[♪]
Good morning, master.
Good morning, Jeannie.
Oh, master, you shouldn't have.
I know. I didn't.
You mean, that present is not for me?
No.
It is for another girl.
[MAGIC BOING]
No. It's not for another girl.
Oh, well, I am glad.
For her sake.
Uh, what does that mean?
It means that when she opened it,
she would have found frogs inside.
Oh, come on.
You wouldn't do that. Mm-hm.
[FROG RIBBITS]
[LAUGHS]
Jeannie, would you mind?
TONY: Thank you.
Master. Mm?
Why are you giving a present to a man?
Well, this man happens to be getting married today.
It's his wedding present.
[GASPS] I love weddings.
Yes, I know.
Who is getting married?
Billy Nopar, he's one of our astronauts.
Ah, he is very wise.
I believe that all astronauts should be married.
Do you not?
No, I do not.
See you this evening.
Are you going to the wedding, master?
Uh-huh. It's this afternoon.
I'm the best man.
Oh, well, I know that.
Oh, please be sure and remember to tell me what the bride wore.
Sure. Sure.
I imagine that she will wear something like this.
Do you like it, master?
Oh, boy, that is beautiful.
Mm-hm. Just lovely.
It's... It's a pity to waste it, though.
I mean, Billy Nopar's already picked out his wife.
Oh, I was not thinking about Billy Nopar. No?
You know what they say about weddings.
No.
What do they say about weddings?
They always come in twos.
[GIGGLING]
[CHUCKLING] Yeah, sure.
[♪]
Hello, Major Healey.
Oh, hi, Jeannie.
Jeannie, what are you doing here?
I want to get married.
You want to get married? You want to get married!
Do you realize all the problems that would involve?
I mean, I'm an astronaut, and you're a genie.
Boy, I worked hard to get where I am.
Boy, do you realize all the sacrifices
I'd have to be making if I married you?
I tell you what. We can get married Sunday.
We'll go up to Las Vegas, have a good time there.
Then we can go to Switzerland. We'll have our own chalet.
We'll take our time...
Major Healey, I cannot marry you.
Of course you can. Listen, I can get a ring.
I'm in love with Major Nelson.
Well, it's too bad.
We'd have made a handsome-looking couple.
I cannot understand why Major Nelson
does not want to marry me.
I would be a wonderful wife for him.
Well, maybe he's just not ready to get married yet.
Well, what is it that makes a man want to get married?
Well, a lot of guys look for the three C's in a marriage.
"The three C's"?
Yeah. Cooking, cleaning and cuddling.
"Cooking, cleaning and cuddling."
Oh, I can do that.
Jeannie, you're too eager.
You got to play hard to get.
"Hard to get."
Ah, that's right.
Oh. Ah.
Thank you, Major Healey.
I hope you can come to the wedding.
Mm.
Whose side am I on, anyway?
[♪]
Mm.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
[CAR APPROACHES]
Oh.
[YELPS]
Good evening, master.
W-what's going on here?
I've prepared all of your favorite dishes.
[CHUCKLES]
It just smells wonderful, Jeannie.
You shouldn't have gone to all that trouble.
Oh, it was no trouble.
As a matter of fact, I'm not terribly hungry...
You should've seen what they had at the wedding.
Have you seen the newspaper, master?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Oh, about the wedding.
I remember what the girl wore. She had one of...
Did you read about the floods in Europe?
Yes, I did. It was terrible.
Billy Nopar and I were talking about it.
Oh, you know, when he put the ring on, he...
Dinner is served.
Did you really bake that yourself?
Oh, yes, master.
With your own hands?
Yes.
Well, it's sensational. Billy Nopar's wife came for...
More coffee, master?
No, no. I have some, thanks.
Jeannie,
why don't you want to talk about the wedding?
The wedding? I am not interested.
Well, this morning you weren't interested in anything else.
I must have changed my mind.
I am very hard to get.
[GAGS] What?
I mean, I... I am not interested in getting married.
Oh, well, that's wonderful.
It is?
Yeah. You know why?
No. Why?
Because neither am I.
I will have some more of that pie.
Oh, darling, should we be doing this?
We've got to grab our happiness while we can.
Oh.
Who knows, tomorrow, I may be in orbit,
lost somewhere among the shining stars.
Oh, Roger, I worry about you so.
Mm. Sue, you... You've got to be brave.
Oh, Roger...
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here so late?
Oh.
We have a breakfast appointment tomorrow, and I thought maybe
you'd like to look nice and fresh.
And I want to look nice and fresh too for you.
