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I'm Agent Rick Martinez.
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Let me be the first
to welcome you to the CIA.
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And this is the story of
America's great house of spies.
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FAY:
You've heard of office politics?
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Ours come with poison pills
and guns.
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ADELE:
Spy trap.
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I knew this was going
to be a fiasco.
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I've been assigned to a
special covert unit,
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conceived to go where others can't,
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and to do what others won't,
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whether the mission's authorized or not.
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We each have our own
special skill, Martinez.
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I lead, Billy charms people,
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Casey hurts people, and you translate.
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We are the ODS, last of
the old-school spies.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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This is a hospital?
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It's more like a Ritz-Carlton.
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It's a hospital
for billionaires.
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Two bodyguards
outside Mehrak's room.
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Did you get
his room service order?
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Ten minutes ago.
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He ordered mung bean porridge.
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He's looted billions
from his national treasury
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yet he chooses to order
mung bean porridge.
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He was a man of simple
peasant tastes
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before taking power by
slaughtering half his country.
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Sure, but mung beans?
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Even the words taste awful.
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Is the orderly bringing it up?
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An orderly is.
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Room service.
Hot porridge.
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No weapons.
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Apologies, Mac.
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(monitor beeping rhythmically)
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You are here to kill me?
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I need you to micturate
into this cup.
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Micturate?
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Micturate.
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Sure.
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One cup of dictator's
urine, as ordered.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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The other boys only
ever bring me flowers.
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Take it to the medical unit.
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(door closes)
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That urine sample was the last
piece of the puzzle needed
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to identify Mehrak's
medical condition.
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I love puzzles.
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Sudoku guy.
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Big-time.
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Operative Blanke,
what are you doing here?
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I saw you guys in the hallway--
thought you might be going for smoothies.
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Now why would we be doing that?
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Uh, smoothies are delicious.
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What does Mehrak have?
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Kidney disease?
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Lung disease?
Heart disease?
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They were all possibilities.
Bird flu?
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We needed a sample of his
bodily fluids to know.
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BLANKE:
Aha.
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Effective strategy.
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Just like when Soviet
Premier Khrushchev
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visited the United
States in 1959,
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the Agency rerouted the plumbing
from his guest suite bathroom.
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Messy business.
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But good thing
urine is sterile.
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Oh, it is. Unless
you've got a disease.
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Which he does.
Liver cancer. Advanced.
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Belada Mehrak,
leader of his nation,
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president for life,
butcher of Miristan
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has only weeks to live.
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RICK:
This is good, right?
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This guy's a monster?
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No, he's a son of a bitch.
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This guy is a monster.
Mehrak's son-- Sadegh.
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He's the designated heir.
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Sadegh commands
the secret police.
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He tortures for fun,
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and will make his father
look like a humanitarian
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if he ever makes it into power.
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Which brings us to
our other problem.
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Two weeks ago
four American hikers
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were arrested as spies
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for accidentally crossing
over into Miristan.
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And once Sadegh is in charge,
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he'll roast them
for sheer pleasure.
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Exactly.
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MICHAEL:
What about extraction?
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We have no idea where they're being held.
Is that an option?
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That country is a police state.
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Every other building
is a prison.
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So, if we aren't pulling them
out, what are we doing?
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Making Mehrak change his mind
about who will succeed him.
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He has another son,
lacks the family vicious streak.
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Rostam.
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He left his homeland
ten years ago to live in London.
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He's a,
uh, part-time philanthropist
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and full-time party boy
who's been spending
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his father's money
for the past decade.
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Quite wisely,
by the looks of things.
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In the interest
of full disclosure,
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I, um,
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knew him... briefly in London.
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Oh.
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Were you two, uh...?
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Slight acquaintances.
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There you go.
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All right, so all we have
to do is get an SOB dictator
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to disown the son
who's a chip off the old block
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in favor
of the frivolous playboy
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who disowned him ten years ago.
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Any thoughts?
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Operation Mincemeat.
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Uh-huh.
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Mincemeat.
A classic.
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One of the greatest
deception schemes ever.
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1943.
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The Allies were about to invade
Nazi-occupied Europe in Sicily.
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They wanted to fool the Germans
into thinking
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they were landing
somewhere else,
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so they found a dead body,
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and dressed it as
a military courier
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carrying bogus invasion plans.
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And then they faked
a plane crash at sea,
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the Germans found the body,
read the plans,
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and put their forces
in the wrong place.
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Yeah, and Hitler lost, so it was
a happy ending.
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Sounds great.
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Where do we get a dead body?
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Isn't he a beaut?
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Lovely. Can we keep him?
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He's all ours.
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He's going to be a courier
from a Swiss bank
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carrying documents showing
CIA payoffs to Sadegh,
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Mehrak's heir apparent.
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Mehrak's paranoid, right?
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Typical dictator mentality?
Doesn't trust anyone?
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Mm-hmm. He has beheaded
a cousin or two.
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Ah. So we frame
the bad son.
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Bad son gets his head
chopped off, our guy is in.
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RICK:
Looks familiar.
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That's because
you saw his obituary
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in the agency newsletter.
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He was the deputy chief,
file records section.
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He always wanted
to get into the field.
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He's finally getting his chance
to serve.
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He'd be so proud.
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Operation Mincemeat?
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Exactly. Then we just
wait for the corpse
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and the phony documents
to wash ashore,
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and to be discovered
by Mehrak's men.
