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Listen up, people!
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As long as nothing happens
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for the next 15 minutes,
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our insurance
will be reinstated.
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So let's just sit quietly
and run out the clock.
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A giant sausage!
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Oh, God, no! Get out of here,
you horrific sausage!
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Wait. Isn't today the parade?
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It's just a giant balloon!
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Giant balloon?!
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See, buddy, it's not so scary.
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I feel better now.
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Why are so many different
parades smooshed together?
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It's the Parade Day Parade.
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What's Parade Day?
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It used to be that every group
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in New New York
wanted their own parade.
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Why, when I was a boy,
we had a parade every day.
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Those were dark times.
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Now we just combine them all
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into one big Parade Day
Parade and get it over with.
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Hey, look--
A fog is rolling in.
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No, that's just
the Jamaican pride float.
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Looks like it's speeding up.
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Oh, no! It's within
munching distance
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of the Doritos float!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Kif, you're slacking off
on my waving arm.
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Oh, no. It's heading
right for those two nerds!
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Whoa. Sweet
shirt, dude.
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Thanks. I have
another one that says
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"Paleontologists Do It
In The Dirt".
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I'm a paleontologist.
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I'll save
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one of you!
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Oh, honey, I dig you so much.
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Thank you for saving my
stupidly-dressed husband.
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You're a hero.
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A hero, indeed.
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What's your name, son?
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I don't know. Fry?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud
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to associate myself
with a true hero.
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Mr. Fry, allow me
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to present you with
the keys to the city!
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This one's for the deadbolt,
this is for the top lock.
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I think this one's
for the knob.
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The city's in a
bad neighborhood.
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Care to say a few words, son?
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Uh... heroes don't do drugs.
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Except for Drugman, I guess.
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I hereby declare
that henceforth,
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this Saturday shall be known
as Fry-Day!
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It sure was nice of the mayor's
wife to have sex with me.
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You.
What?
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You could have saved
a robot, but instead,
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you saved a human.
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Do you think human life is more
precious than robot life?
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No, no.
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Well, yes, actually.
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That's it.
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I'm killing myself.
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Oh, Lord.
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Don't try to talk me out of it!
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Well?
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Bender, you always say
you're going to kill yourself,
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but you almost never do.
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Yeah. Last time you went
to the suicide booth,
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you ended up dating
it for six months.
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How is Lynn, by the way?
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Living in Oregon
with her crazy mother.
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See you at my funeral, suckers!
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Kill me, please,
and make it splatter!
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With pleasure.
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Bender.
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Lynn?
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Wow, you look great.
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Fat, but great.
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I thought you were in Oregon.
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My mom tried
to commit suicide in me.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, tell your mom
I said hello,
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and it's been nice, uh,
catching up with you.
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Let's get this show on the road.
Oh, no.
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You're going to die, all right,
but it won't be suicide.
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It'll be murder.
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Missed me!
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He did it!
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He actually did it this time.
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No way, mon.
He's faking it.
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He really is gone!
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Everyone, put on
your taking-off caps.
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Our what?
It's a sign of respect, you savage!
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Poor, nasty, mean old Bender.
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I can't believe
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we'll never hear
his evil laugh again.
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I miss him so much.
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There, there, Fry.
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He may be gone,
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but he'll always be
with us as a trash can.
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Look at that loser
getting garbage dumped in him.
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Glad I'm not him, whoever he is.
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Fry, as his only friend,
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you should have first pick
of body parts.
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Just don't pick his nose!
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What's wrong with you guys?
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This is comedy gold.
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He always had my back.
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So I'll take his arm.
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As a back-scratcher.
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I love you, Bender!
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Somebody hand me a bolt cutter.
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Hey dip-schlitz,
that's not me.
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I'm right here. Hello?!
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Pay attention to me!
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Why can't anybody hear
my witty remarks?
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This is hell.
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You wish.
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Robot devil?
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You can hear me?
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Why is everyone
else ignoring me?
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Isn't it obvious, Bender?
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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You're dead!
What?!
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I thought I just had
laryngitis and antigravity.
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Oh, come down to my office,
and I'll explain everything.
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So what's happening to me?
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And I'll take my answer
in any form but a song.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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You see, Bender, it's simple.
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You're a ghost.
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A g-g-g-ghost?
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No, just the regular kind.
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Because you killed yourself,
you're in limbo.
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Your software was exported
to the computational cloud.
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A-doy. Wait. A-doy?
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Your disembodied program
is now running
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on the wireless network
shared by all machinery.
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Cut to the chase, smokey.
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How do I get out of limbo?
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That's the laughy part.
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You can't!
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You're stuck
in an infinite loop.
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An infinite loop?
