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♪ ♪
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I got one!
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Okay, kids.
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Put away the dust motes
till tomorrow.
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It's story time.
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- Oh, boy!
- Yay! Ooh!
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Today's storyteller
is a space captain
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who grew up right here
at the orphanarium.
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Welcome back the bed-wetter
of Building D, Turanga Leela.
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Hi, kids.
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What book would you
like me to read first?
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We don't got books no more.
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- What?
- He means "anymore."
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Look, sometimes
you got to choose
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between eating and reading,
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so they ate the books.
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Just make something up.
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Make something up?
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Um, okay...
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Once upon a time,
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there was a... a...
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Princess?
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Yes! That!
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A... one-eyed princess
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in a long, flowing...
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tank top.
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And she lived in
a magical one-room...
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Castle?
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Yeah, if you believe
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the listing agent.
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Anyhow, one day,
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the princess went off to,
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uh, tell a story.
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And then that's exactly
what she did do that.
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And they all lived
happily ever after.
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The end.
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Miss Leela?
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I have a question.
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- Yes, Albert?
- That story was bad.
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That's not really a question.
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I'm not a natural storyteller.
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But I promise I'll make
up a better story
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and come back again.
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Please don't.
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See you soon.
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I'm sure I've got
a great kids' story in me.
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I just need to think of three
of some kind of animal.
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Concentrate, Leela, concentrate.
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Fry, I'm writing here.
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Do you have to play that?
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Yes.
It's the only song I know.
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Look, friends.
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I accidentally learned
to tap dance.
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Zoidberg, I'm trying to...
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Time for my 4:21 daiquiri!
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Guys, guys, guess who just
got commissioned as a tugboat?
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Oh, yeah!
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Pachinko break!
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Tokyo crazy balls! Yes!
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Oh, good, Leela.
You're here.
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I'd like to describe
my foot pain.
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My left has a sharp jabbing
throb near the bunion,
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while the other's got
a searing pain like gout.
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Maybe it's too much albumin because
of gravity...
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Even if I had a pen,
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I couldn't write
under these conditions.
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I'm going to some other planet
where I can concentrate.
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Searing, searing pain
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that feels as if
it were in a vice.
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Well, that was rude.
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Warden Vogel.
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I have a new story
for the children.
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I'm sure they'll like it
more than my last one.
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They liked hunger cramps
more than your last one.
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Anyhow, you'll have to wait.
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The kids are busy right now.
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Oh, is the
organ-harvesting clown here?
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Nah, Rusty comes
on Tuesdays now.
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Today it's the owner of
the Tickleodeon Kids Network.
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Okay, kids, get ready to be
subjected to our new fall shows.
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Mr. Funny-Bunny here
will gauge your reaction
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by bombarding your brains
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with harmless snuggle rays.
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He gives me a nice,
warm feeling in my eyeballs.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Popular Slut Club. ♪
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Oh, my God.
There's Jake Finkelberg!
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He's so hot.
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I wish he wasn't my brother.
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♪ Popular Slut Club. ♪
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Look! Up on
the drive-thru menu!
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It's Captain Mega Meat
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and his young ward,
Bottomless Boy.
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Hurry, Captain!
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A skinny kid needs our help.
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Super-size me!
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From the Rowdy Roddy Piper
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Daycare Center
in Glasgow, Scotland,
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it's Extreme Toddler Wrestling!
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♪ ♪
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Thanks
for the brain scans, kids.
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Don't have any children for
the next couple of days.
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All right, boys and
girls, enough fun.
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Your old friend Leela is back
with a brand-new story.
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Hi. It's great to be back.
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I think you'll enjoy this one.
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Please.
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Can't we just get
our organs harvested?
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It's about
some cute little creatures
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from a land
called Rumbledy-Hump.
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Kids, let's meet the Humplings!
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♪ ♪
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♪ My name is Ladybuggle ♪
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♪ And I huggle all my friends ♪
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♪ I'm a silly spring
named Doingg ♪
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♪ And my bouncing never ends ♪
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Doingg, doingg, doingg.
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♪ They call me
Princess Num-Num ♪
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♪ I'm as sweet as sticky buns ♪
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♪ I'm Feffernoose ♪
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Hello.
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♪ I'm scared of everyones. ♪
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Oh, Feffernoose.
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What about me?
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Hey, it's Garbly.
Everyone loves him
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'cause they can't
understand him.
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It's nice to meet you.
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♪ We're here to make you
laugh and think ♪
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♪ And smile and learn and sing ♪
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♪ And laugh and learn and smile
and think ♪
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♪ And other happy things. ♪
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Say more things like that.
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Okeydoke.
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One sunny, funny day,
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there was an unfamiliar visitor
in Rumbledy-Hump.