We can have a nice time together.
Ha-ha-ha, oh, I know. You're very interesting too.
What are you doing here?
[KNOCKING]
[LAUGHING]
Tomorrow morning.
The base breakfast.
[LAUGHS]
Jeannie, you've got to learn to knock.
It did not do any good.
No, it did not do any good. Not for me, anyway.
I mean, the advice you gave me.
Major Nelson does not want to get married.
Yeah. Well, did you use reverse psychology?
Well, yes.
Nothing will make him change his mind.
Well, then, why don't you forget about Tony
and marry sweet, lovable me?
Because I am going to marry sweet, lovable Major Nelson.
Jeannie, I told you,
Tony is never gonna change his mind.
There is one thing that will change his mind.
What's that?
Of course it is forbidden.
Oh, hold it, young lady.
Whoa... Wait a minute.
Wh-what's forbidden?
And also it could be very dangerous.
What could be very dangerous?
But I am afraid there is no other way.
Now, wait a minute, Jeannie.
If you're going to do something dangerous,
you'd better tell me first.
Goodbye, Major Healey. Do not worry.
Everything will be just fine.
I think.
She'll never get Tony to marry her.
I wonder what he would like for a wedding present.
JEANNIE: "The spell of Lahalabah is the most powerful
"of all the spells.
In all our history, it has never been known to fail."
[SQUEALS] Goodie.
"The genie must first obtain three things
"from the person to be put under the spell.
"A lock of hair, a piece of fingernail,
and a small circle of cloth from his clothing."
Hm.
That should not be too difficult.
And then...
[GASPS]
Oh...
Mrs. Anthony Nelson.
Darling, I would like you to meet Mrs. Nelson.
This is Mrs. Anthony Nelson.
This is Tony's wife.
Oh!
I will make him so happy.
Jeannie!
Oh.
Good evening, master.
Oh, good evening, Jeannie.
I brought some papers home the other day,
and I can't, for the life of me, figure out what I did with them.
I left them upstairs, I left them downstairs.
Uh, Jeannie it was in a little envelope about this big
with a red stripe on it.
Said "Confidential."
No. No.
Isn't that funny.
I wonder what... Master?
Yeah?
Sit down, master. Hm?
You need a haircut.
Jeannie, I haven't got time for a haircut.
Oh, your hair is much too long.
Now, don't you put those things on my head.
Oh, neatness counts.
I haven't... I really haven't got time.
I've gotta get back to the base.
I just came back to... To get a clean shirt
and pick up some papers.
I'm going night flying tonight.
Night flying?
For night flying you need a haircut and a manicure.
Oh, uh, thank you, Jeannie,
but for night flying I have my own barber.
I'll look downstairs.
Just a tiny haircut.
Jeannie, you put those things away before you hurt yourself.
Oh. A trim?
All right, I'll change my shirt first.
Ah!
Will you be out late, master?
Yes.
You might say that.
May I have those, please?
Ah, yes, I'm going to the Aleutians.
Oh, that is near the South Pole.
No. In the North Pole.
Oh, well, one Pole is like another.
I miss you so when you are away.
Well, there's nothing to worry about.
I'm a very qualified pilot. And I'll see you when I see you.
Oh, will you kiss me goodbye?
Sure.
What was that?
What was what?
I-I-I heard something. What was it?
Mm-mm.
Jeannie, there's something going on
in that sweet, little head of yours.
I'd love to find out what it is, but I just don't have the time.
What was that?
Oh, it was nothing.
What was that?
You'd better hurry, master,
or you are going to be late for your flight.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
I'll go down, and I'll change and get a fresh tie.
You better put some moth balls in my closet.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
I... I don't know what you're up to, but whatever it is,
you're not gonna get away with it.
Goodbye, master.
[LAUGHS]
[SINGS NOTES]
"Do you have the objects from your beloved?"
Yes.
"Good.
Place them in a goatskin bag."
Goatskin bag.
♪ Goatskin bag ♪
Tie.
Here.
♪ Fingernail ♪
Hm.
[MUTTERS]
Ah.
"Are they in the bag?"
Yes.
"Then recite the incantation to Lahalabah."
[CLEARS THROAT]
"O great place Where spirits dwell.
"Hear thee now My magic spell.
"Hair and nails And cloth of loom.
"Make...
"Fill in first and last name of subject of spell.
"Give middle initial, if any.
"Hair and nails And cloth of loom.
"Make Major Anthony Nelson, No middle initial, be my groom.
"Ere another change of tide.
"Make...
"Fill in first and last name of person casting spell.
