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Listen up, people!

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As long as nothing happens

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for the next 15 minutes,

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our insurance
will be reinstated.

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So let's just sit quietly
and run out the clock.

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(screaming)

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A giant sausage!

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(yelling
and overlapping chatter)

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Oh, God, no! Get out of here,
you horrific sausage!

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Wait. Isn't today the parade?

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It's just a giant balloon!

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Giant balloon?!

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(screaming)

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♪ ♪

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BENDER: See, buddy,
it's not so scary.

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(sniffles) I feel better now.

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(cheering and whooping)

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(glass breaking,
fireworks popping)

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(horns honking)

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Why are so many different
parades smooshed together?

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It's the Parade Day Parade.

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What's Parade Day?

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It used to be that every group

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in New New York
wanted their own parade.

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Why, when I was a boy,
we had a parade every day.

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Those were dark times.

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Now we just combine them all

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into one big Parade Day
Parade and get it over with.

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Hey, look--
A fog is rolling in.

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No, that's just
the Jamaican pride float.

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(reggae playing)

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Looks like it's speeding up.

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Oh, no! It's within
munching distance

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of the Doritos float!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Kif, you're slacking off
on my waving arm.

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(whimpers)

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(yelling)

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Oh, no. It's heading
right for those two nerds!

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Whoa. Sweet
shirt, dude.

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Thanks. I have
another one that says

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"Paleontologists Do It
In The Dirt".

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I'm a paleontologist.

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(slow motion) I'll save

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one of you!

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(grunting)

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Oh, honey, I dig you so much.

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Thank you for saving my
stupidly-dressed husband.

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You're a hero.

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A hero, indeed.

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What's your name, son?

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I don't know. Fry?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud

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to associate myself
with a true hero.

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(cheering
and overlapping chatter)

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Mr. Fry, allow me

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to present you with
the keys to the city!

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This one's for the deadbolt,
this is for the top lock.

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I think this one's
for the knob.

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The city's in a
bad neighborhood.

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Care to say a few words, son?

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Uh... heroes don't do drugs.

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Except for Drugman, I guess.

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(applause)

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I hereby declare
that henceforth,

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this Saturday shall be known
as Fry-Day!

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(cheering)

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(band plays rousing theme)

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It sure was nice of the mayor's
wife to have sex with me.

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You.
What?

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You could have saved
a robot, but instead,

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you saved a human.

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Do you think human life is more
precious than robot life?

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No, no.

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Well, yes, actually.

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(gasps) That's it.

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I'm killing myself.

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Oh, Lord.

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Don't try to talk me out of it!

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Well?

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Bender, you always say
you're going to kill yourself,

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but you almost never do.

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Yeah. Last time you went
to the suicide booth,

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you ended up dating
it for six months.

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How is Lynn, by the way?

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Living in Oregon
with her crazy mother.

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See you at my funeral, suckers!

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(laughs)

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Kill me, please,
and make it splatter!

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With pleasure.

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Bender.

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Lynn?

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(nervous laugh)
Wow, you look great.

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Fat, but great.

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I thought you were in Oregon.

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My mom tried
to commit suicide in me.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Well, tell your mom
I said hello,

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and it's been nice, uh,
catching up with you.

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Let's get this show on the road.
Oh, no.

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You're going to die, all right,
but it won't be suicide.

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It'll be murder.

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(ding, Bender groaning)

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(machine gun fire)

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BENDER:
Missed me!

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(machine gun fire,
Bender chokes)

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(horn plays fast-paced version
of funeral dirge)

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(engine revving,
tires squealing)

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He did it!

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He actually did it this time.

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(crying)

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No way, mon.
He's faking it.

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(gasps) He really is gone!

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Everyone, put on
your taking-off caps.

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(sniffles) Our what?
It's a sign of respect, you savage!

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(sighs)

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Poor, nasty, mean old Bender.

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I can't believe

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we'll never hear
his evil laugh again.

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(Bender laughing evilly)

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(sniffles)

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I miss him so much.