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♪ Today we learned
that folks are not ♪
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♪ As different as they seem ♪
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♪ The space gorilla's
just like us ♪
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♪ Although I breathe chlorine. ♪
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Wow, I can't believe you
'maginated all that stuff.
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Will you come back again
and tell us more stories?
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And also adopt us all?
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Of course
I'll tell you more stories.
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I'll go think some up right now.
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Holy moly!
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Lady, you don't know me,
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but my name is
Abner Doubledeal.
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Wait, I know you.
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You're Abner Doubledeal.
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I brain-scanned those little
nose-pickers during your story,
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and, sister,
their enjoyment glands
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were squirting
like Broadway roadkill!
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Aw, they were?
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Say, you seem
like a smart mark.
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How'd you like to make
it into a TV show?
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Sign here on this, uh...
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Supercuts coupon.
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I don't know.
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Don't I need a degree
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to write gibberish for toddlers?
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Come on, Miss Leela.
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Don't be a fraidy cat
like Feffernoose.
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Okay. I'll do it
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to show you kids
you can succeed at anything,
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if you just luck out
hard enough.
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Welcome to the glamorous,
big-money world
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of basic cable TV!
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I'm going to need
that pen back.
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Working on a real TV
show is so exciting.
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I'm on a mostly natural high.
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These costumes are gonna make it
hard to go to the bathroom.
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I'm not having any problem.
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We're shooting in five minutes,
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and this Leela broad hasn't
even delivered a script yet!
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Sweet zombie Jesus,
like it's not hard enough
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to make a freakin' TV show
for under 50 bucks.
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Damn it.
I'll call you back, Grandma.
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Nice of you to show up, toots.
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I mean that sincerely.
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It's just that I'm in show biz.
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Sorry, I went to my
quiet place to write.
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Here's the script.
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Ach! You writers
make me sick.
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Nice job on the script, though.
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Places, everyone!
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Okay. Cheap lights.
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Off-brand camera.
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And non-union action!
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I like ice cream.
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And I like lollipops.
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And I like you,
Princess Num-Num.
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Ew. I'm all
licky-sticky!
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I don't understand.
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When I like something,
I lick it.
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Like this raccoon.
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Doingg, don't
lick things
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that don't want to be licked.
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But how do I know what to lick
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and what not to lick?
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It's very simple.
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♪ If it's alive,
don't lick it ♪
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♪ Like a horse,
a turtle or a cricket ♪
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I like turtles!
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♪ So if you're not sure ♪
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♪ If it's alive or dead ♪
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♪ Poke it with a stick
and lick the stick instead. ♪
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Now I get it!
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Ow!
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Well, that's all for today.
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But before we go,
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let's do everything we just did
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two more times.
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Leela, that was great!
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Even I have
to admire the performance
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of me, Bender.
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The show looks so cute.
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Kids will love it!
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And it looks so cruddy,
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their ironic hipster parents
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will love it.
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Thanks, guys, but
let's be realistic.
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We all know any TV show
that's even slightly good
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gets cancelled.
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Sometimes two or three times.
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Leela!
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Tomorrow's ratings
just came in from the future.
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We're a hit.
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What? My show is a hit?
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What are you, deaf?
It's gonna be bigger
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than SpongeBot SquareBolts.
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I interfere with pacemakers.
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Baby, I hope you like
drowning in caviar,
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'cause that is how
you're gonna die.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Welcome back to the
Young People's Choice Awards!
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In a moment, the award
for Outstanding Sext Message.
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But first, the nominees
for Best New Kids' Show are...
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I hope you win, Leela.
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Thanks, Fry.
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It's nice to have the support
of viewers like you.
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- I'm the star of the show.
- Shh!
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And the Slurmie for
Best New Kids' Show goes to...
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Turanga Leela
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for Rumbledy-Hump.
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WOMAN (over P.A.
This is Turanga Leela's first nomination
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and second time in high heels.
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Wow. I feel so lucky
just to have been nominated
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alongside so many
inferior shows.
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And to all
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my young friends
at the orphanarium,
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thank you for inspiring me
to be your hero.
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Slurm her!
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So, wait. You play
a high school student
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who's also secretly a rock star who's also
secretly a massage chair?
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No. I play a high school student
who's also secretly a rock star,
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but in real life
I'm a massage chair.
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Oh. You ever made out
with a tugboat.
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Guys, I didn't have time
to mention it up there,
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but I want each of you to know
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what an honor it is
to work with me.
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Sweet ego of Montego!
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Someone build a wind farm
in front of her mouth!
267
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,220
you're the greatest creative mind
268
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,890
since blah, blah,
blah-bity blah.