"Give middle initial, if any.
Ere another change of tide make Jeannie... ".
Sorry, that is my whole name.
"... Be my master's bride"
Allah.
It is done.
TONY: Jeannie!
Oh... Hi.
I had to come back.
Oh, master, what are you doing here?
I had to come back.
You get that wedding outfit.
When I come back from the Aleutians tomorrow,
we're getting married.
Oh. [LAUGHS]
Did you hear something?
No.
Oh, it is truly lovely.
[GUSHES]
[♪]
Ee... Oh!
Ha-Ha-Haji. [GIGGLES]
What are you doing here?
I have come to find out what you are doing.
I?
Oh, well, I-I am doing nothing.
You have used the love incantation over your master.
Oh, just a little.
"Decree 720, paragraph six, subhead three.
"It is forbidden for any genie to cast a love spell
over her master."
Really?
Well, next time I will know better.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
There shall be no next time.
You will cancel the spell.
Oh, I do not wish to do that.
You refuse?
But I love him so very much, and he loves me.
[SQUEAKS]
But...
But I did not even need the silly, old spell.
I am sure he would've married me anyway.
I tell you for the second time.
But I cannot cancel it.
[SQUEAKS]
But all the arrangements have been made for the wedding.
I tell you for the third time.
Oh.
Well, just one tiny, little spell will not do any harm.
Why do we not just forget it this time, and I...
You have been warned!
Oh.
Haji? Haji? Haji?
I have been warned?
[♪]
Roger, how long is it gonna take you to pack?
Pack what? Wh-where am I going?
Las Vegas.
You're gonna be my best man.
Your be...? You're getting married?
Yeah. You're getting married!
Well, congratulations, you sly dog. Yeah.
Boy, you must've been keeping her under wraps.
Who's the lucky girl?
Jeannie. Jeannie who?
Huh?
Jeannie?
Our Jeannie?
No. My Jeannie.
Well, you can't marry her. Why not?
Well, she's...
Roger, she's... She's beautiful, and... And...
And warm-hearted and kind.
Oh, that girl's perfect.
Oh, I've heard of mixed marriages,
but a genie and an astronaut. Ho.
Roger, we're gonna get married this afternoon.
Are you coming with us or not?
Look, if you get married, everyone's gonna want
to meet your wife, right?
Yeah.
Well, I can hear it now.
Does your wife smoke?
Yes.
What brand?
Oh, no brand. She just smokes.
Oh, excuse me, folks, while I get my wife
out of the bottle.
Oh, Dr. Bellows will love that.
That's just great. You're gonna be washed out.
R-Roger... Roger, don't worry. Don't...
Jeannie's not gonna let anything happen.
You're really going through with this?
Of course I am.
I can't explain it, Roge,
but I've never wanted anything more in my whole life.
Are you coming with us?
To Las Vegas? Mm-hm.
Well, if you're gonna get married,
that's the place to gamble. Yeah.
Huh?
[♪]
Oh, yes, I have your reservation, Mr. Nelson.
Good.
I am Mrs. Anthony Nelson.
We're not actually married yet.
You're not?
Oh, but we will be as soon as the minister gets here.
He's on his way. He's gonna be here any minute.
Mm-hm.
Here's your key, miss. Thanks.
And yours, Mr. Nelson.
Oh.
[BELL DINGS]
The bellboy will show you to your rooms.
Oh, Dr. Dawson, I have a message for you.
Call room 527. Thank you.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Oh, hey, Roge, the minister's gonna be here any minute.
Yeah... Wait a minute. This is my last dollar.
You know, I've been here for five minutes,
and I'm wiped out already.
You know, you can't...
Oh!
I hit the jackpot. Oh!
Roger.
It's all right, officer.
We'll meet you up in the room.
Four-twelve. Four-twelve.
I'll pick up the money.
[♪]
Oh. Master, are you all right?
I-I think it's my ankle.
Would you mind lifting up a minute? Huh?
Roger, look, I...
MAN: Here, let the doctor... MAN 2: Let us through.
Dr. Dawson, our house doctor.
Let me through here.
Oh, he does not need a doctor.
He needs a hospital.
This man has a broken ankle.
JEANNIE: He is not going to the hospital.
Well... And why not?
Because he does not have a broken ankle.
[MAGIC BOING]
You may get up and walk now.
Thank you, Jeannie.
We do not wish to be late for our wedding.
Madam, he cannot walk on that foot.
TONY: Believe me, doctor,
if Jeannie says I can walk on it, I can walk on it.
Right. Watch...