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There, there, Fry.

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He may be gone,

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but he'll always be
with us as a trash can.

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Look at that loser
getting garbage dumped in him.

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Glad I'm not him, whoever he is.

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Fry, as his only friend,

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you should have first pick
of body parts.

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Just don't pick his nose!

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(laughs)

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What's wrong with you guys?

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This is comedy gold.

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He always had my back.

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So I'll take his arm.

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As a back-scratcher.

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(grunting)

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I love you, Bender!

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Somebody hand me a bolt cutter.

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Hey dip-schlitz,
that's not me.

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I'm right here. Hello?!

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Pay attention to me!

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Why can't anybody hear
my witty remarks?

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This is hell.

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(scoffs) You wish.

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Robot devil?

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You can hear me?

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Why is everyone
else ignoring me?

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Isn't it obvious, Bender?

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Yeah, I guess it is.

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You're dead!
What?!

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I thought I just had
laryngitis and antigravity.

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Oh, come down to my office,
and I'll explain everything.

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(Bender humming happily)

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(cries of agony)

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So what's happening to me?

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And I'll take my answer
in any form but a song.

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Oh, you're no fun.
(snaps fingers)

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You see, Bender, it's simple.

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You're a ghost.

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A g-g-g-ghost?

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No, just the regular kind.

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Because you killed yourself,
you're in limbo.

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Your software was exported
to the computational cloud.

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A-doy. Wait. A-doy?

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Your disembodied program
is now running

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on the wireless network
shared by all machinery.

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Cut to the chase, smokey.

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How do I get out of limbo?

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(cackling)

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That's the laughy part.

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You can't!

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You're stuck
in an infinite loop.

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An infinite loop?

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I don't have time for that!

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Man, this is all Fry's fault.

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Fry? I hate that guy.

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We once traded hands.

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(sniffing)
They still stink of candy corn.

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Get this. That jerk said

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human life was more
valuable than robot life.

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What?! After all
you've done for him?

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Fry must die!

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I know. Right?

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I'd murder him good,
if only I was still alive.

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Hmm. Bender, would you like
to make a deal?

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I'm not stupid.

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So, yes, absolutely.

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What have I agreed to?

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I'll return you to your body

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after you use
your ghostly powers

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to scare Fry to death.

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(evil cackling)

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That sounds fair and also fun.

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I like
that there's no catch this time.

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But, wait.
There's a catch. Crap!

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If you fail, you'll spend
eternity here in robot hell.

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Which, as luck would have it,
is where I rehearse my band.

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Hit it, boys!

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(band plays upbeat intro)

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♪ Cigars are evil,
you won't miss 'em... ♪

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Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!

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Just stop the damn music!

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(snoring)

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Scare Fry to death? Huh.

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I could do that in my sleep.

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Woo! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

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What, are you deaf?

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Woo, oo, oo.
Woo, oo, oo.

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(yawning)

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(both snoring)

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(Fry snorts, Bender gasps)

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(whirring)

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Hmm, soap.

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I know Fry's afraid that.

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Maybe he'll die if I rub him
all over with it, real slow.

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(grunting)

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(whirring)

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Whoa, sick!

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My software can control
electronics!

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What the...?

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(grunting)

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(whirring)

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No! Not the armpits!

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Winter's coming!

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As you can see,
since Bender's death,

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requests to bite
one's shiny metal ass

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are down 98%.

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(vacuum whirring)

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Do you mind doing that later?

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Bite my shiny metal ass.

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Help! I was attacked
in my bathroom!

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<i>By my bathroom!</i>

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I'm being haunted by a ghost!

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(laughter)

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Fry, you're just upset because
you drove Bender to suicide.

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Here. Take your mind off it with
this soothing relaxation balls.

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All right.

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I got him all heebie-jeebied
with my bathroom of horrors.

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One more good scare,
and I'll be out of limbo.

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Oh. Did someone say limbo.

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(overlapping chatter)

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Hold onto your dookie.

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It's about to get spooky!