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Sounds grisly.
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But it might just work.
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CASEY:
There is one hurdle,
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which I'll let
Martinez describe,
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since the two of you
are sleeping together,
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and there's an
emotional component.
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(clears throat)
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Swaying the dictator
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to choose Rostam
will be useless
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if Rostam doesn't give up
his party life in Europe.
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He needs to return
back to his homeland.
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It's a tough order.
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The Rostam I remember preferred
the French Riviera
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to the muddy flats of Miristan.
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That's exactly why
we need someone...
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Someone female.
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...to help
persuade him.
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And she would have
to be beautiful,
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charming.
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Maybe somebody
that he already knows.
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CASEY:
There's a charity ball
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in London day after tomorrow
that he's scheduled to attend.
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RICK:
She could be there.
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After, of course, she takes
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the company credit
card to Giorgio Armani
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and buys herself a ravishing
dress for the occasion.
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Seriously,
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you don't know where
we're headed with this?
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Of course I do.
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I just wanted to see what else
you were gonna bribe me with.
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Sounds like fun.
I'll do it.
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Great.
But even if Mincemeat works,
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there's no guarantee that Dad
will choose the playboy son
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over the psychopath.
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Sadegh's been whispering
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in his father's ear
for a decade.
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That's why Dorset and Collins
will be whispering in the other.
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FAY:
St. Ignatius' pinky toe.
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Wasn't St. Ignatius eaten
by lions 2,000 years ago?
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Well, apparently,
the lions missed a bite.
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MICHAEL:
And we're looking
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at this because...?
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Belada Mehrak spent a half
million dollars acquiring it.
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Why?
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It's believed
to have healing powers.
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BILLY: How's the toe
working out for him?
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Evidently, not well.
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Over the past six months,
he's been buying up
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every religious relic
he can get his hands on.
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He's seen quacks peddling
everything from shark cartilage
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to invisible surgery.
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He knows he's dying.
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But can't accept it.
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The Swiss doctors offered him
palliative care.
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He decided to find a cure.
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BILLY:
Another desperate narcissist
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who thinks the world
can't go on without him.
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He's looking for a miracle.
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Maybe we can provide it.
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You want to offer
a dying man a fake cure?
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I know morally,
this is a gray area...
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I love it. I'm in.
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Okay.
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One of our cover companies
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in the health field has
reached out to Mehrak
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and offered him an
experimental drug.
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He's expressed interest, so
I'll go in posing as a doctor.
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Billy can be my nurse.
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Why would you be the doctor?
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Because I studied
pre-med for two years.
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CASEY:
And he has a God complex.
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Don't be offended.
So do I.
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Fine. We can both
be doctors.
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Anyway, we'll administer
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a cocktail of
adrenaline and steroids.
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He'll feel great,
at least for a time,
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and in that time,
he'll want to trust us.
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Mission approved.
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You hop on the father,
I'll hop on the son.
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I misspoke.
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(crowd chatter)
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Well, let me tell you, just wait
until the dancing starts.
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(women laughing)
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Look at him go.
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Three beautiful women
throwing themselves at him,
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and Rostam acts like it's just
another Wednesday night.
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Oh, it's easy to seduce women
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when you have a vast fortune
and a megawatt smile.
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RICK:
Mm.
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Kudos to his dentist.
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Here comes Ferrer.
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Holy moly.
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Head in the game, Martinez.
Head in the game.
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ROSTAM: I cannot believe
you've never been to Ibiza.
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It is the most beautiful island
in the world.
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Rostam Mehrak?
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My God. Is this Adele Ferrer?
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Mm.
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How, uh, lovely
to see you again.
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And lovely to see you.
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Mmm.
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That's for my sister.
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And her baby-- your baby.
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ROSTAM:
What are you talking about?
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Ladies, wait.
This woman...
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She was 16.
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What are you...?
Wait, ladies.
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00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,509
That was delicious.
261
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,529
Order me one?
262
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:27,560
I never even met your sister.
263
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,509
Oh, I don't have one.
264
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:32,509
I just wanted to
be alone with you.
265
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:33,540
(both chuckle)
266
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,589
I didn't remember you
being a crazy person.
267
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,529
Well, people change.
268
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,509
Adele Ferrer.
269
00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:44,499
Mmm. How have
you been?
270
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,560
I'm good, I'm good.
271
00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:46,590
You're looking well.
272
00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:48,559
She is extraordinary.
273
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,589
Yeah.
274
00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:52,509
I really believe she
wants to sleep with him.
275
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:53,580
(clears throat)
276
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,539
So...
277
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,539
You are the new doctors?
278
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,569
Yes, sir.
We've just arrived,
279
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:14,560
and we're eager to
start your treatment.
280
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:19,529
Have you disposed
of the last two doctors?
281
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,530
They're enjoying our hospitality
at the private facility.
282
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,509
Their therapy sounded promising.
283
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,590
(coughs)
284
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,589
But it had no effect.
285
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:35,569
I could only conclude
they were fakers.
286
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:38,529
What have you brought me?
287
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:41,579
The venom of the blue devil
octopus.
288
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,519
Ah.
289
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,569
Well...
290
00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:48,509
We shall see.
291
00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,580
I am ready for to get out now.
292
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,590
Doctors, hup, hup.
293
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,590
Our credo: "Whatever
the patient needs."
