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[ S06E16 ]
"Ghost in the Machines"
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Listen up, people!
As long as nothing happens
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for the next 15 minutes,
our insurance will be reinstated.
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So let's just sit quietly
and run out the clock.
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A giant sausage!
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Oh, God, no! Get out of here,
you horrific sausage!
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Wait. Isn't today the parade?
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It's just a giant balloon!
Giant balloon?!
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See, buddy, it's not so scary.
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I feel better now.
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Why are so many different
parades smooshed together?
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It's the Parade Day Parade.
What's Parade Day?
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It used to be that every group
in New New York
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wanted their own parade.
Why, when I was a boy,
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we had a parade every day.
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Those were dark times.
Now we just combine them all
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into one big Parade Day
Parade and get it over with.
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Hey, look--
A fog is rolling in.
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No, that's just
the Jamaican pride float.
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Looks like it's speeding up.
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Oh, no! It's within munching
distance of the Doritos float!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Kif, you're slacking off
on my waving arm.
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Oh, no. It's heading
right for those two nerds!
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Whoa. Sweet shirt, dude.
Thanks.
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I have another
one that says
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"Paleontologists Do It
In The Dirt".
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I'm a paleontologist.
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I'll save one of you!
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Oh, honey, I dig you so much.
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Thank you for saving my
stupidly-dressed husband.
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You're a hero.
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A hero, indeed.
What's your name, son?
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I don't know. Fry?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud
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to associate myself
with a true hero.
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Mr. Fry, allow me to present you
with the keys to the city!
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This one's for the deadbolt,
this is for the top lock.
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I think this one's
for the knob.
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The city's in a bad neighborhood.
Care to say a few words, son?
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Uh... heroes don't do drugs.
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Except for Drugman, I guess.
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I hereby declare
that henceforth,
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this Saturday shall be known
as Fry-Day!
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It sure was nice of the mayor's
wife to have sex with me.
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You.
What?
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You could have saved
a robot, but instead,
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you saved a human.
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Do you think human life is more
precious than robot life?
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No, no.
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Well, yes, actually.
That's it.
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I'm killing myself.
Oh, Lord.
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Don't try to talk me out of it!
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Well?
Bender,
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you always say
you're going to kill yourself,
but you almost never do.
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Yeah. Last time you went
to the suicide booth,
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you ended up dating
it for six months.
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How is Lynn, by the way?
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Living in Oregon
with her crazy mother.
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See you at my funeral, suckers!
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Kill me, please,
and make it splatter!
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With pleasure.
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Bender.
Lynn?
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Wow, you look great.
Fat, but great.
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I thought you were in Oregon.
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My mom tried
to commit suicide in me.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, tell your mom I said hello,
and it's been nice, uh,
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catching up with you.
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Let's get this show on the road.
Oh, no.
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You're going to die, all right,
but it won't be suicide.
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It'll be murder.
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Missed me!
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He did it!
He actually did it this time.
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No way, mon.
He's faking it.
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He really is gone!
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Everyone, put on
your taking-off caps.
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Our what?
It's a sign of respect, you savage!
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Poor, nasty, mean old Bender.
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I can't believe we'll never hear
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his evil laugh again.
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I miss him so much.
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There, there, Fry.
He may be gone,
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but he'll always be
with us as a trash can.
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Look at that loser
getting garbage dumped in him.
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Glad I'm not him, whoever he is.
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Fry, as his only friend,
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you should have first pick
of body parts.
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Just don't pick his nose!
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What's wrong with you guys?
This is comedy gold.
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He always had my back.
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So I'll take his arm.
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As a back-scratcher.
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I love you, Bender!
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Somebody hand me a bolt cutter.
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Hey dip-schlitz,
that's not me.
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I'm right here. Hello?!
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Pay attention to me!
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Why can't anybody hear
my witty remarks?
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This is hell.
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You wish.
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Robot devil?
You can hear me?
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Why is everyone
else ignoring me?
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Isn't it obvious, Bender?
Yeah, I guess it is.
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You're dead!
What?!
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I thought I just had
laryngitis and antigravity.
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Oh, come down to my office,
and I'll explain everything.
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So what's happening to me?
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And I'll take my answer
in any form but a song.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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You see, Bender, it's simple.