[SCREAMS]
What happened?
Well, I'll tell you what happened.
He just broke his wrist.
Oh, that's impossible.
[MAGIC BOING]
Can't you help him?
[♪]
[MAGIC BOING]
No. [MAGIC BOING]
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
The Haji's warning. I must have lost my power.
You... You must have lost your what?
Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow!
[CONCERNED CHATTERING]
DAWSON: I'll take care of you.
[SIREN WAILING]
Hello, master.
Hello.
Boy, what an unlucky jackpot that turned out to be.
Jeannie, can't you bring me out of here?
I have tried. It does not work.
What do you mean it does not w...?
What do you mean?
You're a genie, aren't you?
Yes and no.
What do you mean yes and...? [MAGIC BOING]
[PAINED SHOUTING]
What hurts you? Your arm or your leg?
Ow. Ow. It's my stomach.
Get the doctor. Doctor.
Doctor! Nurse! [MAGIC BOING]
You'll have to leave.
My dear, you have to leave. [MAGIC BOINGING]
I'll treat you later.
Doctor, help me, will ya?
[SCREAMS]
Yeah, that's it! That's exactly...
Do not worry.
He will be fine. Yeah. Fine.
Oh, doctor. Doctor, what's happening?
Acute appendicitis.
We're going to have to operate immediately.
Oh, no.
You know something? This is not his day.
I... I can't understand it.
I can.
I put Major Nelson under a spell,
so that he would want to marry me.
You put...? A spell?
Well, get him out of it.
But then he would not want to marry me.
And he needs me to take care of him.
He needs you?
He's in there with a broken arm and a broken leg
and acute appendicitis. How could you do this?
I've lost my power.
Haji warned me not to put him under a spell.
Well, look. What would happen if you broke the spell?
Could you get your powers back?
Yes.
Then I would not be Mrs. Anthony Nelson.
Well, I think it's a question of what Tony needs more:
A wife or a genie.
A wife.
All right, men.
Right down this way, men.
What's happening?
We're taking Major Nelson to Emergency Surgery.
This is Dr. Benson, the state inspector of hospitals.
Why, I cannot let them operate on him.
Well, a wife can't cure appendicitis.
But a genie can.
Oh, well, I'm not one to be married anyway.
[TONY SHOUTS IN PAIN]
You better hurry up, or there's not going to be enough of him
left for either of you.
Lahalabah, listen well While I break this magic spell.
Seema roojo kemakawn.
Uh...
Let this spell I cast be gone
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
Oh, I must have said the wrong words.
Oh, thank you.
BENSON: Get a syringe ready.
Automobile accident?
No.
Just clumsy.
He's got a broken wrist, a broken ankle,
and acute appendicitis.
Doctor, where's Jeannie?
If you'll just get ahold of Jeannie,
you'll see that none of this is necessary.
Oh.
Young man, be quiet.
You are sicker than you think.
Oh!
Jeannie?
Easy.
Very easy. Easy. Easy.
We're back where we started from.
I think I know what I did wrong.
Lahalabah hear my shame.
Return the spell From whence it came.
From whence it came? Shh.
Listen now And listen well.
Take away My master's spell.
Hold it. Now, just be quiet.
You're gonna be just fine.
I'm feeling pretty good already.
You said he had a broken wrist.
Miracle of modern medicine, sir.
You said he had a broken ankle.
[STAMMERS] I don't understand it!
I'm going to recommend you both highly to all my friends.
What about your appendicitis?
[CHUCKLING] Yeah. What about it?
Oh, master, you are all well.
Yeah. I feel great.
Good. Look who is here.
Huh?
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here..."
"... this woman in..." Excuse me, sir.
Jeannie, I can't marry you.
Oh, it will only take a minute, master.
A minute. What time is it?
It's 5 after 5.
Five after 5?
I've got to be in General Drew's office at 5:00.
Hey, you're gonna be late.
It is a very short ceremony.
It will take no time at all. Please continue.
No, I really can't... "When in the bloom of youth... ".
Please, I'm terribly sorry.
They're gonna be discussing the Apollo project,
and I've got to be there.
Well, you'll never make it now.
Jeannie, get this cast off me. But I do not wish...
Now, come on, both of them. Off.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here..."
No, no, no. Wait, I can't.
I just... I just can't. I'm sorry.
Now, get me back to that meeting.
Oh, but master... Now, come on, I mean it.
Get me back there.
[GIGGLES]
Uh, I'm sorry I'm late, gentlemen.
I know how it must inconvenience you...
I-I-I'm terribly sorry.
[♪]