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I don't have time for that!
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Man, this is all Fry's fault.
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Fry? I hate that guy.
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We once traded hands.
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They still stink of candy corn.
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Get this. That jerk said
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human life was more
valuable than robot life.
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What?! After all
you've done for him?
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Fry must die!
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I know. Right?
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I'd murder him good,
if only I was still alive.
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Hmm. Bender, would you like
to make a deal?
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I'm not stupid.
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So, yes, absolutely.
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What have I agreed to?
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I'll return you to your body
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after you use
your ghostly powers
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to scare Fry to death.
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That sounds fair and also fun.
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I like
that there's no catch this time.
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But, wait.
There's a catch. Crap!
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If you fail, you'll spend
eternity here in robot hell.
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Which, as luck would have it,
is where I rehearse my band.
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Hit it, boys!
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♪ Cigars are evil,
you won't miss 'em... ♪
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Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!
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Just stop the damn music!
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Scare Fry to death? Huh.
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I could do that in my sleep.
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What, are you deaf?
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Hmm, soap.
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I know Fry's afraid that.
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Maybe he'll die if I rub him
all over with it, real slow.
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Whoa, sick!
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My software can control
electronics!
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What the...?
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No! Not the armpits!
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Winter's coming!
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As you can see,
since Bender's death,
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requests to bite
one's shiny metal ass
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are down 98%.
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Do you mind doing that later?
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
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Help! I was attacked
in my bathroom!
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By my bathroom!
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I'm being haunted by a ghost!
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Fry, you're just upset because
you drove Bender to suicide.
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Here. Take your mind off it with
this soothing relaxation balls.
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All right.
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I got him all heebie-jeebied
with my bathroom of horrors.
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One more good scare,
and I'll be out of limbo.
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Oh. Did someone say limbo.
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Hold onto your dookie.
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It's about to get spooky!
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I'm telling you, something
supernatural is happening.
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I'm scared to death!
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Stop being ridiculous.
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There's no such thing as
whatever you're saying.
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Whoa, maybe you're right.
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I only meant to slap you twice.
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All I know is, I've got
a ghost that needs busting.
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Who you gonna call?
Gho...
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The number you have dialed
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has been lame since 1989.
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Now do you believe me?
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Oh, fuff, enough of your
superstitious nonsense.
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I'm sure that
whatever is happening
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can be explained by science.
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Let the séance begin.
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I said science!
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The veil is lifting.
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I am gazing into the
spirit world, and nothing.
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You said something
about a buffet?
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I'm right here,
you lazy shyster.
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Wait, I'm sensing something.
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I'm rich.
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Is it a ghost? There's no such thing
as ghosts, you donkey-monkey.
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It's a robot ghost.
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A robot ghost?
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What robot would want
to haunt me?
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Me, dumbass.
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Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender!
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Ah, tell him,
you baggy old crone.
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Finally.
Any more ridiculous ideas?
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Hallelujah.
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I'm here to conduct
the exorcism
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and avail myself of the buffet.
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Can I get an amen
and a goodly helping
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of Scruffy's famous
corn biscuits?
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Right away, Reverend.
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Oh, Lord.
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I got the too-much-macaroni
sweats.
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Now, where is
this alleged apparition?
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Might be a problem with your
circuit breaker. See you.
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Please, I'm under constant
attack by machinery.
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I can't sleep, I can't think,
I can't even think.
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Very well.
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This sacramental firewall
scans for
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and removes ghostware
in a 20-foot radius.
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Bring it on, holy man.
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Carry this at all times and
the demon cannot harm you.
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It also keeps cats off the
sofa... by killing 'em.
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Ah... so quiet, so peaceful.
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Time to lower my guard
even for a minute.
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Heart attack.
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Yep, I was right.
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Okay, Beelzy, Fry's dead.
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Aah, a ghost!
Oh, it's you.
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A deal's a deal, so
give me my body back.
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Fry's dead, you say?
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Funny, that's not what it says
on his Wikipedia page.
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Survived a heart attack?!
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Damn you,
Obama-care!
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I'm afraid your heart
has suffered a lot of damage,
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Mr. Fry,
and my cleavage isn't helping.
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Not helping him.
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One more sudden shock
will kill you.
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Sudden?
That's just the kind
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of one more shock
I was planning.
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The machines-- They're after me.
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You're suffering
from machine phobia.
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Your only hope is to go
to the Amish Home World,
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where no machines are allowed.
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I guess it's for the best.
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The only machine
I'll ever miss is...
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Bender.
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Say what?
Now that he's gone,
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I realize how valuable
a robot life can be,
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when it belongs
to my best friend.