You're a ghost.
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A g-g-g-ghost?
No, just the regular kind.
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Because you killed yourself,
you're in limbo.
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Your software was exported
to the computational cloud.
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A-doy. Wait. A-doy?
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Your disembodied program
is now running
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on the wireless network
shared by all machinery.
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Cut to the chase, smokey.
How do I get out of limbo?
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That's the laughy part.
You can't!
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You're stuck
in an infinite loop.
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An infinite loop?
I don't have time for that!
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Man, this is all Fry's fault.
Fry? I hate that guy.
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We once traded hands.
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They still stink of candy corn.
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Get this. That jerk said
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What?! After all
you've done for him?
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Fry must die!
I know. Right?
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I'd murder him good,
if only I was still alive.
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Hmm. Bender, would you like to make a deal?
I'm not stupid.
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So, yes, absolutely.
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What have I agreed to?
I'll return you to your body
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after you use
your ghostly powers
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to scare Fry to death.
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That sounds fair and also fun.
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I like that there's no
catch this time.
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But, wait.
There's a catch. Crap!
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If you fail, you'll spend
eternity here in robot hell.
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Which, as luck would have it,
is where I rehearse my band.
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Hit it, boys!
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♪ Cigars are evil,
you won't miss 'em... ♪
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Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!
Just stop the damn music!
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Scare Fry to death? Huh.
I could do that in my sleep.
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What, are you deaf?
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Hmm, soap.
I know Fry's afraid that.
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Maybe he'll die if I rub him
all over with it, real slow.
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Whoa, sick!
My software can control electronics!
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What the...?
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No! Not the armpits!
Winter's coming!
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As you can see,
since Bender's death,
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requests to bite one's shiny
metal ass are down 98%.
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Do you mind doing that later?
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
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Help! I was attacked in my bathroom!
By my bathroom!
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I'm being haunted by a ghost!
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Fry, you're just upset because
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you drove Bender to suicide.
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Here. Take your mind off it with
this soothing relaxation balls.
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All right.
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I got him all heebie-jeebied
with my bathroom of horrors.
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One more good scare,
and I'll be out of limbo.
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Oh. Did someone say limbo.
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Hold onto your dookie.
It's about to get spooky!
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I'm telling you, something
supernatural is happening.
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I'm scared to death!
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Stop being ridiculous.
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There's no such thing as
whatever you're saying.
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Whoa, maybe you're right.
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I only meant to slap you twice.
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All I know is, I've got
a ghost that needs busting.
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Who you gonna call?
Gho...
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The number you have dialed
has been lame since 1989.
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Now do you believe me?
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Oh, fuff, enough of your
superstitious nonsense.
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I'm sure that
whatever is happening
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can be explained by science.
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Let the séance begin.
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I said science!
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The veil is lifting.
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I am gazing into the
spirit world, and nothing.
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You said something
about a buffet?
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I'm right here,
you lazy shyster.
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Wait, I'm sensing something.
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I'm rich.
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Is it a ghost?
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There's no such thing
as ghosts, you donkey-monkey.
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It's a robot ghost.
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A robot ghost?
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What robot would want
to haunt me?
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Me, dumbass.
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Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender!
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Ah, tell him,
you baggy old crone.
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Finally.
Any more ridiculous ideas?
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Hallelujah.
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I'm here to conduct
the exorcism
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and avail myself of the buffet.
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Can I get an amen
and a goodly helping
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of Scruffy's famous
corn biscuits?
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Right away, Reverend.
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Oh, Lord.
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I got the too-much-macaroni sweats.
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Now, where is
this alleged apparition?
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Might be a problem with your
circuit breaker. See you.
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Please, I'm under constant
attack by machinery.
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I can't sleep, I can't think,
I can't even think.
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Very well.
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This sacramental firewall
scans for
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and removes ghostware
in a 20-foot radius.
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Bring it on, holy man.
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Carry this at all times and
the demon cannot harm you.
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It also keeps cats off the
sofa... by killing 'em.
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Ah... so quiet, so peaceful.
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Time to lower my guard
even for a minute.
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Heart attack.
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Yep, I was right.
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Okay, Beelzy, Fry's dead.
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Aah, a ghost!