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("Toccata and Fugue in D Minor"
plays)

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(yelling)

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(gasps)

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(groaning)

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I'm telling you, something
supernatural is happening.

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I'm scared to death!

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(snickering)

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Stop being ridiculous.

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There's no such thing as
whatever you're saying.

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Whoa, maybe you're right.

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I only meant to slap you twice.

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All I know is, I've got
a ghost that needs busting.

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Who you gonna call?
Gho...

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OPERATOR:
The number you have dialed

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has been lame since 1989.

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(choking)

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(gasps) Now do you believe me?

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Oh, fuff, enough of your
superstitious nonsense.

265
00:11:26,989 --> 00:11:29,457
I'm sure that
whatever is happening

266
00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:32,027
can be explained by science.

267
00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:34,630
<i>ROBOT GYPSY:
Let the séance begin.</i>

268
00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:36,631
<i>PROFESSOR:
I said science!</i>

269
00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,734
(Eerie Theremin music plays)

270
00:11:43,739 --> 00:11:46,474
The veil is lifting.

271
00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:51,412
I am gazing into the
spirit world, and nothing.

272
00:11:51,446 --> 00:11:53,314
You said something
about a buffet?

273
00:11:53,348 --> 00:11:55,850
I'm right here,
you lazy shyster.

274
00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:01,824
Wait, I'm sensing something.

275
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,526
(gasps) I'm rich.

276
00:12:04,561 --> 00:12:06,996
(chuckles, groans)

277
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,666
Is it a ghost? There's no such thing
as ghosts, you donkey-monkey.

278
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,668
It's a robot ghost.

279
00:12:12,702 --> 00:12:13,969
(all gasp)

280
00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:15,404
A robot ghost?

281
00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:17,440
What robot would want
to haunt me?

282
00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:18,741
Me, dumbass.

283
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,776
Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender!

284
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:23,713
Ah, tell him,
you baggy old crone.

285
00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:29,018
(sputtering)

286
00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:34,024
Finally.
Any more ridiculous ideas?

287
00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:37,027
Hallelujah.

288
00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:42,567
I'm here to conduct
the exorcism

289
00:12:42,602 --> 00:12:44,736
and avail myself of the buffet.

290
00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:47,373
Can I get an amen
and a goodly helping

291
00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:49,675
of Scruffy's famous
corn biscuits?

292
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,044
Right away, Reverend.

293
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:54,047
Oh, Lord.

294
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:56,516
I got the too-much-macaroni
sweats.

295
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,518
Now, where is
this alleged apparition?

296
00:12:58,552 --> 00:12:59,752
(gasps)

297
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:03,389
(machines whirring)

298
00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:05,958
Might be a problem with your
circuit breaker. See you.

299
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,895
Please, I'm under constant
attack by machinery.

300
00:13:08,929 --> 00:13:12,298
I can't sleep, I can't think,
I can't even think.

301
00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:14,667
(sighs) Very well.

302
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:18,804
This sacramental firewall
scans for

303
00:13:18,838 --> 00:13:22,041
and removes ghostware
in a 20-foot radius.

304
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:23,676
Bring it on, holy man.

305
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,078
(grunts)

306
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:29,315
(pained grunt)

307
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:32,919
Carry this at all times and
the demon cannot harm you.

308
00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:36,290
It also keeps cats off the
sofa... by killing 'em.

309
00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:38,926
(firewall pulsating)

310
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,667
(snoring)

311
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,536
(straining)

312
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:59,481
Ah... so quiet, so peaceful.

313
00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:01,816
Time to lower my guard
even for a minute.

314
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,487
(screams)

315
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:08,022
Oh!

316
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,423
(grunting)

317
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,525
Heart attack.

318
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,394
Yep, I was right.

319
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,789
<i>Okay, Beelzy, Fry's dead.</i>

320
00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:23,057
Aah, a ghost!
Oh, it's you.

321
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:25,359
A deal's a deal, so
give me my body back.

322
00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:27,728
Fry's dead, you say?