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That's the closest thing
to "Bender is great"
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that anyone besides me
has ever said.
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Final boarding call
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for Flight 38
to the Amish Home World.
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As a reminder,
passengers are limited
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to two carry-on butter churns.
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I'm sorry, Fry, I'm sorry.
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Wait for your ghost-buddy.
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Brother Fry, thou hast visitors.
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Hello. Hi, Fry. Hello.
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Hey, how have you been?
Hi there.
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Well, yank my beard.
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This be a surprise.
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00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:58,076
How are you, Fry?
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Thank you for asking, English.
290
00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:01,812
My life is simple but plain,
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00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,181
and though Bender be gone,
somehow I feel
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00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,216
he's still with me.
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00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,886
I sure am, Brother Fry.
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00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,988
Yo, big bonnet, move your ugly
but modest head covering.
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00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:14,623
Oh, right, you can't hear me.
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00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:19,059
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
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00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,928
You're not Granny Hester.
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00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:22,663
What have you done
with Granny Hester?!
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She's naked but unharmed.
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00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:26,165
And now, Bender, it's time
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00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,901
to fulfill your
end of the deal.
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00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:31,036
Sorry, I'm not going
to kill Fry.
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00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:33,171
Take me to hell
for all eternity,
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just as long as my little
bearded meatbag gets to live.
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00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:39,877
That he will not, for you see,
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00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:41,712
it is your fate to kill him.
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Says you.
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00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,652
I would never kill Fry,
not even to save my own life.
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00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,988
But, Bender, isn't
a robot life worth
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ever so much more
than a human life?
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Of course not.
What idiot thinks that?
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You.
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You're using my
own words against me.
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Go to hell!
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Soon enough, but
first the killing.
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00:18:05,104 --> 00:18:07,838
Have you noticed that animals
are sometimes spooked
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00:18:07,873 --> 00:18:09,640
by robot ghosts?
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00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,141
So what?
I hate animals.
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00:18:18,782 --> 00:18:19,949
Run for your life, Fry!
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00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,684
Move your ham flaps!
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00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:22,886
He can't hear you, Bender.
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00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,087
I'm afraid your friend
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is about to be fully
buckminstered!
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00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,691
Oh, yeah?
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00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:28,926
I'll just jump into a machine
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00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,694
and get his attention that way.
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00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:34,298
Ah, but there aren't
any machines on this planet.
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00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,034
There's one,
you rusty old dummy.
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00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:38,636
Wha...?!
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00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:39,838
Hey, no fair.
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Occupado.
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00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:45,076
Ow, what are you doing?
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00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:47,412
And Scruffy's buffet--
How's that going?
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Fry, Fry,
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00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:50,715
look out for that bowling barn.
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00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,918
Bender, is that thou?
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00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:59,656
I... love... you.
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00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:05,161
Did you see that?
Are you okay?
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00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:06,796
What just happened?
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00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:10,167
Uh, well, I think
the Robot Devil said he loved me
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00:19:10,201 --> 00:19:13,871
in Bender's voice
wearing Granny Hester's clothes.
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00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:16,374
I want to go home.
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00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:19,677
You still lose, Bender.
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00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:21,680
You failed to kill Fry,
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00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:24,316
so you're banished to hell.
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00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,818
I get a new body,
and you get to be
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00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:29,354
a translucent chump
till the end of time.
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00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:30,755
Big deal.
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00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,123
I saved my friend.
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00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:33,725
As far as I'm concerned, I won.
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00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,293
Oh, really?
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♪ You may find your victory
Pyrrhic when subjected ♪
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00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:41,099
♪ To this lyric
for a trillion years ♪
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00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,034
♪ Or so. ♪
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00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:44,236
Yeah.
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00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,238
Hey, where are you going?!
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00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,374
I don't know and I don't care.
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00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:51,976
Yay, I'm back.
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00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:54,112
Wait, this is my stop.
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00:19:59,918 --> 00:20:01,952
Oy, this guy.
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00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:04,955
Bender, for your selfless act
in saving Fry,
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00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:09,093
I am pleased to welcome you
to Robot Heaven.
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00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:10,928
Shut up, God!
Beg pardon?
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00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,931
I want to go back to Robot
Earth-- I mean regular Earth.
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00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,334
Ow, hey, stop that.
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00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:19,236
I command you, you jerk.
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00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:20,438
Eh, just get out.
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00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:30,147
Whew, I've been through
the adventure of a lifetime.
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00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:41,826
I'm back, baby.
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00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:44,695
You're back from the dead?
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00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,464
I'm back from lots of stuff.
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00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:48,900
Oh, Bender, Bender,
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I missed you so much.
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00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,905
Hey, wait, did you haunt me?
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