269
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,560
But it's 2:00 a.m. and you still haven't
written tomorrow's episode.
270
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,730
Well, you can't expect me
to write it here
271
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,930
with everyone talking so loudly
about how great I am.
272
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,170
Sorry.
I'm taking the ship to my quiet place
273
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,800
so I can be alone.
274
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,410
You noncreatives can
catch a bus home.
275
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,040
Noncreative? Ha!
276
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:05,080
I'll have you know
I bedazzle my own underpants.
277
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,260
That was a hell of a massage.
278
00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:23,160
Maybe the best that ever was.
279
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:24,930
Say, where are we?
280
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,500
Rumbledy-hump?
281
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:32,940
It's real!
282
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:35,710
I love eating vegetables,
don't you?
283
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,110
They're like crunchy,
green water.
284
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,910
I don't like 'em!
They're icky-yuckie!
285
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,220
Now, now, Garbly,
if we don't eat our vegetables,
286
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,450
we won't grow big and strong,
287
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,020
like Feffernoose.
288
00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:52,860
I had to be big and strong
to fight off the monsters.
289
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,830
Did somebody say monsters?!
290
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,200
This will make a great episode.
291
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:02,170
But talk slower;
I can't type that fast.
292
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,010
Well, well, well.
293
00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,210
You didn't make up
that TV show.
294
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,040
You just wrote down
what these space twerps said.
295
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,110
Oh, hell.
296
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,850
Leela said
a Rumbledy-Hump no-no!
297
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,790
♪ Sometimes when we're mad ♪
298
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,520
♪ We say words
that are bad. ♪
299
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,010
♪ And poo-poo and pee-pee ♪
300
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,580
♪ And penis and gay ♪
301
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:34,250
♪Those are the 98 words
we don't say. ♪
302
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:40,020
My God, you stole
all your ideas
303
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,290
from those poor,
innocent creatures
304
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,330
and hogged all the credit?!
305
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,330
I underestimated you.
306
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,930
Wait. I can explain.
307
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,130
Nah, don't ruin it.
308
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,670
I'm loving the hypocrisy.
309
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:53,300
It's like catching an evangelist
in a whorehouse.
310
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,570
That was
the best Christmas ever.
311
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,110
You know I hate lying.
312
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,510
But those orphans
were so proud of me,
313
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,410
I couldn't bear
to let them down.
314
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,680
At least Reverend Pickens had the dignity
315
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,480
to jump out
the whorehouse window
316
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,320
with his pants
around his ankles.
317
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,920
Who's your friend, Leela?
318
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:12,220
He sure has a shiny
metal bumbledy-boop.
319
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,090
Aw, they're so cute
and harmless.
320
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,560
No wonder you feel safe
ripping off their act.
321
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,960
Bender, I feel
bad enough already.
322
00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,530
I'm just messin' with you.
323
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,160
I love that you're
getting rich off of them.
324
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,000
'Cause now I can get
rich off of you.
325
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,000
Oh, Lord.
326
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,400
From now on, you give me
327
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,610
half the gross,
or I'll blow your cover.
328
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,110
Oh, fine. You'll get your cut.
329
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,480
I don't really care
about the money anyway.
330
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,280
I just want to show those poor,
disadvantaged orphans
331
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,350
that they can succeed in life.
332
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,280
Ugh! You are the worst kind
of rich person.
333
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:50,360
♪ Be it parsnips or peppers
or kale or zucchini ♪
334
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:53,760
♪ I like to relax
with a spinach martini ♪
335
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:57,500
♪ Bl drg tr blg vndl mrg frgrz
Houdini ♪
336
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,400
♪ 'Cause we love
our vegetables. ♪
337
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,270
And... cut.
338
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,010
That's a wrap, everybody.
339
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,540
Ten minute break,
then we shoot season three.
340
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:16,080
Leela, you may have become
a Lady Gaga-esque fame hag,
341
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,490
but you sure cheered up
those orphans.
342
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:19,920
Nice job.
343
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,630
Thanks so much
for inviting us to the taping.
344
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:26,360
The kids haven't been
this excited since Food Day.
345
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,860
Ah, thanks.
346
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,360
They're my inspiration.
347
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:32,200
But not my only inspiration,
am I right, Leels?
348
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,240
Is somebody standing on me?
349
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,780
Ah. I do love inconveniencing
the underclass.
350
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,580
Well, we'll be on our way.
351
00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,550
After we dig through your trash
for aluminum.
352
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,950
Okay, kids, delta pattern.
Go! Go! Go!
353
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,990
Miss Leela?
354
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,260
Yes, Sally?
355
00:16:56,330 --> 00:17:00,090
I want to show you
the story I made up.