294
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:16,510
Whew! (Hums gibberish)
295
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,499
Maybe you should
go back downstairs.
296
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,580
Oh, he'll show.
297
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,549
Trust me.
298
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,499
What did you whisper to him?
299
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,510
I think it's important to have
secrets in this business,
300
00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:31,550
don't you, Operative Malick?
301
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,550
(knocking on door)
302
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,509
Hi.
303
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,519
Sorry. I couldn't
get away until...
304
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,530
Oh.
305
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,589
I know I seem open-minded,
but this really isn't my thing.
306
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:51,590
CASEY:
Hello, Mr. Mehrak.
307
00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:53,540
We were hoping
to speak with you.
308
00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:59,509
Very well. Speak.
309
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,579
Mr. Mehrak,
310
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,560
you father and brother
brutally oppress
311
00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:03,590
the people of Miristan.
312
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:05,580
Your country needs
something different.
313
00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:08,529
United States is interested in you
returning home
314
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,539
and assuming
your rightful place.
315
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,589
Is that so?
316
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,539
Well, it's unfortunate
for the United States
317
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,550
that I don't give a damn
what it's interested in.
318
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,529
I'm returning to the party now.
319
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,580
You're welcome to join me.
320
00:14:20,581 --> 00:14:23,529
I don't think you understand what
we're offering.
321
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,550
With our assistance, you could
become a very powerful man.
322
00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,539
Power is overrated.
323
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:30,539
Look at me--
no power, but full of joy.
324
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,539
I intend to stay that way.
325
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,589
Good day.
326
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,500
Your father is dying.
327
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,559
He has cancer,
328
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,499
incurable.
329
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,569
He has a few weeks
to live at best.
330
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,529
Another lie?
331
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,590
No. Sorry.
332
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,519
(whirring)
333
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,570
MEHRAK:
That is the octopus venom?
334
00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:05,559
MICHAEL: One of the deadliest
substances found in nature.
335
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,509
One drop could kill
the average man.
336
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,589
But when diluted
in an alkaline medium
337
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,589
and injected
into the bloodstream,
338
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,560
it produces marked
anti-cancer effects.
339
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:16,509
Why have I never heard of this?
340
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,590
BILLY: Drug companies
don't want you to know.
341
00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:22,509
You see, they make so much more money
from the sick.
342
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,519
Now I don't want you
343
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,500
to be afraid of any dangerous
side effects.
344
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:27,590
I fear nothing.
345
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,579
Give me the full potency
346
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,509
of this venom, Doctor.
347
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,589
You are a very brave man.
348
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,580
(groans)
349
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,499
Now, some of our patients
350
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,580
start to feel the effects
almost immediately.
351
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,539
Anything yet, sir?
352
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,509
I feel...
353
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,519
Good.
354
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,509
I feel...
355
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,559
Very good.
356
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,559
Why have you not brought
this to me sooner?
357
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,540
Well, we have been trying
to reach you, sir,
358
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,520
but we faced nothing
but constant rejection.
359
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,529
Mm-hmm.
Until now.
360
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,549
Tell me,
361
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,549
who's been in charge
of your care?
362
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,500
My son Sadegh.
363
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,560
Are you saying my son
364
00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:13,580
would deny me the best care?
365
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,509
Oh, no, of course not.
366
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:19,499
I'm sure he's looking out
for your best interests.
367
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,550
BILLY: The important thing is
we're here now.
368
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,589
Let's hope it's not too late.
369
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,549
(door opens)
370
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:28,589
Sadegh!
371
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:31,499
MICHAEL:
Easy, take it easy.
372
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,579
Look.
373
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,579
Look, these men,
374
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,589
(chuckles) they are
working miracles.
375
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,579
That is wonderful, Father.
376
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,590
May I have a word with you,
Doctors?
377
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,569
So, what did you give him?
378
00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,539
Amphetamines?
379
00:16:58,540 --> 00:16:59,589
Steroids?
380
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,520
If you're implying
we're not who we say we are...
381
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,550
I'm not implying anything.
382
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:04,540
I know who you are.
383
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:09,509
You are just another
couple of con men
384
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,519
who have come here to prey on
385
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,560
my father's vulnerable state.
386
00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:14,540
Look, I don't know who
was here before us,
387
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,510
but we can help your father.
(groans)
388
00:17:16,511 --> 00:17:17,580
Whoa, let's not get silly.
389
00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:18,589
(gun cocks)
390
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:21,589
You are a couple
of miracle workers,
391
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:24,589
so that means if I were to
push this through your hand,
392
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,570
you can cure yourself, right?
393
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:34,509
(chuckles)
If my father wants to believe in
394
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,559
a couple of charlatans,
so be it.
395
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,499
I will let a dying man
have some comfort.
396
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,550
But never forget,
397
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:43,510
I know who you are.
398
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,560
As long as we have
that cleared up.
399
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:52,980
What's the status of Mincemeat?
400
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,910
ADELE:
Operative Farmer is in country
401
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,929
with the latest addition
to the team.
402
00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:58,900
And Signals Section
is standing by
403
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,940
to broadcast a fake SOS
from an unidentified plane
404
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,970
so the authorities
will be looking for a wreckage.
405
00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:03,989
Good.
406
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,929
Have you had the chance
407
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,920
to inquire
about our imprisoned hikers?
