.
324
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,640
Are the pizza muffins ready?
325
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,840
(Tapping glass)
326
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,850
(Screaming)
327
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,950
He's here for
revenging, that's why!
328
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,720
No! Wait!
I'm here to apologize.
329
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,390
For your looks?
330
00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:01,020
(Laughs)
Nice one.
331
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,620
Well, yes, actually,
it is sort of related to that.
332
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,060
Can we talk?
333
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,630
Grabbing your spaceship
was not okay.
334
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,960
I-I lost my cool, and I'm sorry.
335
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,830
In group, I learned
that I tend to be a bit...
336
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,400
Repulsive?
(Laughs)
337
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,000
Sensitive.
338
00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,610
So now I'm, like,
trying to work on my attitude,
339
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,810
and project an air
of positivity.
340
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,480
You're projecting an air
of something.
341
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,610
Phew!
342
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,580
You're so stinky, you need right
guard and left guard. (Laughs)
343
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:31,750
I'll take your hygiene advice
to heart.
344
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,320
You're ugly!
345
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,690
(Cackling)
346
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,020
(Weapons firing)
347
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,520
Hey! Ow!
348
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,290
Yo, freak show!
349
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,260
Your face has been declared
a weapon of mass disgusting.
350
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,630
(Laughs)
351
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,000
Timeless.
352
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,830
Okay, deep breath, deep breath.
353
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,540
(Inhales and exhales deeply)
354
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,270
(Weapons firing)
355
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,670
(Touch tones sounding)
356
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,440
Dr. lesterman?
(Clears throat)
357
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,610
I'm sorry to bother you,
but I think I'm close
358
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,140
to a temper-control incident.
359
00:15:58,210 --> 00:15:59,880
Woman (Recorded):
You have reached the office
360
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,450
of Dr. Judy lesterman
and Dr. ira rothkiss.
361
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,880
The office is now closed.
362
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,350
If this is a pharmacy calling...
363
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,390
(Yelling)
364
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:12,330
That's it! I promised myself
I wouldn't do this, but I...
365
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,730
(Grunting)
366
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,600
I will destroy you all!
367
00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,300
I won't stop until
your whole planet is as ugly
368
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,840
as you perceive me to be!
369
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,740
That will take a very long time.
370
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,440
(Laughing)
371
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:28,810
Okay. Stop! Stop!
372
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,240
(Grunting, people yelling)
373
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,750
(Crying)
374
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,280
Stupid...
375
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,220
(Muttering)
376
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,580
Ah.
377
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,220
Blender,
378
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,850
you're the only one who's sober.
379
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,960
(Burps)
You got to do something!
380
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,990
Haven't I done enough already?
381
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,960
Please, stop the monster.
382
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,060
Just do that one thing!
383
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,500
Make it zero, and you got a deal.
(Grunts)
384
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:54,370
What if I foldeded the
Professor's sweaters for you?
385
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,400
Both of them?
386
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:59,770
You mean you'll do two things,
and I only have to do one thing?
387
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,010
Yeah. Just save the world.
388
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,810
(Laughs)
Sucker.
389
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,780
(Glass breaking,
people screaming)
390
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:09,720
Legion of Benders, come unto me!
391
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,290
We have one thing to do.
392
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,620
Micro Benders:
Screw that!
393
00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:15,320
Ah, come on, you lazy jerks!
394
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,990
If we all pitch in,
395
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,760
we each only have to do one
quintillionth of a thing.
396
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,900
Micro Benders (Sigh):
All right.
397
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,250
Big Bender starts right now.
398
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:54,490
Get a shave, ugly!
399
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,930
Oh.
400
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:03,700
How about some
aftershave, dumpy?
401
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,640
(Grunts)
You big bully!
402
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,240
You ugly nerd, enjoy a nice
guggenheim swirly!
403
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,550
(Spluttering)
404
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:15,380
(Gasps)
405
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,620
(Groaning)
406
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,620
Let this beating be a lesson
407
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:22,890
about never attacking those
more handsome than oneself.
408
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,290
All I wanted was to
apologize to you people.
409
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,030
But now I have to kill you.
410
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,870
How, by making me look at you?
(Laughs)
411
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,400
No. By making you
look at... my mama!
412
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,600
(Yells)
413
00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:37,470
Your mama's so ugly!
414
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:40,240
I told you not to
talk about my mama!
415
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,740
(Groans)
416
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,340
(Grunting)
417
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,250
(Groaning)
418
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,630
(Whirring)
419
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,600
Robot God:
Walk toward the light, Bender.
420
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,930
Bender:
Aw, man, do I have to walk?
421
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,970
No!
422
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,770
(Cackling)
423
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,870
Huh? Huh?
424
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,550
No!
425
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,950
At last... I'm beautiful!
426
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:28,890
Bender:
Yeah, if you're into gray dust.
427
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,090
(Cheering shouts)
428
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,330
(Slurred):
Bender, you di' it!
429
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:35,700
No, we di' it.
430
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,670
Ladies and gentlemen,
if together we were able
431
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,070
to defeat
this giant space monster,
432
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,570
think how also
we might defeat the monsters
433
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,940
of poverty and disease
and unliteracy.
434
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,710
In this spirit,
I ask my fellow Benders
435
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,580
to join me in working
diligently to...
436
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,810
Boo!
(Grumbling)
437
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,780
Go to hell!
438
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:57,720
Come on, let's go someplace
where we don't have
439
00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:00,190
to do one quintillionth
of a thing all the time.
440
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,640
Well, that was dumb.
441
00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:20,470
(All groaning)
442
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,340
Man, were we drunk.
443
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,510
What happened, Professor?
444
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,650
Something absolutely
incredible!
445
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,750
The sweaters got folded!
446
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:33,250
(All gasping)
But how?
447
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,790
I didn't do it.
448
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,420
Bender, did you learn a lesson
about not being lazy
449
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,830
while the rest of us were bombed
out of our gourds?
450
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,360
Maybe I did, Fry.
451
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:43,030
Maybe I did.
452
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,930
Or maybe I rescued
one last mini-Bender
453
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,570
to fold stupid, ugly sweaters
while I laughed at him.
454
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,040
(Laughing)
455
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,710
I guess we'll never know.
456
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,940
(Inhales and exhales)
457
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:59,000
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