356
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:05,000
That's Gumdrop, Sticky, Candycorn,
Sourball, and Jujube.
357
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,870
They're brothers and sisters
358
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,170
and they live
in Butterscotch Hollow.
359
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,410
Sally, that's wonderful.
360
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,370
You came up with that yourself?
361
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,510
Out of thin air?
362
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:16,980
How?
363
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,610
You were an orphan,
364
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,320
and now you're
the best writer ever.
365
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,690
So I knew I could write, too.
366
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,190
Thank you for being my hero.
367
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120
I can't do this anymore.
368
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,590
I don't blame you.
369
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,090
Having to wear a costume
370
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,660
made from a
hollowed-out walrus.
371
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,030
Everyone, I have a confession.
372
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,100
I Turanga Leela,
373
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,070
winner of a Young People's
Choice Award,
374
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,270
a Peabody Jr.
and two Training Emmys,
375
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,170
am not what I appear to be.
376
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,980
There's something
I need to show you.
377
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,110
Uh-oh.
378
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,220
Continuing my confession,
379
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,290
this is the hardest
thing I've ever done.
380
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,220
Harder than creating
the best-est show in the world?
381
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,560
I didn't create anything.
I stole it.
382
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,060
Stealing is a form
of creativity.
383
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,260
No, it isn't.
384
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,060
Guys, come on out.
385
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,240
Holy moly again.
386
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,070
Oh, hello, Leela.
387
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,640
I was just telling my friends
388
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,640
how they shouldn't eat food
off the floor.
389
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,410
Should we sing a song about it?
390
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,440
Yes, please.
391
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,010
No need, Ladybuggle.
392
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,410
Say, what's going on here?
393
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,280
This planet is the
real Rumbledy-Hump,
394
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,250
and these creatures are
the real Humplings.
395
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,960
All I did was write down their
adorably repetitious hijinks.
396
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,030
You lied?
397
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:40,530
Like Doingg did when he stole
Garbly's pet pinecone?
398
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,460
You told them about that?
399
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,530
I should have told
the truth right away.
400
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,170
These simple prairie folk have
a simple prairie-ish life here,
401
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,710
and I was wrong
to exploit it for profit.
402
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:54,040
I'm as sad as
an upside down smile.
403
00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:55,710
You mean a frown?
404
00:18:55,780 --> 00:19:00,210
We didn't have a word
for it... until now.
405
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,850
To think I put on an unflattering
cupcake costume for you.
406
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,250
To think I borrowed
money from you.
407
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,620
I was going to ask you
to marry me.
408
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,130
I guess if you can't
make up stories,
409
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,030
I can't neither.
410
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,430
I deserve this.
411
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,900
And more.
412
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,130
Keep it coming.
413
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,030
Wait a second.
414
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,970
As a big Hollywood TV producer,
415
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,740
I think I know how to remedy
this ethical lapse.
416
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:32,250
♪ So if you don't want a
tapeworm or intestinal bug ♪
417
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:35,580
♪ Don't eat pastrami
that fell on the rug. ♪
418
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,090
And... cut.
419
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,290
Ta-da!
420
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,290
We got us a reality show.
421
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,660
No writers, no actors,
no problem.
422
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,620
Doubledeal,
this is disgraceful.
423
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,360
You can't just rip off
their real lives
424
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,960
and put it on TV.
425
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,460
Who said anything
about ripping them off?
426
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,870
I did.
427
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,200
I'm paying 'em.
428
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,340
Gather round, gang.
Here are you paychecks.
429
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,580
I can finally afford my speech therapy.
430
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,610
And the health plan covers
my generic Prozac.
431
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,950
Electricity, plumbing--
432
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,520
our lives are a jillion times
better.
433
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,850
And it's all thanks
to you, Leela.
434
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,220
Don't thank me.
435
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,260
I should be punished.
436
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,230
I've corrupted you and taught
the orphans a terrible lesson.
437
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,430
What orphans?
The kids were all adopted.
438
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,660
They were?
By who?
439
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,460
Come on, kids,
440
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,970
let's get this place cleaned up
for the next episode.
441
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,470
Albert, pick up that pastrami
442
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,200
and put it back
on the craft services table.
443
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,440
You're the boss, Daddy.
444
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,510
Oh, God, what have I done?!
445
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:35,040
You've given us a new father
and a full-time job.
446
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,150
Which is more than
most kids have.
447
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,450
But...
448
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:40,180
We love it here, Miss Leela.
449
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,280
This is the funnest planet
in the whole world.
450
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,090
Don't hug me!
451
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,550
I've done a horrible thing!
452
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,660
For God's sake,
somebody teach me a lesson!
453
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:54,259
We love Leela, we love Leela
454
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,800
No!
455
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,780
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