408
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,920
We've been pretty busy
with Mehrak.
409
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:10,950
And do you have his ear?
410
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,950
Not yet, but his son Sadegh
almost had my hand.
411
00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,910
With him hovering,
we're not going
412
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:15,980
to get anywhere near
those hikers.
413
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:18,919
Well... Rostam is on his way,
414
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,919
so that should move
the plan forward.
415
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:21,970
Well, hope
he's bringing an army,
416
00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:24,949
because his brother's in charge
of the one here.
417
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,979
(phone beeps off)
418
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,989
MICHAEL: Now, bear in mind,
Your Excellency,
419
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,989
this much venom
can cause some numbness.
420
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,949
Which is quite normal.
421
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,980
(monitor beeping rhythmically)
422
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,930
Rostam!
423
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,939
(laughs)
424
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,989
Welcome home.
425
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:49,909
Yes, welcome, brother.
426
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:50,950
ROSTAM:
It's just a visit.
427
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:51,970
I-I wanted to see you.
428
00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:53,940
Untrue.
I-I heard you're not well.
429
00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:54,959
I am fine.
430
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,899
(panting)
431
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,970
Even better now.
432
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,949
They are filling me
433
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:02,949
with venom from the sea.
434
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,909
Insane, no?
435
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,950
Its effects on your father have been
quite favorable.
436
00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:08,929
Favorable? I could give this man
437
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,970
a run for his money
in a brothel.
438
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,929
Glad you're feeling better,
Father.
439
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,970
Especially if he keeps writing
you checks, right, brother?
440
00:19:16,971 --> 00:19:17,990
I'm not here about money.
441
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,970
Oh, then,
to what do we owe the honor?
442
00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:20,990
For the last ten years,
443
00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:22,930
you couldn't put
enough distance between
444
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,910
yourself and this man.
Now when he's unwell,
445
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,930
you show up? Did you bring
a will for him to sign?
446
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,919
Guess any actual human emotion
would be foreign to you.
447
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,970
MEHRAK:
Don't worry, Rostam.
448
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:33,969
Your allowance will not stop
449
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,939
when I do.
450
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,949
I'm not here...
about my allowance.
451
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,979
SADEGH: But you are still
cashing the checks.
452
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,939
BILLY:
If I may just interject.
453
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,899
SADEGH: No.
Your father...
454
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,920
And if you interrupt again,
I will shoot you myself.
455
00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,929
Well, then,
I need to interrupt.
456
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,919
Your father is our patient,
457
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,990
and this family circus is the
last thing he needs right now.
458
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,899
He needs his rest.
459
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,989
Yes. We will resume this later.
460
00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:57,990
Doctors' orders.
461
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,989
"He that has no fools,
462
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,959
"knaves or beggars
in his family
463
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,989
was begot by a
flash of lightning."
464
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:09,919
It's Thomas Fuller.
465
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,989
Oh, trust me.
It's appropriate.
466
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,920
Okay?
467
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,929
Voila!
468
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,960
You like his suit?
469
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:19,969
From the best men's
store in Zurich.
470
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,959
Excellent drape.
471
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,959
Jacquard stitching.
472
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,979
Super-220
merino wool.
473
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,919
It is so refreshing
to work with someone
474
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,919
who appreciates the details.
475
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,919
His aftershave is Paul Moulin.
476
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,979
$30 an ounce.
477
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,980
(sniffing)
478
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,920
Wow.
479
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:43,979
(sighs)
480
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,960
Vice President of
Zurich Merchants Bank.
481
00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:47,899
Membership card
482
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:48,970
to the Swiss-American
Chamber of Commerce.
483
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:52,959
VIP to Madame Kitty's
Erotic Emporium?
484
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,929
Best cat house in the Zurich
red-light district.
485
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,900
You didn't want to go
with Cecile's place?
486
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:58,920
He's not that kind of guy.
487
00:20:58,921 --> 00:20:59,940
RICK:
That kind of guy?
488
00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:00,930
He's a corpse.
489
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:01,960
He's a work of art.
490
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:02,970
And I'd appreciate it
491
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,899
if you'd treat him as such.
492
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,900
Grab his feet.
493
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,930
(soft grunting)
494
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,949
Excuse us.
495
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:27,970
What do you want?
496
00:21:27,971 --> 00:21:29,989
We just wanted to make
sure you were all right.
497
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,939
Oh, so, you're psychiatrists,
as well as snake oil salesmen?
498
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,980
Maintaining a positive outlook
499
00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:35,970
is critical
to your father's recovery.
500
00:21:35,971 --> 00:21:37,979
All this family drama--
it can be disruptive
501
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,909
to the healing process.
502
00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:40,960
Oh, well, then,
you'll be relieved to know
503
00:21:40,961 --> 00:21:42,929
I-I won't be around
504
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:43,990
to disturb whatever
mystical healing energies
505
00:21:43,991 --> 00:21:45,929
you're directing at my father.
506
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,909
Yes.
You're leaving?
507
00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:48,950
It was a mistake to come.
508
00:21:48,951 --> 00:21:49,980
That scene downstairs
509
00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:52,919
was actually one of the more
civilized conversations
510
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,979
I've ever had with my brother.
511
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,989
If you'll excuse me...
512
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,969
MICHAEL:
Before you go,
513
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,899
there's something we were hoping
you could do for us.
514
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:02,980
There's four American
hikers being held.