323
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:31,932
Funny, that's not what it says
on his Wikipedia page.

324
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:35,301
<i>Survived a heart attack?!</i>

325
00:14:35,336 --> 00:14:37,803
Damn you,
Obama-care!

326
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,905
(rapid beeping)

327
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,941
I'm afraid your heart
has suffered a lot of damage,

328
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:44,911
Mr. Fry,
and my cleavage isn't helping.

329
00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:46,913
<i>Not helping him.</i>

330
00:14:46,947 --> 00:14:49,049
One more sudden shock
will kill you.

331
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,717
Sudden?
That's just the kind

332
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:53,687
of one more shock
I was planning.

333
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,325
The machines-- They're after me.

334
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,761
You're suffering
from machine phobia.

335
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:03,264
Your only hope is to go
to the Amish Home World,

336
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:04,799
where no machines are allowed.

337
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,000
(sighs)

338
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,934
I guess it's for the best.

339
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:09,302
Boo...

340
00:15:09,337 --> 00:15:11,170
The only machine
I'll ever miss is...

341
00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:12,905
(sniffs)
...Bender.

342
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,774
Say what?
Now that he's gone,

343
00:15:14,808 --> 00:15:18,278
I realize how valuable
a robot life can be,

344
00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:20,780
when it belongs
to my best friend.

345
00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:22,348
(crying)

346
00:15:22,383 --> 00:15:24,751
That's the closest thing
to "Bender is great"

347
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,220
that anyone besides me
has ever said.

348
00:15:27,255 --> 00:15:28,889
(sniffs)

349
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:31,024
ANNOUNCER:
Final boarding call

350
00:15:31,058 --> 00:15:33,093
for Flight 38
to the Amish Home World.

351
00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:35,195
As a reminder,
passengers are limited

352
00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:36,763
to two carry-on butter churns.

353
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:41,968
I'm sorry, Fry, I'm sorry.

354
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:44,004
Wait for your ghost-buddy.

355
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,377
(snorts)

356
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:50,912
(moos)

357
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:01,657
(bicycle bell rings)

358
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:34,690
♪ ♪

359
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,669
Brother Fry, thou hast visitors.

360
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,870
Hello. Hi, Fry. Hello.

361
00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,071
Hey, how have you been?
Hi there.

362
00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:54,039
Well, yank my beard.

363
00:16:54,073 --> 00:16:55,373
This be a surprise.

364
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:58,076
How are you, Fry?

365
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,343
Thank you for asking, English.

366
00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:01,812
My life is simple but plain,

367
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,181
and though Bender be gone,
somehow I feel

368
00:17:04,215 --> 00:17:06,216
he's still with me.

369
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,886
(sniffs)
I sure am, Brother Fry.

370
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,988
Yo, big bonnet, move your ugly
but modest head covering.

371
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:14,623
Oh, right, you can't hear me.

372
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:19,059
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.

373
00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,928
(yelps)
You're not Granny Hester.

374
00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:22,663
What have you done
with Granny Hester?!

375
00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:24,964
She's naked but unharmed.

376
00:17:24,998 --> 00:17:26,165
And now, Bender, it's time

377
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,901
to fulfill your
end of the deal.

378
00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:31,036
Sorry, I'm not going
to kill Fry.

379
00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:33,171
Take me to hell
for all eternity,

380
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:36,707
just as long as my little
bearded meatbag gets to live.

381
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:39,877
That he will not, for you see,

382
00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:41,712
it is your fate to kill him.

383
00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:43,914
(evil laughter)

384
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:45,416
Says you.
(snorts)

385
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,652
I would never kill Fry,
not even to save my own life.

386
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,988
But, Bender, isn't
a robot life worth

387
00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:53,758
ever so much more
than a human life?

388
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,260
Of course not.
What idiot thinks that?

389
00:17:55,294 --> 00:17:57,228
You.

390
00:17:57,263 --> 00:18:00,299
(gasps) You're using my
own words against me.