Oh, it's you.
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A deal's a deal, so
give me my body back.
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Fry's dead, you say?
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Funny, that's not what it says
on his Wikipedia page.
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Survived a heart attack?!
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Damn you,
Obama-care!
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I'm afraid your heart
has suffered a lot of damage,
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Mr. Fry,
and my cleavage isn't helping.
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Not helping him.
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One more sudden shock
will kill you.
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Sudden?
That's just the kind
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of one more shock
I was planning.
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The machines-- They're after me.
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You're suffering
from machine phobia.
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Your only hope is to go
to the Amish Home World,
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where no machines are allowed.
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I guess it's for the best.
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The only machine
I'll ever miss is...
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Bender.
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Say what?
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Now that he's gone,
I realize how valuable
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a robot life can be,
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when it belongs
to my best friend.
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That's the closest thing
to "Bender is great"
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that anyone besides me
has ever said.
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Final boarding call for Flight 38
to the Amish Home World.
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As a reminder,
passengers are limited
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to two carry-on butter churns.
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I'm sorry, Fry, I'm sorry.
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Wait for your ghost-buddy.
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Brother Fry, thou hast visitors.
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Hello. Hi, Fry. Hello.
Hey, how have you been?
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Hi there. Well, yank my beard.
This be a surprise.
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How are you, Fry?
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Thank you for asking, English.
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My life is simple but plain,
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and though Bender be gone,
somehow I feel
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he's still with me.
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I sure am, Brother Fry.
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Yo, big bonnet, move your ugly
but modest head covering.
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Oh, right, you can't hear me.
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Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
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You're not Granny Hester.
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What have you done
with Granny Hester?!
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She's naked but unharmed.
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And now, Bender, it's time
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to fulfill your end of the deal.
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Sorry, I'm not going
to kill Fry.
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Take me to hell
for all eternity,
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just as long as my little
bearded meatbag gets to live.
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That he will not, for you see,
it is your fate to kill him.
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Says you.
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I would never kill Fry,
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not even to save my own life.
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But, Bender, isn't
a robot life worth
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ever so much more
than a human life?
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Of course not.
What idiot thinks that?
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You.
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You're using my
own words against me.
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Go to hell!
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Soon enough, but
first the killing.
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Have you noticed that animals
are sometimes spooked
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by robot ghosts?
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So what?
I hate animals.
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Run for your life, Fry!
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Move your ham flaps!
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He can't hear you, Bender.
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I'm afraid your friend
is about to be fully
buckminstered!
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Oh, yeah?
I'll just jump into a machine
and get his attention that way.
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Ah, but there aren't
any machines on this planet.
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There's one,
you rusty old dummy.
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Wha...?!
Hey, no fair.
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Occupado.
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Ow, what are you doing?
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And Scruffy's buffet--
How's that going?
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Fry, Fry,
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look out for that bowling barn.
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Bender, is that thou?
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I... love... you.
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My God!
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Did you see that?
Are you okay?
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What just happened?
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Uh, well, I think
the Robot Devil said he loved me
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in Bender's voice
wearing Granny Hester's clothes.
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I want to go home.
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You still lose, Bender.
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You failed to kill Fry,
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so you're banished to hell.
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I get a new body,
and you get to be
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a translucent chump
till the end of time.
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Big deal.
I saved my friend.
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As far as I'm concerned, I won.
Oh, really?
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♪ You may find your victory Pyrrhic ♪
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♪ when subjected To this lyric ♪
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♪ for a trillion years ♪
Or so. ♪
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Yeah.
Hey, where are you going?!
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I don't know and I don't care.
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Yay, I'm back.
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Wait, this is my stop.
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Oy, this guy.
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Bender, for your selfless act
in saving Fry,
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I am pleased to welcome you
to Robot Heaven.
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Shut up, God!
Beg pardon?
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I want to go back to Robot
Earth-- I mean regular Earth.
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Ow, hey, stop that.
I command you, you jerk.
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Eh, just get out.
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Whew, I've been through
the adventure of a lifetime.
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I'm back, baby.
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You're back from the dead?
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I'm back from lots of stuff.
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Oh, Bender, Bender,
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I missed you so much.
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Hey, wait, did you haunt me?
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