515
00:22:02,981 --> 00:22:04,980
Yes, I'm aware of the situation.
By your father.
516
00:22:04,981 --> 00:22:06,989
What do you want me
to do about it?
517
00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:08,919
We'd like to see them.
518
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,929
In your capacity as doctors.
519
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,950
It would be a
humanitarian gesture.
520
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,990
You're the ruler's son.
You could get us in.
521
00:22:16,991 --> 00:22:18,980
Who are you really?
522
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,919
I think I met some of
your friends in London.
523
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,960
MICHAEL:
Doesn't matter who we are.
524
00:22:23,961 --> 00:22:25,909
But those hikers are not spies.
525
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:26,980
They're just some kids
who took a wrong turn
526
00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:28,930
and we want to make sure
they're all right.
527
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,960
Do one good deed before you go.
528
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:52,959
What?
529
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,979
You didn't realize that
places like this existed
530
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:57,959
in the loving bosom
of your own country?
531
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,909
I knew we had such places.
532
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:00,940
You just didn't
make the connection
533
00:23:00,941 --> 00:23:03,920
they put actual people
in such places.
534
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,990
There they are.
535
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:18,909
Ma'am.
536
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:20,910
(speaking native language)
537
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,989
BILLY:
I'm not up on Maristanese,
538
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:40,950
but that sounded like a
right royal ass-chewing to me.
539
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,919
Who's that?
540
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,980
It's my old English tutor.
541
00:23:45,981 --> 00:23:47,950
What's he doing here?
542
00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:51,909
I don't know.
543
00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:54,930
Mr. Sajadi,
do you remember me?
544
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,899
I've been in London all this
time, as you encouraged me.
545
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,969
I am not afraid of you.
546
00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:05,919
Afraid of me? Why would
you be afraid of me?
547
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,970
I have done nothing.
548
00:24:06,971 --> 00:24:09,899
My family has done nothing.
549
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,990
Why? I don't know what's going on.
Why are you in this place?
550
00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:16,919
I am here because I am weak,
and you are powerful.
551
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,990
That's why I'm in this place.
552
00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:20,910
Wait, Mr. Sajadi,
you have to tell me...
553
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,969
How are our hikers doing?
554
00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:26,950
Scared to death,
but they're hanging in there.
555
00:24:26,951 --> 00:24:29,899
There a problem?
556
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:32,919
"And now am I, if a man
should speak truly,
557
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,989
little better than
one of the wicked."
558
00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:39,929
Shakespeare always cut right to
the heart of things, didn't he?
559
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:40,960
That man taught me everything.
560
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,909
Now look at him.
561
00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:47,970
Look at them all.
562
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,949
(shouting)
563
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,900
(grunting)
564
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,990
(Rostam shouting
in native language)
565
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,939
(Rostam shouting
in native language)
566
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,940
(gun hammer cocking)
567
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,930
Welcome, brother.
568
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:37,989
CASEY: A little airplane debris
to keep it real.
569
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:40,919
Now for the coup de grace--
570
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,939
proof of deposit of
$5 million from the CIA
571
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:51,909
to the credit of President
for Life Mehrak's evil son.
572
00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:52,940
Ready to launch.
573
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,929
Lord, by the power
of Your word,
574
00:25:57,930 --> 00:26:01,929
you stilled the chaos
of the primeval seas...
575
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:02,950
Martinez.
576
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:04,950
What are you doing?
577
00:26:04,951 --> 00:26:07,899
It's, uh...
(clears throat)
578
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,919
It's a prayer
579
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,950
for burial at sea.
580
00:26:09,951 --> 00:26:11,969
I thought I'd show
some respect.
581
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:14,960
Never mumble a prayer.
582
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:23,969
As we commit the earthly remains
of our brother to the deep,
583
00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:26,939
grant him peace and tranquility.
584
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,919
Amen.
Amen!
585
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,919
You know what?
586
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,959
Sometimes, you get me
right in the ticker.
587
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,970
Yeah.
We good?
588
00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:44,919
All right, he washes ashore
in about 15 minutes,
589
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,919
Mehrak's goons find the body,
590
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,959
our man Rostam takes
over the country,
591
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,940
and all is well with the world.
592
00:26:55,910 --> 00:26:56,969
What happened?
593
00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,899
Uh-oh.
594
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,980
"Uh-oh"?
595
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,989
CASEY:
It's gone. Done. We lost it.
596
00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:12,909
FARMER: First time that's happened.
Ever!
597
00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:15,909
I did two buoyancy tests
on that body.
598
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,919
CASEY: Bottom line,
we need another corpse.
599
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,950
Well. That's
unfortunate,
600
00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:21,939
because we just intercepted
a communication
601
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,980
between Sadegh and his guards,
saying they've arrested
602
00:27:23,981 --> 00:27:26,909
Operatives Dorset and Collins.
603
00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:27,959
(sighs)
604
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,959
Okay. Then we need
another corpse soon.
605
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,959
Can you get another
body locally?
606
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,929
We'll find a volunteer.
607
00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:35,960
One that floats.
608
00:27:35,961 --> 00:27:37,899
What about documentation?
609
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,929
The password and ID
sank with the body.
610
00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:42,949
I'll need some support
from headquarters on this one.
611
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:44,969
Well, then I'm your man.
612
00:27:44,970 --> 00:27:46,909
Six years of printing and docs.