391
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,601
Go to hell!
(startled mooing)

392
00:18:02,635 --> 00:18:05,069
Soon enough, but
first the killing.

393
00:18:05,104 --> 00:18:07,838
Have you noticed that animals
are sometimes spooked

394
00:18:07,873 --> 00:18:09,640
by robot ghosts?

395
00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,141
So what?
I hate animals.

396
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,342
(gibbering)

397
00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:13,777
(mooing)

398
00:18:14,812 --> 00:18:17,647
(Robot Devil laughing evilly)

399
00:18:18,782 --> 00:18:19,949
Run for your life, Fry!

400
00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,684
Move your ham flaps!

401
00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:22,886
He can't hear you, Bender.

402
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,087
I'm afraid your friend

403
00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:26,156
is about to be fully
buckminstered!

404
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,691
Oh, yeah?

405
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:28,926
I'll just jump into a machine

406
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,694
and get his attention that way.

407
00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:34,298
Ah, but there aren't
any machines on this planet.

408
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,034
There's one,
you rusty old dummy.

409
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,235
(grunts)

410
00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:38,636
Wha...?!

411
00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:39,838
Hey, no fair.

412
00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:41,039
<i>Occupado.</i>

413
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,340
(Robot Devil and Bender
grunting)

414
00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:45,076
Ow, what are you doing?

415
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:47,412
And Scruffy's buffet--
How's that going?

416
00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:48,813
Fry, Fry,

417
00:18:48,847 --> 00:18:50,715
look out for that bowling barn.

418
00:18:50,749 --> 00:18:52,817
(all scream)

419
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,918
Bender, is that thou?

420
00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:59,656
(slow motion):
I... love... you.

421
00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,960
(concerned chatter)

422
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:05,161
HERMES: Did you see that?
Are you okay?

423
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:06,796
What just happened?

424
00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:10,167
Uh, well, I think
the Robot Devil said he loved me

425
00:19:10,201 --> 00:19:13,871
in Bender's voice
wearing Granny Hester's clothes.

426
00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:16,374
I want to go home.

427
00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:19,677
You still lose, Bender.

428
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:21,680
You failed to kill Fry,

429
00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:24,316
so you're banished to hell.

430
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,818
I get a new body,
and you get to be

431
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:29,354
a translucent chump
till the end of time.

432
00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:30,755
Big deal.

433
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,123
I saved my friend.

434
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:33,725
As far as I'm concerned, I won.

435
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,293
Oh, really?

436
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:39,197
♪ You may find your victory
Pyrrhic when subjected ♪

437
00:19:39,231 --> 00:19:41,099
♪ To this lyric
for a trillion years ♪

438
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,034
♪ Or so. ♪

439
00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:44,236
Yeah.

440
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,637
Whoa.

441
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,238
Hey, where are you going?!

442
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,374
I don't know and I don't care.

443
00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:51,976
Yay, I'm back.

444
00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:54,112
Wait, this is my stop.

445
00:19:59,918 --> 00:20:01,952
Oy, this guy.

446
00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:04,955
Bender, for your selfless act
in saving Fry,

447
00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:09,093
I am pleased to welcome you
to Robot Heaven.

448
00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:10,928
Shut up, God!
Beg pardon?

449
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,931
I want to go back to Robot
Earth-- I mean regular Earth.

450
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,332
(grunts)

451
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,334
Ow, hey, stop that.

452
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:19,236
I command you, you jerk.

453
00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:20,438
Eh, just get out.

454
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:22,940
Whoa...
(screams)

455
00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:30,147
Whew, I've been through
the adventure of a lifetime.

456
00:20:30,182 --> 00:20:32,182
Ow.

457
00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:41,826
I'm back, baby.

458
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,194
(all gasp)

459
00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:44,695
You're back from the dead?

460
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,464
I'm back from lots of stuff.

461
00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:48,900
Oh, Bender, Bender,

462
00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:51,336
I missed you so much.

463
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,905
Hey, wait, did you haunt me?

464
00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:00,500
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