613
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:48,949
Talk about carpal tunnel.
614
00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,979
Go ahead, guys, feed me.
615
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,929
He's vice president of
the Zurich Merchants Bank.
616
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:56,949
I'll need a Dubai work visa,
Swiss passport,
617
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:58,909
and proof of a payoff
618
00:27:58,910 --> 00:27:59,990
from Langley to Sadegh,
619
00:27:59,991 --> 00:28:02,959
so Mehrak'll pick Rostam.
620
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,909
Do you need to be
writing this down?
621
00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:08,899
You're looking at a human
Polaroid. Photographic memory.
622
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,909
We'll need the passport
and those documents fast.
623
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:12,940
Oh, it'll be fast, Jack.
624
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,960
CASEY:
We'd love to stay and chat,
625
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,939
but we gotta go steal a corpse.
626
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:19,909
Well...
627
00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:20,990
I never thought I'd say this
following those words,
628
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,950
but good luck.
629
00:28:27,930 --> 00:28:28,970
SADEGH:
They are spies.
630
00:28:28,971 --> 00:28:30,939
That is the only explanation.
631
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,929
American spies.
632
00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:33,970
Colluding with your son
to overthrow you.
633
00:28:33,971 --> 00:28:35,979
Rostam took us
to see the prisoners,
634
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,930
so we could look
at their medical condition.
635
00:28:37,931 --> 00:28:38,950
We are doctors.
636
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:39,979
Doctors?
637
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,939
You peddle magical fish venom.
638
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,979
By the way, I'm Scottish.
639
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,919
And your father
is markedly improved.
640
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,949
They're liars.
Execute them.
641
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:50,899
And send Rostam into exile.
642
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,939
What do you think, Rostam?
643
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,970
Are they liars?
644
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,970
I believe they are
who they say they are.
645
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,990
And I believe they
are helping you.
646
00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:09,899
He is in league with them.
647
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,950
You do not want me to live.
648
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:18,929
Father.
649
00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:19,970
MEHRAK:
This treatment is working.
650
00:29:19,971 --> 00:29:22,949
Are you so eager
651
00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:24,939
to take my place
652
00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:25,990
that you wish
to hasten my death?
653
00:29:25,991 --> 00:29:27,919
No.
654
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,939
And this... treatment,
it's not real.
655
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:31,990
Soon enough we will know.
656
00:29:31,991 --> 00:29:33,969
Either I recover,
657
00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:35,939
or I die.
658
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,970
And if that happens...
659
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,900
...you may do with them
what you wish.
660
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,929
ADELE:
Well, that's wonderful news.
661
00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,919
We look forward to his input.
662
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,940
Thank you so much.
663
00:29:57,941 --> 00:30:00,899
So?
664
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:01,970
Well, the White House
appreciates that
665
00:30:01,971 --> 00:30:03,909
we've located the hikers.
666
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:04,980
But they won't approve
a rescue attempt,
667
00:30:04,981 --> 00:30:06,929
for fear of risking casualties
668
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:07,960
and provoking
an international incident.
669
00:30:07,961 --> 00:30:11,899
However, the vice president
has taken a particular interest
670
00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:12,940
in this operation,
671
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:15,919
and his office would like me
to personally brief him
672
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,900
on developments
every hour on the hour.
673
00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:18,929
Which means...
674
00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:20,920
A total and complete
lack of confidence.
675
00:30:20,921 --> 00:30:21,929
Exactly.
676
00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:23,980
There's only one option
for all of us then.
677
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:27,970
Operation Mincemeat
has to succeed.
678
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,140
FARMER (sighs):
Look at this palooka.
679
00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:35,099
Hands like a stone cutter.
680
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,190
RICK: That suit doesn't exactly scream
"Zurich banker," either.
681
00:30:37,191 --> 00:30:40,179
Hey. I went to the best
men's shop in town.
682
00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:43,099
It's not my fault that
every guy in this hellhole
683
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,180
dresses like Borat.
684
00:30:44,181 --> 00:30:46,119
Where'd you get him, anyway?
685
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,179
The cemetery.
686
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:50,139
We grabbed the casket while
the gravedigger was on a break.
687
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,140
Do you have the paperwork?
688
00:30:55,170 --> 00:30:57,109
Listen,
689
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:59,109
the first body was the winner.
690
00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:01,149
But I guess this one
will do in a pinch.
691
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,190
Oh, good. Thanks.
692
00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:04,149
And what if it doesn't?
693
00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:05,190
What happens to Michael
and Billy?
694
00:31:05,191 --> 00:31:06,190
CASEY:
Look,
695
00:31:06,191 --> 00:31:08,159
at the end of the day,
696
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,160
we gotta dance
with the corpse we came with.
697
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,160
One last thing.
698
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:17,119
What are you doing?
699
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,180
CASEY: It's not a passport
without a passport photo.
700
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:21,160
Could you open up
those eyes for me?
701
00:31:21,161 --> 00:31:24,120
Please?
702
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,120
Say "cheese."
703
00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:33,110
♪ ♪
704
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,140
♪ ♪
705
00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:14,159
MICHAEL: Thank you for putting in a good
word for us with your father.
706
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,110
ROSTAM: I'm sure Sadegh's already
pouring more poison in his ears.
707
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:24,119
If I were to stay here,
708
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,159
and attempt to take power,
what kind of support
709
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,190
could I expect
from your country?
710
00:32:27,191 --> 00:32:29,159
Logistics.
Communications.
711
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,180
Financial assistance.
712
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,110
MICHAEL:
Help in writing a constitution
713
00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:33,170
and laws that protect
personal freedoms.
714
00:32:33,171 --> 00:32:35,169
My brother would kill me first.
715
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,110
And my father
still supports him.
716
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:39,160
We have an idea about that.
717
00:32:39,161 --> 00:32:42,159
No. No assassinations.
718
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,190
There's too much
blood here already.
719
00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:46,099
There is an operation underway
720
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,160
to make you
your father's heir, and
721
00:32:47,161 --> 00:32:47,900
it is blood-free.
722
00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:48,600
No.
723
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:49,660
No? No, what?
724
00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:50,720
No. No.
725
00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:53,170
Do you understand what kind of
man you're asking me to be?
726
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,109
A decent one?
727
00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,110
This is not a country that
is accustomed to decency.
728
00:32:57,111 --> 00:32:59,169
Yes, It eats decent people
for breakfast.
729
00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:01,099
And you can change it.
730
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,130
Change it how? Look at me.
731
00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:05,140
I wouldn't know how to begin.
732
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,159
Winston Churchill,
John F. Kennedy,
733
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,099
Abraham Lincoln.
734
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,180
What you talking about?
735
00:33:14,181 --> 00:33:16,149
Frivolous playboys.
736
00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:19,109
Churchill took an entire
wine cellar with him
737
00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:20,180
when he went to the Boer War.
738
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,140
Kennedy had so many
one-night stands,
739
00:33:22,141 --> 00:33:24,159
his friends couldn't count
that high,
740
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,149
and Lincoln, well,
he consorted with prostitutes.
741
00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:28,159
Honest Abe?
742
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,159
Google it.
743
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,159
And then Lincoln went on
744
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,099
to save the Union.
745
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,189
Kennedy, he faced down
the Soviet empire,
746
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:38,189
and Churchill, well,
747
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:42,149
he saved the entire Western
world as we know it today.
748
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,180
All you have to do
749
00:33:43,181 --> 00:33:46,119
is reform one tiny
little country.
750
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,150
Wine and women optional.
751
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,110
(phone ringing)
752
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,179
Yes.
753
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,179
I understand.
754
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:59,150
My father wants to see us
right away.
755
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,140
(door opens)
756
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,180
Father?
757
00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:17,179
Last night a small plane
violated our airspace
758
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,159
and went down in the sea.
759
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,129
The militia found this man
washed up on our shore
760
00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:23,150
a few hours ago.
761
00:34:23,151 --> 00:34:26,129
Might be a little late
to be calling for a doctor.
762
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:31,099
Do either of you
recognize this man?
763
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,179
No.
764
00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:35,160
He seems to know one of you.
765
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,139
He was carrying a document
from a Swiss bank.
766
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:43,149
Apparently,
767
00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:46,139
the CIA has been in business
768
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:48,099
with someone close to me.
769
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,119
This records the transfer
770
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,100
of $5 million
to that person's account.
771
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:57,129
Who is the traitor?
772
00:34:57,130 --> 00:35:00,169
It is my son Rostam.
773
00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:02,149
What?
774
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:06,099
Aided by these gentlemen,
no doubt.
775
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,180
Father I know
nothing about this.
776
00:35:07,181 --> 00:35:10,150
Father. Don't do this.
777
00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:16,190
(door closes)
778
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,150
I don't get it.
779
00:35:21,650 --> 00:35:23,940
I mean, Farmer's work is usually
so top drawer,
780
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,280
but this, this is not the guy
we met in Virginia.
781
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,820
I'd be willing to look
past the wrong body,
782
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,150
if the document it was carrying
783
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,340
had the correct name on it.
784
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,870
Would either of you
care to explain
785
00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,090
how this is part of your plan?
786
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,730
Love to, if we could.
787
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,060
Do you know the pain
it causes me
788
00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,930
to be betrayed by my own son?
789
00:35:41,930 --> 00:35:45,000
Father, I left here
because I could not accept
790
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,440
the way you treated our people.
791
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,630
I never hid that from you.
792
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,130
But I never betrayed you.
793
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,010
Never.
794
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:53,040
I never betrayed you.
795
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,039
I know the CIA is smart,
796
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,059
but I did not rise
797
00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:03,079
from army corporal to president
for life because I am stupid.
798
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,069
What are you talking about?
799
00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:07,029
They plant documents,
800
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,060
make me suspect my son,
801
00:36:08,061 --> 00:36:11,099
but the documents are full
of errors; amateurish.
802
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:15,109
Contrived to divert suspicion
from the real traitor:
803
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:17,040
(whispers): Sadegh.
804
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,100
I have contacted the army,
805
00:36:21,101 --> 00:36:24,079
told them I have chosen
my successor.
806
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,070
You shall lead, my son.
807
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,070
Father!
808
00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:38,079
Did not see that coming.
809
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,049
BILLY:
It was a bit random.
810
00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:42,019
They were loyal
to your brother,
811
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:44,029
as is most of the palace guard.
812
00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:46,029
You must get out of here.
813
00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:49,089
If you can make it
to the Parliament building,
814
00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:51,080
the army will protect you.
Can you do that?
815
00:36:51,081 --> 00:36:52,099
Yes.
816
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:55,049
And what of your country?
817
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:58,029
Are you ready to lead
when I'm gone?
818
00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,099
Yes, Father.
819
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:04,060
Then all you must do
is survive your brother.
820
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,079
(dialing tones)
821
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,049
BILLY:
Who are you calling?
822
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:21,110
We have a couple
of friends in town.
823
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,059
Hello?
824
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,030
Martinez, this is Dorset.
Where are you?
825
00:37:27,031 --> 00:37:28,070
Been trying to find
a burger joint.
826
00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:29,090
What do you think I'm doing?
827
00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:31,019
What's your situation?
828
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,029
About to exit the palace
out the back entrance.
829
00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:34,080
Can you make it to the bridge
830
00:37:34,081 --> 00:37:35,080
near the east garden?
831
00:37:35,081 --> 00:37:36,090
I don't know. Hang on.
832
00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:39,039
Rostam, can we get to the bridge
over the garden?
833
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,049
Yeah.
834
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,110
We're on our way.
835
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:56,050
Where is he?
836
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,100
(automatic gunfire)
837
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,110
Thank you, brother.
838
00:38:17,111 --> 00:38:20,040
I didn't think I'd have a chance
to kill you myself!
839
00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:25,040
(screams)
840
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:29,090
(men grunting)
841
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,020
Good to go.
842
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,019
The hiker's plane
is on the ground
843
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,019
at Reagan National Airport.
844
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:08,029
Belada Mehrak expired at
0700 hours this morning.
845
00:39:08,030 --> 00:39:10,069
The transfer of power
to his son Rostam
846
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:12,040
had already occurred
without incident.
847
00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:14,089
The Navy divers were able
to locate and recover
848
00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:16,099
the remains of
Mincemeat body number one,
849
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,039
Bob Saperstein.
850
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,069
He will be buried at Arlington.
851
00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:22,099
His family has requested
that they be allowed.
852
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,090
Oh, by all means.
To keep the suit.
853
00:39:24,091 --> 00:39:27,060
Sounds like all's well
that ends well.
854
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,039
I have just received a call
855
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,060
from the office
of the Vice President.
856
00:39:31,061 --> 00:39:32,100
His motorcade is
on its way over.
857
00:39:32,101 --> 00:39:34,059
Why?
Now.
858
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,100
He wants to personally
commend the operatives
859
00:39:35,101 --> 00:39:37,070
who were involved in
rescuing the hikers
860
00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:39,030
and effecting regime
change in Miristan.
861
00:39:39,031 --> 00:39:40,030
How thoughtful.
862
00:39:40,031 --> 00:39:41,110
That's good news, isn't it?
863
00:39:41,111 --> 00:39:43,110
You're not the one throwing
together a commendation ceremony
864
00:39:43,111 --> 00:39:45,080
in 30 minutes, Deputy Director!
865
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:54,049
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
866
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:56,060
I-m-I'm just under a lot
of stress right now.
867
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:08,059
I don't know about this
commendation stuff.
868
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,079
You got a job to do, you do it.
869
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,059
No need to pin a medal
on your chest.
870
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:16,069
Aw, lighten up, Farmer.
Enjoy the moment.
871
00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:18,080
RICK: Something you care to share
with us, Blanke?
872
00:40:18,081 --> 00:40:20,049
Words can't convey it.
873
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,050
I'll say it anyway.
Good, let's keep it that way.
874
00:40:22,051 --> 00:40:24,049
The heroism, the pride.
875
00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:28,029
Do you know who
came down here for this?
876
00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:30,040
The Vice President himself.
I saw him with my own eyes.
877
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,050
I'll try to keep from swooning.
878
00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:39,049
So which one of you
orators is gonna deliver
879
00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:40,070
the gracious acceptance speech?
880
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,100
MICHAEL:
I say it should be Farmer.
881
00:40:41,101 --> 00:40:44,019
It was his twist on the plan
that sealed the deal.
882
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:46,090
Even if it did scare the bleeding
hell out of us.
883
00:40:46,091 --> 00:40:48,049
What are you talking about?
884
00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:50,110
Putting Rostam's name on the documents
instead of Sadegh's,
885
00:40:50,111 --> 00:40:53,039
knowing that Mehrak would
suspect the whole thing was
886
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,039
a ruse and using it
to our advantage.
887
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,079
Wait a minute.
888
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,089
It was Rostam's name
on the documents?
889
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:04,099
Uh-huh.
890
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:07,019
I told you Sadegh.
891
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,070
He's the guy we were setting up.
892
00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:10,019
I made that crystal clear.
893
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:11,059
Tell him.
894
00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:14,019
I definitely remember
you saying "Sadegh."
895
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,019
And I remember you bragging
896
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,100
about your photographic memory.
897
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,069
Oh, my God.
898
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:23,109
I...
899
00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:27,029
Those names over there
are so confusing.
900
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,050
Because you screwed up...
901
00:41:28,051 --> 00:41:30,049
The mission was a success.
902
00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,060
But you guys could have died.
903
00:41:31,061 --> 00:41:33,040
The bad son would
have taken over.
904
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,100
Violence, mayhem.
905
00:41:34,101 --> 00:41:37,039
The hills of Miristan
running red
906
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,089
with blood.
Your blood. Oh.
907
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:43,020
I suggest we keep this
to ourselves.
908
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:48,590
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